7 years since the ride started and we're no closer to having

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>>30201929
I don't mind, because a tissue and a sexy drawing are all I need.

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>>30201929
Eh, shit happens. So it goes.

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>>30201929
>tfw can't get a fucking fleshlight here in taco country

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>>30201929
Good. I'm glad you clopper faggots are wallowing in your well deserved misery desu

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>>30201953
Just move to Ameri-

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>>30201929
What ever happened with all those people trying to create tulpas? Did that ever work out?

>>30201974
Even with Trump my Father had a visa so it is very likely they give it to me. But I don't think the customs are going to allow me to pass it anyways on the way back.

>>30201976
Tulpas are perhaps the worst thing you could do to your brain. Don't fall for the meme. You're literally cutting off a large portion of your brain to delude yourself into thinking something is real.

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>>30201929
>we're no closer to having sex with colorful mares

You just need some developer to replace the disgusting anime girls for ponies and that's it.

lol suggit brony homos

>>30201976
Insane asylums don't usually allow patients to use the Internet.

>>30201976
they are probably in some loonybin because their tulpa tried to control their body and kill them

>>30201974
Trump's cool with legal immigration. If he has his papers, he will be fine.
>>30201987
What's with Mexico's hate boner towards Fleshlights? Just move to America and establish residency in America. It's much safer here anyway.

>>30202019
>It's much safer here anyway.
We literally have a vice president who believes you can electrocute the gay out of people, a president that bashes on any non-white race, and cops who shoot black people at random! Does that sound like safe to you?

>>30202001
Well I mean in the last 7 years I haven't really done anything productive with my brain anyways, and I feel like in 7 years if I would've actually been trying I probably could have created a tulpa aka induced schizophrenia/ by now.

>>30202019
No fucking idea really.

>>30202001
>literally cutting off
wrong, i don't even see how it could possibly be gimping people either. the whole goal is to get a vivid enough imagination of a character until you can imagine everything about them, enough to be able to talk to her and give her personality. this is delusion but its far from cutting off a part of your brain as it in fact encourages exercising the brain

>>30202025
I don't want to sound picky, but even before that we never considered your country in any way "safe". You guys are nice, but your attitude towards life, money and others is definitey far from being reassuring.

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>>30201929
theres also this

http://gatebox.ai/

you probably cant fuck it yet, but its literally being designed for lonely fags that have 2d waifus.

>>30202025
Spotted the naive fool who believes what the (((media))) are saying.

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>>30202002
>by the time vr is of acceptable quality my little pony will no longer be relevant

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>>30202036
Do you think this is just a meme, son? Tulpas can fuck your brain real bad.

>>30202055
The media doesn't lie. They couldn't risk damaging their reputation by making up shit about Trump. I mean, even Breitbart doesn't like him. He's unfit to be president, hence him losing the popular vote by over 3 million, the largest gap of any close race.

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>>30202084
>The media doesn't lie

>>30202075
just because it isn't something most people would want to do, for exactly the reasons in this image (insanity), does not mean it negatively impairs the brain. not using your imagination is the worst thing you could do for your brain, its why people that read books or play videogames are smarter guaranteed than people who do nothing but watch television

>>30202075
There are plenty of accounts of people doing just fine with tulpas. Check out tulpa.info.
The risk is there, that definitely is true, but people like Koomer are such an uncommon occurance that their existence hasn't discouraged the people who live their lives with tulpas.
In short, that is a meme. I also doubt the sincerity of that thread. I'm pretty sure someone just heard of the concept and thought "you know what, imma fuck with these guys. It's gonna be hilarious". I find that much more believable than " suddenly my tulpa which I was struggling with made tulpas instantly with perfect visual and audio clarity and they all raped me."

>>30201929
>he hasn't commissioned or made a lewd lifesize plush for himself

>>30202135
>he has $20,000 to waste on forcing someone else to make something just for him

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>>30202084
>the (((media))) doesn't lie

>>30202058
Gen 5 waifus only. The princesses become the only remaining FiM ponies with lasting porn relevancy like Renamon and Krystal.

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>>30202084
>The media doesn't lie.

>>30202165
>>30202148
>>30202094
>Memes
ok, we get it, you can samepost. Message received.

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>>30202180
>the media doesn't lie

>>30201929
I have a sugarstar now that wouldn't have existed if the ride didn't start. As close as you'll get but closer than 7 years ago.

