Incestuous Relationships Thread

>>30236958
>Moonie will never ride you while playing vidya or shitposting.

>Maud reaches over and touches your groin
>"Cock"
>Yes, Maud.
>"It rhymes with rock"
>She goes back to what she's doing
>Still more action than you've ever gotten. Oh hey, her too! you think...

>>30237102
>She enjoys it when you grab her hair.
>She gives you a very detailed description of every sensation she experiences from the smell and feel of your balls on her face to the taste and texture of your dick down her throat.
>She gives you a long-winded message of what essentially boils down to her faving fun doing this with you and that she'd like to do more.

>>30237130
not 100% on that, some of that maybe, i could definitely see you waking up to her counting your pubes

>>30236958
>Be KidAnon
>Your older sister Moondancer has been acting weird lately
>Ever since she started reading those Asian comic books and talking to strangers online, she's been staring at you a lot
>She started offering to play with you for a while, but that stopped because she would always act really nervous and start asking you strange questions
>Today, your parents had to leave the two of you alone
>Moondancer locked herself in her room for a little while, and you went back to playing videogames
>Until she came out of her room, completely naked
>"H-hey, you wanna /ss/?"

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>>30236958
>Moondancer shuts herself off after Twilight Sparkle doesn't show at one of her get togethers.
>Feeling completely betrayed, she latches onto you, her brother Anon as the only person she can expect not to betray her.
>Spending her early teens in isolation causes Moonie to have sexual desires for you, the only boy she actually interacts with, that turn into full-blown romantic feelings.
>She posts anonymously on the chan, and having no one else to confide to she unloads on the other lonely virgins in the form of a >tfw post.
>You were actually lurking in that thread and recognized a lot of the shit
>"Moonie?"
>The tumble that Moondancer does out of her chair can be heard all over the house and is a giveaway that it's her.
>Comfy times ahead.
>Playing vidya together, watching movies, just being together and yes, even having sex.
>Moondancer takes to wearing nothing but a large sweater and socks, so sex is as easy as her straddling you and burying your dick in her moist pussy folds.

>>30237284
oh god I forgot all about moondancer. she is a fantastic character.

i cant stand that forehead-showing hairstyle though
that's a hot premise, but.. cmon, saying her name in the thread? but yeah that sounds.. that sounds pretty nice. lose the socks though cmon what

>>30237284
>Moonie will never post about how she lost her virginity to her younger brother.

>>30237341
>Not wanting to fuck her while she is wearing cute socks.

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>>30237341
>but.. cmon, saying her name in the thread?
Pet name though, also, she's a friendless shut-in. And shit like that happens a lot here.
>lose the socks though cmon what
>Not seeing the glories of sweater plus kneesock combo.
I'm sad that you have such shit taste anon, I'm afraid we can't be friends anymore.

>>30237397
>Not seeing the glories of sweater plus kneesock combo.
This guy fucking gets it.

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>>30237341
>spoiler

>>30237397
>>30237411
Doesn't understand the joys of helping her out of them either.

>>30237391
ohhh you didn't say they were cute... and like, really extra soft? fuck, i will accept this. but they ARE coming off at some point. possibly by way of my teeth.

wait, KNEE socks? no way man we're not on the same.. wait, are we talking like gross 'stocking' things, or kinda nice schoolgirl loose-socks that go up to the knee? I.. could go for those.

but still, the perfect ideal hikkikomori wears naught but a blanket. she drags it around the house, pulling it tightly around herself.. but she rarely goes anywhere but the bathroom anyway, the only time she lets it off her shoulders, checking out her pale body in the mirror.. hating it despite it being well within the range of totally pretty, because she just does.. the way one breast hangs an inch lower than the other is amplified in her mind as a huge imbalance.
every so often, it being not a garment designed to stay on, you get a peek here or there, but she doesn't care if it's you really.. but she can't bring herself to overtly drop the blanket either

>>30237284
FUCK

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>Your older sister Luna tends to come on strong with her roleplaying convictions.
>And by strong you mean shamelessly sperg about it on a moments notice.
>She's often been caught going on a tirade about how economically unfeasible it would be with adventurers flooding market with precious metals, or detailing yhe minute differences of a spear and a partisan.
>One time Luna dressed up as her alter ego "Night Shade", level 18 Rouge class, and stayed in character for the entire time until the teachers forced her to call home.
>There was another moment where she was caught breaking into the Chemistry lab in order to concoct her homemade love potions.
>You don't even want to mention the "magic missile incident".
>Instances like these are what caused her to have a negligible amount of acquaintances who tolerate her existence.
>You, on the other hand, find a jovial pleasure in your sister's antics and find yourself accompanying Luna in her make believe worlds and fantastical machinations.

>>30237786
i bet if you ever spell rogue rouge around her she just screams
so does she insist you roleplay as her character's lover?

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>>30237786
>Then, on a particularly sweltering day outside, Luna somehow convinces you to play the role of her knight.
>While you're stuffing into the puffy replica gambeson, your eyes go wide once they get a sight of your sister stepping out in her costume.
>Presuming the role of Queen Sahira, donning the approprite vestures of the warrior queens at that time.
>You have no idea where she gets the time or skill to construct these things, but the ample skin that she's revealing starts to make you sweat harder than from any heat the sun's giving off.
>She sways around giving her best impression of a regal monarch, leaving bits of jewelry and strips of transparent cloth dangling with her every move.
>It was enough to cause a very conflicted boner that gave you +5 hardness but impeded your movement.
>Was she always this...voluptuous? Did you always notice your older sister's body or were you too distracted by her, admittedly, immature habits?
>It's becoming increasingly harder to pay attention to the commands Luna issues you when you take a glance at the back string of her bikini disappear between her ample-sized rear, totally unaware of how indecent her exposure is.
>But your brain has just a sufficient amount of blood to fatally wound enough enemy combatants (sacks of flour and angry broomsticks) to force a hasty retreat.
>Queen Sahira, highly pleased with your work, rewards you with a giant bear hug and ensures that the subject Luna would take care of his share of chores for the week.
>Afterwards the two of you conclude the day as you both see fit: Luna getting caught up in a flame war about katanas; and you having extremely impure thoughts about Queen Sahira rewarding your heroic actions on the battlefield with much more lascivious actions.
>Needless to say you had trouble making eye contact at breakfast.

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>>30237893
>You are Anondhor, level 15 paladin.
>You found yourself adventuring with a ne'er-do-well by the name of Night Shade.
>Disgusting, absolutely disgusting.
>But you can see the good in all people, and she can be redeemed of her unlawful ways.
>And you've noticed that she indeed has improved.
>Only, you see hunger in her eyes now.
>An hunger most sinful.
>"Sir Paladin~, We propose we share a room at the inn, our coin purse shall thank us."
"I-I refuse, a man and a woman shouldn't share lodging out of wed lock."
>"But sir Paladin~ what about all those times we embraced under the pale moonlight?"
"N-Nonsense, t'was only to stave off the bitter bite of the cold."
>This woman... she's after your virtue! You need that to face against powerful unholy creatures!
>She rolls for seduction
>Night Shade dips her cloak slightly, lewdly exposing skin.
>She locks eyes with you, a sultry look on her face.
>"We weren't asking~"
>Nat 20
>Confiteor Deo Omnipotenti...

