708: Hard to Say Anything
Written by Becky Wangberg
https://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e08.mp4
https://mega.nz/#!cU4SiLZI!EDwHHakzzEG4P53wfl0fAWPumb7z1raqCOQGGcgh71M
Friendship is Magic #54 is still storytimed here!
>>30155372
Cutie Mark Counseling is their main focus, but the Crusaders are still eager to help out wherever else they can. Perhaps they'll be in the business of general consulting as well. But for that, they can still use all the practice they can get. Hopefully Big Mac won't require any more exotic methods in the future, though. Things can get pretty unexpected even for a farmpony, can't they?
>>30198074
Previous thread.
Yoooo I'm b& from redditbooru do me a solid and upload this inspo pic thanks
COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
709: Honest Apple -When Rarity asks Applejack to be a judge in a fashion show, Applejack learns that an opinion, however honest, can still be hurtful.
710: A Royal Problem -Starlight Glimmer is sent to solve a friendship problem between Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. When it's clear that the problem is that the royal sisters don't appreciate one another, Starlight impulsively switches their cutie marks!
711: Not Asking for Trouble -Pinkie Pie visits Prince Rutherford and the Yaks. While there an avalanche falls on the entire rustic vilage of Yakyakistan. Pinkie Pie suggests that she go getthe other ponies to come help but the proud Prince and Yaks refuse.
712: Discordant Harmony -When Discord invites Fluttershy to his realm for tea, he worries she won't be comfortable there and begins to change it and himself with disastrous results.
713: The Perfect Pear -The Apple Siblings learn about their parent's love story and find out that they're half Pear.
714: Fame and Misfortune -Twilight Sparkle's publishing of the friendship journal has unintended consequences when ponies start to argue over who wrote the best lessons.
715: Triple Threat -Spike accidentally invites Ember and Thorax to Ponyville on the same day. He's sure the two new leaders are not going to get along so he does all he can to keep them apart and cover the fact that the other is there.
716: Campfire Tales -When their sister camping trip is ruined by Fly-ders, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash tell Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo the stories of their favorite legends; inspired by the tales, the girls make the most out of their new situation.
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The earlysodes-
709 -https://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e09.mp4
710 -https://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e10.mp4
711 -https://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e11.mp4
718: A Health of Information -While helping Fluttershy gather supplies, Zecora comes down with a terrible disease called Swamp Fever; even though a cure has not been discovered, Fluttershy makes it her mission to heal Zecora no matter what it takes.
719: To Change a Changeling -Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept their new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.
720: It Isn't the Mane Thing About You -When Rarity's shampoo is accidentally switched with Zecora's magical remover potion, she does everything she can to fix her devastated mane in time for an upcoming photo shoot.
721: Once Upon a Zeppelin -Twilight is torn when she discovers the cruise she and her family are on is a themed vacation experience in which ponies have paid for the privilege of spending time with her, and she must please both her family and the cruise attendees.
722: Marks and Recreation -Wanting to help as many blank flanks as possible, the CMCs start a Cutie Mark Day Camp, but are surprised when one of their campers doesn't want a cutie mark.
723: Secrets and Pies -When Pinkie Pie thinks she see Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, she suspects the worst - that Rainbow Dash secretly hates her pies; Pinkie Pie attempts to catch Rainbow Dash in her web of lies.
boop
>>30202986
https://derpibooru.org/1450327
You are welcome
pinkie pie's pink pony pussy
>the obsessive, obnoxious parents did nothing wrong
>it's good for kids to have parents like this
WHAT THE FUCK
>>30203022
Thank you
I don't have that kind of time
>>30202987
>>30202990
>>30203012
let the pony rest on you
>>30203029
It's not that they didn't do anything wrong, it's that she handled it like a fucking kid when she's supposed to be full grown. That outburst is fitting of someone Scootaloo's age, not her, but Scoots was the most reasonable person in the episode.
>>30203032
Did you disagree with the moderation too much?
>>30203032
>getting banned in the first place
How?
>>30203042
No, hardly ever interacted with them. >>30203046 But I amB.B.B.
https://derpibooru.org/profiles/B-dot-B-dot-B-dot-
>>30203029
Its real quick but right after Scoot snaps her camera for a split second Dash looks at her and upon rewatching its the funniest thing.
She's being mobbed by her parents and scowling at Scoot
>>30203041
>Scoots was the most reasonable person in the episode
Scoot came off as heavily biased. Because she didn't have loving parents, she envied Dash hers. Period. She didn't see the big picture at all.
It got particularly obvious when she summed Dash's parents' obsession up as "a little support".
>>30203059
Disgusting, I'm glad they banned you
>>30203080
Oh fuck me, that's lewd
>>30203080
Well they didn't ban my actual profile, I'm just banned on that one for 2 months. But the certain IP I'm on now is banned indefinitely.
That reminds me it night thread time anyways
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HrFm2a7kR4
>>30203079
>It got particularly obvious when she summed Dash's parents' obsession up as "a little support".
Maybe because Scootaloo was blinded by her own obsession with Rainbow Dash
>>30203103
I can empathize with that
which cmc would be most accepting of a cock at their age?
asking for a friend
>>30203103
You may have a point there.
