Dadonequus: The end of a legend

>be anamalous
>legion, forgive forget
>life a shit, time to kys to kill
>suddenly appear as poners after become dead
>discord there too
>"ur my kiddo now buddy boy"
"k."
and prank times were had. the end.

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>>30266777
welllll fuck.

Tell me who I should read now that erf is finally resting in eggs

>>30266833
>Having like six stories to follow
>None of them has more than 30 chapters or daily updates
>You can't choose one

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>>30266833
all the other writofagos coming back

>>30266777

>suddenly celly appears
>"discord quit being an asshole"
>"no i don want"
>you scream "we are legion of kellogs"
>you trow a cake at cellestia
>she dodge it

to be continue

>>30266833
>>30266863

Elo is the only one who constantly updates and his story is lengthy enough

Shit did the other one die?

>>30266878
>cake attak proves useless
>begin throwing more cake
>celly, cake addict, basically hoovering all the cake
>explodes
>showers world in combination of blood and icing
>"o no"
"o no"

bad end.

>>30266833
Elo and maybe Ben, the rest are dead

>just finished getting caught up with Elo
>gets to part 58 of Erf just as he dies
Welp. At least I got a ways to go before disappointment.

>>30266833
Not mine

>>30267280
It is more like his story reached the logical conclusion

Adding this since it can be discussed:

>>30262294
>But it was fine.
>You were around friends, loved ones, and you knew that even the ponies who weren't here right now. All cared about you and didn't give a shit about your past.
>they didn't care about the fact you were, and perhaps, still are friends with Chrysalis.
>Chrysalis, although you were over her. You hoped she was ok. And would reform like her children would.
>maybe one day.
>For now? You know longer had to worry about hiding anything.
>everyone knew
>Everyone didn't care about it
>Everyone was ok with it
>Everyone cared about you.
>And you cared about them.
>no matter what the shenanigans were
>You cared.
>You had family and friends. Good friends. Something you never really had back on earth.
>And in the end, thats all you really needed.
>You were happy.
>And whatever adventure came your way? You'd face it head on.
>Because in the end, you always had a home to go back to and-
>Your codec rings...
>"Ahhh, Anon. hate to break whatever thoughts you're having right now. But, you did make a promise to me a couple of weeks back. And Twilight's castle isn't going to mysteriously have it's doors lead to different rooms on it's own. Or mess with the order of the books in the library. Or put a Quesadilla under our purple princess's pillow. We can wait until you check out. I'll be patient"
>And of course, the shenanigans will never change either.
>The future was bright for you
>And you'd face that future, with the love in your heart and the chaos in your hooves.
>You are Anon
>Son of Discord
>And this was your life.
>Your life, in Equestria

The End

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>>30262323
Well folks. The MAIN story is finally over. Opened up for cute one shots of Anon getting into adventures. I never thought I'd reach this point. I never thought I'd have an ending proper. But I found it. I found it before the story completely and utterly crashed and burned. I'm happy with this. I'm good with this.


This is good enough for me. It's amazing to read the first five chapters and seeing Discord utterly torture Anon, a guy who wanted things to go his way and didn't really care for anyone. To now. Where Discord and Anon care deeply for each other, Anon has friends and family that love him, and that he has pretty much fully integrated into the way of ponies and chaos.

>>30267712
THIS IS THE END, MY FRIEND THE END!

>>30267721
Thanks for all the memories erf

>>30268112
no problem

Oh man, I hope that my update doesn't break the nostalgic/melancholic mood of the thread.

“What?! What do you mean that I can’t go further?! C’mon dude, you can’t be serious, my mom is in there!”
>I gotta get inside Canterlot Castle, not only because I already made my way through this crowd of knucklehead elitist ponies, but also because I MADE MY WAY THROUGH A BUNCH OF JERKS!
>Ugh! But this dude just won’t let me in!
>”I’m sorry Lil’ gal, orders were given, nopony can enter the castle until further notice. Don’t worry though, I’m sure that your mommy has already evacuated along with the rest of the maids.” The bulky Pegasus guard was standing in front of me, his golden mane and white coat standard of the Royal Guard just made it more clear how much of a dumb this guy was.
“… Don’t you know who I am?”
>”Uh… a little bat filly who just want to see his mommy? Seriously kid, the maids are over there, why don’t you go and ask them instead of me? Have you checked your house, though? I’m sure that your mommy went home already and is baking a delicious pie just for her little girl” Man… where does my mom get these guards?
“Oh, c’mon! My name is Cherrywood…ugh… Bellemare. I’m sure that’s gotta ring some bells in that thick head of yours!”
>Why was this dummy frowning at me? It’s not like I said a lie, his head does look ultra-thick “Listen, kid, I have been patient with ya, so please don’t resort to insults, alright? Tell ya something, since you are so worried about your mom, why don’t you tell me her name so I can ask some of the guys if they have seen her”
>That dumb, thick-headed dummy! How in the seven dark forests he didn’t recognize your name, you were going- waaaiiit…. This could actually be fun…
“Alright Mr. Guard, you’re right insults are bad and all that, so I’ll tell you who my mom is”
>Kekeke! So this is why Annony likes to act so smug when he has the upper hand, it feels so good!

>>30268385
>The dummy smiled at me and waved his big hoof “That’s better! Alright little fella, tell me who your mom is and I will…”
“…My mom’s name is Moonlight Shadow”
>”Come again…” Kekeke! Oh man, I’m so good at spooking ponies! I just had to mention my mom to make the guy paler than a ghost
“That’s right, my mom is General Moonlight from the Night Guard, well… she’s kinda the general of both Guards now but I think you already know that. Oh! And my mom is also Princess Luna’s bodyguard AND Prince Anon’s bodyguard too, so how about that? Will you let me inside the castle or what?”
>”Oh dear…” That’s right dummy! You just got spooked, now move on so I can… “Captain Spearwing!” Wait, what? Why did he call another guard?
>Oh, I knew this one… kinda, unlike the rest of the guards, he had green eyes and well… that’s about it, all of the ponies in the Royal Guard look exactly the same and even have very similar names… I think their voices are kinda the same too.
>”Corporal! What is the meaning of this! Can’t you see that I’m busy with handling the crowd? What in Tartarus is so important that- Oh, hi there Cherrywood, nice to see you here. What can I do for you?” Well, at least this guy knew me, that’s progress, I guess.
“Hi, Mr. Spearwing! Nice to see you too, geez, what a ruckus we have today, right? … Uhm… to be honest, I’m kind of in a hurry, could you tell this guy over there that everything is fine and that I can go inside the castle so I can say hi to my mom, please?”
> Okay, first, I just gotta give that other guard a smug smirk like my Anonny always does! Aaaand…
>Done! And he didn’t even say a thing. Kekeke! This is it! Mr. Spearwing will let me pass and everything will be-
>”I’m sorry little Cherrywood, but we are under strict orders to not let anypony pass. Orders that were given by the General herself” Oh, come on! You ruined everything! Now that guard is smirking at me!

>>30268400
“But it’s me! Come oooon, I bet that my mom wouldn’t like to know that you guys didn’t let me go and tell her that I came back okay… I think she would be pretty angry actually, and you know how my mom can be when she gets angry.”
>Why did that guy coughed and looked away from me? “Actually, your mother gave us special instructions that if you happened to come by, then we must ask you to leave the area and return to your father’s house.”
“….”
“Stupid, stupid, stupid Mr. Spearwing! Special orders? Blah, he was just a dummy… but those knuckleheads didn’t know that there is a secret entrance to the castle through the crystal caves! Which is exactly where I’m in right now so ha, hah! Take that, you dumb guard!”
> “Take that, you dumb guard! … Take that, you dumb guard!” Gotta love this echo, it’s sooo spooky. Kekeke! And it seems like nopony is guarding these caves either.
>Just you wait until I tell my Anonny about my cool entrance, he’s gonna-
>”Halt! Who goes there?” Oh, come on! You have to be kidding me, there are bat ponies patrolling this entrance? But it was supposed to be a secret for everypony… except… for the Night Guard… yeah.
>What a genius move, Cherrywood.
>Well, at least I know these guys for real; they have been my mom’s friends since they lived in Hollow Shades a looong time ago… I think that dinosaurs still lived back then.
“Uhm… it’s me, Cherrywood…I hate my second name… Bellemare! I just want to get inside the castle to tell my mom that I came back from Manehattan!”
>”Wait, Cherrywood?” Aha! I know this mare! She’s the leader of the bunch, so everything should be easy from here on out.
“That’s right, Mss. Dusk Trot! Sorry for spooking you… I didn’t mean it this time; it’s just that some knucklehead didn’t let me get inside the castle so I kinda took the secret and way cooler entrance.”

>>30268408
>”Oh, Cherrywood!” You know, I always liked the style of this mare. With her dark long mane and blue eyes, and her blue navy coat, she has always been so cool, and I’m sure that there won’t be any problem with him-
>“I’m sorry but we have strict instructions to not let anypony inside the castle, and I’m afraid that includes you, in fact, Moonlight actually asked me that if I saw you, then I had to tell you to go to your father’s house… and you know that she wouldn’t do that unless there is some heavy stuff going on, no offense but your dad is…well… you know what? Why don’t you go to my house instead?”
“But…”
>Awwww! Now she was escorting me out the cave! No fair! “Seriously, I’ll tell Moonlight later about the little change we made… I’m sure that she will actually be relieved… I-I mean! My husband must be home already, he could make you a pie. I know how much you like theeem!”
“…”
“Stupid, stupid, stupid Mss. Dusk Trot! Of course, I like those pies! I love them! But I just want to get inside the stupid castle! Grrr! You know what? The guards can go and lick a hydra because I KNOW A SUPER-DUPER SECRET ENTRANCE! Kekeke! And not even the Night Guard knows about it…or maybe they do, but nopony would patrol it because…”
>Eugh this place really stinks! No wonder why nopony is in here after all, who would be crazy enough to patrol…
“The sewers… ugh… whatever at least I can’t hear anypony here because these are… the sewers… I really went low for this one, huh? Grrr… Okay, let’s do this Cherrywood! It’s just a straight line and the first stairs are the ones that lead to the castle! And once there… I should probably stop talking to myself; it’s creepy and sad, even for me”
>”Even for me… even for me…” Stupid echo… but you are still cool, sorta … and besides, this place was totally in the dark, so even if there was some dummy patrolling the place, he wouldn’t be able to see me!

>>30268436
>Unless, it’s somepony from the Night Guard… that would be bad, especially since I’m probably the only bat pony in Equestria that can’t see in the dark, but at least I can hear really good! Just… just like any other bat pony.
>I’m never gonna get used to this frickin’ smell! Aaaah! To Tartarus with this! I will just fly through here as fast as I can!
“KEKEKE~! Take that, you dumb, stinky sewer! Who’s laughing now?! Me, that’s who! I’m going to get inside the castle and there’s nothing that you can do to stop me!”
>*TWOMP*
“Ouch!”
>Stupid, stupid, stupid me! I forgot that there was a turn before reaching the actual stair. Hnng! My head really hurts! Well, duh… I crashed directly against a wall, should have remembered the whole thing about my lame night vision.
>Speaking of that, I should probably get moving but…
“Ouch, that really hurt… should have walked or flown a little slower instead. Stupid, stupid, stupid me!”
>”Stupid me… stupid me” That echo just went from cool to annoying really fast, you know that?
“Just shut up will ya? You dumb, knucklehead!”
>”You dumb knucklehead… You dumb, knucklehead…” Oh, so that’s how that dumb echo wants it, huh?
“Grrr! You want a fight?! Then guess what? You just one! Come at me, you dumb echo OOO Aaah!”
>*Splosh*
>Wonderful, this is wonderful! First nopony wants to let me inside the castle, then I have to get inside the stinking sewers, and now I fell into… you know what? I think that it’s a good thing that I can’t see what I just fell into.
>I just wish that I couldn’t feel or smell it either.
“Ew, ew, ew! Why meee?! I just want to get into that dumb castle! This is your entire fault echo! You big dummy!”
>”You big dummy… You big dummy” … I should probably stop picking fights with sounds; it always ends up badly for me.
>Eugh... you win this time echo, whatever… at least the stairs that lead right into the castle should be around… right…. Here!