>>30238000
oh this is perfect. i love that she's more concerned with you having a proper outfit rather than also dressing you as a loinclothed barbarian.
i also love that she's treating her actual self as a separate character.
>>30238032
>Feelin hot hot hot!

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>>30238032
>After an untimely death at the dozens hands of angry ogres as revenge for the sacks of defenseless gold she liberated from them, Luna retires Night Shade and decides to roll up a new character.
>This time she goes for Wild Mare, a female barbarian hailing from the southern badlands.
>She becomes super excited coming up with the backstory of her fiesty tracker and insists on going into detail about her physical description.
>Apparently the badlands is want of quality clothing other than scantily clad hides that show off their midriff and loincloths that show off the rest of them.

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Where's sister anon at??

>>30238032
>This woman... she's after your virtue!
I kek'd harder at this than I should have

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B-butt stuff?

>>30238677
>"Only if you really lube up my dick Moonie, I don't want to hurt you again. However, you can lube it up however you want."

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>your little sister will never stuff her poof in her shirt to make her boobs look bigger
>she will never make sure to push her chest out as much as possible around you to get your attention

>>30238909
>tfw you will never hug her so tight the poof gets pushed back
>tfw she will never try to deny trying to pump up her breasts
>tfw you will never offer to do it for her

>>30238677
Tiny butt

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>>30238909
>mfw that's one of my favourite Dazzling pics
>mfw I always thought it was just a pic of Adagio after getting her hair cut
>mfw I only just got it

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>>30236958
Would you a bipolar cousin?

>>30239335
>Be the stable rick she requires?
Yes.

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>>30239335
Of course.

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>>30223620
>"You must want *something*, Anon."
>You're walking through the local mall together, looking through shop windows.
>Your birthday is only days away, and your sister just got her first salary.
"I mean... not really."
>Not anything that can be bought with money, anyways.
>"Don't be shy..." She grabs hold of your hand, leading you through the crowd.
>"I have no idea what to do with all this money."
>Actually, now that you think about it, you WOULD like every image the agency has ever taken of your sister.
>Not that you hadn't already found a bunch on the Internet...
>Your sense of shame kicking in, another possibility occurs to you.
>Is it still possible to buy indulgences for your sins? Because BOY do you have some bad ones.
"I'm serious, Flutters, I can't think of anything."
>She leads you up against a wall, not letting go of your hand.
>"Come on, what do teenage boys like these days?"
>She flashes you one of her motherly smiles.
>"Video games? Skateboards? Or..."
>Her grip on your hand tightens.
>"...something else?"
>You swear, if only for a moment, you saw her smile change slightly.
>What could you possibly ask her for at this point?
>It had taken you some time to realize it, but she had single-handedly rescued your entire childhood.
>Even now, she continues to happily offer you refuge from your mother.
>This time, you squeeze her hand, trying not to blush.
"I think... I already have everything I could ever want."
>Wondering if you had gone too far, you're relieved to feel her lean against your side.
>"You never stopped being adorable, Anon."
>Not coming up with a response, you remain silent for a couple of seconds, still holding hands.
>"Alright, I'll find something myself, then."
"But..."
>She wags her finger in your face. "No buts."
>"I won't have my little brother go without a birthday present."
>You sigh as she gives your head a pat, inducing a nostalgic trip to your earlier years.
"Fine, then. If you insist."

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>>30239382
>It's been a long couple of days, but the wait is over.
>Your birthday is finally here.
>Getting off the bus, you can't help but wonder what your sister bought you.
>You knock on the front door, which swings open within seconds.
>"Happy birthday, Anon!"
"Than-HNNG"
>She cuts you off with a rib-crushing hug, only letting go to allow you to gasp for air.
>"Come on, I need to show you something."
>She drags you into the kitchen, pointing you towards a full-sized cake with your name written on it in frosting.
"Did you... bake that?"
>She nods, blushing slightly.
>You're not sure why that gesture is so touching.
>Probably because your mother would always just buy some cheap pre-made garbage from the store.
>"Okay... let's leave that for later." She drags you into the living room, pointing you towards the couch.
>"Sit down."
>As you sit, she immediately joins you.
>"Okay, I have your present."
>Looking around, you don't see anything.
>"I had to think about this a lot, actually..."
>You shrug inwardly, figuring this must be some kind of surprise.
"This really isn't necessary, Flutters. That cake alone probably already makes this my best birthday ever."
>"Nonsense, Anon. I'm doing this because I want to."
>You swallow, not knowing which way to look.
>"Besides... I think you'll like it."
"O-okay... so... where is it?"
>She moves closer. "Close your eyes."
>Waiting a couple of seconds with your eyes shut, nothing happens.
"Is this some kind of-"
>Your lips are assaulted without warning, something wet and fleshy intruding into your mouth.
>Your eyes shoot open, revealing your sister's face, closer than it has ever been before.
>Sitting on your lap and wrapping her arms around you, she prevents you from pulling back.
>Your heart racing like never before, every fiber of your being is stunned.
>She pulls back, releasing a heavy breath.
>Her body falls into yours, retaining the hug as your adrenaline equalizes.
>"There... my first kiss... that's your present."

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>>30239389
>Still silent, you stay transfixed on the long strands of pink hair so close to your face.
>"W-well?"
>Jolting in surprise, you try to think of a response.
"I... uhh..."
>"Did... did you like it? Should I have bought you something instead..?"
"N-no! I mean..."
>She sits up on you, hands on your shoulders.
>"So... you did like it..?"
>Gulping massively, you manage a nod.
>She falls back into your chest, breathing a sigh of relief.
>"Good... I was getting worried... that you'd be mad..."
"Me? Mad? At you?"
>That very idea felt unthinkable. You would have laughed if you didn't know she was serious.
"You know... you could probably stab me through the heart and I'd still give you the benefit of the doubt."
>"D-don't say that, Anon." She sits up again, looking at you, dejected. "I'd never do that."
>Noticing the heavy thumping in your chest, you say the first thing that comes to mind.
"You already have."
>Staring into each others' heavily blushing faces for a couple of seconds, you shift your eyes and decide to break the ice.
"Man... that cake sure looked good."
>"Y-yes!" She swiftly stands up.
>Walking into the kitchen, you both sit down and start nibbling on cake slices.
>This cake has four layers. It must have taken boatloads of effort to make.
>You hear a fork clang on the table. "You know, Anon..."
>Looking up, she's blushing again.
>"This doesn't have to be just a birthday thing..."
"You... you mean..?"
>"Y-yeah..." She squirms in her seat.
>"We could do this again... if you're a good boy..."
>A good boy? That's a fairly odd choice of words.
>You put down your fork, realizing she must be attempting to steer the conversation somewhere.
"What do I have to do..?"
>She reaches into her pocket.
>"Just..." She puts her hand on the table.
>"Keep coming over."
>Taking her hand back, she reveals a shiny, metal object underneath.
>It's a key.
>"W-whenever you want..."

