Rainbow Dash Thread

>>30210454
Jump in bed next to her and ask her how her day was.

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>>30210454
It really depends on what kind of waiting you're talking about.

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>ywn be Windy Whistles
>Bow Hothoof will never creampie you
>ywn squeeze out a beauty like rainbow Dash

>>30210638
get ur s!ck fetish fag sh!t out of here

>>30210646
I hope you know I can kill you with a well aimed kick to the chest you nerd.

>>30210902
Try it on yourself you cocktard.

>>30210911
>implying I haven't already
Get a load of this guy

>>30210454
Fugg

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Previous thread: >>30043568
Everything has to be perfect.

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The cutest egghead.

>>30210454
Get into bed with her and snuggle.

>>30210454
>What do?
Hmm, I need to think this through. That's a hard question, OP.

>>30210454
cuddle her and fall asleep

>>30210454
Do a belly flop on the other side, sending her flying off the bed.

>>30213745
Wow... me like. She needs to grow her mane out.

I need to post this here.
https://derpibooru.org/1451506
I know someone already drew a similar scene (1431403) right after the episode, but a POV makes it so much better. I think I have a new fetish.

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>>30213842
I love her parents so much.

>>30214463
One of the best pics of her. Everything about it is perfect. Just like Rainbow

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>>30214463
*rips out another feather*

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>>30215808
I love how they made her dad a big ass motherfucker, I couldn't have asked for better parents.

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booty bump

>>30210454
Lay back and tell her to go to town.

>>30210454
/r/ing green of anon meeting her parents

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I don't know why Rosen didn't link it here (probably to not get a bunch of replies asking "TenochtiCon when?", I guess), but I found a sequel (kinda) to the Best Young Flier green, in the Spitfire Thread:
>>30121672
https://pastebin.com/KXJdh4aJ

Technically it's a Spitfire green, but it's Dash related and I liked it, so I'm posting it here anyway. Also, now I have an excuse to ask TenochtiCon when?

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>>30217968
>TenochtiCon when?

>>30210454
>Rainbow Dash is in your bed waiting for you. What do?

Tacklefuck her.

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>>30219271
More family pics.

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>>30219861
I love baby Dash's Mohawk.

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Cutie patootie.

>>30210454
...Autists at play

>>30221751
How can any of you justify even slightly enjoying this shit. Fucking major autismo

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>>30221787
There's literally nothing wrong with liking sexy/cute poners

>>30221936
Stop responding to shit-tier bait.

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>>30221945
>Shit teir bait.
How's this for bait
Bet you get a chub goat fuckers

This really isn't bait I am honestly interested in what you find appealing about this

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>>30221945
Why? It gives me an excuse to post lewd ponies
>>30222364
That's banable, anon

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Top cunt

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Did the summer boys over on /b/ raid us or something?

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>>30213745
could she pull off Windy's old look?

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The fucking idiot who must not be named is right, iloveponypussy has deleted most of his art. I have a few pics saved, should I make a dump?

>>30223819
Dump them anon!

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>>30223851
OK, dumping everything I have. This took me a bit longer than expected.

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Comfy pone.

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This is one of my faves.

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This was the pic that got an explicit edit, and it's one of the two Dashes that are still on Derpi:
https://derpibooru.org/1344184
So at least we know that the artist didn't ragequit because someone made an "inappropriate" edit of one of his pics. But I still don't know why he removed everything but two pics, it's kind of weird.

Also, backup of the edit so the anon who edited it won't get banned again:
https://mega.nz/#!BE8WAbCL!tlLGu8YtuVA8pWDtLIwdZSkF-wMl8oP2t1wXyClAJQo

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The other pic that is still up.
https://derpibooru.org/1352767

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This is the most recent pic I have. It's particularly adorable.

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And now a couple of pics that I hadn't saved, but I found on Google.

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And the last one. I found two other pics on Google, one with socks, one with the Gala dress, but I can't get full size versions of them, and posting the thumbnails would be kinda ridiculous, so here ends the dump.

F

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>>30224160
Do you mean this one?

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>>30224223
also got this one

>>30224160
and please post the thumbnail of the gala dress one, maybe I have it saved under a different name

>>30224223
Exactly, that's the one.

>>30224254
And I just found the dress (it wasn't the Gala dress, my bad) thanks to Bing, it was in one of EqD's Drawfriend compilations.
I used EqD's search thing to look for all the posts with iloveponypussy's name, and if I'm not mistaken I already posted all his Dash stuff. So the dump is now probably complete. Well, maybe there are larger versions of >>30224152, >>30224160, and pic related out there, but other than that, it's complete.

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>>30224264
I got the larger version of >>30224152

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>>30224268
Nice. And thanks to Yandex I found a larger version of >>30224264 in https://ponyach.ru/b/res/050443273.html

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>>30224298
And a larger version of >>30224160 in https://ponyach.ru/b/res/1596240.html. Sorry I can't delete the previous post, it's too old.

I think that's it.

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For archival purposes the 4 non-rainbow pics I got from him

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>>30224317
cringy bat OC(?)

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>>30224322
best pony

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>>30224324
and a fat version
Why did he nuke is account anyway?

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>>30224324
>he said, while posting a pony who could be literally anyone except best pony
Get off my thread.

>>30224325
It's weird, he didn't nuke his account, he just removed everything but three pics on Derpi, and everything but four pics on DA.
http://iloveponypussy.deviantart.com/
The pics that are still up are kinda arbitrary. Not that they're bad (I love >>30224135), but for example I think that pic related is much better than >>30224325. I don't know.

Also, posting the two remaining pics from EqD's Drawfriend Stuff, I guess.

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>>30224387
And Derpy.

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>>30226297
Lucky for you all I, NRDT, am a curator of art.

https://mega.nz/#F!hHoyzD7J!bElphQUIl0MHAkGp1XGAow

>>30227064
I think this would look better if her accessories didn't have the crystal texture

R*inbow D*sh deserves to be disemboweled and Beheaded!

>>30227204
Hello headless_rainbow! I love you!

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Page 10 is no place for this pony.

Page 9

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This pony always manages to make me smile. I fucking love her

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>>30229945
Same here man

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been years since I heard this song, but i think it fits. I certainly didnt think i'd still be so obsessed over this pony after all these years but here I am, thinking of her every single hour of everyday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMmqh4Ut_Uo

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Daily reminder, Dashfags.

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>>30230168
thanks for the song, you made my day.

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>>30230168
It's a beautiful song, Anon.

It's funny. After hearing those love songs a million times, I didn't really pay attention to any of them anymore. It had become just something that you hear on the radio, as any other song. Until I saw this PMV with a song that I hadn't heard before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al7aNRsxpMs
>‘Cause you make my heart feel like it’s summer
>When the rain is pouring down
>You make my whole world feel so right when it’s wrong
>That’s why I know you are the one
>That’s how I know you are the one

It was right then, paying attention to the lyrics for the first time in ages, when I realized that love songs aren't just songs, they're something else. It's insane that now whenever I hear a love song and I listen to it, it makes me think of a pony. But I think it's beautiful.

