Princess Applejack

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First for Applejack, and almost 200!

>>30195195
We're almost there! Almost time!

>>30195195
A to the MEN!

I hope KKA's finale will give us such a grand lead-in that we can welcome the 200s with a complete gamechanger.

>>30195195
And the AJ and Chitania meeting is finally happening!

>>30195232
He's never been afraid to fuck the status quo hard, I can only imagine what's going to com out of this talk.

>>30195237
I wonder if they'll talk about Sunset. Kind of tragic, how she touched both their lives so briefly and yet deeply without ever witnessing how it all will turn out.

>>30195134
>Also Sunset never lost her desire to kill Discord, but it was always CHITANIA who was going to kill him.

I never said that she did and that's because that was always part of the deal. Chitty is her heavy hitter.

>which meant that making Chitty all powerful was a necessity.
Well duh. Again, heavy hitter.

>She didn't even seem to care about killing gods in the arc except for in the sense that Chitania wanted to.
Again! because morons mixed their goals up ages ago with the whole, They're evil! EVIIIIIIIIL!!! Bitching. It all got muddled because they didn't WANT to understand them and just put them in the evil bin.

Chitania was told by her mom that they would be smited by Celestia because she was the closest thing to god on earth. So Chitinia wanted to be strong enough to beat Celestia, An Alicorn and god-like being and take the sun for her and changeling kind.

Welp she beat the earthly Alicorns and realized that they wasn't the one she needed to beat. She knew then that she needed to take it up one plane of existence further. Thus her desire to be stronger than the god-like being has shifted to actually beating the real god-being to prove her strength.

This is like, the 4th or 5th time we've had this argument for crying out loud! Remember it damn it!

>>30195247
>AJ hands Chitania her own power and position, the absolute madmare
>"Ya'll keep thinking you can do better if ya weren't prosecuted? Go ahead. Ah'll be watchin' you fly high and burn."

>>30195258
Considering that AJ is certainly going to ask about Sunset being dead, that's a sure fire one

Chitania is a bad girl who needs a good spanking.

>>30195259
>Chitania was told by her mom that they would be smited by Celestia because she was the closest thing to god on earth. So Chitinia wanted to be strong enough to beat Celestia, An Alicorn and god-like being and take the sun for her and changeling kind.
>Welp she beat the earthly Alicorns and realized that they wasn't the one she needed to beat. She knew then that she needed to take it up one plane of existence further. Thus her desire to be stronger than the god-like being has shifted to actually beating the real god-being to prove her strength.

You're mixing up two goals here, again.

The first one clearly had a higher meaning behind her actions, she didn't want to beat Celestia just to beat her, she wanted to give the Sun to the Changelings and her future children(This was back when she was a wide eyed optimist and though she'd have a shitload of kids and was going to hug them all and oh god why is everything horrible with her.)

The second time, you said she wanted to prove her strength.

Isn't it more likely that original goal is still there? That she does want to kill the gods, but she's still out to take something from them along the way? If young-dreamer Chitania wanted the sun so her kind could live freely, what could that have become later in life, when she realized it was only the tip of the iceburg?

>>30195258
Well, it wasn't exactly brief with Chitania, they worked together over a year.

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>mfw Sunset pulls a Kojima-game tier kind of twist from even beyond the grave
>mfw she factored her own death into her plans
>mfw we finally find out how 13 ties into everything
>mfw THE BEST IS YET TO COME starts playing

>>30195324
Sounds like a non-lethal Jigsaw, plans beyond death.

>>30195304
How long was the time between Sunset and Applejack?

>>30195335
Way less than a year.

>>30195192
>Check out the wiki here:http://princess-aj.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Applejack_Wiki

Okay. Whoever is doing the OP, please please please fix the link so it doesn't include the 'here:' from now on. It's been driving me nuts for a long time now.

