>Be neetpone >Have to get a human roommate because your

>>30215918
Why doesn't she masturbate after he leaves for work?

>>30215918
>tfw no NEET pone roommate

>>30215918
Good start you get a bump

>>30215918
So what happens with tomoko pony?

>original prompt gets no replies in favor of 'glimmer amiright guys haha get it.. glimmer xddd' thread #2068

>>30217077
It could have been worse. I could have posted about this pony having cuckshed.

>>30215918
Just be yourself sis.

>NEET pone will never tie you down and rape you endlessly

>>30217143
>you will never tie NEET pone down and rape her endlessly

>>30217077
>neetpone
>original prompt
U wot? Tell me you at least know her name.

>>30217227
The last time we had a Floor Bored thread was early December, according to Desuarchive. Fuck off back to your endless shitpost threads.

>>30217240
Check those archives again, m8. There's been a few dozen FB greens this year.

>>30217199
>Neet pone will never use you as her piss jug

>>30217199
>you'll never tease NEET pone and then cuck her with Stacy Glitterhooves

so are there any floor bored pastebins?

>>30217297
probably :^)

>smelly neet pussy

>>30217552
>NEET pony will never make you eat out her musty pussy

>>30215918
>no pastebin
>no actual green
>no imagedump
>one subpar prompt

Well, no wonder this is shitpost territory.

>>30217297
Can someone post a real answer to this? We're clearly not getting any green here, so old content is appreciated.

>>30217590
Here's the oldest page on Desuachive mentioning Floor Bored.
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/text/Floor%20Bored/page/29/
Do the busy work yourself and stop asking to be spoonfed.

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>>30217073

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>>30215918
i have no idea why i like this pone.

but i does.

>>30217073
That's not Tomoko. It's best girl.

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Perhaps a relaxing bath?

So... is neetpone gonna have sex with roommate,
or am I waiting for green that will never "cum"?

(Hmm.. that sounds like the story of my life.
Perhaps stick som > in my diary and post it as greentext.)

>>30218768
This poor pony needs a good dicking.

>>>/r9k/

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>>30218813

>>30215918
Neet is a qt

>>30218324
Literally me in real life.

>nice guys complain about not getting any
>too afraid to put out on a first date
>to white knighty to hook up just for sex
>everyone wants love, and sometimes I just need a cock and a cuddle
>I don't even care what the dick looks like as long as it isn't way outside normal

>>30219230
cool blogpost

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>>30219190

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Who is printed on the pillow?
(Bonus - make a version where it's Anon)

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>>30220559
It's pic related

>>30220484
>>30220559
that's adorable. she's so needy

>>30219230
Nice bait. You know rp is banned, you wanna be roastie.

>>30219230
im sure a lot of guys would be into a nice femboi such as yourself.

>>30220559
You're playing with fire there Anon
I like it

I'd like to bury my face in NEETpone's stinky mane while I rut her from behind

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>>30219230
So what you're saying is you're a stinky sweaty lonely hairy failure?

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>>30220559
She drew it herself on a normal pillow using a marker because she's poor as shit.

>>30221962
Using a permanent marker and she fucked up the face.

>>30221953
Glass houses, anon.

>>30222168
Hey now

>>30221225
Is this "she" an actual she or one of those transgender kinds

>>30222201
you're a rockstar

>>30222849
Get your game on

>>30222929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlYys58hsCU

>>30215918
>Anon is always cleaning because he's trying to get as close to her filth and her smell as he can but doesn't want to admit anything to her
>One day she sees him sniffing a pair of old, smelly socks she discarded on the floor
>Disgusted, but intrigued

>>30223147
Continue...

>>30222201
>>30222929
>>30223297
>namefagging
>not contributing
ishiggeddydiggedy

>>30223325
Stay mad

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>>30223325
>giving it attention

You know who is scum?
Anyone who expects you to work for them for free.
They are scum.

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friendly reminder

>>30223364
Restoring to filters when you can't simply ignore something

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>>30223378

Not into sexing pones at all EXCEPT floor bored

She sorta manages to turn a switch, hng

>>30217249
There's also one (kinda) going on here: >>30135032
Paste: https://pastebin.com/g3pEPwz2

>>30217641
You will post everything.

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>>30223469
>floor bored meets physique thread

does neet pone have a cutie mark?

>>30223529
Did you see who wrote it? Also, the only way to know more is to read the green, m8.

also, does her mane have to be black? so much wasted potential there

>>30223541
dont know who riggyrag is

>>30223535
What would a neet cutie mark even look like? And don't suggest the obvious one.

>>30223569
it would be nothing

>>30223569
I don't know, that's why I'm asking

>>30223576
Which fits, I suppose, since she doesn't have one.

coat color?

>>30223584
I've only seen one colored picture of her. It was black hair and light gray coat.

>>30223594
how dire

>>30223364
Where is your Ruby filter, faggot? Are you some kind of newfag?

>>30223623
ruby filters are for niggers lol

>>30223623
ruby fucked off to wheelchan years ago. havent needed it.

please rape me

>>30223556
oh wait, i recognize this story. i kind of started at the halfway point because i dont normally lurk that thread. it was entertaining from what i read.

This poner and concept are too good for you fags desu.

>>30223881
nah

>>30217265
I want her to use my dick as her piss jug.

I'd like to squeegee the sebum from her mane and use it as culinary grease.

>>30223529
She gonna became floor house.

>>30223469
Thank anon.

>>30219230
Just b yourself.

>>30223364
Triggered much, snowflake?

>>30223132
I like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2KzZQaXLN4 better.

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>>30215918
>you'll never attempt to help NEETpone get out of her situation, even after all the bullshit she spews about how it's hopeless
>if all else fails, you'll never just abandon her, essentially leaving her with the two options of getting a job and attempting to become a functioning human being or actually dying

>>30226077
>not getting her pregnant before leaving her
faggot

>>30226083
That's too cruel, anon. Plus, I'm pretty sure a NEET is one of the last things that should be dealing with a child.

>>30226117
Well no, that way she'll feel forced to move her ass for her child
And if she doesn't, then it means her genes are too shit anyway and deserves to die

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>>30226124
>she'll feel forced to move her ass for her child
I think many people on this site are proof that doesnt work as often as people think.

>>30226132
Yes, because after the second world war people felt the need to procreate, for many different reasons ranging from social pressure to money flowing like there was no tomorrow.
Doesn't mean the people that escaped the war were the good ones, at all.
Also, the coming of the television destroyed our society as we knew it, people needed time to adapt (and we're still adapting now) and now there's internet and mobile phones to add to the picture.

And finally, you being here doesn't mean your genes are shit tho. (The reason certainly being one I cited up there)
If you're still here in 15 years, still has no job and no wife/children, then yes, you're a failure.

>>30226157
You sure talk a lot of preachy shit for an underage autist bud

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>>30226348
You sure look smart when you respond to autists on the internet bud

>>30221923
>>30218324
>>30217560
NEETpone will never sit on your face

>>30226157
Half the problem now is that well paying work is harder to get than it used to be due to the need for credentials and living costs being higher. Where I live especially it's economically unfeasible to attempt living on your own, the income of two working class people can barely maintain a household now, let alone be enough to start a family, and the work force is flooded with people who would have otherwise retired, but haven't, and they're living longer than ever due to medical advances. We should see a drop in the number of NEETs when the boomers start dying off.

>Implying NEETs will ever move out their mom's basement
>Implying NEETs will ever get a job
>Implying NEETs will ever get a gf
>Implying NEETs will ever be a healthy weight
>inb4

I would do things with NEETpone, I bet she's a hopeless romantic beneath that marecum matted, sweat coated posterior.

>>30215918
Why the fuck not?
Just masturbate with them in the house, I do it all the time.
They either learn to knock, or get a face full of cum sock.

>>30226508
>Sock
Jesus, man, use a fucking tissue or paper towel, then just flush it next time you go to the toilet.