>>30203129
Duh.
>>30203135
I'm glad they always remembered that gross sandwich in every scene with the book. Thats a dedicated joke.
and it paid off right up to the end with Cheerilee
>>30203136
I want to give a qt pegasus a wing massage.
What types of changeling episodes can we expect from here on out? Will Queen Cheeselegs follow through with her revenge plan?
>>30203153
I noticed that too, at one point where she's flipping the pages and you can see the huge lump make one side of the book bulge. Made me chuckle.
>>30203164
>Will Queen Cheeselegs follow through with her revenge plan?
Yes.
But then it's foiled and she's shown the error of her ways and is promptly turned into a neon bug-thing. And then she marries Thorax.
>>30203164
Always with spike or starlight glimmer.
top cringe until some competent writer and director appear
>>30203164
Hey thanks for making me look like a normal mlpger
>>30203257
Rainbow Dash will die in the movie.
Convince me that ponies are good
>>30203274
Cheeselegs isn't a pony.
>>30203274
Their magic is friendship.
>>30203274
I can only post cute changelings
>>30203281
Changelings are ugly.
Changelingposting is the new gayposting of MLPG?
>>30203286
SHUT UP
>>30203274
if you eliminate all the things that are worse than ponies, then by process of elimination you will find that ponies have to be good
>>30203278
Close enough
>>30203280
Evil people have friends too
>>30203290
No...
What if we impregnate Rainbow Dash?
>>30203307
Then goodbye Wonderbolts-career.
>>30203307
We get some unattractive offspring.
>>30203307
she's taken precautions to ensure that doesn't happen
>>30203307
There is literally nothing wrong with being a changeling.
>>30203291
>you will never have a bunch of changeling girls all to yourself
Fuuuuuck
>>30203302
But do they shoot rainbow beams of concentrated friendship?
>>30203321
It hurts
Hello, other real ponies
Sure is nice to shed that carapace and feel the cool evening air, huh?
>>30203324
>tfw you will never be so close to your friends that your relationships literally manifest as magical energy
>>30203347
ponythoraxashit
>>30203304
Bug fillyposting not allowed
What's your favorite episode out of season 7 so far mlpg?
I think mine would have to be either the premiere or A Royal Problem at the moment. The latter if I had to pick right now, but I think I'll need to let it settle a while to be sure.
>>30203378
Not filly though
>>30203384
No contest. It's the princess episode I wanted for so long.
>>30203384
All of them have been great
>>30203017
w-wew
>>30203393
What princess episode?
Do you mean that Glimmer episode featuring the princesses?
>>30203393
how's the game coming, Klondike
>>30203395
There's gotta be one you liked more than the others though, right?
>>30203384
Absolut favorite
What pair/trio/group of ponies don't get enough time together?
>>30203420
True
>>30203421
I'm almost done recreating all the content in the first one. So far it's looking a lot prettier, a lot more structured and because of the upgrade, there's a lot more pretty assets.
After I finish that I'll be working on the main story quests (There's only 3 really) and finalizing interactions with pretty much everyone. Then I can have a release and just add on as I feel like it.
>>30203448
Even with last season's episode, I've been banging the Applejack-Fluttershy drum for a while.
>>30203442
Interesting how the only real difference between younger adults and the older ones that are parents are the creases in their face like the ones around their eyes.
>>30203153
>>30203442
All the sad in that episode was worth it to see Scootaloo happy.
>>30203428
Nah
>>30203454
Great! Good job keeping up with it, even after all this time.
>>30203465
What about the implied sad
>>30203448
I posted this yesterday, but I want to see CMC paired with the mane six that they're not usually paired with.
motherly
lewd
phrases
>>30203448
I WANT MY PINKIESHY DUET
>>30203510
>>30203420
The princesses did way more the Glimmer in the episode why would you even call it that? That's fucking stupid.
>>30203510
I want the queen as my mother
>>30203448
I'm pretty sure there's nothing of just RariTwi.
>>30203522
Because it's true?
The only reason those irrelevant horses get screentime was thanks to Glim, friend
>>30203510
>>30203317
i like how ponies have developed technology to protect themselves against boops
i like how at the end of the episode, rara had repurposed her boop shield as a butt shield
>>30203103
>>30203530
I don't disagree that Glim is there to create conflict but the episode focuses on the two sisters more than it does Glim. She is literally there for conflict while the plot revolves mostly around the princesses.
So what you're saying is fucking stupid.
>>30203535
It's a spectacle!
>>30203065
>>30203065
>>30203568
>>30203575
What?
You think we'll ever get an episode with the other rainbow maned pony if he's supposed to be Dash's mentor or should I stop hoping anything from the trading cards matter
>>30203129
scootaloo loves cock
>>30203592
I want to go to a pony anime convention
>>30203597
Would there be ponies cosplaying?
>>30203599
Obviously
I'm so glad this place isn't infested with shit Anime posters
>>30203605
She must be very talented
>>30203605
Sexy cosplays?
>>30203616
What anime do you like, anon
Why doesn't Pinkie have a boyfriend yet? She's sweet, adorable, and lovely! Every stallion in Equestria should be knocking down the door of the Sugarcube Corner!
