princess celestia thread

>>30230418
Hey, I like the new pic, it's adorable! Nice to change it up a bit.

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>"Liquid!!!"
>'Djonn!!!'

She is possibly not cutest poni but is definitely prettiest poni.

There is a difference between "cute" and "beautiful."

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>>30230418
yes and yes

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>1st /sun/ of the month

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9IiJSfcKRs

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Get up you lazy fags

>>30232593
Do you suppose she'd be P.C. all the time? Because that can get a little cloying, and isn't a very attractive trait.

>New OP
Mixed feelings, I like it but I'm also afraid it will trigger some autists.
Also there's a little something for you guys comming soon(TM). It's 3000 words long, green, and makes me question my life choices.

I dig the OP image, it's cute.

>>30230418
The longer summer hours must really get to her. Imagjne an 18-hour workday.

>>30233570
>The longer summer hours must really get to her. Imagjne an 18-hour workday.

True. And winters must be difficult for Luna. I assume the Sisters help one another.

Of course, it's also possible that their world has no axial tilt and summer and winter are aesthetic choices rather than circumstances they must endure. Maybe the Princesses only pretend to raise the sun and moon. Or maybe the planet has no primary and drifts through space warmed and illuminated by a magical light in the sky. Maybe Equestria itself exists in a pocket universe only a few light-seconds across and their world is actually flat, at the bottom center of a dome with little lights Luna moves about inside it like flakes in a snowglobe. We don't know enough about the matter.

>>30233645
I like believing that they don't move the sun or moon, but rather just use their energy (well at least in the sun's case) to rotate the planet, and the only reason they have to do it now is because they wanted to force extra growing seasons by manipulating it long ago, screwing up the planets natural rotation. Now it'd normally fix itself over the course of a few thousand years, but they don't have that kind of time so now they're stuck doing it manually forever because they're dumb

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>Sunday's half over
>9 posters
Holy shit, guys.

I guess there's a small part of me that's grateful my waifu doesn't get a whole lot of attention, but it's still pretty sad.

>>30233645
>>30233678
They say they raise the sun and moon, and I have no reason not to believe them. Celestia even said that raising the moon was a lot easier than the sun, which makes sense for its smaller mass.

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>>30230418

Here you go.

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>>30234491

For those moments not approved by Sunbutt

I wish I could post more, but my old external hard drive is missing, so...

>>30233496
Hey, hope it's good!

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>>30234528
She's beautiful when she's angry.

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>>30233496
Looking forward to it, lad.

What's the synopsis?

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>>30230655
/Sun/... /sun/ has changed. It's no longer about fun, greens, or discussion. It's an endless image dump, fought by autists and shitposters.

/Sun/ -- and its consumption of life -- has become a well oiled machine.

/Sun/ has changed.

>>30234642
It's a story born long ago in one of the yandere threads. I've came back to it recently.
Don't worry, I'm doing my best to avoid turning Celestia into a slut chasing anon and asking him for sum fuk on every step.

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>>30235250
>yandere

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>>30235250
>yandere threads
>Don't worry
I do appreciate that you're trying to avoid the gutterslut crap. It's just funny seeing "yandare" and "don't worry guys" right next to each other. Oh well, hope it all pans out.

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How can a cartoon horse send my heart soaring so?

>>30236348
She is a tall, slender, graceful, beautiful woman, intelligent, serene, wise, an ideal mate in every way--only more so:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supernormal_stimulus

She has the body of a slender racehorse, beautiful, feminine, intelligent eyes, the short cute muzzle of a deer or gazelle, the wings and long graceful neck of a swan. Everything about her appears to have been designed to make heterosexual males (and not a few women who lean towards attraction to females) look at her, watch her a bit onscreen, and say HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

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>"I gotta call Aku and tell him that Anonymous babe has lost his mojo!"

>>30234457
>They say they raise the sun and moon, and I have no reason not to believe them.
Coward. Question everything. Except their butts. Those are the only truth

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>>30237015
>not having faith in your goddess

Come on now.

>>30237095
I have faith that she has an excellent ass. That's it.

>>30237149
Don't you have faith that she's waifu material? That she would the best companion you could ask for?

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>>30237149
That's all you have faith in?

That's really fucking sad, like, all you see when you look at her is an "excellent ass."

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It says a lot about Celestia that her incredible ass isn't even close to her best feature.

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>>30237170
Faithful waifu, yes. But also a great ass.

>>30237175
she doesn't leave room for much else. Except pancakes

>>30237196
it says you're a liar

>>30237209
Not the other guy, but I rather like the personality she displays when we see her. I like her as a character. I could still love her if she had tentacles.

