Why is she so perfect?

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TWO SCOOPS
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>>30216064
[muffled Stephen Colbert in the distance]

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heh...heh....heh....
I mean cmon GlimGlam Grumpf
dont you know what year it is?
did you really think that you could get TWO SCOOPS and not be shipped of to EQG. YOUVE SCOOPED YOUR LAST SCOOPS

>>30216064
>>30216088
>>30216091
Trump will stop being president in 2024 and Colbert will still have a job, keep crying.

>>30216106
I'm pretty sure they're laughing anon

>>30216125
I'm just saying that Colbert isn't exactly hurting from this.

Which thread was it this time, kiddo?

>>30216132
Why do you memesters think anyone cares about dead threads on page 10?

>>30216136
Ask the people who make threads with no content just to get rid of them, not me.

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>>30216156
But I made this thread to post cute human Glimmy and no other reason

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>>30216106
yeah, he'll go back to making billions as his company's ceo. how tragic

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>>30216032
its too much to handle. transformation is kinda a fetish of mine so it helps

>>30216032
Because who else could get THREE (3) scoops? No one, that's who, only a perfect being could.

>>30216032
It's the watch.

I used human Glimmer as the subject of my fetish fanfic, I hope she enjoyed it...

>>30216557
What a waste

I like her sock hat...kinda want to sniff it.

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>That ayylien
>Perfect

>>30216275
Jesus, I wanna have tender sex.

Any porn?

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>>30216595
>Glim
>ever not perfect
Lmaoin' @ ur life

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>>30216633
That's not Glim.
That some shitty fanfiction version of the real thing.

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>>30216595
I think you're confused about who's the ayy

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>>30216663
Delete this

>>30216032
this is my wife

you can't have her

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THREE FUCKING SCOOPS

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Most sexable human.

>>30218311
>ripped jeans
SLOOOT

>>30216698
It's okay anon. You're into cucking. I'll just fuck her a few times in front of you then you can have her forever.

>>30216064
>>30216091
I want /pol/ to go away or at least acknowledge Rush and Glen Beck's hacks job on Obama.

>>30218378
Watching other people have vanilla sex turns me on.

>>30216032

>perfect
>doesn't know how to use a napkin
You shouldn't lower your standards so much, OP.

>>30218311
But that's not Sonata

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>>30216595
don't you mean Illegal alien?

>>30221340
God damn it Carlos

>>30221331
>taking advantage of retards for pussy

>>30221331
Fish is not for sexual.

>>30222291
Then why does crotch smell fishy if you don't wash it for a while? To attract fish you moron, fish is designed for sexual

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>>30216106
>be 2024
>Trump's presidency is coming to an end
>URGNUUR WE DID IT
>WE IMPEECHD PLANALD PLUMPHFT
>URRRNUUURRR TOO SKOOPS IMPEEACH URRRRRR
>stocklaughtrack.wav
Yeah, what a great show.

>>30216032
I don't know, Seth.

>>30216032
Because she is

>>30216032
REMOVE "WHY IS SHE SO PERFECT" AND "FIND A FLAW" THREADS
BAN "WHY IS SHE SO PERFECT" AND "FIND A FLAW" POSTERS
MODS
MOOOOOOOODS

>>30225887
Bumping for you

>>30216032
Because she is

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>>30216032
She must wear that hat to hide her massive bald spot :)

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OINgNdCUgl

>It's shooting day at the Ed Sullivan Theater. A large audience eagerly anticipates the arrival of their favourite late night host. But Colbert's been missing all day. No one knows where he is and no one can contact him.
>A staffer has to use the restroom. He excuses himself from his business and ventures down the hall to the men's room. Upon opening the door...
>"Hello there, Guano Dumpf! Fancy seeing you here. You're just in time to join me... I was about to eat some ice cream. Chocolate ice cream, as a matter of fact. Would you like some? How many scoops would Dingledorf like? One scoop? Three scoops? Four? Ah, no, of course not! Dorpfy needs TWO SCOOPS!!!"
>Colbert lunges at the staffer while screaming with fistfuls of faeces in his trembling hands.

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THREE SCOOPS
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>>30216032

>>30216032
that special was really good, hope they do more starlight and shimmer interactions