>>30226481
Well is this a real problem? To not be able to afford your own place until you find a 'roomate' (and by that I mean, form a couple and prepare to become a real part of society)
If it limits the number of divorces and shit, why not.
I mean, yes it is, if even two person can barely afford forming a family it is a problem, but that's because your economy is fucked.
And the other problems you mention are too alien to me, so I won't go against them.

>>30226508
>sock
wow
get a fucking fleshlight you homo

I fucking hate this board.

>>30226511
That's such a fucking waste though.
I just use a sock, grab another one and the crust comes off as I walk to the shops.

>>30226530
I have a fleshlight, although it's just not as good as a vice hand nutting into a cotton sock.

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>>30226565
>and the crust comes off as I walk to the shops.
what is wrong with you

>>30226565
>a waste
Yes, it's literally biological waste.

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>>30226518
It's a bad problem because when the boomers do start dying off, there will be a massive shortage of qualified workers and an overabundance of people with no work experience. The only reaction to this kind of crisis will be greatly increased wages for those positions, further widening the gap between the poor and wealthy, this is a step along the road to a more stratified society ruled by the wealthy elite than by the masses.

In the same vein, take note of how similar the roommate system is to the system of communal housing that was implemented in soviet Russia. Shared domiciles are a bad thing.

Divorces aren't caused by married couples merely existing, they're caused by a lack of obligation, often on the female's part, they're able to game the system to essentially live off the work of another person with no obligation to them. But this is straying into territory that doesn't involve NEETs, so I won't get into that.

That's the joke, none of the economies in any western country are fucked, they're working exactly as intended. The massing of resources to as few people as possible, to then be distributed as they see fit, capitalism is used as a guise by corporate capitalism and that as the guise of communism.

This quickly became not about a NEET horse, posting NEET horse.

>>30226638
NEETpone seems like the kind of mare who would be constantly leaking through her panties, such that they become saturated in an hour and she begins seeping into whatever she's sitting on, until her entire room smells strongly of horse pussy. A natural but somewhat debilitating condition.

>>30226656
actually she takes care of herself and showers twice a day

>>30226656
The scent of marecum is potent in open spaces, it would be heady in enclosed spaces. Trust me, I know, I fuck horses. You would not be capable of entering her room without at least once feeling the strong desire to breed her silly.

>>30226674
>I know, I fuck horses

Uh uh, sure you do faggot.

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Alright boys i came in here because this sounded like a good prompt. But all i see is shitposts, yall better fix that real quick.

>>30226698
he probably does for all i know

>>30226698
Cry more suburbia cuck.

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>Be Anon, Floor Bored's normie roommate
>Well, almost a normie
>You hid a terrible secret
>You were a robot that'd learned to emulate normies perfectly
>You had just gotten back from your job when you heard Floor Bored scuttle back to her room in a hurry to avoid you
>She quietly reee'd as she ran off
>The house was a mess
>Again
>Floor Bored was the worst roommate you'd ever had, but at least you didn't have to hang out with her
>As you ate dinner, a smell crept across the house, a familiar musk seeping under her bedroom door
>She was masturbating again
>You spray some FlimFlam™ air freshener and watch a mind numbing episode of Jersey Shore
>As you watched, Floor Bored came out to make her own dinner
>Some microwave meal
"Hey Floor, you wanna eat dinner with me?"
>She stared at you for a second and almost smiled
>But she took off back to her room with her food instead
>After dinner, it was time to clean up all this shit
>Usually Floor Bored's mess had nothing of value
>Sometimes she'd leave out some cash, which you'd give back to her after feeling guilty about pocketing
>Other times she'd leave out a sock or something
>This was where normalfaggotry.exe would freeze up
>A regular normie would just return the sock
>But you felt temptation
>If Floor Bored ever left out a sock, and of you were sure no one was looking pr would be looking, you'd give it a whiff
>Other times you'd press the whole thing against your face to smell
>If Floor Bored was asleep, you'd fap to the scent of her socks
>But today was a historic day
>Next to Floor Bored's bedroom door lay a pair of beige-grey panties addled with dark sweat stains
>The moment you saw it you realized that the elder gods you'd sacrificed all of those children to had finally smiled down on you
>You knelt down and gingerly picked up the bit of fabric, as if it would crumble to dust under rough handling
>It was damp in your hand, a little warmer than room temperature
>These has been around her hips just minutes ago

>>30226735
You live in an apartment.

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>>30226756

>>30226766
can lie to us, can't lie to yourself :)

>>30226735
haha thats a great meme my guy? mind if i save it?

>>30226766
>>30226771
dubs say he isnt lying

>>30226777
waoh shit trip

>>30226781
nah they say he is

>>30226785
I don't give two shits about your "le ebic gets xd".

>>30226753
oh dear, Floor Bored has misplaced her undergarments, we'd best barge into her room to give them back

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>>30226771
There is literally no point lying about yourself on an Anonymous imageboard, Anon. Only the most insecure of beta faggots will do this. Honest to god horsefuckers do, contrary to popular belief, browse this board. There are people here over the age of 30 who've made something of themselves. I don't need to prove anything to you, other horsefuckers will agree that the scent of marecum will give a man an erection on par with viagra.

Either way, this is the last (you) you're getting from me you rancid, shitposting turd.

>>30226830
You're right, there isn't any point in lying.
So why are you? :)

>>30226803

He'd better suck the sweat and marecum out of the fabric, he'd be an astounding homoqueer not to.

>>30226837
>:)

Kill yourself.

>>30226753
What happens next
you can't fucking leave us hanging like that
why is no one sperging about it
fucks sake what happened to my board

>>30226565
>the crust comes off as I walk to the shops
W H Y

>>30226946
>the crust comes off as I walk to the shops

this is gonna be the next big meme, isn't it?
either that, or the next pony thread simulator

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>>30226753

>>30226753
>he faps smelling the socks she leaves behind
>she schlicks using his used tissues that she collects when he's off to work
symbiotic relationships are wonderful

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>>30226753

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>>30227654
WTF you talking about?

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>>30226753
>The muffled voice of shame is silenced by your perverted lust, resurfaced like a chronically masturbating werewolf
>You pocket the bit of damp cotton cloth, finish cleaning, and get ready for bed
>You knock on Floor's door, morality dictating you return her panties rather than use them to fap
>She answers, peeking out through the small opening she allowed
>You almost gave them back
>You didn't want to
>She was always home, you'd never have another chance to do this, you couldn't rifle through her laundry
>She was staring at you
>Shit, think of something Anon
"You want a goodnight kiss?"
>Fuck, Anon you autist!
>Floor turns bright red before slamming the door
>Crisis averted
>You head back to your room and lock the shit out of your door
>You produced the panties from your pocket again
>They weren't as damp anymore, but they were still warm from your pocket
>You fucking bury your face into the crotch of the cotton, inhaling the spicy scent of unwashed pony cunt
>You'd managed to get into a comfy job under Filthy Rich
>You'd even managed to successfully flirt with the barista mare at Starbuck's without creeping her out
>But you'd yet to get a pony gf
>The smell of Floor Bored's pantsu got you harder than diamonds
>You grab some lotion and start to stroke off, holding her panties against your face with an open palm
>In an unusually short time you shoot off your load
>Record distance, you hit the wall across from your bed
>You also black out for a half hour, waking up on the floor with Floor's undergarments sitting on your face
>You get up, pants around your ankles
>In your just-woke-up daze, you stumble across the house and beat on Floor Bored's door with a dumb fist
>She opens it up and gasps
>You realize your cock is hanging out
>Pull up your pants
>Hand her the panties
"You should leave those around more often, best fap of my life."
>She slams the door again after turning red