>>30237244
>I could still love her if she had tentacles.
You SHOULD love her BECAUSE she has tentacles. She just improved

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>>30237209
-Unicorns bow to Celestia
-In contact with dragons
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control Equestria with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendant of the ancient alicorn blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities in Everfree (Celestagrad will be the first city)
-Own 99% of friendship editing research facilities on Equestria
-First designer fillies will in all likelihood be Princess fillies
-Said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Equestria has only existed deep in Yak monasteries & Tartarus
-Ancient Buffalo scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Equestria and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-She owns Friendship R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Celestabots inside you right now
-She learned fluent Fancy in under a week
-Cadence and Shining Armor entrust their gold reserves with Celestia. There’s no gold in the Crystal Empire, only Canterlot
-Celestia is about 300 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base pony currently accepted by their society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

Even without her ass, she's the perfect waifu. Accept it.

>>30237293
She got raped by a bunch of bugs and then some vines. And then bugs again.I don't think less of her for it but at some point an ass is an ass

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>>30237260

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>>30237345
You're right, at some point an ass IS an ass.

>>30237293
She sounds like a combination of the Most Famous Mare in the World and what the propagandists claim about Kim Jong-Un.

From last attempted /sun/ thread:

Do you love her enough to follow her wherever she would go, /sun/?

>you've served her faithfully as a chamberlain for decades, ever since you first found yourself in her lands and she took you in
>been thinking about retiring soon
>suddenly Celestia announces her own retirement
>says Twilight Sparkle is ready to take over her duties
>she comes to you
>tells you she's always known how you've felt about her
>asks you to come with her
>not to adventure, not to rule by her side
>but to an island in the middle of a lake so enormous that it is almost an inland freshwater sea
>the island is a few miles across, covered far enough from the next nearest land that it's over the horizon
>covered in pine forest with a little cabin and cleared land, and a boat landing she had set up
>she says she wants the simple life, with someone she trusts, someone she knows loves her
>someone she loves also, but could never say so before now
>would you go with her?
>not to a castle
>but to a little farm on an island, with a tiny orchard of fruit trees
>fertile fields to grow carrots and corn and potatoes
>she's the pony, she'll pull the plow
>you're the human, you have hands, you'll walk behind and steer it
>solitude, silent isolation, no more crowds, no more shouting nobles, just the song of birds and the whistle of the wind
>maybe get a few chickens
>row a boat to town twice a year to barter potatoes for flour and sugar and salt
>and live with someone you've loved since you first set eyes on her
>would you?

>>30237410
I'd go where ever she went, though I'm not keen on wanting to live like a feudal serf.

>>30237410
Fuck that I need the internet

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>>30237410
>Would you live out the rest of your days in an agrarian paradise with your gorgeous, perfect waifu who loves you as you love her?

Fuck Anon I don't know. What a quandary.

>>30237540
Get out.

>>30237587
Fuck off

>>30237410
I like it.
I'd go.

>>30235258
>>30235418
I understand the concern anons. I'll try not to dissapoint

>>30237940
I'm sure you'll do great

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Really dead around here, huh?

Looking forward to your work, writefag.

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>>30238283
Good night, sleepy sun princess.

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>>30230418
No one likes Celestia anyway.

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>>30238463
>Tfw part of the top 2%

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>>30230418
>Summer is almost here meaning longer sun hours.
Not in Equestria.
Since they raise/set the sun manually, the duration of the day is unlikely to change.
Why confuse ponies (like a politician forcing DST) when you can be consistent and predictable?

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>>30238463
Haha, fuck you, nigger.

>>30238680
same

sunhorse is the bes

>>30238463
It's not that people dislike Celestia, people just like Luna more.
I for one like them both pretty equally, maybe towards Celestia because of her eyes and booty.

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Let's all celebrate the Monday!
Because the Sun shines even on a monday.

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>>30240062
Every day the sun shines is a good day by me.

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I'm going to dump muh green now. Lets start off slow and comfy, shall we?