>>30195324
>The Mare who Sold the World

OOCO
>AJ
"Celestia"
~~~~

>Tia? Gotta question.

"Yes, you should marry that colt! Go! Go Applejack, find true love at last! Go forth and bring new joy to this world and all their lives, go forth and be the best mother in the world, after rocking his world-"

>Nah, not really up for it right now. Maybe later.

"That's far more chilling than you know."

>But since we're on the subject-

"Don't you dare turn this on me, I will jump face first straight down!"

>-have you noticed any racial preferences among certain groups?

"I've literally held up a gun to my head before, and this is the most loaded thing I've come in contact with."

>Ah'm just saying that, you know, maybe it's a little odd if a certain pony only seems to care about a certain group with certain abilities. Isn't that something we should look into?

"Oh. Oh, wait a minute, wait now."

>Maybe, you know, we should see if certain educational material is being passed out while they're still impressionable-

"Applejack? Leave your brother alone."

>He won't even look at them, Celestia!

"I know, everyone has a preference-"

>ONLY unicorns or Alicorns! They're the ONLY ones! He won't even look at an earth pony! Two! There were two now! Ah' visited Pinkie's family with him last year and he wouldn't even look at that nice Marble, but she was clearly into him!

"Applejack let it go."

>What's wrong with earth ponies!? What's wrong with them!? WHY UNICORNS!?

"I feel like this is evolving into something personal."

>IT'S ALL YER' FAULT!

"If you believe it, will that make you feel better?"

>No.

"Welcome to every day of my life."

>Do not like bein' on this side.

"Who knows, maybe he's just confused about how he feels about horns-"

>DON'T YOU START!

>>30195297
>and was going to hug them all and oh god why is everything horrible with her.)
Cause she was (evil) and we don't let our bad guys have nice things unless we plan on ripping them away violently later... ...Oh god why is it so horrible...

>Isn't it more likely that original goal is still there?
We'll they're tied together actually. To be strong enough to beat, what she assumed was a god, and take the sun from her. Now she's going after the real deal and honestly, is the whole Sun thing even relevant for her anymore? All she would gain is the Sun for her and her daughter. All her plans were for her and her, hive full of her children and surviving brood mates... It probably would be pointless now except to brag and rub it in the rest of the cast's faces.

>That she does want to kill the gods,
Nope, never her deal, that was Sunset all the way.

>but she's still out to take something from them along the way?
She could take out Celly and Luna, that's pretty much all Faust has really. And we've seen that she can care less about them in her grand scheme of things.

>>30195343
...fuck.

Well, okay. Apparently Celly supervised Sunset from childhood up to adulthood, and the latter hates the former so much she could care less of she died. So the most monumental fuck-up is stil on Celly for being the absolute worst kind of surrogate Mom.

Huh. Guess THAT is why own mother turned her vagoo into a burning volcano. Someone who turns an impressionable orphan filly into a godslayer BY NEGLECT shouldn't be allowed to breed and raise children of her own. Guess Faustmom saw it coming afterall!

>>30195361
Depending on what stunt she pulled while it all burned down, the allusion isn't far off either.

Punished Sunset, when?

>>30195402
>Punished Sunset

I want that Schmoe artwork to become Canon at last. The Tribabble said all Schmoe artwork becomes eventual reality! DOOOO EEEEEET!

>>30195382
>...Oh god why is it so horrible...

Because she can't have nice things.

>We'll they're tied together actually.

Well I mean yeah, she has to be strong enough to win to pull it off, I just felt "Prove she's the strongest" wasn't really accurate because she has nothing to PROVE so to speak, it's a do or die. Pull it off or get god.

> is the whole Sun thing even relevant for her anymore?

I'm positive that's going to be brought up, she hasn't mentioned it once for god knows how long, why would she still care now? It makes sense for AJ to think that, she probably read page after page of diary being like
>Gon get dat sun
>Gettting alllllll up in there
>We're gonna be drowning in blackness
>It's gonna be so cash
But for Chitty? I dunno.

>Nope, never her deal, that was Sunset all the way.

I mean now you're contradicting yourself or implying Chitty thought she could take out and take everything from the gods non-lethally.

>She could take out Celly and Luna, that's pretty much all Faust has really.

Think you misunderstand it, it's not a spiteful kind of 'take everything from you', more 'I'm actually going to take your ability to control the universe/reality/heaven.'

I'm implying I think she moved up from taking the 'light' of the sun for her kind, and bumped it up to a much bigger light she will give them.

With Faust's powers, who knows what she could do?

>>30195431
So, less semi-benevolent guardian of her kind to a semi-benevolent higher being who favors her kind instead of ponies?

>>30195431
>With Faust's powers, who knows what she could do?
The answer is clear:

Punch universes
Punch elder gods
Punch through the barrier of realities
Become OMNI CHITANIA!

>>30195431
>I mean now you're contradicting yourself or implying Chitty thought she could take out and take everything from the gods non-lethally.

You don't have to kill your opponents to take from them everything.

>Think you misunderstand it, it's not a spiteful kind of 'take everything from you', more 'I'm actually going to take your ability to control the universe/reality/heaven.'

Ah, well I actually am against that, I'm seriously just all for the fight of the century to prove that she's the best. Why would a changeling need the power to control reality, they by their very nature go against reality changing what they want when it most suits them.


>With Faust's powers, who knows what she could do?

I doubt that's going to happen, I seriously thing it's going to end in a draw, not because Chitty and her would actually be close to evenly matched. But because eventually their fight would begin to unravel reality.

>>30195533
>You don't have to kill your opponents to take from them everything.

I'm just saying that if she says she's going to take on the gods, I don't think she thinks she can knock them out.

>Ah, well I actually am against that,

In principal or in theory of her current goal?

>I'm seriously just all for the fight of the century to prove that she's the best

Again, she always seems to want more than that, just saying she wants to fight alone doesn't seem to line up with her current goals and makes no sense in a grander scheme. After all, what comes after that?

>Why would a changeling need the power to control reality,

Not "A changeling", Chitania.

>they by their very nature go against reality changing what they want when it most suits them.

...that actually makes it sound MORE like she would want it.

>I doubt that's going to happen,

Me too, but who knows.

> But because eventually their fight would begin to unravel reality.

Question is, would Chitty be willing to go that far to prove she's the best? If not, what then?

>>30195385
>So the most monumental fuck-up is stil on Celly for being the absolute worst kind of surrogate Mom

I was going to say Chitty turned out way better, but seeing as Sunset is you know...>>30195533
>, they by their very nature go against reality changing what they want when it most suits them.

Wait but wouldn't that mean she'd want the ability to change reality to suit herself?

>>30195576
>I was going to say Chitty turned out way better, but seeing as Sunset is you know...
You aren't seriously blaming Chitty, who had to stand by and watch the second friend she ever allowed herself to have die, for what Spike 'Nuke Everything' the Dragon did in his immeasurable thirst for attention and adorarion... mostly because the mares in his life are all alicorns and judge him by his action or inaction.

>>30195573
>Question is, would Chitty be willing to go that far to prove she's the best? If not, what then?

More importantly, will Faust?

Chitty loses everything completely so often at this point she'd be pretty hardened to the idea that she would lose her world if she kept fighting, but her goal is the one thing she has left.

If Faust has to choose between throwing the fight but saving reality, would she?

>>30195620
>Chitty loses everything completely so often at this point she'd be pretty hardened to the idea that she would lose her world if she kept fighting

... mother of god...

She's so used to the fact that everytime she tries to love something or protect something it either turns on her or dies(Her hive, her daughter, Momsie, Variolus, her friend from the village, the changeling race as a whole, Sciderella, Sunset and the others) that she's the only one who could take it in stride

>Reality warping? Meh, it was all going to get horribly murdered by knowing me anyway.

>>30195650
What did we create!?

>>30195685
Someone incomprehensible to anyone but herself. A strange besst. A kaiju. Chitania wasn't always one. Her story in thisbthread is the creation of one. How it came to be, and why she attscks everything.

>>30195573

>I'm just saying that if she says she's going to take on the gods, I don't think she thinks she can knock them out.

Well here's the thing you're not really seeing. If Chitty, a conditionally-mortal being capable of growing stronger, can defeat God.

What is God going to do? Get stronger too? How can you top already being a God?


>In principal or in theory of her current goal?
I'm not sure how to answer this, I think you'll need to define both a bit because I think I'm getting them confused with one another.

>Again, she always seems to want more than that
Originally, when the Sun was her goal, now though we don't know what her goal is besides beating Faust.

>Not "A changeling", Chitania.
Don't be cheeky, you know what I mean, and she has the strength and presence to change the world right now. I mean her just being alive and about has changed Equestria. She don't need no stinking god powers to change reality.

>...that actually makes it sound MORE like she would want it.
It would, if Chitty was a traditional villian, but she's not one.

>Question is, would Chitty be willing to go that far to prove she's the best? If not, what then?

Chitty would fight until she literally couldn't anymore, because destroying reality would more than likely put her daughter at rick and that's the one thing that would stop her.

>>30195576
I'm with this guy >>30195608. Dude.

>>30195620
Weeeew. Damn.

>>30195650
Indeed!

>>30195685
THE ULTIMATE ANTI HERO! The Godzilla of Equestria.

>>30195608
>mostly because the mares in his life are all alicorns and judge him by his action or inaction.

Shouldn't have broken up with him, AJ! Shouldn't have done it!

>>30195711
>What is God going to do? Get stronger too? How can you top already being a God?

First off, she still has to 'defeat' them to prove this, and how exactly is she supposed to do that to a godlike being without killing them? I don't think you can break their legs.

Second, exactly that is why it doesn't make sense that her goal is only to prove she's stronger than god, what's there afterwards?

>I'm not sure how to answer this, I think you'll need to define both a bit

Are you against the idea that she wants Faust's power in principal of the storyline or in the hypothetical "This is what her goal could possibly be", if it's the latter then why doesn't it fit and if it's the former i respect the opinion.

>Originally, when the Sun was her goal, now though we don't know what her goal is besides beating Faust.

Beating Gods, she didn't know about Faust at all when this started, but that's the point. She always seemed to want something, I'm just saying a title isn't really up to speed with the rest of her goal-oriented mindset, she didn't chase down Momsie to prove she could beat her after all.

>and she has the strength to change the world right now.

But not change reality, as in she can't get back what she lost. All the Queen's she's lost, her own inability to learn certain magics, her own inability to change horrible events from happening, those things. As powerful as she is, she does need stinking god powers to change any of that. This world keeps fucking her over, there's only one way to fuck it back.

>It would, if Chitty was a traditional villian, but she's not one.

That we can agree on.

>Chitty would fight until she literally couldn't anymore,

So then how could she achieve either hypothetical goal? She can't prove she's the strongest because she has to pull back before she and Faust do too much damage, and she can't change the world to her whims because she won't push forwards and end it with Faust.

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Pinkie Preview Prophecies

>Applejack ends a fight using delicious Apple soda.
>Pinkie's friend Yo Yo has had some really bizarre adventures!
>Rainbow Dash kept 99 bottles of beer on the wall.
>Fluttershy tears open a portal to fling something.
>Spike wanders into a late night that he wasn't suppose to.
>Octavia's gig at a red wedding didn't go so well.
>The Crusaders pop some cherries.
>Stetson fanservice!

Madame Pinkie knows all and sees all!

>>30195818
>Applejack ends a fight using delicious Apple soda.

Ew

>>30195758
>First off, she still has to 'defeat' them to prove this, and how exactly is she supposed to do that to a godlike being without killing them?

Right, and all she has to do is prove that she's enough to not only take them on but be a threat to their Dominion. I'm still of the mind that it's going to end in a draw though.

>Second, exactly that is why it doesn't make sense that her goal is only to prove she's stronger than god, what's there afterwards?

I just don't know ok! We can only speculate! She could get unlimited power! Unlimited Chocolate pudding! For all we know she'll become God for a bit and we'll get Faust for a while before they switch back after Chitty gets tired of all the bullshit! IDK!

>Are you against the idea that she wants Faust's power in principal of the storyline or in the hypothetical "This is what her goal could possibly be", if it's the latter then why doesn't it fit and if it's the former i respect the opinion.
The former, I just don't think it's going to happen.

>Beating Gods, she didn't know about Faust at all when this started,
What's why I said originally, you know when she was young and shortly after getting out of the ice burg. She obviously learned that afterwords, probably after figuring out that Alicorns aren't shit. As for Momsie she probably agreed she was the Bitch Queen of the Universe like she was The Titan.

>But not change reality, as in she can't get back what she lost.
... I... I... I had a really long rant written down... and I just realized what she would do... and It's sad. All Chitty would want... Is to be able to have babies. Oh god their most be a hurricane in my room it so wet...

Also, this needs to end, I need time to make the picture and I'm just eating up post with this argument and discussion.

>>30195818
>>The Crusaders pop some cherries.

Well, clearly it isn't Sweetie Belle's. Her body has more mileage than an indian innercity bus.

>>30195898
>e'll get Faust for a while before they switch back after Chitty gets tired of all the bullshit!

... that weirdly fits with the theme of the series.

>>30195898
Kay. Good debate.

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I thought of a random shitty joke.

How long does it take for a /pa/l to make Applejack change a lightbulb?

At least a year. Most of it will be spent setting Applejack up. There'll be a bunch of new unnecessary OC, it'll involve Chitania, and by the time Applejack actually replaces the lightbulb, she broke 5 other lightbulbs, but that's okay because she needed the conflict to develop her character anyway.

>inb4 a /pa/l makes Applejack change a lightbulb.

>>30195818
NC
>AJ
"Chitania"
~~~~

>That's right, it's the sun...the warm sunny taste of APPLE SODA!

"W... what."

>Apple soda! The cool refreshing crisp drink with all the kick of a soda and all of the healthy benefits of the greatness of apples! You can finally feel like yourself again with Apple Soda!

"..."

>Order now!

"Get out of my dreams."

>WE NEEDED THE BITS!

