*Pees on your lap* Woops...sorry...are we still gonna do it?

>>30214177
Do it as in beat your little yellow ass till it's red? Of course!

>>30214177
Yeah, don't worry Shy. I'm still going to put you in the cuckshed.

>>30214177
Shy, you're not my waifu, we weren't gonna do it anyway. That being said, Pinkie sure does have a hard time holding it in, and if she peed on me I'd still fuck her.

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>>30214443
>not having best pony as waifu
>but having second best pony as waifu

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>>30214177
This just makes it better.

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>>30214186
I thought that was a tatzlwurm at first.

>>30214723
But, that's just a picture of my dick Anon..

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>>30214177
No, being peed on is not my fetish.

>>30214744
this tbqh

It has become the best case scenario.

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>>30214177
>mfw my lap was already wet.
I'm not a write fag but, should i write about anon helping her get over her shy bladder and train it so she can have sex with anon at last?

>>30214177
Sure, but it's going in your asshole.

>>30214920
Sounds good to me.

>>30214920
Give it a shot, laddie.

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>>30214177
Oh, honey, how did you know that this was my fetish?

>>30214177
The board doesn't allow any kind of roleplaying.

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>>30215115
>he does it for free

I like to watch peeing, I don't want to be a toilet.

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>>30215148
>not wanting a pony to pee in your mouth
>not wanting to pee in a pony's mouth

>>30215153
Maybe not in Celestia's own mouth. I bet she gives a mean blowjob, though.