>Day mountain climbing in Equestria.
>You’re spitting your lungs out. Better keep going though.
>It’s hard when you’ve got to keep up with an immortal ruler of entire pony kind.
>She imposes a quite high tempo.
>Celestia’s smug mockery reaches you from above.
>”Are you tired Anonymous? Where’s that human endurance I have heard so much about?”
“Don’t worry princess. I’m just admiring the views from behind. That’s all,” you respond, stopping every few words to catch your breath.
>Your royal companion briefly freezes in place and giggles to herself.
>Your head ends up meeting with Celestia’s tail, and her hair covers your face.
>Why did she stop?
“Is something wrong, princess?” you ask, sweeping her tail out of your face and still breathing heavily.
> As she goes back to climbing, the colourful curtain formed around your head lifts.
>What was that about?
>Few seconds of deep and careful analysis involving complicated mathematical formulas later you come to conclusion that given your position she might have a different idea of the “view” you admired.
>You stop for a moment to mentally slap yourself in the face.
“That’s not what I—“
>”I know, I know. Come on now, we need to pick up the pace,” she interrupted you.
“Can we stop for 5 minutes? I can’t keep up with you, your highness.”
>”This is fourth time you ask for a break in the last hour, Anonymous.”
”That wouldn’t be the case if I too had some of that Earth pony magic.”
>Thankfully she picks up on your suggestion and a yellow aura creeps around your body as you are lifted into the air.
>High into the air, with nothing to hold onto.
>Holy shit.
>You must be at least few hundreds of meters above the ground right now.

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>>30240117
>Even if Celestia is probably the least likely pony to drop you, the sheer distance between you and the bottom scares you shitless.
>The princess gently presses you against her back, giving you enough time to get a good hold of her before her magic aura fades away.
>”Now we can keep going without you asking for a break every 15 minutes. Just make sure to hold tight.”
>You latch yourself onto Celestia, piggybacking for the rest of the way.
>”Easy now, you know I wouldn’t let you fall,” Celestia comments with a hint of pity in her voice.
“I’m not letting myself fall either,” you answer, tightening your grip on the alicorn’s body.
>”You could’ve told me you’re afraid of heights, Anonymous. No shame in that. Everyone has their own fears.”
“Y-yeah you can tell me more about this valuable life lesson once we’re done with climbing, princess.”
>”As you wish, my dear student,” she replied jokingly, and continued to climb.
>Under her soft fur you can feel her muscles constricting and relaxing rhythmically as she climbs higher and higher.
>Looking up you notice that you’re closing in on your destination, Celestia can almost reach it from here.
“The shelf’s right there Princess. I’m wondering, if you can levitate me so effortlessly why not just put me on top of that? I wouldn’t run away, you know.”
>”I need to stretch those old legs from time to time. Spending so many hours sitting in the throne room everyday makes me quite restless. There are very few ways of releasing all that energy, and for that there’s nothing better than a strong finish.”
Now that you think of it, it makes sense for a princess of the sun to be an energetic pony.
>She rarely showed any signs of it though.
>One thousand years of politics probably make you good at pretending.
>Your companion stops for a moment and looks up to the edge of the rocky shelf above you.

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>>30240126
>Celestia’s body tenses up and she slightly leans back, positioning herself.
>”Hold tight now. I’m going to leap to the top.”
“Bu—“
>Before you can protest, your body is flung into the air. You’re trying your best to hold onto Celestia, but a combination of her coat soaked with sweat and your tired arms is too much.
>While falling and screaming for your life, you catch a glimpse of Celestia gracefully landing on the ground below you. Her horn lights up and a yellow aura creep up on your body once again.
>Before you hit the floor, her magic slows you down enough to turn otherwise a painful landing into a harmless plop on the ground, right in front of the white alicorn.
>You exhale loudly and attempt to stare her down, which she answers with a slight huff.
>”Come on now, I already said I wouldn’t let you fall down.”
>You roll your eyes and get up from the ground, taking a moment to look around.
>You’re both standing on top of a large rocky shelf, which appears to be the last levelled ground on the way to the top.
>The entire side of the mountain is basking in orange light of sunset. Everything around you is casting long, dark shadows.
>The climbing must’ve taken longer than you thought.
>There are some green bushes growing out of the cracks. They have thick, waxy leaves. Other than that, it’s pretty empty up here.
>”Hey Anon, could you please look around for some sticks? I know there’s probably not much, but I thought we could get a little campfire going, what do you say?”
“Sounds fun! I’ll see what I can find.”
>You turn around, and start looking for anything that could burn easily. In a matter of seconds, a familiar sparkling noise reaches your ears, followed by a bright flash of light.
>Celestia is nowhere to be seen.
>Figuring it’s just usual magic business, you pay no more attention to it and continue picking up dried branches from the ground, while whistling happily.