>>30268498
“Aha! Now that I’m FINALLY inside the castle, I can take a frickin’ bath so my mom can- huh? Why is it so dark in here? C’mon! Don’t tell me that the sewers got a second floor!”
>Well, nah, this is the castle alright, my night vision might as well not exist, but even I can tell that I’m not in the sewers anymore. But this darkness, I don’t think that it’s like, you know, a natural thing, or at least not something that I ever heard or read about.
>Seriously, I remember that before getting inside the sewers, it was barely past noon. Hmmm, okay, maybe I should do what my Anonny always does and think this thing through and through.
>I guess it makes sense that everypony should be evacuated after something like this happened, I mean, this darkness can’t be anything good, but if that’s true, that makes things even more confusing.
>Why my mom, the princesses, and Anonny weren’t outside? With something like this, my mom would be yelling orders to the guards like crazy, the princess would try to calm everypony and my Annony would be trying to come up with something to make this darkness to go away.
>Oh, no! Something terrible must have happened to them! My mom and my Anon might be in danger! I gotta do something! But… I’m just a filly… one who can’t do anything right on my own.
>I can’t save them… at least not on my own. Mmmm… I know! Sister Eris can help with this, she’s super powerful… and weird, but I’m sure that she will help me save everypony!
>I just gotta find a way to talk with her and…
>”D-Do you think those things are gone?” Did I just hear a… voice? Well, duh. What else could it be?
>From what I can pick up with my ears, it belongs to a mare and she’s like, not close but not far away either.
>Should I go and talk to whoever that mare is? Mmm… my mom is always telling me to see and analyze my surroundings, right? So I think that it would be better if I hide somewhere.

>>30268509
>Hmm… I can’t see anything but I’m sure that there’s a ceiling at least, so I guess that hanging from there would be the best thing… and that is something that even I can do.
>”I-I don’t know, but I’m sure that I don’t want to go back to check! I’m telling you, Moon Dancer, I have seen lots of weird things during my travels across Equestria, but this? Oh, sister. This takes the cake” That’s a new voice… so there are two mares coming this way.
>So one of those mares is named Moon Dancer, sounds… familiar.
>… Oh, yeah! Moon Dancer, now I remember who that is! She is the nerdy looking pony that teaches my Anonny magic and stuff… really grumpy pony. So I guess that she didn’t evacuate either, but who is the other pony with her? I don’t recognize that voice.
>”I know, whatever that filly is casting, it feels so real that I’m not sure that what we have seen are illusions, I mean, just look at this darkness, have you ever read about a spell like this? Because I sure haven’t” Well, that mystery mare sure sounds scared… that might be a bad thing or a good thing, even a cool thing depending on what scared her.
>I think that I can see a purple glow on the distance… yeah, that must be them. They gotta be unicorns because I know how lanterns look like and that ain’t one, and I also know how magic looks and THAT definitely looks like a magical aura.
>”Actually… I think I did…”
>”Really? When? Or well… what book details such spells? Because I have read almost every single work written by Starswirl the Bearded and also read everything made by the famous classicist wizards, and-“ Yeah, that’s definitely Anonny’s tutor… ugh, that nerdy, smug dummy.
>Okay, Cherrywood, Moon Dancer and whoever that other pony is, are coming this way. So you better stay quiet, really quiet so you can finally know what the heck is going on.
>”It’s not a book… or well, not in any book that has been released to the public”
>”I’m afraid that I don’t follow you”

>>30268518
>”Well… you see, before my little “incident” in Ponyville, I kinda… “borrowed” a bunch of scrolls from the castle archives, you know… the kind that nopony is allowed to read. I know, I know, it was a terrible thing to do, and I did it because I was a terrible pony, but I’m not like that anymore…”
>”Heh, heh, heh!” Did Moon Dancer just… giggled?
>”Huh? What’s so funny?” Yeah, you tell her, mystery mare!
>”You are not the only one who has read stuff from the forbidden wing of the royal library, you know? Well, as the prince’s tutor, I do have permission to do that at will. It’s part of the job”
>Okay, they are almost here now, just a little bit moooore and I will be able to see who that other mare is!
>”What? Does the prince really require that kind of stuff for his lessons? Come on, Moon Dancer. I know that he’s good at magic but he can’t be THAT good” Mystery mare is a dumb jerk, of course that my Anonny is THAT good! He’s the frickin’ best!
>”Not yet, but he definitely will and sooner than anypony thinks. I just want to be prepared so I don’t end up finding myself without a job when that happens. My books aren’t cheap, you know? And… I kind of like the other stuff that I can buy with my paycheck, like being able to treat my new friends for some ice cream.”
>”Well… by this point, you already know about the horrible things that I did, and I would understand if you say no, but if you ever need an assistant of sorts, I do know a fair bit about magic, so if you want, I can help you.”
>Okay… who’s the other pony, really?
>”I think… that when the time comes, I will take that offer. Thank you, Starlight Glimmer”
>Starlight… Glimmer? I think that I know that name… wait, I definitely know that name! She is the horrible mare who tried to foalnap my Annony! But wait… she’s in prison, right? What is that nasty pony doing in Canterlot?

>>30268536
>”No problem, I am trying to make up for the things I did in the past, and hey! I think that I know a spell that would be great to test what the prince can do right now!”
>Okay… they are right below me now, maybe this is a different Starlight Glimmer, yeah, just another unicorn mare who happens to have the same name as that evil criminal… yeah, right.
>”Really?! That sounds wonderful! What do you have in mind, Starlight?”
>”Okay, so I know a spell that would basically render wings as obsolete and it’s not that hard to do if you have the right amount of magic and focus skills in you. Maybe, we could teach the prince… w-we…ungh…”
>The mystery mare IS that horrible criminal! Same pink coat, same nasty purple, and pink mane! Same disgusting cutie mark! I bet she is the cause of everything and that nerdy Moon Dancer is helping her in whatever evil revenge Starlight had planned”
>”S-Starlight? W-What’s wrong?”
>That nasty criminal just found the trail of… whatever I fell into the sewers, and you know what? I think that is a good thing
>Kekeke~! So you wanted to hurt my Annony and my mom, huh?! Well, guess what? You are about to get spooked! Just gotta hang upside down, slowly extend my wings as I do what I like to do the most: hissing!
“*HISSSSSSS*”
>That criminal is looking right at my direction, but this darkness is just perfect for spooks ”Moon Dancer, whatever you do… don’t look up”
>Yeah, that’s right! Run, you criminal cowards!
>”I don’t know about you, but I’m getting tired of running. I say that we blast whatever creatures that foal summoned and teach her not to mess with us!” Uhhhh… what?
>”I was planning on running for my dear life, but you know what? I think that I like your plan more, besides, I haven’t been able to stretch my magical muscles since the spirit of chaos and I took back that prison”

>>30268557
>No! You stupid Starlight! Run! Be spooked!
>”I don’t know what you are talking about and I don’t that I like it, but I’m willing to ignore it if we skip to the fun part”
>”Then… shall we commence?”
>”After you…”
>…Uh-Oh
>*ZAP* *ZAP*
>*KRAKOOM*
“Whoa!”
>Those lasers almost hit me! I could have been hurt! Just look at that wall… or what is left of it. Are they crazy?!
>*ZAP* *ZAP*
>*KRAKOOM*
“Ungh!”
>Barely… dodged that second attack… but, hnnng! I think that I won’t be able to do it a third time… and they are charging those lasers again… this is it.
>I’m sorry mom… I tried and tried, but I just can’t be as strong as you… and my Annony… don’t worry about me, don’t cry about me… you will find somepony better than this idiot in no time…
>Their magic is too bright… can’t keep my eyes open… hng… goodbye world… you are the worst
>*GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
>”Starlight? What the hay is that thing?!”
>”I-I don’t know, I don’t care! Just run!”
>”After you…”
>…
“Huh? I’m… alive?”
>Better be sure about it. Okay, Ears? Check! Muzzle, hooves and fluffy fur? Check! And everything is still dark and creepy, so that must mean…
“YAAAAY! I’m alive! But… what happened? Those evil mares were about to grind me into pony dust, but then I heard a growl and those two ran away”
>”I think that I’m the responsible for saving your life, no need to thank me though, I just did my work in teaching those evil mares that doing evil things is wrong” Another voice… but this was a filly and she was right behind me.
“Well… you kinda saved my flank there, so it would be rude for me to not thank you for that. I mean, my- “
>Holy mother of spooks!
“No way! PRINCESS LUNA?!”
>But… how?! I mean, except for the mane, she looks exactly like Princess Luna and even has the same cutie mark… but she’s a filly! W-What’s going on!

>>30268581
>”My name is Luna, that much is correct, but I’m not a princess… or well, I want to be one, but I haven’t earned that status, at least not yet, I think. If I have, to be honest, this whole thing is confusing for me too. Time travel’s principles are something that Starswirl never taught me, oh but pardon me, what is your name?”
“Uhhh… my name is Cherrywood… uuuugh…. Bellemare”
>”Cherrywood Bellemare…” Was Princess Luna always this curious? I don’t remember her ever hovering around ponies when she greeted them “I like it! And I also liked your style of scaring ponies, you are amazing in taking advantage of the atmosphere and your timing is just perfect. Oh, by the way, my name is Luna, uhm… d-do you want to be my friend?”
>I have so many questions right now, like what the hay is going on?! Seriously, Princess Luna is now a filly, just what or who could have caused something like this- wait, did she ask me to be her friend?
“You want to be my friend? Really, like, there’s not trick or anything like that?”
>”No, or at least I do not think so. Uhm, is that a traditional thing to do in the future? Because in my time period, we usually do not trick ponies when starting a new friendship, or well… that is based what I have read and heard about the subject… I am afraid that unlike my sister… friendship is not something that I am good at.”
“Oh man, you have problems with making friends too?”
>”Mhm! I am actually very… shy. Unlike my big sister, I can’t find the confidence to speak to many ponies, couple that with the fact that my particular tastes are not popular among many ponies… or rather anypony, and well… you get somepony like me”
“Tell me about it, nopony in my school wants to be my friend, or even talk to me… Because I’m, you know, weird, and well… I try to not let that to get me but… it still feels lonely, you know? Like no matter what I do, it seems that it’s my destiny to be a loser.”

>>30268606
>”I know that feeling very well, Cherrywood. Unlike my big sister’s day, ponies are always scared of my night… and they let me know that everypony rushes to their homes once night arrives… they never care that I always put an extra effort to make it as beautiful as I can”
>Is this the real Princess Luna? I mean, she looks like her and kinda speaks like her too but… I don’t know, never expected that a Princess would feel this way, at the same time, I don’t feel like she’s lying.
“Yeah… I try and try, and try even harder, but nopony really likes me either, it’s like, no matter what I do or say… I will always be that weirdo who likes the supernatural.”
>”Yeah! And that’s not fair! Foals are always telling me that I am the creepy filly who stalks their dreams at night, but I do not! I just want to protect them from their nightmares so they can have beautiful dreams! But… nopony really appreciates me… I know that I have my big sister but it can get lonely… it always does.”
>Yeah, she’s definitely not lying… those sad eyes of her, I’ve seen them a lot when I see myself in the mirror.
“And then… they start finding new ways to mock you, things that you can’t change… I’m a bat pony, and they are supposed to have a very good night vision, but mine simply stinks, that’s why they call me Blindwood at school… even my teacher calls me like that”
>”Do they make fun of your tastes on scaring ponies too? Because nopony gets me in that regard either, not even my big sister or Starswirl…. Well, it is not like I know what you actually like… Uhm, sorry… I was just making an assumption based on what I just saw”

>>30268623
“No, that’s kinda right… well, it’s absolutely right, those jerks don’t like me because I like spooking ponies and because I can’t see very well in the dark, and because of my mane, and well… because I don’t like those dumb dolls that other girls play with… I like cool stuff like ghosts and spirits, and monsters like hydras and manticores! Mmm… sorry, I bet that you think I’m the biggest weirdo you’ve ever seen, right?”
>”What? Of course not! Just like you, I think that spooking ponies from time to time is a very fun activity, so pardon me for saying this, but those ponies from your school are a bunch of… well, they must not be very intelligent because most of the creatures that lurk the dark forest I live in are all super polite once you get to know them. In fact, I would even dare to say that they are simply the best!”
>Oh, man! Princess Luna likes the same stuff that I do! That is awesome! She’s awesome… This is awesome, like, she is a friend that I never knew but always wanted to.
“I know, right?! They are so unique and awesome that I can’t help myself to read everything I can about rare creatures. Like, a couple nights ago I was reading about how hydras feed and it sounded like the best thing ever, do you know that they have a second set of fangs inside their mouth? It helps them to chew their food better.”
>”Mhm! I have seen them feed actually, well… for a brief moment, my sister found me and dragged me home, but you should have seen it, Cherrywood. The hydras actually can extend their jaw like snakes do! Oh, and I do not know if this is common knowledge in the future, but every creature with two or more heads have constant conflicts with the other heads, I have seen that behavior with hydras, all sorts of chimeras and even Cerberus”
>Oh, no way! Now, this is on a new level of cool!
“You have seen the guardian of Tartarus gates with your own eyes?! COOOOOL! Luna, you are amazing!”

