how did we go from this...

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to this????

>>30243100
>>30243105
Sunset Shimmer felt threatened by another Twilight, so she surreptitiously cast a spell on SciTwi that makes her hunger for dick, and crave the sensation of semen flowing through her cervix. Not only will her cocklust prevent her from unseating Sunset as the leader, but her inevitable pregnancy will hold her back further. Unfortunately for Sunnybuns, her spell had some seriously unforseen tangles. Her scheme will be discovered a few months down the line when Princess Twilight in Equestria gives birth to a human baby.

>>30243105
The Magic of Hormones.

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>>30243105

I'm Timber, right? I'm young, handsome, and desirable by cute nerdy girls with self-confidence issues, yeah?

>>30243105
Of course the best girl in the franchise is also the only one who is getting dicked...

I should be so lucky...

>>30243312
Damn I never realized how perspective-y the animation was.

>>30243105
Girls tend be attracted to attractive guys, who knew?

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>>30243441
If you're Timber, I just want to say that your sister has a nice rack.

>>30243688
So what's pony Twilight's excuse for falling for Flash Sentry?
Scilight ignored him

>>30243782
Pony Twilight was ill-adjusted for teenage human hormones. The sudden thirst for dick hit her like a brick wall. It took her a couple of trips through the portal but once she got used to them, she couldn't care less about Flash.

>>30243441
Is your sister single?

>>30243782
suddenly acquiring human hormones sent her into a frenzy, and she fell (literally) for the first male she met. lucky for her flash is a pretty cool guy or else things could've turned real ugly

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>>30243105

Boys like girls and girls like boys. What's the problem?

>>30243105
Is there a specific reason hasbro INSISTS on giving (a) Twilight Sparkle a love interest? Why not a character who's actually interested in romance like Rarity, or... well, Rarity?

>>30244790
at least she's untouched in the show

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>>30243100
>>30243105
>>30243312
>>30243481
>>30244790
>>30245201
Look at that look on her face anon. Those contented sleepy eyes, the slight blush still on her cheeks, the happy smile.

That isn't just the look of a girl (now a young woman) who took a chance, and found a man that was able to make the first time she gave herself to another special in the way she remembers from storybook and song. It isn't just the look of a girl who remembers the feeling of him inside her, taking her over that edge dozens of times, or the warmth and heat of his seed filling her womb. It isn't just the look of someone remembering some of the incredibly kinky things she did, and thinking back to how naive she'd been to say that she'd never try them.

It's love, in point of fact, something a good deal more dangerous.

This was the first time she felt like this, and it wasn't you that did it, that's why you're still salty

>>30244790
One of those is the main character, the other is just a supporting character.

>>30243884
If that was true twilight would have fallen in love with the the guy waking his dog or the guy watching her crawl on the ground

>>30245427
Is this a new spam/"troll" copypasta? Just asking to check if it's worth adding a filter.

Thanks!

>>30245840
>Hiding from the truth
That's not a healthy reaction anon

>>30245840
Nah never seen it before.
Also kill yourself filterfag.

>>30243253
I like it.

>>30243850
>>30243884
>muh human hormones
Nice headcanon

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>>30245916
Gotcha, done. Carry on.

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>>30244707
Girls never liked me

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>>30243312
>tfw no woman has ever looked at me like that

>>30243850
That's not true, during Rainbow Rocks she asks about Flash Sentry once more and afterwards she doesn't really visit - it's not that she still doens't like him.

>>30243105
DELEEEEEEEEEEET THIS

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Everyone knows the REAL person Twilight is shipped with. Not forest boy.

>>30245201
Different Twilight Sparkle.

>>30246185
>took her a couple of trips
>couple
>(2)

>>30243100
>>30243105
Money.
Money makes the world go round.
No one wants anything from you except money.

>>30246099
>tfw a girl DID look at me like that, but she was a nigger and I'm not into beastiality

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>>30243253
fuck magic is so fucking hot
possibilities are infinite

>>30246473
What about my dick?

