>anon, what the hell are you doing in my apartment!?

Another great EQG thread

watching FiM and not EqG

>>30210774
>>30210775
Two newfags spotted
Man, it's getting easier and easier

>>30210780
>haha, only newfags hate the ayyylmao Barbie show r-right?

EqG sucks, get over it

>>30210769
You bought the last Peanut Butter Crackers at the supermarket that Trixie wanted. She knew about my lock picking skill, and told me she would give me a handjob if I got them from you. Don't hit me please.

>>30210786
Aaaaaand that makes three newfags spotted

"Your apartment? I have the key to the front door. Officers, this is the woman I was talking about. I think you'll find she doesn't have a key to this place."
>"What? Yes I- Oh, you changed the lock?"
"Get her out of my house."
>"No wait! He changed the lock! This is my house!"
>"Sorry ma'am but the law clearly states that since you don't have a key to this residence it is legally his. Both of your names are on the deed."
"Thanks officers. Have a good day."
>"Anon you piece of shit I'll fucking kill you!"
"I'm sure the judge will love to hear that recording Thursday."

>>30210769
Shitting in your Nutella and then burying it.
I just wanted you to have a surprise next time you make a Nutella sandwich.

>>30210798
better than being 12 I guess

>>30210769

"Executing a search warrant. You're under arrest, by the way."

>>30210786
Only newfags wouldn't recognize this thread
Now back to EqD, vermin

>>30210810
fuck off newfag

>>30210816
Fuck of barbiefag

>>30210840
>l-look guise, i'm hating on EQG to prove i'm not a newfag!
Fuck off newfag

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>>30210774
>>30210775
>>30210786
>>30210810
>>30210840
shift-click

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thanks goyim, gonna cash these (You)s in for a better show than EqG

wait, that's every show

>>30210874
>EqG
>show
Retard.

>>30210769
beep beep, where the car at tho?

Enjoy, barbiefags.

https://youtu.be/oY5UumXDd8k

>>30210874
jesus christ

Welcome to the board of forced memes, where even the people tired of the forced memes force their own memes. On today's episode, we force out memes even harder.

God this place is shit.

>>30210912
>boy, I love sitting in shit

>>30210888
>he doesn't know

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>>30210912
>tfw you force a meme so hard you create a tulpa out of it

>>30210769
Your appartment!? Yours is the next unit over, you're in mine! Now show your tits or gtfo!

But seriously when are we gonna ban EqG alienthro garbage already?

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>>30210912
The show's back on hiatus. Shitposting is all that's left.

>>30210937
when you stop being a colossal faggot

so never

>>30210957
only if you have no useful productive skills.

>>30210964
Make the threads you want to see on the board.

>>30210964
And you think complaining about everything is a productive skill?

>>30210969
MODS
ROLEPLAY
KEKSHED
NEWFAG
GLIMMER
REEEEEEEE

>>30210976
I hate to say it, but I think you're hopeless.
You lack innitative so you won't make the 'quality threads' you want to see here.

Well, I wish you luck looking for your niche shitty taste threads that won't exist on ANY board because no one wants to make them.

>>30210893
Thank you.

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>>30210769

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>>30210800
*teleports behind you with a katana*
"Nothing personnel kid, it's just that nobody hurts my waifu I have written 25 self-insert fanfics about and have drawn 567 porn pictures with."

>>30210769
>Sunset was never the same after the accident.

>>30210780
You got it backwards: only newfags like or tolerate it.

>>30210769
[jumps down from counter]
>I'M GEY

>>30212673
*stabs you in the throats while you're monologuing*
Shut up.

>>30210769
Remind her she has severe amnesia and regularly forgets what's happened the in the past months.

>>30210774
Another shitposter derailing what could've been a good thread

>>30210769
>apartment
this is school hallway

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I'm making breakfast you ungrateful bitch. Fuck does it look like I'm doing?

>>30210769
the same thing I do every night Shimmy, masturbate into your panties
yes, even the ones you wear at night

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>>30213302
>You will never cum inside Shimmy's panties
>She will never wear them to bed that night
>She will never go to the doctor after a few weeks of feeling strange
>She will never find out she's pregnant despite never having sex
>You will never unknowingly give her your babies

>>30210769
Huffing your socks.
Got any pantyhose?

>>30213022
*regenerates and fucks yo momma*

>>30210769
You mean this isn't my house?

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>>30213324
>She'll never decide to keep it because abortion is death penalty in Small horse land
>She'll never get suspicious of you when you start getting overprotective of her and her soon to be child
>You'll never spill spaghettis, telling that you're like that with every pregnant women you know
>LoE happens
>She'll never find out the truth by simply bumping into you, reading your mind when your hand would find hers to stop her from falling down
>You'll never blink, wondering why the fuck is the mother of your kid's eyes glowing white
>She'll never simply stare at you, her mind trying to process all these informations
>And the feelings you have for her. And her panties
>Swn blush, telling you everything's okay, but not revealing you that she knows
>Not yet
>swn start plotting to get you to confess
>By 'telling' you that she just bought new panties, super sexy panties
>That gives her a great ass
>swn patiently wait in her bed past midnight, awake
>swn gasp when she hears the door opening and you entering, using the duplicate key you got from blackmailing Rainbowcunt
>ywn start searching the drawers, like you did many times before, to find your new preys
>swn fake her stretching, still 'asleep', pushing the covers aside and slowly turning to show you her new laced panties, as well as the perfect cheeks surrounding it.
>and her slightly swollen belly
>with your kid still growing inside
>unf
>ywn start pondering for a minute, but the lust being much too strong for your brain to stop you
>ywn find yourself in your boxers, slowly climbing up on the bed
>ywn try to carefully remove her panties
>swn grab your head and pull you against her, her legs locking your hips in place, against her
>ywn try to get away, her trying to shush you and you muttering retarded excuses
>ywn give up
>ywn tell her that you're sorry
>swn tell you that it's okay
>swn tell you that you need to take responsibility

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>>30213965

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>>30213965
This is why prompt threads are a good thing

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>>30214033
>>30214144
Ooooh, the numbers have blessed my shitty little green

PRAISE THE PROMPTS

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>>30213965
I never asked for this
Because I didn't know I needed this

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>>30213965

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>>30213965
Full story when?

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>>30213965
>swn tell you that you need to take responsibility

>ywn tell her that nothing would make you happier
>ywn ask her for her hand/hoof in marriage
>ywn raise your beautiful child with your wife
>ywn make a little brother or sister for your child

Why must the one thing we all desperately want be forever out of reach?!

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>>30214717
>"Daddy, how did you and mommy meet?"
"Well sport, that's a long story. It all started when I snuck into her home and filled her underwear with my seed"

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>>30214445
nah, already got too much stuff on my plate sry bb
maybe another writefag could tho

>>30214863
>>30213965
Writefriends, git on dis

>>30213965
>You will never make sweet love to her right then, filling her womb with your spunk properly this time