>>30268647
>”Not as amazing as you, Cherrywood, after all, I lack your technical knowledge on the creatures of the dark forests and your absolute mastery of the art of scaring”
“C’mon! You have seen Cerberus! That is awesome, I tell ya, and you gotta to tell me everything about him, like what does he eat? What is his sleeping schedule and… … wait, just a question, why do you keep saying that this is the future?”
>”Well, that is an easy answer. My sister and I got suddenly transported to this castle that we have never seen before but not only that, a kind colt with goggles greeted us and told us that he is the ruler of a kingdom called Equestria, and trust me, I have never ever heard about such place and that is, because as the kind colt with the goggles told us, this is the future and just like you and me, he was feeling lonely and wanted friends to play with”
>Kind colt with goggles? Waaait…
“Say, does that colt with the goggles speaks so fancy to the point where it’s hard to understand him at times, is intelligent but a bit dummy at times and… ehm… is also super cute too?”
>”Mhm! His name is Anon, I think… but I like to call him Mr. Goggles Colt. I am guessing that you do know him, right?”
>You know… for a pony whose special talent is supposed to be harmony, that colt sure likes to get in the most chaotic situations.
“Yup! I actually made those goggles for him, mmm, do you know where he is?”
>”I am afraid that I do not after I left his amazing study, I decided on giving those two evil mares of before a lesson on not being evil, I want to be a princess one day, you know? I simply cannot allow that a colt as kind as him gets manipulated by mares as evil as they”
>So I was right? YAAAY! I was right! This mess was caused by those two nasty criminals! … Oh, no! I was right! My Annony is in danger!
>But he told them that this is the future so… something happened, something that made him lie, something bad.

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>>30268680
“Luna, please, please! Tell me something, did those two dummies hurt Anon?!”
>”They were about to hurt Mr. Goggles Colt, my sister and myself, actually, they just weren’t counting that they are in fact extremely weak when compared to my big sister and I. Mmm… tell me something Cherrywood, since I think that we are friends now, would you like to help me in teaching those mares a lesson?”
“We are going to spook them, right?”
>”Oh, but of course! I have magic that allows me to create powerful illusions, so strong in fact, that it is hard to tell if they are real or not… even for me. You have an amazing skill with creating the perfect atmosphere and scare timing. I am sure that they will be no match for what we could do together.”
“Of course not! We will teach those two the meaning of justice… spooky justice! And… eh… after we do that, do you mind hanging around with me for a while? I want to show you something that I bet you will love”
>”Cherrywood… I truly believe that we are going to be the best of friends”

That would be it for tonight, a lengthier chapter than my most recent ones, but a chapter that I hope you guys like. As for why the change in perspective, I wanted to try something called "Meanwhile back at the ranch" concept is explained here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GXv2C7vwX0

Can someone post that gif of Fluttershy saying, damn that's cute

>>30268711
I think the cuteness gave me a cardiac arrest

>>30268711
Aww, they're bonding.

I want to lewd them.

Surprise bump sex

>>30268977
What if they start lewding on their own? Cutely lewd

>>30268711
Luna seemed unaware of Cherrywood''s new perfume, oi de toilette

>>30269806
That's because Luna smells even worse

>>30268711
Now how is PHD even going to get out of this one? Celestia won't want to turn back because she wants to molest the colt, Luna won't want to turn back because she finally found a true-true friend in Cherrywood, and Discord doesn't seem to want his fun to end.

>>30267721
Yup, definitely the logic conclusion to this story. With all the lies and secrets going on Erfanon would have died an early death from a heart attack or stroke, or more and more people would eventually know the secret and then it wouldn't be a secret anymore. I'm glad it wrapped up this way. Now Anon can live his life and not have to deal with the lies and practically killing himself trying to save Chrissy.

It was a hell of a ride man. Over two years? Almost three at this point? Pretty goddamn impressive you keep it fun and interesting the whole time. Best MLP fiction I've ever read. Keeping it high quality like this is rarely done.

Now how about a word count and getting this printed in hardcover?

>>30270436
>"Little Celestia won't sit still long enough for us to cast this spell. You know to do, Anon."
"But she's my mom."
>"Suck it up, Anon. You have to kiss the princess."
"Pls no."
>"Yes."
>"My prince~"
"Oh god why."

>>30270694
>Cherrywood doesn't even notice since she is having too much fun with woona

>>30270930
>Celestia going full NTR with Anon while Cherry is still in the room
Fuck, I've been going to /h/ too much.

boop

>>30270950
>>30270950
But it's a both ways NTR, Celly will have her way with Anon while Cherrywood and Woona discover the lewd times

>>30271702
>Woona illusions up a cock bigger than Anon's
It's all downhill from here. Only a matter of time until tentacles are summoned and tiny fillies balloon up and bounce around from cumflation.

How in the fuck do tiny ponies manage to make even hellish orgies adorable?

>>30266909
how do I get gud end?

I go out for a month and shit happen
What happened? What stories are in and which aren't? I don't trust the OP

>>30271902
Everybody wins, except for Anon, or who knows, both him and Cherry get some alicorn pussy.

>>30272677
Erf finished his story, might do one shots every now and then. Elo is carrying the thread now, with Ben and Zenco doing updates sometimes.

I want to lewd woona and cherry

>>30272954
Wand left us for the prison thread where he gets nothing but hate

vumo

>>30270694
K E K

So Erf are you going to chat with us for a while? Vidya, life, whatever?

>>30274946
i'm moving to miami
ive been playing titamfall 2
Elo is a mexicunt
Churros rule

Stop dying you cucks

>>30275017
Why do you hate Wand of Inferno so much?

>>30275447
Because I grabbed hold of his turgid wand and tried to cast inferno...

BUT IT WAS A FUCKING ICE ROD

I hope the thread doesn't die, the fillies would be sad.

>>30275017
Wow!
That's an update.
I want to play TF2 because it looks like the fast paced twitch action FPS that I have been longing for but it's made by EA and only available on EA Origin Live! Presents EA Origins BOHICA Insert Money Live! for Windows

>>30274013
I didn't left, I got some updates that I'll post once I finish the 2 damn years old story of prison.
Give me a month and I'll be back here.
Besides, you guys got Elo, Ben and Zenco to read their stories.
Just don't forget to give them feedback, is the stuff we writefags need to continue or let us know if we're doing gud.

Morning bump

>>30275425
Well fuck guys, I'm dying inside from Erf being done, but I suppose that all good things must come to an end eventually, it's been a good ride.

And on a side note, school is finally fucking out, so I think I'll be back within a week or so

>>30276941
Oh my god, Jekyll wasn't dead

boop

>>30276941
yay hyde your alive

>>30275992
I want to start writing on a daily basis, yet
I'm a lazy shmuck.
And I'm always paranoid that my updates won't be good enough, so I spend a lot of time rereading and polishing character interactions and dialogue.
I'll get over it, just have to push myself and I'll do small updates every other day when Elo doesn't post.

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>>30278322
Don't you love being a writefag?
>2 hours writing
>Half hour editing
>Half hour reading update
>Half hour re-editing
>Last read just to make sure there is no problem
>Total of hours: 3:30 or so.

Meanwhile, Anons just read in 10-15 minutes and can't leave us a comment in 1 minute.
I'm considering sometimes if I should continue doing this, then again, I love writing just by the fact that my head thinks all the probabilities in different stories.

>>30278755
Your writing is some of the worst I've ever seen. Please do not continue.

>>30278755
Stop bitching and go back to writing!

boop

Someone post green goddamn!

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>>30280523

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>>30280543
Done.
I'll wait on my feedback.

>>30280523
Give me a couple of hours... I'll see if I can finish up the other half of chapter 7 if I don't get distracted or something comes up. Wish me luck.

>>30281059
I'll give you a good dicking if you don't deliver

>>30281059
Really looking forward to that m8

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>>30280552
loved the story
I came out of /10

>How do you play?! What is that thing?! WHY IS ERIS DOING THIS!?
“HEEEELP! EEEEERISSSSS!”
>You notice a booth appear with your friend in it. She still has her suit on, and is sitting on a desk. On it is a microphone, which she speaks into so the audience can hear her commentary. “Sorry, Anon! Helping contestants is against the rules! But rules are lame…
>Eris rolls her wrist, trying to come up with some reasoning. “Then again, ruining the fun is lame, too. Guess you’ll just have to do your best by yourself.”
>Out of nowhere, really funky and rhythmic music starts to play. Heeeey! That sounds pretty cool! Makes you wanna dance- Wait what? The monster’s dancing!
>”BETTER KEEP UP! OR-” All you see is the beast’s forehead knock you aaaaalll the way back against the invisible barrier, knocking the wind out of you.
“OOF! Ooooggghh…”
>Owww… You roll over and push against the floor to get up. Whoooaaaa.... Gatta get your… Oh jeez... Balance back.
> “OUCH! Seems like our disco dynamo is winning against the green groover! C’mon, Anon! We know you’ve got this! Then again, Reggie over there has been dancing for years!”
“Huh… Y-You know this guy?!”
You shake your head and gain your focus back.
>”Uhhhh…” Eris hesitates for a moment. “Actually, I just gave him that name and backstory. Our contestant is just a random creature from the Void! And it wants your head on a silver platter!”
>Okay, Anon! Be brave! The last time you got scared, you let all your Crystal friends down. Not this time! Big stallions aren’t afraid of dance contests! And besides, this is supposed to be fun? Right?

>>30282300

>Reggie twirls around and strikes a groovy pose. “I’M REALLY DIGGIN’ YOUR MANE STYLE! MIND IF I… TAKE IT?”
“Thanks- WAIT! NO!”
>Reggie starts to groove across the floor, dancing to the music, and moving so smoothly, it’s as if he were gliding across the air. Huh, that’s weird… It’s moving with the color of the tiles!
>Each tile had a picture of a hoof, and four different combinations of letters. FR, FL, BR, BL… Each having a color assigned. What could that mean? Uh oh!
>Reggie is getting closer and closer,and he’s shimmying his way towards you. “I’LL KNOCK YOU OFF THE STAGE, BUD! THIS IS MY SHOW!” You try to run away, but the more steps you take, you begin to feel really groggy. As if something is slowing you down.
“I feel so sluggish. Like a reeaaally slow snail… YIKES!”
>IT’S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU AGAIN! Uh, uh! You frantically put one of your hooves on a tile that lights up, and right as you do, the monster tries to ram you again. But it fails miserably, tripping and flying over your left shoulder.
“WHOA!”
>Eris chirps in again. “Whoa ho ho! Green Groover slidin’ right outta that one! Let’s see that in slow-mo on the recap screen!” The crowd goes wild, screaming your name as the screen reappears. It replays the moment Reggie trips right over you.
>You lift up your right hoof from the tile you put it on, and notice it says FR. Ooooooh! You get it now! Front right, front left, back right, back left!
“I get it now! ALRIGHT! I got this!”

>>30282307

>Then you notice the tiles are lighting up depending on the beat and rhythm of the music. So follow with the music and the tiles, and you’ll be fine. Hoookay. You try one more time, now knowing how to play the game.
>Front left! Now back right! Move to the right… Like this! Yeah! You’re getting it! With the crowd on your side, you concentrate, sticking out your tongue and furrowing your brows. The music was pretty slow at first, so it was easy to move from tile to tile, and it gave you enough time to read them.
>Though, as you’re dancing on the disco floor, something taps your shoulder. You do a spin and smile, turning towards- Oh hey! It’s the monster!
>........
>DANCE AWAY! DANCE AWAY! The tiles aren’t lighting up fast enough! Every time you moved, so did the weirdo, so you couldn’t actually get away. Wait, are you suppose to fight him? You stay in one spot, letting him get closer while you move your hooves to the beat.
>”THOUGHT YOU COULD OUT DANCE ME? I THREW MYSELF OVER YOU ON PURPOSE! HAH!” It spins on its back, then does laid back pose with a very fangy and mangley tooth grin.
>A-Alright, it’s right in front of you. Maybe if you ram into it… Before you could even react, the word “DODGE!” flashes in the air.
“Wha- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”
>Reggie flings you across the room with a dancing spin kick, causing you to skid across the floor. The crowd lets out an “Ooooh…” A lone Eris saying “That’s gatta hurt…” The monster does a handstand and flips into the air, landing perfectly.
>”IF YOU CAN’T DANCE, YOU GOT NO CHANCE, KID! HAH!”
>That’s it… You quickly recover and start following the rhythm again, making sure not to miss a beat. Shortly, you and the monster are face to face. This time, you wait, narrowing your eyes. DODGE!

