Momlestia #44

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>>30215795
Momlestia (Motherly Celestia stories, writefags and others) Archive 2.0
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>Trippy_Shippy
Change of view - Ded https://pastebin.com/45xcRavp
Forgiveness to end my pain https://pastebin.com/bAUG8RnS
Linguistic Walls https://pastebin.com/4sXpk2QJ

>Crimson
Bathtime https://pastebin.com/ndbKQ6y2
Celestia and BabyAnon https://pastebin.com/gzWVHUGi
Momlestia [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/6FAnBYyH
Mommy Issues https://pastebin.com/0TrELSqs
Safe in Her Womb [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/E2fvUYuB
Milk of The Sun [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/gGyQRDQt
Milk of The Sun II [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/kD8xEmc1

>Blue Feather
Good Morning Sunshine https://pastebin.com/Rtr6VwJM

>AfterHours
Ten Years https://pastebin.com/TJRYLcwM
Chrysalis: Kidnapped https://pastebin.com/XvD076Gt
Ten Years: Bedtime https://pastebin.com/pi9DmLAD
Ten Years: Sick https://pastebin.com/yigHazpS
Gala https://pastebin.com/hcZLUefZ
Ten Years: Mother's Day https://pastebin.com/ChZyyDRB
Camping Gone Wrong [EqG] https://pastebin.com/BDh8TQzG
Ten Years: Sleeping Through the Night https://pastebin.com/eXKhXGTZ
Ten Years: Nightmare Night https://pastebin.com/9Z1ihdJh
Just Pretending https://pastebin.com/5yLC320R
Nightmare [EqG] https://pastebin.com/7HAeaNuM

>SomeFag
Memories Of Anon https://pastebin.com/02YCRFN7

>Unbirthusiast
Celestia unbirths Anonymous [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/GzC2VR09

>Freud would be proud [NSFW] (CYOA) (unknown author)
https://pastebin.com/Mrc8pccP

>JazzTeeth
A Gift from the Sun [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/50rWTY4E

>LoreLove
Celestia Wrestles Anon [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/fz1BGava
Celestia, Luna, and Anon Try Yoga [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/fg2rKuVf
Celestia and Anon Shop Clothes [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/C8DnvwBw
Beachside Bum Fun [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/4n0aJTVF

>F#cked up Oedipal HumanXCelestia Unbirth [NSFW] (unknown author)
https://pastebin.com/zsRTzrUN

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>>30215803
>RainbowWarrior0924
Nectar of the Goddess [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/XUDbjjE6
Milk and Honey [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/NJn2CtCi

>UnreliableAnon
Meeting Anon's Girlfriend https://pastebin.com/qwLL2yWA
Revised Evil Momlestia story https://pastebin.com/ds1KSjBa

>Woofr
Morning for Momlestia Thread https://pastebin.com/3igfBZYv

>Anonymous
Anon and Celestia play in the snow http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20473339/#20486449
Growing Up (young Anon) [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/vKwqA7XJ
Bathroom Break (watersports, young Anon) [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/JUrNqtF3

>Faggoat
Mama Celestia [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/SwmMJTkN

>Mr. Zed
https://pastebin.com/cV0Qv4hm (unfinished)

>Ditherer
The Westmost Edge of the World https://pastebin.com/LKrb1cdE

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>>30215811
Momlestia archive
Every time I look at you Anon, All I see is a foal in need of a mother.
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18634110/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18720076/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18780065/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18822963/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18863855/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18931039/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19007389/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19070626/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19159471/
#5 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19209388/
#6 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19237477/
#7 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19285044/
#8 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19390548/
#9 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19479388/
#10 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19583100/
#11 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19687089/
#12 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19827068/
#13 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19947205/
#14 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20111754/
#14.5 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20244209/
#15 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20473339/
#16 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20629973/
#17 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20790596/
#18 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20978531/
#19 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21360623/
#20 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21620837/
#20.1 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21639886/
#21 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21986248/
#22 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/22650134/
#23 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23100597/
#24 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23432726/
#23 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23503970/
#24 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23701855/
#24 Take 2 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23905846/
#25 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/24411666/
#26 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25089054/
#26.1 Nightmare Night https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25247204/
#27 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25679302/
#28 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25808368/

>>30215795
Explain the whole mommy fetish to me. Do you faggots really want to lose your free will, or do you just want to suck some crotchtits?

>>30215819
#29 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/26189238/
#30 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/26696513/
#31 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/26818287/
#32 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27147743/
#33 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27438466/
#34 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27715811
#35 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27958261
#36 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28229646
#37 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28475588
#38 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28780033
#39 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28972199
#40 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29120533
#41 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29384170/
#42 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29652750/
#43 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30002570/

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>>30215822
Usual greentext prompts:
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30002570/#30002620

Pastebins from the last thread have been added, and I changed the links to be https, so no one can spy you when you read smut fanfictions about your pony mom.

>>30215820
Celestia's a motherly figure. Whether you see her as one for tender love or incest it's the same. There's no losing your free will, but milky crotchtits are always welcome.

>>30215820
It's more like nobody loves us or is proud of us, so we put Celestia up on this pedestal of being the most loving mother figure ever, her many years of life making her the most understanding and comforting shoulder to cry on.

And she's really cuddly looking, so the wing-hugs have got to be fucking bomb, yo.

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>>30215795
Celestia is a very pretty pony princess.

I love this thread. It's so relaxing.

I wish Celi was my mommy. I hate my real mom.

>>30215820
Man, how controlling was your mom that you'd equate that to losing free will entirely? Although I do have some other fetishes where you lose freedom and I'm gonna say it. Complete and total freedom, like all things, is only nice when you can afford it. I'd take a gilded cage with a few rules over being alone and bare in a vast, harsh desert. I don't really associate the mommy fetish with this though, in fact I never really looked at it that way.

>>30216538
Maybe it's that one dominant anon.

It is way to early for this thread to be on page 8.

i want momlestia to abuse me physically, mentally, and sexually

>ywn appear in equestria because of some magical mishap
>ywn be taken care of my celestia in canterlot
>ywn spend hours talking to her about humans and earth and equestria and stuff
>ywn cuddle with her when she is overworked
>ywn get to call her mommy
>ywn fall asleep with her
>ywn wake up wrapped in her wings, with her warm body close to yours
>ywn lay there until she wakes up, comforted by her embrace
>ywn talk and laugh while eating breakfast
>ywn have momlestia there in the flesh to be bestmom
this kind of hurt to think about

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This is a mama Daybreaker thread now

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>>30217842
No

>>30217842
>evil horse pussy
I'm okay with this
At least evil Celestia had some witty zingers.