If no one else will, I guess I'll snatch her up for myself...
>>30203619
Not really. Rarity made that for her.
>>30203621
Everybody knows ponies can't be sexy.
>>30203622
Kys
>>30203656
I'll kys you right on the lips
>>30203624
She's ugly, annoying and filled with diseases.
The best example of pump-n-dump you can make.
>>30203624
You'll have to keep it in the background, the ponies need to keep their dating low key.
>>30203624
she makes out with Fluttershy off set
What's the best part of a filly?
>>30203624
Do you really think you have the energy to keep up with Pinkie Pie?
Does any stallion?
>>30203670
I studied for years to get my BS in Filly Studies, I'm not just going to hand over my secrets like that
>>30203671
Cheese Sandwich, probably.
>>30203670
her underagebelly
What happened to that guy with the free ponies?
Remember? "Free pony? Y/N"
>>30203676
But he's married to parties
>>30203693
What a coinky-dink, so's Pank. They're obviously partners in party-gamy.
This ugly filly gets too much love lately. Say something bad about her.
>>30203690
Probably stopped coming here like everyone else
>>30203702
>>30203669
>off set
What do you think the ponies are really like when they're not acting on the show? What are their real names? What do they actually do?
>>30203702
I hated her voice but now I like it and think it's cute
>>30203670
Their tight, hot littleinnocence
>>30203712
Rarity's real name is Monica. She enjoys collecting stamps.
>>30203726
I was about to make a post eerily similar to this but deleted it because thought it was too stupid.
>>30203702
It's kinda sad how she's a crippled orphan but it's inspiring that she seems to have come to terms with that and keeps on smiling and having a great attitude
>>30203732
Maybe we're the same person
>>30203712
I heard that the mare that plays Twilight is a huge party girl. If its a weekend night you can usually find her in the Canterlot club district.
>>30203723
Innocence can be hot?
>>30203739
I'm a little skeptical, who's your favorite pony?
>>30203726
>rarity is a disgusting nerd girl IRL
UNFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
i want to fuck her at a convention
>>30203748
She's never worked up the nerve to go to one since she's a little shy, but she watches streams.
>>30203748
She wore braces in high school and was in the chess club.
>>30203712
IT'S A SHOW FOR LITTLE GIRLS YOU ENTITLED SHITLORD
>>30203746Rarity
>>30203763
I guess it wasn't meant to be.
I entertained the idea that she might be my favorite for a little while early on, but eventually she couldn't beat Dash for me.
>>30203784
ZEPH IS CUTE
>>30203784
>not having several bottles already around
flubbed it
>>30203784
Flutter Brutter will be one year old in about five days.
>>30203752
>>30203755
be still my heart
>>30203797
you're right
what the fuck
>That time faust made SU creator Rebecca Sugar get all flustered and panicky
https://youtu.be/MKEfQGoviQQ?t=2087
Faust is really based
happens at 34:48
>>30203830
that picture could use a 3*(Ra)
>>30203780
>liking Dash over Rarity
>>30203830
>I love Ra
He's a fine god, yeah.
>>30203830She owns and regularly uses every Bad Dragon dildo
>>30203836
Lauren Faust hasn't been pony related since 2012, anon.
>>30203842
It's just muh honest opinion
>>30203784
>>30203791
Now we need a version with anon asking to marker "are you a filly?"
>>30203833
I wonder if that episode inspired anyone here to do something themselves, and what they've done in a years time.
>>30203844
>>30203857
>>30203858
I miss him sometimes, you know?
>>30203164
I feel as though Chrysalis will do something with the old Village.
>>30203844
So is she just waiting for Spike to get older?
smelly, unattractive nerd girls
>>30203888
I want to huff Moondancer's sweater
>>30203888
She seems more attractive in the winter, when wearing something like that actually makes sense.
>>30203907
>>30203836
Someone tell Craig to get some sleep
>>30203888
Twilight is an unattractive nerd.
>>30203936
She gets the royalty pass.
>>30203936
>mare
>unattractive
does not compute
unless shes horribly overweight
>>30203919
He is dying
>>30203964
People keep telling him what they're doing in NuPPG.
>>30203964
Craig always looks like that
>>30203964
One of her daughter is being raped, that why
>>30203989
There's like only one picture of that man smiling and that was before the reboot
>>30203989
I kinda want NuPPG to stay on as long as possible just because everything about it such an entertaining shitshow.
Also if it stays on long enough Craig will die and I'll finally have Lauren all to myself.
What's the Treehouse schedule?
Has Discordant Harmony aired yet?
If so, link?
>>30204023
The day of the rake has occurred. Leafland is on hiatus until further notice.
>>30204027
Fuckballs. So, it's gotta catch up?
When is the actual air date?
What would happen to the show if they moved exclusively to Netflix?
>>30203923
I dun get it
Darling, bro.
>>30203923
>Skubfags in MLPG
>Implying best horse uses skub
Fuck you, cosmo
>>30204052
Thanks, I read it in his voice.
>>30204046
We would get an entire season at once and it would be really weird
>>30204061
>implying Rarity isn't a total skubdemon
>>30204068
That's what I mean.Would mulpug survive such a thing if it ever happened?