Random picks from my playlist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNhhAEupU4g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGoWtY_h4xo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maAyfcO-X3k

I love her so much.

Don't save thumbnails.

>>30231503
oops my bad. But i see your tear jerking 'ill stand by you and I raise you, Chasing cars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaKr98ktoxU

I cannot listen to this song without bursting into tears anymore. Its the song that makes me hurt the most when i remember she isnt real

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>>30231518
I love it.

If we're gonna use weapons of mass destruction now, I should post this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiiyq2xrSI0

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>>30231503
>>30231518
>>30232229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGa3zFRqDn4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGJTaP6anOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF5bA1Arsco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtH02InlKP4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30902FfYDyA

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>>30233406
>ywn get cheesy love letters from Dash
every day I feel a new feel and it hurts I'm so tired of feeling guys

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best dress.

i...would...kill it with a knife and make myself some horse steak

>>30235594
She pulls off dresses better than anyone.

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>>30232499
I don't want to samefag too much, but those are some really nice songs too.

Listening to old tunes reminded me of another old song, that is both beautiful and absolutely heartbreaking. I probably shouldn't post it. I'm sorry. You have been warned.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXGz8i0I2L0

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>>30237883
fuck you I didn't ask for these feels

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>>30238643
Let's try something livelier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlSFmotba2I

>>30233559
Enjoy the feels, anon
They're the only thing that separates us from dirt

>>30240233
So many...how?

>>
>You make one last look to check of the area leading to the armory was clear.
>It is, thankfully. You position yourself to begin pushing the crate out into the open, doing your best to look as official as possible.
>With a heave, you attempt to push the crate along over to the entrance of the armory, doing your best to not knock off your hood.
"HNGGGG...guh. Why do you two have to weight so much?"
>"The gains train knows no stops! Size is the prize!" Steel says, his voice muffled by the wooden crate.
>You tilt the crate up slightly and drop it.
>"Owe!"
>Heh heh...
>Inch by inch, you make your way to the guards posted at the gates leading into the armory.
>Every inch, and inch closer to you possibly getting beheaded for escaping.
"UHNNN!" *thud* "Duh...done..."
>Panting and regaining your breathe, you turn to face the guards who look at you inquisitively, while also examining the box.
"Evening, uhh gents. Just hear to bring in some more weaponry brought in from the hideout that was raided." You say with a sheepish grin.
>C'mon, please buy it...
>The snow white guard scratches his head and adjusts his crimson mane as he looks at the crate and walks around it. Examining it for any markings or damages.
>Or you would assume so.
>"From the hideout...right." He says returning to his original spot, "I was informed that place had already been swept."
>Damn.
"R-right, well there was a storage room that was overlooked in the initial uhh *ahem* sweep. All good though because we found it."
>The guards both look at each other then back to you.
>"Right...so whats in there then? Do you have the contents properly documented?"

>>30241953
>Damn damn!
"Well about that, due to the uhh, ur-urgency or rather, time constraints of the portal about to be opened, we were informed to just bring it here and have it all documented at a more prudent time."
>The two guards look at each other, then back to you and give a hard glare.
>"Y'know I don't think I've seen you around here before, whats you name?" Says the purple coated grey-maned of the two.
"Name? Hah! I have one, why wouldn't I?"
>Your mind races a thousand miles a minute, thinking of a name.
>Beads of sweat begin forming on your forehead along with a lump in your throat.
>But wait! Theres a name tag on you!
"J-Jenkins! My name is Jenkins." You say grabbing the tag and pulling it forward.
>"Ohhh, your that new guy. No wonder you don't know shit. Well listen, for future ref-"
>He gets cut off by another voice off in the distance, getting louder as it approaches you.
"Whose that?" You ask, look toward it's source.
>"Damn! Its the platoon leader!" Say both guards worryingly.
>The short stallion power walks his way over, eye twitching.
>"Hey nasties! Why the fuck are my squad bays fucking disgusting??" He yells, stopping in front of you all.
>He had a dark brown coat and a mostly black mane save for the grey streak going through it, signifying his age.
>His cutie mark resembled that of a horseshoe striking the head of another pony.
>"I asked you a question!"
>Uh sir, I-I was unaware of-"
>"SHUT THE FUCK UP! What are you disgusting things being paid for huh?"
>These ponies are getting paid?

>>30241959
>Standing there trying to be as invisible as possible, you look on as the guards get their asses chewed.
>"You morons leave for post, and what do I find when I decide to stop by the squad bays? Trash, unmade beds, hoof-lockers unlocked, dirty uniforms just thrown about!"
>His jugular veins may as well be exploding out of his neck, this dude has no chill it seems.
>"S-sir, we had to leave for post a little early f-"
>"Oh, WHAT?! Tell me I'm wrong! Tell me I'm wrong! Go ahead!" He yells, more veins popping around his neck and head.
>The guards say nothing and just stand their dumbfounded.
>"Your here to serve, act like it. We can't be having mishaps like this, especially at such a crucial time!"
>"Y-yessir!" The guards say in unison
>Biting your tongue, you try to remain invisible.
>He turns and gives you a hard look.
>Damn Damn Damn!
>"You new?" He asks.
"Uh, Y-yessir! I'm *gulp* Jenkins." You reply.
>"Well listen hear Jenkins, I can't be having shit going wrong around here. Its up to you and your fellow members to maintain things when I'm not looking!"
"Yes sir!"
>"Now I'm going to be back at the squad bays tomorrow morning, they better be fucking SPOTLESS!" He says stomping his hoof into the ground.
>"Yessir!" You all respond.
>Holy shit. Talk about close calls.
>"I hate him..."
>"Yeah he fucken sucks."
>Hopefully that ass tearing was just the distraction you needed to take the focus off how suspicious you are.
"Uhhh... So, about letting me in?"

>>30241966
>They both let out a sigh.
>"Yeah just, give me a minute..." The guard says turning to unlock the massive wooden door.
>The lock clings and drops to the ground. He leans down to pick it up and motions for you to enter.
"Thanks guys, looks like after post were in for a long night of cleaning right?" You say with a sheepish grin.
>"Yeah no shit new guy. Now hurry the hell up."
>With pleasure...
>With another heave you push the crate into the entryway, stopping just enough for the crate to be now a few inches from the door.
>Good, once inside all you have to do is find a good spot open up the crate and let Steel do his thing.
>Peering over the crate you get a glimpse of whats inside, seeing an array of organized weaponry and stolen artifacts.
>Mostly your stuff...
>Bastards.
>You make another push, getting halfway through the door.
*ALERT* *ALERT*
>Your heart skips a beat from the loudspeakers sudden sound.
*ESCAPED PRISONERS, ALL PERSONNEL PERFORM PERSONAL ACCOUNTABILITY AND SEARCH ALL AREAS AND SEAL ALL EXITS*
>Shit. Shitshitshitshit! Just get in!
>With another push, you hit a snag, the crate gets caught against the wall.
"Oh you gotta be kidding me! Hey, help me out with this will ya!"
>"Fucken new guy!" Says the guard setting aside his spear to assist you.
>The two of you get the crate unstuck as alarms go off in the distance.
>C'mon, hurry the hell up!