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>>30240129
>It took you half an hour, but you probably finally have enough wood.
>You’ve also ran out of songs to whistle.
>Apparently there’s not much wood scattered around high in the mountains, who would’ve guessed.
>What’s more surprising is that Celestia’s still not back from wherever she went.
>Figuring there’s nothing better to do, you form a circle from rocks lying around and dump the wood you’ve gathered earlier inside.
>Looking around, you still don’t see any white alicorns nearby.
>What you do see however, is that it’s gotten pretty dark by now, and without sun to warm up the air, it became pretty cool.
>You’re so high up you can’t make out any details on the ground. It all blends together into a black blanket, covering everything below you. Only the outlines of mountains on the horizon are illuminated by the moonlight.
>Well, might as well get the fire going now.
>If Celestia is going to be late it’s her fault.
>Images of those survival shows back on Earth spring to mind as you awkwardly rub two sticks together.
>Nothing comes out of it though. Not even a single spark, or a streak of grey smoke. Your arms refuse to keep going after 20 minutes.
>Just as you’re about to throw the sticks away in frustration, a bright light flashes in front of you.
>The horse princess is back.
>She’s holding a pack of marshmallows in her mouth, along with some sharpened sticks.
“Where have you been for the last hour or so?” you ask, frowning in anger.
“I’ve been waiting here, trying to get this damn fire going because it’s gotten pretty cold.”

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>>30240137
>Celestia walks over to you and passes the bag and the sticks into your hands.
>”Sorry it took so long, I grabbed us some sweets and then had to arrange something with Luna. Don’t worry. The wait was worthwhile, I promise.”
“These marshmallows better be of royal quality,” you say in a somewhat annoyed tone as you impale them on the sticks.
>”Not quite what I had in mind, but I’m sure you’ll like them,” she responds, as her horn lights up and the wood in the campfire is set ablaze.
>Both of you pick your places on the opposite sides of the bonfire and sit down, with the sticks pointing high as not to turn the marshmallows black.
>The air is filled with chirping of various bugs, which took interest in your little campfire.
>Especially the moths.
>Your royal companion seems to be enjoying the atmosphere. She’s unfocused, taking in the moment.
“You don’t get to do this very often, do you, princess?”
>”Please, drop the formalities, Anonymous. We’re the only ones up here. No need to address me by my title.”
“Ok then. It’s just that everyone does that, even Twilight keeps calling you a princess.”
>”That’s just Twilight being herself, always playing by the rules,” she explains with a warm smile on her face.
>Her horn lights up once more and you feel your stick rising up from the fire.
>On its end, a marshmallow. It’s nicely browned.
>Without saying a word, you carefully pull it off the spiked end and blow on it to cool it off. Celestia does the same with hers.
>You quickly get to the best part.

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>>30240143
>Holy, this stuff’s great.
>You’ve never tasted grilled marshmallows before. On the few occasions when you went camping and had a bonfire, you grilled sausages instead.
>Young you would go crazy if he got any of these goodies.
>But present you would kill for a nice, juicy sausage instead.
>Or any meat, actually.
>Since you arrived into this land of talking horses, there were few occasions to taste any meat.
>Trying to forget about it, you impale a handful of marshmallows on the stick and get back to grilling.
>”Someone’s hungry?”
“Marshmallows are all nice and stuff, but the smell of bonfire reminds me of my camping trips back on Earth. We used to cook different kind of food though.”
>”Like what? I’m all ears if you want to talk about your people Anon,” Celestia responds as she leans in your direction and her ears shoot up, ready to listen to your tale.
“Sausages. You probably don’t have that stuff here, but maybe griffons do.”
>”I’m sorry but I’m not familiar with neither human nor griffon cuisine. What’s a sausage?”
>Unsure if you should continue, you stay silent for a short while.
>Talking about meat isn’t probably the best idea right now.
>Only when Celestia tilts her head in a confused manner you speak up again.
“It’s a sack of grounded meat, basically.”
>You watch closely, expecting Celestia to be grossed out like any pony, but she just continues to look in your direction with her signature, unfazed smile.
>”Oh, I understand now,” she breaks the silence with a giggle. “You thought it’s going to weird me out, didn’t you?”
“Well I—“
>”That’s adorable,” she continues as she munches on more marshmallows. “I appreciate the care, but you’re forgetting I lived for quite a while, and I can tell you Anonymous, I saw a lot in that time. Carnivores don’t faze me.”

