Rarity thread

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Sorry writefag. I bumped before bed, but the thread died before I woke up. It was only 12 posts away from bump limit though.

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How can other horses even compete?

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So, have you guys done anything for your waifu lately?

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I've put what I've got so far into my pastebin, for anyone who's interested. https://pastebin.com/uVD270yg

Quick rundown of the story so far: Rarity had asked anon out on a date, Anon refused on account of her weird horse vagina and being a fraction of his age. Offended, Rarity convinced him to tag along with Fluttershy and herself to the spa, hoping to persuade him into broadening his romantic horizons.

Where we last left our crew, Anon had just suggested that they start their day at the spa off with a batch.

Lewdness will follow.

If any anon here has never been to a spa, I'd strongly recommend it. Incredible way to spend a day, hands-down.

>>30186691
"A bath it is, then! Lotus, I trust there's water ready?"
>"Yes, Miss Rarity, and we just got a shipment of Lavender oil and crystal salts from the Crystal Empire last night."
>You trot in place with excitement.
"Oooh, perfect! Come on, Anonymous, Fluttershy, let's get in.
>Fluttershy eagerly trots beside you towards the bath hall, and Anonymous follows behind, a disconcerted look on his face.
>"Uh, Rarity?"
"Yes, dear?"
>"There's a men's... shit, I mean stallion's change room around here, right?"
>You grin, and catch Fluttershy doing the same from the corner of your eye.
"Not at all, I'm afraid. Most ponies don't wear clothes at all, you know, so don't you think that would be rather unnecessary?"
>"ᶠᵘᶜᵏ'ˢ ˢᵃᵏᵉ. I guess so, huh."
>Your trio steps into the bath hall, where Aloe is tending to filling up the great wooden bath tub with steaming-hot water.
>The hall is seperated into tiers and alcoves, and is scattered with massage benches, water-basins, plants, and a great variety of storage for all the goods required for the establishment.
You'd been to grander spas in Canterlot and Manehattan, but something about Ponyville's setup made it your favourite among them all.
>The air is dense and humid, and you can see the moisture turning Anon's shirt nearly transparent.
"Come, dear, I need to get out of my dress as well. There's a shelf for clothes just behind this screen, over here."
>Grabbing his hand in your aura before he can protest, you drag him off to a corner of the room, where there's a screen and a small, unused shelf.
>Fluttershy, meanwhile, has Lotus unbraid her hair delicately and set her flowers aside in a vase she'd retrieved.
>The two of you get behind the screen, and you start undoing his tie with your magic.
>"Rares, really, I can change myself, I'll wait by the screen, you go first."

>>30185493
They can't.
>>30186337
I put a glass a starfirsh and various polished pretty sea rocks into my Rarity box as offerings.

>>30187019
"Oh, come on Anonymous, don't be so bashful."
>You give another tug at his necktie, pulling it loose with the top few buttons of his shirt, exposing his collarbone.
>You dab at your forehead with a nearby towel.
>Goodness, it really was hot in here, wasn't it?
>"Alright, Christ, just give me a moment."
>Anonymous taps your horn lightly, interrupting your magic and working at his shirt's buttons himself.
>Eventually, it comes off and he starts on his belt and pants.
>Satisfied, and with far less to take off yourself, you wait until his eyes are looking back in your direction before starting on your own undressing.
>You could just pull it off quickly and without a fuss, and normally you would, but you had a job to do.
>You stretch out pic related, lowering your head and pulling your dress over your mane luxuriously.
>Υou raise yourself back up, propping yourself up on the wall with the lithe grace of a ballerina (you hope, anyways) and slowly pull the dress down your forelegs one at a time.
>Your hair, rustled and made messy by the humidity and disturbance, falls carefree over your shoulder.
>Brushing it out of your eyes, you turn to Anonymous with a seductive flutter of your eyelashes.
>His pants were half off, looking like he'd paused halfway through undressing to watch you.
>He coughs into his hand, and resumes his disrobing.
>With his clothes finally off, he grabs the towel you'd just been using and wraps it around his waist.
>Rather unnecessary, really.
>"So... Bath, right?"
"Right."
>Anonymous sets off first, and you could swear he was avoiding looking at you.
>Behind him, you do enough looking for the both of you.
>He towered over you, and was surprisingly muscular.
>Now you'd thought of it, you've never seen him without his signature shirt and jacket, and you couldn't help but wonder why he didn't go around town au naturel more often.
>Not that you didn't appreciate his disposition towards being well-dressed.

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>>30187189
Forgot pic. You get the idea.

>>30187127
>Rarity box
What else is in there? I've never heard of such a thing.