>>30247310
it would have to be the size of her forearm to even get her to get moist even a little if porn has taught them anything

then again, with all the feminazism going around, they might start taking the tiny d because they know it's a guys one true weakness and as long as he can get his wick wet, he'll put up with just about anything from the woman, and they KNOW it

>>30244707
Why are liberal "memes" so consistently unfunny?

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>>30243253

>>30247367
Because liberal humour always just revolves around "I'm smart, you're dumb." There's no actually jokes there, and the "you're dumb" part is just bluntly said instead of shown through some kind of humorous way, it's basically just dick stroking.

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>>30247367
Because the crime rate in Los Angeles is higher than the crime rate in rural Kentucky

>>30243253
I think that was the plot to a green text ages ago.

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>>30247582
lol
this one's so dumb it's actually great

>>30247367
Jokes are processed in the brain regions for social awareness and application. Testosterone is required for high emotional IQ and emtional IQ is sine qua non for social awareness.

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>>30247696

If only I was as redpilled as you

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>>30247951
>liberals tries to numbers
good try Anon, think again

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>>30247906
Tell me about how the Nazis never killed any Jews

>>30247962
the einsatzgruppen was an anti-terrorist organization

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>>30247961
It's hilarious that you posted a patriotic American picture

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>>30248012
It's funny you think actual liberals are americans :^)

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>>30247991
>The Nazis killed 1.5 million terrorists and labeled them "Jews" in their official reports

This is what the alt-right actually believes

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>>30248024

How does it feel knowing that even your God-Emperor rejects you?

>>30248068
how does it feel to be the same sex as Trump
lol

>>30248068
e-eight dimensional chess la

>>30247906
There's no such thing as "emotional IQ". There is only IQ.

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>>30248076
>how does it feel to be the same sex as Trump

still waiting for my white male privilege to pay my rent

Don't get me wrong, you're just as bad as SJW's, but SJW's are far more mainstream and have far more influence than literal Nazis. But both sides will lead our society to death and destruction which we may or may not barely survive. I don't need another Hitler or Stalin to come to power to know that.

>>30248133
>nazis
wait
so me saying niggers are niggers makes me a nazi
???
someone missed a lot of school days

>>30248145
They're both white supremacist.

>>30246614
This, happened to me multiple times, but they were ugly ones and i was too socially awkward to take them out.

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>>30246614
>tfw a pretty girl gave me that look back in high school when I was really thin and healthy

>I was too creeped out that a girl was flirting with me to do anything

>After ignoring her for three days she left me alone and never spoke to me or made eye contact again

>10 years later, I'm incredibly lonely

>>30247962
>Godwin's law
This is why /pol/ won the Internet. You are why /pol/ won.
>>30247991
McCarthy called them terrorists. They were national *socialists*, after all.
>>30248035
You people forget the other peoples like the Poles. By historical and contemporary international laws and US laws and customs, the Einsatzgruppe were terrorists.

>>30248068
How does it feel that /pol/ invented the alt-right to give an easily discardable name to any third party?
>>30248133
>just as bad as X
That is a fallacy.

I hate Americans so fucking much, take your politics bullshit off my board you cancerous pieces of shit.

>>30247962
Tell me how the Soviets never killed any Cossacks
Tell me how the Japanese never killed any Ainu
Tell me how the Ottoman never killed any Armenians
Tell me how the Americans never killed any Native Americans

>>30248012
>patriotic American picture

>free the slaves!
>no Irish need apply
>kill the redskins
>dirty chinks get back to work

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/the-new-york-draft-riots-of-1863/2013/04/26/a1aacf52-a620-11e2-a8e2-5b98cb59187f_story.html

>July 13, 1863, dawned a miserable hot, muggy morning in New York. Inside a four-story building at 677 Third Ave., military officers were moving ahead with the nation’s first draft, authorized by Congress and ordered by the Lincoln administration to fill the depleted ranks on the battlefields. It was the second day of pulling names at random from a hand-cranked drum, and it would lead to the deadliest riots the country has ever seen. In the often glamorized accounts of Civil War lore, this unsavory episode goes mostly unmentioned.

>The officers had a quota to fill of 1,500 men who didn’t want to go to war. There weren’t enough volunteers for the Army to fill the holes left by the thousands killed and the hundreds deserting.