>>30282314

>You roll the the side just as the beast takes a swing, causing it to whiff. “HUH?! WHERE’D YOU GET MOVES LIKE THAT? BAH! DOESN’T MATTER! SEE IF YOU CAN HANDLE… THIS!” Reggie gets on his two hind legs and moonwalks. Pausing, he gets back on all fours, then tries to buck you. DODGE!
>You slide to the left. HIT IT! As if it were instinct, you use your powers to summon a baseball bat. You smack the bat right against its jaw, sending the creep flying! YEAH!
“HIGH SCORE!”
>”WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” Reggie crashes against the ceiling, getting stuck to it. He peels off and falls flat onto the dance floor. That’s what you get, meanie!
>The crowd goes wild once more, Eris definitely having to give her input on your home run. “Anon really put the snap, crackle, and pop into those rusty joints! Like I said, don’t let his size fool you!”
>You dance near the creature and stick out your tongue.
“Mleh! Doesn’t feel nice, huh?”
>You feel so pumped! A huh! Yeah! Go you, a huh! Victory dance! You try to do that spinning breakdance the monster did earlier, but end up getting dizzy.
“Mmmaaaaybe I’ll… Stiiicck to the tiles…”
>Shake it off! Phew! The creepy crawler gets struggles to get up, but once it does, it’s eyes start to glow red. “OH! YOU LIL’ DEVIL, YOU! GOT MOVES AFTER ALL, HUH? GUESS I’LL HAVE TO… SPICE THINGS UP A BIT!”
>OH DANG! His mess of a mane and tail are on fire! “TIME TO SPEED UP THE TEMPO!” He stomps his hooves twice, causing the music to speed up. Oh gosh oh jeez oh pony feathers! You’re not even sure if you can keep up.

>>30282322

>No! You can! C’mon, you got this! Slide to the left, step to the right… Back up… Just a little closer! But it’s too fast, and you start to fumble. That slow, groggy feeling starts to come back.
“C’mon legs! Keep up!”
>Eris chimes in once more, this time with a more surprised tone in her voice. “Huh, that’s strange. Then again, stranger is better! But I could have swore that wasn’t supposed to happen… BUT THE CROWD LOVES IT! Keep on goin’, lil’ dude!”
>Reggie doesn’t look happy, and he’s angrily working his way towards you! Kinda looks silly. Looking all serious but doing a funky dance- M-Maybe you should work on your moves, instead.
>One more time, you both meet face to face. Again, you follow what the words says, and because the music is faster, so are the appearance of the words. Eventually, you get so into it, that you don’t even have to look at the floating comic book like warnings.
>”KEEP UP, LIL’ GUY, OR I’LL STOMP YA LIKE A FRENCH FRY!”
“I really like your rhymes!”
>The creature stops for a moment and grins. “You really do? Wow! Thanks- AGH” HIT IT! Another smack, this time with a rubber chicken!
>It’s just like… Real fighting! He headbutts, you shimmy out of the way! He tries to buck you, you can jump over and stomp on his head. All while keeping to the rhythm and music. The tempo isn’t even a problem anymore. You’re moving with the flow, like Eris said!
>”Wow! Just look at the lil’ dude go! That’s a super star right there! Let’s rev it up!” The music gets louder, and you feel a sudden jolt of energy kick your moves up a notch.

>>30282333

>”THAT’S IT!” Mr. Getting-His-Butt-Kicked lifts up his front forelegs, then smashes them into the ground. Flames start to erupt from the tiles, blocking you off from different directions. The entire disco floor is now a maze of flames.
“WHOA!”
>The audience, including Eris, put on shades, letting out “Ooooh’s” and “Aaaaah’s”. “The competition is firing up! And don’t worry, Anon, we have the best fire department on stand-by, just in case.” You look over, and notice a small puppy with a hose in its mouth wearing shutter shades.
>Don’t stop dancing! If you keep dancing, you’ll be fine. Slide over here, do a jig over there-
>Flames erupt in front of you, covering your entire face in black soot. You cough some soot up. Shaking the black dust off, you backstep and notice a conga line FULL of creatures that look like Reggie.
“Whaaaaa?! That’s not fair! It’s… One two three four five six… SEVEN AGAINST ME?!”
>Eris sits up from the desk and takes off her shades with a worried look. “Okay, now this is getting out of hoof. Who’s doing this?” She looks over behind the stage. She spots the dog flipping some switches backstage. “WHOA! I didn’t put you in charge of those!”
>Meanwhile, you’re in a tango with 7 creepy pony animal monster thing, and Reggie being angry and slowly getting bigger isn’t helping!
“C-Can we just do that cha cha slide and be friends?”
>You squee and give a friendly, but half scared smile. The conga line starts to sing to the music while beginning to surround you. Trying to dance away, they lock you into a circle. Reggie somersaults into the ring and snarls.
>”C’MON! YOU, ME, DANCE OFF! I’M THE BEST DANCIN’ MARE IN THE VOID!” Wuh? O-Oh, Reggie’s a girl. Ahrm… Whatever! That doesn’t matter! You’ll show her who’s the real dance king- or queen.

>>30282339

“Only if you promise to teach me some of your moves afterwards, okay?”
>”DEAL!”
>The ring of creatures chant louder, their chaos magic forming a giant disco ball above you both. The lights dim, and only the disco ball’s shining light shows the way. “FOLLOW THE BEAT, OR YOU’RE FRIED MEAT! HAH!”
>Reggie starts stomping around, causing you to lose your pacing.
“H-Hey! That’s no fair!”
>She smashes the ground, causing more flames to pop out from beneath the tiles. DODGE! You roll to the left, avoiding the sudden burst of fire. JUMP! Out of the pillar of flames, you see a claw barely scratch you as you leap into the air.
>NOW FIRE! With the help of your powers, you summon a pirate cannon and shoot it through the flames. The cannonball catches on fire, knocking Reggie with more power.
>While you showdown with Reggie, Eris is trying her hardest to catch the rogue dog. “C’mere you mutt! How’d you even get backstage?! Wait, I don’t remember summoning a dog?! Where’s Eris number 251?” She spots Eris 251 asleep at her post.
>”HEY! You don’t need beauty sleep, you’re hot enough already! Who let this dog in?”
>Eris 251 snaps awake and grins. ”Don’t you mean…” She snaps her talons, putting on some shades, a backwards baseball cap, and some saggy jeans with a saggy t-shirt.
>”Please don’t…”
>And then she takes out a boombox, and puts it on her shoulder and turns it on. ”WHO LET THE DOG OUT?! WHO, WHO WHO WHO-!”
>The real Eris facepalms. “I sometimes can’t even put up with myself… Oh wait! I don’t have to!” She zaps Eris 251 out of existence. She teleports into the audience and grabs two more Eris clones, teleporting them back to the dog.

>>30282342

>She takes a deep breath and points to the two clones. ”Okay you two, I need you to find this cute puppy that’s ruining my show- I mean, Anon’s tournament. Got it Eris number 32 and Eris number 107?”
>”Only because you’re really awesome, and we’re really awesome.”
>”Yeah, don’t worry. We got thiiiisss…”
>Eris wipes her forehead and gives a thumbs up with her paw. “That’s more like it! Gatta go help Anon, be right back!”
>Reggie nearly smashes your head in, but you slide underneath her just in time. HIT IT- Right before you could hit her one more time, she swipes her tail, breaking the floating words.
“How the- YAOOOOoooooowwwww…!”
>She hits you in the sweep, sending you flying into the ring of monsters. One of the creatures picks you up, spins you above their head with both it’s hoof claw thingies, and throws you back into the center. You land face flat and groan. You pick up your head as it spins around.
“Erisss… Heeeeelp…”
>And just like that, Eris poofs right to your side. “Sorry, lil’ dude! Uh, things kinda got out of hoof backstage. I have no idea what the hay happened.” Oh darn… It has to be…
“I… I think it’s my powers…”
>Your friend raises an eyebrow and looks at the two clones chasing the dog around on the spotlight catwalk. “Your powers…? Again?! Dangit! I’ll see what I can do. Um… Just… Keep dancing!”
“Kaaaaaay...”
>Eris picks you up and shakes you a bit before setting you back on your hooves. You sway back and forth for a bit until you regain balance. “Okay! I’ll be right back!”
>Reggie tap dances near you with a menacing glare. “TIPPITY TAP! MAKE YOUR JOINTS SNAP!” She raises her hoof claws, and smashes you into bits. “HAH! I WIN THE CONTEST! DO I GET A PRIZE?”
“Hey!”
>”HUH?!” She turns and notices you behind her, sticking out your tongue.
“Ya missed me!”

>>30282351

>”WHAT?! I’LL SHIMMY OVER AND BREAKDANCE THAT ADORABLE FACE!” But little did she know, the thing she smashed to bits was a cotton candy clone of yourself! Now she’s stuck to the dance floor!
“Nah nah nah nah nah! You can’t get me!”
>You blow a raspberry as Reggie starts to panic, trying to unstick herself from the ground. “NO! NO! I CAN’T LOSE LIKE THIS!” The ring starts to close in, the monsters snarling and starting to gang up on you.
>But you’re not gunna let those baddies win! One of them charges at you. You step to the side and smack it across the room with a baseball bat. Two try to tackle you, but you jump up, causing them to crash into each other.
>And the next three, you just take out the trash. They try to attack you from different angles, but you move and groove past all their punches, claws, and bucks like it’s nothing. Using a little bit of chaos magic, you make the floor slippery around you, causing them to slip and slide all over the place.
>That’s how you win! Ahuh! Go Anon! You did it! And just like that, the crowd goes crazy once more, chanting your name.
>”ANON! ANON!”
>”Oh my goodness, he’s so adorable!”
>”That’s my friend down there! I know him! Yeah, you have to be as cool as me to know a colt as cool as him.”
“That was fun! Again! Agaaaaain! I wanna do it again!”
>Eris poofs besides you, her mane all over the place and an happy puppy hugged underneath her arm. “Hoookay… I… Phew… I got the dog. Now get rid of it!” She holds out the dog towards you.

>>30282357
Get the fuck out.

>>30282357

>The puppy whimpers and its lower lip wobbles.
“Daaaaawww… But whyyyy? It’s so cute!”
>Eris simply points to the two clones tied up by a firehose.
“Oh… Let’s see if I can…”
>Right before you do, the puppy lowers its shades and talks in a really deep, smooth voice. “Yo Anonymous. You is righteous. You’re in control, got that?” You nod once.
“Gotcha bro!”
>”Pound it.”
>You hoofbump, and just like that, you only had to think about the puppy being gone, and poof! It was gone. But you made sure that it went to a happy meadow with other disco puppies. It’ll be happier dancing there.
>”Anon, you alright- Whoa, what happened here?” Eris watches as Reggie struggles to get herself out of the cotton candy, while the other goons are dizzy or knocked out all over the place. “Wow, you made light work of those guys.”
>The entire room shuts off, and flickers back on. The dance floor is gone, the crowd is gone, and the weirdos are gone, too. Your room is now back to the way it was.
>“I think training… Is over!” You hop around Eris and beam a smile.
“Can we do that again?! I don’t care how dangerous it was! You were right Eris! If I’m brave, and go with the flow, I can do it! Did you see me?! Did you, did you?!”
>Eris scoops you up and gives you a noogie. “Oh I saw you alright! You put the moves on those dudes! I’m proud of you, Anon. Well, more proud of my teaching skills. But still, proud of you.”
>Your tummy grumbles in the middle of your celebration. You hold your gut.
“It’s been awhile since I had foodles… Can we get something to eat before we go?”
>”Sure! I got plenty of things and places we can go for some grub.”
“Actually! I know this really great recipe on Hay Sandwich Ice Cream…”

>>30282363
That's the end of Chapter 7. Finally delivered, and hopefully, I can deliver more on a more consecutive basis. Leave feedback, what you liked, what you didn't like, and what I can improve on. It's appreciated.

Also, I didn't put any music for the dance tournament, since there's so many songs that could go with it. But I suggest anything from Crypt of the Necrodancer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUAq7-YpO0w

>>30282376
Holy shit, I'm fucking drunk right now but I will read your chapter because I love your story senpai

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>>30282300
How the fuck does Eris know about the crystal empire stuff? Has she been stalking Anon?

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>>30283236
Holy, that seems like a fine catch, fisher anon. Speaking of which, behold! the cutest creature that lurks in water!

>>30282363
There are a lot of things right with this update, but I just came back from work so I want to sleep, anyways the tone is fucking perfect, the whole whackiness in your story it's on spot with the characters you are dealing with, your Anon is adorable, inocent and naive, Eris is arrogant but random. Before I go to sleep I just want to say that I love your story and I am looking forward for more

>KNOCK KNOCK
>KNOCK KNOCK
"mmmnnnn..."
>KNOCK KNOCK
>KNOCK KNOCK
>You crack open an eye. slowly awakening from your slumber
>Your door was being knocked on.
>But the room was dark. It was still night.
>And you barely slept from the studying you had been doing from the night before.
>You are Starlight Glimmer
>And you are wondering in the wide wide world of Equestria why somepony is knocking at your door.
>you slowly get up with a yawn and go downstairs.
>Your house was plain. Like every other house down the one street town.
"H-hello?"
>You murmur lowly. But you are not heard as you make your way to the door.
"Hello?"
>Still no answer. Your voice was still too low.
>You yawn again, put a hoof to your mouth, and look at the window as you light a few candles with your magic.
>It was definitely night time
>You moan from exhaustion as you open the door.
>"Heya Aunt Starlight!"
>What? That voice?
>You look down to see the slightly portly Anon Jr.. Looking up at you with a smile as he wags his tail like a puppy.
"AJ?...ugh, what time is it? Why are you here so late?"
.>"Ummm...personal stuff?" AJ blushed and looked to the right, then the left. feeling nervous.
>Oh no...you knew exactly what it was.
>You let out a heavy sigh
"AJ, whatever this "personal stuff" is, don't you think it could have at least wait until the morning?"
>"Isn't it the morning? Ummmm..." AJ grabs his horn and places it on his forehead. It changes into a unicorn horn. "Oh hey! it is!"
>You groan as you look forward into the abyss.