>>30239394
Love the giant dump, would like to see Anon ask her about that odd choice of words, and loving the feels today.

>>30239412
That was just her awkwardly steering the conversation. Nothing more to that, really.
But yeah, glad you liked. This is a lot more difficult to write than my previous greens, for some reason.

>>30239456
Lovely update Issues. Anon should have asked for a digital camera so he could have his own personal photo shoot session with Fluttersis, but her present is just as good if not better.

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You guys know who ELSE likes this thread?

>>30239582
Don't do it fám

>>30239582
stop it

>>30239582
SAY IT
I DOUBLE-DOG DARE YOU

>>30237341
I remember reading a pretty comfy Moondancer green quite a while back
Forget who wrote it

>>30239389
oh man oh man oh man
>insert birthday suit joke
>>30239394
wooo!

>>30239456
it has to be a tough balance. flutters is hungry, yet shy. anon clings to her but isnt likely to make the transition on his own. it's going to be slow going, logically.. maybe some catalyst would help. either way i'm loving it and can't wait to see where it goes. even if it takes a while for more clothes to come off

>>30240039
Handsome Jeck or JustsomeAnon?

>>30240124
JustSomeAnon, that's the one

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>>30239629
>>30239875
>>30240020
MY MOM!

>>30240158
The madman

>>30240158
F U C K

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>>30240158

>>30237102
>>30237130
Dick status = muh

>>30240158
Z O O M E D W O R D S

>>30239456
The update turned out beautifully Issues. I love it. The nice comfy steps; the slow hints; the longing yearning to be expressed. Hnnngg. *thud*

>>30240124
>>30240149
I checked the pastebin of pastebins up top and no luck. Was it for another thread or is it just missing? AnyAnon have a link?

>>30240487
It was another thread.
JSA: https://pastebin.com/gha9TGWX

jeck: https://pastebin.com/teDvFDMb

>>30240512
>>30240487
Next time onichanfables comes around, someone will need to remind him to update the pastebin, barring that someone can make another one and update it themselves.

>>30240582
well those greens are not incest they're older stories that came out even before the incest threads.

>>30240613
Ah. My mistake. It does look like it is missing Issues' Fluttersis story though.

>>30240649
I'm sure it'll be added soon.
if you have extra time I would recommend to read the Moonie greens both are really good but, sadly they're not compete.

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>>30238245
>>30238000
>>30238032

I never knew how badly I need LunaSis until now.

>>30240676
It's a shame they're incomplete. I've already bookmarked them both, but have no time right now as I have my work cut out for me.

>>30240676
>about to click the links
>...they're not complete.
ugh, I hate reading a good green only to get blueballed. Is it still worth the read even though it's incomplete?

>>30240512
>>30240782
Wait. I've seen some of this before. It seems that anon is trying to collect other's works. Titles are changed but the greens are basically the same.

>>30240782
It will be when I'm done with it.

>>30241173
A new challenger approaches.

>>30240916
Link to the green in question? The one you think is the original?

>>30237192
I want so badly
>>30237284
SO BADLY

>>30240683
At what point does Luna convince you that grabbing her and slamming your hips against hers is some kind of fantasy RPG roleplay? And how?

>>30241173
Hey! You're alive. Excellent. I'm at about line 2100 in the pastebin where they just had their encounter with Sunset Shimmer. I'm liking what I've read so far if my yelling at the screen over Anon's stupidity is any indication. Kinda hit close to home as I friendzoned a gal in almost the same way back in high school. I look forward to catching up and reading more when you're done.

>>30241292
There's a couple in here:
https://pastebin.com/u/FrankHogs555

That are exactly like a couple of the greens in the /loli/ thread. "Man Who Fell For Sweetie Belle" and "Soarin's Silver Lining" specifically. I'm sure there's more but JSA's quality Moonie story has distracted me from searching for more.

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Quick update for the Chrysalis green bump. I'm two "scenes" away from being finished. After its all typed up, I'll leave it alone for a day and go over it again with fresh eyes to fix any spelling and grammar mistakes that were made, along with any changes that might be needed.

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>>30242303

>>30237284
>>Moondancer takes to wearing nothing but a large sweater and socks, so sex is as easy as her straddling you and burying your dick in her moist pussy folds.
Is she au naturale?

>>30242424
oh you know it, mister repeating digits. nothing touches her body except body wash twice a week. no metal, no weird-smelling goo, no gross powder things that make you sneeze..

>>30242508
That's gross, and yet I have an erection.

>>30242553
man i think scraping the hair off your skin and chemically disabling your sweat glands is gross, but what do I know? sex toys are a huge business and there isn't a single one I don't think is gross. except the very simple vibrators.. eggs, rabbits, that kinda shit.

>>30242508
Moondancer knows that Anon loves her even if she doesn't trim as often as she should

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>>30239389
OH MY

>>30242602
soft, soft girlfur tufts between your lips are a magical experience.

>>30242713
>"Anon, n-no! D-Don't look at me when m-my wings are like this..."

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>>30242763
top cute

>>30242763
>"Is my down normal? C-can you look between my feathers, Anon?"
>"Just.. spread them apart.. um... h-how's my down? Is it alright? Fluffy enough? It's probably not as nice as other girls' down.."
>"You like it? It's soft? Oh! Uh, s-sure, you can touch it.."
>"EEP! I didn't expect you to p-p-put your lips onnn myyyy oohh, Anon!"
>"No, don't nibble my primaries! Oh! .. be gentle.. I need those to fly.."
>"I suppose you're right, I never fly anyway, but.. if you run your tongue along the vanes like that.. iiiit looks lewd. You can see my q-quills.. Nobody's ever seen those before. Not since Mom preened us.. C-can I do yours next?"
>"No! It's not like I want to check on your down too, I just.. want to return the favor.."
>"What are you doing now? Oh gosh, Anon! That tickles! You don't have to clean my frogs for me.. and the way it has my legs spread apart is.. it's just unseemly. even if I am your sister"

>>30243045
I have the weirdest boner right now.

>>30241928
It's all just a matter of schedule
Things happening at work and I'm also trying to write for my Dazzling story that I just picked back up.
I've got the rest planned out so it shouldn't be too far off. Pretty close to ending

>>30243045
Would be hotter if he wasn't a pony, good premise otherwise.

>>30243045
>Big sister Flutters "ponies up"
>Now has a horse pussy
what do?

>>30243076
Give her a "test flight", or maybe take her and snuggle on the couch.

>>30243070
then in what way would he be her brother?

>>30243076
obviously help wash her horse pussy. she cant get back there anymore.
also help hold things for her and do other things she used to use her hands for
like rubbing her horse clit

>>30243117
duh
>>30243076
Keep Anon pone where it belongs.