>>30187201
>I've never heard of such a thing.

>he doesn't have a waifu box

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>>30186691
>>30187019
>>30187189

>>30184773
That outfit turns me on so much

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>>30187870
Top-tier fashion

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>>30187189
>>30187201
Reading through your pastebin and damn is Fluttershy cute. It's all about Rarity but Fluttershy kinda stole the spotlight.

>>30187201
I don't understand where are you going with this green, why Rarity even attracted to Anon so much?

>>30188743
because he makes her weird horse vagina tingle duh

>>30188761
For no particular reason just for the fuck of selfinsert?

>>30188813
you cant control what makes your vagina tingle anon

>>30188743
>>30188813
He's attractive, fit, mysterious, and keeps himself well-dressed. Any kind of relationship Rarity would have had with Anonymous would have likely petered off after the first date due to him being kind of a prick, but him refusing the date makes getting in his pants a challenge that Rarity takes personally.

It's all a bit of a stretch, but I'm just trying to do what I can with >>30186691 to make an excuse for lewd shit.

>>30188594
Woops.

>>30188881
Didn't you want flutter to cuck rarity in the first place? If you really want to write about flutter, just do it.

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>>30188934
>Didn't you want flutter to cuck rarity in the first place?
That's kinda hot.

>>30188557
What is this from?

>>30188881
>makes getting in his pants a challenge that Rarity takes personally
She's not some kind of a slut to do that, what the fuck?
>excuse for lewd shit
Get the fuck out.

>>30189078
You've never seen Titanic?

>>30188934
I was toying with the idea. Flutters is getting screen time, but this is still very much a Rarity-centred piece.

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>>30189120
where do you think we are

>>30189120
Women handle rejection in strange ways, Anon. If you want non-slutty, pure-hearted, slow-burning romance, check out my other fic.

>>30187189
>When you get back to the bath, Fluttershy is already in the water, arms spread out over the edge of the tub and wings idly waving back and forth in the water.
>"Oh Rarity, come on in, the water's so perfect right now."
>She sinks lower into the bath, cooing with content.
>The tub is swirling with bath oils and fragrance, and you dip a hoof in to test the waters.
>A bit hot, but not too much to handle by any means.
>You step in slowly, and feel the the tension in your muscles melt away immediately.
>Fluttershy was right, whatever Aloe and Lotus had done to the water, it was amazing.
>Anonymous is standing by the edge of the water, refusing to get in for some reason.
"Darling, whatever's the matter? Come on in, I promise we won't bite."
>He clutches at the towel tied around his waist.
>"Could you guys just turn around for a second? Or close your eyes, or something."
>Fluttershy giggles into her hoof, and you roll your eyes dramatically.
"Oh Anonymous, you're so modest. Very well, if you insist"
>As dramatically as possible, you turn around and cover your eyes.
>Fluttershy covers her face with her voluminous wings, but you see her spread her feathers just enough to catch a glimpse of the view.
>You hear a towel drop, and feel the water stir beside you as Anonymous slowly sets himself in.
>He gives a deep, satisfied sigh, and trusting that the danger to his decency has passed, you turn back around.
>He's seated himself between you and Fluttershy, and has his head rolled back in intense relaxation as he lets himself sink deeper and deeper into the water.
>"You guys weren't fucking around, this is heavenly."
"I knew you'd like it. Come on, let's get you nice and comfortable."
>You move closer to the side, and fluttershy does the same.

>>30189123
>You've never seen Titanic?

Isn't she one of the main charecters? I haven't seen the movie in a long time.I haven't seen it since I was a kid.

>>30189263
>If you want non-slutty, pure-hearted, slow-burning romance, check out my other fic.
YES HELLO DESIRE TO KNOW MORE INTENSIFIES

>>30189263
your stories are so short

they shouldnt be so short this is a travesty

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canon ship reporting in

>>30189263
>Women handle rejection in strange ways
>30yo virgin talks about women on ponyboard
I trust you completely.

>>30189311
>lesbian
post disregarded

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>>30189312
you seem like a salty gash wielder

>>30189362
>gash wielder

Thats a new one.

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30189290
https://pastebin.com/u/Horsa
Rarity Tales, senpai.
Part 1 is more or less a completed work, but the overall story is left unfinished, since I can't stick to finishing a long piece to save my life.

>>30189298
They're either short and I finish them, or they're long and languish in limbo forever. I'm human trash.