>>30282363
It's shit

>>30284475
>You push the door open and let AJ inside
"Come on in...."
>"Yeah! I knew you'd understand Aunt Starlight!" AJ rushed in and grabbed a seat by the table.
>You let out another tired moan as you went to your fridge.
"Do you want a drink AJ?"
>"Mhmmm! Yes please!" He said with a big smile
>You sighed. He was a cute enough kid. Dense, but cute. You knew he didn't mean anything by it by waking you. You just wished he'd pick a better time. Illustrious would. Then again, You had to watch yourself around him. He was always nosing about in your basement when he had the chance. Something you didn't have to worry about with Anon Jr.
>You used your magic to open the door and pull out a container of Apple Juice. It was juice freshly squeezed from Sweet Apple Acres Apples. The only kind of apples Anon Jr. will eat and drink.
>You pour him a glass and place it on the table and sit across from him. You thought about making coffee. But you decided against it. Whatever it was. It shouldn't take that long.
"Alright AJ, what exactly is the matter?"
>AJ took a big gulp of his applejuice and wiped his muzzle. "well umm..Can I say thanks for the drink first?"
>Yeah, a little dopey. But much more polite and adorable than his father. You couldn't help but let out a little bit of a smile.
"Yes you can. You're welcome"
>That made him give a bashful smile. "You're always so nice to me Aunt Starlight. You're the best"
"I know I am."
>You give him a cocky little smirk. He always knew how to get on your good side.
>But now came the explanation.
>"So yeah..um. My personal problem thing. Is well....You know Applebloom, right?"
>Yep. You knew that'd be it.
"AJ...We've been over this before. She's too old for you. And you're still a little too young for a relationship like that. Why don't you be like your little brother? He's not interested in fillies."

>>30284555
>"Yeah but...Illustrious isn't interested in anything but sciency stuff and magicy stuff. And I'm not really good at sciency stuff. Oh!" Then he puts his hooves on the table, raises himself up in excitement, and smiles "But this time! I'm sure Applebloom really likes me!"
>Poor poor AJ. This was the one thing that always broke your heart. Was his obsession with Applebloom. His obsession was similar to his father's. Except AT LEAST it wasn't to an evil bug queen. So you could work with that.
"And what makes you think she's interested?"
>"Well, I was helping Slip n' Slide, he wanted to try to get his Cutie mark by being able to slide on grass while moving super fast. So I thought of using soap and butter! So I shined up his hooves and wet them a little with a hose. And he went off like, super duper fast, it was like he was skating on ice. Anypony else would have tripped and fell. But Slip? He just took off like a...ahm...thing! And he got his cutie mark too!" He explained
>awww...
"Well, that was a really good idea AJ. I'm glad you were able to help a fellow pony like that. And the soap and butter? That was a really good idea. How'd you know it'd work?"
>"Oh umm..I saw Dad trip on butter once. So I thought it'd be a good idea" AJ said with a half vacant expression
>You just gave him a nervous smile. A-at least he was observant
>But now to the matter at hoof.
"What about Applebloom though? What does that have to do with her?"
>"Well.....well...erm" AJ started to blush and rub his forelegs together. Feeling shy "She saw me help and came up to me and said "Good job Junior, ya did right by helping Slip n'Slide, I'm proud of you" "
>AJ was so enamored he nearly fell over as he put his hoofs to his cheek "She said she was proud of me! Well, she usually says that whenever I help around the farm. But she said it for something other than farm work!"
>You nearly fell over. You couldn't believe it.
>If he wasn't so adorably naive....
>...ugh

>>30284715
>DARNIT...No, no it's fine. You're his aunt. You have to be there for him. This is something he needs help with. You got this Starlight.
"AJ, I'm glad you're happy about this but I'm pretty sure she only meant that as a compliment. Look, I'm you're aunt. I'll always support you when you need me. I mean heck, I'll even use my magic to get you a little further ahead on a few things as long as it's not considered cheating. But this? AJ....Please, you have to give this up before you end up getting hurt. What about...erm..hmmm..aha! What about Sweetie Belle's daughter. Lullaby, wasn't it? She's cute"
>"I guess" AJ shrugged "But she isn't as beautiful, smart, amazing, and hard working as Applebloom. Applebloom isn't lemonted by nothing. She's able to do anything she puts her brain to!"
>....did he just say "lemonted"?
"AJ...I just don't want to see you get hurt. But all I can think of doing is asking you, as your aunt, to find a filly your age. I mean...their usually extra soft and cuddly. You like, cuddles. Don't you?"
>"Yup!"
"Good, then we totally agre-"
>"Especially from Applebloom"
>.....
"....ok then."
>...oh boy. This was gonna be tough.
>AJ could tell by your expression that you were a little annoyed. He looked down, feeling ashamed. "I'm sorry Aunt Starlight. Maybe I...shouldn't have bothered you and all."
"AJ...Come here, come give you aunt so-"
>And he interrupts you again
>"WAIT! I GOT IT!" He jumped excitingly "What if I used my magic to make a fake Applebloom to take on a date? You could give me some pointers. And if everything goes perfect! I can try taking the real Applebloom on a date! I-I mean...erm. If she doesn't want to date after that. I guess I'd understand. But" He smiled with hope in his eyes "If I learn how to date before going on a date with her. Then I'll be a master and it'll work and all that good stuff"
>.....huh?
"AJ...before anything. How would you even make a "fake" Applebloom? Can your horn do that?"

>>30284805
>"Ermmm..dunno. Dad told Grandpa to put some limitations on it. There was a big list but I forgot. So erm...it wouldn't hurt trying I guess" He shrugged
>Would it?
>You gave it some thought. It would be highly interesting to see Chaos magic used to create temporary life. Who knows what kind of data you could get from it. And surely if you shared notes with Princess Twilight. You could get some pretty amazing results.
>And, as long as you were evaluating it. What could it hurt? AJ might fail the fake date. And finally understand what you're trying to tell him. You didn't want him to feel bad. But..it just needed to happen.
"You know AJ, you're right. It wouldn't hurt. So, what time would you want to do this fake date?"
>"Erm...How about now? In your house? You could be our waiter!..I...I erm..I don't have any money for a real restaurant yet. Y-you don't mind. Right Aunt Starlight?" He gave you big ole sad eyes.
>....patience Starlight. He's not being bad. He needs your help. And you're only cranky because of how early it is.
"O-ok...I guess we can do it n-"
>"THANK YOU AUNT STARLIGHT, THANK YOU! YOU'RE THE MOST AWESOME AUNT EVER!" AJ cheers as you jumps across the table to hug you.
>You just smile nervously as you hug him back.
>You hoped this wasn't a mistake.

>>30284823
i fixed a few things in the pastebin for this

bkok

>>30282363
Your Anon is fucking adorable and I simply adored how creative this whole "fight" was, and there was stuff that legit made me laugh, like Reggie telling Anon that he is gonna take his mane. Fun stuff right there, please don't drop your story man, I am really loving it because your Anon is adorable, Eris is a ball of fun and those "chaotic" characters are top notch.

>>30284823
Erf is back! And this is Anon's eldest son right? That fella is super adorable, dumb but adorable. Gotta love that this is from best pony PoV

>Eris sits up from the desk and takes off her shades with a worried look. “Okay, now this is getting out of hoof. Who’s doing this?” She looks over behind the stage. She spots the dog flipping some switches backstage. “WHOA! I didn’t put you in charge of those!”
K E K

>>30284715
Erf is back!

>>30282363
The sheer madness happening in your story is actually very refreshing. Creative settings, situations and lovable characters. The OC's are all entertaining and fun while Anon's childlike wonder is something that I find as heartwarming. l love your Eris because she is also a load of chaotic fun, actually, I picture her to be around 14-15years old, younger than elo's eris which I picture as a 18-21 year old.

>>30283455
Anon told her about Silver Steel, and based on her deductions, can assume he's been there. Or maybe she has been stalking him. :^)

>>30284805
Anon Junior is 100% loyal to his horse apple waifu, so much that is almost admirable. Gotta love Starlight being a lovable aunt, the Fluttershy for the kids

Erf I am so glad to have you back

boop

Aww don't let the thread die please!

>>30289558
In an attempt to keep the thread alive without a stack of bumps, I'll ask if anyone can remember where I left off, cuz I can't remember for the fuck of me

I was just thinking about the end of Erf's story and was there any particular reason why Twilight wasn't there at the hospital? I'm sure she had questions and was probably pissed to boot.

>>30289854
>implying a pissy princess wouls be welcomed to a room with a recovering colt

>>30289729

http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29842583/#29851703

>>30287309
oh ohhh

>>30290225
Much appreciated Oniichan

Break page 10!

I want to see more of auntie Starlight!

>>30284823
>As you thought about it however.
>You realized that as interesting as it would be to see such magic being used. You had to make sure you and AJ would be safe from whatever he'd actually make.
"Ok, but before we do this. I need to make a few safety checks. First. How many times have you done something like this? And what's your success rate?"
>"Ummmm..." AJ pondered on that for a moment. Then gave you a big goofy grin "Well, I do something like this all the time! At least once a day! And success rate? I'm not really sure what ya mean by that. But if it means how many times it works. Well, every time!"
>....seriously?
"So, there's never ever been a problem? Then, why do you need me?"
>"Well, ummm. I kinda need a teacher kinda pony who can grade me on how good I do. Since, I'm not really good enough to do that"
>Hrnnn, he wanted to be evaluated. Weird. You always knew AJ as confident in everything he does. But his crush on Applebloom must really stifle his self confidence.
"I can do that for you. I guess I just have one more question before we continue"
>AJ started to get excited. He was ready "What? What is it Aunt Starlight?!"
>This one thing....it was odd when you gave it more thought. Creating an artificial Applebloom. A homunculus of sorts. Obviously they were temporary. But you couldn't help but wonder what AJ did with them.
"Yeah um...You never thought using this kind of magic is kind of...weird?"
>He shook his head "Nope"
"...Alright then. For the sake of study and to help you're dating skills. Let's get started. Let me just..."
>Your horn started to glow as it released a light wave across the room.
>AJ tilted his head, curious as to what that was "What kind of magic was that, Aunt Starlight?"

>>30292408
"A Scanning Spell, it'll help me better identify the kind of magic you'll be using. Remember. Besides evaluating you, I'll be studying the kind of magic you'll be using for my own personal study. But remember AJ. I'll be scoring you based on your mannerisms and your creation's as well. An inaccurate Applebloom won't win you any points."
>Woo, you sounded pretty official there
>AJ saluted "I understand Aunt Starlight. Alright, I'm ready to cast the spell"
>You tensed just a little. But you trusted AJ's word. He, as far as you knew, never lied. He was a good little colt at heart. Besides, this was going to be sooo interesting! You'd be able to share all kinds of notes with Twilight and Sunburst!
"Go ahead AJ"
>AJ aimed his horn at his drinking cup "Here I go!"
>You watched in anticipation, this was going to be pretty neat!
>Finally AJ released his magical bolt, it hit the cup and then..
>The bolt started to bounce all along the house.
>What?! WHAT?!
"AJ?! WHAT'S GOING ON?!"
>AJ just looked at the bouncing bolt with a vacant stare "dunno"
"DUNNO?! DUNNOOO?! HOW DO YOU DUNNO?! HAVEN'T YOU CAST THIS SPELL BEFORE?!"
>You dodged to the left as the bolt nearly hit you. And it just wouldn't stop?! What kind of magic was it?!
>"Huh? Nope!" He continued to stare at the bolt
"NOPE?! WHAT?! BUT YOU SAID YOU'VE DONE THIS LIKE....EVERY DAY!"
>"Mhmm! Yup, I use my horn everyday! That's what you meant...right?" He looked at you, confused, ignoring the imminent danger.
>Your eyes went wide
>.....oohhhhhh Celestia......
"AJ! THOSE QUESTIONS WERE ABOUT THIS SPELL! ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU NEVER USED THIS SPELL BEFORE?!"
>"N-no...I-I..A-are you mad Aunt Starlight?" Yep, he totally didn't realize the danger. instead feeling bad that he might of upset you
>Before you could answer however. You were struck from behind by the bolt.
"TARNATIONS AJ! YA CAN'T BE USIN' THAT KINDA MAGIC WITHOUT EVEN KNOWIN' WHAT...IT....."
>something...was wrong..