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>>30218219
You know you want it.

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>>30218252
NO

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>>30218252
Okay, I actually am.

>>30218252
Mom Daybreaker green when?

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What was the pregnancy?

>>30218557
Maybe not the right thread for that. Try the pregnancy thread.

>>30218498
Not soon enough.

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Hi /mom/

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>Daybreaker will never make you breakfast
Why live.

>>30219275
She probably makes great pancakes.

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>>30215795

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>>30219981
Die you degenerate Barbiefag

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>>30215795
>"Are you feeling a little frustrated Sunshine? We still got a little time before we have to get ready."
>You will never have morning sex with momlestia before going to the school.

>>30219985
Screamed the fagot with the pet-play fetish picture....

>>30220346
Ignore him he only wants attention Anon.

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I really love mom

>>30215795
Aka Molestia

>>30221221
Brutal

Continuing what i wrote last thread.

>Be Anon.
>Negotiations went wonderful!
>Ember was so reasonable!
>She didn't even want the land you were willing to offer.
>You did better than you expected.
>Mom even said she may let you do more negotiations.
>Although you do wonder what she was busy with.
>Possibly aunt Luna getting her muzzle stuck in the peanut butter jar again.
>She never learns, but you love her all the same.
>Right now you are just speaking with Raven Inkwell.
>She's mom's Secretary.
>She's also a very level headed pony to speak with.
>Being around your mother as much as she is she isn't really affected by the royal status.
>She'll tell you how it is downright not beat around the bush.
>That's exactly why you want her to accept your offer.
“Come on please~”
>”No Anon.”
“I'll increase your paaaay~”
>”Anon. No.”
“It's not THAT hard all you have to do is train somepony.”
>”Anon. I can't train somepony and help your mother.” She says kicking her hooves “Also, PUT ME DOWN!”
“But you're the only pony I know who can teach somepony to be as good as you, and mom keeps bugging me about getting a Secretary.”
>You say rubbing her cheek against yours.
>She bats her hooves against your chest trying to push you away.
>”FINE! Just put me down! This is embarrassing!” She says wiggling frantically.
“YAY! Thank you Inky!”
>You say pulling her into a tight hug before putting her down.
>”My name's not ‘Inky' also weren’t you put into training to act more prince like?” She says brushing down her fur and mane.
“I was, but that's around nobles. Not my Inky winky~”
>She sighs.

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>>30221788
>”You know if somepony caught you calling me pet names they're going to think there is something going on between us right?” She ask working on her tail.
“Aww, would that be so bad~?”
>She glares.
>”Yes. It would be. The nobles would be angry and your mother would be furious.”
>You roll your eyes.
“Oh, she would not. She'd probably be happy you got a love interest and that I got a pony that wasn't after money and fame. Also, screw the nobles if they got a problem with you! Your my Inky winky, and if they got a problem they take it up with me.’
>This gets you a smile.
>”Whatever you say. But if I were you I'd be in a rush.”
“A rush? Why would I be in a rush?”
>”Because you've got a meeting with a noble in ten minutes.”
>Oh shit!
>You rush for the door to the hallway.
“Sorry Inkwell got to go bye!”
>You yelp running down the hall towards your room to get ready.
>Inkwell just shakes her head as she walks down the hall towards the royal court a grin plastered on her face.
>”He never changes.” She says to herself as she walks.

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>>30221818
Thanks for the update m8

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>Mom will never have a mid-life crisis and spend time with you and your female friends in order to feel young again

>>30222599
Welcome back you beautiful son of a bitch.
>Mom will never embarrassing in front of two of the seven most cutest girls while she is drunk.
>Her top will never "accidently" fall.

>>30222599
>>30222655
>"I need an adult."
>"Oh honey, I am an adult."
"Mom stop molesting my friends."

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>>30221818
Any chance for more tonight?

>>30222680
>implying she wouldnt :molest" her own son

>>30222825
You can't molest the willing.

>>30222680
>Mom will never mucky mouse Sunset head while she's wasted.
>"Ha. Pranked! Am I doing it right sweetie?"

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>>30222655
But i never left

>>30223181
Well in that case, I never saw you coming.

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>>30223221

>>30223497
I'm sorry, I just had to.

>>30222599
I want a green based on this pic so bad.

>>30221818
This is pretty good.
>See's name
Dropped.

>>30224028
I don't get it

There was a prompt in some other thread few days ago that would make a nice green in this thread, but I forgot what it was.
Any help?

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>>30224082
There's a lot of prompts, you're gonna need to narrow it down

>>30224096
Yorshka gives the best succ

>>30224060
He's a shitty writer from rgre.

>>30224141
But I like RGRE

>>30222599
I want to cum inside

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Bump for drunk and ambiguously incestuous kisses from mommy horse.

>>30224225
I think he's saying what I write sucks. He's not wrong about my RGRE story though. It was completely terrible.
>>30222782
Sadly no not yet, I don't write while tired, caused too many problems that way.

>>30224244
praise the mom

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>>30224141
>/rgr*/

>>30224423
>>30224141
Alright, let's not piss off Rgre. Last thing we need is shitposting here.

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>>30224500

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>>30224500
I'm also a regular there and all things momlestia are generally well received. Not that there have been stories or anything, but when it's mentioned no one goes into a tirade about it.

>>30222599
>"Come on hon, I'll take the pink haired one and you take the cute red head. It'll just be like my old college days."
>This moment Anon found out his mom had a les phase during college.

>>30215795
Hey Nayaa if you are still in the thread can you draw Principal Momlestia doing lewd things to Anon?

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>"ARE YOU READY TO ROCK, SUNSHINE?"
>'Mom, please, it's-'
>[Ear splitting guitar riffs]
>"I CAN'T HEAR YOU, BABY, I SAID, ARE YOU READY TO ROOOOOOOOCK?!"

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>>30225821
He already did
https://derpibooru.org/589379?q=principal+celestia%2C+explicit

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Slow day, /mom/?

>>30226959
B-but Mom...
>"Shhhh. You don't need anyone but me~"

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>>30226959
>"My Princess! We heard a commotion and-"
>'Y-you're dismissed, guards, false alarm!'
>'Just ehh, some mother/son bonding is all.'

