Maud is hungry What do?

i hide the thread because there are 21 other fucking eqg threads
fuck off

>>30234671
Maud is just a Daria clone

>>30234679
Cry moar faggot lol

>>30234671
I assume she can knows how to make a sandwich, so tell her to fuck off and let me sleep.

>>30234671
Let her cock vore me

>>30234699
>Assuming an autist can make a Sandwhich without setting the house on fire

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>>30234699
Don't you want to satisfy her hunger Anon?

sell to slavery

Show her how to make rock soup.

>>30234671
>Starlight! Your girlfriend got into my house again. And why the fcuk she keeps telling me that she's hungry? Can you feed her already for fuck sake! It's the third time this week! I need to get up early tommorow. Otherwise AJ will hand me my ass for being late for work again.

Why is she so thicc?

>>30234671
feed her

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SHOVE MY ROCK HARD COCK DOWN HER THROAT

>>30234671
>>30235458

>"Anon, I need your help. I need some nutrition in my belly, something crunchy and tough to chew. Do you have anything?"
>You are anon, and you look around
>shit
>Your house is devoid of any rocks or minerals, or at least something edible to feed Maud while she was staying with you
>You suppose that is what you get for being a lazy shit and not going grocery shopping
>"Please anon, I am starving."
>You certainly can't order food for maud as all your technology was confiscated by her when she moved in
>That was how you found out she was raised in an amish family
>You knew she would not give it back anytime soon, even if she was hungry
>what the fuck do you do?
>That is the moment when you feel a painful, burning, grinding sensation coming from deep inside your urethra

>>30236343

I FUCKING kekked.

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>>30236390
No.

>>30236390
You are an incredible faggot for writing this and you should cease immediately.

>>30236390

"What the fuck?"
>something was fucking happening to you
>something was deep inside your dick, maybe even deeper than that, you cannot be sure
>white hot searing pain shooting through your body, emanating from your urethra
>"Anon, are you alright?"
>Upon the contuining pain, you cringe and recoil, a natural response when you experience a sharp pain similar to getting pricked by a cactus or splinter
>But, there was nothing you could do in this case as the pain was coming from inside you
>"Anon? Are you hungry too?"
"No Maud, I am not hungry! Now give me a moment!"
>"..."
>"Its coming, you know."
"..."
>what the fuck did she just say?
>Last you checked, you weren't pregnant or some fucked up shit, but little anon begs to differ as it feels the bad feel of pins and needles expanding inside of it
>oh fuck, I might need a hospital
"Maud, you're going to have to be put on hold, because I need you to-"
>you stop short as she moves like lightning, falling to her knees in front of your crotch
>she gingerly and carefully removes your pants, and then your underwear
"Maud, this is not the fucking time-"
>"Hush, Anon. I'm going to help you deliver your kidney stone, and in turn, you are going to give me my dinner."
>she nonchalantly licks hers lips in preparation

continue?

>>30236469

>A kidney stone? You've got a kidney stone?
>Of course, it is rock, or you think it is, which would explain how Maud figured out everything so quickly
>What else could it be? Parasite worms or something? No, kidney stones made the most sense
>"Anon..."
>Ohgodohgodohgod make it stop
"Maud?"
>"Don't worry, I will help you deliver. You must have been drinking lots of soda, Anon..."
>despite noticing a heavy blush, she remains as stone-faced as always. heh, stone-faced.
>"...you are such a bad boy."
>and now it is your turn to blush
>what
>Maud looks up to stare into your eyes, and continues
>"You shouldn't be drinking so much soda, anon. It's bad for you, in more ways than one. Just look at what you did to your insides. And now you have a stone on the way, and probably due today. But..."
>Her blank face soon barely morphs into a small smile with the same blush
>"...there is no such thing as mistakes, anon. Only happy accidents."
>You really are hoping that you've become delirious from the excruciating waves of pain, because you were not prepared for this
>"I'll be gentle on you for this operation, as it requires a lot of patience and willpower on your part. Regardless of whether I help you or not, this will still be a painful ordeal for you."