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>>30227810
>You go back to your room and lay down, closing your eyes
>After a few seconds they open up again
>What have you done?!
>ANON YOU FUCKING MORON!
>Your shame overtakes you, like a flood of pure pain
>You can't believe you did that
>You stole and huffed pony crotch
>And it was fucking Floor Bored!
>Anon where the fuck are your standards?!
>She knows!
>You lie awake, stewing in self-hatred until you were too tired to hate yourself and passed out
>You awoke to the screeching of your alarm clock and rolled out of bed
>Fuck, you were tired
>You got dressed for work and scrambled an egg and toast for breakfast
>Before leaving, you walking into Floor Bored's room to wake her up
>She was rewearing the same fucking panties you gave her last night
>Was she waiting for you to do her laundry for her?
>You nudged the sleeping mare, she was dead asleep
"Floor I'm leaving for work." you say, starting to jostle her
>She still wasn't waking up
>Damnit
>Your eyes tread down to her belly, then a little further down
>You could probably undress her without her waking u-
>Bad thoughts!
>You gave Floor a gentle smack and she opened her eyes
"Floor, I need you to clean up while I'm at work. Your room reeks and it's making the whole house smell."
>It smelled like her panties smelled, only intense, warm, and the air was thick
>It was as if you'd shrunk yourself down and she was wearing them with you inside, a thought you weren't ready to think about in depth
"Clean your fucking room, okay?"
>She mumbled and rolled over
>You were supposed to leave five minutes ago
>You hurry out of the apartment and head off to work

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>>30227810
>>30228002
Continue.......

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>>30226753
>>30227810
>>30228002

>Being Floor Bored’s roommate.
>Sometimes you stay up at night and think about the decision to live with the neetpone.
>Main reason of course, being money.
>Rent was a bitch in the city.
>There was absolutely no way you would have been able to afford a place of your own with the meager paychecks you earned
>From your comfortable position on the couch you could see the door that led to her bedroom.
>Is she still alive?
>You hadn’t seen her in almost three days.
>The only indication that she was home were some noises that penetrated the paper thin walls every so often.
>Her door, almost as if responding to your inner thoughts creaked opened.
>And from the darkened confines of her room a small pony emerged.
>A buttery yellow coat topped with a dark mane’d pony trot- err- slaved to pull herself towards the bathroom.
>The bags under her eyes were darker than the cup of coffee which sat on the table in front of you.
>Then the smell hit you like a squirrel running in front of a semi.
>Sweat and marejuice.
>You didn’t even have to guess as to the odors that attacked your nose.
>”Omph… ow.”
>Looking over towards her you saw that she was now on her tummy, her hooves making vain attempts at crawling towards her goal.
“Need a hand?”
>”N- n- no! I’m all good here, no need for you to uh – come over here.”
>She was a weird one alright.
>Despite her words, you only shook your head and walked to the downed pony.
>Though in hindsight you kinda wish you didn’t.

>>30228246
>This was probably why she didn’t want you to help.
>Her entire rump was caked in an unknown dried substance to the point where her coat would need a real long bath.
“Did you spill soda on yourself again?”
>That’s not soda and you know it, but if your hunch is right she’ll-
>”YES, soda I SPILLED some soda on myself, clumsy me!”
>Little lying horse.
“You look tired, here” You picked her up, placing one hand oh so innocently on her rump “I’ll carry you to the bathroom, wouldn’t want my roomie to pass out here after all.”
>Almost as soon as the words left your mouth you felt a little moisture on your hand.

>Be Floor Bored.
>And this must be what all those Trixie Thundercunts must feel like.
>The human held you so close that you could smell that intoxicating scent of his through his clothes.
>It made you wet… again.
>No!
>You weren’t a normie!
>Stuff like him making sweet love to you in the bath, the two of you getting married, having a foal, living happily ever after…
>That stuff only happened in your neighponese comics, not in real life.
>”I’m going to go down on you.”
“WHAT?”
>What did he just SAY?
>”I’m going to set you down.”
>His face was one of confusion as you felt the cool tile on the frogs of your hooves.
>”Want be to start running the bath for you?”
“No- uh do you mind getting out, I need to pee.”

>>30228254
>”Arlighty, yell if you need anything.”
>Watching the door close behind him your hoof was already between your legs.
>Your marehood throbbed in need, you ran your hoof over it doing your best to stifle the moan which threatened to sneak past your lips.
>Hooves wobbling you collapsed again.
>Images of Anon licking you down there flew through your mind.
>His cock teasing you before piercing your deepest parts.
>Running both forehooves against your now swollen lips you gave up on trying to stifle your moans.
>You didn’t care anymore, you just wanted to cum.
>Mare cum leaked from your opening, covering your hooves and the tile you lay upon.
>Vision tunneling you felt the build up as you reached your climax.
>Just a little more-
>Letting out a guttural moan you felt your opening unleash a torrent of liquid all over your hooves and just about everything else in the bathroom.
>Breathing heavily your eyes began to readjust to the bright light of the bathroom.
>You needed that.
>In their gazing around, your eyes settled on one particular object which sat on the sink.
>Anon’s toothbrush.
>A familiar needy feeling in your nethers came back again.
“Buck”

>Ear against the closed door you heard the mare masturbating again.
>She could put a hormonal teenager to shame with her insatiable sex drive.
>Oh well.
>Walking back to the couch you couldn’t help but peer through the open door into the dark room.
>It looked like the aftermath of a tornado.

>>30228263
>Fast food containers, pizza boxes, clothes- wait those were your fucking clothes.
>Looking closer you noted that a majority of them were underwear.
>No wonder you had to keep buying new ones almost every week.
>And most of them were stained.
>Shaking your head in defeat you retreated to the couch.
>You should probably have a chat in the near future about her use of your personal effects.

>>30228002
Oh shit, anon. This is fantastic.

>Floor Bored, out of sheer anger one day, began watching Anon clean the apartment so she could ree about it.
>She watched from a distance, hidden from view.
>As Anon cleaned, he seemed almost happy.
>Why would someone be happy cleaning her mess?
>He didn't seem disturbed by any of it. Not the pizza boxes, not the dirty dishes, not the bathroom bottles, and not the clot--
>Her eyes widened.
>He had found a pair of her old socks.
>She remembered their coloring.
>Those were the special striped holiday ones she wore for 2 weeks after Hearthswarming.
>Instead of throwing them away, he slowly brought them to his nose and gave them a light sniff.
>Then it was a heavy sniff.
>Soon he had it pressed up against his nose and inhaled deeply.
>Anon shoved the socks into his pocket and continued cleaning.
>"What a fucking mess. At least I find my treasures."
>And that was when she got an idea. A terrible, awful, horrible idea.
>A naughty idea.

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>>30228263
>>30228272
neet poners are for sexual

>>30229464
neat poners
very tidy

I want NEET Pone to rape me

>>30230186
Hey no shit, so do I.

NEETpone's swollen clitoris is made to be sucked

>>30230254
I bet her larger than average clit pokes out so she's stimulated unwillingly every time she sits down and it keeps her libido on red alert.

>>30227235
Homer include me in the video plz

>>30228263
>>She could put a hormonal teenager to shame with her insatiable sex drive.

Oh, whatever could Anon possibly do to handle this dilemma?
Hmmmmmmmmmm...

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>>30230348
Unironically kill yourself. His videos are a completion of the absolute worst and cancerous of /mlp/, and subsequently they only attract the worst to here. Every time his name is even mentioned there's inevitably a billion 'include me in screencap xdd lol' posts

>tfw NEETpone moans and trembles with pee-shivers, dribbling a bit, whenever you remove the waxy bead of residue that builds up under her clit

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>>30230919
ehh, not so sure about that one anon

>>30230919
>waxy bead of residue
That sounds like a yeast infection or something. I think you mean the white pastey discharge that congealed from lack of being washed.

>>30228272
Make her pay for the clothes with her filthy, shut-in, nerd cooter.

>>30226656
Is she incontinent?

>>30219230
you probably look like shit that's you're problem

>>30232155
No she just produces a lot of discharge

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>>30230919

>>30228953
>shits in her panties
>leaves them under a tottering pile of fast food debris for Anon to find

>>30227673
dumb frogposter

>>30232448
Joke's over.
Trump won.

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Post Bat Pones.