>>30226399
I know but, I want new content.

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>>30226965
She's right, you know. No woman will ever love you more than your mother.

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>>30227155

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what I wouldn't give to hug this mare

>>30220012
>Momlestia will never leg lock you.

I miss the one shots where anon fucked everyone and cuck'd Twilight.

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>unbirth stuff is always tf

There's always something to prevent me from enjoying a fetish. Maybe a good thing or I'd have too many kinks to count.

eh?>>30228415

>>30228392
F

>celestia will never whisper lewd things in your ear while you sleep to try and make you have wet dreams about her

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>>30229576
When you were hitting puberty Celestia asked Luna to give you a special wet dream so that lewd fantasies of your mommy were the first thing to awaken your sexuality and make you cum.

>>30229647
>implying she'd trust your thirsty aunt with your dream virginity

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>>30229689
>Momlestia seemed all too happy to give you the birds and bees talk when she saw the stain on your bedsheets in the morning.
>She eventually asked about this dream that made you feel funny.
>With some reluctance, you tell her you were visited by a beautiful alicorn.
>This piqued Celestia's interest and something suspicious seemed to be hiding behind her regal smile.
>You told mommy she was tall and leggy, had a long wavy mane, ethereal beauty, an air of ageless authority...
>and a rich blue coat.
>The sharp, abrupt sound of your mother's wings snapping shut broke you out of an emerging daydream.
>Celestia's smile and optimism: gone

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>>30226938
Going slow with /mom/ means it lasts longer.
She gets to savor every last post and bump.

>>30227155
>tfw your mom wont be around forever

>>30230414
Dammit anon, I come here for weird interspecies incest fantasies, not feels.

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>>30230514
>"Into each life, some rain must fall, Anonymous."
>"..But fear not, I, and your Aunt, will always be here for you~."
>'E-evil mom pls..'

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>>30230229
>"I love you Anonymous."

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>"Prince Anonymous, a highly reputable source says you've apparently embraced a centuries old royal tradition, is that correct?"
>'It is, yes. I have recently began sharing a different, uh, more physical with both my mother, and aunt.'
>"..I-I'm afraid I dont follow."
>'Yes, I know, why hadn't I done it sooner? They were my first crushes, and they've always been there for me. There love is a high like no other.'
>"I don't quite follow.."
>'It's hard to put into words. They just make me happy and I'd be hard pressed to find anypony else who could match their love for me.'
>"T-that's beautiful, your highness..but I was actually referring to your recent practicing of The Royal Canterlot Voice."
>'...Oh.'

>>30230910
damnit, *more physical love

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>all celestia breastfeeding on derpi is anthro or involves not anon
>"Oh no you don't, young man. You've always nursed from me before bed time."
>'I think I might be a little old for that now, mom.'
>"Nonsense, you can grab the hershey's syrup from the kitchen, but I want you in my bedroom now."
>"..My growing young man still needs his vitamins and a full 8 hours of sleep."
>'Implying I'll get any sleep with you..'
>"Oh you are just going the right way for tickles right now, aren't you, mister?"
>'M-mom, no-, AHAHAHA!! S-STOP, NO! HAHA, DAMNIT!'

Night, /mom/

>>30231059
>ywn suck momlestia's tits before bed

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>Anon better not be taking me the V.E.T place again. I don't know what it is but I know I won't like it. I want to go walkies like he promised

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>Mom is super old school
>Only buys you clothes considered 'cool' from the baroque period to pre-industrial era
>"Lulu wait until you see the dashing new clothes I picked out for Anonymous."
>'Sister, we hardly believe the clothing in question can be described as "new".'
>"Nonsense. Anonymous, sweetheart, come show your Aunt the debonaire get-up mommy picked out for you at Fancy's Haberdashery."
"Ok, mom, should I jig on out or riverdance in this?"
>"Anonymous B. Handsome, those clothes are the pinnacle of fashion for the distinguished young gentlemen, you should appreciate them more."
>You walk out in your itchy highwater pants and clunky frankenstein shoes
>Your Aunt immediately sits upright and fastens a glare on your mom
>'He cannot attend school like this, sister.'
>"I happen to think it's a very nice look on him, Luna. A refreshing break from those other boys his age with there eh..dope fly stupid fresh rapper wares."
>'Anonymous, you may disrobe from that nightmare now, we shall be taking you shopping for clothes.'
>Auntie to the rescue
>"I'm still buying that for you, Anonymous. You can atleast wear it at formal events."
"Like the box social and welcoming back the boys from the great war, mom?"
>Your Aunt giggles

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shit Mom's crying, what do we do?

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>>30232429
Give her the Damn best cuddles and kisses because she's my mom

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>>30232429
I said sorry mom! I won't do it again

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>"Mom, quit trying to give Auntie a Hitler stache and come down to breakfast."

>>30222599
>the 8th year senior and the one who smells like rabbit pellets
mom pls

MOM

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>>30233610
>"Hmm?"
>"Are you stuck on Slylock Fox's puzzle in the comics again, sunshine?"
>'T-this is clearly too advanced for...ages 6 and up!'
>"Oh, there, there..mommy will write the editor for you again. Remember last time mommy did that? They took out that those boring old Middleton's and B.C."

>>30231823
repost repost

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>>30234138
I noticed, didn't think anyone would save something I'd written. Rather than point it out next time, maybe be the change you want to see.

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>"Anonym-, what are you doing?! Mmm, n-no, sunshine, we caaa~-..w-we can't..ooh.."
>'L-let me share this love with you, mom, please?'

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>"See something you like Nephew?"

>>30234939
Do you think there's a set schedule in place for relations with Mom & Auntie?
>"I'm not giving you my friday, Lulu."
>'Sissssterrrr!'
>"I'm sorry, but the schedule is in place for a reason, and it's becoming increasingly difficult to maintain without Cadence trying to spirit him off school grounds while we're occupied."
>'..We were beginning to grow suspcious of the great many pizza deliveries to the school as of recent.'

>>30234978
>Mom and Auntie switch every other weekend.
>"I'm not giving you my friday, Lulu."
>"I'll let you have any day during my weekend, please Tia!"
>"Fine, but you owe me later. Also why do you want him so much?"
>Hours later.
>You and Auntie Lulu are fighting in Marvel vs Capcom 2.
>"Ha I win again nephew, I am the arcade fighter queen!"
"Hey no fair your ass was in the way most of the time."
>"Excuses excuses. I didn't hear you complaining while riding you."

