Would your waifu even love you? Be honest, would she even want

>>30260038
no
no
maybe
nothing
To die in a funny, over the top cartoon way

>>30260038
1I don't know, maybe with time.
2)I don't knoow what type of body she likes, itt may be weird for her since I am not a pony.
3)If I talk to her she will answer and from there I can try to small conversations every now and then so get to know each other. They look like a friendly culture.
4)Sma as the other two, we talk and see if she likes me, maybe I find something I don't like about her while we talk.
5)Did you see the size of the gems there? Even the most common ones are of the size of my fist or bigger, if I can find a way I could go there and come back here as a rich gem dealer.
Lear about a different culture, have a fresh new start on a brand new world even if it is performing odd jobs. Restart my life and correct past mistakes and maybe try to find happiness.

>>30260038
1. Yes.
2. Yes.
3. I'm an exotic alien
4. I'm intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor
5. To fuck your waifu and call you a faggot

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>>30260038
1. No.
2. No.
3. No.
4. Nothing whatsoever.
5. I wouldn't. Reality warper ponies really existing for realsies would scare the shit out of me. A setting where time travel was a real thing would scare the shit out of me. Living goddesses who sling the sun and moon around with a thought and a raised eyebrow? Beautiful though they are, I wouldn't be able to reconcile them existing with everything I know about the universe, and I would go insane, I think. And mai waifu is one of them.

>>30260038
Yes.
Yes, I'm beautiful.
Of course.
I am her ideal.
For my waifu.

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>>30260038
>Would your waifu even love you?
Probably, we have very similar personalities and could probably learn a lot from each other. Granted it would take some time, I'm sure.
>Be honest, would she even want your body?
I dunno, maybe. I'm not ugly as fuck, but I'm not a male model either. As long as she likes me for me, I don't really care that much.
>Would she even want to talk to you?
If I can manage to keep up a conversation, yeah.
>What about you is even remotely attractive to your waifu?
I'm pretty reserved, but not cold. I try my hardest to be a good person and give others the benefit of the doubt.
>Why even bother going to Equestria?
Because if I'm not wanted here, maybe I'd be wanted there.

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>>30260038

>Would your waifu even love you?

I don't think she likes most ponies, let alone loves most things in general. I have a tendency to get along with those kinds of abrasive people so maybe. I mean, if nothing else I'm a chronic alcoholic who doesn't try to get in every women's pants when I'm drunk. So we may connect there. High functioning degenerates are the primary population for corporate yuppies any ways.

>Be honest, would she even want your body?

I-I've been working out...

>Would she even want to talk to you?

I'm sure that I will at least talk to her on a professional level. I'm an engineer and all her projects are gonna need the approval of a PT. Once I get my licenses we can become pretty acquainted or at the very least I'll have some kind of opening to meet with her and talk to her.
Let me shoot one possible scenario, she notices that I'm one of the best engineers in her firm or one of the best dudes working under her and wants to give me a bonus. I turn it down and ask for dinner with her instead. If she try's to question it, I'll go to my go to line for whenever I fuck up and don't want to admit it.
Fortune favors the bold!
Regardless to say I can think of a million reasons why we'd interact on at least a professional level. Or even failing that be in the same industry for different reasons.

>What about you is even remotely attractive to your waifu?

I'm college educated, I'm an engineer, I lift weights, I do a lot of things. I don't know, maybe she'd want this hot scholong, maybe she'd like getting drunk with me. Maybe I'd become her booty call. Maybe i'd become her rock. Maybe she'll never even talk to me.
Who knows?
I don't.

>Why even bother going to Equestria?
I don't care either way, honestly, I think it would be harder for me to smash my waifus puss in Equestria. I'd prefer if she came to earth. As well as a plethora of other ponies.

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>>30260038
>implying she has a choice in the matter

>>30260298
Thge fuck is that píc

>>30260374
OP's rape dungeon. Don't you recognize a rape dungeon when you see one? Pleb.

>>30260374
Josef Fritzl's basement

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>>30260038
yes

no

yes, she's a friendly pone and makes it her goal to be friendly to all

i suppose i'd be just as friendly back, or maybe i'd be a friends she hasn't made yet

of course to meet the pastel equines and be a fucking fortune teller and say shit like
'in five seconds your'e going to die' and then the ponies panic or some shit like that maybe.

>>30260038
yes
yes, all poners want the hmd
yeah she's a nice enough gal
idk
because it'd be fun

I'm sure if you went to Equestria the writers would eventually do something stupid with you and you'd become a princess. No romantic interest, but your life goals would be met, and then nobody would ever interact with those goals.

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>>30260038
>Would your waifu even love you?
That's not something you can 100% predict.
>Be honest, would she even want your body?
Hard to say. I'm pretty hot by human standards, but that doesn't mean a fucking thing about griffon standards.
>Would she even want to talk to you?
I'd like to think so. Smart and friendly with a sarcastic edge.
>What about you is even remotely attractive to your waifu?
I have no way of knowing that without knowing what she's attracted to. And she doesn't have a canon love interest, so that could be literally anything.
>Why even bother going to Equestria?
Cause there's no griffonpussy on earth. Might as well roll those dice.