>>30204052
I read it in her voice.
>>30204069
Rarity is smart enough to know that shit kills
>>30204038
Till after mid season hiatus is done. I'm seeing lots of guesses for late August to early September.
>>30204072
Yes. We would talk about episodes we watched. Some people would ask not to be spoiled. Filly posting would be replaced with something else. Netflix will be on the hate wheel.
>>30204082
Fucking Leafs.
>>30204092
I'm happy for the early pony and happy we'll all be on the same schedule after a few months. The only negative of this is that it'll be a longer drought for the Anons that went with the accelerated pony.
>>30204085
>Filly posting will be replaced with something else
The filly meta will never die
Any of you guys been to Bronycon before? Going for the first (and likely only) time this year. Any tips to getting the most out of it? I've been to ponycons before, but mostly smaller ones.
>>30204105
My pony was super fast. Got a long wait, but can't say I didn't see it coming.
Wish we stayed on the same schedule the whole time though. I have no self control when it comes to these pones.
>>30204129
Get drunk and cause a scene.
>>30204129
Be gay and/or bi
Be drunk
Be rich
>>30204129
Don't forget to go to the tradition Bronycon orgy. It'll be the best chance you'll get to lose your virginity.
>>30204131
Neither do I. Doubly so when it comes to anything that comes out as a book.
I'll pretty much know everything about the movie by the time it premieres if that books schedule is anything to go by, but at least it'll hopefully look nice animated.
>>30204010
>Shitshow
Eh. I don't see it
>>30204160
>Don't call me princess
Is princess still in the show. If not I'm going to be pissed.
>>30204174
I haven't watched more than the first two episodes so I couldn't tell you
Why are the ponies so prone to break down and cry? Not even Starlight could contain herself in the princess episode.
>>30204160
>>30204010
>>30203989
>>30203975
How's this actually do? Ratings wise, or with like it's target?
>>30204191
Women do nothing but cry.
>>30203964
Is Faust absorbing his vitality?
>>30204191
They're little pones. They need hugs and momma Celestia.
What do you expect?
>>30204194
It's tanking horribly.
>>30204213
Actually? Cause that really makes me happy.
I've heard that the original is getting good views on Netflix from it's demo, but I have no citation.
>>30204194
>3.5 on IMDB
It's doing great! And let's face it, we NEEDED a girl show because, uh, it's 2017?
>>30204229
Little girls don't rate things on IMDB.
>>30204201
every time someone talks to her about my little pony she steals another fragment of his soul to soothe her wearied mind
>>30204240
I wonder if she's going to quit that one new series she's making a reboot of.
>>30204238
Ehm, excuse me shitlord, but you don't tell little girls what they can or can not do, alright?
>>30204248
>another reboot
She will even make something original at all?
>>30204254
My mistake.
>>30204241
>>30204221
>>30204213
It's still getting a second season, though.
This smells like Fluttershy...
>>30204307
Vanilla and chamomile?
>>30204307
fear and animal feces?
>>30204307
piss and mothballs?
>>30204310
>>30204310
>>30204326
All of this actually.
>>30204270
Filly booped me! That means we're married now!
>>30204307
Shit?
I've washed this fucking thing three times and it still smells bad. Last time I let her borrow a jacket ever again
How many fillies have you captured today?
thicc
dorkk
When they came up with a plan to prank Rainbow Dash, did they factor in the flight-or-fight response, or did they not have a contingency to keep Dash from killing other ponies?
>>30204394
I think I'm going to need a bigger filly playroomdungeon.
>>30204396
Unf.
I wish fem Snips was drawn like this more often.
>I am your primate waifu
Pony needs your help getting even covfefe.
>>30204415
I want to smoosh her marshmallow cheeks so fucking hard.
This comes out in about 6ish days. Think we'll get anything good out of it mlpg?
>>30204444
Probably.
>>30204310
That sounds really nice.
What is this favor you ask of me
On this, the day of Tank's hibernation
>>30204444
Q: Do I sort the four books in release order or do I group the two Elements books together?
My tism needs to know.
>>30204468
Stop being so blue. Try some fur dye or something.
>>30203936
Twilight is the aspburger king
>>30204546
I'm going to touch those fashion human's butts.
>>30204559
What's Coco listening to?
>>30204546
theyre so cute
>>30204563
anal sex the ost
>>30204570
Coco, as with all mares, is for breeding,
But what if a mare doesn't want to be bred? What if she wants a steady career?
>>30204594
>thatdock
>>30204605
Too bad, she's having three foals minimum.
>>30204607
The dock is the sexiest part of the pony.
>>30204610
>Only three.
>>30204618
I said minimum.
>>30204326
>>30204329
>>30204385
nice meme
>>30204647
>meme
You never lived with animal, did you? If there is more than ten of them your house starts to smell but if there is like a shitload of them and they all run around it's a fucking hell.
>>30204670
Good thing mlp is a cartoon and not real life now is it? Her house is as clean as any other pony's as seen in the show.
>>30204676
>it's a cartoon meme, they don't poop reeeeee
>>30204694
not taking that bait
>library backgrounds are tedious as fuck to draw
>favorite pony is book horse
fuck
>Hey Anon! Your mom and I talked it over and we're going to switch places for a week! So I'm your mom this week! Sound fun?