>>30241978
>Your heart races and sweat runs down your face as you grow more and more anxious. Just one more big push and your in!
>"MY Clothes! They took my stuff!!" A voice cries out in the distance.
>Uh-oh...
>"Just who the hell are you?" The other guard cries out.
>"I'm Jenkins! I'm new and I got beat up, please help!"
>UH-OH!
>"Jenkins...? Wait a-HEY!"
"Game over man, GAME OVER! Quick! Steel screw this lets go!"
>The guards overhead in the towers hears the commotion and fires a barrage of arrows down upon you, barely missing and hitting the top of the crate.
>"Make way for-AHH!" Steel yells breaking out of the crate and ducking to avoid the arrows.
"We don't have time for zippy one-liners, shutup and lets go!"
>With Scootaloo in hand, Steel jumps out of the crate, tripping over himself while doing so.
>"Gah! Go on without me kid!"
>Steel launches Scootaloo forward, straight at your chest.
>"AHHH!" She cries out, being caught by you.
>You set her down and order her to safety.
"Get in there, find a place to hide!"
>"B-but what about-"
"Just go!"
>She nods and darts off into the armory.
>You turn back, seeing the guards holding onto Steel's arms as the archers atop the towers reload their crossbows and take aim.

>>30241984
>"AH! Get off me you psychotic little bastards! You don't even lift!" Steel cries out as the cultists try to restrain him.
"Hang on you big dumb idiot!"
>You leap forward, tackling down one the purple guard and freeing steel's right arm.
>He lands on the ground with a loud "thud".
"You alright??"
>"I'll be alright!" He says grabbing the other pony and flinging him over his head.
>"Ahhhh!" The white coated pony soars through the air and collides with his companion, getting the air knocked out of him.
>Looking up at the tower, you see the archer still taking aim.
>He fires, releasing an arrow straight at the unsuspecting Minotaur.
>"Ha-HAH! You don't have the gains to contend with me!"
"Look out!"
>"What?"
>You lunge towards him, attempting to take the arrow for him.
>But you jumped too soon. You fly past and land on the ground a second before the arrow makes impact with Steel's arm.
>"HNGGG!"
>That could've gone better...
>"Stop them!" The guards in the towers cry out as the alarms go blaring in the background.
"C'mon lets go!"
>The both of you run into the armory, avoiding any and all other arrows that fly overhead and impact the ground.
>Making it inside, you both slam the door shut and bar it off with whatever you could find. The watchtowers continued their barrage of arrows, only for them to burn up in the magical barrier surrounding the space above the armory.

>>30241989
>"Ungh...Vortex...y-you..."
"Tried to take an arrow for you? I know, pretty heroic eh?"
>"No! You missed!" He says, holding his arm.
"Well its the thought that counts right?"
>"No, taking the arrow. Thats what counts..."
>He plucks the arrow from his arm and throw it to the ground while you bar the door.
>"Okay...wheres my stuff?" Steel says talking to himself, examining the surrounding area.
>"Over here! I found a big thingy!" Scootaloo calls out from the distance.
>You finish blocking the door with whatever you can. Planks, heavy objects, big ass crates, everything.
*pants* "Thats all I could," *pant* "move..."
>You lean against the assortment of items against the door and slide down to your haunches to catch your breath.
>But whats this? Steel and Scootaloo are nowhere to be found?
>Dammit! where did they go? gotta find them fast!
>You spring back to your feet and begin frantically searching for them.
"Steel! Kid! Where are you...Whoah..."
>You find them both standing in front of a pile of assorted mana bombs and detonators, stored within cages locked up and sealed within various containers.
>"WooHoo!" Steel cries out, biting his lip in excitement, "Time to make a bomb!!"
>He grab hold of the locks on the crates and with his mighty Minotaur strength, break them off one by one.
"Just make it fast, theres no telling when they'll bust that gate down!"
>"Well it would be much faster and easier for Steel, if /somepony/ would've stopped the damn arrow!"
>Scootaloo looks up to you with a disappointing look.
"Right..."
>Steel begins to pull and connect an assortment of wires, fashioning together a makeshift detonator.

>>30241997

Bit late of an update considering what I had said on the last one, but regardless, the conclusion is drawing near!
Here is an updated paste fer all y'all wonderful bastards: https://pastebin.com/gPTbYZ9R

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>>30210454
>Rainbow Dash is in your bed waiting for you. What do?
Bump her

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>>30242016
Bring it on, I'm ready for the fireworks!

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I heard somebody mention hoodies in the previous thread so I made this

>>30248911
That's nice
Love it

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>>30248911
OR here. Thanks a bunch, Anon! I love dem hoodies.

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did somebody say hoodies?

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I need some help finding a fic. It was Rainbow Dash X Anon, And it started with Zephyr Breeze being a total creep and freaking out Dash, prompting Anon and Dash to pretend to be together to scare him off.
Then, they confess their love for each other and Anon rubs RD's wings until she has an orgasm, and then they go home and cuddle a bunch.
Theres a scene where Dash preforms her Wonderbolts show and Anon surprises her with a visit and buys a RD pinup, and it ends with Dash asking Anon to be her mate.
It was kinda cheesy but it was one of my first Dash stories.
Can anybody help me out?

>>30252213
Pretty sure what your looking for is "Excuses" by Mobius, his paste is in the OP

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>>30252213
>>30252594
I love that green. BTW, Mobius is reediting it as a fanfic.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/365626/excuses

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So, I finally got around to watching Parental Glideance last night, and I have some issues with it:

>Over-enthusiastic parents make asses of themselves at Dash's Wonderbolts exhibition
>Their bombastic display is severely distracting to the audience and even the performers
>They actually brought incendiary devices and are firing them into the crowd and at the performers
>Dash rightfully vents her frustrations at them for doing such irresponsible and dangerous things
>Dash's parents have the fucking unmitigated gall to act like they're the victims in all this
>Their poor, beleaguered daughter now has to apologize to them for their almost severely injuring (and potentially killing) several ponies

I wasn't even that mad at first, but the more I think about it, the more angry I get that Dash's well-meaning-but-still-narcissistic-and-moronic parents were able to slip under the karma pole and get away with what they did.

If I were Spitfire, they'd be banned for life from all Wonderbolts exhibitions.

So I guess that convention fic is dead? I sad.

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>>30256889
Cute!

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>>30256889

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>>30253713
I've been defending this episode almost since it aired, so if you just watched it I have an excuse to post a bit more. But first of all, my disclaimer: I HATE Newbie Dash with all my soul, and I know that it's extremely frustrating to read those stupid "no, you're wrong, the episode is great, it's just that you don't understand it :)" again and again and again. For what it's worth, I'm not saying that you're wrong, this is only how I see it.