>>30189263
>"I'm comfortable enough already, really, Rares."
>You place your hooves behind him, feeling taught muscles in his back.
>Fluttershy leans in, stretching her wing behind him and fanning him gently, creating a warm, fragrant breeze.
"Oh, nonsense, just feel how tense you are!"
>You start massaging the knots in his back away, despite his feeble attempts to squirm away and maintain his composure, he eventually relaxes against your hooves.
>"No, really, Rarity, I'm... actually, fuck, you're really good at that."
"I do try my best. And just wait until you're treated to one of Aloe's massages, she's a genius with her hooves."
>"No shit, huh? Damn, I might have to take her up on that."
>Anon lets himself relax more and more, leaning into your hooves as you lean more heavily on his side.
>Fluttershy carries on with her fanning for a little while, surreptitiously keeping her eyes on Anon as he closes his eyes in satisfaction.
>After a moment, her wing slips below the water, and Anon suddenly jolts in surprise.
>"Whoa there 'Shy, what are you doing?"
>You raise and eyebrow at her.
>What *was* she doing down there?
>The oils and suds in the water made it too opaque to see any of what was going on under the surface; something for which you were sure Anon was grateful.
>Fluttershy blushes heavily and retracts her wing.
>"Sorry, you were just slipping really low in the water, I thought I should probably help support your back."
>"Oh... Yeah, alright. Sorry, you just caught me off guard. If you really want to, I guess."
>Fluttershy smiles, and returns her wing beneath the surface.
>You catch her eye and she shrugs, still smiling.

>>30189750
*taut

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>>30189750
Meant to quote >>30189290 here. Don't know how that happened.

>>30189763
Good catch.

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>>30189750
kek
Fluttershy getting...hoovsy? Hoovsy with him before Rarity.

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>>30189750
>You massage Anon for a little while longer before your forelegs get too worn out
>He's lying with his arms spread out behind the two of you, and you lean back, getting as close as you think you can to him without jolting him once again out of his rest.
>Fluttershy's already beat you to it, her wing's position giving her an excuse to sidle up against him.
>She's blushing a little, and you couldn't help but be delighted that she had taken to helping you with your plan so enthusiastically.
>Anon seemed to have forgotten about his reservations, and was lounging luxuriously, the spread of his arms unconsciously holding the two of you to his sides
>"Man, this is the life, huh?"
"There's a reason Fluttershy and I go here nearly every week, Anonymous. It's about as good as it gets."
>"Yeah, no kidding."
>Anonymous raises a hand in front of him, and frowns just a little.
>"I am getting kind of pruned up, though. What's next on the menu?"
>You pout and scratch your chin in thought.
>"Well, how do you feel about a facial treatment? They have the finest masks and cucumbers here, if I do say so myself."
>Fluttershy flutters her wings enthusiastically.
>"Oh, I'd love to get a facial!"
>Anonymous sets his jaw and stares off into the distance.
>"My... The weather's been hot lately, I've been feeling kind of dried ᵒᵘᵗ ᶫᵃᵗᵉᶫʸ⋅⋅⋅"
>Covering for her faux pas, you clop your hooves together with determination.
>"Right, it's decided then. Aloe, would you be a dear and prepare the mud for us?"

More late tomorow, lads.

>>30190175
>>"Oh, I'd love to get a facial!"
>>Anonymous sets his jaw and stares off into the distance.
>>"My... The weather's been hot lately, I've been feeling kind of dried ᵒᵘᵗ ᶫᵃᵗᵉᶫʸ⋅⋅⋅"
>>Covering for her faux pas, you clop your hooves together with determination.
this is confusing me

whats going on

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Some new Rararara from NCmares

>>30187019
>Rarity will never grab your hand with her magic
I didn't know how much I'd be upset by this until now.

>>30189750
>>30190175
For a second I thought this was flutterrape thread.

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>>30189750
>Rarity Tales,
Is's even worse than this green, Rarity just out of blue inviting you on a date and you virgin-fedora thorough selfincert romance "based on REAL-trust-me" experience, that very hard to read because of cringy feelings from dialogues. What a joke.

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>>30190785
Why is she so sexy

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>>30190792
It can't be helped.

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I have the headcannon that Rarity acts all proper and stuff in public, but when in private she's kind of nutty (like her VA) and uploads weird but really artsy/avant-garde videos her (pony version) of youtube "TheAlternativeGem" or something, while also enjoying memes to an autistic degree and going to the pony version of 4chan to post about ">tfw no avant-garde bf" and other stuff/shitpost.

Rarity is best unicorn.

>>30191188
That picture is adorable.

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>>30191188
>the headcannon that Rarity acts all proper and stuff in public, but when in private she's kind of nutty
>headcannon
We all act differently at home, literally, everybody.

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>>30191489
Yeah, but is she an alternative mushroom?