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>>30231466
>Reason for vet visit
>https://youtu.be/jMyL0HdXPuc
>The most rancid hay farts you've ever smelled
>You needed to make sure she isn't sick or something didn't crawl up her ass and die

>>30235316
>"..She's big for a 'little pony'." The doctor muses
>!
>'I beg your pardon?! I am a healthy size and weight for my age, thank you very much.'
>"JESUSFUCK, IT TALKS?!"
>..Dr. Treehugger, you KNOW this. We've been here before.

>>30235347
Dr Treehugger you are a horse.

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>Tfw your mother just flat out tells you that she and dad are fighting because of you.
>Get into an argument about it, your own logic/autism is good enough to call them out on their bullshit.
>What you say just doesnt even register, to the point of asking questions you've literally just answered 5 seconds ago.
>Eventually drop shit and walk away before either of us get violent.
>Blog post on /mlp/ about it because i had the mom thread open.
Welp, this pile of guilt and feeling of unfairness is a fun blanket to go to bed with, time to bury myself in green and cry myself to sleep over the mother i'll never have.

>>30235379
Shit dude I'm sorry.

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>>30235379
Growing up my parents went back and forth on who was the disciplinarian and who was the good cop.
At the time, I'd pretty much just told my dad to go fuck himself; mom would never let him beat me or kick me out.
Then she told me almost in tears not to make her choose.

c-can we not be /feel/ now

>>30235316
>Art for Pet Suns
>Being used as BRAAAPfag propaganda
This is the darkest timeline.

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How do you feel about role reversal

>>30236038
What kind of role reversal?

>>30236038
Like RGRE? I like.

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>>30236038
Like /rgr*/?
Ewww no thanks

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>>30236038
As long as it's temporary.

>>30236191
>>30236267
Dudes, look at the picture.
Obviously, Cel and Luna look way too young to be your /mom/ and /aunt/, so I'm guessing:
>SciTwi magical buffoonery leaves them as teens with DFCs
>16 year old Anon has to take care of them until spell wears off
>Memories are very hazy, but they know Anon is very important to them
>And being teens with raging hormones, they'll try their best to be the target of Anon's affection

>>30236397
>Anon sits bored out of his mind outside the changing room in the young miss's section
>"I swear, if it's just MORE short shorts and tops that expose your cute tum-..midriff's, we are NOT getting them."
>'Anonymous, sweetheart, don't you want to witness your mother and aunt blossom into beautiful young women for the first time?'
>Aaaand the woman operating the changing station just heard all of that
>"Heh, my uh, girlfriend is really into role playing."
>'Mmm, I definitely have to try out yooour body in this body, my sunshine~'

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>invisible nephew

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>>30230641

>>30237418
Look, seriously, it's bad enough /sun/ is an image dump, atleast TRY to attach some green to it now and then.

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>>30237427
how about fuck you.

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>"What game are you playing sunshine?"
U-um Battle Milfs 2
>"Could you tach me how to play?"
Sure Mom...

>>30237441
You'd probably like that too much.

>>30237470
You're just jealous that /mom/ loves me more

>>30237466
I want to teach her how to git gud while I suck her tits

That's just the kind of relationship I want with mom. Natural.

>>30237470
>>30237476
OOHHHHHH
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

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>>30237466

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>>30237516
Look I know it's neat and all, being out of school, but take the autism down a bit, huh, champ?

Is Momlestia an advocate for spanking?

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Mom and Auntie aren't going to want to have relations with a couchlocked lazyass.

Can you be the man they know you can be?

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Night, mom

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>>30236672

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>wake up
>immediately think about green to contribute
>get off to mom x son
>completely forget what I wanted to write

I think one prompt was about Mom asking Anon to attend a PTA meeting with her so she wouldn't be bored, and she ends up getting a little jealous as the other mom's there try to cozy up to her son.
Another one was where his mother and aunt worry they aren't enough for him when he seems to only "engage" with them when they initiate it. The last idea I had is one where they have to face reality and urge him to go out and date since they wont be around forever and they'd like grandkids/nieces or nephews. The dates in question ofcourse are off a pre-approved list of girls.

>>30239436
>The dates in question of course are off a pre-approved list of girls.
Who would be on the list?

>>30239436
>The dates in question ofcourse are off a pre-approved list of girls.
What about the girls being Celestia and Luna in disguise?

>>30239481
>they try way too hard to act 'hip'
>Celestia doesn't know whether to go along with it or break character when you bring out weed/alcohol/tell her about something naughty you did

Why does this make me hard?

>>30239445
>"You're both still young ladies with plenty of living and loving left, mom."
>'Anonymous, sweetheart, please, i-it's better we have a contingency in place now than worry later.'
>'Verily nephew. Given that since you entered puberty, you've shared a bed, and so much more with you, we are confident you shall accomplish this with as much ease.'
>"Alright.." You say plopping down on the couch as your mom and aunt join you with their manila folders
>"Uh oh, you guys really did your homework here, huh?"
>Mom sits down on your left as Auntie takes the right
>Auntie leaning her head on your shoulder, as mom puts those big amazon legs across your lap
>They both kiss your cheek
>'We think you'll be pleasantly surprised with our selections.'
>"So long as you didn't include any girl who has now or EVER been, a magical horse thing, or extra-dimensional demon, it's fine."
>They exchange nervous glances
>"..Oh goddamnit, you guys.."

>>30239977
>Not wanting to fuck a magical horse thing, or extra-dimensional demon.

>>30239977
>>30240015
>You end up dating pony!Celestia

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>>30240041
and pony Luna

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>>30215795
>a day at the beach with a full mommy

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Remember when this thread was about horsemom?

I don't.

>>30240755
>Momlestia will never give you a tit job while wearing her that.
>Auntie Lulu will never specialize in thigh jobs.

>>30240932
I want us to have an account on pornhub where we upload 'home videos'.
>"I'm so excited, sweetheart!"
>'Mhmm, me too, mom. I'm really glad we did this.'
>Anon and his mom prepare to watch the video they made of themselves having sex
>"..Anonymous, sunshine, w-why is the video thumbnail a still from our trip to the zoo last week?"
>'Huh? Oh SHIT! I must've grabbed the wrong memory card, ahh fuck, man!'
>"Who has the camera right now?!"
>'...Mom, Auntie took the camera with her today.'
>'She's-'
>"Volunteering to teach Ms. Cheerilee's class while she's sick..."
>[meanwhile, at Canterlot Elementary]
>"Settle now, children. In lieu of arithmetic, I've a special treat in store for you!"
>"I have a video of a recent trip my nephew, my sister, and I, made to the zoo!"
>The class erupts with raucous applause
>Anything but math
>Ah, youth
>"Haha, then let us begin!"
>Auntie hooks up the camera to the classrooms television
>After some initial tracking and static, a very clear image comes into focus
>A rather thick thigh with a sun tattooed on it
>["I'm ready, my sunshine."]
>"EGADS, SISTER!"