>>30195918
NC
>AJ
"Chitania"
~~~~

>That's right, it's the sun... in the form of a new eco friendly bulb!

"What."

>Yeah, uses less energy, lasts longer, less waste! It's great!

"..."

>Wait. Shit, Ah' just realized Ah' don't have anywhere to plug this in.

"..."

>Guess Ah' need a new arc to find somewhere to put this in!

"That sounds interesting."

>Sure it is! Who knows what kind of adventures Ah'll get up to putting the bulb in! Ah'll learn a lot, Ah' feel.

"Couldn't you just stick it in the first outlet you see?"

>...ya'll ain't very smart, are ya'?

"Depends on which god is fucking with me today."

>Reporter
“AJ”
____

>I am honestly surprised you had time to pencil me in with your chaotic schedule, princess.

“Really? Yer’ surprised? In the span of one week Ah’ve amassed over two hundred letters from y’all beggin’ fer’ an interview! It was either do the damn thing or Derpy was gonna dive off the castle turret!”

>Is she not a pega-

“Ya’ wanna spend yer’ interview time on her? Alright, lemme tell ya’ the long story then-”

>NO! Um… okay, hold on, uh… sooooo, it’s got to be tiring, right? Playing two roles in the same scene, especially the latest ones; arguing with yourself, cursing yourself out, real intense stuff there… how does that feel?

“It feels annoyin’, that’s how. Doin’ a scene ain’t exactly the same sweet apple it once was on the second bite, ya’ follow?”

>But the end result looks bloody amazing, though!

“Damn well better.”

>How do you get to that level of intensity each and every time?

“Cold shower in the mornin’, keeps me right pissed.”

>Ah. And, hold on… and is there usually anyone on scene with you during those moments? Someone for you to focus on?

“Shinin’.”

>…You… you mean like, Shining Armor, Shining Armor?

“Only one, ain’t there?”

>Ah, yes, I suppose so… but why?

“He’s… fascinated.”

>Wiiiiith…?

“…With me.”

>Oh myyyy-

1/2

>>30195959

“Shaddup, ya’ danged idget, not like that! He doesn’t know what his character has to do with my other role, with AUJ, so he’s fascinated… Every scene with AUJ, he’s there, off to the side on pins and needles for a hint.”

>Wait… why doesn’t he know? This show has a script.

“Noooot for this particular theme, not one that they have access to.”

>That’s… odd.

“Secrecy is the name of the on this one.”

>But you know. Don’t you?

“It’s mah’ character, ‘course Ah’ do, Ah’m the only one who knows, actor-wise… and ‘fore ya’ even fix yer’ lips to ask, no, Ah’ signed a non-disclosure agreement on the whole thing. Ah’d sooner die than spoil this.”

>Drats….

“An’ ‘sides, Shinin’s probably listenin’ outside the door right now. He’s really, really curious ‘bout his role in AUJ’s life, ‘specially with all the secrecy. There are some upcomin’ scenes, sorta like flashbacks, Ah’ guess, in the pipes, some with him in ‘em—he screamed like a filly when he found out.”

>Aw, cute.

“Yeah, cute, sure. We done here?”

>Oh, um, yeah, if I could just get an autogra-

“Bam, done, gotta get to rehea- oh, sugar honey iced tea, this stupid bulb, keeps goin' on the blink. Hang on… Theeeere we go, darn thing was drivin’ me crazy.”

>>30195907
Right?

Chitty dealing with cosmic level paperwork would be hillarious.

>>30195969
These little bits are weirdly entertaining. Like, I could just see them being real and AJ literally doing the same scene twice.

>>30195969
He's not the only curious one. Currently we are somewhere between seducing him and driving him to suicide. Maybe both.

>>30196290
I'm hoping for suicide.

>>30196421
DUDE

>>30196421
>These were the only word found on the note anon left behind

>>30195898
>All Chitty would want... Is to be able to have babies.

Well, I mean, if she could rewrite reality, I'm pretty sure she would bring her friend and also Sunset back.

Maybe the queens too, but only the one she likes

>>30195898
>have babies
>Chitania's favorite position is missionary for the sole purpose of procreation
>She's pretty stoic and intimidating through the act, but is positively beaming afterwards about how many super chiggers she'll give birth to
But who will be her stud? Far as I remember, Flash and Fizzle are the closest guys she knows. Would they even have a choice if Chitania decides to test her newfound fertility on them?

>>30196937
There is like a 70-30 chance against that Flash still has his balls and is not infertile, and a 0 percent chance she would ever be able to live with the fact she slept with Fizzle.

She'd find someone else

>>30196937
>>30196950
Oh god, the 7 omake was a prophecy!

>>30196972
...I was going to say he's not actually a bad choice, due to the fact that he is actually pretty good as in infiltrator and he is smarter than he lets on, but then I remembered his luck, and her luck, and I realize that whatever children they have will put 13 to shame.

>>30196950
Well, if she's a god and willing to give him a chance, she could just magic Flash some new and improved balls.

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Pink Pony Star Empire

As the need to deal with hostile alien threats continue, we begin putting into production Party Crasher Class Destroyers and advance to Party Wagon Class Cruisers. Soon we were matching the the level of technology of the ancient ISS Renewed Friendship.

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>>30197943

Under the command of Admiral SIlver Star, the Grand Party Fleet carves our place among the stars by giving parties to Space Amoebas and their mothers.

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>>30197954
Void Clouds

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>>30197955
and especially the Crystal Entities.

With careful study, we even learned how to utilize the crystals regenerative properties and outfitted our own fleet with the same ability!

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>>30197963
But not everything is about the Grand Party Fleet. We finally begin seeing other space-faring civilizations.

To the North East, we have the Shaburiss

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>>30197973
To the North West, we have the Lyrite.

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>>30197976
And to the North, North West we find a very familiar face...

>>30195710
Something we really should've stopped

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Oh God almighty I am SO FUCKING TIRED of EVERYTHING in the goddang universe circling Chitania

Jesus H, yeah she wants to punch Gods to be the biggest baddest and we can never ever either be rid of her or at least reform her into not "time for smashy" or bother changing the circumstances around it.

I fucking hate that our powerlevels focus almost entirely on "can this kill Chitty" or any major pressing conflict also hinges on "oh boy what's Chitty gonna do next"

Or this whole hooplah about seriously wondering what would happen if Chitania goes and fights God.

I don't even WANT a demi-god-fight or whatever, I didn't come here for that, it's too fucking wanky. I'd only be happy if she somehow DID get to the Heaven Zone and in no uncertain terms got told:

>"Yeah look you can't do shit seriously don't bother okay look I just unexisted you and brought you back here again through a new lifetime to see if you got the hint ok? Ok? No? Well fine get the fuck off my lawn"

Pic related cos ahh god I wish we could come up with some better conflicts without this millstone of a character

>>30198044
Just call in Demonbane, he'll take care of Chitania.

>>30198044
Well.. you could... I don't know... write some OOCO and NC funnies like the rest of us and actually contribute to the funnies fueling us and keeping the train rolling while we wait for this Arc in the main story to end, you know... instead of just BITCHING and WHINING about it like a fucking ENTITLED ASSHAT. You could do those things... just saying... probably not though, cause you expect us to do this shit for you. Because apparently that's why YOU came HERE, for everyone to make funnies for YOU. Making sure that the ONE and ONLY audience member is pleased because that's what were supposed to do, right? Cater and conform for you...

FUCK YOU, sit through it like a god damn man and quit your FUCKING BITCHING. You don't see the rest of us doing it, do ya? If you don't like it, do something creatively and constructively with that wasted energy you used to BITCH and WHINE you ASSHAT!

Sinceirly, a /pa/l...

Hey, check it out! 'a /pa/l' almost sounds like apple! Neat!

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Posting this now cause it's done. Also, I finished the 200th Thread Pic ahead of time! WOO!!!

>>30198280
I'm not even that guy, but I happily write and I bitch.

I remember, when we were voting whether or not to kill Chitania off when she first appeared. I didn't hesitate to vote to kill her off to prevent more lingering OC's. That opinion has never changed. She should have been killed off. She's so incredibly overused, un-likeble, and always comes off as pure wankfest. It'd be an act of mercy for us to phase her out than keep her going.

>>30198411
Not this guy >>30198280 but, HA! I called for her death too! After what she did to Two, I was ready to see her die!

Then of course we didn't and now she's more character than monster and it's too late to off her now or phase her out! She's grown on me too soooo I'm not gonna support it now, then yes, but not now. Mhm mmmm, no sir.

It's our fault though. We're so dead set on sticking close to the canon as possible that we're not going to make up our own shit for the canon cast members. It's one of the two big things hindering us from giving them awesome stories, since it would 'change them too much' or 'it's just sooooo OOC' for them or some other crap like that.

The other one is death and the acting of unaliving ponies and/or other lesser beings.

>>30198367
Wooooo!

>>30198440
And I 'Woooooo!' you too random /pa/l!

>>30198411
She feels like a classic shonen villain, a well written one but still. She gets beat, comes back stronger than anything, something slightly different happens, she gets beat, comes back again, etc, etc. It's damn near formulaic at this point. She's not going to ever die, she's going to come to the edge again and again while reaching power levels no one will ever be able to touch or completely beat without some last minute sleight-of-hand that only merely incapacitates her.

Her rage is still neat but this 'Phoenix from the ashes' routine, constantly around her, is predictable as hell.

>>30198575
Well its like what's been said, the more we hit her the stronger she gets. Every time they played smart it dealt a blow, so we just need to stop hitting her and get smart about attacking her.

>>30198575
And that's what I was trying to say with >>30198044

It's predictable, it's going to keep ramping up with higher stakes and higher powerlevels but it's always gonna be the same thing.

A month of buildup, a 40 total post long fight scene, defeat, not ded yet, run away.

That's it

And we're planning to just cross the event horizon to repeat the same episode.

What the hell do we do then? We've corssed the event horizon and had our shonen "I'll get you next time Gadget" character go Even Further Beyond and not another character has done ANYTHING so similar.

It's dull, it's crushingingly dull and I hope to hell KKA is gonna pull a fast one and snap her "muh god-tier boss battle" ambitions in two so she can be.

Oh Iunno

Something different?

>>30198653
As someone privy to certain info's I can tell you things are going to get better... we just need to take care of this first and THEN get to the real deal that we've been putting off for so long. The reason that AUJ was proposed for to begin with and what will come from that will finally start laying the path to what you want. Just wait and be patient.

>>30198658
y-yay

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>>30198665
>y-yay
I don't know why, but I imagined baaaaad things.

>>30198653
>Something different?
Boring? I mean, what even is she without her ambition, that's pretty much the whole driving force for her entire character. If you take away her in this ambition and need to get even higher, what does she do exactly?

This is like taking away AJ being stubborn, what exactly does she do in that case?

>>30198795
>Ah just like being silly... PINKIE! FIRE THE RED HARRING MARANGE PIES!

*Thump* *Slowly rising whistle*

>This will be mah life now... No stubburns all over mah body... only pie...

*Splat*

>>30198653
>Even Further Beyond and not another character has done ANYTHING so similar.

Besides Pennydrop?

>>30198826
She builds robots

das it

>>30198834
Out of the corpse of Chitty's Mother... SPEAKING OF WHICH... I really need to get Mecha Chitty up... Welp, I know what I'm going to be doing now.

>>30198044
>I'd only be happy

You are a strangely dull person, that would be anticlimactic as all hell and only sour the entire storyline up to that point, completely ruining all the struggle and work for what, a really bad joke? If that were a series people wouldn't think you were rushed, they'd figure you ran out of money and cheaped out in the worst possible way. This idea is bad!

>>30198834
She builds robots, they lose to Chitty, she makes another, it loses, another, and then she keeps going till she wins.

>>30198795
She's funny and has some interesting interactions, definitely well-rounded enough she wouldn't fade away, but I agree that without the driving force behind her antagonistic tendencies she's not got much to progress with as a character. Her giving up right after losing everything would also be massively OOC but that's another debate entirely.

>>30197987
Why are you doing this
Why

>>30198717
>>30198991
Because he's not keeping a close enough eye on Ponka

>>30197987
Oh god this is going to hurt.

Had a hecktick weekend, only now solidly planning time for the Spine bit.

Preparing for the 200th by reading the other 50th threads because they have their own separate continuity to some degree and... and... oh god... inspiration and pain... inspiration and pain...

Morning thread!

>>30198717
Is that Cadence or Fluttershy?

Regarldess it's a cute

>>30198717
I see you hiding there in that argument, little minx!

INTO THE WIKI IT GOES!

>>30198717
>>30199517
Clearly it's FS thinking Lewd things.

>>30199661
Swiggty swoody

Gettin pink booty

OOCO
>AJ
“2”
~~~~