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>>30240156
>Shit, now you feel kind of stupid.
>”Come on, I already knew your kind eats meat. Griffons do it too, and I don’t mind. I like you just the way you are. There’s no need to be shy just because you’re different.”
>Now you just feel like a child lectured by its mother.
>It’s not an entirely unwanted feeling though.
>Celestia is a great mentor and whenever you like it or not, she’s almost always right.
>You appreciate the fact that someone as busy as her decided to take you under her wings and help you in your sudden transition.
>”But enough lessons for now, I want to hear more about you and your people. Perhaps you could tell me about your family? You rarely speak of them. I find it odd to be honest.”
“There’s not much to talk about.”
>”I see… Maybe you can tell me about your friends back on Earth then?”
“What do you want to know about them? We were just an ordinary group, not what I would call tight knit, but we had each other’s backs.”
>“How did you all met?” Celestia asked.
“Most of my friendships come from my time at school. We were in the same classes and just kind of stuck together from then on.”
>”And how would you spend your time together?”
“We did all kind of stuff. Aimlessly wandering around our neighbourhood, going on camping trips just like this one. Most often though, we would spend all night playing games on the internet together.”
>”I’m sorry, what’s an internet?” Celestia asks to get some clarification.
“It’s err, a worldwide web, connecting many computer devices. Imagine if you could read any book there is, on demand, or if you could fit all the books in the world inside one of them. Well, kind of.”
>You’re not sure if you did a good job at explaining.
>Celestia brings her hoof to her muzzle and looks up for a moment, recollecting her memories.

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>>30240156
>”Sounds like a spell Twilight came up with once. Oh yes, I remember that day. She mixed up contents of every book in the royal library. Apparently, she didn’t want to waste any time reaching for them.”
>”But princess! This is so much more efficient!” She quotes while putting on the best Twilight impression she can do.
“Sounds like Twilight alright.” You answer, sharing a laugh with your companion.
>Silence falls between you and Celestia for a while.
“I can’t say I miss Earth, but I miss them. I wonder what they’re up to.”
>”I’m sure they miss you too. May I ask, is there anyone else you miss, Anonymous?”
“Like who? I already told you about my friends.”
>She stays silent, waiting for you to continue.
“What? I don’t miss my family, if that’s what you want to know.”
>”That’s not what I was thinking about Anon.”
“Then what are you thinking about?”
>”I guess I was just trying to find out if you had, or have a special somepo— erm, a special somebody?”
>Her question catches you off guard.
>Back on Earth most people wouldn’t bother asking you about relationships.
>Guess you’ve got a clean account here.
>”Excuse me if I’m wrong, but you seem of age and I’m just curious,” she quickly adds.
“No, a lot of time passed since the last time I had a girlfriend, assuming that one time at high school even counts,” you answer, chuckling at your own joke, which Celestia answers with a smile.
>As both of you sit quietly by the fire, you notice that the chirping of crickets died down and if not for cracking of burning wood, this place would fall completely silent.

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>>30240177
>You yawn loudly.
>”Aw, are you tired already? I hoped we could stay up a little longer and you know… talk?” She said, as smile disappeared from her face.
“Don’t worry, we can still talk whatever you want to talk about, just let me find some nice spot to lay down on.”
>You look around yourself, sweeping away pebbles and dust, at which Celestia giggles again.
“I know, I know. You don’t happen to carry a sleeping bag or a mattress with you, do you?”
>”No, but I’ve been told my coat and feathers are very soft.”
>She stretches out her wings wide, presenting them to you.
>Assuming it’s just a joke, you let out a short laugh.
>However, Celestia doesn’t fold back her wings.
>Instead, she’s looking at you, waiting until you come over.
“You’re being serious?”
>”As I said before Anonymous, there’s no need to be shy. We’re the only ones here. You can of course sleep on the cold stone if you wish so.”
>Celestia’s coat does sound like a preferable option of the two.
>And besides, it’s just Celestia. She’s always doing her best for everyone. She wouldn’t let you sleep on a cold rock.
>Slowly, you get up from your spot and walk over to Celestia, who’s still waiting for you with open wings.
>There’s a wide, warm smile on her face.
>As you approach her, she lies down on her belly and holds up one of her wings, inviting you to join her.
>You sit down and lie across. Her wing rests stretched out over your body, acting as a coverlet.
>She didn’t lie. Her coat is REALLY soft, as are her feathers.

