Do ponies really want the hot monkey dick?

>>30236850
In my head, yes

>>30236850

i would rape twilight until her vagina was nothing more than a pile of blood and tissue. She would have to have a hysterectomy by the time I would be finished with that bitch.

>>30236850
No. They want the hot monkey dick to fuck something else while they masturbate in the cuckshed.

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>>30236850
>thumbnail
>white background

They want you to force a them to continuously give birth and kill their own foals in extremely degenerate ways

>>30236850
You just posted one that canonically does
>"EqG isn't canon!"
Well then have fun never knowing the answer

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>>30236889
>Calling OP a faggot

>>30236850
twilight and sunset do at least

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>>30236899
>whiteknighting OP

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>>30236850
Yes

>>30236850
No you dumb fuck. That meme was projected by autists who self incert in their story.

>>30236850
Depends on the pony. Twilight is apparently one of them if Flash is anything to go by.

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Yes, they do.

>>30236892
Seen you around here on couple of threads. You got guts and determination, I give you that.

Confirmed for ponies wanting the hot monkey dick in this >>30236875 anon's head.

>>30236850
No. The fit pony does not find attractive those not of their kind. Like mates with like. Anon would be doomed to either a sexless life or a life of sex with the weak.

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>>30236850
Well, yeah.
There was also shimmy

>>30237383
If flash is canon then so is shimmy

checkmate glimmerfags

>>30236879
If she can handle a stallion, there's no chance you'd do any damage with your tiny mutilated dick

>>30239058
There was that big-ass graph calculating the comparable sizes of human and pony dicks resulting in the conclusion that biggest ponies will have roughly average human dick length while being forced to copulate in an unfavorable position preventing them from using the full length of their dicks.

>>30239077
Whatever makes you sleep at night, Anon.
At least I heard the shed is comfy

>>30239094
>I have no argument so I'll make a reference to the cuckshed

>>30239094
I'm merely stating the fact, anon. I don't resort to anything pony-related to satisfy my carnal urges.

>>30236850
Not likely, but we want to think they do so we can fantasize in Equestria.

>>30236850
Twilight want Flash's monkey dick, so yes.

>>30239113
>Citing the graph calculations of an autist with absolutely no biology background

>>30239077
The maker also assumes that Big Mac has a bigger dick because 'lol BIG Mac.' In other words, anything other than the height of the ponies has no basis in the show.

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>>30236850
>images (4)
>vector with white background

>>30236850
Not at all.

>>30239058
>handling something that's erect for 30 seconds top

Is this supposed to be impressive?

>>30239017
I'm not really a reeee no hooves fag but even if it weren't canon it's implicit that she's not entirely OoC in this AU stuff.

Remember. Any argument you could make to say why they wouldn't also applies in reverse, and yet many want to fuck marshmallow horses. That being said most wouldn't and you're probably going to attract NEETpones and Treehugger types rather than your successful normie waifu.