“BiibbybibbybibbyyyyBOOOP!”

>Never even saw ya’ comin’.

“Ah’m a changeling, we’re sneaky.”

>Don’t say that, you’ll worry folks.

“S’okay, Ah’ worry mah’self sometimes.”

>Why you gotta say it like that?

“Cause Honesty is the best policy!”

>Ah’m teaching you all the best and worst things at the same time. Ah’m a gaddang miracle.

“Can ya’ teach me how ta’ be a good big sister?”

>Ain’t ya’ worried?

“Nah, iffin’ Ah’m gonna be AJ Two, then Ah’ gots to be as good a big sister as AJ Prime!”

>That’s cute. But Ah’m only an okay big sister.

“Okay! Tell me what’cha did wrong, then Ah’ won’t do them. That only leaves the good stuff!”

>…for the first time in mah’ life, it all makes sense…

OOCO
>Sunset
“Chitania’
~~~~

>Do you ever sleep?

“Yes.”

>...

“What? Did you expect me to say something else?”

>I expected a witty retort.

“I’m selective about my retorts. Retorts are like punches, anyone can throw them but it takes timing and thought to land a good one.”

>Wisdom you surely didn’t read from a fortune cookie.

“A what now?”

>You are a sad, sheltered little mare.

“I’ve seen the better part of most of the globe.”

>And seen so very little. I need to introduce you to Chinese food, how did you ever miss it in the first place?

“…”

>Oh, right.

“I also have no idea what race Chinese is, so how would I have eaten their food assuming I did eat?”

>…Oh, oh wow, old habits really do die hard.

“What?”

>Nevermind. I’ll show you sometime.

“Fine.”

>…

“What?”

>I never see you sleep.

“I usually wait until you’re asleep.”

>Why?

“I can’t be shown up by a pony, I’m not giving into unconsciousness first.”

>You don’t have to be competitive about everything.

“Correct.”

>…You suck.

“That would be the mare down the hall.”

>Ouch.

“It’s a source of pride for her.”

>Everyone has their skills, I suppose.

“…Is that all you wanted? To ask about my sleeping habits?”

>I just want to make sure you’re getting enough.

“I’m very picky about my health, there’s nothing to fear.”

>Oh, yeah, guess someone as athletic as you would put emphasis on a proper rest.

“Obviously, which is why I make sure you’re asleep before me..”

>…

“Is that all?”

>I guess. Thanks, for making sure I’m getting enough rest.

“Hrm.”

>Maybe I can watch you next time, just to make sure.

“…we’ll see.”

>>30200130
So damn cute

OOCO
>SA
“AJ”
~Celestia~
~~~

>Here yee here yee, this meeting of the royals of the land shall now come to order!

“Finally, a real meeting! We can get something done!”

~First order of business, Applejack is hereby declared a cutie.~

“…what!?”

>Seconded.

“Wait a minute!”

~Two to one, motion passes. Applejack, from here on out, you are a cutie.~

>And a cute!

“Cut that out!”

~Seconded.~

“STOP!”

>Sorry, Applejack, you are a cute.

“Well, Ah’ motion both of you are a pair of dunderheads!”

>I say nay to that motion.

~Nay as well. Nays have it, we’re not dunderheads.~

>I motion that Celly also is hereby declared cute.

“SECONDED! Ha!”

~Awww, you think I’m cute?~

>The cutest Sunbutt!

~Motion passed!~

“Fine then! Ah’ motion that Shining is declared as a cutie too!”

>Seconded!

~Third! Motion passed! Applejack thinks Shiny is a cutie!~

>Awww, thanks AJ.

“…Ah’ hate both of you.”

>>30200505
>Implying we needed anyone to tell use AJ was a cute

>>30200505

NC
>Twilight
“Applejack”
~~~~

SLAM!

>I heard you calling my BBBFF a cute.

“It was trickery, Twilight! TRICKERY!”

>I’m watching you.

“Wait what.”

>You have your own brother! He’s my cutie BBBFF! Go be cute with your own!

“…Ah’m lost.”

>And you’ll find yourself at the end of my very strongly worded letter if you don’t stop! WATCHING YOU!

SLAM!

“…Don’tchu be talkin’ bout mah’ brother.”

>Cadence
“Guard’
~~~

>…

“…”

>…You can spit it out.

“Okay, I’m new here, so please don’t take offense, but-“

>No, I’m not fat, I am in fact pregnant.

“I… I didn’t think you were fat-“

>Flattery doesn’t matter when I’m married, solider.

“It’s actually about that-“

>We didn’t know you, are you really so bothered you didn’t get an invitation?

“Well no, but-“

>No buts about it, don’t mess with time travel trying to get an invitation.

“I wasn’t going to-“

>Good, that would end badly.

“…It’s about-“

>Time for your shift to change. Specifically in three, two…

“…”

>Better luck asking next time.

“…it’s oooonnnn…”

>>30200130
Aaaaaawww... that's too cute.

>>30200505
Thirded. AJ an absolute cute.

>>30201118
Hah, we're not awwing at her, who likes AJ anyway.

>42
"Changeling"
~~~~

With a FWOOSH, she appeared.

>You there.

"GAAAHHHHH!"

With the vocals of a little filly, she screamed.

>There is no reason to fear, it's not you I want.

"YAY! I get to watch you stab someone in the throat!"

>...w...what?

"Go for the eyes!"

It took some time before she could think straight again.

>I'm not here to maim anyone. My hooves are currently preparing themselves for gentle holds or hugging if necessary, it would be unwise to get them bloody.

After a second or two of utter silence, the changeling almost moved forwards.

>Not you.

"Oh...h-ha! Right, because... who would want to hug me anyway! That's just... just silly. You wouldn't want to hug me. Nobody would..."

She hadn't cried yet. Yet.

>I'm searching for Thirteen, and I'm here to see if came here from the stadium.

"Nope!"

>Interesting... where else could she have gone?

"Are you asking me? Cause I can tell you where she can go."

>Hrm... this requires some work. Thank you for the information, good day-

"WAIT!"

>Yes?

"...p-please?'

After a long, uncomfortable silence, the warrior changeling opened her hooves, and accepted the other for a hug.

>I'm choosing to consider this consolation practice.

"N-nobody loves meeeeee."

>There there.... I am good at this.

>>30198717
My Pinkie senses are telling me I'm about to get kidnapped.

>>30201343
Judging by the look on her face you're about to get way worse than that.

>>30201337
42, bolstering moral of forever-alone Changeling mares...

... holy damn is it going to suck when shebfibds out 13 is gone..

>>30201285
Those sound like fighting words... are they? Are they fighting words, /pa/l? Do I need to get Two? Got her number right here on speed dial.

>>30201642
Is that number 2?

It's number 2, isn't it?

>>30201642
I happen to have the Evil(?) Two of the AUJ-verse right here with me, do you really want to go down!? Huh? HUH!?

>>30201656
NOPE

>>30201663
That's what I though!

>>30201653
...shuddup, it is not.

>Spike
~~~~

>...Do something.

To whom he spoke, even the tiny little dragon did not know. All he knew was that there was still a massive carcass in front of him, there was still nothing new coming into the crazy world he'd found himself, and there was nothing else to do but sit his purple scales on the ground and growl in frustration to an uncaring sky.

>Do something! Have ponies come in here chanting "You killlleddd himmmm" or something! Have Celestia shake her head in disappointment! Just freaking have Twilight come down from the sky and scream at me before putting me in a cage and then banishing that cage to nowhere! I don't even care what! JUST DO SOMETHING!

Out of nothing but frustration, he screamed and fired his weapon straight into the sky.

>DO! SOMETHING!

SMACK went a sound next to him, and his whole body froze.

>...Uh...

With the haze gone from his sight, he suddenly realized that the shadows up above had, in fact, been moving.

>Oh no.

The bird now fallen to the ground next to him was not.

>It's... something, I guess? So does Fluttershy come in now? Someone? I'll take the veterinarian. The vet coming in here to complain and call me an asshole would be preferable. Something!

He wished for anything at all.

>ANYTHING!

All he gained were two dead bodies, instead of one.

>...what's the FUCKING POINT!?

>>30201827
This is some really unsettling stuff.

>>30201943
Isn't that ironic?