Dash's parents were indubitably wrong, and they were annoying everyone else. The episode never tries to imply that they did nothing wrong.
Dash's reaction isn't rightful. The rightful reaction would have been to ask them to stop immediately after the fireworks or whatever. Dash bottles up her anger and doesn't say anything, making her parents think that they're doing something good. When she finally explodes, she is extremely harsh. The scene wasn't a "what the fuck are you doing?", it was a "fuck you, I don't want to see you again!" You don't say something like that to your parents, much less if they're wholeheartedly trying to help you and don't know that they are failing.
Dash's parents never act like they're victims, they even praise their daughter after she shouts at them, and nothing makes us think that they're trying to be "ironic." They love her unconditionally, even after she breaks their heart. Which, by the way, also means that they didn't get away with what they did, Dash's reaction was a more than hard punishment for them.
Finally, Dash's apology doesn't mean that she endorses her parents' behavior. Dash apologizes because she did something (really) wrong, and even if her parents did something wrong too, two wrongs don't make a right.

I really like Dash's character in this episode. She had a great excuse to justify her reaction, but she still apologizes because what she did was wrong. It was an extremely honorable moment for her, and pretending that she did nothing wrong makes it worthless.

Bamp

>>30250930
how about wings? If I had wings, I would do pic related?

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>>30257557
FUCKING THIS

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Stolen from the MLPG OP.

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would you a pirate Dash?

>>30263072
argh!

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>>30263072
I would any Dash.

By the way, I used this as an excuse to look for more pirate Dash on Derpi and I found this, drawn by Ralek like four years ago. I like this art much more than this artist's current style desu.

>>30219861
best hahaha

>>30263513
Good find

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>>30264302
give S U C C

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>>30264302
I love it when a pic is nice as porn, and when you crop it, it's still cute as a SFW pic.

>>30263072
>>30263513

High stakes swashbucking adventures with best pony? and plundering dat booty everynight?

I fail to see any reason why I would say no

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Socks. Cuz why not.

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Ponies in socks are the best>>30269459

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>>30269499
>Ponies in socks are the best
Especially this blue cutie.

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BEST
FAMILY

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I missed a lot of the discussion for Parental Guidance
How do you guys see Rainbows Parents influencing her to become the Pony she is today?

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>>30275220
I think it hasn't been discussed that much. IIRC, most discussion was about whether or not Dash was right when she shouted at her parents.

Anyway, I think Dash's parents made perfect sense. As I see it, her parent's admiration motivates her to do her best, because she wants to be worthy of all the praise she gets. And then, when she starts being really good at last, she notices that the other ponies still don't admire her as much as her parents, she probably thinks that she's still not good enough, and she keeps working hard to be the bestest.

Honestly, I'm quite happy with the canon we got. A different explanation for Dash's behavior would have been if Dash had some extremely pushy parents who were never satisfied with Dash's achievements, and everything Dash did was to impress them. But we already know that Dash was bullied when she was a filly, and she has self-validation issues. Even with the negative effects Bow and Windy could have had on her, the idea that Dash at least always had some endearing parents who always loved her no matter what is really heartwarming.

A side effect of this new canon backstory is that it makes MMDW much worse. It becomes even more obvious why Dash wanted to be admired, and it makes the Mane 6 reaction even more despicable.

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>>30277900
I love all the pics of Dash's family we're getting. I know it's autistic as fuck, but it makes me legitimately happy to have so much art that reminds me that Dash has a family that loves her. Before this episode, I never thought how much I needed this.

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>>30278793
This

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>>30281654
Thank you

Oh hey a place to dump this thing I wrote the other day.

I call it, "Oh, Horsefeathers OR Rainbow Daddy Issues".

>"It was probably my dad." said Rainbow Dash, finally managing to diffuse the tension in the room.
>"What? What about him?" questioned Gilda, first confused, and then concerned. "He didn't-" she followed up, leaning closer to her once-regained bff "-touch you or anything, right?"
>Dash recoiled from the suggestion so hard she actually flew up out of her cloudy chair. "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
>Gilda's expression became an unreadable mess of eye-rolling at Dash's most uncool overreaction, and the creeping, face-shaping notion that she may have upset her friend.
>Dash continued, wisely deciding to reign it in a notch for Gilda's sake. "I mean- not on purpose or anything. When I was just a foal, we would go flying together all the time, and I was too young to fly on my own, right? So my Dad would carry me between his front legs, and, sometimes, my tail or my flank might kinda...bump up against something. A little. Especially if the wind got rough. And, trust me, in some parts of Equestria, it's always rough."
>If the barely-perceivable twitch in her marehood was anything to go by, Rainbow Dash was onto something with her explanation. It would seem those memories were, in fact, formative of her tastes.

>>30283437

>She sat back down in her seat, at least partially to kill the excitement she felt, being airborne herself while thinking of those airborne memories.
>Gilda fought slightly with the cushion on her chair, hoping to return to a more comfortable set-up.
>Twisting and fidgeting, she failed and wrote the effort off as futile, but she started to see Dash's point in bringing up her father in the first place."So, because of that, you like older toms?".
>"Stallions." Dash not-quite-interrupted, feeling the beginnings of a blush. "I-it's not normally griffons."
>"It's a tomcat this time though, Dash." retorted Gilda, who tried carefully to sound no-nonsense but not angry, upset, or accusatory.
>It was not a skill that came easily to her.

>Dash swiftly tried to make eye contact with the wall behind her without moving her head. "Yeah..." was all she managed to say.
>Gilda's expression hardened as she thought of something, "Hey, why didn't your dad carry you on his back when you two flew together?"
>Dash had the answer to that one no sweat. "I could never see what was ahead of us from back there. Just....dad-neck. Really boring."
>Gilda nodded. Boredom, she knew, must never be suffered, if you could help it.
>This was something her and Dash had agreed on since they first met.
>"That doesn't really explain why you fucked my grandpa and not some other older...stallion or tomcat, though, Dash." said Gilda, trying not to sound standoffish, and not quite sure if she was succeeding.
>Dash retreated inwards just a little. Her cheeks turned a vibrant purple, combining the red of a blush with her sky blue coat.
>Gilda briefly considered dropping this entire conversation like algebra class - never mind that Dash was the one who had actually done that back in highschool, and made Gilda promise not to tell any purple unicorns about it for some reason.

>>30283443
>Dash took a moment to try and find the words, gesturing idly with one hoof.
>"I mean, it's just... I'm around you guys a lot lately since you and I reconnected, Gil."
>From that, Gilda knew the answer coming would be unsatisfying, but it helped to hear Dash reaffirm that, yes, they were friends again.
>Sure, she wasn't questioning it, but some things you just don't get tired of hearing over and over.
>"So...I guess I...talk to your grandpa alot." Dash continued, idly sweeping towards an empty part of the room with one forehoof. "And he tells me a lot of stories and jokes and...I dunno, I kinda like...some of them a little."
>Gilda made a click-like chirp in surprise, eyes widening and forgetting how to blink as she tried to process what she just heard. "Dash, are you seriously telling me you jumped my grampa's bones because of his-"
"Okay, I like all of them alot!" Dash suddenly blurted out, blushing so strongly it blew right past purple and turned her entire face a bright, cherry red.
"...Dash, I've heard most of his stories. They're not that good." said Gilda, trying to brush past Dash's embarrassment, however tempting it might have been to tease her about it. There were more important things right now.
Dash hemmed, and hawed, staring at the floor, thinking about Gilda's words and how she was essentially right. Grampa Gruff had a *few* good stories, but, thinking about it now, most of them were pretty boring. The only difference between her recollections of those stories, and Gruff telling them to her in-person, was, well, Gruff telling them to her in-person.