>>30292463
"Well ain't that somethin'. I sound mighty peculiar right now"
>Wait..Wait!
"Mah voice, it sounds...ngh...it sounds like a....ngh..a"
>You sounded all country like. even when you tried to force yourself to sound normal. You were forced to speak in an accent that sounded similar to...
>"Applebloom!" AJ cheered as he rushed up to you with a grin "Heya Applebloom, I didn't know I cast a teleport spell. Ummm, hi! and...wait..." AJ looked around, confused "Aunt Starlight? Where did you go?"
"Ah'm right here A....oh mah Celestia"
>You raised your hooves. And they were no longer pink, but rather yellow looking. Your Tail was apple red. Your body felt lean and strong. You felt the energy of an athelete. And your horn? It was gone.
"AH TURNED INTO APPLEBLOOM!"
>You grabbed AJ and shook him while in shock
"YA TURNED ME INTO APPLEBLOOM! TURN ME BACK! TURN ME BACK! TURN ME BACK!"
>"WHHHAAAA!" AJ yelled in fright, but blushed at the same time from your touching "IDON'TKNOWHAT'SGOINGON!"
>.....
>You dropped him as your mind went blank. You rushed upstairs then ran back down with a mirror in your hooves.
>When you looked into it...you could see...your original self.
>But outside the mirror, you were Applebloom.
>This wasn't good.
"AJ....AJ...listen to me. I need you to pay attention closely. I am NOT Applebloom. Understand?"
>AJ just looked up at you, confused "Huh? But you look and sound like her. Either you're her or your the cup...and." He looks over and sees that the cup was fine, then looked back at you with a smile "Nope, you're Applebloom alright. I bet Aunt Starlight is hiding somewhere. Sorry for waking you up Applebloom. I didn't mean to scare you and...and.." He started to blush hard and slow down "ummmmm...a-are you really going to go on a date with me?"
>GOOD CELESTIA'S MANE! DID HE FORGET ABOUT EVERYTHING ALREADY?!
"

>>30292681
"AJ...AHM YOUR AUNT!"
>AJ was confused at first. Then he started giggling "T-that's a good joke!" It was a fake laugh. Only meant to appease "Applebloom"...who you weren't.
>You started to grind your teeth together as you started to feel rage build up within you.
"Come here AJ..."
>You pointed to just in front of you. AJ of course, followed your order without question.
>You hold the mirror towards him.
"AJ, Ah want you to use this mirror. And look at me through it. Ok?"
>Patience Starlight..he'll get it this time
>"Ok"
>He takes the mirror, and positions himself to be able to see you through it.
>He can see the real you through it
"Well?"
>"Aunt Starlight.....how did you get in the mirror?"
>Your eye started twitching. Was he...really.....DARN IT!
>DARN IT!
"AJ, about face!"
>You announce to him. He turns around, and blushes as he says "H-hi again Applebloom, d-did you know Aunt Starlight was in the mirror?"
"Did ya know ah used to bathe ya and would squeak yer favorite duck toy, ya know, "Mr.Beaky" ?"
>"What? I thought that was..." AJ's eyes went wide "YOU'RE NOT APPLEBLOOM! YOU'RE AUNT STARLIGHT!"
>You let out a very heavy sigh, releasing as much of your pint up anger as possible
"Finally, ya get it. AJ...I need to ask you-"
>But you looked down at him, and noticed he was starting to cry.
>"A-aunt Starlight? A-ah..I didn't mean to turn you into Applebloom. Are you mad at me? I didn't mean to make you mad at me. I just..." He grabbed onto your leg and started crying "I just really wanted Applebloom to like me..."
>This colt...
>You were still angry. But, he was just a colt. With a silly dream.
>Ugh, you wanted to blow something up though. But maybe that was because you were tired.
>you slowly wrap your other foreleg over him and bring him in for a gentle hug.

>>30292738
"It's alright AJ, but this is what ah mean. even moreso, ya don't have ah full understandin of that horn yet. And yer still immature, Applebloom needs a strong, mature, and emotionally stable stallion. Ya understand, don't ya?"
>AJ looked up at you with teary eyes, and nodded "Mhmmm...I...I get it now. I guess I can't try to get with Applebloom..."
>Ok good..he understands.
"Good, now let's-"
>"I gotta work harder! I got to get stronger! even study more! Once I'm super ready, then I can try to date her! But for now...I guess, I can just be her friend...unless" He blushes "You know, she decides to date me all of a sudden"
>....ohhh, it'll be fine...it'll be fine. At least it's progress.
"AJ, ahm. Well, yer learnin' at least. But, let's get to the more important stuff. Is there anyway ya can change me back to, ya know, myself?"
>"Oh um....nope. I don't know how. But Dad would! Maybe he could use his horn to fix it. He's still awake too. He's doing weird stuff right now. I think.."Human" things?"
>Ok...that would be fine. If Anon could fix it. Then things will be ok.
"Alright, then let's go see yer dad."
>"Ok...but um. Aunt Starlight? Are you ok? I didn't hurt you did I? If you want, you can punish me. I really didn't mean for this to happen though." AJ said as he sat and looked at you with sad eyes.
>You could see in his eyes that he was pretty broken up about what he did to you. AJ was a heroic and kind soul. He loved helping ponies, and always felt bad if he hurt anyone. He was a bit of a prankster too. But he never really did anything too bad unless his Grandpa was involved. Knowing all this, well, how could you berate him? He knew what he did wrong. So you call to him again, and give him a big big big hug.
"It's alright AJ. Just..please...be more careful next time? And pay more attention to what ponies tell you, ok?"
>"Ok Aunt Starlight..and um...um..." You looked down at him to see him blushing heavily.
>...oh boy, here we go.

>>30292801
"You want a kiss so you can say Applebloom kissed you, right?"
>He nodded
>You gave him a warm smile, looked into his eyes, and opened your mouth
"...No"
>His ears dropped
>"Ok..."
>After the hug and through the power of AJ's map. Which actually turned out to be Anon's old map as AJ wasn't actually allowed to travel at night. You ended up in Anon's old room. Left as it was, and then reappeared near town hall through his old portal door. You both then went back to the manor.
>AJ asked to let him go in first to get Anon. Fearing what would happen should his mother finds out he was out at night.
>Being the ever patient and understanding Aunt. You let him do what he needed to do. You didn't want to cause him any trouble. But you would discuss with Anon how SOMETHING had to be done.
>After some time. AJ and Anon stepped out. Anon was wearing a drink hat while he had some sort of odd device on his back. It looked like a Telescope.
>"Junior, you sure that's your aunt? That really looks like Applebloom to me." Anon looked around "This isn't a joke, right?"
>"N-no, that's really her. I accidentally changed her into Applebloom" AJ explained as he walked to your side.
>"Cool" Anon looked closely at you.
>...ok...you didn't like this at all.
>"Anon, ya'll serious? Yer son came to visit in the middle of the night without telling anypony! Used his horn irresponsibly even though it was kinda mah fault for lettin' him try somethin. But still, all ya have to say about that is "Cool?". How could ya even say that?!"
>Anon shrugged "I mean..yeah. I'll talk to him about it, sure. But, it's the middle of the night. And Junior tends to forget things when you tell him while he's tired."
>You look down at AJ, who was yawning. ugh...fine
"Ok then. Fine, I guess. What about changin' me back. Can ya do it?"

>>30292874
>"Oh no, totally could. But" Anon chuckles "It's kinda funny to see you like this Starlight. And I sorta always wanted to try something with Applejack or Applebloom but never got the chance. See, I'm playing Super Scope right now in the study. But I could pop in Symphony of the Night, show you the intro dialogue. And then I could record you saying Dracula's lines. Wouldn't that be awesome?" He snickered "It'd be hilarious"
>You narrowed your eyes at him
"one, ah have no idea what yer talkin' about. But ah don't like it. And two, ah ain't doin nothing like that, not no way, not no how. Ah want mah body back. And if ya think it's so funny, maybe we should get yer wife in on the joke"
>Anon's eyes went wide when you said that "WOAH! Woah! Ok ok, relax. I'm sorry, I'm just a little tipsy. Ok? Woo, you have no idea. If Diamond found out about any of this. She's take my horn away, and I don't mean the one I put on my head"
>"What other horn do you mean, Dad? I thought you only had one" AJ asked, naive to what his father meant.
>You look down to AJ, and put your hoof on his shoulder
"AJ, don't worry about it alright. Your father is just doing and saying things he shouldn't."
>"Oh." AJ then looks to his father "I think I remember Mom saying you shouldn't be staying up playing human games Dad, she says it has a bad influence on you and us."
>Anon sighs. "Son, I...c'mon, I rarely get to do-"
>But you cut him off
"He's right ya know. You're better than this Anon, ya shouldn't be doin' things like this. Also, those cups ain't got what I think they got. Ya know you can't be drinking like that"
>"It's not. It's soda, I'm just tipsy because I'm up so late and......ok, I guess that sets a bad example for Junior. Huh?"
>You nod
"Yep"
>"Ok, fine. I get it, I'm sorry. We still on for the family picnic tomorrow?"

>>30292921
"Ah guess, it's gonna have to be a little later though. I'm plum tuckered out. So make with the magic already"
>And Anon did so.It was a simple task for him to cause chaos on Anon Jr.Chaos to change you back to normal by cancelling his magic out.
>Afterwards. Anon decided it'd probably be a good idea to resign himself to bed. While also contemplating on how he should lecture his son tomorrow.
>You asked if you could talk to AJ before sending him to bed. Giving him a little bit of your ole GlimGlam stare to scare him a little into it.
>When you were alone.AJ looked up at you, worried. "Are you mad at Dad, Aunt Starlight?"
"Yes, because he was being irresponsible. He should have noticed you had taken his old map and left . It sets a precedent that you can do whatever you want. When in truth, nopony can do that. As it could end up hurting other ponies..or themselves."
>"I guess that makes sense...I just didn't want to bother him is all. He looked like he was having fun. He doesn't usually get to play by himself unless it's really late. And even then, he only does it a couple of times a month while Mom is asleep....Is my Dad a bad Dad."
>.......
>You lean down and put a hoof on AJ's shoulder, and give him a soft smile
"You're father is a great stallion AJ. He's heroic, and tries to help ponies, and he's loving. It's just sometimes he gets selfish and..other things. There's a lot of things AJ, but I figure I shouldn't say them. I don't want to give a bad impression or anything. Because when your father's heart is in it. He really does amazing things"
>"I know, Dad is the one who told me that I should use my horn to help anypony in need. Mom says I should try to do it without it. But Dad thinks I should master my horn. Because sometimes, my hooves alone can help anypony. But I only get one charge, so I'm always working to make myself faster or stronger if I can"
>Anon...

>>30292949
"And their both right AJ. If somepony is in trouble. Say a friend or your family or classmates. Then you should do anything you can to help them. With or without the horn. AJ, listen to me. Don't worry about tonight. Alright? Just remember what I told you. And please...please...try to keep this kind of thing to a minimum, alright? Applebloom is always going to be there, so try to take things slow. I mean, who knows. Maybe you'll find that she really isn't your type after all. Maybe you'll find a cute little filly to play with and protect."
>"I dunno...maybe. But...nah, Applebloom will always be my number one. And sooner or later, I'll figure out the secret of dating so I can win her heart. But, erm..considering all that's happened tonight. I could take it a lot slower. I don't want to seem like one of those creepy stalkers or anything"
>That was good enough
"We'll start with that, and work our way up. Now come give your Aunt Starlight a hug and kiss"
>And so he did, apologizing again for what he did. And then headed inside to go to bed.
>Overall, this wasn't the best night you ever had.
>Anon could have used a slap. But that's alright.
>AJ though? He'd be alright, he was still young and rather naive. He'd realize sooner or later that he's just too young.
>You yawn and start feeling up your body for a way back to your house.
>Of course, you realized. That the only way, portal wise, to get to and from your town was through Anon's portal and the one in your basement.
>Or to use the one in Anon's old room that you had no access to.
>And at this point. No doubt Anon went back to bed to avoid angering his wife.
>You were too tired for this. So you fell to your side. Onto the grass.
>This was fine. You'd sleep here. It'll be ok....

>>30292974
Starlight makes up for a surpringly good aunt

>>30292921
ErfAnon's heart is in the right place but damn the nig is dumb

>>30292974
Based auntie Starlight

>>30292974
Really? On the grass?
What is she, feral?