Dreams are supposed to be trippy shit where everything bonkers and freaky happens, because writers can do everything.

But this guy is just like "Nothing happens."

>>30201337
NC
>42
~???~
~~~

>Is the hugging completed? Yes? Good. Now, I must find-

~Ahem.~

>...

~Can... can we have one?~

She couldn't see the end of the line.

>...I must rise to any challenge.

>>30202290
(Two)
~~~

*Wipes away tears of pride.*

(Ya' learned so well...)

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>Spike
~~~~
Spike stares at the dead bird.
>...hmmm.
He strokes his chin.
>...
Picks up the bird.
>...nobody's really here to judge me.
He blows fire and cooks the bird.
>I'm so sorry little bird, but I won't let you go to waste.
He starts eating the bird.
>Omnomnomnom oh my gosh, yes! I haven't had meat in so long!
*munching noises*
Licks his claws.
>Taste just like chicken!

>>30202435
So I don't have to ask the obvious question how does he know what that taste like?

>>30202508
Obviously he went after the Cockatrice when no one was looking.

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>Spike
~~~~
Spike rubs his stomach over the meal he had. The bones of the bird sits besides him.
>That was pretty good if I don't say so myself. This is usually hard to get away with this. Glad the opportunity came................well now what?
There's nothing, but silence as he sits there as there's no one to answer his question.
>...
He can still see other shadows moving around him.
>...
He slowly looks up.
>...I really shouldn't.
The birds in the sky continue to fly overhead.
>...I am, but a simple dragon.
He aims Charity in the sky.
*BANG*
>...
The bird falls with a thump to the ground.
>...*sighs*
He uses his fire breath to once again cooks the bird.
>...
Eats the bird.
*munch munch munch*
>...*sniff*
He starts tearing up crying.
>I'm a monster.
*crying and eating sounds*

>Chrysalis
"Changeling"
~~~~~

>...Not here?

There was an odd edge to her voice. Layered beneath the surface was something sharp and deadly, hidden beneath the otherwise normal and cool voice.

"Yes, majesty. She is not in the hive, nor is she in the stadium."

>You're sure?

"Yes, majesty."

There was no doubt in his voice, not even a sliver of hesitation.

>Did Forty Two imply what her next move was going to be?

"The General pondered it for a moment, then vanished in fire. I was unable to find her trail before she disappeared again, I do not know where she is planning to search next."

The bowing minion shivered when he heard the near inaudible growl.

>Sometimes I resent the fact she uses that ability with such enthusiasm.

"It does make protecting her harder-"

>Backing her up.

The sharp voice cut through the retort, and took the legs right out from under the changeling who had tried to speak it.

>You are backing her up in case Thirteen reacts badly, you are not protecting her. Understood?

"Yes... yes majesty."

>Good. We have every reason to worry her powers will react to her emotions, nothing more. Forty Two is prepared, but she is wea... she is currently recovering from a great battle. You are there for backup, make sure you get it right.

"Of course."

>...Search the city next, that is the most likely course of action. If she is not there, head to Canterlot, Forty Two will doubtlessly head there as well.

"If both of those fail?"

>Then you'd better start living up to being my newest top tracker, shouldn't you?

"...yes, majesty."

Without a sound, he left.

>I swear I go through competent changelings at an alarming ra...

Her ears flickered, swinging back and forth in wild motions, searching.

>Did you need something else?

She waited, but not another sound was heard.

>That's what I thought.

Only when it did not return did she finally cease looking.

>...I wonder if Caddy would be up for a movie night right about now...

>>30202649
>Her ears flickered, swinging back and forth in wild motions, searching.
>>Did you need something else?
>She waited, but not another sound was heard.
>>That's what I thought.

Is this paranoia setting in, or something else?

>>30202649
Dawwww, Chrysalis looking out for 42 and trying to spare her feelings is so adorable.

>>30202723
It's not benign.

IT'S NEVER BENIGN

>>30202599
That got waaayyy less existential fast.

>>30200130
NC
"Hrm... guess I got to watch you go to sleep one last time..."

>>30202960
NC
>Chrysalis
"???"
~~~

>Meh, it's probably nothing-

CRASH!

>...

SLAM!

"MAJESTY! THE CASTLE IS HAUNTED!"

>..how, the fu-

~Chrysalis, you're a biiiiittttccchhhhhhh.~

>...S-...Sunset!?

~I'm haunting you.~

>What!? Why not Applejack!?

~Because I hate you more.~

>How!?

~Haaattteeeee!~

>Fuck. Call Twenty Nine!

"..."

>Shit.

~HAUNTING!~

>>30202596
But would that taste like chicken or lizard?

>>30203738
Reptiles and Birds are close cause dinosaur, it's probably a similar taste.

>>30203819
I can confirm that lizard tastes absolutely nothing like chicken.

>>30203738
>>30203819

As someone whose had lizard, snake, alligator and other such things I can tell you both this. If its not beef or pork, everything else just taste like chicken.

>>30203896
Wait what? What kind of lizard where you eating? They have that dark meat flavor of chicken thighs.

>>30203908
I've had Gecko on Okinawa, alligator jerky in the USA, and I can tell you that neither of them tasted even remotely like chicken. It was a much thicker and, how to put it, tangy? Tangi sounds right, a much sharper metallic flavor.

If I had to name something closer to it, I would actually say Marlin? That was more similar.

>>30203973
I've never had gecko, only fried/dried newts. And Alligator jerky isn't a good way to experience the meat! You need it fresh, right off the tail!

>>30204012
Never had newt. Gecko is amazingly moist though, like I advise not getting it dried but fried, and for sure do not overcook it.

I will take your word for it on the real thing for the alligator, but the stuff I had didn't exactly wow me.

>>30204032
Newt isn't that bad, but they're small and you need to eat a few of them to really get anything out of them but believe It's good. And trust me fresh Alligator is the way to go! I'll make sure to keep that in mind if I ever get the chance to eat some Gecko.

>>30204080
Whelp, know what I'm doing if I visit Louisiana...

Night Thread.

>>30204573
Night /pa/l!

>>30202599
Eat all the birdies Spike!

_ what the hell happened last night

NC
>FS
“???”
‘???’
~~~

>And welcome everyone to another episode of Fantastically Fixing Friendships, Featuring Fluttershy. It’s during this time that content doesn’t matter, but placement does! Please welcome Quibble Pants and Daring Do.

“HOLY CELESTIA ON A PANCAKE!”

‘Yeah, what? Why am I here? I don’t even know this guy.’

>His name is Quibble Pants, your name is Daring Do. Got it? Both good?

“SO GOOD!”

‘I guess?’

>Good. Now, if you were to spy on someone, what angle from a tree would afford the optimum viewing placement?

‘I beg your pardon?”

“Three quarters of the way up but not so close to the top a breeze would part the branches, just like Daring Do did in “The Secret Beneath The Golden Steps!”

‘How did you know I was up that high? I didn’t write that. Nobody would write that it’s boring.’

>What kind of binoculars would be best?

“The official Daring Do Super Spectacles™! They have better range than the Ultra Gazer™, obviously!”

‘I didn’t license that! Who said okay to that!?’

>And if you wanted to hold an earth pony that’s about a little over the average in weight but has contortionist abilities, what netting would you use?

“Obviously a Fyke net with a collapsible end, that way you don’t have to worry about them slipping out the corners before you can pull them up, just like Daring Do in “The Wrong Turn in the Backwoods!”

‘How did you know that!? I didn’t even know what kind of net that was!’

“I read every detail. Every. Detail.”

‘Can I move seats?’

>This has been wonderful!

‘For who!?’

“Your welcome!”

>But that’s all the time we have today. Thank you so much for coming here… nowifyouwantoseewhatelsehecanfindyounevercouldthebackroomisopen-

‘WHAT!?’

>As always, stay kind.

>>30205725
Discussions on the flavor and best way to eat various reptiles.

/pa/ is a magical place.

>>30205984
Leave Pinkie alone!

>>30205984
Stalkershy is Awesomeshy.

>>30203356
BASTARD

OOCO
>Shining
“Dash”
~~~~

>…

“Hellooo? Shining? You going to take this or what?”

>…

“Earth to Shining, hello! Landing a major investment form here for using my private airfield!”

>…

“Here comes the Dash-copter neeerroowwwwww, open wiiiiideee!”

>…

“Okay, why are you staring? This is weirding me out!”

>…

“Wait, is… is it me?”

>…

“Are you looking at me? Because your eyes are all… uh…”

>…

“Oh, wow, I um… huh. I mean you’re married righ-well I guess that doesn’t mean anything now.”

>…

“Look, I… this is super sudden, could you at least have been more subtle?”

>…

“I don’t know how to feel about this!”

>…

“SAY SOMETHING!”

>It’s… magnificent.

“Stop looking at me!”

With that, she tore off, breaking her record for speed by a vast distance. Even when she left the room, he kept staring.

>So… magnificent.

Drawn in and held by her collection of 99 of the finest beer bottles hung up on the wall, each one kept with care.

>…It’s beautiful…

>>30206963
I chuckled, nice. I'd enjoy their comedic relationship being based on misconceptions like that.

>>30206963
Dawwww, he's remembering his lost hopes and dreams.

>Cadence
“Guard”
~~~~

>Lovely day, isn’t it?

“Yes, it is. Now, about earlier-“

>I didn’t know you when you were a child, you’ll have to be more specific.

“What?”

>Too early?

“Yes, I meant earlier today-“

>Before or after the sun had raised?

“After, when-“

>I had nothing to do with that.

“What?”

>The sun, I didn’t raise that. I don’t do that, that’s my aunt.

“I… don’t mean that-“

>Or the moon either, that’s the other…well, she’s never officially said she’s my aunt.

“Alright, but-“

>I should ask about that, don’t you think?

“Well sure, but first-“

>First I have to get there, yes. Good talk, I’m glad you spoke up.

“…”

>Better luck next time.

“…challenge. Accepted.”

>77
“Fluttershy”
~???~
~~~~

“Is this really what you have to put up with?”