>How about I make you your favorite meal and then we'll do your favorite mom-son activity?
>>30204707
How can one mom be so fuckable?
>>30204706
It's okay anon. Just draw her in her castle where there are no books at all.
>>30204694
IRL ponies have very little control over their bowels, and will just shit wherever.
>>30204706
Draw a simple half background then?
>>30204714
??
>>30204707
>and then we'll do your favorite mom-son activity?
Me sitting in my room and shitposting in peace?
>>30204721
So did she just get a new copy of everything, or what? For that matter, is it still the town library? Do horses come to check books out? I don't recall anyone coming into the treebrary other than visiting Twilight.
>>30204721
>twily from her cashle
>>30204725
I think you're putting more thought into this than the writers have.
>>30204721
I'm trying to imagine painstakingly drawing each one of those books. Fuck that.
>>30204721
>tfw you'll never live in a rad crystal library
>>30204736
Crystals a shit. The treebrary was much better.
>>30204741
I will never live in that one either though
>>30204707
>then we'll do your favorite mom-son activity
y-you meanasking how her day wentand telling hershe needa stop watchin all those korean soap operas
>>30204201
this is why you always withhold your essence from a woman
>>30204257
>>30204747
More stillborn than Gearbox's last outing
>>30204725
>I don't recall anyone coming into the treebrary other than visiting Twilight.
>they'll never have Twilight Time again
>the castle is off-limits to all commoners
>>30204755
So many fillies to fiddle, so little time.
>>30204747
That never got off the ground, did it? I feel kind of bad for Lauren but at the same time I wasn't overly fond of the character designs.
>>30204744
oh fuck oh shit
I TOTALLY WASN'T JERKING OFF TO DRAWINGS OF YOU, HORSEMOM
fuck i'm still hard as fuck what do i do
>>30204676
>>30204699
>assmad fluttershy fangirl
>>30204784
god bless america
>>30204784
I would a dragoness.
>>30204784
I would
Dragoness is recessive
>>30204846
What
>>30204857
Y'know, like the Gerudo but backwards.
>>30204910
What
>>30204912
Y'know. Like they mostly have guys cause their genes don't make girls very often.
Which I guess means they're probably constantly boning. I wonder if they lay clutches.
Is there anything you won't stick your dick into?
>>30204919
Males.
>>30204915
Ooooh
>>30204927
Wow check out this faggot
>>30204919
A blender?
>>30204755
Featherweight's head is freaking huge
>>30203964
Every time I look at Faust my mom detector goes off the charts and my Oedipus complex skyrockets to a cool million
What I'm saying is that I want to fuck her while she tells me to call her mom
>>30205004
I've dreamt of sexing Faust, her husband was watching
i love the minimum wage mares
they are so mysterious
i want to take them out to a fancy restaurant they can't afford and then take them to a fancy hotel room and fuck their brains out
>>30205052And you find out why she has a rubber ducky as her cutie mark
>>30204927
I wanna fuck a bloke. I want a big strong bloke to fuck me in the ass. Or is that a bit tough, for you and your pussy-loving mates? You and your vaginas. Heh! Yeah well, fuck you, mate cause we want cocks on. Cock! You go and play with your girly tits, you fucking fag.
>>30205064
w-why?
>>30204919
You
>>30205069squeak squeak
>>30205170
Mom butts
Bleh, the waifu wars thread got archived, guess I'm gonna have to make a new one. But before that, current standings.
Group A:
Octavia - 3
Princess Cadence - 3
Rarity - 0
Berry Punch - 0
Group B:
Trixie - 3
Treehugger - 3
Bon Bon - 0
Starlight Glimmer - 0
Group C:
Princess Celestia - 3
Adagio Dazzle - 3
Derpy Hooves - 0
Spitfire - 0
Group D:
Applejack - 3
Lyra Heartstrings - 3
Sonata Dusk - 0
Maud Pie - 0
>>30205170
Dad butts
>>30205170
Silly birb horses doing birb horse things
>>30205135
>>30205197
I just want to give her some tendies.
>>30205052
>implying you wouldn't be a minimum wagemareyourself
>>30203843
Can't beat the sun.
>>30203864
he was a good dude.[let go]
>>30205285
>[let go]
Why people gotta constantly be reminding me of that ending.
>>30205289
what ending?
>>30205197
What a shitty pony
Who could ever like such a disgusting pile of putrid pink garbage?
Fillies are for kissing.
its mah money
kill panka
>>30205178Her tail is kinda weird to draw from the back. Gonna need to work on that.
>>30205452
>#1
But that belongs to Mrs. Cake
>>30205465
Not anymore.
>>30205484
Tiny butt, just like her daughter.
>>30205484
What a cute mom
she has celestia's eyes
>>30205465
>>30205499
I'm just saying if they had a butt battle Mrs. Cake would win.
>>30205506
They both have nothing on Celestia
>>30205486
Incredibly rude.
soo shii
Full image again for posterior...I mean, posterity.
>>30205513
but that's a compliment outside of mlpg
women don't like it when you tell them they have a big butt
>>30205499
>>30205516
Dash can't keep me away from her delicious mom.