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>>30240191
Woops, fucked up a greentext there. My bad.
>>30240182
>She’s also incredibly warm, like a walking radiator.
>”So, how is it? Warm enough?”
“Yeah, you make a cosy bed, did you knew that?”
>”I’m glad you like it, the pleasure’s mine.”
>Resting your head on the white alicorn’s body, you look up at the night sky.
>It’s filled with bright stars forming countless formations, some of which are suspiciously similar to those you could see from Earth.
>A familiar, bright white crescent outshines anything on the night sky.
>”If you look closely enough, you might spot a few shooting stars.”
>Looking away from the moon, with a corner of your eye you spot some faint flickering.
>After a few seconds, another one.
>And one more.
>Each in different colour.
>Blue, red, green, yellow or plain white streaks decorate the sky above you.
>The rain of shooting stars intensifies brightening the dark skies.
>Never would you suspect that night could be so colourful, turns out it’s not just shades of white and black.
>Still, during your time in Equestria you’ve never witnessed anything like this. It must be a rare occurrence.
>Suddenly, you recall Celestia mentioning Luna earlier.
“Is that what took you so long to arrange with Luna?”
>“Oh, so you actually listened, I thought you were too busy sulking,” she said with a smirk on her face.
“Wow. Thanks, I appreciate the effort,” you reply, reaching out your hand over Celestia’s back head.
>”The pleasu—“
>Her whole body tenses up in shock and her ears twitch as you try to scratch Celestia behind her ears.
>Didn’t she like it?

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>>30240202
>Oh fuck, better get your hand out of there.
>Shit, you’ve probably allowed yourself for too much there.
>The white alicorn eases up after a while and finally breaks the awkward silence.
>”Anonymous!”
“Ok, listen. I’m sorry princess it was a stupid idea.”
>Hopefully she won’t make you sleep on a rock now.
>Or drop you off the cliff.
>Or both.
>She exhales loudly before continuing.
>”You should’ve warned me…”
>What now?
>”I’m sorry I reacted like that, I know I scared you. I’m just not used to this, usually I’m the one comforting ponies.”
>”Aaand no one ever dared to touch me back there. Now please, continue,” she said with a smile on her face.
>As your hand finds its way to her ears, Celestia speaks up one last time.
>”Just don’t ever think of doing it with others around. Understand?”
“As clear as day,” you answer, closing your eyes and slowly falling asleep, with your fingers still massaging her ears.
>A low rumble coming from your belly breaks the silence.
>Soon after Celestia answers it with a belly rumbling of her own.
>”I knew I should bring more than a pack of marshmallows,” she comments in a sleepy voice.
>Both of you share a laugh one last time before drifting away to the realm of dreams.

There. Hope you enjoyed, I actually had some fun myself writing it.
I know it's not yandere, but that stuff comes later. Maybe. Depends. It was supposed to be just a beginning but I decided that I'm happy with how it turned out and might as well dump it now instead of hoarding it away.

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>>30240219
Well

It's a thing so far

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>>30240126
>"Spending so many hours sitting in the throne room everyday makes me quite restless. There are very few ways of releasing all that energy, and for that there’s nothing better than a strong finish."

If you know what she means, and we think we do.

>>30240525
And it's very cute. Thanks.

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>>30240219
Thanks for the comfy horsewords.

>>30240563
Oh! I can see her smile, and read her mind.

>>30240219
It was boring and pretty much pointless waste of time, sorry.

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>>30241980
Alls I'm wondering is why they were climbing a mountain with no gear to begin with

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>having long since grown bored with immortality, the princess has taken up more eccentric, rustic, hobbies

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>8

>>30242014
Magical godhorse needs no tools to walk straight up the side of a mountain, with or without her pet human in tow.

>>30241980
>Boring
Your opinion, all cool.
>Waste of time
Now you're just plain wrong.

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>8
>again
You'll niggers don't even praiseit

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>it was a cold day
>you and Sunbutt have been on a diplomatic visit to the Griffin Kingdoms
>you're at one of the Griffin King's "hunting cabins"
>it is, of course, a good-sized castle
>way, way up in the Ironfang Mountains
>in the middle of the coldest December in living memory
>your immortal sun goddess bride calls to you from beneath a mountain of quilts and blankets
>her voice is muffled
>"Come join me, Anon. It's actually warm in here."
"You don't have to call me twice."
>and you tighten the belt around your camouflage pajamas (a gift from the King)
>and tiptoe rapidly across the cold, cold stone floor in the matching set of slippers that came with it
>carefully roll up one edge of the neat stack of covers and scoot inside
>ah, it IS warm
>finally
>you've both been freezing your asses off all day in a drafty stone castle, listening to King Gordon tell hunting stories
>you feel her hooves on your shoulders
>and she kisses the back of your neck
"My beautiful Sunbutt, without you there'd be no warmth in my life."
>she chuckles
>and you turn to face her in the darkness, under the quilts
>and gently rub her pregnant belly
>she sighs happily
>life is good

>>30244426
What are the royal cravings like

>>30244454
I like to imagine that a nonhuman, centuries-old living goddess would have some truly bizarre cravings during pregnancy. She'd be eating bars of soap. She might even eat meat.