>Every day.

“This specifically?”

>No, this one is only mostly every day.

“…that’s not-“

>That’s not better, no.

~UNHOOF ME YOU HORRID BRUTE!~

“Miss Octavia!”

>It’s not racist. Trust me, it would be better if that was a race thing.

~I will sue the life from your eyes!~

“What does that even mean?”

>It means TASER!

PZZZTTZTTZ!

~HRK!~

Tup

“…Was that really necessary?”

>There is a crazy mare shouting crazy lines while covered completely in red, it was entirely necessary!

“I think it was just a theme for the wedding.”

>…who wants red at a wedding?

“Lucky ponies…”

>Sure. Whatever.

“…is she unconscious?”

~Through your eeeyyyyeeessss.~

>That’s a yes.

>>30207196
Give him props, he keeps trying.

>Two
“Spitfire”
~~~~

>Hey Missfire! Ya’ gotta minute?

“Mother of Faust… I now know what my future child will be named.”

>Izzat a yes?

“Sure, I’ve always got time for you.”

>Course ya’ do! Family’s gotta make time!

“Not today, little heart, not today.”

>Ah’ was just wonderin’ iffin’ ya’ knew where Shiny was.

“Your dad is probably off with Pinkie somewhere.”

>YAY! Ah’ knew she’d come hang out over here too! Empire’s the best!

“…your father needs to have a serious talk with you.”

>Tell me Ah’m wrong.

“Please be wrong. For the love of Faust please be wrong.

>Well, only one way ta’ find out! Two senses go!

“…”

>…

“…Is something supposed to happen?”

>Ah’m sensin’.

“Oh. Thought you were going to fly off or something.”

>Flyin’ ain’t a sense. Learned that at school!

“Well you’d showed me.”

>…

“…”

>…

“…This is really awkward.”

>NOWCOMESTHEFLYIN’-

ZOOM

“….Take pride, Spitfire, you trained that. Take pride… then try to drink away the thought that Pinkie would stay here permanently.”

>>30207744
>Implying Pinkie needs to only exist in one place and time

OOCO
>SA
“AJ”
~~~~~

“Ya’ll ever wonder what it’s like to wake up every morning, drink some coffee, go to work in a tiny little office, tap away at a typewriter for a bit before spending most of the day foolin’ around, talkin’ about sports or the lasted flick ya’ saw, then eventually goin’ home before the sun sets to do whatever for the next few hours before starting it all over again?”

>I do not. I think about waking up, trying to figure out who punched me in the kidneys, rolling out of bed, getting my fruit juice, making sure Two’s lunch of marchmalleys is packed, then locking myself in a cold dark room and waiting for the barrage of colorful characters that will assault me through the day. You?

“Mostly that, but switch out Two with Applebloom.”

>What do you suppose those guys are like?

“Happy.”

>Yeah… pass me another form.

“Which one?”

>From the big pile.

“…”

>It’s going to be a long day.

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>DT
"Pinkie"
'SilverS'
[Spike]
{Randolph}
~~~~
"Welcome to a unique episode of late night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie. It's during this time that this type of stuff is usually non-canon, but I'll get back to that eventually."

>I really wish you'd stop that.

"Get used to it."
Smiles.

'I thought the death card meant she was going to die. Can you imagine what DT's last words would be?'

Spike puts a tea cup on his head to act as a tiara.
[Oh don't worry, it's very safe. Trust me.]

'Nah, it'd be, let me show you guys how to rocket jump.'

>Aw, screw you guys.

'[Hahaha!]'

>Ha, well in that case before you two die, Silver Spoon's last words would be I wanna go home and Spike's would be I don't see your point.

'[...]'

DT laughs nervously.
>Ha ha ha, what you guys can make jabs at me, but I can't make jabs at you guys?

They continue to silently stare at DT with no expression on their faces.
'[...]'

>...please laugh.

"Hahahahaha!"

>You're not helping.

"You said laugh!"

>Yeah, but I meant them!

'[...]'
A drop of blood runs down Silver Spoon's nose and plops down on the carpet floor.

>Silver Spoon, your nose is bleeding.
They continue to stare on as blood flows from Spike's mouth and to the side as if he had a stab wound.

>Spike! Pinkie we have to get them to the hospital!

"Don't worry, I've got band aids!"
Takes out band aids.

>Give it!
She sticks a band aid on Spike's side.
>Better?
Life drains from Spike and Silver Spoon's eyes and they both fall over.
>I...don't know why I thought that would work.

"Usually, pink logic works. Also wow, this is probably the worst tarot card readings I've ever given."

>Shut up and help me get them to a hospital!
She takes down a couple of curtain rods and ties blankets together to make an improvised stretcher.
>Randolph, we need help! Get the cart! My friends are in trouble!

{Ma'am, your mother is here!}

>M-mommy?

>>30208294
TUMBLING
TUMBLING
TUMBLING DOWN

>>30208294
>>M-mommy?
Focus DT, FOCUS

God, waiting for AJ and Chitania is killing me.

Give me a hope spot!

>>30208502
As you wish!

tomorrow.

>>30208572
HYPE

>>30208572
THANK YOU GOD

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The Pink Pony Star Empire: A Space Opera

For years we've been trying to get on good terms with Sunset's people, the Bebaki.

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>>30208944
But no matter what we did, she just didn't like us. Her people were too xenophobic and distrusted us.

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>>30208954
It may have something to do with her neighbors, the Quvarians. They too were a xenophobic race. They were also strong advocates of democracy despised any authoritarian government, the Bebaki and the Pink Ponies.

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>>30208981
Then we heard news of Sunset losing a war and ceding planets to the Quvarians. Clearly they were the biggest bullies on the other side of the galaxy. The Grand Party Fleet was too weak at the moment to help her, but we knew that one day we would have to get involved.

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>>30209002
Speaking of the Grand Party Fleet. Silver Star continued his vengeance against against the Crystal Entities and served valiantly. However, during the campaign his health began to decline, soon it became critical. The fleet decided to rush back to Equestria, so he can at least be on his homeland. They barely manage to arrive on time. Admiral Silver Star died at the age of 96. He was pioneer, and an honored hero to the Pink Pony Empire. He will truly be missed. After his passing, Pinkie herself decided to lead the Alien Rights Society.

>>30208572
In celebration!
OOCO
>Sunset
"Chitania"
~~~

>YOU ATE MY POPCORN!?

"You knew the risks."

>Why!? Why would you do that!? You don't need to eat!

"I don't need to, but... popcorn."

>That was special!

"How?"

>I was going to give it for a celebration gift when I got the portal up and running!

"Oh."

>NOW IT'S RUINED!

"Consider this my unwavering confidence that you'll pull it off, so celebrating now is just as good as celebrating then?"

>...

"..."

>...you are damned lucky that you know what to say sometimes.

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>>30209035
4 months months later we'd perfect cloning technology. Unfortunately, Silver Star was long dead and cremated, before it could have been of any help. Life is funny like that. Soon we built a proud clone army of fun loving pink ponies to protect our lands.

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>>30209075
While we had one Pinkie Clone lead a faction that strongly advocated the monarchy, another pinkie clone wanted democracy and was rather upset that we'd have policies that allowed forced resettlement...

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>>30209098
It'd probably be a bad idea to let her faction grow and sow discontent against the monarchy with the democratic ideas of the Quvarians, so we may have had to...suppress that faction.

And that's all for today.

>>30209075
It took months and months to move the rock blocking the cave to the moon pool. Sad times have befallen Equestria... Wait...did you have to go over the wall to get there? I can accept the logistical nightmare of transpotring shit over the wall if it didn't have a door... please tell me you had a doorless wall.

>>30209112
Mirror*
Damn, I need sleep, I've been up since yesterday morning but I must stay awake!

>>30209105
PP NO

>>30209068
So cute

>Spike
~~~~

>Alright, so now I've eaten that bird. Now... what?

Whatever had been in the sky was long gone by now, leaving nothing but clear lavender stretches far as the eye can see.

>I was kind of hoping that this would change me into a monster or something. Is that bad? Actually wanting to turn into a monster? I feel bad about it, but at least it would be something.

The body next to him still did not answer. It could not.

>I mean I don't even need to eat it, I don't even really need to eat meat at all, I subsist completely off gems... come to think of it, doesn't that make it kind of bad that I ever ate meat at all? What's in it for me? I don't need it, and it's not any healthier for me. Not like regular dragons even do it, that guy I met only had gems for days in his cave. Everyone at the migration ate gems. So why do I do it? It seems kind of unnecessary, and worse, something had to die for me to be able to do that. I mean there's the natural order and then there's me just eating a formerly living creature because I can. Isn't that weird?

It was still dead.

>DOOOO SOMETHIIIINNNNG!

In a fury, he squared his gun on the fallen body, and fired.

>...are you kidding me!?

Aside from rolling ever so slightly, nothing happened.

>...I wonder...

His curiosity got the better of him, and he brought the gun to his face.

>...What happens if I, you know...

>>30209564
2-1 if he dies in the dream he dies for real.

>>30209564
Well, you should have thought of that the time you went to a BBQ with Gilda and Potatojack. Or the time when you fed DT your sausage when she was sleeping.

>>30209772
Isn't that what he's questioning right there? Why he did it at all? I mean he's questioning why he didn't think of it those times.

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Do you guys think Twilight or even Sunset ate meat in the human world?

Like they ate a burger thinking it's a hayburger?

>>30209941
Sunset probably, Twilight doubtful. She knew that place was weird and would have doublechecked anything she ate/only ate stuff she recognized.

>>30209941
>Strange brown mysterious alien substance in a world I do not know?... GET IN MY MOUTH.

>>30209941
Sunset probably is used to eating meat by now, if you know what I mean... and the regular way too probably. I'm sure Twilight even ate something and probably had a mini freakout off screen before rationalizing that the body she was in had different dietary requirements. That and I'm pretty sure Ponies eat meat, like Horses sometimes eat birds and small critters for protein.

>>30210049
>. I'm sure Twilight even ate something and probably had a mini freakout off screen

While that would make a good comedy routine, it would be pretty OOC for Twilight to not question something before she ate it, especially in a whole new world. She'd want to get to the bottom of that new food she's never seen before eating it, and no way would she eat it when she realized it's a cow.

She might've tried Chicken but I doubt it.

>Changeling
~~~~

>...Drat.

