What do?

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>>30196322
Hide this because seeing it once in mlpg was more than enough you astoundingly cockhungry faggot

why do fags have to push their shit into everything

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>>30196322

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>>30196322
Everything's fine.
No reason to panic!

>>30196339
Deep lore: homosexuals are not happy, calling themselves "gay" is propaganda to recruit fresh holes until they prolapse, and they have to loudly proclaim how much they love penis to keep up their image of being happy.

>>30196322
>rape

>two pics with the same joke about these three being traps
>not a single porn piece of art

why?

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>>30196322
Fix the picture, the artist accidentally got shit in it.

>>30196530
Where's the other? Y'know for research haha.

>draw a woman
>say its a man

>>30196560

https://derpibooru.org/1436998

>>30196564
This is such a cancerous phenomenon that a lot of fanbases are suffering from.

>>30196322
"Not interested er- "ladies"."
>you turn and walk away
>you find that you're not moving as something has caught your pantlegs
>you hear giggling behind you
>"Not so fast, cutie."
>you see that the unicorn and earth pony have got a hold of each of your legs
>both of them have their front hooves wrapped around your legs and their doing their best to give you that bedroom eyes look
>if you hadn't found out they were stallions you would almost find this attractive
>almost
>you feel the pegasus land on your back, disrupting you from your thoughts
>you notice how light he feels
>like a mare
>no, stop it
>"If we weren't stallions you would have taken us home and fucked us silly, yes?"
"If you were girls, yeah. I would have."
>"So you admit you find us attractive?"
"Not anymore."
>you make a move to shrug him off your shoulders but that only makes him cling tighter to you
>you don't want to know what you feel pressing against your back
>"I think you're lying."
>you don't see it but the pegasus makes a nod to the unicorn clinging to your leg
>the unicorn gives him a wink in return and you hear the sound of magic
>then you feel something you think you like even less than the thing poking your back
>you think
>the unicorn is using his magic to rub your crotch
>you glare at him but that only encourages him to rub your dick faster and smugly smile up at you
>you won't admit it, but it feels fucking fantastic
>and why shouldn't it? Being a guy he knows all the right spots to make a man feel good
>the pegasus speaks up and nearly breaks your concentration on trying not to moan from the stimulation
>"I think you like this more than you're letting on. I think you're still attracted to us, regardless of what we're packing."
> he draws his face closer to your ear
>you can feel his warm breath tickle your skin
>it sends shivers up your spine

>>30196855
and then the equestrian authorities found their corpses in a ditch halfway through the everfree

the end

>>30196855
>you barely notice the earth pony has started to dry hump your leg
>he's sliding his rock hard horsecock up and down the inside of your pantleg
>it's warm, why is it so fucking warm?
>why does feeling his horsecock throbbing on your leg feel nice?
>more importantly, why are you letting them do this to you?
>you're starting to sweat
>the pegasus speaks up again but this time he's whispering in your ear with a sweet and sympathetic voice
>"Are you afraid of us being male? Is that it?"
>you hear a gentle cooing of awws from the two dainty stallions below you
>you feel the pegasus give you a gentle kiss on the neck
>"Poor baby, you don't need to be scared of us."
>another kiss, this time on the cheek.
>"In fact, if you be nice to us we can show you how much like mares we can be."
>he gives you a long lick from up your cheek to the side of your head, licking up your salty sweat and leaving a trail of his hot saliva on your face
>"So what do you say? Do you want us to be your mares?"
"Y-yes, I think I do."
>that earns you another round of awws and giggles from the three
>the pegasus gets off of your back and lands in front of you
>the other two stop what they're doing and stand beside him
>"Great! We'll come by your place after dark, that should give you some time to prepare for us."
>he gives you a wink and a giggle, making you blush harder than you already are
"O-okay."

>it's after dark
>the three stallions are sitting boredly in their cucksheds as they listen to Anon fucking an actual mare outside
>"Oh fuck, Anon! Give it to me harder! Unf!~"
>"Well shit." said the pegasus grumbling at their situation
>the unicorn looks up from her newspaper and says
>"Hey, you still got what you wanted, we're still getting fucked."

The End.

>>30196855
>>30196872
I liked it.

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>>30196872

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>>30196872
good ending friendo

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>>30196872
>that ending
heh

>>30196322
I tell them to follow me to the gay bathhouse

>>30196322
Remind them that being gay is okay in certain countries.
But I ain't gay tho.

>>30197131
Remind them they'd be beheaded anywhere in the middle east.

>>30197134
Are you middle eastern?
Is your name سيد فاجوت?

>>30196872
Aaaaand you ruined it.

>>30196322
>herd of hot mares show up
>make them all gay stallions
why are there so many literal faggots here?

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>>30196872
10/10
Part of me wanted Anon to actually fuck em, but that ending was funny

>>30197177
you cant ruin what was shit to begin with

>>30196872
This cuckshed meme man. This is the answer to all our prayers.

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>>30197185
Ignore the cancer, Anon. Ignore it and make good art and stories with those three cute mares.

>>30197327
Would fuck.

>>30196542
Thank my anon, I can't believe that artist do something like "duh duh I gonna make shit gay herds on /mlp/ so everyone will like my work"
>>30196872
HAHAHA

>>30196322
The original says something different

get the succ from 3 mares for sure

>>30197965
>mares

>>30197965
I'm sorry but they're taken famalam. Bieber horse is fucking all three.

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>>30196322
I would do. I don't feel too human today.
>HorsePussy>MarePussy>3D Human Pussy>other pussies.

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>>30196872
I need MOAAAR, sweetie.

>>30196872
Damn, got me.

>>30196322
As long as you tuck. We can fuck.

>>30196322

Rape left
Merry middle
Kill-eat right

>>30198328
>Merry

>>30196322
I would ravage their coltpussi

>>30198030
>Bieber horse is fucking all three.
Don't you mean he's getting fucked by all three?

>>30198736
That's even more hot

Get a boner.

>>30196322
>What do?
Try to hide my erection.

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>>30196322
i would totally saddle up and ride that horse

>>30196326
>actually admits to browsing mlpg

Unironiclly kill yourself

>>30197965
>Mares

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>>30200064
don't spend your whole summer being mad, sport

>>30196872
This must be done in all trap threads from now on.

Nothing but cuckshed memes and greens.

>>30197965
>mares

What if they're double traps and are just trying to appeal to your degenerate fetish?

>>30200814
That would be amazing as well, then I'd have to crossdress though.

>>30200814
>mares wearing fake weiners and getting fucked in the ass
Hello new fetish.

>>30200873
There's already a name for that, Anon. It's called pegging.

>>30200919
But they're getting fucked in the ass pretending to be traps.

>>30200927
They say things like ooh yeah fuck my male female pussy

>>30200961
You could pretend her pussy is another asshole. I would like to fuck something with two assholes.

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>>30196872
I fucking hate the cuckshed meme but God damn.
Well done, anon.

>>30200873
Don't forget the fake balls.

>>30202375
That shoot fake cum. Or maybe milk injected into the fake balls.

>>30200076
>that wink
>after flirting with the CMC
Holy shit...

>>30197965
>mares

>>30196322
Fuck all three.
Good ponut is good ponut regardless.

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>>30196322

>>30196322
>tfw I will never have a harem of trap poners
Feels bad

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>>30206818
kys

>>30206992
bump :^)

>>30206992
no u