>>30243136
he belongs with his pony sister

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>>30243045
Nice.

>>30243136
>duh
What did he mean by this?

>>30243076
Penis in vagoo.

>>30243136
Do you even watch the EQG movies Anon? Fluttershy is still human but, when they "pony up" the characters get pony features like ears and wings. That is what I am referring to.

>>30243186
Read the full conversation dumbass
>>30243182
Anon pone is shit, but Pony up Fluttershy is still hot, ergo. You want pone and Anon, keep it human.

>>30243226
oh fuck off with your whining. It was a jokey one off post that was quickly being forgotten by everyone until you brought it up again. Literally nobody cares Anon.

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>>30243226
dude, I meant to keep Anon as a human. I pretty much heavily implied the idea when I point out that Flutters has a horse pussy. Why would I put that as a point if Anon was a horse?

>>30243226
>Anon pone is shit
Elaborate.

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>>30243045
I always knew the wings made Fluttershy 50% cuter.

>>30243280
>implying he read the whole thing and actually tried to understand what was going on before he got tumblr-triggered

>>30243280
>"I suppose you're right, I never fly anyway, but.. if you run your tongue along the vanes like that.. iiiit looks lewd. You can see my q-quills.. Nobody's ever seen those before. Not since Mom preened us.. C-can I do yours next?"
Forget a line there m8? Even if he's a pega butt, still Anon pone. Which is shit of a different flavor. Always check for typos.

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>>30243320
>he thinks >>30243045 and >>30243076 are the same guy.

>>30243337
If he wasn't the same guy, why would he respond to something that doesn't involve him, dumbass.

>>30243320
I didn't write that I just wrote this
>>30243076

I got the idea after seeing the word "Wings". I thought "Hey EQG Flutters with a horse pussy would be fantastic". That is fucking it .
then you sperged out.

>>30243351
Read this>>30243348
you fucking moron. You are the one that sperged out, if it didn't involve you, shut up, and stop replying to it. Anyone...most people, here know the pony up idea you had requires being human, I was replying to the obvious fucking Anon pone shit. The one right here>>30243045
How did you get that so confused?

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>>30243226
>Anon pone is shit reeeeeeeeeee
Let me guess, you are from /rg**/, aren't you?

>>30243371
And what does RGRE have to do with this?

>>30243136
>>Keep Anon pone where it belongs.

>Big sister Flutters "ponies up"
>Now has a horse pussy

I'll spell it out nice and slow for you Anon because I know you're a little Downs-ey. "ponying up" implies that she is a human who is making a change (see: the movie you never watched) and she now has pony attributes. The way that Anon specifically states that she "Now" has a horse pussy also implies that she did not have one before, and also further elaborates on the details of what ponying up means (in this case giving her a horse's vagina). All this attention to the way that this horse anatomy is new would give the impression that she didn't have any of that before. If she (and thus Anon, since they're siblings) were ponies. then they'd already have horse genitals. If that were the case, then it wouldn't make sense to bring attention to the anatomy that they've had their entire lives and phrase it as though it were new development. The gist of all this is that Fluttershy and Anon are human and Fluttershy gained a horse vagina thanks to the magic of rock'n'roll.

>>30243413
...I cant tell if your terminally retarded, or looking for (you)s, so here is this>>30243370
and that's the last (you) your getting from me.

>>30243182
he replied to the wrong posts. switch them and that post makes sense

>>30243432
>...I cant tell if your terminally retarded
The ironing is delicious.

>>30243186
>when they "pony up" the characters get pony features like ears and wings. That is what I am referring to.
Are you seriously

>>30243383
Nothing, just idiots being triggered about it's existence.

>>30243311
>then she ate the spider

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>>30243383
RGRE despite everything who isn't "rgre enough" and throw a bitchfit when people post it.
We are talking about the Anons who reeee because a fucking OP pic.

>>30243445
t. rgrefag

>>30243045
>Makes a post about incest in the incest thread
>Everyone loses their minds
One post. It was one post and now it's gonna be dragged out for 50 more posts because of one 'tard who can't let it go.

>>30243457
>We are talking about the Anons who reeee because a fucking OP pic.
Remember the time some writefag wrote Anon putting ketchup on fish and the entire thread shat the bed for like 3 threads?

>>30243433
No you simpering morons>>30243136
this, and the link to the good idea of Anon mol- I mean helping Fluttershy get used to her pony up form was a response to this dumbass>>30243117
asking how Anon would be her brother if she was a Pegasus. All the idiots that didn't fucking read it, mistakenly thought I was talking about something else. You are all, fucking retarded. Go to sleep, wake up and slap yourselves, then get back to shitposting about how you would fuck your hot model sister and your French model cousin. Only thing I will take responsibility for is not formatting the response to that guy properly for you illiterate dipshits.

>>30243432
>quotes the wrong post
>"no you guys everyone else is retarded not me"

>>30243484
so wait you fuck up but its the rest of the thread that's retarded?

>>30243471
It was some dude from /ck/ acting like a bitch, only relevant thing there is he stayed around to yell his autism at people.
>>30243457
If your idea was shit, deal with it. Your sperging out calling people from other threads because you're pissed.
>>30243488
Admitting your failure is the first step.

>>30243443
Yes and if the girls can get pony features like wings one can guess that they can also get horse pussies.

>>30243495
Ya'll fuckers were dumber than me when you kept insisting I was talking about someone else. I thought you fuckers would notice, but I guess I should have backspaced one more time for you autists to be able to tell the difference.
>>30243502
What would her flavor be?

Jesus guys c'mon. Can we stop and get back to incest stuff?

>>30243484
Yeah and do you see how the replies in >>30243136 are backwards?
that was a fucking socratic question, the point is if you think flutters is a pony and anon isn't, then they can't be siblings.
but at some point I got confused and thought pony-up meant 'become a pony' since that's how "Noun-up" works in grammar.

>>30243484
>No you simpering morons
>simpering
What's next in your vocabulary? Problematic?

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>>30243501
>If your idea was shit, deal with it.
I didn't give any idea m8, I was just answering the question.
Stop posting before you get an aneurysm.

>>30243511
>Don't say clearly what you're trying to say
>Fail to elaborate your autistic screeches
>Fuck up who you're quoting
>Spazz out and call everyone retards
>"God I'm the only intelligent poster in this thread"
Go to bed.

>>30243512
Would love too, what about this question>>30243511
>>30243502
what would our sisters pony up pussy flavor be?
>>30243520
>Implying a tumblrite knows how to how to spell anything not black approved.
This is 4chan, people can have big vocabs, unless you don't.
>>30243515
Great, now that that's settled, lets move on to how to stealth molest Fluttershy's wings.

>>30243502
That does not follow, but it is fucking weird that EG started doing that. it's kind of what it shoudl have been from the beginning
>>30243512
>Fluttershy shyly asks her brother for affirmation on increasingly intimate things, whether her thighs are too fat, breasts are uneven, or nipples are too big.. eventually getting to the point of articulating her worry that her pussy doesn't smell or taste good and will he please check and alleviate her concern

>>30243511
I would post but the last time I posted a pony up character I was banned for posting "Anthro" even though it was a screenshot of Flutters.