No matter where he had looked or how he had searched, not a trace could be found. From the farthest reach of the Empire's shining jewel of a castle's farthest edge to the snowy wasteland beyond, not so much as a hoofprint had been found of the illustrious warrior of their race.

>Maybe she was right, maybe I'm not ready for this...

It was a sobering thought, that held one of the many hive back and drove them forwards as much as it depressed them down.

>Top tracker my ass.

There was little doubt that victory had been obtained not by stature, but by default. With Eighteen long since gone rogue, Forty Two weakened in her state as she was, Seventy Seven off on his new life clear in another town, Seven currently in the doghouse, and even Ten no longer seeming to heed words commanded by the Queen, there was a laundry list before him of more capable and more powerful, and those were only the ones he could recall. It remained a mystery who else had come and gone along the way.

>Probably what's going to happen to me next.

It was a cruel thought, no matter how honest.

>But...

There was still time.

>...Canterlot it is.

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>>30210070
Nah, she had problems even getting food from a vending machine, and slept in a library. I'm willing to bet the desperation would set in eventually and she'd have to eat whatever is around, or maybe even one of the human mane 6 offered her food and she'd eat it because she trusts them. My friends ate it and they're human, so it's fine to eat.

>>30210049
>That and I'm pretty sure Ponies eat meat, like Horses sometimes eat birds and small critters for protein.

That's actually not true, Horses don't know if they're low on a particular dietary supplement, they just know if they're hungry or not. Humans sometimes feed horses some fish for that, but as far as it happening naturally it's just because they're horses and like chewing on things. They'll do it with anything, which is why so many die of poisoning from ingesting flowers like Buttercups. When they eat a small rodent or chick it's just because they feel like it, not because they need it for any more substantial reason.

>>30210636
>it's just because they feel like it,
I think they're called opportunistic carnivores. They'll do it when the opportunity presents itself if they're in the mood. I've heard that deer, cows and other such herbivores do it too!

>>30210632
>one of the human mane 6 offered her food and she'd eat it because she trusts them. My friends ate it and they're human, so it's fine to eat.
This might actually be a reasonable compromise, then she'd look into it and be haunted by the delicious memories plaguing her thoughts.

>>30210917
>I've heard that deer, cows and other such herbivores do it too!

Pretty much everything of a considerable size will eat a smaller object if it's placed in front of them and moves around, especially if it is colorful.

I love how we have these off topic conversations here on /pa/ to pass the time.

Night thread!

Morning

>>30210960
>... I'm a monster....

>>30211897
They're freaking weird too.

>>30210356
>All those useful changelings she lost

Chrysalis is either really good or really bad at this.

>Guard
“Guard 2”
~~~

>Breaking it down.

“DO IT!”

CRACK!

>…

“…No go?”

>I taste a lot of copper.

“No go it is.”

OOCO
>SA
“Luna’
~~~

>Your moon is very pretty.

“Unlike thine face.”

>I feel like we’re not connecting as aunt and nephew.

“And we feel like thou art not our nephew. Does thou see the problem?”

>Sounds like a perception problem.

“We perceive thee as a decent sort but not a nephew.”

>…I’ll take it.

“…”

>…Is that enough to get you to stop closing the door on princess meetings when I try to come in?

“No.”

POOF!

>…I need to bring cookies next time.

>>30213689
YOU FOOL! SHE LIKES PIES! MOON PIES!

>>30213689
"Not a single damn"
-Luna

>Pinkie
“SA”
~~~~

>And that’s how I knew I was pink, in more ways than one!

“Did not need to know that.”

>You can’t unknow something, Shiny, it’s not a word. I checked.

“I’m all too aware of that at this point. I’ve learned such things. Such horrible… horrible things.”

>But look on the positive side, you can’t unknow the good things either!

“Upswing to the whole thing, yeah. Doesn’t’ really help this one.”

>I’m not good at helping, only parties.

“Can we party?”

>No.

“…”

>…You’re waiting for a punchline, aren’t you?

“Yeah.”

>Okay! Here it is…

“…”

>…Bye.

>>30213929
Everyone is being a dick to him today

>>30213929
That was a great punchline.

>>30213727
That line stil upsets my sides in the best way.

>>30214119
OOCO
>SA
"AJ'
~~

>Applejack! Everyone's being really mean to me today!

"Is that right? How are they doing it?"

>Pretty bluntly and to my face, to be honest!

"Huh. Does it look like this?"

Turns around.
Walks away.

>Yeah! Just like that!... Applejack?... A-Applejack?

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>Spike
"???"
~~~~
He pulls the trigger.
*BANG KSSSSH*
From the 'exit wound' a beefy armored version of Spike spawns out of his head. He speaks in a low growling voice.
"I am you and you are me. From the sea of your soul, I've come. I...am your Persona."

>Whoa, okay.

"...the birds were delicious, but it's probably going to come at a cost."

>Like what?

"Though I may disappear for a moment, I will always be by your side."

>Hold on you're leaving already? You didn't even answer my question!

"To summon me, simply shoot yourself in the head while yelling persona."
He fades away.

>Wait! Ugh.......
Puts the gun to his head.
>PERSONA!!!
*BANG KSSSSH*
The beefy Spike persona comes out.

"Oh that was quick."

>I don't have exactly have many people to talk to.

"You do realize you're talking to yourself then right?"

>I'm...a good listener?

"Fine, I guess I am."

>So what's the cost you're talking about for eating birds?

"That..."
He points to the pile of bones. A black puddle appears and envelops the bones. Large black birds with masks form
"Oh and you didn't have to actually yell persona. I just get a kick out of it."

>>30214524
Oh, phew.

Okay that actually makes sense now. Just crazy moronic stuff popping up out of his dream to do whatever makes waayyyyy more sense than just... I dunno, the existential dread of just sitting with your mistakes?

This is the kind of stupid I was expecting.

>>30214540
I... kinda am really disappointed. This looked like it was going somewhere unique, bucked all the "this happens because dream" stereotypes, even pulled them up to make fun of them but mostly was just Spike being alone and sitting with his own feelings, it was much different than the other dream stories we've done and was more interesting because of it.

Now it's just meaningless randomness and shitty anime-game references.

>>30214574
Eh, I can take both. Serious and humorous, they mix well together.

>>30214574
Oh yeah no, this is for sure not as unique as it was before and definitely succumbed to crazy stuff for crazy sake and pointless popculture references.

I'm not saying it's better, I'm saying it's more what I was expecting to happen. This is pretty much what most of our dream stories devolve into, just a bunch of dumb stuff with no meaning and references, but there is a comfort to "Yeah I've seen it a hundred times before, but I like it."

No, it's not unique, but it's more in line with what usually happens.

>>30214582
What happened before was both, it was quiet and serious but still bizzare enough in Spikes reactions that there was something funny in just how frustrated he got.

This is pure nonsense randomness with shoehorned in pop culture references.

>>30214596
Guess I can't begrudge that, if you like it because it's familiar you like it and there's no point in telling otherwise, I'm just sad what looked like something unique just threw up it's hands and said "Fuck it, anime or game references and all that quiet tension we've been building up can be forgotten for a really bad joke and the same old stuff everybody in the world does."

I'm not going to call it bad, cause it is what it is and dreams mean this fits in fine, if a little tired. I just feel like it could've been great, but alas, it's just another song and dance, at best it'll be 'okay'.

>>30214615
While I enjoy my brand of stupid humor, there's kind of a hidden reason I had to go the way I did. There was a chance Spike was about to break my own set of canon if he shot himself, so I had to step in to make sure that didn't happen.

>>30214657
>so I had to step in to make sure that didn't happen.

Oh, well now I just plain hate that story.

You seriously wrecked all that buildup and all that unique writing before it with a shitty Persona joke and complete taff of bullshit just so that he didn't do something in the dream world? Didn't even put any effort into it to stay consistent or see if he was going somewhere, just flipped on all that work and said 'Here you go, I'm sure you can deal with the rest now.'

At least tell me you were planning to take over the storyline and not expecting that guy to pick up after you straight up wrecked on everything he did.

>>30214657

Well, at least you came clean about it.

>>30214681
If he stopped, yeah I was actually going to continue it.

By default though, I have a writing policy to never plan anything, so the stories can be more open and flexible to go any direction if needed.

While dealing with DT is more serious, writing for Spike was more fun.

I was having fun and enjoying myself. I'm not going to apologize for that.

>>30214524
>>30214657
Original guy here, I actually don't mind the interjection, so long as you're taking over. I was going somewhere else with it, but I don't mind if I inspired a fun idea or something you wanted to go with. That said, I'm not joining in with that scenario, that turn is everything I was trying to avoid writing and my heart wouldn't be in a single word of it. Nothing against your humor and I don't really mind the references, but it's just not what I want to write about and nothing I'd enjoy. Don't feel bad about it, but if you're taking the wheel, just be ready to drive it, cause this is my stop.

