Where does all that cake go?

>>30194931

I enjoy this part.

her hips

Her cock

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>>30194931

Her everfree forest

>>30194931
Oh dear God that ear wiggle is adorable. I don't know that real horses do anything like that, but goddamn is it cute.

...also, my headcanon is that a living goddess who can move the sun and moon--shoving around other bodies in a SOLAR SYSTEM--and do so without apparent effort probably has a metabolism that is equally superhuman. Superequine?

>>30194931
>pupils dilate
DUDE

>>30194931
>to her digestive tract where it is converted to feces to be later expelled via her anal cavity.

>>30196752
Can we watch?

>>30196801
You know, at Derpibooru there are animations of ponies pooping.

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>>30196806
I'd have to fall pretty far to start looking up images of ponies defecating.

>>30196852
>on a forum for Chinese cartoons
>talking about a cartoon horse's butt
>"pretty far"

>>30194931

What isn't used generally ends up straight to her sun's fusion cycle as additional fuel.

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>>30196852

>>30196752
What about the calories?

>>30197736
She's an energy being like Superman, that just happens to (usually) be in the same physical location as a (cute) physical body.

Ask where the energy comes to change the Moon's orbit every 12 hours or so, and to change the planet's path around its primary. Then we can start wondering about the metabolism of the possibly-vestigial physical part of her.

>>30194931
Where is this from?

>>30194931
goes directly toward her death gauge

>>30197791
This of course assumes that Equestrian astronomical bodies are identical to Earths and that the power used to move the sun and moon originates from the two princesses.
If we assume that their sun is comparable to a star as we know them we should also assume that Earth physics applies which means that Celestia would either 1. Collapse into a black hole or 2. Emit enough waste heat to slag Canterlot everytime she moves the sun.

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>>30194931
Is it not obvious OP?

>>30198226
Dunno, I think I need a few more examples to be sure.

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>>30198233

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>>30198716
There's some more examples for ya anon

>>30198721
She got frosting all over her face. What a messy eater.

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Dat butt

Magic burns calories. She loves sweets because moving the sun uses a lot of magic.

>>30199256
Moving two suns is even harder.

>>30194931
Her balls

>>30199267
Anon, I don't understand.

>>30199273
Look at the above pictures for clues....

>>30199293
Stop thinking with your dick, Anon. This is science.

>>30198773
It is delicious cake. She must eat it.

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>>30199241
Dear god that ass

>>30199269
>Throw Celestia a surprise birthday party
>Somepony hides inside the cake
>To everyponies surprise Celestia doesn't want to cut it, she wants to eat it whole
>And not with her mouth
>Celestia consumes the cake and a pony all at once

>>30199785
>And not with her mouth

I'm not sure I want to know how that works.

>>30200015
take a second to think of what he replied to

>>30200028
...ew. That's Thingpone levels of fucked up.

>>30199785

If you're going for the gross-out, do it right.

>throw Celestia a surprise birthday party
>enormous cake
>where's Celestia?
>Sonata Dusk bursts out of the cake and says "Happy Birthday, Princess!"
>then she gets a look of horror on her face
>blood comes out of her mouth and she flails her arms and screams horribly
>her chest bursts open
>it's one of those chestburster things from Alien
>it flails its jointed legs
>its thorax splits open in a spray of acidic green blood
>another enormous cake bursts out
>top of the new cake splits in a spray of frosting and whipped cream
>it's Celestia, covered in frosting and Sonata Dusk's blood
>"Surprise! Happy birthday, me!"
>and begins gobbling cake in a way that reminds you of those snakes that can unhinge their jaws to swallow things bigger than their heads
>everyone in the room is silent and utterly horrified
>"What?"

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in dat ass

>>30200059
She used her cock anon

she's already cum

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>>30200158

How big are her crotch tits?

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>>30200071
GODDAMIT, ANON, I ALREADY FAPPED TWICE TODAY

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>>30194931

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>>30201824
Then you take that as a challenge, brother.

>>30197809
I would also like sauce. Anyone?

>>30197809
>>30202609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-uHTcLwhnU is the original animation from which the gif was taken. If you want just the gif it's at https://derpibooru.org/995314

It was created by a Flash animation artist who calls himself Whitehawke, who doesn't appear to have done a whole lot of MLP stuff since. Pity.

M-mommy!

>>30197824
Fuck I cannot be bothered doing the math. Though I could disguise a thesis on "moving celestial bodies through sheer force" or some shit and get credit for it

>>30202700
Thanks fampai.

tfw celestia will never cock vore you before you can surprise her out of the cake and join in with the sugary treats and glucose becoming cum as she converts your every protein and living cells into pure alicorn horse spunk