>>30202084
retard

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>>30201929
> no closer to having sex with colorful mare
Unfaithful !
Our Lord Hasbro got that covered this very year !

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>>30202184
duuuuuuude...

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>>30202180
>samepost
>implying samefag
"Wrong"

>>30202216
>>30202200
>The media doesn't lie

>>30202235
But it doesn't. They're getting paid to tell the truth and they want the shequels to keep coming in, so they're gonna tell the truth. Basic logic.

>>30202216
>implying everything you read on the internet isn't a lie, including pics

>>30202239
No, they can say whatever they want because they know people like you will believe it's the truth because they're "the media".

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>>30202002
>>30202058
>>30202156
> Yiffalicious
Work very well in VR, designed so average Joe can do his own scenes and animations - or just download stuff made by other.
Right now it's only anthro-furry stuff, but V2 will have a complete character editor so we will definitively be able to put ponies in it (and Diamond Dog, Minos, ....)

>>30201929
Feels alright since I'm not a furry.

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>>30202025
>my western utopia isn't safe because President Trump hurt my feelings

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OP here, looking over all the pros and cons of the options presented here so far (and one that wasn't):

Getting a Mary the Mare or Sugarstar:
Pros - Relatively cheap
Cons - Its just a colorful horse pussy, not exactly an immersive experience.

Getting a lewd plush
Pros - Much more immersive experience than a fleshlight.
Cons - Much more expensive than a fleshlight, especially for a life sized plush

VR
Pros - Extremely immersive experience
Cons - Technology is still in its infancy, plus high cost

Making a tulpa
Pros - At peak experience, arguably the most realistic may to fuck a pone
Cons - Requires work and mental discipline, risk of self inflicted mental illness

Fucking a real mare
Pros - Its real horse pussy
Cons - Must gain access to mares, risk of trespassing and/or bestiality charges depending on jurisdiction, or buy a mare which is very expensive, mare is not colorful.

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>reads posts about tulpas in this thread
>goes to wikipedia to refresh memory about what that shit was
>see the following
Fuck that made me cringe.

>>30202344
You're only a furry if you fap to anthro ponies

>>30202025
>literally

>>30202433
5. Buy a cheap as shit onahole, buy a 20 dollar bottle of j-lube which will last you years, and tape it under your desk to just pretend its whatever the fuck. The only other thing i could see as worth it is the plush, even VR is mostly a gimmick to me since the only problem i actually have is having nothing to mount or feel up which would still be present with VR but just taping as high up as you can is servicable

>>30202436
>Imaginary friends
Pretty spot on, would feel embarrased if I was into tulpas.

dumb faggot here.
what is a tulpa? seriously.

>>30202777
Those trips don't deserve to be associated with your false stupidity.

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>>30202436
sounds pretty arbitrary, the show ponies are also anthropomorphized
>inb4 that doesn't count

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>>30202025
your point being?

>>30202817
Point being America is far from safe, good, or any other positive adjective the deluded citizens could shart out of their asses.

no im serious, i really dont know what a tulpa is

>>30202833
I don't follow

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Why even live bros?

can someone tell me what a tulpa is plz

>>30201929
Speak for yourself, loser.
I can now fuck her all I want in my head and in my stories. We're getting a 7th baby too, you can't believe how happy I am.

>>30201929
>no closer
>implying progress hasn't been made

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>>30202058
Stop. It hurts too much

>>30202835
>>30202934
its just another word for imaginary friend, but created intentionally and with a routine for practice

>>30202075
You realise that was all fake, right?

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>>30201929
I can't even put my sadness into words when I think about it

>>30201929
The fact that we've been obsessed with the desire of fucking candy color horses for 7 years just break my heart.
Imagine what could have been done if we poured that obsession to something productive.

>>30202433
Seriously though, does a pony tulpa appear in 2D or 3D. I'm quite curious how that imagery would translate over to reality.

>>30203707
Imagine if we tried developing the technology to make those Technicolor ponies real? Imagine how much splicing would need to be done to accomplish that.

>>30204016
I'm guessing it would have to be 3d

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>>30201929
I've come to terms with it, though it doesn't stop the pain of realizing I'll never feel their unconditional love and affection. That's what second person fanfics and anon greentexts are for me, because it's probably about as close as I'm ever going to get to interacting with any of these characters, even if those are just products of another persons imagination I still like to lose myself in them. It's definitely more interesting than anything else that's going on in my life.