>>30292974
The little AJ is adorable

Please don't dier

>>30292974
I know that Anon tries but goddamn, Starlight feels like a better parent than him, similar to how Fluttershy was a better parent for Anon than Discord, which is funny because GlimGlam is ErfAnon's Fluttershy

>>30296035
Anon can be a competent parent. Like in second after years story

>>30296437
How are your eggs feeling these days?

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>>30297357
Oh shit

>>30266767
Is the OP pic based off that smug prince anon one where he gets adopted by the princesses?

>>30297852
yes

>>30297852
That is correct!

>>30296437
And so can Discord, but Fluttershy is simply better at that, same with how ErfAnon's Fluttershy: GlimGlam is better parent than him

>>30299423
Maybe, but Anon is doing his best, even if he is not the best dad ever

Bed bump

Hi thread!

Oh so for what I take, Erf will rest in between each one shot?

>>30300878
Maybe, or maybe the eggs finally got him

boop

Man I never imagined how reliant we are on the green

>>30302155
why not discuss elo, wand, or ben's green? here: which one would win at a pie eating contest?

>>30302221
PhD's mums who also happen to be best horses

Erf betrayed us

>>30300327

>>30302540
>betrayed
>missed the smut boat

>>30302648
Fuck you, traitor.

>>30302660
i'll bite the bait. Isometimes go to other threads and do one shots. that wasn't even tge first time i wrote in Anonfilly

>>30302675
Do you want to willy the filly?

>>30302648
>>30302675
Stay away from the biggest cancer on the board.

>>30302901
i suppose

WHAT, ERF IS BEING FUCKED BY SOMEONE ELSE?!

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>>30302540
>Read that one shot
>MFW It is somehow more perverted and creepy than the tickling machine

I miss Zenco
And Wand
And Ben
Where are you now.mp3

How long you guys think their stories will go until they finish?

>>30304104
>no rape occurs
>somehow worse

>>30297852
Link?

>>30304205
I just finished finals today I took all 7 in one blow because I had to make up a few So taking the day to chill and write a lil green. Should have something out this week.

>>30304305
Here you go dear Anon
http://pastebin.com/u/Elohemian

>>30304416
NEVER EVER

>>30268711
>” So you are Prince’s Anon dad… That is amazing! Now I know where my prince got his charisma from!” The little Celestia was ecstatic about the news, sometimes hoping around, others flying all around Discord…
>”But of course! If it is I, Discord, who taught the little Anon mostly everything that he knows and let me tell you, my dear…” He pinched your cheek “My boyo here still has a long way to go if he wants to be like his old draconequus!”
>You slapped your face and let out a groan in frustration.
>Angry doesn’t even begin to describe how you were feeling at the moment. Regardless, you had to keep your cool if you wanted to have success with your charade.
“I’m sorry to rain on your parade Discord, but your joke is going a bit too far, I mean, come on mate, you know that I like your humor but you have to tone it down sometimes… especially this time.”
>You then turned to the little filly and sighed.
“I have to apologize, Miss Celestia, Discord here can be a little… Uhm… Miss Celestia?”
>She wasn’t moving, the little alicorn filly was frozen in midair, with a kind of dumb expression of joy in her face.
>”Yes! This little Celly might be powerful, but not as much as her frankly boring and dull adult self. Hah! And to think that I was starting to get nervous about her constant increase in power! Yeah, baby, my place in the top spot of the magical food chain is still as safe as ever!”
“Discord!”
>You used a teleportation spell and latched on his face, angrily looking to his eyes.
>”Yes?” That old jerk grabbed you with his paw, holding you above the ground and gave you a toothy grin “Is there something wrong, my little king?”
“Don’t call me like that! I’m not the ruler of the kingdom and you are not my father!”

>>30305222
>”Heh! You actually are wrong there, my little king… and I’m sure that you already know why” Discord gently put you on the ground and then started to coil around you “So what do you say if we skip the explanation since it would be redundant and go straight to the best part, which is of course, that I’m your new legal parent.”
>Discord snapped his talons, making a large scroll and unravel across the entire lab, he then produced a couple of librarian glasses from his beard, put them on, cleared his throat and started reading the massive scroll
>“In the case that Princess Celestia and Princess Luna are not able to take care of the well-being of Prince Anon, blah-blah-blah, something about other candidates, yadda-yadda, AHA! Here it is!” Discord joyfully exclaimed as he pointed to a particular point in the scroll
>Discord gave you a mischievous grin when he started to read the following words “In the extreme case that anypony else is unavailable to take care of Prince Anon, then Discord shall be named as his legal guardian! “
“I think you should go back to school, my friend because your reading comprehension is as bad as they come. You can’t be my legal guardian when Cadence still IS on the picture, and trust me, she will get involved if she learns what’s going on.”
>With a snap of his talons, the scroll disappeared and the glasses were poofed away, only Discord’s grin remained in place “Ah but are wrong again there, Princess Cadence CAN’T be your legal guardian, after all… she has to rule her kingdom while you, my little king, have to lead yours.”
“D-Discord… that scroll did mention “in the case that anypony else is unavailable” I don’t want to sound rude, but… I think that my moms would put other ponies above you on their list of candidates”

>>30305273
“… Yeah, no, that’s not going to happen, in fact, I’d rather live with that disgusting Chrysalis than to have Blueblood as my legal guardian!"
>”I know, that’s why I came here, to prevent such catastrophe from happening, and because…” Discord crossed his arms and murmured to himself “If I had done nothing, then my dear Fluttershy and Eris would never let me hear the end of it”
“But that’s the case, then why you are not helping me out with this? I know that it would be easy for you to revert my mothers back to their original state with a simple snap of your talons”
>”Hmmm…” Discord stroked his white beard “It would be certainly easy for me to effectively break the spell that keeps Celly and Lulu in their current state.”
>You let out a sigh of relief… finally; this madness was about to be brought to an end.
“Thank you, my friend. I always knew that I could count on you-“
> Discord gave you a cocky grin “But if I ended this little adventure in such a dull manner, not only would be utterly boring and tasteless for everypony, but you, my little king, would have learned absolutely nothing from this experience, and trust me, there’s a lesson for you to learn here.”
“Lesson? What in the seven pits of Tartarus are you talking about, mate? I did what I had to do! If anything, the moral at the end of this story should be about how amazing of a strategist I am… and honestly? That’s something I pretty much knew already”
>Discord gave you a big smirk and rolled his eyes “I could tell you everything that was wrong with that statement, but you know me, my little prince. I’m more of a “show don’t tell” type of guy and as such, I will show you why your mothers, I mean the dear princesses have so much trust in me by making you learn your lesson”
>He snapped his talons again, teleporting the three of you to your mom’s secret garden.

>>30305311
>”W-What happened?” The little Celestia was fully able to move again, meaning that the time-freezing spell was gone “W-Where are we, and… Wow! This castle truly is amazing! Hmm-hmm-hmm! Truly fit for somepony like my prince here.”
“Discord, come on… now, what are you planning to do?”
>”Oh, nothing…” Discord was wearing a hippie outfit and was standing between the two of you “it’s just that I thought that our little Celestia here would like in a place where she could feel more relaxed and free! And besides…” Discord snapped his talons, making the outfit to poof away, he then smirked at you “Don’t you think that this garden is quite romantic?”
>”Mmm… Don’t get me wrong, I liked that futuristic place, but…” The little Celestia looked at Discord and then at you “Well... yeah, I can see having lots of fun with my prince in a garden like this… really, this place feels like a dream”
>”That’s right!” Discord patted her “But I also brought you here to ask you a simple question, my dear…” a malicious grin started to be drawn in his lips “Because I can’t help to wonder if you aren’t tired of always following what Starswirl says at every turn“.
>”Well…” The little Celestia’s answer was filled with hesitation
>Hesitation that Discord immediately took advantage of as he started to coil around the little filly “Oh, my dear. It is rather clear that you are a free spirit, somepony with a carefree and kind heart, so I ask you, and I hope you answer me sincerely, doesn’t it get boring to always try to follow dull protocols, doesn’t it frustrate you that there are so many boring rules that impose you a personality that simply doesn’t match your true self?”

>>30305340
>”Uhm…” The little filly rubbed her chin “Well, kinda, I do like studying magic, but ugh… I also hate, and I mean HATE! Having to memorize all of those dumb rules about etiquette, like seriously, who the hay thinks that is a good idea to eat with so many forks, or who cares how I smile or even walk?! Bleh, They just want me to be a perfect dolly pony and don’t care how I truly feel!”
>”Exactly!” Discord clapped “That much order is nothing but an unnecessary annoyance, and trust me, it gets boring really fast, so why don’t you try something new? Something that doesn’t require you to follow any of those pity rules”
“Miss Celestia, I know how you feel, but you also must understand that-“
>The little filly held her hoof in the air to shush you “Hold on, my prince, lemme hear what Sir Discord has to say” She then winked at you “Don’t worry, I will give you all of my attention after that!”
>Discord chuckled maliciously as he rubbed his paw and talons together “Oh, it won’t take me long, my dear. I was just thinking if you are so tired of having to pretend to be something that you clearly despise. Why don’t you try a more… chaotic approach to life?”
>”Chaotic?” The little Celestia tilted her head in confusion “But wouldn’t that bring sadness to everypony? P-Please, Sir Discord, don’t think that I’m talking bad about you. It’s just that… well, you know… I don’t like those dumb rules, or having to pretend, but I also want everypony to be safe and happy”
>”My dear…” Discord scratched the little Celestia’s ear “It is true that in the wrong hooves, chaos can bring misery to the lives of everypony, but the same could be said about harmony. In fact, if used correctly, chaos has the power to bring joy and safety in a much, MUCH better and fastest way than harmony ever could”
>You tried to protest, Discord’s plan was obvious now, but… THAT JERK! He knew that you would see through him, so he used his magic to prevent you from saying anything.

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>>30267721
H-Hold me erf
been reading since day one and I can say without doubt that you are my favorite writefag

>>30305349
>”Really?” The little filly’s eyes sparkled as she asked with hope in her voice “You are not lying?”
>”Of course not!” Discord chuckled and waved his paw dismissively “I would never lie to somepony who is as cute and intelligent like you! But, I am also a draconequus who likes to prove what he says, so how about this, my dear. Why don’t you give a little chance to chaos magic?”
> The little Celestia raised an eyebrow “Uhm, how am I exactly going to do that? I don’t have any clue on where to start with this chaos thingy, like do I need to sign something and then poof! I go fully into the chaos team!”
>Discord made a disgusted face after hearing that idea “Oh, of course not! That would be soo… orderly and that is just a no-no with chaos”
>The little Celestia rolled her eyes and giggled ”Then tell me what is your deal, oh great spirit of chaos!”
>”Your flattery humbles me, my dear” Discord chuckled as he patted the little Celestia’s mane “You see, to achieve chaos, to truly understand it, you have to give up your little pony magic and embrace the powers that chaos entails…”
>The little Celestia’s opened wide as she gasped “W-WHAT? I can’t give up my magic!”
>Discord gently placed his paw on the little filly’s lips to shush her “I never said that you had to do it right away, no. I will give you an unlimited amount of chaos magic for a limited time, and if after that trial period you still aren’t convinced on the wonders of chaos, then… then I suppose that you can stick back to your old harmonious ways and your pony magic would be returned to you, pretty safe and harmless deal, eh?”
>”Well, yeah it sounds pretty amazing and maybe you’re right, Sir Discord. I mean, Starswirl is always telling me to think of new ways to help everypony and chaos might be great for that… but my magic…” The little Celestia hesitated at first, but after a couple seconds, she shrugged it off “Meh, it would be for like, just a little bit, right?”

>>30305371
>Discord nodded “That’s right, and remember that you can always go back to your trusty pony magic if you are not convinced”
>”Okay, then! Let’s do this!” The little Celestia giggled “I mean, why not? Maybe I will like this chaos business!”
>”That’s the attitude I like! Now…” Discord extended his paw to the little filly “Please lend me your hoof for just a little moment and our deal will be sealed.”
>The little Celestia giggled as she happily followed his instructions “Alright, Sir Discord, let’s do thiiiiiiiiiiiiooaaaah!”
>The moment they shook hooves, a massive stream of bright golden magic started to flow from the little Celestia and went into your necklace.
>Once the flow of golden magic stopped, a bizarre magic flowed from Discord and into the little filly. It was blue and red, and green, but it also pulsated with strange colors that you had never seen before.
>Once the draining was over, the little Celestia’s cutie mark changed from the sun to… a weird circular symbol that was made out of arrows arranged around a circumference and pointed at all directions.
>You didn’t care about the meaning of this new cutie mark though, at least not immediately, that whole thing had left the little filly unconscious and you didn’t waste any moment to run to her aid
“Mom! Are you okay?!”
>You didn’t celebrate that you were able to move again, you only cared about her safety. You held the unconscious filly in your hooves and gave her a little shake.
“Mom! Mo… Engg… Miss Celestia, please answer me!”
>Discord let out a triumphant laugh “You know, It is a good thing that she can’t hear you, otherwise this could have defeated the whole purpose of the lesson”
>You turned to him, glaring at your supposed friend with all your anger, you yelled.
“What did you do to her?!”