>>30243537
>>Fluttershy shyly asks her brother for affirmation on increasingly intimate things, whether her thighs are too fat, breasts are uneven, or nipples are too big.. eventually getting to the point of articulating her worry that her pussy doesn't smell or taste good and will he please check and alleviate her concern
And just like that, my erection has returned. You saved Christmas.

>>30243537
Eat her out mercilessly. Grope her breasts as much as possible while hugging her thighs.
>>30243545
Mods are dumb as shit, what else is new? We got new mods so try again. Wait, was the pony up to anthro looking? That sometimes happens.

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>>30243520
>..atic, atic, atic..

>>30243545
>cant post mlp on mlp
never change, 4chan
i mean, change.. but admit you were wrong.

>>30243554
>You will never double the real gold
This is no longer fangoriously world-class and grand.

>>30243552
intended to, but forgot to mention that in every case her body turns out perfect. everything looks and tastes great. and even the silky pink hairs around her anus are fine. she's obviously doing a fine job with her hygiene

>>30243536
>what would our sisters pony up pussy flavor be?
I don't know, vagina flavored? Salty milk? Kinda like pennies? I'm trying Anon, but I don't know what you want from me!

>>30243553
Here it is:
https://derpibooru.org/1064662?q=eqg%2C+fluttershy%2C+ponied+up%2C+screenshot&sd=desc&sf=score

I did this to make sure I don't get banned again just in case.

>>30243578
Your not thinking in cute pony flavors. YOUR A HORSEFUCKER DAMNIT, ACT LIKE ONE! Pony up Shy tastes like lemons, or something naturey.
>>30243580
Yeah, mods are just being fucking stupid. We have odd luck in getting away with smut staying in our thread, go ahead and give it a go here.

This is what I like about the incest thread. It has its shit fits sure, but it bounces back real fucking fast.

>>30243604
>YOUR A HORSEFUCKER DAMNIT, ACT LIKE ONE!
UH
UH
UH
L-LEMON?! LEMON SHERBET!

>>30243608
As long as people stop taking bait sure.
>>30243615
Spear mint or honey suckle.

>>30243627
>As long as people stop taking bait sure.
That's asking a lot from any thread.

>>30238615
It's not healthy to come here often, so I decide just to look once for the hell of it.
Y'all really on something else.

>>30243655
I would rub the shit out of her slutty ears.
>>30243664
>"Its okay Anon, take it out, with my new powers I can take a lot more punishment, I'm sure I can fit it all inside this time. So go to the root...if you don't mind."

>>30243664
>>30243677
Fluttershy has a fetish for facefucking after teasing her little "big" brother, wants him to use her new pony ears as handles.

STOP SHITPOSTING, FAGGOTS

>>30243655
>>30243664
>anthro

>>30243697
Fuck off newfag.

>>30243697
It's not fucking anthro you fucking autist.

>>30243697
>Being this triggered

>>30243061
Ugh, I hate when work gets in the way. It's like they expect productivity out of you! The nerve!

>Dazzling Story
I'm guessing where I'm reading your Moonie story is a bucket of pastebins. (FingerbangMLP) I'm not sure the Dagi story I see there is yours or not. Mind tossing me a link?

>>30243655
>>30243664
I like it.

>>30243655
>>30243664
H O R S E P U S S Y

>>30243785
And the long legs to lock you in said horsepussy.

>>30242424
>>30242508
>You try to convince her it's okay to try making some friends
>she wonders if she should start.. changing how she looks to fit in.. and if so, would you sh-shave her? or whatever they do? is it wax?
>you reassure her she's just fine the way she is. it's natural and whatever.. plus she's the last person who there should be razors anywhere near.. or anything sharp.
>she's relieved, and asks if you'll comb her instead. she'll return the favor of course!
>>30243571
appropriately the one where SB addresses us!

>>30243868
>>she's relieved, and asks if you'll comb her instead. she'll return the favor of course!
"Sure, I'll comb your hair."
"..."
"...why are you taking off your pants?"

>>30243887
I just now realized I should have said something more ambiguous about 'grooming' to make that work.
this is why we spitball ideas here

>>30239394
this is beatuiful, my herz can't resist

>>30243655
>>30243664
K E K

>>30240158
FUUUUGGG

>>30243982
wow. we have some fucking retarded janitors.
but at least they arent trying to censor text like some that i know

so of all the mainponies, the one i cant think of good incest for is always RD. probably because she feels like more of a girl next door, maybe the one that babysat you and offered /ss/ opportunities. at BEST i could see her as a young aunt. what would you do with young aunt rainbow dash? she's not super bright, I bet you could rope her into a game of truth or dare

>>30243697
God damnit you fucking moron, that wasn't anthro.
>>30243982
Fucking dumbass mods.

Really? Those pics weren't even anthro you stupid fucking mods they were EQG! Why are mods such newfags.

>>30244023
>but at least they arent trying to censor text like some that i know
wat?

>>30244033
Because the only people that try to be mods are the retards that should be perma banned. We'lljust have to wait till the next shift season.

>>30244034
text. letters n' words.

>>30244046
....god damnit, why do we have the worst mods? Its like tg all over again banning story time threads.

>>30244053
well i'm just saying, at least that's one thing they arent censoring. but some boards, sometimes they do.

>>30244053
Red boards are moderated better than this place

>>30243604
>horse fucker
>human incest thread
Pick one

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>>30244102
Where do you think you are?

>>30244110
On the /mlp/ board, in a thread related to incest threads where the self insert is a human, therefore his relative is human, therefore a human thread on the pony board.

>>30244102
We have girls with magic flying pony powers, EqG still counts as horsefucking.

I almost applied to be a janitor. Mainly to keep this >>30243982 from happening during my watch. Seriously, this IS NOT Anthro in the realm of MLP & EQG. Now I regret not applying.

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>>30244102
Now that you mention it, I'm not against some >hooves green desu.

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>>30243711
>>30243715
>>30244024
The mods seem to think so, go ahead and argue it with them, should be entertaining.

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Hot Moondancer Pics?

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>>30244142
Yup, nothing but us horse fuckers here.

>>30244221
She wines like a horse though, still cant figure out why she dresses like a sexy maid though.

>>30244145
the problem is a janitor can't counter-janitor other janitors.

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>>30244138
>implying there can be only one story with one character that has to be human
lmao

>>30244307
yeah i'd like both
and centaurs too. and maybe if humans fuck centaurs they could make satyrs. or maybe satyrs fucking ponies gives you centaurs, i dunno. you can do it like you want. i just want some hot interspecies action. i realize some people in some other threads that i've never seen have written some dumb shit, but just ignore that shit.

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>>30244307
Sure you can have anon fucking pony Fluttershy, but unless he's a pony too, it ain't incest.

