Twilight Sparkle is suicidal

>>30243018

hang up.

>>30243018

The number you have dialed is no longer in service. Please check the number and dial again.

>>30243018
>you're gonna make a mess
>Stick dik thru phone
>sex horse

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Remind her that she can't do it because she's literally immortal.

Tell her I won't believe her until I hear a gunshot

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>>30243049
>Remind her that she can't do it because she's >literally immortal.


Let's just test that little theory, shall we?

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>>30243018

>>30243018
Ask her where she's at, convince her to do it, then go over and fuck her still warm body.

>>30243115

I want to cum inside dead Twilight Sparkle.

>>30243050
>"I'll do it, Anon! I swear!"
"Yeah yeah, I believe you."
>Rustle
>"What is that?"
"Nothing."
>Rustle
>"Anon, are you stroking yourself to this?!"
"Shh baby, just describe to me the feeling of the metal against your temple."
>"Ugh!"
>She hangs up the phone
>Damn, she didn't even give you a chance to ask what type of gun it was or if she was using proper trigger discipline
>You'll just imagine for now

>Some time later a loud bang echoes throughout Ponyville
>No one is quite sure whether Twilight went through with her promise or if was just Anon ejaculating again

>>30243124

Your fan fiction is worse than an episode of Spongebob Squarepants. If anyone is going to kill themselves, I hope it will be you.

>>30243178
I thought it was pretty good, desu

>>30243178
Don't get your eco-friendly beanie in a twist, lad.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/201562/twilight-kills-herself-a-lot

>>30243379
This is a fucking novel fuck reading all that shit

>>30243018
Tell her she got the wrong number and hang up

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>>30243379
Lmao, look at this faggot.

>>30244231
Literally judging a book by its cover.

>>30243500
You must be a really slow reader.

>>30244257
Well I am not a native english speaker.

>>30243018
>Twilight kills herself
>Ends up on Earth

>>30243018
Get my gun and make a short-term pact with her.

>>30243018
>threatening
Tell her to go to sleep and hang up. She won't do it.

>>30244257
>"Book"
Look at that OC. That level of creativity would not make a decent story.

>>30243018
>I can't take it anymore, Anon.
>The constant suggestive jokes and comments.
>The lewd looks.
>The public ass grabbing.
>I can't deal with this constant humiliation.
>I-I'm going to kill myself
Twilight please... calm your adorable ass down.
>I'll fucking do it
Twilight, listen. I-I didn't mean any harm. It's just... well.
Twily, I-I love you.
>Don't you fucking call me that! Don't you ever fucking call me that, you disgusting piece of shit
Twi...
>*BLAM*

>>30243023
FPBP

>>30245084
>>Don't you fucking call me that! Don't you ever fucking call me that, you disgusting piece of shit
And I would not give a less crap about what she did just because of this.

>>30245084

any one that ends with her pulling the trigger is a good story.

>>30243018
Even if she kills herself Twilight already got more than one reserve characters to replace her part, the show has no problem without her.

What happens when a pony commits sudoku? And how does pony hell looks like?

>>30243018
I'll kill myself first

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>>30243018

>>30243018
New phone, who dis?

Holy fucking shit this board is fucking cringy

>>30243018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo

"Wanna have sex with me first?"
>"eww no!"
"fine I'll just wait until after"
>"wait, Wha-"
>click