>>30235379
Heh, my mom was plane out about her hate for me until dad got home. She loved my one sister to death and let her get away with anything. My sister would do shit and I'd get blamed for it, if I tried to tell her I didn't do it I'd be told not to back talk her. She removed me from regular school in 4th grade because she didn't want to have to drive me there and didn't let me take a bus yet let my sister stay in school. I got really suicidal because the only people I was around treated me like shit no matter what till my dad got home at 10:00 PM and by then I was made to go to bed. Eventually at eighteen I left on foot and lived in a one bedroom one bathroom apartment using welfare and what ever I could to survive. I ended up getting a job and got a better place slowly but surely. My mom has tried contacting me but the only time she actual got in touch she tried to yell at me over the phone about helping my sister get a job at the place I worked so I yelled back full force and told her how she fucked me up. Now I'm twenty-eight and she is trying to apologize and my dad wants me to forgive her. My sister is thirty with five kids with three different dads. Is it wrong I still hate both my mom and sister?

>>30241749
No, hold on to that hate and use it to empower yourself.

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>>30240755
>Mommy will never use the swimsuit that she accidentally bought on the internet

>>30241800
Those are some manly ass hands.

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>>30241839

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>>30240861
It's kind of annoying. But at least they help bumping the thread.

>>30242058
What is there to be upset about?
From the very getgo, even during AfterHour's time here, incest was always a theme here.

If there's something you'd specifically like to see more of, go for it.

>>30242129
I don't think incest is the problem they might just want horse mom over principal mom.

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>>30242157
This, pony is better than human.

>>30241749
sounds to me like your mother and sister can go die in a hole and you should tell them so, your dad though, seems like a cool dude, and whilst I'm sorry to say this, seriously, your mom and sister sound like cunts, fuck them and not in the hot way

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>>30242157
>>30242169
Oh, is that all?

Haha, shit, you had me going there for a second.

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>>30242129
I was referring to eqg/humanized. As was the guy I quoted too, I think.

>>30242501
I hear ya.
Still, though..
>"Awww, you don't think mommy makes a cute human girl?"
>'N-no hooves..

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>>30242517
Ofcourse I'd forget the image

Hah, well there's a definite hint that more pony is preferred in the future.

>page 8

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>>30242517
>because he was raised by ponies Anon isn't turned on by human women
>all efforts to find Anon a partner in the world beyond the mirror fail to Celestia's dismay and confusion
>"Mom you don't understand. If she doesn't have a soft coat, a long silky tail, big wings, or at least a horn; I don't want her."

>>30243309
>"Those are not humans, how could you even mistake them as such, I look nothing like them."
>"They're not horses anyway."
>"They're not you, Mom."

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>"Your mother? Evil?" Oh, how mellifluously decadent!"
>"Tell us, nephew, how doth she compare to us; The Lunar Scourge?"
>"What depraved, heartless, cruel punishments hath she exacted upon her subjects thus far?"
>'She replaced all the topping choices at Coldstone with sugar free and low fat items.'

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>"Do you like my mane naturally coloren Sunshine?"

>>30244575
>Mom's a natural pink
>Only has the rainbow mane in the public eye
>Occasionally performs a spell to either hide her wings and horn so she can intermingle among the populace
>Uses the opportunities to talk up herself and her son
>"Mmm, good afternon, subj-, uh, gals. Say, isn't that Prince Anonymous one hot hunka' bipedal sexy?"
>'You said it, sister, I want him to drag that sac across my muzzle, get a real snoot full of that musk, oh luna..'
>"I beg your pardon! That's my s-"
>'Why stop there, mare? Have you seen those canines? Mmmph, f-fuck, I want him to bite the scruff of my neck while he ruts me without mercy!'
>Mom hurries away before she hears too much and starts to get ideas

>>30243560
>You are Celestia, and you realize your son only wants an alicorn girlfriend.
>However, Cadence just got married and it would cause a scandal if your adoptive son dated and or eventually married his aunt or yourself.
>If only there was another alicorn...
>Wait, Starswirl had that unfinished spell!
>That's it!
>If I can't find an alicorn for him, I'll make one.
>Twilight is the only real choice to give it to, and she is a childhood friend of his.
>This could work out perfectly.

>>30244654
>Elsewhere in the castle, Anon shivers and has an uneasy feeling

>>30244654
>Twilight
>That chubby autistic creep
>She always smells of sweat and shame
>Mom needs to rethink her tastes

>>30244575
As it's long, wavy, soft enough to snuggle into, and belongs to you it's perfect.

I wonder if she keeps the same hair style while it's pink/natural. Luna's S1 hair was totally different for instance.

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>>30241749
Be the prodigal son of the family. Even though your 28 there's no reason you can't go to a trade school for a couple of months and become the richest person in your family. Rub that shit into their faces, though your dad seems pretty cool and he wants you to make up with your mother. Don't politely decline the offer and tell him of all the shit you went through when growing up. There's nothing better than a comeback story, especially if the people that put you down growing up are furious because you turned out successful and they didn't. Seriously man, it's never too late to prove motherfucks wrong.

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>>30244708
>tfw one day your aunt is a cute filly
>next time you see her she's bigger and speaks in olde english

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>>30244683
>>30244699
>Would you like an arranged marriage with Flurry Heart? Because it sounds like you want an arranged marriage with Flurry Heart, dear.

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>>30244740
>Anon sure as fuck doesn't want to marry his new niece and be a diaper changing househusband
>He relents and assures his mother he'll give some thought to dating
>Though there is somepony who feels differently on the matter

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>>30244889
>spoiler

Considering it's her nightmare.