>>30244349
If your that incapable of figuring out how its incest for human on pony sibling action works, I feel sorry for you. Pone Anon is shit, end of story.

>>30244363
Adopted doesn't mean blood related anon, sorry.

>>30244187
The hottest pic of her

>>30244373
scorp samface dk makes a hotter humanized moonie.

>>30244368
Still counts as incest. Just because it isn't your brand of incest doesn't change that it is. If you want Anon as a pone there is already a thread for it.
>>30244384
this, its fucking pony magic. Fixed it, stupid fucking purists.

>>30244384
>anon pony is shit, but satyr is okay!
I like this thread, good supply of laughs.

>>30244384
And now we have satyr cancer, great. I hate the school break season.

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>>30244363
>Pone Anon is shit
That's, like, your opinion man.

Why tho? Because you can't self-insert?

>>30244349
What? A platypus?

>>30244368
It is kind of nice though. living in your house.. growing up with you.. seeing you in the morning.. knowing what you eat.. sharing a bathroom.
>>30244399
it really doesnt count, but it's still hot. we used to have a lot of 'pony adopted anon' green and it was nice.

>>30244407
Hell, no, both are shit.
>>30244408
Sums it up perfectly.
>>30244411
Checked for the undeserved kek.
Because there is a nice, dying, thread for that.
>>30244423
True, still better than Anon being a pone.

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>It's a "Anon gets triggered because someone post a satyr pic and Anon pone is mentioned" post

>>30244399
Doesn't count as incest. Just because you make exceptions to be considered a horse fucker doesn't change that it isn't incest.

>>30244440
>Its a shitposters drop by from school defense post
fixed that for you.
>>30244446
>Magic means your born human for reasons
>still doesn't count as incest
are you retarded?

It is weird how some people cant just put up with what other people like, but they've probably been warped and spoiled by the few things people kind of almost always agree on, like scat and stuff.
Gotta keep perspective, guys.
now let's get back to poor-single-mom scootaloo living in a rundown trailer with her beloved son Anon who is getting hit by puberty like a fucking truck and is almost twice her size now
and how they've gotta save some money by keeping the heat down, and snuggling together in bed
and maybe save water by showering together

>>30244473
Unf.

>>30244462
>muh magic makes it possible!
You're not a horse fucker thread anon, sorry.

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>>30244473
>>30244481
and I forgot the fucking pic, god damnit.

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>>30244473
>>30244495
>scoota-mom
UNF__________________________________

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>>30244430
>Because there is a nice, dying, thread for that.
Huh, true.
The only content I avoid is satyr just because people get their jimmies rustled for them.

Some threads ago we have some >hooves green and without Anon if I remember correctly. And it was pretty good.

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<<30244462
>Having a different opinion makes you a summerfag
Really makes you think

>>30244297
I kinda figured but I was hoping I'd get to pick /mlp/ to work on so that my fellow ponyfags could enjoy what they enjoy without some normie's misperceptions getting in the way for a few hours.

>>30244495
unf. nice pic. thanks for the share.

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>>30244407
>>30244408
>>30244430
[ree'ing intensifies]

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>>30244598
Now you're doing it at purpose
Kek, I'm not gonna stop you just saying

>>30244494
Nice engrish.

>>30244384
>>30244598
Stop contaminating our thread you faggots

>>30244658
Report an ignore, its just the season of off school shitposting. Don't take the bait.

>>30244666
Announcing reports and reporting things that don't break the rules is a bannable offense, Anon.

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>>30244666
Wow, Satan, evvvverything in evvvvery thread that you don't like is to blame on those ebil summer kids, huh?

>>30243471
Why would anyone put ketchup on fish?
That's disgusting. Immersion-breaking.

><30244666
>announcing reports

>Anon and his sister have to flee to ponyland because of reasons
>It worked for Sunset going the other way so why not?
>Sister gets ponified
>Anon is a smart cookie, he got himself an antimagic tattoo after Sunset turned into a demon and the sirens tried to mind control everyone.
>Nice try magic mirror, but no hooves tf for this faggot
>Teases his sister about being adorably cute as a pone

There, enjoy blood related human on human-turned-pony horsefucking incest shenanigans.

>>30244719
That plot works once but it wouldn't be the end of the world to have a >hooves anon green once in a while.

>>30244733
Then make yourself, or pester the correct thread for that shit.

>>30244652
>>30244719
>>30244733
I bet APA might be willing to take it up.

>>30244750
We still need the Dazzlings to get finished.

>>30244738
>>30244620

>>30244598
>not using the original filename
>your cock looks so cold, daddy, want .e to warm it up for you.png

>>30244652
i still like centaurs better but yeah man., this is good stuff.

>>30244705
if it's whitefish and it's breaded...

>>30244863
Best of both worlds. Human tits and horse pussy.

>>30243755
My other stuff is in the dazzle pastebin
https://pastebin.com/NjS5LgYv

>>30244975
and horse tits too! a centaur has four tits.. usually. it wouldnt be surprising if a few of the redundant systems were reduced, given how these kinds of chimerae typically work (mermaids having horizontal tail flukes for example) but..

>>30245402
Thanks JSA. Just caught up with 'Dancing'. It's good. Very good. No giant grammar errors jumped out at me. Some misspellings and there were about 2 or 3 paragraphs that were double posted.
Character development is well done as is the world building. Dialog flow and story pacing felt right. Distinct character 'voices' allowed the perspective changes to transition nicely. It is quite refreshing to find a writer who doesn't spoon feed the perspective change to the reader.
Plenty of D'aww and good poke in the feels. Ugh, that cliffhanger you've left it on! I've quickly become smitten with this couple so.... I. AM. WATCHING. YOU.
I look forward to reading the story's completion; when you have time of course. I'm adding the Dazzling stuff to my reading list in the meantime.

>>30240512
My thanks to the Anon that introduced me to JSA's literary delight. I love meeting good writers of good greens.

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I forgot where I was for a minute.

>>30244658
Anon? Anon, he's doing it on purpose. He isn't a satyrfag, he's a guy who thinks it's funny when he does something that makes you angry. Now stop being a drooling autist and quit giving him the (You)s he wants, okay? By getting angry, you're just telling him "I'm willing to give you exactly what you want. Please continue." C'mom man, this isn't hard.

>>30244750
I can't tell if this is meant to be a subtle insult or not

>No NEET sister to shyly demonstrate her shocking lack of social awareness
>Moondancer will never confront you naked and ask if you want to have sex

>>30247430
That kind of honesty is so refreshing to find in people these days.

Too bad she isn't real

>>30247430
>NEET-Moondancer reads too many of my Japanese animes and is a romantic at heart
>"S-Sex is something that people who l-love each other a whole bunch do, right?"

>>30247439
>Too bad she isn't real
S-Stop...

>>30247535
>"Especially if it's a older sister with her little brother she loves so much it can be a bonding experience. R-right?"