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>>30202084
>The media doesn't lie

>>30204088
>>30204016
i always imagine it like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhGjCzxJV3E

the new guilty gear managed a really good 2d look with models

>>30201929
Lol yee of little perspective. We are 7 years closer to the inevitable singularity! The day will come when our conciousness can be uploaded into a computer. Than imagine it! The love, the sex, the carnal pleasure will be as real as it would be if one really went to horseland. Because horseland, and the colorful equines, will be virtually as real as your virtual conciousness! I'm looking forward to that day.

>>30204207
>our consciousness can be uploaded into a computer
>Get a porn virus the first day
>Accidentally infect your pony love with said virus
>She won't stop talking about how you could have a bigger dick after taking this pill or how sexy cougar women in your area are ready to fuck

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>>30201929
idk, a Plushie is pretty darn close for now

>>30202002
>>30202058
>>30202337
there is already someone who does vr ponies, he even has a mobile version

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Just lucid dream.
It's completely free, although it may take a few months to really master it.

Although the time put into it is a really big pay off, its so real (often at the beginning I would be scared of moving because it felt like I was actually awake and didn't want to snap myself out of the dream) and its kinda freaky how a 2D pony doesnt seem so out of place in a 3D environment.

>>30204572
that is amazing, but whats the pricetag?

>>30202812
>this fag that thinks anthro = anthropomorphic again

>>30204813
words have meaning, you can't just say it isn't anthro when by definition my little pony ponies are

>>30204572
not mine, but they run for around 1200USD depending on the maker
the owner frequents the plush thread

>>30204828
meant to reply to >>30204796

>>30204823
>words have meaning,
And it's evident that you don't know the meaning of that word. Hint: it's not a synonym for "anthropomorphic".

>>30201929
take it for what it's worth but there is some hope
http://www.unilad.co.uk/science/if-youre-alive-in-30-years-you-might-be-alive-in-1000-years/

>>30202084
>The media doesn't lie
They can claim whatever they want. What can you do?

If they get paid to lie, if some are fooled, if FUD is sowed,
they will gain power while making money.

Media must lie - because it's human nature to seize a risk-free opportunity when presented.

Natural selection has sorted out anyone who relies on always telling the truth.

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>>30204836
except it is, anthropology is the study of human behavior, anthropomorphic is what furfags are referring to obviously as it is the adjective describing the characters. the ponies talk, do jobs, organize, and so on. they are anthro, and if you think they aren't for some retarded reasoning then somehow equestria girls isn't either by whatever definition you go by because it doesn't go by logic

>>30204958
>words don't have different meanings in different contexts
Ok, lad. Continue flailing your newness.

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>>30204983
tell me your contextual meaning of anthro, that does not conform to any definition of the term
>y-youre new, round here we are all furfags in denial! i-i-its a coat, p-ponies don't have fur!

>>30204700
If you are talking about https://derpibooru.org/1149710 : it's finished and don't do much.
If you are talking about https://derpibooru.org/1282088 : it's been dead since 7 months and the demo is behind a paywall.

>>30205006
Not him, but "anthropomorphic" literally means "having the form of a human", which would include posture and arguably facial structure/digit structure/genital structure and so on.

>>30205021
those models are so bad
why hasnt anyone come around and replaced them yet? I wish people would stop using them,

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>>30204958
>they are anthro
you should ask webster to include internet terms in his dictionary if you plan to site is as a source.

in the meantime, you know what people mean when they say anthro, feral, and so on. we both know what it means to the general internet population who actually uses those terms. youre just being a faggot on purpose.

>>30205006
Anthro is a particular art style. Ponies drawn with human body.

>>30205063
>>30205088
>>30205116
i actually use definitions to support my claims, feel free to actually PROVE me wrong instead of just saying i am

>>30205145
sure. board rule 5.

>>30205152
if you consider that proof you would be wrong too since equestria girls is allowed, which we can both agree is obviously anthropomorphic

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>>30205158
obviously not since it isnt removed by mods. seems your definition is objectively the wrong one, at least in the context of anthro regarding this board.

>>30205074
Because every improved(-ish) model is either :
- Kept private by the artist "DONUT STEEL !§§§"
- Require 6 millions Maya/Blender specific modifiers and thus don't work in a video game engine (so no SFM or VR)

If you want animators & developers to switch to better models, you better start learning modeling.