>>30190258
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facial_(sex_act)
Anon pretends to ignore Fluttershy's poor phrasing.
Fluts tries to backpedal.
Rarity saves the day by providing a conversational transition, because she's the best.

>>30191769
anon im not retarded
i know what a facial is

i think the green is fucked up because i couldnt tell who was saying what

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Good shit Horsa. Loving the use of bold new Fluttershy.

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>>30190785
Shit, sorry you didn't like it.

I'm trying to get better at writing dialogue, but I've got to admit, I'm stuck in a bit of a rut. Any advice?

>>30192429
Yeah, sorry about that confusion. >>30191769 has the right of the events, it was just hard to make it clear and concise, with different characters talking and acting over each other.

>>30192739
Thanks m8. I'm going to try to get this green over with and out of the way over the next few days, hopefully.

>>30192910
>Any advice?
Talk to real people desu, especially women.

>>30192910
>Any advice?

Just keep practicing I guess.

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Fuck off dwk

>>30195654
>dwk
Literally who?

>>30196070
The guy who does the Totally Legit Recaps. He's an avid Rarity fan and tends to gush about her character in his videos. Can't blame him, really.

>>30197164
WhiteDiamond is a treasure.

>>30197164
i want to impregnate rarity

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>>30197696
same desu

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>>30195654
>>30196439
Shitty attempt at shilling your channel. Kill yourself promptly, please

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>>30197707
i want to give her many many foals

she's the one one I think of.

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If you forget me, think
of our gifts to Aphrodite
and all the loveliness that we shared

all the violet tiaras,
braided rosebuds, dill and
crocus twined around your young neck

myrrh poured on your head
and on soft mats girls with
all that they most wished for beside them

while no voices chanted
choruses without ours,
no woodlot bloomed in spring without song.

>>30197718
t.DWK

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>>30197718

>>30197757
I love that animation, unf.

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>>30200032
It's so good.

>>30197757
how this past moderator?

>>30200341
No horsepussy, no nipples. For all we know, she's trying to close a stuck drawer with her backside or something.

>>30200341
I don't see any puffy vulva, do you?

>>30200341
No genitals.

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What Rarity stuff do you guys own? I only have these two, but they still mean a lot to me.

>>30201235
The picture is fucked up, no idea why that keeps happening.

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>>30201235
I wear this almost every day, even to work. Most people don't seem to notice. Maybe they don't care, or maybe they would rather ignore it.

>>30201271
Neat.

>>30201271
W2c nigga? That looks great.

>>30201373
I got it at a con. I remember that the the vendor's name was Silver Slinger. He had a lot of designs. Pretty classy stuff.

>>30201426
What con was it?

>>30201780
>>30201373
Not op, but this seems to be the persons stuff
https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/SilverSlingersGoods

>>30201831
>Mark of Generosity
>£43

Jesus christ.

>>30201876
>making money on idiots without taste by selling them overpriced as fuck china trash with ponies

>>30201995
I think China are making MLP blow up dolls too.

>>30201780
Midwest Bronyfest '16. Great con. It's a crying shame that it didn't come back...

>>30201831
Yup, that's him. He doesn't seem to sell those watches anymore though. Weird, because he had lots of designs. Surely he still supplies them somehow... Maybe you can contact him. I think mine was about $45 or so. I don't remember, but it was a pretty decent price for a watch.

>>30186337
I got my hands on some design gift cards that are worth $800. Anyone have some high quality solo Rarity pictures they can share? It's gonna be for a blanket, so I have a few options.

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So, lets say that I, hypothetically, make the M6 in the DW8E, which weapon would be fabulous enough for Rarity to have?

pls respond.

>>30203087

haven't played DW8E in a while, but I'd say the Harp.

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>>30203149
>Harp
That's interesting choice. I was thinking something like the Claws or my the Flute, but I don't I have used the Harp yet.

btw anyone know where I can pirate the dlcs for this game?, I don't have enough parts to make my steel donnuts and horses. I already tried looking on TPB but no luck.

>>30203149
What's DW8E?

>>30203210
Dynasty Warriors 8 Empires, or just, Ancient Chinese genocide simulator 8: Make your OC marry your waifu edition.

>>30203207

upon doing a quick check, I'd like to add any of the Fans, the Horsehair whip or maybe a Rapier. it's kinda hard to say as most of the weapons didn't really scream "This would be Rarity's weapon" to me.

>>30203237
I haven't played a Dynasty Warriors game since I was a kid.Is it good?

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>>30203380
Thanks for the recs Anon, but finally I decide for a rapier since it feels more classy and all that stuff.