>running to all-night Griffonese takeout place at 2am
>Sunbutt wants fried chicken, and she wants it now
>"And hot pepper relish," she says, as you pull on your pants. "And bring back a gallon of Rocky Road ice cream."
>She pauses. "And I love you."

This is probably unrealistic for equines. From what I have read, horses are prone to eating weird stuff--I just read a story from a vet who had to do emergency abdominal surgery on a mare that had an intestinal blockage, which turned out to be over seventy pounds of wet sand. Turned out she liked the muddy end of the paddock and was a messy eater who got a lot of dirt and rocks and mud with every mouthful of grass, and eventually enough built up that she nearly died from it. Some horses gnaw on the wooden planks of the walls of their stalls.

...but this is just silly greentext about a fictional character, written for a laugh.

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>>30230655
You bitch. Also nice dubs.

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>Twenty years.
>Twenty years and you never really get used to the mare that is Princess Celestia. Though you see her every day, though you've known her for what feels like countless lifetimes, it's still hard to accurately pinpoint just who exactly she is.
>Is she an angel? Some otherworldly being sent by God to grace your previously dull and crumbling life? A divine agent coming to rid your world of all hardship and trial?
>Or maybe the answer is as simple as her just being the girl next door who you stumbled upon on the final day of summer.
>Regardless of who she was, is, and may be in your future together, she'll always be the one who's named Celestia. And that'd be enough. For who else could this mare possibly be?
>The fact will always remain that she appeared in such a pivotal moment in your life. When the world was as dull as new age dystopia matte painting. The world had fallen into a bleak winter, never to reemerge from the oppressive and aggressive ice that had marched over the world.
>In childhood, the world was so bright, so full of possibilities. You had ambitions, goals, and dreams. Your childlike naïveté was ready to break open the world's shell and unlock what it meant to be human. That is of course until you fell down the slippery slope that is adulthood. That terrible tumble all humans inevitably take.
>The once bright world around you had began to decay at an alarming rapid rate, as well as your own body and mind. Your very soul began to snuff out in the quiet dark, buffeted by the impossible blizzard that was the world.
>Then she appeared. That star that chariots the sun across the morning sky. A ray of light shot from high heaven to banish the cold and once again restore color to your world. Whiter than white. Holier than the very ground you walked on.
>She was big and larger than life. Time stood still to gaze in awe at her. As she descended into your starved, near hollowed life, you could feel the solar winds kiss your pale cheeks.

>>30246211

>And as she spoke, a verbal kiss that filled your lungs with the most honeyed air, you began reawaken.
>From that moment, all was clear. Responsibility and obligation became tiny afterthoughts, mere inconsistencies to the new vita you were apart of. Life had been given new meaning. And how sweet it was.
>Sometimes it's hard to recognize yourself when you look in the mirror. It's the same face, but each time you see it there's a nuance that suggests serenity. An unreal serenity that long ago you were never capable of. It's only possible because of her.
>When you look at her it's the same. The same beauty you've been seeing all these years. But under the surface there is a suggestion of a deeper happiness. Especially when she looks at you. Her eyes soften, her lips move ever so slightly into an appreciative smile that kisses you from afar. She will always bow her head in an unpracticed sub-conscious nod for your existence.
>Each time you lock eyes you can tell that the both of you are simultaneously recapping the last twenty years. It lasts for only a second or two, but you always sync up at the last moment and turn away from each other in a satisfied grin.
>These moments are ever precious to you both. They're never mentioned however. Most of your time with her is spent in silence, merely appreciating each other's existence. You've long bypassed the need to communicate with words. When two hearts are as one there is no room for the language of man. Language is but a vehicle to carry lies, miscommunication, and misunderstandings. When one speaks with the heart, if the other truly knows and love you, your desires will be communicated on an entirely different level.
>These silent conversations you have with her are eternity itself. Each meeting with her is a repeat of heaven. Nothing is so grand and vast than the serene afternoons you spend with her. The same is with her.