>>30236577
I'm not sure Anon
Kidney stones aren't really a fetish of mine
Nor is white searing pain coming from my dick

>>30236779
I'll get to the good part in the morning

>>30236390
Do I want to know where this is going?

>>30236577
>there is no such thing as mistakes, anon. Only happy accidents."
Ooooh mmmmy
I look forward to the rest.

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>>30236577
>>30236469
>>30236390

>>30234671
Well, I guess I can make boil some rice or fry some eggs at pretty much any given moment - so that's likely to be it.
Though, usually, I have either pilaf or curry in the fridge.

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>>30236577

>>30236577
>"Do you accept my help, anon? I promise you that I will get you through this. Trust me... You soda slut."
>There she fucking goes again
>It's not your fault that you were a connoisseur of root beer! At least you didn't drink that pleb-tier barq's root beer!
>You return to the present and make up your mind, but something bags at you
"Maud, are trying to talk dirty? To me? It's kinda hard to tell..."
>"That was not a yes or no answer, anon. Try again".
"God damn it, what the fuck are you up to girl?
>"Last chance before I leave you to your root beer induced suffering."
"Fuck, fine then. Do it."
>"Say the words."
"What fucking words?"
>"That you want me to deliver your bastard of a kidney stone."
"That word? Bastard? I do not think it means what you think it means-"
>You are interrupted as Maud uses her crazy tard strength to knock you onto your back, knocking the air out of you as well as inducing a new shock of base of your penis
>"Say it, you soda slut."
>For a second, you don't even want to cave in to this sick girls fetish, if it could even be called that.
>But screw it, anything to get your rock baby out of you, right?
>Fuck, her autism is rubbing off on you

>>30238970
Fuck, nags

>>30238970
"...do it Maud. I want you to...to deliver my kidney stone!"
>"Louder, anon."
>She says this with greater force in her words
"Mommy anon wants Maud to deliver his rock babies!"
>Drool is practically dripping out of her mouth by the time she hears this, though her face remains aloof
>"Good boy. Now let's get started, shall we?"
"Please Maud, put me out of my misery..."
>"Wait, what?"
"N-no, not like that! Get this thing out of me!"
>She does not hesitate to finally remove your underwear, sliding it down until your erection pops free
>Wait
>Your erection?
>How do you get an erection at a time like this? You'd think that little anon would be as flaccid as possible, or even just shrunk back into your body
>How is this possible???
Your thoughts are interrupted as hot breath assails your aching rod
>Maud is so close to it, examining it as her blush returns in full force
>"Coitus between us will not do the job. I will have to be more direct and careful...so I will have to work for my meal, you lucky little slut.
>Lucky is not the word you would use, even as you realized you were about to receive a BJ from maud. Even now, the insides of your erect dick were being stretched and torn, and you knew that at some point, there would be blood
>Tears are coming to your eyes. You couldn't hold back the excruciating pain any longer
>Maud notices this, and quickly has her mouth descend upon your throbbing rod

>>30239045
>Drool is practically dripping out of her mouth by the time she hears this, though her face remains aloof
I am erect.

>>30234671
Sure, would you like some Rocky Road icecream?

>>30234679
you want MORE EqG threads?
we can do that for you no problem!

>>30239045
>Maud makes contact, and it does not look like she is going to hold back or tease your waiting erection
>She's straight up going down on you
>Her lips reach little anons head, and envelops it. Soon enough, she takes your entire length with it
>The pain that you were experiencing before is now somewhat diluted by the new sensation of unimaginable pleasure as maud's puffy lips reach the base of your shaft
>"Hmm-mmmmmmmmf."
>Maud halts there with her mouth gently around you as she momentarily closes her eyes to relish the moment. Letting it pass, she opens her eyes and makes them stare into yours
>You look back into her eyes, realizing that her look is one of uncontained lust about to break free
>Her face is still as cold and emotionless as ever though
>Strangely, her blank face and burning cheeks turn you on in some way
>You feel your dick finally reach it's final form of hard as diamonds, yet you instantly regret it as the pain and pleasure being induced have reached an equilibrium
>Maud is still giving you her thousand-yard stare
>And a questioning look
"Continue"
>She responds with a nod, and her lips go to work

