What did Hasbro mean by this?

>>30249826
>I saw something in another thread but I think it should be its own thread thread

>>30249826
These ponies are friends that cannot be separated for any reason.
They are adorable, as is evident by their pictures.
Their lives consist entirely of roller-poetry, only occasionally interrupted to eat curly fries. Possibly from Arby's, we don't know.

>>30249868
Why did I read that in Cr1tikal's voice

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>>30249826
>Mmmmmm, curly fries.

>>30249831
This is THE bitichiest board ever.

>>30251175
I think /jp/ is worse.

>>30251175
Sorry you didn't got the praise and attention you crave, OP.

>>30249826
I want to tie one up and fuck the other one to death in front of her

gas all glimmerfags

>>30249826
>The two fillies take a liking to you
>And specifically, they love to piss you off
>You can't even catch them to spank them since they're always on their fucking rollers

>Several years go by, and you're used to their daily abuses
>You don't even mind them stealing your newspapers or wake you up by hammering your door at sunrise anymore
>You got used to it
>But something's wrong today
>They didn't come
>They always come, unless they're sick
>You find yourself worrying about it
>You get out and even find your newspaper for today
>But right before you close the door, you hear their giggling, one of them hushing the other
>You turn around and find them slowly rolling towards you, one of them, peachy, hushing the other quiet
>But they're blushing
>"Uhm, h-hi Anon..."
>You blink
>They don't say hi
>What are they preparing? It must be big
"Hi girls?"
>They whisper to each other some more
>"No, you do it!"
>You stand there, blinking for several seconds, until Peachy pushes the other forward
>"Uhm... we were wondering..."
>She fidgets a bit, giving a quick look back to her friend to find some courage
>"I-it's our first heat season, and we were wondering if you would like to help us me and Peachy?"

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>>30251710

>>30251710
"No."
>Slam the door in their faces.

>>30251710
Use the newspaper to get them off somehow. It would be poetic.