>This will never be you
My physician has informed me that alicorns are very high in cholesterol, and I should therefore avoid consuming an entire alicorn in one sitting. Good thing I have a freezer.
>>30219806
but that spoils the fun
It's like talking the yolk out of an egg or dipping a nacho twice
>>30219752
Horn vore is so fucking stupid. Cock vore at least makes sense in some sick twisted sort of way, this makes no sense.
>>30220043
No it doesn't.
>>30220043
You're fucking stupid
>>30220058
</3
>>30219752
Good. Devouring Celestia with my horn in some horrifying version of diablerie is the last thing I'd want to be.
>>30220043
(You)
>>30220912
dash is such a hornslut
>>30220043
I dunno why all these anons are telling you you're stupid because you're right.
Cockvore makes more sense than this shit