>>30236958
>NEET-dancer & big brother Chadnonymous
>"F-fucking stacy cunts, they don't really love him.."
>'Hey, Moondork, mom wanted me to tell you breakfast is ready.'
>"I'm coming!"
>'Haha, gross.'
>"T-that's not what I mea-..reee!"
>'It is SO cute when you do that, you know.'
>"...It is?"

>>30247664
>>'It is SO cute when you do that, you know.'
>>"...It is?"

>You are Moondancer, and you feel...
>...funny.

>>30247664
>>30247682
I just pictured her REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEING upon penetration and can't stop laughing.

>>30247698
God damnit, no man can keep a boner up while laughing.

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>a couple random fags getting THIS upset over satyrs
Man, what happened to this board.

>>30248102
I've always thought it made more sense to have fun with satyr's in other threads since their general is always mad about one thing or another

>>30248102
I don't get it. Those posts would have been forgotten and the thread would have moved on as usual if those fags hadn't gotten so upset and drawn it out for as long as they could. They're their own worst enemy.

>>30248127
>since their general is always mad about one thing or another
Have you tried talking about things in their general that isn't autistic as hell or pure shit?

>>30248181
Its just three shitposters now, ignore them. Don't take the bait.

hmm.. what about.. extremely paranoid overly phobic sister fluttershy that always needs you to go to the bathroom with her at night in case there's spiders, or sit on the toilet lid while she showers in case she slips and falls.. and do other things for her she's just straight up scared to do

>Anon is brother of Sunset
>Sunset finds out that the Shimmer family has an odd tradition that goes back a couple hundred years
>Every 4 or 5 generations (give or take, to avoid horrible horrible inbreeding), one brother and sister will "marry" and have children together
>Turns out that it's Anon and Sunset's generation's turn for the baby-making, but their parents didn't tell them about the unfortunate tradition because, in their words, "it's kinda gross".
>Sunset has somewhat of an obsessive personality, and becomes fixated on their family tradition and is upset that she and Anon aren't taking part in it
>She pursues Anon, who doesn't even want to touch the idea of fucking a baby into his sister.
>For the sake of creating conflict in the story and not ending the plot the very first time Sunset asks him for sum fuk, Anon isn't down to clown with this.
>Shenanigans happen, and Anon eventually fucks Sunset

>>30248362
Eh, I don't know. That actually sounds more ... frustrating and sad than sexy. Too real for my tastes.

>>30248441
huh, what kind of family does she come from?
>>30248482
i mean it's gonna be frustrating with flutters regardless. she takes moe a little far.
but like, she's scared to masturbate.. like a lot of girls i know and needs you to do it for her and eventually start gently pushing her to do things like this for herself

>>30248194
Do you say this about everything you personally don't like, Anon?

>>30248512
>huh, what kind of family does she come from?
The best kind.

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>>30248127
A lot of it is a guy that just takes time out of his day to throw constant shitfits about anything he doesn't like. And I'm not unconvinced he tries to falseflag to hurt satyrs reputation more than it already is.

Really, we're not a bad middle ground for people who just want parent child incest, or people who's simply like less EQG stuff.
Only rule to remember is if it sounds like it's trying to be inflammatory, it probably is.

>>30248527
evidently. Seems arbitrary though. Is that one brother and sister from the whole family across the 5 generation branching-out, or one from each of the branches?
for some reason I love the idea of fraternal twins being automatically betrothed. i forget where i read it but it was in some super perverted historical fiction

>>30248534
I personally liked that prompt that was posted with human dad, pony mom, satyr sister. With 'Anon' getting a little something extra from his pony mom, like wings or some magic.

>Satyrs
Well, it was nice while it lasted.

>>30248576
Quit moaning, something fresh for once won't kill you.

>I don't like THING
>Nobody else has mentioned THING since it was posted and it's being largely ignored
>I'm going to yell about it and bring as much attention to THING as I can
>Now everyone is talking about THING
>"See you guys? THING is taking over the thread look how horrible it is!"

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>>30248562
Not really something we've done, but it wouldn't hurt if someone wanted to try.
There could always be a sort of sliding scale of where one lands on the genetic hybrid lottery. From looking purely one parent species or the other, to anything inbetween.

There's also a centaur in this bunch of sisters, but she's not in this pic.

>>30248598
THING isn't even bad, it's just someone who obsessively hates it for some reason.

>>30248576
Just repo the shitposter and ignore them, if they aren't gotten rid of then we know where the retarded mods came from.
>>30248584
Piss off, go freshen up your own thread. We were having a nice conversation about a sexy neet Moondancer and shy Fluttershy until you fuckers came in.
>>30248603
Literal thread, still up now, get out and use it you lazy pieces of cancer.

>>30248598
Cant tell if serious or not.

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>>30248603
Could be fun. I'm not a huge fan of centaurs, though.

>>30248584
>eat this shit with me
No thanks, you have your own thread.

>>30248616
To be honest, I agree with you, but >>30248598 has a point. Everyone here just needs to stop bringing up Satyrs, it derails the thread every single time.

>>30248598
>People realize I don't like THING and that I react angrily to it
>People post THING because they think it's funny when I yell and shout about THING
>I yell and shout because now there is more THING in the thread
>I use this act of trolling as proof of how bad THING is
>I never realize that people would have never posted more THING to begin with if I had just ignored THING and moved on
>The thread is now worse off than it was before

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>>30248641
I'm not going to stop bringing it up just because it triggers an autist.

>>30248633
You know, its pretty easy to see the three of you chuckle fucks replying to yourselves.
>>30248636
This. Your thread is dying so you can shitpost here.
>>30248641
It is literally three of the satyr shitposters bringing it up whenever we get back on topic.
>>30248645
Except it was ignore, and it was brought up again for no reason. So yes, it is making the thread worse.

>>30248656
You are reacting angrily to the satyrs, which is what the satyr posters want. They will continue posting satyrs because it's making people angry. By responding and being angry, you're giving them more reason to post satyrs. They will not stop posting satyrs until people stop giving them yous. Stop.

>>30248670
Just try and ignore him. He does the exact same crap in his own general, just replace satyrs with really weird sexual stuff.

>>30248633
I kinda like the idea that centaur daughterus could have two wombs to daderize simultaneously. But I seem to be the minority there.

Still, centaurs aren't really a common occurrence there anyway. And the rule of variability means you can ignore any particular satyrs existence if they don't suit a story or idea.

>>30248652
Then please stop responding to him. We're the guests here, let the troll scream all he wants and make a fool of himself, while you just act civil.

I'll say it again to anyone here. We have a very dedicated troll who screams like a child over everything. Just ignore him. If it looks like it's trying to start a fight, it probably is. He's been doing this for two years.

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>remember the satyr general was obsessed with incest for a long stretch of time
>decide 'hey, maybe the INCEST GENERAL might be interested in this'
>autist starts flinging shit everywhere like a retarded monkey because he doesn't like new things or change
>has same typing style and fourth grade insults as eerily similar autists in various other threads that act the same way
>even samefags his own posts
Really makes me think.

Which character makes the best incestuous aunt and why?

>>30248670
Fair enough, now we just need to wait for the mods.
>>30248691
And what thread would that be?