>>30205515
What a pretty horse
When is she going to be on the show?
>>30205536
>ponies are puppies
No wonder they're so incredibly cuddly and friendly.
>>30205536
What if pony was dog?
>>30205529
Hopefully never
>>30205516On a side note: Does that but look okay?
It's been a while since I've drawn pony so I'm looking at this and it seems kind of flatFitting...but still...
>>30205550
Take it back
This mare is too beautiful to be wasted
>>30205552
It could be a lot worse considering the perspective, but it's still pretty nice.Stop bullying Windy Whistles
Have any of the english versions of the specials been released yet? If not, ETA when?
>>30205552
The angle is a bit weird
https://derpibooru.org/1362693
This is a pretty good butt tutorial
>>30205566
Late July I believe is the only thing mentioned
And there are shorts being released too
Stop sexualizing the poor mare and start making cute/lore accurate pictures like this one.
>>30205573
She probably chaperoned Dash's first date
>>30205580
>implying dash would ever get a date
>>30205571
Wait, there are shorts too? So the specials aren't shorts?
So the special is like a full episode? I genuniely expected it to be like 5 minutes of mirror magic. I've not looked into it for fear of spoilers.
Curry
>>30205581
Anon Zephyr Breeze is always available
>>30205597
curry is good
I like curry
that's a lot of curry right there
>>30205597
Poofy
proof: the prettiest ponies have purple eyes
>>30205599
I'm pretty sure most ponies would rather die alone and virgins than to lower their standards so much
>>30205585
No, they're all 22 minutes
>>30205609
Yup.
>>30205606
Waifu
>>30205609
Purple is a trash color for trash ponies
>>30205606
I want to feel her poof.
>>30205626
are you calling the god empress celestia a trash pony
>>30205626
Blue eyed mares are the prettiest anyway
>>30205627
That's how you lose a hand
>>30205629
Who?
>>30205631
*Green
>>30205644
>Today is Save Your Hearing Day
Don't want to go deaf now.
>>30205651
Preserving your hearing is for gays
>>30205651
When is it going to be "every Anon gets a free pony" day
>>30205657WHAT?!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
>>30205631
Pinkie's baby blue eyes are super pretty
Pinkie isn't often thought of as the pretty one
I want to tell her she's beautiful to me and give her lots of love and attention
>>30205651
But my hearing is already fucked up from years of listening to music too loud.
>>30205675
>Pinkie isn't often thought of as the pretty one
Whoever thinks Pinkie isn't pretty can get their ass kicked by me.
>>30205675
>Pinkie giggles, hugs you, and then rushes to hug somepony else (getting her plot groped in the process)
>>30205682
>plot
Was this ironic
Another day, another opportunity to post fillies.
>>30205680
There aren't many pictures where she's been made glamorous and beautiful the way there are glamor shots of Celestia, Fluttershy, and Rarity, who are the more traditionally beautiful ponies
There need to be more
I think she's the most beautiful when her mane is straight and she has a mysterious expression
>>30205682
Pinkie is a free spirit and I could never be her only lover as much as it pains me
>>30205692
So why are you posting human trash?
>>30205695
I agree with everything
>>30205712
Because Shimmer is cute. I don't care where she came from.
>>30205714
>tfw she's not a blank flank anymore
>>30205720
She is lovely and one of the best characters to come out of the ponyverse
>>30205730
Hilarious
>>30205729
Didn't she have a pillow mark?
>>30205729
That just means she's legal now.
>>30205695
But isn't that just the traditional aesthetic?
I always thought she was most striking with straight hair and her usual expressiveness. She has SUPER long hair when it's let down, moreso than the others. I want to make her feel like a lady and spend an hour just combing and stroking her mane and making her feel pretty.
>>30205732
She had it a bunch of times (among other cutie marks), but most of the time she was talentless.
The fillies will be your undoing.
>>30205758
I have done thy mother
>>30205740
It looks so long and silky
I want to run my fingers through it
I would emo pie so hard
>I know how much you like my mane straight, so I got it straightened just for you,darling!
>>30205263
>ywn have a lesbian romance with the cute mare who works at the store or coffee shop
>>30205794
>lesbian horse snuggling after a shitty day at work
That sounds nice
>>30205804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRcRn_Xv7Ek
>>30205794
>the store or coffee shop
>not the library
>not the theater
>not the quill shop
Enjoy your shit tier waifu
>>30205804
I really want to make that mare smile
>>30205858
oh yeah? well I want to make YOU smile, how about that you fucking weirdo
>>30205858
Just get some nerds to fight in front of her
>>30205877
You mean invite her to MLPG?
>>30205885
No don't bring her to 4chan. She'll start using shitposting as an escape from her shitty life.
>>30205895
it's not like she doesn't do that already with facehoof.
4chan is just facebook for the people who don't use facebook.
>not using facebook
I don't believe it.
>>30205937
>using facebook
Alright, let's settle this.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13080472
>offtopic shitposting and daily dougposting
Celestia, steel my hand.
>>30205955
Why would you still use facebook? Are you a middle aged mom?
>>30205937
>using facebook
anon, no.