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>>30260038
Unlikely
It's another pair of hands to help on the farm
To give the daily chores or for top bantz about boulders houlder
Nothing and I'm okay with that
Anywhere is better than here Anon, anywhere is better than here

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>>30260038
>Would your waifu even love you?
Probably not.
>Be honest, would she even want your body?
There's a better chance with her than others, provided she's not after that purple princess pussy. I'm a solid 7.5/10 when I clean up.
>Would she even want to talk to you?
I don't think she'd go out of her way to make conversation, but I don't think she'd avoid it.
>What about you is even remotely attractive to your waifu?
I'm pretty enjoyable once I'm sure a person's okay with me making off-color jokes.
>Why even bother going to Equestria?
Because it looks fun. Even if I can't court a horse wife, there's still the good chance I could find a few to befriend who would come adventuring with me. I would love to go on old fashion quests. I have no strong preference for either of her forms. They both have their perks.

Sorry for the boring answers.

>>30260112
>nihilistic
>attractive

how delusional

>>30260700
>doesn't recognize pasta
the new radiating off of you is nauseating

>>30260724
>all members of /mlp/ should know all singular pieces of similar post material ever created or they are a newfag

new argument please

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>>30260038
Probably not.
Probably not.
Probably not.
lol I dunno

>Why even bother going to Equestria?
Because I want to kill mythological creatures and take trinkets and souvenirs from their corpses, maybe try learning how to make weapons/armor from their hides and bones, or using them in alchemy to make some kind of powerful concoction.

Who knows with magic involved what is and isn't possible.

>>30260731
You have to go back, young man.

>>30260763
(retaliatory comment)

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>>30260784
THE WAY IS CLOSED. YOU HAVE TO GO BACK.

>>30260038
1. No.
2. I doubt it.
3. I'm an Alien from another dimension, so probably, I imagine the novelty of it would wear off eventually though.
4. Probably nothing.
5. No idea, could be interesting.

>>30260038
I don't need love, pity is enough for me.

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>>30260733
>you will never hunt mythological creatures
>you will never be a monster hunter

This is getting my jolly going. Where's the good pastebins of depressive sad rejected Anon ?

>>30260194
You're wanted here, anon

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>>30260038
Not at first, but if you give up over a little thing like that, you don't deserve her anyway.

I think she's been around long enough that species doesn't bother her, and I'm pretty average looking, so maybe?

Definitely. A Royal Problem showed us that she hates being alone and loves company. Literally perfect.

My unique perspectives, my love of cooking, I wouldn't be afraid to return her light banter and I love me a good sunset.

Because it's where she's at.

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>>30260038
>Would your waifu even love you?
Yeah, we have similar personalities and for that and much more I'm pretty sure that she, eventually, will love me.

>Be honest, would she even want your body?
Maybe not at first. But eventually she'll find it attractive.

>Would she even want to talk to you?
Of course. At first she would be interested to learn about me and ask me questions because, you know, I'm an alien to Equestria. So when time passes, eventually we'll became friends and later, lovers.

>What about you is even remotely attractive to your waifu?
Well. Maybe my eyes and my face.

>Why even bother going to Equestria?
For her.

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>>30260038
>Would your waifu even love you?
That's hard to say but there is definitely a possibility.

>Be honest, would she even want your body?
It's a work in progress.

>Would she even want to talk to you?
Yes, I'm pretty sure we'd find a lot to talk about.

>What about you is even remotely attractive to your waifu?
Probably personality, desire to learn and appreciation of friendship.

>Why even bother going to Equestria?
She is there.

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>>30260038
Maybe.
Yes.
Certainly.
I'd be an alien, have a totally different view than other ponies on nearly anything, she'd take years just to understand human culture and I'd be more than happy to let her know anything she wants to.

Well gee, idk, did you find a way to get there yet?
Because even if I end up not being loved by my waifu, it would still be a great place to live in.
I'd find another pony to live the rest of my life with and give her twelve satyrs

But I think I'd stand a chance.

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>>30260038
Maybe
No, but I can change that.
Yes, because I'm an alien from a world with it's own culture and physics.
My brain and love of reading.
To make my life even a little interesting.

>>30260038
Yes
Yes
Yes
Everything
Because

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>>30264032
>dat image

>>30264093
She still have a mouth and thighs,

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>>30264161
But then we run into this proglem.

>>30264214
Half the fun is turning pones lewd.

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>>30264282
How can they be lewd if they have no genitalia and reproduce by mitosis? What if they're just enormous pony-shaped prokaryotes?

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>>30264312
>How can they be lewd if they have no genitalia and reproduce by mitosis?

Not with that attitude.

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>>30264093
I'm all for ponies not having genitals, featureless is top unf.

>>30260038
no
no
maybe
nothing
because it's better than this cesspool of a planet

>>30260112
>I'm intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor
you dropped your fedora faggot

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>>30264360
But how can she have an orgasm if you can't rub her nub?

I want to make mai waifu cum until she faints.

>>30264376
It's le ebin may may from /v/ and you have just been trolled into giving him a (you).

>>30264385
Just give her head scratches and belly rubs.

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>>30264385
This >>30264397
In a case like this they'd probably find it extremely sexual and pleasurable.
Just imagine petting and kissing her to orgasm. A stream of endless unadulterated affection that doesn't end until you decide to end it, you can spend days pleasuring her. She'd do the same to you, naturally.

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1. Maybe.
2. I Do PT every morning and have to stay fit for the navy. I am not sexy af but I am not bad either.
3.I am a good talker. I can tell her about other countries and naval ships.
4. I am fit, In the Navy, play guitar, and am not a cuck.
5. I've been all over earth, why not another world.

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>Implying i can be objective enough to answer these questions honestly.
Need to love myself first before i can expect anyone else to.

>Why even bother going to Equestria?
>He thinks being with your waifu is Equestria's main draw.
>He doesnt want to get away from the ticking time bomb that is modern society.