>>30221818
>Be Anon.
>After rushing to get dressed you are now speed walking to the dining room to meet the noble.
>Probably just another one here to tell you about how much they ‘Love' you and how different they are compared to other nobles.
>How they can say they love you and want to start a herd with you when they don't even know you still amazes you.
>You really hope it's not a stallion again…
>You’re pretty sure your restraining order against ‘Prince' Blueblood got through.
>Luna was a bit aggravated that you did that but after the you AND five royal guards told her about his… -extreme- love for you, she understood.
>What scared you the most was the details…
>As you make it to the dining room you peek through the door to be safe.
>To your relief it wasn't Blueblood.
>Welp, let's get this over with.
>Put on the princely facade.
>As you push open the door the two guards salute.
“At ease.”
>You say on instinct.
>No matter how many time you ask them not to salute you they do it anyway.
>You're pretty sure they do it to mess with you, mainly because of the smile and slight giggle they do when they do it.
>”Ah, prince Anonymous! I'm so happy I could have your time!” Fancy Pants says.
“I can always make time for the ponies of my mother's kingdom. “
>You say with the princely voice of gentleness as your mother taught you.
>’Ponies tend to be less threatened by royals who speak gently.’ She told you.
>Honestly with nobles like Fancy you wish you could throw away gentleness.
>He always comes for the same thing.
>”Mmm, well of course you can. Now I know you said no the first time but-" and here we go…
“Mister Pants. While I'm sure your superstore would be good and I am willing to give you a loan, but I can't just have a-"
>”I know what you're going to say but before you do, how about you look at this chart I made of the profits it would make!” He says shoving the chart in your face with his magic.
>To amuse him you look at it.

>>30245300
>The amount of bits that would be gained is very impressive, but that still doesn't change anything.
“Mister Pants, this is quite impressive but-"
>”I'm so glad you agree! So when can I begin construction?”
“Well you can't, you see we can't just destroy a-"
>”-and why not!? Its perfectly reasonable. It will bring in more profits and tourism to Canterlot.”
>You have to contain a sigh.
“Mister Pants, it would not be a good idea to demolish a park that has had great Equestrian history. Not only would we demolish history but also a place were thousands of ponies young and old come to visit. Isn't there anywhere else that you could place your store?”
>You ask for the hundredth time.
>”Well there is-"
“You're not putting it in my mother's garden.”
>”Then we could put it in the cour-“
“Or the royal court.”
>”Then no.”
“You could always put it on the outskirts of Canterlot.”
>”But nopony goes there. It wouldn't make anything.” He whines like a foal.
“Well if it's as good as you've made it out I believe ponies will come from miles away to shop there.”
>”Hmm, no. It would be to much of a risk!” He says standing up and walking to the door. “I must leave, but I will be back!”
>Oh dear Celestia please don't come back.
>Why can't he just go bug somebody other than you about this.
>You're pretty sure he bugged mom before he came to you.
>As he leaves you hear another pony enter.
>You turn to see none other than Twilight.
>”Oh, hello Mister Fancy Pants.” She says extending a hoof to him.
>A smirk comes to his face.
>”Oh, princess Twilight! You were just the pony I wanted to see!” He says shaking her hoof. “Oh but I must be somewhere, may I meet with you at your castle? Say next Friday?”
>”Oh, of course, I can always-“
>”Good I'll see you then!” He says walking away.
>Oh Twilight, you poor, poor, fool. If only you knew what you had done.

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>>30245317
>She stands there confused for a minute before turning back and walking inside.
“Hello princess Sparkle. How are you today.”
>She cringes as she hears ‘princess’ again.
>”Please, just call me ‘Twilight' mister-" The words catch in her throat as her gaze rolls to you at the end of the table. “P-Prince A-Anonymous!” She mumbles.
“Please, Anonymous is fine. It's been a long time since we've seen each other. You have grown into quite the mare from what my mother has told me.”
>You say ignoring her surprised look.
>”Y-You too.” She mumbles before her eyes go wide. “N-Not that I'm saying you're a mare! Or that your mother has told me you're a mare! I mean that'd be kinda silly and-" She continues.
>Eventually you walk over and pat her on the back and she calms down.
“Twilight, it's okay. I understand you meant no offense. Now, what do you need?”
>She visibly calms down at your soft voice, but a blush is still visible on her face.
>”I was looking for princess Celestia. Would you know where she is?”
“Of course, she's in the royal court.”
>She deflates.
>”When will she be out?”
“About two hours.”
>You say looking at a clock.
>”Oh, okay. Thank you.”
“You are welcome, I will be on my way now. If you need me I'll be in my chambers.”
>You begin to walk away.
>”WAIT!” Twilight yelps nearly making you jump. “I was wondering if you wanted to go out. It has been awhile since we've seen each other.”

>>30245317
>Princely duties include fielding irate nobleponies with retarded, time consuming nothings
It's like he works at the DMV

>>30245350
Well he was trying to get certain things the crown owns demolished for room
>"“Mister Pants, it would not be a good idea to demolish a park that has had great Equestrian history."
And in the royal gardens and court.
>>”Well there is-"
>“You're not putting it in my mother's garden.”
>>”Then we could put it in the cour-“
>“Or the royal court.”
The only thing I don't understand is this
>“Mister Pants. While I'm sure your superstore would be good and I am willing to give you a loan, but I can't just have a-"
Why is he giving out loans? Do they do that?

>>30245486
>>30245350
Also, they're nobles. In most stories the nobles cry to the royals about anything.

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>>30245486
>Anon takes over daycourt while his mother enjoys some time off
>"Anonymous B. Handsome, did you actually ok a zoning permit for a house of ill repute near a school?"
>"Why are all the street's in Canterlot now named after Monopoly places?"
>"Did you commission an erotic mural of your Aunt, yourself, and I on the side of that church?"

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>>30245518
It was all a ploy to get her to punish him. He likes her punishments.

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>>30245532
>has to pay a fine in kisses
>must perform 200 hours of cuddling
>sentenced to public shaming via riding atop his mother or leading his aunt around by the reins
w-wew?

Night, /mom/

>>30245300
It
>>30245317
Is
>>30245338
Shit.
Stop writing.

>>30245549
>leading his aunt around by the reins
lewd

>>30245966
>Writers like this are literally all the keeps the thread alive
Didn't your mother teach you anything about gratitude?

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>>30245966
But that's wrong

>>30246116
>"I uh..I don't see how this is punishment for me is all I'm saying."
>'Hush, Nephew, unless thou should desire to bathe us as well.'

>>30246193
>>30246713
Don't take the bait.

>>30247386
This. He's just looking for (You)s, if we ignore him he'll fuck off.

