I like cake.

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I like sun.

>>30220133
Reluctantly crouched on the starting engines pumping and thumping in time the green light flashes the flags go up turning and burning bigger and for the cup

>>30220133
I like cake
I like steak
I like crab meat real or fake

I like muffins
I like pies
I like burgers, coke and fries

I like chips
I like dip
I like pork chops and tri-tips

I like sweets
I like treats
I like it all, so let me eat!

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I like MOMMY

>>30220133
And cake likes your butt.

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>>30220133
same

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>>30220288
Celestia is a better momlestia.

I want to cuddle the love and affection out of sun hoers

Is cellylestia a christmas cake?

https://youtu.be/Ax-z4bBu2Nc

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>>30221190
Yeah. Over 25 and unmarried. She's single! What are you waiting for, Anon?

>>30220138
Why is her cock on her forehead?

>>30220542
No, aunty cucklestia is to stay locked outside the pillowfort.

>>30223421
why is yours?

>>30220133
Cake is good

>>30220133
I LIKE BIG...

I like horse pussy.

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>>30221756
I encounter this problem consistently with both christmas cakes and tall girls, two types of girls that are right up my alley.
With christmas cakes it's that they usually have their shit together already, job, car, plans, etc. I'm not bringing much to the table, manlet, 6-7/10 at best, not fit, no job, little social skills. When I apply the Dating Algorithm™ to the two of us, I never stand a chance even talking to her. So I never even think about approaching.