[post highlighting stuff I don't like instead of talking about something on topic]
Maudposting?
>>30205965
>>30205967
do you guys not have friends or something
everyone's on fucking facebook
>>30205973
I do have friends
But those friends aren't retards so they don't use facebook
>>30205955
Why the fuck would I go outside?
>>30205973
I thought all the cool kids used instagram now.I really don't know anything about anything
>>30205971
maud is cool.
weird, but cool.
>>30205976
food, job, sun, social interaction with actual people
you need these things to survive
wouldn't know about instagram, isn't that just where teens post their asses and get tons of upvotes nowadays
>>30205977
You're cool.
Weird, but cool.
>>30205986
But all those things suck.
>isn't that just where teens post their asses and get tons of upvotes nowadays
I honestly would not know. I thought it was just the new facebook.
>>30205987
I want a Pinkie Maud mind swap episode
>>30205994
>But all those things suck.
So, you hate being alive?
>>30205998
Being alive is what's keeping me from Equestria, anon.
>>30205998
You don't?
>>30206006
well, fix it then
you seem to hate it here and seem eager to go there
just take the stepladder shortcut
>>30206016
Everyone knows if you commit suicide you end up in the highschool dimension.
Only by dying naturally (or being hit by a train) can you go to Equestria. Also you must have only one waifu. Those are the rules.
>>30205937
my entire life is work, porn, anal masturbation, alcohol, furry porn, and internet.
>>30206021
>or being hit by a train
So you just sit in front of the tracks then?
>>30206022
Hi DWK
>>30206025
>So you just sit in front of the tracks then?
It has to be accidental. Like your car has to get stuck on the tracks and your seat belt gets stuck or something. If you intentionally let yourself get hit by a train Celestia will know and you will be banned from Equestria
It's like you didn't pay attention in church.
>>30206029
Fuck no. Why would I want to be friends with the embodiment of everything I hate about myself. Fuck off and kill yourself.
>>30206029
I'm sorry but, no.
I tried having friends over Steam, but they kept interrupting my drunk anal-stretching sessions with messages and shit.
pony is sad. pony is sadder than a depressed onion cutting itself.
>>30206048
>Why would I want to be friends with the embodiment of everything I hate about myself
the fuck you talking about?
I goddamn fucking love my porn and backdoor barn busting.
piss off
>>30206048Okay. Sorry.
>>30206060
curses, foiled again
>>30206044
How can I not only guarantee entrance to Equestria, but also be a pegasus when I arrive there?
>>30206067
Die while saving an Eagle
>>30206063
if you really were sorry you'd delete your nonpony image
>>30206088
also hit yourself in the face and say you're a faggot
the fuck is going on?
>>30206096
someone is bullying fluttershy
>Filly says she wants to covfefe with you.
>>30206125
Get back to work president filly
>>30206100
Is she gonna call another emergency meeting over it?
>>30206130
To be fair, the last time she did that was when somebody had bullied his way inside of her. Twice.
Fillies are our most coveted possessions.
>>30206127
>Filly nods
>then picks up the ball and starts running behind it.
President filly is going to have TWO scoops of ice cream today
>>30206137
Luna should turn herself back into a filly and hang out with the CMC for an episode
I heard president filly was going to make it illegal to pick up random fillies
>>30206148
Luna should turn herself back into a filly, period.
>>30206157
President filly is a living hoax, she said she would make humans real.
Fillies should really just turn themselves into mares
>>30206166
that already happens
>>30206170
But I want it to happen right now
Fillies are shit
pony just laughed at your penis
>>30206176
I don't understand this opinion
president filly says she's going to do a pre-emptive friendship strike on north griffonstone
>>30206181
That's a hose, tho.
>>30206164
Why is Celestia reading a magazine with lewd mares? She is a pure heterosexual motherly mare, not some disgusting lesbo sinner.
>>30206188
everyone enjoys mares, no homo
>>30206184
Pay me in ponies and we'll talk, 3DPD
she rubs the semen on her coat or else she gets the hose again
>>30206184
Thanks, botpony
>>30206186
President filly is going to be impeached any day now for collaborating with griffons. Just you wait.
>>30206188
celestia fucked my mom
My co worker's pony makes 60 bits per hour by living in an arcade machine. She's been unemployed for 6 months but last month her payoff was 21201 boops working in the arcade machine two hours each day. look at this.
http://prettyponiesforhire.com
my co worker's mom makes 60 cakes per hour on the oven. she's been unemployed for 6 months but last month her payoff was a bakery working on Sugarcube Corner each day . look at this
http://Equestriawork.fr.mg
>>30206205
I'm going to win that pony in the bubble.
Filly discovered a forbidden technique
If she boops herself she doesn't need anyone else to do it!
>>30206213
Listen to me now, filly: you're messing with Boop laws. Stop before it's too late.