Now, the question is, should I give her big tits or dfc?
>No pics because I'm playing the game on my laptop since it can run the game somewhat decently

>>30203607
Beside most of the new characters looking more bishie, yeah is pretty fun, I'm looking forward for DW9 and playing as Cheng Pu.

>>30203703

I'd give her boobs, the idea of Rarity being flat chested doesn't sit well with me for some reason.

then again, I'm not the one making the character,

>>30203714
Eh, to be honest, I'm more of a tall-flat chested (and botty)-dominant-girl type, butI have to agree with you, mostly because I always see Rarity as the "mom" of the group, so her having small breast is kind of rare.

I asked, which type of breast, since all fashion runway I have seen so far have models that are flat chested and tall. So I was playing the part of "High Fashion Model Rarity".

>>30203783

I think the slider has 5 different settings, so I'd say.... 4. again, my memory's hazy because I haven't played the game for a while now.

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>>30203803
It's alright m8, have more Rara.

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>>30204158

Wahahaha.

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>>30203050
NC is always a good choice for high-quality solo pics.

Don't know if it'd look good on a blanket though.

>>30203703
I think she'd have reasonably-sized breasts. Rarity prefers to be subtle and elegant... But not too subtle.

>>30204739
Horse breasts only grow when she gets pregnant.

>>30204404
Unf.

>>30205776
Top cute.

Love her

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>>30207187
All of the days, bro.

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>>30204404
Thanks for the suggestion. Anybody have any advice on which material would be the most comfy? I got fleece, plush fleece, and sherpa. Any of those sound like they won't kill me with the summer months coming?

up

>>30208351
>That filename
Please god yes

>>30207559
Fuggin Sherpa blanket, nigga.

You won't be sleeping under the thing in the summer anyways, but that sounds like it'd make the best makeshift daki.

>>30207251
She looks so majestic with her mane like that.It's kind of breath taking.

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>>30209384
So Sherpa is more of a heavy cloth and fleece, is more lighter? Wish cotton was on the list, or Egyptian cotton. Well now I need to find some images or use waifu2x.

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>>30209641
Welp never mind. The offer can't be stacked with my other $20 off gift cards. Too bad I was gonna do a giveaway too.

>>30209704
Is she a cow.

>>30210000
Horses eat grass too, Anon.

>>30210074
I don't know what horses eat, I just fuck them.

jk

>>30210210
You think Rarity would swallow?

I do

>>30210423
I doubt it.

>>30210479
Spitting is uncouth af

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>>30210259

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>>30210479
>element of generosity
>not swallowing
You're full of shit, anon.

Bomp

>>30211135
Le edge

>>30212667
I dont remember milky way bars looking like that.

>>30212711
American version is completely different than European.

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Is writefag kill?

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>>30213000
sure seems that way

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>>30213000
>>30213615
Nah, I've just been quietly plugging away at the writing, trying to work out the kinks and stuff. I'll drop some more of what I have tonight since it looks like there's still some interest.

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>>30211135

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>>30214298

>>30214308
I'd still love her even if she was a Zombie.

>>30214756
What if she was a philosophical zombie, indistinguishable from a waifu who loved you but not really capable of feeling anything?

>>30214832
I don't understand what you mean my dude.Pls elaborate.

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>>30214832
>>30214756
I'll find the cure.

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>>30215005
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philosophical_zombie

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>>30214832
>>30215131
Well that's just stupid

>>30215639
Yes, philosophy is like that.

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>>30184756
>You will never be cucked by Rarity
feels bad mang

>>30215685
Kill yourself.

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>>30215703
Only if you fuck my waifu

>>30215729
I really like this artist.

>>30216036
he is great. I just dont like the rarijack stuff

boop

>>30216053
I don't enjoy Rarijack as a ship, but WD's art is usually cute enough to make up for it.

>>30216736
All shipping is cancer.

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>>30216816
Where do you think we are? This whole damned site's cancer. Liking the show is cancer. All you can do is embrace it.

At least Rarijack isn't as bad as Sparity.

>>30217186
>At least Rarijack isn't as bad as Sparity.

Fair enough, that ship is pretty fucking creepy desu.

>>30217186
Man, Sparity really is the worst, isn't it?

>>30216736
>>30216053
At least WD usually makes the Rarijack art vague enough to where you can interpret it as friendshipping. She even mentioned that herself once. Sometimes it's pretty hard to ignore, though.

