Do you want to be human or a pony in Equestria?

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>>30192038
Hey, the other shitpost """horse""" is back

Again

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Gas all shimmerniggers

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>>30192038
I want to be a human and marry that beautiful pony

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>>30192064
No reason to get all butt-mangled that your waifu is a shitty human.

>>30192077
>Pony
Kek she doesn't even know how to be a pony anymore.
She's literally 100%
>no hooves

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>>30192080
>"""human"""

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>>30192086
Is this your new meme
A week ago you said all of the ponying would happen offscreen and now your in maximum damage control mode
Seems like someone can't handle that he was mistaken

>>30192101
I never said that doe
But it does prove your waifu don't know how to pone no more
She's committed to her role as having no hooves

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>>30192109
I didn't realize you treated being pony as a religion or something.

>>30192038
Well, on the one hand, horse cock, possibly some kind of noticeable magic (unless I'm a filthy mudhorse), cultural acceptance, easier to fit into pony society, waifu won't be ostracized for being near me.
On the other hand, no hands, might have to use my mouth for object manipulation (unless I'm part of the unicorn master race), shitty horse sex stamina.
Tough call.

>>30192058
Truly, we have entered the next stage of /mlp/
First there was the exile, then Faust visited, then there was the Scruffening, then Twilicorn, then Shimmer, and now we're in the middle of the Glimmy Shimmy war to see who's more autistic. I can't wait to see what awaits us in the future.

>>30192130
Anon becomes canon :^)

>>30192038
None of them, I wanna be an EQG barbie girl

>>30192038
Human. 100%.

I'd rather be a pone, having magical powers and not sticking out everywhere would be a huge advantage.

>>30192080
>Starlight is some generic college bum in the Equestria Girls world

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neither

>>30192038
I wanna be a human so I can look down and see my cock sliding into beautiful mare pussy.

>>30192038
Human of course

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>>30192038
I want to be a small Pipsqueak sized colt for Luna to have as her son

>>30194380
anon you're weird

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>>30192137
His name is Zephyr

>>30192038

Pony Pros

>1/3 Chance to be able to fly
>1/3 Chance to have telekinesis
>Will be able to have descendants
>Most everyday items and services are designed to accomodate your needs

Human Pros

>Endangered species special priviledges
>Can claim cultural misunderstandings
>Robust physique allows you to live with injuries or even recover from otherwise crippling injuries
>Hands allow for precision tasks, delicate works and invention/operation of human things
>No body adjustment
>Can climb and traverse more difficult terrain

I'd stay a human personally. Being a pony would help assimilate and live a calmer life, but I want to stand out. Be famous and exceptional.

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>>30192038
Yes

If I were just visiting Equestria, I'd go as a human. It'd help ingratiate me with the Royal Order and I could probably score an interview with Celestia and the other princesses (plus I could convince Rainbow Dash to have sexy time for the raw thrill of it).

However if I had to live in Equestria I'd go as a pony.

>>30195649
>can traverse difficult terrain
I dunno man, ponies can walk up extremely steep terrain, if "dragonshy" is anything to go by.
This is ignoring the fact that unicorns can straight up walk through walls, and pegasi can, yknow, fly.

>>30192038
How old do you think Sunset Shimmer is?
How old was she when she left Equestria?
Is she a pony adult inside a human teenage body?

>>30192038
I want to be a giant cuckshed that goes around ponyville eating up all the mares. Imagine them all sitting inside me as it gets humid and they get all sweaty.

>>30195865
I estimate she's about two or three years older than Twilight.

She was Celestia's previous student before Twilight passed her entrance exam and impressed Celestia.

As to your last point, yes.

>>30192038
Twilight says that if I can find a way to Equestria, she'll transform me into a pony if I want. I'd rather be human, and she's ok with that. She also says she'll magic me into being a pretty girl human, cause she wants me to be happy. So there will be transformation, just not of the species variety.

>>30196363
So she would be a 23-24 year old girl in the body of a 16-17 year old girl?
I would fuck her anyways

Pony

Depends. I'd reincarnate if it meant getting to experience a full lifetime in Equestria. If I get the same years either way, I'd stay human just to add something unique to my new home.

>>30192038
I want to be the little mare.

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>>30192038
pony but im not a furry

>>30197335
nyeh?

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>>30197359
nyeh?

>>30192038
Human

>ywn give mares the hot monkey dick
>ywn make them orgasm again and again with your massive human stamina (horses only last for 30 seconds)

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>>30192038
Earth Pony
It would be cool to try and work on steam punk tech that normal ponies can use. I'm not autistic, so I can see that magic and flight is OP. I would probably need the help of a qt mage thats interested in technological advancement to build things.

>>30198900
Well, not that autistic

>>30198900
I don't think I've ever heard of anyone wanting ot be an earth pony before. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it, but why? Wouldn't you want to fly, or bend reality?

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>>30199220
I don't want to be overpowered. I want to have a reason to want to build stuff like mechanical wings or planes for flight, and cool tools for building like pulley systems and machines, not just be able to magically levitate stuff/build. It's more fun this way

>>30192038
Are you a squid or a kid?
Are you a pony or a human?