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>>30234671
>go take sandwich bread
>put penis between bread put some ketchup and mustard to hide it
>present penis sandwich to maud
>maud take it and bite into
>regret.jpg
>Maud say it was delicious and go back to sleep
>Die from bloodloss

>>30240331
>You feel a massage begin at the base of your dick, sucking and pulling
>Maud's glorious lips are working their magic, literally rubbing one out. She continues to stare into your soul
>The feeling of intimacy coming from this ordeal is affecting you, and you cant help but think that Maud is quite a qt from the view
>A new, sudden feeling is detected
>Something is moving inside you, not as if it were alive but as if there were a atom-sized Jesus carrying his atom-sized cross were evicted from your body and into your dick
>Except it felt more like it was the rock that sealed his tomb, rolling it's way through your system
>A visible bulge showed at the base of your dick, reminding you of all those videos you saw of when a bee was deep inside a flower stem, trying to get out
>Even with maud's help, the thing was moving at a snail's pace, but at least she made it bearable
>Maud continued to toil with her lips, gently but tightly massaging you up and down
>She soon got a new idea, and began to try to make her tongue worm it's way into your opening, trying to meet the kidney stone in the middle to have a taste
>Alas, her horsey tongue was too large, but it did stretch the opening of your urethra to ensure a hasty exit
>It almost felt pleasurable, except for the fact that there was something else still stuck in your piss delivering tunnels

>"Maud is hungry, what do?"
>Some brave anon starts a story about Maud sucking out Anon's kidney stones
This why prompt threads are a good thing. They show how creative people can be

>>30241330
>Some brave anon starts a story about Maud sucking out Anon's kidney stones
and that was how Anon gave birth to Boulder

>>30241330
Are you pissed because your 12th attempt at discussing some retarded point about the show died after a few hours, once more?
Have you tried EQD? Or even the fimfic forums/derpiforums
I'm sure it might be more your speed

>>30241516
Dafuq is dis nigga talking about?

>>30241117
>>30241330
>>30241453
>>30241516

>A steady drip could be felt at your lower legs as Maud continued to wrestle your dick for dinner with her lips
>It's as if there was a leaky faucet or-
>Nevermind, your idiot mind just realized what it was. Her arousal. You could smell it from here
>She certainly did not acknowledge as she was hard at work, not letting up on the bulge slowly rising in your penis
>It felt like you were going to cum...bt instead of cum, it would be a stone and perhaps some blood
>It was also most likely going to be one of the most painful orgasms of your life
>The bulge in your dick has gotten halfway through, but it does not lessen the minor agony
>Maud speaks for the first time since she began the operation on you
>She is out of breath and panting as your deadly dong slips out of her mouth with a *SLURP*, whether it be from her lust or being out of breath or both is unclear, but it nonetheless makes your dong become a higher state of aroused than diamonds
>"Oh anon, you're so close. You need to breath, in and out, in and out. breathe for me."
>Fuck it, you are already in this deep with this somewhat real roleplay session of mauds, might as well make it end with a splash
"Keep going Maud! Help me deliver!"
>You sit up and while she is distracted, slowly lift up the skirt of her dress, ever so slowly