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Time for some more green, picking up from >>30190175

>Fluttershy retracts her wing, ruffling the water out of her feathers as she clambers out of the tub.
>You grab a few towels in your aura and get yourself out as well
>The cool air hits your water-soaked fur on your exit, and you feel your skin tingle with the sensation.
>You hand a few towels off to Fluttershy, helping her wrap up her hair as you do the same to your own.
>Meanwhile, Anonymous was lingering in the tub, his waist just below the waterline.
>"You girls mind?"
"Right, right. Sorry dear."
You and Fluttershy turn away once again, and, modesty preserved, Anon emerges from the tub.
>There's the sound of fumbling and a small, muttered, curse, before Anon announces that he's sorted himself out.
>You turn around, and Anon is drying himself off around the chest and shoulders.
>The towel tied to his waist is done up suspiciously tight, but you try not to think too much of it.
>It seemed like he'd made sure to wrap himself up securely, as if to keep something beneath the towel held in place.
>Aloe had a large, padded table waiting for you across the hall, and you encourage Anonymous to take the spot in the middle.
>Goodness know you weren't about to let up on him, now that it was becoming clear that your plan was succeeding.
>Flanked by Fluttershy once more, Anonymous steps along beside you gingerly, taking care not to loosen his precarious towel situation.
>The mud mask is a cool brownish-green, and smells like something earthy and herbal.
>You were no chemist, but whatever it was, it felt fantastic on your steam-soaked face.
>You go for the full facial, while Fluttershy (as usual) just gets a few dabs on her cheeks.
>Anon tells Aloe to "Just do whatever" to him, and in just a moment his face is hidden behind a thick, heavy layer of the mixture.
>The three of you are given fresh cucumbers for your eyes as a final touch, and soon your vision is reduced to a green-tinted black.

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>>30217513
>You're Anonymous, fresh out of the tub, and trying to hide the most shameful boner of your adult life.
>Laying there in the bath, the heavy smells of the spa and the water's steam fogging up your head, you'd forgetten yourself.
>Eyes closed, you could almost pretend that the warm body pressed up against your side and the hooves pressing into your back didn't belong to juvenile horses.
>Rarity did say she was as full-grown as any adult...
>You yank your mind off of that trail of thought.
>No way you were going to let your dick make the calls today.
>It didn't matter how good they felt beside you.
>It didn't matter that the sight of Rarity changing earlier made you see God.
>They were ponies, and dammit, that was too weird to stomach.
>You're laying down on your back, the cool sensation of the mud and cucumbers pulling at your face.
>You're not really sure how you feel about it.
>It's dirty, but feels somehow clean.
>You've decided spas are bizarre places, but you're probably going to go again when you get the chance.
>Especially if you went with Rarity and Fluttershy again.
>...
>Deep breaths, Anon.
>Distract yourself.
"So, uh... You girls come here often?" you ask, distracted mind arriving at an old cliche.
>"Oh yes, all the time. Rarity has a special membership."
>Just as Fluttershy answers, Aloe announces her presence in the room.
>"Would the sir and madames care for some iced tea?"
>"Oh yes, thank you Aloe," Rarity responds on your and Fluttershy's behalf.
>Still more or less blind, you wait for a glass to be placed against your side, and, thanking Aloe, you sit up and have a drink.
>Tasty stuff.
"Special membership, huh?"
>"Oh yes, my boutique makes the spa's bathrobes and towels, and I've helped with their decor from time to time."
>"We still pay, but we get a really good discount," Fluttershy adds.
"Nice. I brought some bits with me, I was going to ask what the damage was later."

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>>30217558

>"Oh Anon, don't be silly," Rarity laughs. "You're our guest, today's all on me."
"You sure about that? Really, I can pay, I don't mind."
>"No, please, I insist. Think of it as making up for yesterday."
"What, you mean for asking me out on a date?" you ask, bewildered.
>"Absolutely, I should have taken the time to get to know you better. Why, I had no idea you weren't interested in ponies."
>She bumps your side with her rump, nearly making you spill your drink in surprise.
>You were still blinded by the cucumbers, so you had no idea she'd moved any closer to you.
>"Goodness, I had no idea," Fluttershy gasps in exaggerated surprise. "You've never had a special somepony?"
"Well, no, but back in my world, I-"
>"Why, that's just awful."
>You couldn't tell for sure, but it sounded like she was milking the sympathy a little bit.
>"Isn't it though?" Rarity responds, not giving you a chance to finish your sentence. "I hadn't realized I was being so insensitive to you and your preferences."
>She's fully pressed up against your side now, and she reaches a foreleg across your back, patting it sympathetically.
>"So, if there's anything at all I can do to make up for my *incredible* rudeness..."
>She pulls you close against her, pressing her still-damp side against your skin.
>"You make sure you let me know, darling," she breathes into your ear.
"R-right."
>Was it getting hotter in here, or was it just you?
>Another swig of the iced tea fails to cool you down, so you nudge Rarity away from you, and lie back down.
>You're nearly pitching a tent, and it takes all of your willpower to force yourself to break camp.
"Well, if it's fine by you, I just want to relax for a minute."
>"Yes, all this pampering does get a little tiring, doesn't it?" Rarity responds drily.
>Behind the cucumbers, you roll your eyes.
>These ponies, man.