>>30283458
Dash's eyes widened and she nodded to herself in what Gilda could tell was resignation. Then she said, "Aw, crap..." quietly, almost too quiet to hear.
"Crap what?" asked Gilda.
Dash shared what her moment of pensiveness caused her to learn. "Dude, you're right. Your grandpa's stories *suck*. So...the only way him telling them to me could've made me wanna ride his-"
"DON'T", panickedly choked out Gilda.
"...yeah." continue Dash. "It must just be that...I'd like him no matter what. He wouldn't really have to do anything to seduce me."
Gilda winced at her phrasing, but decided to let it go. That her best friend found her grandfather...seductive... was not exactly new information.
She did have to listen to them fuck last night.
Dash, to Gilda's eternal gratitude, cut off Gilda's remembering the events of the prior night, "Gil, am I easy?"
The look on Dash's face, and the question coming out of it were surprisingly sincere.
"Dude, of course not." came the equally sincere response from Dash's griffon bestie. "It's not like you're banging every griffon you get your hooves on, just- just kinda my grandpa. This is such a lame topic." She crossed her forelegs, uncomfortable with the notion that she might have to get comfortable with this, as it was starting to sound like it wasn't a one time thing.

>>30283468
Dash sat up, returning to a more confident posture than anything else she had this whole conversation. "Heh, that your way of sayin' you wanna stop talkin' about it?". She didn't have Gilda's qualms about teasing friends.
"Kinda!" shouted Gilda, starting to get huffy. "You fucked my *grandpa*, Dash. It's weird."
Dash was unperturbed. "Not *that* weird." she said, "He is a pretty handsome guy."
Gilda, unamused, fired back. "Have you seen the scar going through his eye?!"
"That just means he's rugged!" said Dash, for the first time getting defensive about her tastes in mates.
Her simple assertion was met with a curious stare. "Whaddya mean rugged?" asked Gilda.
Dash fired back the exact same stare. "Y'know, rugged. Strong, masculine - it looks like he's been in fights, and he's all tough and stuff."
"And that's h-", began Gilda, before thinking better of her word choice. "That's something ponies like?"
"The mares, yeah." said Dash. "Well, straight mares. And I guess gay stallions. You guys don't?"
"Nah." said Gilda, "Most griffons like it when someone looks all clean and pristine and stuff. Out of shape, even. It means they have a lot of money, and never had to do anything rough and can affords all kindsa...fancy spa treatments and crap. Plus, we're kinda big on grooming." Gilda seemed to get embarrassed at that. Dash would've asked why, but she noticed Gilda was swishing her distinctly-feline tail back and forth, and it seemed to answer the question.
Gilda leaned back. "Y'know, putting it like that, it's amazing more griffons don't hook up with ponies."
Dash nodded. "Yeah, I was just thinking that."
There was a pause.

>>30283474
One that was far too long for either of them to stand.
It must've lasted nearly five seconds.
"Look." said Gilda, lazily waving a claw at nothing in particular, "Can you just...find somewhere else to...do stuff like that with him? I gotta sleep here. The walls ain't super thick, you know?"
Dash had to try very hard to not take the phrase 'super thick' and use it to make her sole griffon buddy even more uncomfortable than she had been throughout this conversation. But she managed to succeed. "Gil, wouldn't it make more sense for you to leave? It's Gruff's house."
Gilda started to fly up and shout something angry and defensive, but stopped short, deciding instead to grumble and turn away in a huff. "Half and half then." she said curtly.
"I dunno, Gil." began Dash, her playful tone taking on an almost sadistic edge, "Gruff might not exactly go for being kicked outta his own house, ya freeloader."
Gilda puffed up, every feather and follicle of fur sticking out with the force of a quill as 1000 rants about how Dash had no room to talk on that front considering how lazy she was, while Gilda at least *tried* to get her baking business going.
Then Dash cut her off. "Buuuuut I guess I put you in a rough spot. On accident. I'm sorry." While Gilda tried to form a response, Dash continued, getting to her hooves. "We can do half and half."

>>30283483

Gilda deflated with a simple. "Okay." before flying across the room to her oldest friend and following with a mirror of Dash's teasing cadence, "But if you tell me to start callin' you 'grandma Dash', we're goin' right back to the abysmal abyss and I'm *throwin'* ya down it."
"Pfft, you wouldn't take this away from your poor, old granddad." said Dash, smacking her rump with a hoof.
"Too far." said Gilda, flatly - not that she could poke any holes in that argument. Also the phrase 'poke any holes' made her coat crawl.
Dash thought for a moment, "Mmm. Yeah. My bad." she said, accompanied by the familiar sound of Grampa Gruff landing on the ground outside as he finally returned from whatever errand he was off on. She immediately perked up, her blue coat seemingly getting a shade lighter from what Gilda guessed was some kind of magical pony swoon.
Even Gilda, in all her cantankerousness, recognized it as puppy love. As the latch of her front door started turning, and Dash's excitement at the return of her new coltfriend only grew, Gilda steeled herself, and wondered what the future would hold.
She mostly hoped she wouldn't end up with any baby aunts or uncles. Now there was a nasty thought.

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>>30283488
intersting story, but i have to ask.
why?

where did this come from, why a griffon granddad of all things? Not complaining, just curious

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>>30283488
The end.
Here's a reminder who Gilda's grandfather Gruff is, since I'm sure most of you forgot.

>I stopped greentexting partway through the story.
Somehow, I failed to notice that while writing, and the three people I got to review it also failed to noticed it. I dunno. Shit happens.

Hope you enjoyed. Feedback is always appreciated. Paste is here https://pastebin.com/hZnNzDUq

>>30283511
after seeing that picture, this fic went from 'kinda hot' to 'oh god why, total boner killer.'

>>30283510
Cause I like griffons, I like porn of Dash and her dad, and I wanted to combine the two with this idea I had to try and make a story that was 100% awkward conversation interesting.
Also I think Gruff is a cool character and wanted to put out some content with him.

>>30283514
Lol, sorry. Not really supposed to be a hot story.
By all means, write a lewd fic where Dash bangs some other older male and make it as hot as you please.

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>>30283514
Actually wanting your wiafu to cuck you

>>30283668
>actually thinking your waifu would ever touch you with a 10 foot electrified barge pole

>>30283673
>being this much of a beta

>>30283737
>being this much of a fag

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>>30283514
>>30283673
>>30283793

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>>30283852

>>30283793
>>30283875
Have a gander at this

>>30283511
I have to say you wrote Gilda really well.

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Quick question, /dash/. What pony do you like to see Dash with the most? (I'm not talking about shipping, just about canon episodes)
I personally love to see her interactions with Twilight.