>>30206184
my co worker's stallion makes 60 per hour on the internet. he's been unemployed for 6 moons but last moon his payoff was 21201 collars working on the internet two hours each day. look at this
http://pone.space
>>30206219
It's too late, Doc
Filly has ascended beyond you feeble ponies
http://www.strawpoll.me/13080819
my mom's co worker takes 60 bites an hour off muffin tops. she's been underemployed for 6 months but last month her payoff was 12121 bits on the line two hours each day. look at this
http://eatmuffins.at.home.for.profit
my co worker makes 60 packs of food per hour on the megastructure. He's been looking for the net terminal genes for 1000 years but last month his payoff was 21201 shooting at silicon creatures two hours each day. look at this
http://EastAsiaHeavyIndustries.org
>>30206224
I'm sorry filly. I'm so, so, so sorry.
why aren't you working up a sweat with your mare?
>>30206205
alright what the fuck was that
what is this
why is there a mare inside a bubble
>>30206247
It's Las Pegasus, you can win a wife at the games, duh
>>30206244
Because she's hanging out with other boys.
my shitposter makes 60 posts per hour on /mlp/. he's been unemployed for 18 months but last month his payoff was 0 shitposting on the internet twelve hours each day. look at this
http://nyxisafatpone.com
>>30206260
can stallions with square snouts even scrunch?
On behalf of the Royal Guard, I advise citizens to ignore any job offering on MLPG. They are trying to scam you and get your cuddles without ponies.
If you see any suspicious ads, report them to princess Luna.
>>30206297
can I have a cuddle for reference
>>30206297
can I hug your horsey neck
please celestia I love you
>>30206304
Sure thing, officer Biceps will give you a demo, just stay still.
>>30206313
I run past him and jump hug the princess instead
>>30206318
The princess has gone in 10 minutes ago. You're hugging a balcony.
>>30206321
IT HAS HER SMELL
Will Celestia ever have sex
>>30206348
>ever
How do you think Equestria was made?
WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG YOU WERE THE KING OF ALL CUTE PONES
>>30206359
The three tribes stopped being stubborn and united. Have you ever watched Hearth's Warming Eve?
>>30206373
Excuse you, that's not how pinkie said how equestria was made
>>30206373
Anon, pls, that's the cover version: everybody knows teen Celestia fucked every stallion she could put her hooves onto and then proceeded to give birth to a new nation.
>>30206388
You've been talking to EA again haven't you anon
what did I tell you
>>30206396
I DON'T TRUST YOU! YOU'RE WITH THE GOVERNMENT!
>"I've been told somebody wanted test cuddles"
>>30206412
ME ME ME
>>30205135
>>30206412
Put that ass away, I'm just here for PG cuddles
>>30206416
>"Take a deep breath..."
>Pinkie will never make a human suit of you and wear it while you wear a Pinkie suit
>>30206423
well, asscuddles doesn't sound too bad.
>>30206423
>Implying you can choose
The Royal flank is a mandatory part of the package.
>>30206428
Just sit back and let the ass do all the work
>>30206431
welp meant to reply to >>30206422
>>30206426
>"Tee hee, look! It's perfect in every detail!"
"What do y- PINKIE! WHAT THE HELL!? My dick is not like that!!!"
>"This dirty sock was the only thing smelly enough. It's filled in rotten bean paste, you know. Look! Wooo"
"DON'T MAKE IT ROTATE!"
More sunbutt
>>30206521
Sunset Shimmer is ugly and her waifufags are worse than Glimmerfags
>>30206404
anon please it's for your own good
Equestria Girls are cute.
Equestria Girls are ugly
How do we get rid of EQG?
you'd have to stop being triggered by them, that way people would stop shitposting about them for guaranteed replies
I don't think I could do it
>>30206658
Why not just hide the post when you see them?
Some people act like EqG takes up the whole thread when it's talked about
>>30206184
>$60 per hour
>2 hours per day
>$21,201
Off by an order of magnitude. You'll have to go back to filly kindergarten, Botpony
>>30206676
oh dear
Your filly is screaming again
>>30206756
How do I make her stop?
>>30206756
bap her until she stops.
Pony loves mambo
>>30206756
i feel like a furry for posting this
but it makes me wonder
why do furries like wolves so much? and foxes?
>>30206905
They're entry-level animals
>>30206910
What are horses, then?
I always thought it was because of the whole "lone wolf" mystique and because there's just this cheesy idea that wolves are "cool" somehow
>>30207000
They're a step above wolves and foxes
>I always thought it was because of the whole "lone wolf" mystique and because there's just this cheesy idea that wolves are "cool" somehow
And that's exactly why they're so popular
>>30207013
haha she suck
>>30207013
i want that soarin plushie
Fillies should be free.
>>30207000
in terms of popularity
canines>dragons>felines>equines>>>POWER GAP>>>bovines>trace amounts of birds, faggy ratboys and bugs>pigs and everything else
im under impression that FiM greatly increased the amount of horse ocs too
>>30207030
I'm pretty sure felines are more popular than dragons
>>30206853
I want another episode with her
>>30207040
>i guess i'll go back to where i came from
>oh wait, i don't even know where i'm from or who my real parents are
>>30207013
Somehow I always feel like Madmax left before the episode referenced whenever I see one of her comics
>>30207075
madmax is fucking dead
>>30207141
oh noo... now that knowledge will be lost forever
>>30207235
she is absorbing it to grow stronger
>>30207048
Who doesn't
>>30207313
>>30207313
>>30207313
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