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Posting the original NEET - hippies

>>30228953
>Anon is away at his wagecuck job
>Floor Bored goes into his room and roots through his laundry bag
>Sniffs everything
>Becomes incredibly horny
>Basically jumps Anon when he comes home

>>30223469
meh
Floor's part was cute but the whole 'Anon gets all the mares' is getting kinda old

>>30232455
>trump won
dubs confirm #realNews

>>30215918
>Want to read more about NEEThors
>One pastebin posted, barely related
>Writefags are kill
PLEASE

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Would you impregnate this pone?

>>30233277
Certainly. She's a cutie.
What's her name?

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>>30233342

>>30233417
>unironically expecting anyone to know your shit OC
Off yourself retard

>>30233277
>green
no, green is the worst color possible, I don't want my kids to be laughed at their whole lives for something so stupid
and this isn't neetpone

>>30228272
MOAR

>>30226077
>and attempting to become a functioning human being
>human being
I want eqgfags to go

>>30226946
probably because of the movement and friction

>>30223364
>>30223378


This is why I always change my trips and why I always change my posts slightly.

You can't filter that which always changes.

>>30226656
>she has a syndrome where she's always in heat
>this makes her unable to be a productive member of society
>gets money from the government to help her live since she can't make any

>>30233277
You could have posted literally any mare and the answer would have been yes.

>>30235893

Poor NEETpone needs a state-assigned boyfriend to milk out her marecum on the daily

>>30235893
>>30236202
>Anon has a hard time getting along with the small horses
>he's also weirded out because they're always naked
>he has to fight these urges to grope and fuck them, which gets more and more intense as time goes
>finally, Anon gets the assignment since he can't get her pregnant at least that's what they think
>it starts as a bro relationship, with sex and video games
>they start falling in love little by little
>they become normies

>>30236294

>they become normies
A fate worse than death if ever there was one.

>>30215927
Masturbate? Why doesn't she just fuck him?

>>30236396
>why doesn't she just rape him?

>>30236413

Insufficient self-confidence.

>>30235893
I know a real woman with this problem, her life is a living hell. An orgasm only makes her more needy. Her vaginal hurts 24/7 because it's always flushed. People have called her seriously nasty things and a few men have nearly killed her when she wanted out of the relationship.

>>30236439
that's unfortunate, someone i can give orgasms to 24/7 would be a dream come true

>>30236383
>"W-what...? You mean, going to see a movie together? L-like a couple?"
>You're still basking in the afterglow of this last... session with the little mare fidgeting on top of you
>You're both soaked in sweat, drool and other body fluids
>You got accustomed to the smell, her smell, but you're sure that any other pony would faint just by taking a whiff
"Well, yeah, it could be fun right? We could grab something to bite on the way back too."
>She lowers her eyes from yours and fidgets some more, a blush creeping its way up her face
>"B-but people will see us, and what if I want to... you know..."
>She starts mumbling, the same way she always does when talking about a subject she's not too confident about
"What?"
>Your hand instinctively reach up to her cheek to lift her gaze back to yours
>Her eyes tries to find a way out once more but a stroke of her cheek gives her enough courage to keep going
>"What if I want to h-hug you or maybe even kiss you?"
>You weren't expecting this
>This is still kinda new to you
>And you're sure she can feel your heart hammering in your chest
>It takes you a couple second to gather your thoughts and to stop you from rolling to the side and pin her down for another ride

>>30236612
"Y-you could just do it and ignore them, hell if they have a problem with that I'll just boop them!"
>Oh that was sugoii, could be straight from a chineighse cartoon
>And the shiver traveling down her spin comforts you in your autism
>She mumbles more and you can feel warm liquid flowing down your hips
>"M-m-maybe we could even hold hooves while watching the movie and feed each other popcorn?"
"Like normies?"
>Her timid expression instantly disappear to leave place to once of dread
>"O-okay, m-maybe we shouldn't do that..."
>You nod
>Then you both go back to thinking for a minute without any of you saying anything
>You blink
>Then your hand drifts along your chest to capture her hoof, your thumb gently stroking up and down her frog
>She mumbles some more

GUYS!
Guys!
What if Floor Bored got drunk?

>You bring home a bottle of liquor intending to consume it yourself.
>She gets into it while you're doing something on the computer.
>Thus filled with liquid courage, a string of clumsy drunken come-ons ensues.
>If anything, it's made her even hornier.

>>30236622
>>30236612
aw, that's sweet

I just wanna casually tease her slit while we're sitting on the couch watching tv.

>>30228272
I have more Floor Bored and Anon stuff.
---
>The alarm clocks ever annoying ringing cut through your peacefully slumbering mind like a fatty being told to eat a salad with no dressing.
>You were having a nice dream too, one where two certain princesses we’re worshipping your dick with their tongues.
>Truly a wholesome family dream.
“Cut that shit out.” You mumbled, eyes still refusing to open.
>Your hand descended on the off button, mashing it to cease the infernal racket.
>Mornings were never your strong suit.
>Back in the day you were a slacker.
>But a decent whoopin’ from dear old papanon drove it out of you.
>”How the fuck are you going to afford beer if you don’t get your ass to work!”
>Truly he was a misunderstood genius, far beyond his time.
>Rolling to the side of the bed you planted your feet firmly on the ground.
>Might as well get this show on the road.
>With a big yawn you set towards the bathroom to begin your morning ritual.
>Looking towards the shared living room you noticed it was just as clean as you left it the previous night.
>Your roommate, Floor rarely left her room, preferring to instead shlick herself into a stupor every hour.
>Now that you thought about it… how did she even afford the rent?
>These thoughts rattled around your still foggy brain as you wandered towards the bathroom.
>She never went outside, so how did she make money?
>Flicking the light switch on in the bathroom you closed the door.
>Lifting the toilet seat up you let out a sigh of relief as you began to.. relieve yourself.
>It probably wasn’t any of your business.
>As long as she had her half of the rent at the end of the month then what did it matter.
>Flushing the toilet you walked towards the sink-
>The hell?

>>30236756
>Where the hell was your toothbrush?
>Its usual resting spot, in you nice green cup, was vacant.
>You could have sworn it was here last night.
>Looking around you began checking for it.
>Around the sink, in the cabinet, and just about everywhere else
>Spotting something red by the bathtub you finally found it.
>What the hell was it doing there?
“Stupid toothbrush.”
>The smell hit you the moment you picked it up.
>Slightly sweet with a hint of mustiness.
>In a flash you were fully awake.
>She didn’t-
>Bringing the plastic cleaning device up to your nose you got a full blast of an all too familiar scent.
>You have got to be fucking kidding me!
>That damn horse used your tooth brush to get off.
>This crossed so many different boundaries.
>Anger completely blinded you in an instant.
>Flinging the door open, after you washed your hands of course, you headed straight for the mares room.
>You want to masturbate everywhere? Go right ahead.
>But don’t fucking use my own stuff for your dirty fantasies or toys.
>Growling a bit, you opened the door to her room, all too ready to give her a piece of your mind.
>Inside the scent of a dirty room mixed with what was without a doubt marecum hit you like a damn brick wall.
>There on the bed was the culprit.
>Her breathing was slow, chest rising and falling slowly.

>>30236761
>Before you knew it you stood at the foot of her bed, towering over her small form.
>Evil thoughts raced through your mind.
>Shave her mane off, dye her coat purple, you know real sick shit.
>Your eyes trailed down her body.
>Are those panties?
>Since when did ponies wear panties?
>They were pulled down right to her fetlocks, showing off her puffy lips.
>The combination of the site and smell which permeated the room gave enough reason for your dick to go to full mast.
>Almost instinctively you reached into your boxers and brought out your hardened cock.
>If she used your stuff to get off, then you were going to use her to do the same.
>Stroking your shaft you imagined just getting on top of her and plunging yourself inside her opening.
>She’d wake up with a moan from the sudden intruder in her most sensitive place.
>First a surprised look would cloud her features, then it would be replaced with longing, begging you to fuck her harder.
>Every thrust would earn a small squeek, her pussy gripping you in an effort to milk the seed out.
>She’d beg you to make her yours, to mark her, ruin her for anyone else.
>You’d slow down, wanting to prolong the feeling of her velvety hole around your cock.
>She’d beg for you to go faster, whimpering as took your time.
>Feeling the pressure build you grunted as the first rope of cum exploded from your tip.
>It sailed through the air and landed right on her face.
>The sight was just too much for your mind.
>Spurt after spurt of cum shot from your dick.
>Every shot landed on her, covering her tuft, her thighs and pussy.
>Breathing heavily you placed your softening dick back in your underwear.
>You should feel bad about what you just did.