>>30305352
I'm glad i was able to entertain

>>30305394
>Discord gently shrugged ”I merely followed the rules of our agreement… for the most part. You see, I changed some details just a little bit, so it could include you and thus, make this whole thing a better tool for your education and of course… way more entertaining for me”
>Discord grinned at you “If you want to get back the princesses back to their grumpy and boring adult forms, then you must discover on your own what my little lesson is, otherwise, they will stay as the two adorable fillies we have right now… and Celly, of course, will have to live the rest of her days as a chaotic being”
>He then snickered at you “And you will have the most awkward wedding of all time…” then Discord finally broke in laughter “At least the kids will be something else! Just imagine, foals born from both chaos and harmony… THAT is something that I would pay to watch”
>You narrowed your eyes at him and growled
“Discord!”
>You looked back at the sleeping filly, then at him… and you started to tear up
“I… I thought that we were more than friends… I truly thought of you as part of my family… why, Discord? Why would you do this to me?”
>Discord rolled his eyes as he waved his paw “Oh, my little king, there’s no need to be so melodramatic! I am doing this for your own good… which also means that this is for the good of Equestria and more importantly, Fluttershy’s future.”
>You shook your head and lowered your head; some tears were falling on the little Celestia’s chest
“I… I don’t understand and I’m not sure that I even can’t.”
>Discord gently placed his talons under your chin and raised your head so you could look him in the eye “You can, you have and you will understand in due time because that’s your destiny, you can trust me on that. You just a need little push or rather to get your world shaken to its very foundation and be thrown out of your comfortable zone”

>>30305623
>He then patted your mane as he chuckled “And luckily for you, I am willing to exactly that because guess what, my little king? I do care deeply about your well-being”
“Discord, please… if you really are not doing this out of maliciousness, then give me at least hint on what the hay I am supposed to do”
>Discord raised an eyebrow and stroked his beard“I suppose that I could give you a little clue” he then sighed and did some stretches “The solution to your little conundrum is quite simple: Your own twist and turns have brought you here, but by speaking the right words you shall be free.”
“Aw, c’mon man! I hate riddles they are so… riddling. How about you give me a second clue? You know, a less abstract one.”
>”Do you think that I’m hosting a quiz game here? I already gave you a fairly decent hint, the rest is up to you, my little king. Now, if you excuse me, I am eager to see if those two mares have made any progress with our little changeling guests.” Discord let out an evil laugh “I really hope they haven’t, that way I can show my special brand of fun to our bug friends.”
“Discord, wait!”
>”Ta-Ta, Anon! Have fun with my special lesson!” Discord snapped his talons and disappeared from the garden, leaving you and the sleeping filly alone.
>Well, at least you had some time to figure out Discord’s words. That’s probably the only positive out of-
>”Hnng…” Ah… dang. She was already waking up “W-What happened? W-Where… am I? I just remember having a wonderful dream about this amazing colt and…” When the little Celestia noticed that you were holding her, she blushed, giggled and then booped your muzzle “Seems like my dream became true, eh my prince?”
>You let out a sigh of relief and shook your head.
“You are not going to drop that off, are you? That said… I’m glad that you are finally awake; tell me, Miss Celestia, how are you feeling?”

>>30305639
>”Actually…” the little Celestia stood up and started to look at every direction “It is hard to tell, like, I feel weird and dizzy but at the same time… I feel kinda great and with ready to do anything and face anypony”
>The chaos magic… thanks to what happened before; you didn’t pay much attention to it, but now. Now it is different, her cutie mark changed and you honestly don’t know what effects that could bring.
>Hmmm… maybe you could do some tests? To see if her tastes are more aligned to Discord’s now? But the question is what would be a simple and nice start… aha! You got an idea!
“Ehm… Miss Celestia, would you like a glass of… chocolate milk? You know to help with your dizziness.”
>”Nah!” The little filly waved her hoof “That’s more of a Luna’s thing, I would like some strawberry milk though, my throat is a little dry and-“ Before she could finish her sentence, a glass of that flavor of milk appeared right in front of the little Celestia.
>”What the hay?” The little Celestia jumped back and gasped “D-Did I do that?”
>You should probably be more cautious about what just happened but to be honest, your scientific curiosity was getting the best of you
“It seems so, yeah… mmm, but the question now would be if it is really milk and not some other kind of beverage”
>”Well…” The little filly shrugged “Only one way to find out!” She then grabbed the glass with her hooves “Bottoms up!”
“Wait! Don’t-“
>But it was too late, she had already drank the whole thing “Aaaaah! Lemme tell ya something, my prince. That was the best glass of strawberry milk I’ve ever tasted, too bad that I don’t have any cookies though, that would have been juuust perfect” And just like before, a plate with cookies appeared right in front of her.

>>30305653
>”Now this is what I call service!” The little filly grabbed one of the cookies and took a bite out of it, but immediately spat it out and made a disgusted face “Bleh! I hate hay cookies! Don’t ya have some with chocolate chips?!” And with a flash, the cookies changed to the ones Celestia wanted.
>The little Celestia’s eyes went wide for a moment before a sly grin appeared on her face “Actuaaally… I don’t want cookies, I want…uhm… I know! I want some strawberry cake!” And that’s exactly what she got.
>The little filly giggled as she started to inspect the garden “You know…” she said with a cocky smile as she rubbed her chin “I don’t like those roses, they are so… red. Let’s give them some color!” And her request was granted once more, all of the flowers started to glow with all of the colors of the rainbow.
>”And you know what more? What if that pond was golden, Oh! And had like fishes that jumped out of the water and started to sing!” Yup, the garden’s pond now looked like it was made out of gold and some very dumb looking fishes were jumping out of it, and every single one sang a different tune before falling into the golden water.
>The little Celestia looked at her hooves “So that wasn’t a dream… I have chaos magic now, and you know what? Sir Discord is right, this so much better and so much fun that my dumb magic” she started to laugh… almost maniacally
>… You really need to stop this
“Miss Celestia, I know that you’re having fun, but I think that it’s time to stop”
>”What?” The little filly turned to you and narrowed her eyes “But why?! This is like, the most fun thing I’ve ever done since… well… forever!“
“Because we don’t know if those new powers are dangerous or not, we don’t know where Luna is, and because someone might get hurt if we are not cautious!“
>The little Celestia shook her head and rolled her eyes “Blah, blah, blah! Just chill out for a moment, will you? Sheesh! Why can’t you be more like your dad and learn to have some fun?”

>>30305672
“… what?”
>”You heard me! I’m tired of following dumb rules!” The little Celestia stomped her hooves on the ground, causing the garden to become a surreal landscape, kinda like a Dali’s painting “I’m tired of ponies telling me what to do, what to think and how to do it, I’m tired of faking to be somepony that I ain’t.”
>You slapped your face and groaned
“Listen to me-“
>”No, you listen to me! I’m not going to let anypony to tell me what I must be anymore… and neither are you!” The little Celestia poked your chest, causing a pulsating blue wave to shake the surreal landscape, changing it to a cubic style “These powers are something else, my prince. I can feel it, with my new chaos magic and your intelligence, kindness, and experience, we can be free, free to do what we want when we want! And nopony will ever be able to stop us”
“What?! Miss Celestia, this is getting out of control, we need to get your magic back and get you and Luna back to the past!”
>The little filly shook her head “Back to the past? Back to that awful life? Nah, I don’t think so, I’m going to stay here and enjoy my new awesome powers… and I’m also helping you!” The little Celestia giggled and gently placed her hoof under your chin and looked deeply into your eyes “I mean, the reason why my sister and me are here is that you wanted somepony to have fun with, right?”
“Miss Celestia… please…”
>The little Celestia smirked never letting her hoof go, and immediately after that, a couple Thrones started to emerge from the ground as a massive parade made out of walking plushies, candies, dresses and many other colorful things burst out from the doors that led to the castle’s interior
>The little Celestia took a deep breath, fully enjoying the madness that she had created, then she quickly rubbed her nose with yours before speaking with a sly tone “You don’t have to worry anything, my prince. I’m just in the mood to have some real fun together with you, after all… I’m feeling chaotic”

>>30305677
Woo! That would be it for tonight! Hope that you guys are excited for the climax and conclusion of this arch!

>>30305677
The filly is gonna willy the colt

Hah! Discord is a cunt and little Celly is adorable

>>30305677
>little Celly going full chaos
Oh shit nigga git hype!

>>30305677
>This fucking escalation
I honestly thought that this was going to be just some cute and fun filler arch while you preped up for the school election and the changelings, but then the fillies rekted everyone, then the filly Celestia fell for the pussy magnet Anon, then the Anon became a king, then Discord fucked over his hopes to get an easy ending, then we had the cutest team ever with Lully and Cherry and now we have something that would pass as a season finale in the show. Great fucking work dude

>>30304205
Hey people, what's going on?

>>30307318
Shut up and comment on elo's story

>>30305677
Filly Celestia is too good for PHD to not ditch the nigger bat and willy the alicorn filly and if he is still a retard, then filly Celestia will simply use her chaos powers to "convince" PHD

>>30302540
FRIENDSHIP WITH ERF IS OVER
NOW ELO AND BEN ARE MY BEST FRIENDS

boop

>>30308452
quality post

>>30308453
Instead of bumping or just doing that stuff why don't you post your opinion on last night chapter?

>>30305677
Instead of Daybreaker we got Celestia the filly of chaos, part of me want her to become the main villain but the other wants to see PhD succeed

WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE

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>>30305677
>a couple Thrones started to emerge from the ground as a massive parade made out of walking plushies, candies, dresses and many other colorful things burst out from the doors that led to the castle’s interior
This is reminding me of Paprika.

>>30310380
Yup! I'm a big Satoshi Kon's fan, I take inspiration from his works in a lot of stuff, like this part and the Nightmare Moon dream.

>>30309922
Getting a procedure done on my toe that I broke 9 months ago

>>30310973
Everything went alright, anon?

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>>30311333
Yup.
Only throbbed a bit until I had a beer.
When they cut it the sound was exactly like cutting a stretched rubber band.

>>30311699
Damn man, get well soon Anon. Oh! I'm doing a little one shot in the pony horror thread. Nothing major, nor sexual, or even dark, just a small idea unrelated to my story that I have wanted to do for some time about doing a little light hearted twist on the blair witch project. It will also serve as some "traning" for The Friday the 13th x Heartswarming Eve I want to do for the main story

>>30312004
ANOTHER TRAITOR!

>>30312353
Nah, this was something that I wanted to do, but never could fit into the story. I ain't gonna drop PhD's adventures until I give it a proper end.

>>30313037
You better keep that word

So for what I get, Elo is now the main writter of the thread?

>>30313583
Since Erf hasn't posted in about three nights, yeah, assume that would be correct

>>30314288
I feel as if erf is butthurt with us because no one liked the lewd one shots that he did on other threads

>>30314492
Maybe he's just trying to branch off of dadonequus a little?

>>30314683
Then he needs to try harder because those two greens were garbage

>>30314870
I didn't read them but why

why is there no green about fluttercord but it's just anon everywhere?

>>30314888
Considering how much he has been teasing it lately, I think that elo might actually do it.

>>30314877
Not that guy but the first one was in the tickler thread and I like erf's writing and all but that lewd green sucked balls and this new one is funny in only one part

>>30315019
Eh the second one was funny but the first one was pretty bad my main question is who cares though Erf wants to do one shots in other threads for fun, I say let the man have his fun

>>30314870
Twilight rapes anonfilly xd

>>30315385
has nothing to do with butt hurt over the greens.
i don't care if people liked them or not, especially since the lewd was personal taste.

>>30316151
I was just supposing that you were angry, that said I don't share those fetishes of yours but the anon filly green was funny and actually well written

>>30316151
Hi erf how have you been

>>30316876
tired

>>30317003
That sounds bad man, have the eggs been mean with you?

>>30317003
he's always tired. nigga needs more sleep

>>30317175
I hope he's getting more sleep now

>>30317003
How about your cojones?

>>30317854
Those were lost in the great mexican-cuban invasion

>>30317003
Get some sleep niggah

wassup!

Night bump

I'm starving for some green damnit I want to see how that whole thing about the chaotic Celestia ends up

So my friends, I have one big important question. Where the hell is the sunset fag?

>>30321548
We don't know

>>30321712
We need to start looking for him! I honestly miss the guy

>>30322064
Erf killed the sunsetfag with his tickling machine

>>30322607

I hope that both are doing fine and that someone fucking post green and soon

>>30323060
as do i. i miss the shimmer. i might do a green tonight if i'm in a good mood