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>"W-what do you mean we shall be 'fine'?! Do you not think Anonymous will notice this change?"
>'I-it's only for the next 24 hours, Luna, we may as well use this time to formulate a plan to avoid him for the time being.'
>'He's barely coherent upon waking, anyway.'
>Speak of the devil, and he will appear
>The two """sisters""" are startled by a loud yawn followed by the sounds of cracking knuckles
>"zzZz...hnnnngh...f-fuckin..stairs..mmm, morning mama, morning auntie."
>Anon plods by in his zombie like state
>He pats their flanks in passing
>"W-whoa....you two been working out?"
>'Eh, y-yes, my sunshine, mommy and auntie have been eh..l-lifting?'
>Anonymous, still chinese eyed, nods as he walks off towards breakfast
>"Cool. Man, I must not be fully awake yet because your voices sound deep as fuck, too."

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>>30247915
i need more

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>>30247915
>Dad Solaris and Uncle Artemis

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>"Anon could you please help brush mommy's mane?"

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>>30248539
I want dad to show me pictures of Uncle Artie in his edgy phase
>"Oh it was hilarious, Anonymous. Your uncle called himself 'Punished Artemis' and donned an eye patch."
>"Threatened to plunge the palace into 'eternal darkness' if the chef's didn't switch back to hay tendies."
>'W-WE DID NOTHING OF THE SORT, ANONYMOUS, OUR BROTHER IS TELLING FIBS OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL AS PER USUAL!'
>"Haha! I mean look at those boots, Anon!"
>Dad levitates the photo album up for all of you to see
>"W-who does he think he is, Gene-icorn Simmons? Hahaha!!"

>Celestia is slightly intoxicated and decides to sleep naked
>She pretends to be sleeping when her teenage son enters the room
>She keeps pretending to be sound asleep even when he gently touches her breasts

>>30249146
>no hooves

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>>30248900
>"Oooh gurl, yall gots to get a handle on dat mane tho."
>'Anonymous, my sunshine, you're too much sometimes.'
>"Pssssh, who be dis 'Anonymous' boi? I'm Bunifah Latifah Sharifa Jackson...he soun cute tho."
>You are your mother's sassy black hairdresser sometimes

>>30249189
Celestia being Celestia is all that matters.

>>30249201
>tfw Principal Celestia grounds you if you don't have an A in all your classes

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>>30249224
Yeah, but she does find really good ways to reward you when you do good.

>>30249467
>brings you Twilight
I thought you said reward, not punish.

>>30228392
Link me. pls

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>>30249803
Haha, the fuck do you think you're doing saging my momhorse thread?

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>>30248900

>>30250695
>"Good morning, Princess!"
>'And to you as well, Twilight.'
>["Pbbbt, go away, Purple Dork. Mom zip it back up, it's getting cold."]
>'Oh hush, you, be nice.'
>"P-princess, is your stomach talking?"

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I want to go back in time so teenage rebel Celestia can tickle my dick

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>>30250781

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Whatchu you say bout my mama?

How can you say you love momhorse if you can't even eat her poop?

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What sort of stuff is Anon up to in the castle?

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>>30251172
>"I'm sorry, Twilight, I'm afraid Anonymous is using the map for his hot wheels at the moment."

>>30245300
>>30245317
>>30245338
Ignore >30245966
Good shit so far. Keep going.

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Why is Twiggy always the villain in Momlestia sometimes just Celestia stuff?

>>30251218
Anon is singing in the background:
"ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND, GOT PLACES TO GO, GOTTA FOLLOW MY RAINBOW!"

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>>30248900

>>30251359
It's just a meme that's been around the thread for a while.
Anon just isn't her biggest fan, likely because of her being just a bit too eager at times.
>>30251376
>Not "Can you feel the sunshine"

>>30251447
>Not "Can you feel the sunshine"
That comes later.

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>>30249479
>Doesn't realize she's bringing you a plaything, not a girlfriend
>You're supposed to just fuck her and toss her aside (With a condom, of course. She doesn't deserve your seed.)
>Celestia makes sure there's no evidence of you two together, so you can still pursue more desirable girls.
>As a backup measure, Principal Mom threatens Twi to change her grades to make sure she doesn't get valedictorian and kepp her from getting into a good college is she doesn't keep her mouth shut

>>30251538
Still, out of all the girls at school and it has to be that one?

>>30251538
Would mom let me cum in Twi's ass though?

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>>30251586
Dude, you're looking a gift horse in the mouth.

>>30251591
Only if you're wearing a condom. She wants no evidence left behind... even in her behind.

>>30251782
What would mom do if I disobeyed her?

>>30251359
Because Twilight is a disgusting autist who keeps bribing the castle staff to give her your dirty laundry.

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>"Mom! Auntie Moon ate all my candy again!"
>'T-THE BOY SPEAKS LIES, SISTER!'

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>>30251842
>She ties you up and tells you "If you're not going to appreciate my gift to you, then I'll just make you a gift for some lonely lady on my staff."
>Mind instantly goes to >pic related
>Your school has some of the hottest cougar teachers around
>Door opens
>Granny Smith, the old lunch lady
>Your heart sinks to the floor
>"All right, Mrs. Smith, you have an hour to do as you wish with my boy. And don't mind me, I'll be over in the corner with my camcorder."
>Today is the day you wish you were one of those spies in the movies
>The kind that has a cyanide capsule hidden in their tooth for when they're caught

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>"..Anonymous, are you HIGH right now, young man?"

>>30215914
This pic

>Be Anon
>Mom is getting married
>You've never even met the pony.
>You don't know what it will be like to have two parents.
>It's always just been you and mom.

Left the prompt open to gender, so you can make mom a cock gurgler or a girl-faggot, your choice.

>>30217783
>ywn be spanked by mom for misbehaving

>>30253173
>Anon has been taking his prescription pills to treat his rare skin disease
>Mom thinks hes a junkie

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I want to come home drunk and ask mom to tell me about when I was little

Night, /mom/

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>>30253175
Wait, you mean this doesn't end with Anon being the surprise groom?

Not really any Femanon greens? Lets rectify that.