>Only the rich could escape, by paying $300.

Truly American

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>>30247367
It's a edit of /pol/'s smuggie memes

>>30248178
>saying one is shit makes you a supremacist
no, you don't get it, I don't care about gooks or jews because they're smart and don't commit crimes
niggers on the other hand...

>>30249061
hate this meme but this one is still my favorite

>>30245986
You fail to fully comprehend the power of the human sex drive. Most animals only get horny when they see something that makes them think "hey, I can have kids right now" and that's usually limited to females in heat. Humans are pretty much always horny. Through our history, we have stuck our dicks into anything and everything just to see if it would feel good. There are humans alive RIGHT NOW that fuck the holes in trees or stick onaholes in their car tailpipes. You could search the Earth and you would have trouble finding an animal with a higher sex drive than a human. I'm not saying that this has any effect on ponies from the show because personally I don't subscribe to that theory either, but it is fun to think about an innocent mare suddenly being thrust into the body of one of the most sexually driven creatures on Earth.

>>30249178
Not the guy you're responding too
But animals will hump anything.
YT is filled with animals humping objects
Example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCSthngTWlA

>>30249277
Yes, and that hog surely never fucked another fire hydrant, or anything that wasn't another female of his species, after that.
His point isn't that animals never get horny, it's that we are horny all the time, mainly because we're not relying on something stupid such as estrus cycles.

>>30249391
So are dolphins
You getting mad I brought up a hog humping a fire hydrant won't change the fact that animals will hump anything.
As for that estrus thing.
male animals are always horny
Just because the female won't let them smash doesn't mean they're not horny all the time.

You sure are buttmad the guy originally responding to you called it head canon.
Because it's exactly that

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>>30249497
what
are you okay Anon?
So, I'm not sure why you took my response as me being mad, nice projection right there
And I just came into this discussion.

Now that's cleared, no you dumb faggot, males aren't always horny, if they were you'd see them with erections all the time. I don't remember the last time I saw the dong of one of my dogs.
Dolphins aren't horny all the time either. Them masturbating every few months doesn't make them horny.
It's funny how you call this kind of shit 'headcanons' when it's been researched for hundreds of years now, dumbass.

must be your nigger liberal brain :^)

>>30247250
Sluuuuuuuuut

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>>30249570
>what
>are you okay Anon?
>So, I'm not sure why you took my response as me being mad, nice projection right there
>goes into a rant post
Thanks for proving my point :3
Glimmer throws your whole argument out the window and your argument is still head canon.

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>>30249605
don't you fucking say that about my wife's alter ego you faggot
she just wanna have fun

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>30249614
whoa there, you're not even trying anymore are you
here have this

>>30249637
>how dare you call me out on my bullshit
Damage control is most unbecoming

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>30249650
no karma for you

>gets argument destroyed
>starts shitposting
Ground control to major wew

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>>30249178
>autism
She loves the guy, stop trying to be so autistic about a children's movie.
Plus they're literally ayyliens kek

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>/pol/ strikes again

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>Barbiefag thread turns to shit

What a surprise.

>>30250072
You can't even visit /tv/ anymore because of these autists, thankfully /mlp/ mods will remove their shit if you report it.

>>30250162
>/mlp/ laughs when they make stealth threads on /ck/, /co/, /v/, /bant/ and [s4s]
>gets upset when the same happens to them
Whoa....

>>30250314
Not that guy, but I just want to banepost and discuss Das Boot without the Wehraboos coming out of their bunkers

>>30250389
And I'd like to discuss game of thrones without tripfags and reddit.
I don't see you complaining about the pedo poster

>>30250410
>I don't see you complaining about the pedo poster
Yeah, but he's a big guy

>>30250428
UUUU
Cunny poster also admitted to being the BLACKED poster too.

>>30250072
But there were unenlightened shitlords who needed to be "redpilled" by our hilarious mspaint memes!

>>30249061
As a liberal I have to say this one is like liberal humor except funny.

>>30243105
Bratz, Ever After High, and Monster High.