>>30287738
basically this

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>>30287738
The Lost Treasure of Griffonstone sold me on them

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I'm currently in the editing phase. I'll post an update later this evening. Thank you for your patience, everyone!

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[TenochtiCon Cont.]
https://pastebin.com/7GVkWvnW (New from 3385)

>You trot through the lobby toward the far side before pushing off into the air.
>Conflicting thoughts swirl in your mind as you slowly circle upward toward your room.
>You give yourself a small shake as you tap a hoof down on the railing of your floor and swing over onto the concourse.
>Everypony always expects a lot from Rainbow Dash.
>And that’s only natural.
>You’ll just have to be confident and show that you’re ready for whatever.
>For now, you have somepony to drag off to breakfast.
>A smile tugs at your mouth as you hoof out your room key and let yourself in.
>You have to stop a moment to let your eyes adjust to the smothering darkness in your room.
>Soft snores continue to make your friend’s shrouded presence known as you quietly walk in and shut the door.
>Your smile widens maliciously as the gray shape of mounded covers and pillows, dead center on your bed, shifts slightly in sleepy comfort.
>Tiphoofing across the room, you snag hold of the curtain pull cord with your teeth.
>You yank the cord as hard as you can making the curtains SNAP back to the sides.
“WHERE HAVE YOU HIDDEN THE IDOL?!”
>Sunlight practically explodes into the room bright enough to even blind you for a moment.
>”GAAAAAAAAAAH! Whaaa?”
*thunk*
>”RAINBOW DASH!”
>The sight of your friend bursting upward, hooves ready for a fight, only to get tangled in the bedsheet and topple to the floor is just too much.
>You collapse to the floor, rocking with laughter, and trying to catch your breath.
>“It’s not THAT funny, Rainbow Dash!”
>Daring Do struggles to roll over and sit up, but the twist of sheet is firmly wrapped around her hind leg.
>”Grrrrrhhh...C’MON! For pony’s sake, Rainbow! Help!”
>You manage to gasp your way over to her, wiping tears from your eyes and help disentangle her hoof.

>>30288574
>”’Bout time! Geez, the Sun’s barely up! Isn’t it a bit early for pranks?”
>You snort and give a quick flap to lift you onto the bed.
“It’s never too early for pranks, D.D.”
>She scrunches her nose and sticks out her tongue at you before circling the bed to her luggage.
>”D.D.? Ew, Rainbow. My mom called me that when I was a little foal, and she’d put little ribbons in my mane.”
>You settle in and chuckle at that.
“C’mon! Everypony should have a nickname. It’s what friends do!”
>Her snout wrinkles again as she drags out some travel sized bathing implements and a fresh outfit identical to your own costumes.
>”Meh, I guess it’s okay if it’s you…...Dashie.”
“Hey! That’s not fair! I already have a nickname! Only Pinkie calls me that, and it’s only ‘cause I can’t make her stop!”
>She shrugs and opens her eyes wide in a look of supreme innocence.
>”But, Dashie! It’s what friends do!”
“GRAH! Fine! I won’t call you D.D.! Okay?”
>But Daring Do merely shakes her head with a sly smile as she trots lightly into the bathroom.
>”I dunno, Dashie. I think D.D. is kinda growing on me. C’mon, we can scrub each other’s backs and get some food.”
>Your annoyed grumble in response only makes her quiet laughter increase as you follow her into the bathroom.
>For an adventurer pony, Daring Do seems to carry around a much larger assortment of bath potions than you’re used to.

>>30285548
Thank you.

>>30288584
>”Have you been up a while already? You were awake even longer than me yesterday.”
>You murmur a yes as you juggle different bottles for coat, mane, and tail.
“We’re supposed to meet those friends of mine I told you about soon for breakfast. That way we can...discuss what we wanna do.”
>She deftly spins you around so she can scrub your back and work some of the foamy shampoo into your mane.
>”Sounds good. I’ve talked with the ConSec ponies before when I’ve come to the Con in disguise, and they’re all good ponies. I hope the food here’s as good as it was last time.”
>In much less time than you’d have expected, you’re both scrubbed, conditioned, rinsed, and toweling off as you walk out to grab your clothes.
>”Really, Rainbow. Even if you don’t use it often, Doctor Locks Mane and Tail Elixir is too good NOT to use.”
>You snort disdainfully as you pull on your latest khaki safari top and undershirt.
“It’s a waste of bits! A few seconds flying around busting clouds and your mane’ll be back to-”
>The receiver on the night stand starts ringing loudly.
>Curiously, you pick it up and are immediately flooded with the clipped tones of an obviously annoyed Windsong.
>”Hey, Rainbow. Got a sec? We need to change our plans.”
>Your heart clenches in your chest.
“Why? What happened? Is...is everything alright?”
>Windsong heaves a deep sigh.
>”It’s nothing about our little situation, Rainbow. But me and Hornshine still have a problem. A gaggle of our security guards got a little too involved in a game of cider pong and now they’re all too hungover to roll out of bed. Sugarlumps and I are gonna have to cover the holes in the roster all day long.”
>You clop a hoof to your forehead as you try to think of what you can do.
“But...okay, so what does this mean? You said we can change plans, right? Can we still meet up.”
>The line stays quiet for a moment.

>>30288589
>”Yeah, we still can, but it’s gonna be...a bit of a hassle. And your friend there may not like it.”
>Your eyes slide toward Daring Do as Windsong outlines her plan in detail over the phone.
>”Rainbow Dash, what’s up with that guilty look on your face?”
>You try without much success to make your expression more neutral as you hang up the phone.
“There’s been...a bit of a snag.”
>Your friend eyes you suspiciously.
>”What sort of snag?”
>You swiftly fill her in on what Windsong had told you about her ConSec ponies.
>”Okay, so that just means they can’t help, right? We’re on our own?”
“Weeeeeeeell…”
>”RAINBOW DASH!”
“Okay! Windsong has an idea. At one this afternoon the Con is hosting this big deal VIP lunch thing. Windsong and Hornshine have to be there now for security, but we can get in and talk to them if-”
>”Oh, I don’t like where this is going…”
“IF you show up as A.K. Yearling.”
>She stomps a hoof and paces back and forth in agitation.
>”I KNEW it. Rainbow Dash, I HATE attending these things out of disguise.”
>She pauses.
>”Or in disguise, or whatever. You may not have noticed, but I’m not exactly the most social pony ever. I never know what to say, or what to do with my hooves!”
>You trot up quickly to lay a hoof on her shoulder.
“It’ll be fine! You’ll have me there, remember? You may not have a VIP pass, but Windy says they’d be fired if they didn’t give you one when you show up. And VIP’s can bring a plus one to the lunch so I’ll be there with you!”
>Her head slowly rolls back and forth as her ears and tails flick from tension.
>”Ugh! You’re SURE these ponies are worth the hassle? I’m still pretty sure we can handle Anonymous on our own.”