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>>30248697
>We're the guests here
I've been here since the beginning senpai.

>>30248698
>>has same typing style and fourth grade insults as eerily similar autists in various other threads that act the same way
It's a bad feeling when you recognize shitposters from other threads.

>>30248702
Sweetie Belle, because she's innocent to her own lewdness.

>>30248709
Mien mistake, homeslice.

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>>30248702
Awkward aunt Luna.

>>30248698
>remember the satyr general was obsessed with incest for a long stretch of time
>was
>Implying it has stopped
You have a literal empire that was made by inbreeding with rabbit satyrs.

>>30248763
>You have a literal empire that was made by inbreeding with rabbit satyrs.
kek

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>>30248652
You don't have to stop bringing it up because someone doesn't like it, but you should stop bringing it up because this isn't the Satyr thread. Anywhore, have a final (You).

>>30248711
I've long suspected that he might be hanging out here too, but I never said anything to avoid triggering him further. I remember once someone brought up the idea of a paraplegic Rainbow Dash story and someone threw a similar shitfit about it.
IIRC, Frosty or some other writefag actually ended up writing it.

>>30248759
>Celestia suggests that Luna hooks up with somebody
>Luna is unsure and doesn't like the idea of fucking a stranger
>"Just find somebody you trust."
>Luna can only think of one male that she really feels close to: her nephew Anon
"O-Okay, Celestia..."

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>>30248702
>Trying to get back on topic
Sounds good. Hmmm, aunty Aloe and Lotus? The odd couple that adopted Anon after his parents died?

>>30248763
That's pretty amazing.

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>>30248763
>Acting like that's a bad thing
>In incest general

>>30248763
Tbh, the whole thing kinda started off as a joke a long time ago when we were trying to calculate how many daughterus you could father in a lifetime if you kept every single one pregnant at all times as soon as they became fertile.

Rabbits are known for breeding fast, so I guess it just fit pretty well.

>>30248763
>>30248860
I mean, technically it could be possible. For some reason rabbits have a mutation which allows them to interbreed indefinitely with no bad side affects.

>>30248874
>For some reason rabbits have a mutation which allows them to interbreed indefinitely with no bad side affects
Source?

>>30248702
Luna is the only one who really screams "aunt" to me.
Maybe ... Pie sisters could work.
But otherwise, none of them just seem very aunt like.

>>30248877
Try this
https://pets.stackexchange.com/questions/6262/do-rabbits-inbreed

>>30248877
Maybe I was thinking of linebreeding.
https://besurvival.com/homesteading/line-breeding-and-inbreeding-rabbits

>>30248902
Huh, interesting reading.
It doesn't really say here whether there are any side effects or not though.
Just that they can and will happily fuck their relative, given the opportunity.

>>30248818
I want them both to give me a nuru massage

>Cousin Adagio has an oral fixation and wants nothing more than to suck on Anon's cock

>>30249073
>you will never wake up to being covered in a second blanket of her hair she drinks all the cum in your balls up.

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>>30248860
>bunny daughter harem

>>30249012
>TFW no qt Slavic cousins with cute eastern European accents to fuck.
>They will never tell you about the happy endings they give to their female customers such as Rarity and Fluttershy as well just to tease you.

>>30249119
>inb4 mods cant tell the difference between a costume and anthro, again.

>>30249142
Those idiots.

>>30249170
Just have to wait till next tryouts.

>>30249142
>>30249170
Part of me worries about insulting the people who can ban you for any length of time for almost any reason. I'd be more outspoken if they were less... enthusiastic with their jobs.

>>30249142
I just wish a couple more of the jannies actually knew about the show and diamond doggers and minomoos didn't often get delet because they didn't assume it was off topic.

>>30248818
This idea has potential. It must be expanded upon.

>>30249195
Fuck that noise, I wouldn't settle for less than a mod position if I was going to do it for free .

>>30249119
unf, I love each and everyone of those pics. Applejack's thighs look like they could snap me in half and I'd be happy to let her try. Thanks for sharing Anon!

>>30249303
Aloe and Lotus notice that Anon is trying to work himself to death to distract himself from his parents dying. Probably by car accident. Then they slowly try to do everything they can to get him to calm down. A bit distracted so someone pick up some more of this.

>>30249119
>that fluttershy
hhnnggg

>>30248697
i did draw a centaur once with both bellies pregnant but i realllllly extra don't see how that would be possible. it was kind of a joke.

>>30249456
They'd have to have two vaginas then. A human one in front and a horse one in the back.

>>30248702
what if extremely hungry aunt ponk, and you are maud's son
so she's pretty damn chill and isnt going to intervene or anything
but she does want to watch, just to make sure everything's kosher. and, you find out at the time, also to masturbate

>>30249456
Like so.
http://tbib.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1767653
No reason their human half wouldn't still have their womb intact.

>>30248872
shit, i love maximizing the generations within one generation. very little incest in here does that, probably because we're focusing on the romance aspect. Which is great, but.. cmon
>getting hot late-20s mom pregnant the very first time you produce sperm, at like 11
>getting daughter pregnant before her first period, when you're like 22
>ditto when you're 33-34, and so on
technically the inbreeding isnt getting any worse each time, just staying the same. and there's no generation gap so everyone gets along fabulously

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>>30249486
>getting started soon as possible
WEW

>>30249456
>Double pregnant
B-Bruh

>>30249486
Personally, I'm more into the romantic aspect of incest, but it was a fun thing. I actually wrote a simple program in D to calculate the number of daughters back then.

>>30249456
Now I'm really curious how a pregnant satyr would work. Wouldn't they be unbalanced as fuck? You'd have to hover around them in case they fall over and hurt themselves and the child.

>>30249486
>getting daughter pregnant before her first period
Is that even possible?
I thought periods started with puberty and came at the same time as fertility.

>>30249468
which only brings up further questions
if you have a termination point for... .... aaaactually that is almost possible. it would mean two separate bladders and reproductive systems, but only one digestive system (kind of important since you dont have a second mouth, which already makes it hard enough for centaurs to get enough air. but of course with two sets of lungs you extract more oxygen. i always imagined them working in tandem like dragonfly wings)
but.. that'd still be fucking weird.

>>30249508
Not really much different from a human I'd say.
Satyrs are generally considered able to walk on two legs just as well as a human.
I don't think their legs would be quite identical to a horse's hind legs.

>>30249504
especially if you had it in your genes to mature faster.. could be called the rabbit family or something
what if human version of fluttershy's pet rabbit whose name escapes me. he was a bastard.
>>30249508
the only reason satyrs can work is humans have fucking amazing balancing systems, but it's safe to say that yeah if nothing else the increased weight would mean going outside into soft dirt would become a bad idea..
fuck as it is horses are delicate and can break legs easily
>>30249517
well a period means you had your fertility and nothing happened, so it's being flushed out. every period means a chance you had to get pregnant, so you could get pregnant before your first.

>>30249520
Weird, but kinda hot.