>Be princess femanon
>Right now you are fucking bored.
>"Anny, do you like this one? Oh look this one matches your eyes!"
>You can mom are at some dress boutique.
>Can't buy from anywhere in canterlot, papparazzi are assholes.
>Have to go all the way to ponyville.
>The mare took your measurements a month ago, you never caught her name.
>In that time she made what seemed to be hundreds of the most extravagent dresses you've ever seen.
>All in the hopes you would pick just one to wear to your coronation ceremony.
>"Which of these two do you like more?"
>Mom held up two equally frilly dresses. One mint green, the other a deep violet. Other than colour you really didnt notice any differences immidiatly
I don't know... The green one I guess.
>"Oh but this one accentuates your curves so well."
>She looks at the purple one, it doesn't flare out as much but it has a metric shit tonne more rhinestones
Okay then that one.
>"Well hey wait a minute, green is kind of your colour, maybe we should look for something like this."
>She looks back to the mint dress.
Holy shit make up your mind...
>Mom didn't hear you.
>"Anny, do you think this one looks too sheer?"

>>30253568
because femanon is awful

>>30253568
There really isn't a whole lot of difference in the interactions other than >girl

>bump

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>"Anonymous! What is this?!"
"A Veggie tray mom."
>"I can see that, would you mind telling me why it is in the place of the desert cart."
"It's healthier mom. I've been seeing you wolf down whole cakes in a sitting since I can remember. That can't be good for you."
>"Sunshine, I'm an immortal sun goddess. A few extra sweets won't do much to me."
"I'm not taking any chances, now eat."
>She hesitantly picks up a carrot and spins it in her magic, almost examining it.
>You however pick up a piece of cake you got from the kitchen and take a forkfull of it.
>"And what's that?"
"Hmmm? Oh, my cake."
>She looks disappointed at you and almost betrayed.
" What? I didn't say no cake period, it just needs to be in moderation."
>She is pouting at this point.
"Okay, one bite. But that's it."
>You hold out the forkfull of cake to her.
>She smiiles and leans down to your plate and swallow the entire piece in one mouthful.
"Hey!"
>She just smiles with crumbs still around her mouth.

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>>30248961
>Standing, on the edge!

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>>30253175
>>30253568

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>"Grrr, aren't I like a mommy gator carrying you around like this, sunshine?"
>'No, no you aren't. More like a mare who performs size spells on herself to put me in these specific situations.'
>"Mmm it sounds like someone wants to do more hatching roleplay."
>'Please don't sit on me again, mom.'

>>30255779
Ask her to RP a big bird so she can blanket you in her soft feathers.

>>30255840
>Mom goes full-swan mode at times
>Lowers her head, spreads her wings and angrily honks at mares giving you the eye
>Can be distracted with bread crumbs

>>30255779
>'Please don't sit on me again, mom.'
Shit taste confirmed. Turning down the Divine Butt.

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>>30254913

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>"Look, sweetie, I'm you!"
>"'Implying'"
>"'Mom, cake isn't a food group.'"

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>>30256695
On the one hand I'm terrified on the other I can't stop laughing

>>30256537
Sadlestia is too cute

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>>30255865

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>>30257921
I want to follow her around and narrate her comings and goings in a british accent.
>"Hea' we see quite a rare specimen; Celestius Cakeimus. Otherwise known as a Large Bottomed Pegacorn.."
>'!'
>"Ah, it appears we've been spotted."

Hey thread...
My mom died today. It was a long time coming but I still feel like shit. Can I have some cute Momlestia comforting stuff?

>>30258025
Fuck you

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>>30258025

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>>30257999
are you gonna jam a finger in her butthole?

>>30258077
Man, just that one and I'm in tears

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>>30258087
She'd like that too much, I'm going to do that thing divers do to immobilize sharks and pet their bellies.

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>>30256537

>>30258493
dr seuss pls change my mom & aunt back into ponies instead of sneetches

>>30258025
If you have a request, I'll see what I can do.

>>30252565
Who's the grey skin, pink haired one?

>>30258783
Prim Hemline.
Mom's not a fan of how Rarity, in her words, has recently become more 'hands on'.
I'd prefer switching to Coco Pommel over the christmas cake, though.

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>>30258493
>"Come and join the evening with us dear nephew~"
>"Yes, come and relax mommy and aunty."

>>30257999
>"It can burn me in crisp in ten seconds using the sun. I'm going to poke it with a stick."

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>"So, with that in mind, does anypony have a strategy in mind for reducing the impending cake tax?"
>'Maybe stop eating the all a hundred at a time.'
>"Anonymous, hush, mommy's in a grown up meeting."
>Anonymous shrugs and goes back to playing with his hotwheels while strapped to his mothers front in an adult sized papoose
>"Ehh, My Princess?" One of the nobles speaks up meekly
>"P-perhaps the young master is on to something with th-"
>Mom gives him the stare she gives you
>The one that means 'Boih you DO NOT want me to get out of this chair'

>>30259766
>strapped to his mother's front in an adult sized papoose

Shouldn't want.

>>30259959
How else is a Prince to greet his populace
>"A very good morning to you, my little ponies."
>Mom gives a slight bow as she addresses a passing group of nobleponies
>'Ayy, whas good wit it.'
>Anon gives Blueblood the buddy christ thumbs up gesture
>'Yeah, I see you, bruh, all jelly an shit. Look at me, ridin' first class like a boss.'

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>"OUR HOUSE"
>'Mom, pl-'
>"IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR STREET"
>'You see, Twilight? You SEE? THIS is why we cut my mom off after 2 margarita's'
>"OUR HOUSE"
>"THAT WAS WHERE WE USED TO SLE-, ANONYMOUS, SWEETHEART, YOU KNOW THE WORDS, C'MON!"

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>"Sister, for the life of us we cannot fathom how you with your hips for days are unable to move to a beat."
>'Foreplay has never been our strong suit, but Anonymous and I get there just the same.'
>"Be that as it may, trust us when we say he WILL enjoy this. He has illustrated as much with us both verbally and physically."
>'No one likes a boastful betty..'
>"We are just saying. *Ahem* Now, follow our lead."
>"Our milkshake entices all the breeding age males to our property, and they declare it's superior to yours; well said, it's better than yours, we can instruct thee, but we must ask a fee~"

>>30255779
When's the breastfeeding roleplay? I mean, she's got to be a mammal mommy at some point.

>>30258645
Anything of her comforting someone

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>>30261245
>at some point
Yes.

At some point.
Which is probably after you escape from her hoard.

>>30261018
You have to wonder why >no hooves Luna speaks all old timey. The original has an excuse.

>>30261271
Because EqG is shit.

>morning bump

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>>30261018
Oh Luna, you are always a delight