>>30217513
>>30217558
>>30217564
Stop, it's embarrassing to read.

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>>30217229
>>30217304
Love you too guys <3

>>30217564
Don't listen to that other faggot. This is good. I love seeing Rarity being a tease. That is my ideal kind of woman, and it pains me that I don't know any like this and that I'm not likely to meet any.

Side note, I really appreciate the animation in >>30217558. I never really noticed it before, but look at how Lotus is using her full body to apply that mask. She's doing some very involved movements. Makes sense, since she has to use her mouth. But it also shows how much effort she expends on Rarity as well as how accustomed she is to this, since Rarity is such a frequent customer. Just a little thing that subtly communicated a lot of feelings/impressions to the viewer in a matter of a few seconds. Very nice.

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Dress horse is best horse.

>>30218553
Anyone know what she's saying here? I bet it's something like "Oh, darling," but I'm curious.

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>>30184756

>>30218811
CHING CHONG BING BONG

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>>30218487
Thanks for the encouragement, m8. And yeah, the animation in MLP really is quality, it's a deeply under-appreciated part of the show.

>>30217732
Of course it's embarrassing, it's pony fanfiction where Anon gets his dick hard. Sorry you're not having fun.

@30218842
@30218388

You're going to do better than this if you want a (You) from me, fags.

>>30219220
Don't let that fag get you down. He's the only one complaining, and there are several people silently enjoying it. Keep it up.

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>>30218487
>Don't listen to that othe
>>30219447
>Don't let that fa
Why are you so angry, kiddo? It's normal for other people to not like what you like.

>>30219220
>it's pony fanfiction where Anon gets his dick hard
That's not the reason though, the fact that you don't see why is sad.

>>30218388
I support this ship. At least Spike works for it

>>30219564
Fuck off Shipfag.

rump

>>30219758
Eat my ass, faggot.

>>30219545
I don't care if you don't like it. You're not a faggot for not liking it. You're a faggot for being discouraging.

from another thread

>Rarity's family moves town, and has to leave her friends behind and start anew
>It can't be that bad? A beautiful girl like her should do just fine!
>Absolutely not.
>Girls are jealous of her looks, calling her a slut
>Guys take advantage and pull down her skirt whenever they can
>Teachers don't care
>One day at lunch it's too much
>She runs crying from the cafeteria and hides in the nearest room
>She cries in the janitor closet, her make up ruined
>After a good solid five minutes she looks around and spots someone through her teary eyes.
>It's you Anon reading a book.
>Or you were but were, but too akward to say anything until now
>'',,, Sup?''

>What do

>>30220357
You'd like that wouldn't you? Twink.

>>30220570
>barbieshit
No.

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>>30219220
>the animation in MLP really was quality, back in S1
ftfy

>>30222248
>glocknade
dresshoers has terrible taste in guns

Some more Dresspone pics are being dumped in a separate thread, with a specific theme:
>>30222482

Stay rare, my rares :)

>>30222857
Glocks are good.

>>30223101
Glocks are a meme guns.I have no idea why people love them so much.

>>30223407
They just work, and on the occasion that they don't, they're so ubiquitous and easy to work on that you can Google whatever porblem you're having and fix it yourself in a matter of minutes.
Compact Glock pistols like the 19 are a great size for a variety of uses; they're big enough to get a full grip on and shoot like a full-size gun, but small enough that most people can easily conceal them if they want to, and nobody else makes a gun that size to directly compete with them.

>>30223475
/o/tist here. So, what I'm gathering is that they're like the Miata of guns?

>>30223546
>I mean, who can fault you for owning a Glock 19? Everyone is happy to see a Glock. I mean, look at it! It's the best!
It's a fair comparison.

Goodnight Rarity thread.

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>>30223742
Good night, Anon.

>>30221267
plz no bully

So what attracted all of you guys to Rarity at first? For me it was her intonation. I just love the way her voice sounds.

>>30224929
I find her extremely charming.

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>>30224929
The fact that she wasn't just the helpless girly girl. Of course hitting the Manticore was pretty good and not something these kind of characters usually do, but Ticket Master completely sold me on her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MDuR3EHa5s

This was the exact moment I felt she's far more than meets the eye. The seemingly typical proper vain shallow fashion obsessed character showing the raw emotion of "fucking finally" in her saccharine romance dream sequence subverted my expectations so hard I instantly started paying more attention to her.