>>30214772
>While dealing with DT is more serious, writing for Spike was more fun.

That's kind of funny since all the DT stories were lighthearted and humorous before this, with the exception of the last one, and all the Spike ones were deathly serious and introspective with the exception of the last one.

>>30214781
That's kinda sad.

>>30214781
Well, you're the OG author and I respect that choice, kinda have to after all, but man is that really disappointing. I appreciate your attempts the be unique and I hope that next time we get to actually see where you were going with all the buildup instead of it getting derailed again.

Spike cannot catch a fucking break with this shit.

OOCO
>SA
"42'
~~~

>Forty Two! Thank goodness, I need a friendly face!

"I shall go find one."

FWOOOSH!

>....

....

>...was...

...

>Was that just a...

...

>...ow.

>>30214781
That's fine. I've got it. Can't make you do what I want. Sorry to barge in, but it's been awhile since I've had the reins on Spike in canon form and it feels great. It's like being back a car you used to drive years ago and 'membering stuff.

Like all my stories, I don't actually know the end, but let's see how far I can drive.
>>30214789
>That's kind of funny since all the DT stories were lighthearted and humorous before this

Really? I guess when I'm busy over thinking things for my own story it stops being humorous to me. The difference between Spike's and DT's stories right now is that I laughed when I wrote Spike's and was deep in thought when I wrote DT's.

>>30214913
>I've got it.

Well, so long as you've got it.

>Really?

Not him but totally, that's actually one of the reasons I was inspired to make Spike's story like it is. DT's journey was more dream-like with less stuff making sense, a lot more random humor/events, more being about ponies coming up to her and teaching her through actions, and I was like "Okay how can I do something different than that so it stands on it's own?"

OOCO
>SA
"18"
~~~~

>Hey Eighteen-

"REJECTED!"

STAMP!

>...I see.

Walks out.

"Rejected rejected re- Whoops! Got into the zone there, Shiny? What did you need?... Shiny?

>>30214516
SHINY! RUN TO TWILIGHT! SHE'LL HELP YOU! OR YOUR MOTHER! SHE'LL LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT! OR GO TO TWO THAT'S ALWAYS A SAFE BET FOR YOU!

>>30214824
>appreciate your attempts the be unique and I hope that next time we get to actually see where you were going with all the buildup instead of it getting derailed again.

I was trying to time it with DT's dreams, but next time I try to do a storyline I think I'll try to go at a faster pace with characters who I can end when I feel like it.

Next one for sure won't be Spike though.

>>30215134
OOCO
>SA
"Twilight"
~~~

>Twili! Can we talk? Everyone's acting weird.

"Like what?"

>They're being really mean to me.

"Well, I'm not standing for that! I'm going to go give them a piece of my mind!"

BLINK!

>YEAH! You go get them, Twili!

....

>...wait..

...

>Wait, how does she know who...

...

>...are you kidding me!?

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>>30214524
>>30214540
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>>30214597
>>30214615
>>30214657
>>30214681
>>30214691
>>30214772
>>30214781
>>30214789
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>>30214941
>>30215140

And this marked the final time anyone ever seriously tried to write for Spike as a character.

I hope he enjoys his stay in development hell forever, because that was the final straw fornsome of us.

After being an edgy wanna-be, mopong aroind forever, breaking up with AJ, getting Sunset killed, releasing Blue and now failing to properly reflect upon this, he's become the same kind of Scrappy he's in the show proper.

Thank you for nothing and good night, sweet prince. Your character arc was sadly stillborn.

>>30214772
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

You're telling me this whole time

This WHOLE TIME

We could have been joining in with LNPP stories, and you would have been okay with it!? More than that, you would have liked it!?

I know it's dumb but I feel like I've wasted so much time.

>>30215225
I was literally the guy complaining the most about it and even I'm not going to be that dramatic. PP anon could probably do something fun with him or at least kinda introspective to reflect on it.

Sure, it'll probably be more humorous and filled with references to popculture, but saying he'll do nothing with it is kind of an insult to the guy, he's written a lot of different arcs for different characters and had characters like Luna progress and evolve.

I'm still salty he pulled the plug on that storyline in that fashion too, but saying it's some kind of stab to the heart of Spike's character is a step too far, especially when he's written so much more besides it that shows he can write characters just fine.

>>30215225
Please nobody take the bait.

>>30215252

Besides you, sticking up for a /pa/l is fine.

>>30215227

What, did you think he had a monopoly on the thing?

Nobody has a monopoly.

>>30215252
Let me quote the guy who took his time and effort to plan and develop something unique for Spike.
>>30215140
>next time I try to do a storyline I think I'll try to go at a faster pace with characters who I can end when I feel like it.
>Next one for sure won't be Spike though.

Now let's quote the guy who, without any warning or even asking, jumped in, pulled the breaks on everything... and all because he didn't like where it was going!
>>30214772
>By default though, I have a writing policy to never plan anything
>I was having fun and enjoying myself. I'm not going to apologize for that.

Sorry. But what I assume to be LNPPAnon comes actoss as a huge, selfish and uncaring jackass to me here. And he even has the gall to act flippant about it.

He's been writing one-off, completely disconnected Out of Character blurbs forever, and gets the most vocal whenever things get serious or take too long for him tonpay attention to.

I respect the origimal author for stepping back, aheugging and leaving the playground withour a complaint, but to me, it feels like a kick to the gut from someone too self-absorbed to care about the toes he's stepping on.

>>30215270
>Please nobody take the bait.

>Everbody fo not argue about this being a huge problem because *I* don't care about it!

How self-centered can you be?

>>30214524
You know what? No. I am calling OOC on this. I was enjoying Spike thinking a bit to himself, being on his own without everyone constantly badgering him... and I want to read that to the end. Not some 'You art me, and I am thou' bullshit about talking to yourself.

Sorry, I enjoy laughs and light-heartednesss as much as the next guy, but that was terrible and I already dislike where that is going.

Please stop.

>>30214524
>Spike introspection gets crowbar'd into le not-JRPG meme thing

Cease this

>>30215314
For the record I wast just saying my next idea already had some characters I was thinking about using, not that this somehow scared me off writing Spike.

OOCO
>SA
"Cadence'
~~~

>CADDY! Everyone's gone crazy!

"You mean like the anger of a mare who's husband just walked in front of her movie when she finally got to the good part that she slogged through two hours of poorly written crap just to see because the only thing that gives her hope in this life anymore is the visualization of love in it's purest and most innocent form?"

>...Maybe?

"Check and find out."

CRASH

>IT LOOKS SIMILAARRRRRrrrr...

>>30215357
Still. The entire calamity of Hoofington would have been a goodopportunity and catalyst. Now Spike is going to come out of this not having learned a single, damn thing. The whole arc might as well not have happened to him. Nothing's changed.

>>30215393
You're kind of contradicting yourself there by assuming this dream won't affect him, which means he's still suffering the backlash from Hoofington when he wakes up, or this dream will actually address it which means it will matter that it happened to him.

>>30215227
...yes? It's not like I discouraged it. In fact, I gave FS-anon the greenlight to join in. I have some rules when it comes to LNPP, but if they're respected, I won't be complaining if people joined.

Welcome to crowd sourced writing where there's more than one writer.

I can't tell you how many times, my own build ups or plans were wrecked by others. Applejack, Pommel, Chitania, Shining Armor, Chrysalis, Fleetfoot. The list goes on. I've taken plenty of heat for my writing and I've respected the opinions and trashed them whenever it's asked. I take it as it is, that there's no monopoly.

Always expect your plans to be wrecked. And that is why my policy in /pa/ is Rule 1:NEVER PLAN ANYTHING.

>>30215404
I was under the impression the dream WOULD affect him, by subverting alllll the expectations and going down a new and interesting path.

But now it's.... not?

Now we gotta do some more anime nonsense, this kills the introspection

>>30215404
I just guess the constant &/lolrandumb?!@ interjections of him eating a bird and then talking to his... persona... were of easily notable less qualitz and effort.

Writing from post to post is OK for toleplay and random humor, but if you want to write a story, you have to put some effort to it.

Which I can't see someone copypasting anime without thinking beyond the next sentence see doing.

The funny thing is, I could probably save Spike as a Character but I'm afraid I'd fuck up the fuck up. It's already really bad and even though the only way he can go is up now... What if I break the floor and just send him down even further?

It would be a greater contribution than I've ever done before and the way I'd have to go about it would be... kind of extreme and maybe even recognizable after a while.

I just don't know If I should. That being said, the way things are going now are just shit.

>>30215432
>It's not like I discouraged it.

I know, but i figured that stuff was side stuff, stuff that didn't really connect with LNPP. Like I never even pictured actually writing, you know, a LNPP story.

I admitted it was dumb.

>>30215432
>Applejack, Pommel, Chitania, Shining Armor, Chrysalis, Fleetfoot
>I've taken plenty of heat for my writing
>NEVER PLAN ANYTHING

Hate to be 'that guy', especially towards another /pa/l... but have you considered the possibility that you are what people would call a 'bad writer' for anything that isn't comedy?

OOCO
>SA
"Spitfire"
~~~

>SPITFIRE HELP! Everyone's being really mean to me!

"Oh no! Don't worry, I'll find it!"

>Find what?

"All the fucks I give that a grown stallion is feeling sad about meanies!"

FLIES INTO THE AIR!

>...I admit I could have worded that better.

>>30215443
>the way things are going now are just shit.

Amen. With how this reads and feels, it makes me wish he would have kicked the bucket on Hoofington afterall.

At least his dignity would still be intact, then.