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>>30246212

>"There is no place on Earth I'd rather be than by your side. For you are what I will always return to in the end. Kingdoms mays rise and fall. Stars will be born and fade. The very cosmos will one day wither and die, as all things do. But my love for you will always be."
>She said this once. She's actually said this many times but it always feels like the first. You'd like to believe it, but really there's no real need for your love to last that long. What's important is that is began in the first place. What's most vital to you is that you had the one in a million chance to meet her. There's no need to immortalize what you feel. What value would others find in the love shared between others they've never even met or heard of?
>What's important is to value it for what it is. All things in life are temporary, once some things are gone sometimes we never get them back. So you mush cherish these things. Keep them dear to you and never let them go.
>There will come times when the colors of life are drowned out by heavy rains and all brightness is chased away by the hounding dark. In those times it's okay to grieve. Maybe even fall into depression. But just because things move away from you doesn't mean you never had them. Take comfort in the experience you had with them.
>And maybe, just maybe another ray of sunlight will peek through the ominous clouds and she'll come. Come to chase away the dark with her light.
>Everyone perceives her differently. She takes many forms, many abstract. But it's still her. Sometimes she's physical, sometimes she comes to you in as providence or a positive happening. But it's all linked back to her.
>As long as one remembers that there is actually hope in that dark world, her light will always find away to save you lift you back on your feet.
>So stay positive and patient, and Celestia will come to you.

>>30246218
Good one

>>30246218
Thank you.

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>>30246211
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>>30246218
As I live and breathe

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>>30246218
I was not prepared

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>>30246218
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10/10

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>>30246218
My dude.

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>>30244237
Have a shitty edit. Couldn't find a better Costanza background.

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>>30246211
>>30246212
>>30246218
Now that's a good green, I'm jelly.

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>>30248369
Can I have the original for the bottom left pic?

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>>30248755

>>30248369
wat

>>30240219
Pretty relaxing, I liked it. I'd certainly look forward to reading more from there.
>>30246218
This was neat, is it based on something personal or just a thing you wrote up our favorite Princess?

I'm glad to see some green in these threads again.
Is the MoonAnon from awhile back still around?

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boop

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>>30250486

>>30249674
Wasnt really inspired by anything really and honestly just was one long babble. But I was listening to I'm Not in Love and groving hard af

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>>30251366
So don't forget it

Ooohh
You'll wait a long time for me

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>>30246218
Nice feelsy oneshot djonn.
Kinda reminded me of this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbCIg3UbjNg

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>>30251921

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>>30252708
nigga u gay

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>>30252708
DYEPTS

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>Fall asleep thinking about sunhorse
>Wake up thinking about sunhorse
Get her out of my head before it's too late

>>30254813
I want her in my head, if only because I can never have her in my bed.

>>30237616
Fuck you faggot.

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>>30237616
>>30255362
Who says we aren't civil here?

>>30254813
I find that picture most arousing.

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Fuck you, 9

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What an accurate representation of /sun/!

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praise sun

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Oh no, it's on page 9

Again

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I want to kiss her!

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Last rescuing bump

If I'm the only one who gives half a fuck, so be it

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>>30261249
>kiss the sun

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>>30261249
She is the most fuckable pony of them all.

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You get to slowly know Celestia, becoming very close friends. You entertain her with stories about Earth, and she'll tell you about her world. When she had a rough day you will be there to cheer her up, and whenever you are down you feel her soothing presence as she hugs you.
Eventually there will be a bit of a strange atmosphere when you two are together, like there is something unspoken between you. Something you both want to say but are to afraid to mention.
One day you'll work up the courage to tell her about your feelings, and praying to all the gods that might be listening that she feels the same way. She does.
Your first date is innocent enough. You take a long walk in the castle gardens and end with a simple picnic. You both feel like it doesn't have to be complicated or fancy. She is an ageless ruler of a vast empire and you are a lost cynical 20-something man, but you both feel like shy children having your first schoolyard romance. You go on more dates, your relationship gradually deepening. You dine in your favorite cozy resturant, and attend plays, or just go for a walk in Canterlot, talking and laughing.
After a few weeks you bring her to the balcony overlooking Canterlot. The sun is just setting, and the nightsky is even more spectacular than usual (you bribed Luna with candy to make it extra special).
You give her a rose you picked earlier in the garden, and she puts it in her mane. Heart beating like a hammer, you tell her that you love her. She smiles, and with tears in her eyes she says that she loves you too. In the dying lights of the sun she is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen.
You share your first kiss of many under the full moon.

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>>30264964
That sounds wonderful, Anon.

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Page 9 is not allowed here

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>>30264964
>she would ever want to spend time with ugly fat smelly creature from outer space
Only dreams.

>>30265898
Dont ruin the dream anon.
Dont ruin the dream ;_;

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princess side, motherfucker

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Don't go, my love.

>>30240219
Fuck what anybody else says. This was good, you should continue and get a pastebin.

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I wanna cuddle her!

>>30268979
Let her rest for now.