>>30236639
Oh wow she's all drunk and uninhibited

Too bad she probably still smells worse than the ganges

>>30236769
>But that could wait.
>You should really get ready for work after all.
>Walking out of the room you looked back for a second.
>She was still asleep and covered in your cum.
>It might have been the morning light coming through the drawn curtains but you could’ve sworn there was a smile on her lips.
>Though it was probably just your imagination.
---
That's it for now. Here's a link to the bin if anyone wants it https://pastebin.com/ygqNS8VN

>>30236775
kek, yeah, these two certainly arent normies
"this bitch thinks she can jerk it with my toothbrush? then ill fucking cum on her face"

>>30236769
>She came on my toothbrush so I'm going to rape her
You lost me.

>>30236775
that was great Anon, gotta keep going

>>30237048
>neetpone uses Anons toothbrush to jerk off
>Anon jerks off on her as punishment
Not much to get

>>30237048
>rape
I think you're lost little one

>>30237168
Well he jerked off on her face while convincing himself he should rape her. It's close enough for me to call it quits on the green.

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>>30237324
>cumming on your neet roommate's face because she used your toothbrush as a dildo is considered rape
>and that's somehow close enough for you to stop reading
yes, so, as I was saying, I believe you're lost

>>30237358
Look buddy, I'm not saying everything has to be logical or believable and I'm certainly not saying that every green has to be believable. What I am saying is that jerking off on someone's face while fantasizing about raping them is not an ok thing to do given what was done to him. All she did was stick a piece of plastic up her cooter. What he did was the equivalent of, if someone pushed you on the playground, you beat them over the head with a branch. That sudden escalation is just not ok. It quite frankly ruins the green for me. If she had used his toothbrush with intent to hurt him or if that was just another on a long list of other malicious acts, then I would say what he did was ok. Stealing socks and using a toothbrush does not justify the escalation of intensity that Anon brought up.

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>>30237435
hahahha
you're so naive it's nearly cute
so again, I think you're on the wrong site

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>>30237451
Is there something actually wrong with you or are you just pretending to be retarded?

>>30237435
It was a bit jarring to me too, I dont understand why they don't just have sex.

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>>30237435

>>30237461
No, I think you're actually on the fucking wrong side of the internet you fucking lala homo pony
No one gives a fuck about you feeling icky and this being 'too much for you to bear' and whatever, faggot
Trying to guilt trip a writefag because you're a vanilla pre-schooler just shows how much you don't fit in, faggot
>b-b-but it's rape
no, it's called autism

go back to fimfic and watch out for that mature filter, faggot

>>30236775
Heli what the fuck are you doing here?! GET BACK RGRE THREAD!

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>>30237487
fuck you he's gotta finish this now that he started it
you got him all the time already

>>30237496
Fuck you! Go back to /trash/

>>30237484
What are you even on about? I literally said I would have no problem with what Anon did if it was JUSTIFIED. Justified is the key word. I wouldn't care if he straight up raped her and covered her whole body in cum if it was the appropriate next level of aggression given what she did to him. The problem isn't that I'm too "vanilla", it's that this was fucking dumb. If your go-to response to someone calling out bad writing is "lol u fag ur jus 2 beta 4 da reel shit" then you're the pre-schooler.

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>>30237534
>guy lives with a neet that keeps masturbating
>reeks or sex all the time
>she steals shit from him to help her do the deed
>even his toothbrush
>he gets in to scowl her but finds her in a really enticing position
>he faps
wow, you're right, it's so fucking dumb it's so out of this world!
I'm sure this kind of scenario has never happened in real life and could never happen to anyone ever!
>b-but it's rape
no it's not you fucking liberal piece of shit

So, again, I think you're on the wrong side of the internet, faggot

>>30237534
>The problem isn't that I'm too "vanilla"
>level of aggression
>>30227346
Kys.

>>30237551
So let me get this straight. If you had a roommate who took your socks to masturbate with and then used your toothbrush, you would feel perfectly morally justified in walking into their room and jerking off all over their face? If your answer to that is yes, then you need help. As far as stories go, for any action taken, there must be a similar one preceding it. If A pushes B, B can push A. If A shoves B, B can shove A. If A kicks B, B can kick A. If A punches B, B can punch A. B doesn't jump right to the punch if they were only pushed. Do you understand what I'm saying yet? It's common in storytelling because it's common among people. Jumping straight to cumming on someone's face is shitty, rushed writing and defending it by calling me a liberal because I don't like it when shitty rushed things happen is beyond stupid. If anyone is on the wrong site, it's you. You're the type of reddit slime that thinks 4chan is le epic snake pit and all the darkest, dirtiest things in the world must happen here because all the darkest, dirtiest people are here. Take my advice and get off the internet, go spend some time in the real world, and get back to me when you've learned a thing or two about human interaction.

Also work on your reading comprehension, because you keep missing key points in my posts and forming some narrative that doesn't exist.

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>>30237593
tldr, I'm not reading that shit
I made my point clear, and anyone with a brain and a dick would tell you the same thing
I don't give a fuck about you not liking X or Y, I have a problem with you telling the writefag he fucked up when he didn't
off my board

>>30237593
>I don't like rape so I'll try to deligitimize anyone who does
You are the reddit to my 4chan. And if you think that's a good thing, you need to fuck off this site.

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Holy fuck did you guys trigger the fuck out of this xe/xir

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>this thread
Was there a point to this thread? Some people like the greentext, get over it.

>>30237601
At what point did I say I didn't like rape? Go through my posts and find where I said I didn't like my top fetish. You won't be able to because all you'll find is me saying that what Anon did isn't justified in this situation.
>>30237600
Except he did fuck up so I voiced my discontent. Now you get off my board.

>>30237614
>some guy says he doesn't like the green
>another guy calls him a pussy because he doesn't like the green
and then its all down hill from there

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>>30237628
You know, when you get to the point where everyone points at you and laugh, maybe you might consider being the retard and not them being the big meanies

>>30237638
Since when are 2 retards out of a thread of 66 posters "everybody"?

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>>30237628
>She came on my toothbrush so I'm going to rape her
>You lost me.
but do go on Anon

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>>30237605
TRIGGERED

>>30237656
And you took that to mean I didn't like rape? I like hamburgers too. I wouldn't like it if I were sitting in the park and some stranger came up and shoved a burger in my mouth.

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>30237684
holy fuck I don't think you could've come up with a worse excuse
you don't even deserve any (you)

>>30237656
It lost me too desu. Like it doesn't really follow any logic unless Anon in the story is severely autistic. but supposedly he has a job and shit and is a functional member of Equestrian society. It's just kind of a disconnect.

>>30237690
Will you either just admit you're a simpering retard already or quit replying? This back and forth is only eating up posts.

>>30237711
wanna know the real reason it 'disconnects'? it's because it's a fucking story about an human fucking a cartoon horse that will never exist

how do you expect to know this anon's state of mind in 20 lines with half of them being about him groping his roommate and jacking off on her sleeping form

you guys are great, I'm sure you'll fit in in a couple years

>>30237807
?
Before he ever jacked off on her face, he spent considerable time encouraging her to clean up both herself and the apartment. he seems like a responsible level-headed individual >>30228246

then suddenly he's jacking off onto her face

i mean sure, crazier things have happened, but i'm just saying it was kind of out of the blue.