>>30288600
>You shake your head swiftly and grab her shoulders.
“No! We need their help! T-to make sure we do everything right and don’t, um, mess up the Con or cause a scene!”
>Daring Do still looks defiantly skeptical.
“They’re my friends, Daring. And they’re in charge of ConSec. They won’t appreciate me doing anything that causes them trouble.”
>Your ears sweep back.
>It’s true enough, even if you still feel dingy leaving Daring Do in the dark like this.
>But it’ll be fine. Once you have Windy and Hornshine to back up what you say, you can tell her everything about Anon, and she’s sure to see reason.
>She looks into your eyes and finally twists her lips and nods.
>”Okay Rainbow. If this is how you think it should be done, we’ll go see your friends.”
>She sighs loudly as she flips her safari hat onto the bed.
>”You’re just lucky I always carry the A.K. outfit too. Otherwise this would all be bust anyway.”
>She smirks grimly as she pulls out her familiar royal purple, embroidered cloak.
“Oh, hey. The VIP thingy isn’t until one. We still have a few hours before you have to put that on.”
>You smile encouragingly at her.
“We’re at the biggest convention of the year! There’s still all sorts of stuff we can do. Here…”
>You dive into your saddlebags and rummage out your Con schedule.
“Look, there are a few panels before noon I thought’d be cool to check out.”
>She smiles ruefully, but the genuine sparkle is back in her eyes.
>”I’d forgotten. This is your first TC, isn’t it? Okay, Rainbow. Let’s go.”
>She settles her own saddle bags on her hips and collects her hat.
>”But first, we HAVE to get some breakfast. I could eat an aurochs.”

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>After swiftly gathering up your Con safari necessities, the two of you head out.
>Daring waits for a moment perched on the railing as you tuck away your room key before clamping her hat down with one hoof and backflipping out into open air.
“Oh, so it’s like that, huh?”
>You secure your own safari hat and leap forward.
>You clear the railing close enough to peel a layer of varnish before doing a half-wing tuck into graceful spiral.
>The steep angle of attack brings you swiftly to the gently circling Daring Do, allowing you to pass within an inch of her as you spiral around her in passing.
>She laughs joyfully as you grin up at her from below before joining you on the atrium floor.
>”Almost can’t believe it, Dash. You’ve gotten better.”
>You give her your best Wonderbolt expression.
“Of course I am! When you’re the best, the only pony to compete with is myself!”
>She just stares at you a moment before giving a sudden honk of laughter and trotting over to sling a hoof over your shoulder.
>”That’s why I like you, Rainbow. Only you could make a famous, rich, successful adventurer/author like me feel humble.”
>You aren’t quite sure she’s taking a shot at you or not.
>Doesn’t matter.
>It makes you sound cool.
“C’mon, the pub has really good food.”
>She follows you across the atrium toward the pub, but stops suddenly looking around making you have to turn back.
“Hey, what’s wrong?”
>She sniffs at the air.
>”Don’t you smell that?”

>>30288616
“Smell?”
>You take a deep sniff through your nose, letting yourself really take it all in for the first time in a few days.
>Yup.
>Despite the resort staff’s best efforts there’s only so much you can do about tens of thousands of milling fans in various states of sweaty, perfumed, drunk, and unwashed.
>Saturated through it all is the bold scent from the coffee galleon near the front entrance and-
“Ooh! What IS that? I smelled that earlier!”
>Wafting almost undetectable now through the Atrium is the same buttery, freshly baked smell you’d caught earlier this morning.
>”I dunno, but I’m gonna find it.”
>Without waiting for your assent she sets off toward the rear of the Atrium.
>You follow without hesitation, trusting Daring Do’s apparently superior sense of smell.
>The two of you wend your way through the bustling crowds noisily jamming the Atrium and finally burst through the rear entrance into the bright, mid-morning sunlight.
>Yesterday’s enormous construct has been completely cleared away leaving a wide open patio.
>Sparkling reflections dance from a number of complex quartz sculptures placed in a semicircle around the area.
>Huge urns and chalices placed in swirls and curves of the geometrically laid tiles on the ground hold dozens of brightly colored flowers and leafy green shrubs.
>The sight makes your stomach lurch and rumble even more than before as you chase the grayscale tail flashing around other Con attendees in front of you.
>At last you come to a halt behind her and glance past to see a large blue pavilion surrounded by ponies.
>The baking smells are intense now, and accompanied by the smells of stewed berries, honey, and syrup.
>Unable to hold yourselves back, you both charge forward into the crowd.

>>30288623
>A large sandwich board covered with loopy writing in colored chalks proclaims: [Ils Sont Croissant! Flakey delights!]
>The ponies in stark white aprons and hats standing behind a series of large tables move about busily cutting open enormous crescent rolls and filling them with whatever the customers ask for.
>Everything from grilled beans and sprouts, to honey and nuts, to hot preserves of a dozen fruits and berries.
>Combined with a final swipe of chocolate or caramel on top or a streak of honey butter or cheese, the steaming hot pastries have commanded an enormous mob of hungry ponies.
>You and Daring quickly make your way into the crowded queue.
>The smiling chefs do their work quickly, and despite the large number of customers it only takes a few minutes to get your breakfast.
>Daring Do takes a seat on a bench around a large black enameled urn full of sunflowers and dayblooms.
>She fixes the huge, two-hoof, blackberry filled crescent roll with powdered sugar on top and swiftly digs in as you join her.
>”Oh sweeft Sheleshtia...mrfmphf...this is amazing! What’d you get, Rainbow?”
>You grin as you brandish your own enormous pastry, this one stuffed with apple preserves and cream cheese.
>The cool air and flower scents, mixed with the ever present warm smell of baking bread, make the outdoor breakfast just perfect.
>You and Daring dig in greedily, finally sharing bites of each other’s order when it becomes abundantly clear that neither of you can finish it entirely.
>”So, what’s on the agenda?”
>The adventurer pony licks a spot of blackberry preserve off her hoof and settles back with a contented sigh.

>>30288634
“Well, there were a few panels I wanted to check out.”
>You take note of the position of the Sun.
“It’s too late for some of ‘em. There should be a big one starting soon, though. There’s a mapmaker who’s pretty well known holding one. He’s supposed to have this huge collection of maps.”
>”Yeah, Mr. Maps. I’ve met him. He’s got some that predate Equestria.”
>You nod and stand as you crinkle up the fruit stained paper with the last scraps of your breakfast to toss into a bin.
“It’s supposed to be really cool seeing how ponies thought the world looked, and y’know cities and countries that used to be around.”
>She smirks at you as she tosses her own leavings.
>”Becoming a history buff, Rainbow?”
>The look in her eye tells you there’s no safe way to answer that so you just wave your hoof.
“C’mon. If we hurry we’ll have plenty of time to check them out before we have to go the lunch thing.”
>She smiles even more widely, but follows your lead back through the crowd and into the resort.
>You make your way down the annoyingly slow escalators into the dungeonesque conference area of the lower floors.
>Even this late into the Con you can see the tail end of a line into the Dealers’ Hall sticking out of a corridor down the way, but this morning you’re headed the opposite direction.
>Following the helpful little brass plaques, you quickly find your way to one of the less gargantuan conference rooms where a sign labeled [Mr. Maps’ Colossal Cartography Collection] and walk inside.
>The room is spacious, and you find that to be a good thing considering the number of ponies attending.
>Nearly all of the open floor space is taken up by dozens of free standing displays.
>The artistically styled displays are each topped by two thick sheets of glass with one of the collection’s maps sandwiched safely between.
>Ponies meander about looking at them from all angles, and a few are even sketching likenesses.