>>30205021
>>30205074
i was more thinking of https://www.patreon com/skunkfrakker
still unsightly models and behind a paywall, but hey, at least hes trying. i also happen to know how to get around the paywall

>>30205180
m-maybe based 2snacks or argodaemon will help revolutionize the pony porn world.

>>30205158
>still confusing anthro and anthropomorphic
>still being this new

>>30205160
the rule is ambiguous. if you cannot even define what anthro is then "objectively" nothing was proven

>>30205202
what do you think it stands for retard?

>>30205206
>Anthros are bipedal versions of four-legged creatures or characters and may have all hooves or hooves and hands or hands and feet, depending on the style of the individual artist. Anthros generally have tails and muzzles. Also boobs.

>>30205187
>>30205190
Last time I checked :
2snacks models don't work outside of Maya.
Argo & Skunk are using the "ugly" models, they just rock at animation so they seem more life-like.

>you'll never get to lock up Spike in your rape dungeon until he is so broken to your will he thinks he loves you
why even live

>>30205206
>if you cannot even define what anthro is then "objectively" nothing was proven
on the contrary, it was just proven that your definition isnt what the mods use to enforce the no anthro rule. anthro also doesnt stand for anthropomorphic. anthro is its own word with its own meaning now, similar to faggot you faggot.

that said, here you go. its a visual guide.
http://imgur.com/a/YtEuJ

5 is human, 3 and 4 are anthro, 2 is semi-anthro, 1 is pone.

>>30205351
EqG would be 4.5, 4.25 when they pony up

This fandom wasn't built on people wanting to dick ponies.

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>>30206358
>

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>>30206358
Hey there newfriend!

>>30201929
>we're no closer to having sex with colorful mares than we were in 2010
>implying I haven't bought a plushie and fucked it since then

>>30204016
I made mine in 3D, with full textures and the like. I imagine a 2D tulpa would be a little more difficult to impose, but still not difficult.

>>30205021
The 2nd one isn't dead. It just changed sites:

besti.love

>>30201929
>He doesn't have a 4ft Rainbow Dash plushie with in-built fleshlight

>>30206787

>Spends $2000 on a plushie and then destroys it

>>30206793
not him, but when I spend 4 figures on a plushie of my waifu, you better believe that the only thing she can't do is get pregnant
besides there's a cleaning guide for that kind of thing
you're a fucking moron if you spent that kind of money and DIDN'T take care of "her"

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>>30206780
How the fuck did I miss that ?
Damn, it's starting to look really comfy.

>>30205187
So ... hum ... mind sharing how to get it ?
Asking for a friend.

This is a good thread

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VR Bump

>>30206996
how much do I have to spend for one that is able to get pregnant?

What about lucid dreaming? Anyone here got an idea of how horse pussy feels in dreamland?

>>30208607
You can buy a regular one and cut a hole if you're cheap.

>>30208585
What is that a screenshot from?

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>>30202084
>The media doesn't lie.

>>30201929
my waifu is pure
she is not for sexual
I will not betray her

>>30208920
only one syllable from being a haiku

>>30208762
Afaik, nothing : it's just a photoshop.
Sadly

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>>30202084
>The media doesn't lie.

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>>30202084
That was beautiful Anon, here's another (you)
See guys, that's what quality bait is. Not a fucking masturboop spam, this.

>>30209569
>poe's law in action

>>30202025
>We literally have a vice president who believes you can electrocute the gay out of people
don't see the problem there. sodomites are disgusting and will go to hell if they don't renounce their sinful ways.

>a president that bashes on any non-white race
the white race is better in every way. trump just simply speaks the truth.

>cops who shoot black people at "random"
don't want to get shot, DON'T RESIST ARREST! also helps if you are respectful to cops and follow any orders they give you.

>>30209858
>>>/pol/

>>30202049
This pulled on my heart string a bit. I may not be able to read the subtitles, but I felt a sorrow as if I could feel a deep sadness from this man and the joys this brought to his over busy, stressed, lonely life. He had a companion, someone who would be there even if it was just a program with what I assume to be very limited AI or something, someone he could share the evening with, someone to turn the lights on before he got home so he doesn't have to return to a dark, cold, and empty apartment. Knowing at the end of every work day she'd be there. To hear something more than just the echoes of his own thoughts and the silence that accompanies them. I also saw reflections of myself in the video, granted it was a very Asian reflection, but I saw myself. I hope we get some semblance of chobits like technology before my years are exhausted.

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>>30210465