>>30237821
>responsible individual
oh yeah, that's why he gropes her 12 seconds later, you're right

I'm sure you could consider a pedophile responsible if he keep everything in place and told the kid he just kidnapped to clean the blood and put the sex toys in place amirite

>>30237836
I'm not suggesting that sexual tension did not exist between them, that's the whole point of the story. I'm just baffled about why Anon is going about expressing his sexuality in such a backward and autistic manner. It makes sense for NEETpone, but Anon is clearly not autistic in the first half of the story, yet shortly thereafter he is poised over her sleeping body and furiously masturbating into her open mouth. It's not even a particularly big deal, just a jarring part of the narrative, and frankly it's baffling that you are so upset about criticism for a story that you did not even write

>>30237842
yes, you're right you're much too autistic and don't deserve my time
that at least you got right

I, for one, rather enjoyed Heli's update. I came buckets.

>>30237866
how many buckets?

>>30237563
Ah. The usual "argument". "I can't come up with any logical and meaningful rebuttal, so I'll just tell them to kill themselves. It's a foolproof plan."

>>30238054
No famalam, you're so incredibly retarded to anyone operating on a normal level that he realizes that it'd be fruitless to try and "debate" with you. I don't think this site is for you friendo

>>30238054
Why the fuck are you still trying you retard? The guy making fun of you for caring about 'justified' rape on 4chan hasn't given you an argument since you started. You look more retarded than him because you keep trying to have a fucking argument where it's not happening.

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>>30236775
gotta say anon, im fairly proud of your progress. i remember when you first got here and wrote your first green. it was pretty terrible. youve come quite a ways since then. do you write every single day?

Can someone please just give me my floor board greens before I have to write some myself. I'm trying to procrastinate here.

What's up with /mlp/ liking /r9k/ type characters in their fantasies but hating the real ones?

>>30238635
They're not talking magical ponies.

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Tired horse

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Unexpected turn of events

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Last half of this thread reminds me of this

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>>30237435
Back to tumblr you go.

>>30237614
The argument always receives more attention than the content.

Human nature, everyone.

We are fucking horrible.

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>>30218324
>fur
>sweating

>>30221904
Maybe I wanna get burned

>>30238165
I'm not that guy, dipshit.

>>30238149
*see above

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>>30238823
>Not knowing that horses sweat.
kek

>>30238823
>trying to apply logic to magical creatures

>>30238869
They get all frothy
>tfw NEETpone asks you to lick the froth from her matted fur

>>30237836
>you disagree with me on jerking off in sleeping neets faces
>th-that makes you a pedo

Never change, /mlp/, never change.

>>30238635
no horsepuss and marecum and mare stench

>>30238900
Read it again and try once more Anon, I'm sure you'll get it right eventually

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>>30236622

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I just wanted green

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>>30228002
>At work, you boss was losing his shit
>Not because you were late, he didn't even notice
>Some shit involving stocks cost him billions
>Apparently some clever pony had invented fidget spinners and his billions in fidget cube stocks had plummeted
>You got to go home early today
>You'd been gone nearly two hours when you got home
>And Floor was still in bed
>You walked into her room and she was out like a light
>You were almost mad at her for being so fucking lazy
>But you saw her laundry hamper just sitting there, filled to the brim with her dirty clothes
>Come on, Anon
>You're a respectable businessman, you can afford a high-class prostitute
>You can even afford a gold-digging marefriend
>You don't need to steal this dirty neet pony's clothes
>You don't need it
>You definitely don't need it
>Fuck! YOU NEED IT!
>You quietly walk across her room and grab the whole laundry hamper, dragging it back to your room
>You dig through it for socks and panties, sorting it all
>You take all of the clothes you wanted and put them on your bed, and brought the rest back to Floor Bored's room
>You looked through for anything that you recognized
>Those weird panties she kept wearing for a few days when Call of Duty: Pone Warfare was released
>The socks she wore for a week after Hearth's Warming Eve
>The tank she had on during a heatwave last month
>You fapped onto all of it
>You, in a single hour, had become all too acquainted with Floor Bored's pony crotch and hooves
>All that was left was the real thing
>Stop that!
>Post-fap Anon always has the worst ideas
>You gather up the cum-stained clothes and bring them back to Floor's room
>She's still asleep
>You could probably fu-
>No!
>You're a normie now, you need to go find a Trixie Thundercunt at Starbuck's
>But... Glorious NEET pussy
>You stare longingly at Floor's sleeping form for a moment before leaving
>You were going to die if you couldn't get between her legs soon

>>30238186
I try writing something everyday, whether it gets posted or not. Sometimes without namefagging in other threads just for fun. Biggest problem for me without a doubt is grammar, generally I ask other writefags to edit some of the bigger stuff I write if they have some time, if they don't I post it anyway and put it on my handy dandy notepad to be fixed at a later point.

As to the whole justification and escalation, Anon was mad, he jerked off on a sleeping pony while fantasizing about having sex with her. I honestly didn't think this was going to cause this much trouble. But I've caused enough trouble here, I'll fuck off to another place.

>>30239364
M8, it's only one fuccboi who's triggered here. Pls stay.

>>30239364
Stay
Do not let the redditior scare you away

>>30239431
Nigger I've probably been on /mlp/ longer than you have.

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>>30239364
Wow, if this is enough to make you fuck off then.. idk m8
You got like ten people telling you to keep going and one redditor getting assblasted because your anon came on a sleeping pony

>>30239498
>Literally only said "You lost me"
>"WOW ASSBLASTED MUCH FUCKING REDDITOR FUCKIG TUMBLR DONT INSULT MY WRITEFU FUCKING FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEE GET OFF MY BOARD"

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>>30239505
>keeps going
>I-I'm not assblasted!

>>30239518
Well I am now because people keep bringing up tumblr and reddit for things that aren't even related to it. If I were from tumblr or reddit, I'd be taking a hard stance against rape because rape is bad and part of the patriarchy. If anyone would read my posts with a comprehension past 5th grade, they'd know that.

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GUYS!

COME ON!!!

This isn't tumblr!

Fucking chill out and post green/neet pone

Pic semi-related, two birds with one stone

>>30239364
Don't let one sperglord get to you.
Stay and keep writing.

>>30239498
>>30239590
It's not so much the REEEE'ing, what I said in the previous post was more directed to the shitposting the green had caused. I'll continue the green, just going to wait out storm first, besides it will give me a chance to write a bigger update.

>>30239692
Fair enough.

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>>30236080
Are you sure about that?

>>30239692
Good on ya, m8.

>>30239744
Honestly, I think I'd prefer to keep my dick out of this one.

Wow. This thread has seen some shit.

>Anon ground his teeth together as he took in the scene before him.
>He wondered, not for the first time, how he'd been roped into this arrangement as his roommate wiped another layer of cheesy dust into her matter fur.
>"Look at this shit! They call this a spring season? Am I supposed to choose between autistic bitches screaming into a microphone while internally screaming 'Momo!' or another season of Attack on Titan?"
>Slamming her hooves down on her desk, she glared banefully at her monitor.
>"I'd rather DIE." She whispered fiercely.
>Anon rubbed his eyes and tried to remember a time before all this.
>A time when a happy filly and a young boy had kicked around a soccer ball for hours, or huddled under a sheet, giggling as they pored over a new comic well past their bedtime by flashlight.
>It had already been three months since he'd moved to the city for his new position.
>Three months since his mother and her friend informed him of the 'opportunity'.

Typing this as I go, so don't bitch at me if it's slow going.