>>30288642
>You start to rummage in your saddlebags for your camera, thinking that Twilight would probably kill for photos of some of these, but Daring points out a sign prohibiting flash photography.
>Detaching the bulb will reduce the quality, but it’s better than nothing, so you do.
>”I’m gonna go look around, Dash.”
>You nod and separate to check out the exhibits.
>At the back of the room, a dais holds a long table slightly higher than the rest of the room.
>On approach, you see that several extremely old looking specimens are in more protective cases displayed on it.
>A wizened old stallion sits behind them eyeing each pony who comes to look with the wary eye of a mother hawk protecting her chicks.
>You move up the line of spectators to look and lean over an ancient looking map that...looks almost like it has eyeholes torn out of it.
>”BACK UP”
>A gnarled hoof flashes under your nose making you leap back in alarm.
“Guhwhat?”
>The old stallion is flailing his hooves at you and giving you a glare that could make a cockatrice jump.
“What gives, old guy? I was just looking!”
>”You’ve got apple gunk all over your face! I don’t need some filly dribbling ick all over the oldest maps in the exhibit!”
>A Daring Do flavored guffaw echoes from the far side of the room at the old pony’s tirade.
>You feel your face heating up.
>”Not all of these are mine, y’know! Some are on loan from the Canterlot Archives. Not that I’d want you drooling fruit paste all over them even if they weren’t!”
>You open your mouth in desperation to try to salvage your dignity, or at least return fire.

>>30288657
>”Why I have half a mind to-”
>”Mr. Maps! She didn’t mean to, and the exhibits are fine. Please, stop shouting.”
>Your mind jolts in the middle of forming the angry comeback that you’re positive would’ve singed the old unicorn’s mane.
>A young earth pony with an ocean colored coat and seafoam green mane gives you a small, longsuffering smile.
>”Who’re you to be telling me what to do? Eh? Look! You’ve got ink stains all over you again! I swear to Celestia-”
>”-That you’ll never take another apprentice as long as you live. Everypony knows, Master. Oh! That filly is getting close to the Trottingham dynastic maps with her ice cream.”
>The young apprentice gestures a hoof at a small yellow pega filly holding a massive three scoop cone.
>Before you can really gather yourself together, the roaring old mapmaker charges off across the room to accost her parents.
“Um...thanks? I think.”
>The other ponies in the room swiftly move out of the Master’s way as he confronts the offenders of his precious maps.
>”Don’t mention it. He’s always like that.”
>The young stallion sweeps a lock of wavy mane out of his eyes.”
>”About everything. Anyway, enjoy the exhibit. And feel free to ask any questions about the pieces here. I wouldn’t ask the Master if I were you. He’s probably already got a nickname for you.”
>You look at him, a little nonplussed.
“I’ll bet. I’m Rainbow Dash, by the way.”
>”Meridian. Nice to meet you. Stick around for the lecture portion, if you can. I promise it’s more interesting than it sounds. Also...you might want to wash your face, just to be safe.”
>He almost hides a small smile as he turns away to greet some other visitors.

>>30288664
>You yank a water bottle out of your saddlebags and use some to furiously scrub your mouth with a hoof.
>”It’s not working.”
>Daring Do’s voice pipes up beside you.
“What? I didn’t get it all?”
>She smiles brightly.
>”Nope, still looks like your face.”
>You start to reply that she doesn’t exactly look a whole lot different, but Daring snags your hoof and pulls you through the crowd.
>”C’mon, you got all the apple off. You should see this map of tribal lands in Zebrica.”
>The two of you spend the better part of an hour examining various maps.
>It turns out that Daring is pretty knowledgeable about them, herself.
>The lecture given by Mr. Maps and his apprentice shows how cartography techniques have improved over the centuries, and to your surprise you only nodded off once.
>Daring took care of that.
>You both accept a rolled up map of Equestria hoof drawn and signed by the mapmaker duo, and head back up to the Atrium.
>”Gimme your key, Dash. I’ll run up and change real quick.”
>You start to hoof it to her, but a thought occurs to you.
“You can’t change up there. You’d never make it back through the Atrium.”
>Daring nods in agreement.
>”You’re right, we’ll have to wait til the lunch starts, I’ll change downstairs, and then we can go in together.
“Sounds good.”
>In perfect unison you spread your wings, crouch, and push up into the air.
>A happy gasp sounds from nearby, and looking down you notice a pony with a video camera, hurriedly turning the crank to catch the two Daring Do’s flying in mirror image.
>As you look back, you see that she’s noticed him too, and she gives you a roguish wink.
>Taking the cue, you lead your friend through a series of simple aerial maneuvers as you climb the inside of the pyramid, weaving through the other pegasus patrons.

>>30288669
>You land laughing together outside your room.
“Ha! That’s some five star footage he got there!”
>Daring offers you a hoofbump.
>”Yeah, can’t get quality like that just anywhere.
>You return the bump and let yourself into the room.
“We’ve got maybe ten minutes before the lunch, and we should show up late.”
>She nods as she hurriedly shoves her cloak, hat, and glasses into her saddlebags.
>”Yeah, that should be just enough time to get down there and for me to change.”
>She tightens the buckle on her bag securely, and nods at you again.
>”Okay, let’s go meet these friends of yours.
>You look at her closely.
“Are you sure you’re up for this?”
>She grins at you.
>”You ask me this now? Heh, yeah Rainbow. I’m good. I don’t like doing it, but at least it’s for a good reason. Let’s go.”
“Okay then. And...thanks Daring.”
>She smiles at you.
>”Anything for you, Dash.”

More to come. Thanks for reading! Please feel free to voice any comments or criticisms you have! I always appreciate both. I've written and rewritten and scrapped a lot of material with this story, and I think I'm finally getting it where I want it. Thank you very much for your patience and readership!

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>>30288695
Like any grizzled internet veteran I assumed you died, but I'm glad to be proven wrong. Can't wait for more.

>>30288695
Holy shit! Its alive!

Thank you. Thought it was gone forever.

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>>30288695
Good stuff, Rosen. It's great to see you back.
>New from 3385
And just now I realize that this green is becoming huge. And every word is worth it. Keep it up, friend.

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>>30288695
it's good to have you back man, and it's good to see this becoming so big

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>"Hey Anon, guess what!?"

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>>30296025
>"Blue girl pussy!"

>>30296025
>>30296039
Fuck off from this thread, cancer.

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>>30296049
Don't reply to shitposters.

>>30296039
>Unf

>Dashie will never peg you in public

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>>30296072
Why do you guys hate human dash so much, it's not even shitposting, she's cute.

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>>30297598
this