>>30241916
>You've always wanted to do this
>You never really realized this dream as something possible or even as something to think about
>But it is realized
>You yank up the dress of her skirt just enough to reveal what you needed to see, that glorious horse pussy that even the most humanfag EQG anon in the closet about his desire for hooves would want to bang into the next dimension
>Sopping, fucking wet
>The digits of your fingers instantly gain their own independent thought as two of them dive into maud's marehood
>Maud doesn't seem to notice, or rather, she does not seem to mind
>The only indicator is her monotone groans
>"Mmmf."
>Two fingers eventually become three, and you settle for that as maud's groans become more frequent
>Her efforts double as well, with your own pleasure skyrocketing amid the pain you had been experiencing
>You were almost there. Soon you would be rid of baby Jesus kidney stone, and evict him from your penis and into maud's waiting mouth. Maybe you'll add in some extra mushroom sauce, just for that downy girl
>The insane mix of pleasure and pain takes it's toll now, making you scream
>The time has come

You faggots better keep this shit bumped

>>30242044
>>30241916
>You faggots better keep this shit bumped
Yes my lord.

>>30242044
>baby jesus kidney stone is close to exiting
>along for the ride with the pain is your throbbing balls, the seed in them ready to blow
>Maud has already set up a dinner plate under the both of you
>She is ready to sate her hunger at a moments notice
>For now, her appetizer is your long schlong, and she is putting up as much of a fight for her dinner as a starving dindu in africa
>Woo! Go Maud!
>Meanwhile, you eagerly return the favor as you fingerbang her puffy horse pussy harder and harder with each sclick
>the combined scent of your shared musks have certainly aired up the room
>You can hardly tell if Maud is soon to orgasm, but unfortunately, your time is up
>Lil Jesus stone is about to pop out, and right behind him are all your brave little anons swimming up to run him out of town!
>You arch your back as pins and needles explode out of the tip of your shaft, and boy golly gee, feels like you are cumming the sun
"UUUAAAAAAGH! MAUD! KIDNEY STONE BABY JESUS IS COMING FOR YOU! DINNER IS SERVEDDDDD!"
>*Clink*
>it looks like a piece of rock fucking candy just came out of you and landed on your plate
>Maud does not hesitate, and almost face plants as she moves quickly to grab her meal from her plate with her mouth
"Wait!"
>She stops at that, looking at you with her hot, warm mouth in an O, with rock baby jesus very visibly on her tongue
>You are driven over the edge in that moment
>the loose walls of your urethra constrict and spasm as your sore orgasm overtakes you
>your eyes practically roll into the back of your head
>somewhere along those lines, you were going to say to maud "and some special mushroom sauce to top it off, courtesy of the chef", but that failed in your autistic orgasmic bliss
"UUUHHHRRRRRRRR MAASHROOM SOOOOZZZZZ!!!"
>white overtakes your vision for a minute or two
>fuck yeah, feels good and bad man
>yep, that was gonna leave some scars

>>30243670
>coming down from your high, you couldn't help but reflect for a second
>this whole scenario reminded you of an autist on ponychan who asked for help in a post
>the dumbfuck had broken off a glass rod inside his dick and had basically damaged his insides with microscopic glass shards
>you still remember that poor bastard, and you pray he didn't have to fully cut off his potato dick
>now, back to maud...
>wait, what? She is still sitting there, waiting
>"Anon, where the fuck is that mushroom sauce you promised me?"
>She is right. Where IS your cum?
>you look down your urethra and see the problem
>you are loose all hell, like a pornstar that had a double-8 asshole after receiving double anal
>your cum is still deep inside, fuck gravity
>...or maybe gravity could help you out
>tackling maud to the ground, you commence with what could be considered borderline rape and deepthroat her, letting all your seed drip down into her maw
>"Anommmm...mmmmm*gurgle*mmmf."
>You did it, you fed maud! Good show, chap!
"Bon appetit!'
*Crunch* *Slosh* *Crunch*
>"Thanks anon."

Fin

>>30243747
Don't have time to read right now so bump so I can respond once I get back.

>>30236390
>>30236469
>>30236577
>>30238970
>>30239045
>>30240331
>>30241117
>>30241916
>>30242044
>>30243670
>>30243747
That was a hell of a ride

>>30242044
Oh I assumed this was a eqg story.
Oh well I am happy either way.

Once I got to maud's lines, I started reading both character's lines in dwk's voice

>>30243747
>>30243670
wew