>>30240118
>'Oh, you remember Floor, don't you Anon? You used to get on so well!'
>'Well, she's recently lost her roommate. It's left her in a bit of a state. Since you're moving down yourself, wouldn't it be just perfect?'
>'I'm sure a familiar face would do wonders toward getting her back on her hooves, and Teally here informs me that the flat is spacious and the rent reasonable..."
>Just perfect.
>TOO perfect.
>Anon should have known it was a trap.
>He should have listened to that niggling feeling in the back of his skull that told him there was a REASON he and Floor had drifted apart.
>Now he remembered.
>He remembered how those carefree days in the fields had dwindled, how their late nights under the covers had become awkward and sometimes even frightening.
>And now here he was, fingers itching for a washcloth, molars impacting slowly as he watched Floor descend into another rant.
>He took in the tornado of refuse surrounding her 'command station' and silently groaned at the thought of cleaning it up after her.
>Again.
>His thoughts strayed toward the thought that her last roommate might have had the right idea.
>He immediately shook his head, banishing the ugly thought.
>"You probably can't help yourself from squealing in glee that MHA got another season, can you Anon? Fucking shonen jump betacuck..."
>Anon blinked, coming out of his reverie. 'She's actually addressing me?'
"Yup, that's me, rolling in it up to my eyeballs. I sure do love my normie trash."
>He'd learned by now that calling HIMSELF a normie tended to take the wind out of her sails.
>It was her go-to insult, and taking it off the board usually kept them from descending into a screaming match.
>"Uh, damn right you sarcastic fuck. Shouldn't you be at work, anyway?" Floor turned from her screen for the first time to point an accusing and slightly orange good at him.
"It's my day off. Do you even know what day it is?"
>Floor colored lightly, her eyes darting back to her monitor.

>>30240172
So far so good. Would love to see you continue if practical.

>>30240172
>"Monday, duh! Aren't you supposed to be fucking off to the park to throw stuff and tackle other dudes to the ground in a homoerotic fashion?"
>Anon squeezed his eyes shut and counted silently to ten. This mare...
"The game's at noon, Floor. I'm relaxing and having a beer."
>Floor noticed the bottle clutched in Anon's white-knuckled grip and raised an eyebrow.
>"Day-drinking, Anon? I'm impressed! Maybe there's some hope for you after all."
>Anon stared at her silently and took a pull from his bottle, the cold brew sliding down his throat and wrestling a contented sigh out of him.
>Floor smirked at him before slowly turning back to her screen, putting a hold up to stifle a yawn.
>"Finally..." Anon thought, taking another sip from his beer.
>It usually didn't take much more than fifteen minutes from the first yawn for her to drag herself back to her cave.
>Then he could at least make their living room/her 'office' something like presentable.
>Not that they ever had guests.
>Not that he'd ever WANT to have guests. Not here, with the lingering odor of a transient wafting from the bleak darkness behind his roommate's door.
>Even if he wanted to, he wouldn't brave that frontier for all the gold in Fort Knox.
>Besides, Floor's constant death threats on the matter made it as clear as the 'KEEP OUT' sign nailed to the door that it was off limits.
>Not that she'd care.
>He was reasonably certain that he was the only living being that had been within smelling distance of her room, or HER for that matter, since he'd moved in.
>He picked up the groceries, picked up the mail, anything that required leaving the house was up to him.
>She had her reasons.
>She really did.
>Reasons enough that her assigned social worker had put her on disability, and even the mandatory counseling was via video chat.
>She did that in her bedroom, thankfully.

>>30240199
Day off, juices are flowing, I'll keep writing until I get bored, anyway.

>>30240399
>Anon might have resented the situation, and it might drive him up the wall a good portion of the time, but at the end of the day Floor really needed help.
>For the friendship they'd had if nothing else, he was willing to give it.
>Anon was broken out of his little bout of introspection by the sound of wheels creaking and a heavy thud.
>He looked over to see Floor blearily looking around on her namesake.
>'She fell out of the chair again. Legs are probably asleep.' Anon sighed quietly and rolled his eyes.
>"T-time to hit the hay I guess. You have fun rolling in the grass with your 'friends', Anon."
>He narrowed his eyes, glaring at her as she slowly clambered back to her hooves.
>The poisonous inflection she added to 'friends' made him wonder not for the first time if she was implying something, or if she found the concept itself distasteful.
>Anon found himself hoping it was actually the former.
>Floor limped slowly toward him, making her way to her door and sanctuary.
>Unfortunately, she was a little less steady on her hooves than usual, and with an awkward squawk she sprawled to a heap at Anon's feet.
>Without thinking, Anon reached down to help her, hands going to her sides to pull her back to her hooves.
"Shit, are you o-?"
>"Don't fucking TOUCH me!" Anon's eyes widened as he was cut off by her outburst. He knew instantly he'd made a mistake.
>It didn't prepare him for the sharp blow that impacted his chest like a sledgehammer though, blasting him back into the couch.
>Anon clutched his chest weakly, trying to suck in deep breaths of air through his bruised diaphragm as he blinked back tears of pain.
>He could see Floor blurrily in front of him, hooves planted and back arched, her ears plastered to her skull as she stared at him with wild eyes.
>Anon finally got a decent breath into his lungs and coughed lightly, shaking his head lightly and forcing a wry grin.
"My bad, Floor. Shouldn't have done that. You're fine, okay. I'm fine, everything's fine."

>>30239744
Any.

Mare.

Just more cushion for the pushin.'

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>>30240826
Even this pone?

>>30240858
ESPECIALLY that pone.

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>>30240604
Time to put her back in her place

>>30240858
Extra holes.

>>30240118
>Wow. This thread has seen some shit.
i dont like this meme, but summer is here.

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>>30240929

>>30240604
>The effect his words had was immediate. Floor blinked, her eyes flashing back to normal.
>She took in his expression, which was much closer to a pained grimace than any kind of smile, and slowly looked down at her hoof.
>"I..." Floor started to say, her hoof lifting off the floor to shakily extend toward Anon.
>It hovered in indecision before she snatched it back to her chest, tearing her eyes away from Anon's face and practically leaping toward her bedroom.
>"I'm sorry!" Anon blanched at the tone of her voice as he turned to watch her scrabble at her door, opening it and darting inside before slamming it shut.
"Well, that hasn't happened in a while..."
>He probed his chest lightly, not feeling anything where it shouldn't be or moving around, and sighed softly in relief.
>'I always forget how strong Ponies are.' He thought to himself as he picked himself up off the couch.
>He bustled around the room, cleaning up slowly as he recovered from the blow, getting done running the vacuum just as his phone beeped the eleven-thirty alarm he'd set for himself.
>Walking up to Floor's door, he knocked softly.
"I'm going out, okay? I'm fine, like I said. Totally my fault. I'll see you when I get back, if you're up."
>He waited at the door for a few moments, but no reply was forthcoming. Not that he expected one.
"Get some rest, Floor."
>'Probably already passed out. She'll sleep it off and be fine by the time I get back.'
>Anon grabbed his gym bag from his room and headed out the door.
>He didn't notice the slightly cracked open door with the 'KEEP OUT' sign on it, or the eyes that followed him as he left.

>'I did it again.' Floor thought as she brought her traitorous hoof up to rub red eyes.
"He was just trying to help me, and I hurt him. Again. What kind of a Pony am I?"
>Floor rubbed the carpet in front of her slowly, grimacing at the change in consistency as it slid from inside her room to the living room.

>>30240914
Shush, you. This story is for depression, not violence.
>>30240858
You're only making him harder, Anon.

>>30240998
>Normally it wouldn't have bothered her, but this was one of those times when she could actually understand how far she'd fallen.
>She'd never been the cleanliest of Ponies, but in the last couple years it had gotten bad, and in the last few months it had gotten worse.
>Floor had to make it up to Anon. She knew that.
>He'd quickly become the most important person in her life, the spark of their old friendship blooming inside her and becoming a crackling hearth.
>She knew it wasn't healthy, because he was practically the ONLY important person in her life as well.
>Her mother was... Her mother, and best left at that.
>Her online acquaintances were little more than straw ponies to vent her rage on, with the few odd exceptions.
>But no matter how important to her he was, she couldn't stop herself from lashing out at him in one way or another.
>Her stupid bitch of a psychiatrist said all kinds of things about 'coping mechanisms' and 'stress triggers'.
>Like that was supposed to make her feel better about her incessant need to knock Anon down a peg.
>And if he accidentally touched her, like he'd done today...
"At least it didn't seem like I broke anything."
>The little voice in the back of her head had to add the addendum 'this time',of course.
>Snarling, Floor brought her hoof down on the carpet with a heavy thud.
>Her eyes strayed to her computer, contemplating logging in and taking her aggression out of some sad noob that wouldn't know what hit him.
>She knew that if she did she'd just stay there until she was too tired to see straight, forgetting about what she'd done and barely acknowledging Anon when he came home to see nothing had changed.
>Floor didn't want that.
>Of course, Floor didn't want a lot of things.
>Like her debilitating fear of the world outside her door, or the blind fear and rage another's touch inspired in her.
>Like so many things in her life, it became another battle for control.

>>30240172
>good
*hoof

>>30241262
>Floor really felt like she could win this one, though.
>With measured steps, she walked out into the living room, passed her Command Station and opened the hall closet.
"Must be in here somewhere..."
>Floor hoofed through the boxes stacked neatly inside, reading labels and feeling appreciation and annoyance war inside her at Anon's fastidiousness.
>All the way in the back, where she should have expected to find it, she spied her prize, such as it was.
>'Cleaning, Floor' the box proclaimed, and Floor grimaced.
>It was Anon's housewarming gift.
>Of course.
>Leave it to him to know that Human cleaning tools weren't exactly made with Ponies in mind.
>Or that she wouldn't have any of her own.
"Fucking damn it Anon, it's shit like this that makes me want to yank that smug grin off your face with pliers."
>Floor's words might have been venomous, but her smile was gentle as she ran a hoof slowly over the top of the box.
>Taking hold of it and carefully backing out of the closet, she pushed the box into the living room and bit the edge of the tape the top was still sealed with, pulling it away with a yank of her head.
>She lifted the flaps and stared into the box with some trepidation.
"Okay, now how do I use ANY of this shit?"
>She sat back, frustration clear on her face as she took in the various brushes, rods and hoof extensions.
>Slowly, she turned to her Command Station, giving it a pensive look.
>Rubbing her face with her hoof, she trotted over and hopped up, looked guiltily back at the box and hoofed the power button.

>Anon opened the door to the apartment, took two steps inside and immediately tripped and went sprawling.
>His gym bag flew out of his hand, flinging sweaty garments down the hall as he tried to catch himself.
>He failed.
>Anon at least managed to get his arms out in front of him before he hit the carpeted floor full force.


>>30241363
Fuck.

>>30241470
>Groaning, he whipped around onto his side to see what Floor had carelessly left out in the middle of the god damn hallway to trip him up.
"Fuck, Floor?"
>Anon looked back to see a sprawled out Floor panting heavily in front of the doorway.
>"H-hey there, Anon. Can you get your fucking dirty cleats off my back before you pull back a stump?"
>He gulped at Floor's barely restrained look of rage, but the sweat pouring off her forehead was what got him flipped over and kneeling by her side faster than he would have thought possible.
"Floor, what the fuck is wrong with you? You're literally STEAMING!"
>Anon wasn't exaggerating. Wisps of steam curled up off of Floor's back as if she were boiling water inside her coat.
>"Worked up a bit of a sweat I guess. Oh! I gotta show you something! I think you're really gonna like it, you normie cuckmeister, you."
>Floor's weak grin almost disturbed Anon more than her strange condition, but a sudden thought brought on a fresh surge of dread.
"Floor, do Ponies get overheated like horses do?"
>She blinked, her eyes looking up at the ceiling as she rocked her shoulders slowly back and forth.
>"Oh, yeah, I guess so. I should do some stuff." Floor lurched up from her supine position and promptly splayed back out, spilling into Anon's lap.
>She glanced up at him with a goofy look, batting at him with a hoof gently.
>"Gerroff, I needa drink some water and take a cold shower an' junk before I get brain damage 'er sumthin'."
>At the word's 'brain damage' Anon's hands curled under Floor's barrel and bodily lifted her off the floor.
>Grunting under the weight, Anon waddled as fast as he could toward the bathroom while Floor swung awkwardly back and forth, back legs kicking weakly.
>"Ay ay ay ay ay what th' fuck son?! Leggo'me! L-LEGGO!"
>Floor was practically screaming at this point, but Anon ignored her, swinging around the corner and seeing the bathroom door thankfully open.

>>30241822
nice dubs and bump

>>30241822
>'At least I won't have to kick it down... Fuck she's heavy...'
>Anon barreled through the doorway and practically tossed Floor into the shower, reaching in and yanking the handle up and over to full blast cold.
>NOW Floor was screaming.
>Anon ignored her and ran into the kitchen, filling up a water pitcher and dumping ice from the freezer into it.
"D-drink."
>He shoved the pitcher into Floor's hooves and she did that magical Pony bullshit and actually held it, taking a big gulp as the water from the shower hit her head and cascaded down her back.
>White foam floated on the surface of the water pooling in the bottom of the shower, and Anon prayed it was lather and not something, ANYTHING else.
>Grabbing a towel, Anon stepped into the shower and started rubbing Floor down, pulling more lather out of her coat as steam poured off of her.
>"A-anon, stop. I'm fine. You're getting soaked you fucking idiot." Floor protested weakly, her cooler head helping her realize just how bad of shape she'd been in.
"Drink."
>Floor nodded meekly, taking another big gulp of water as Anon ran the towel over her barrel.
>She drained the pitcher over the next few minutes while Anon rubbed her down, the steam slowly lessening as Floor felt herself cooling down.
>Setting it aside, she jerked in place as she felt the towel brush across her lower belly.
>"Woah! I got it from here, Anon!" She snatched the towel away from him and gave him a shove, pushing him into the shower wall where he slumped down against it.
"I see you're feeling better. Already back to knocking me around."
>Floor glared at Anon, but was only met with a chuckle.
>"Yeah, laugh it up chuckle-head..." Floor murmured, turning away from him as she wiped down her more delicate areas.
>Anon just wiped water off his face as he contemplated her back.
>'She looks a lot better... Jesus that scared the shit out of me...'
>Anon put a hand to his chest and could feel his heart still hammering away in there.

>>30242033
Same to you.

>>30242249
>"Hey, Anon, go dry off and get changed. I'm gonna take a shower."
>Anon blinked slowly, staring at her for a few seconds.
"Excuse me, you're going to what, now?"
>"What? I'm in here already, I might as well." Anon was having trouble processing this as he continued to stare.
"Floor, since when do you shower?"
>She glared at him, raising her hoof threateningly.
>"What kind of fucking question is that, Anon? I take showers."
>'All of three times since you moved in, but still...' Floor continued to glare as Anon gaped like a fish.
>In his weakened state, there was only one thought that managed to make it through the confusing net his mind had become.
"But, I need to shower."
>Floor rolled her eyes, blowing a few strands of wet hair out of her vision.
>"Fine, whatever. Just hurry up." With that, Floor grabbed a bottle of shampoo she was reasonably certain was supposed to be hers and squeezed a dollop out into her mane.
"But, but, we can't... Floor, we can't shower together."
>"Why not?" She looked around at the spacious shower. "It's big enough. And please, don't do the whole 'b-but you'll be naked!' thing."
>Floor gestured up and down herself as if to say 'totally naked right now'.
>Anon nodded slowly, watching as Floor worked the shampoo into her mane.
"But Floor, I'LL be naked."
>She didn't even turn around to address him. That might have been because she was trying to hide a blush, but he didn't need to know that.
>"So? We ran around naked as kids together all the time. Nothing new to see Nonny."
>Anon was fully prepared to explain to her that there were indeed new things, but he stopped short at the end of her sentence.
>'Nonny... I haven't heard that in ten years. What's going on here? Why is she acting like this?'
>Slowly, Anon grabbed the collar of his polo shirt and pulled it over his head, letting it drop outside of the shower with a wet smack.