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>>30224929
I always liked overdramatic characters, so I found her to be a lot of fun. After Dog and Pony Show (I watched it out of order, so it was one of the first ones I saw), she was definitely my favorite. I know it's old and played out now, but the whining scene is still one of my favorites in the whole show.

She's also a pretty complex character. She's got interesting and realistic flaws. After Sisterhooves Social, she was locked in to be my favorite pony forever.

>>30224929
She seemed like a character who's cultured and smart, but not nerdy like how that fucker Twilight is.
On a separate note I find tsundere Rarity to be Good Shit™.

>>30225611
Flutters knows whats up.

do you like kiss

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>>30227181
Oh man.

I *love* kiss

>>30227961
does this person have a skin disease.

>>30228312
Yes, he's going to die soon. Pls send your prayers and thoughts his way. God bless.

>>30228327
Done.

pls dont die.

>>30227961
They clearly drew him to be white and someone just pasted him green.

>>30218811
"Ooh.. My Pleasure"

>>30229755
lmao

Bampu

>>30233384

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fluff

>>30233730
What is that white stuff around her.

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>You'll never bury your face in her delicious chest fluff

>>30234473
Looks like money to me.

>>30234603
>Looks like money to me.

So cocaine?

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>>30235289
Well, I'm sure you can exchange silver bits for cocaine in Equestria.

Rarity's got her vices, just like everyone else.

>>30236353
Coke is a pretty decent vice.
Certainly better than fucking smoking.

>>30236411
You ever tried it?

I turned up the opportunity once, I kind of regret it.

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>>30236418
No, but that doesn't make me any less confident that a drug that makes everything seem like a great idea is inherently better than one that mostly just makes you smell like something Satan would scrape off of his toast.

>>30236545
From what I've seen, coke abuse fucks up your life a lot more than cigarette abuse. Cigarettes are trash, though, I'll give you that.

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>>30236418
Chances are you didn't miss out on anything, the further away from mexico/latin america it gets, the more stepped on (cut) it becomes.

You would've just snorted more aspirin than actual cocaine.

>>30237157
>tfw I'll never try pure Colombian coke in my lifetime

The stuff in my area is all being cut with Fentanyl, I've heard it's not that great.

>>30237112
>coke abuse fucks up your life a lot more than cigarette abuse
that's on you not to abuse it, though
that's not the drug's problem
also I ain't heard of anybody dying of nose cancer from doing too much coke

/Rarity Thread/: Drug use and dresses general

>>30237223
I'd always assumed that coke was chemically addictive. A quick search just informed me I was wrong this whole time.

You learn something new every day.

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My best friend is a rarafag and she's pretty great. You rarafags are alright by me.

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>>30239131
Tell your friend she has good taste. Also, tell yourself that. Twilight a cute.

>>30239131
Thank you my dude.

>>30237223
You can overdose on coke though. You can't overdose on cigarettes.

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>>30224929
When I first saw her on the regular, stiff promo art, I admittedly liked her mane and pose. That's how I got to this board in the first place too. I really liked her attitude in "A dog and Pony show", and Art of the Dress was just fantastic, though I liked her in other episodes too.

b u m p

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Hope everyone is having a good day. Remember to spend some time with your waifu.

>>30240328
I am with my waifu and my waifu is with me. I am with my waifu and my waifu is with me. I am with my waifu and my waifu is with me.

>>30240328
I do almost everyday.

>>30239651
So?

I've been thinking about how Rarity became a lady.A lot of people on this board say Rarity is fake and pretentious, but I don't think thats true.Judging from her parents accents I'm guessing they moved from a certain part of Canterlot or Manehatten before she was born.That her parents retained a lot of it and exposed her to it, and at one point she decided she wanted to be a lady.This is the only mildly logical conclusion I can come to.What do you guys think?

>>30241531
We could get into a big ol nature vs nurture argument here. I think the nature side plays a big part here. She could have been a sort of black sheep in her family. So while her family wore mom jeans and Hawaiian shirts, she turned her eye to fashion and culture. Notice she never talks about her family besides her sister - I always got the impression she never really fit in. Not that she has anything against her family, she just has nothing to say about them. It's just not that important to her.

And since Sweetie Belle idolized her, she chose to emulate Rarity a bit.

bump
u
m
p

do you think rarity would like vegemite

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>>30243702
We have canon evidence that says she wouldn't.

We should have another Rarity looks at food thread

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She's a pretty pone.

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>>30244927
>implying

>>30241487
So coke is worse.

>>30227961
Why doesn't Beastboy over here just transform into a real colt?

>>30243702
Hell no.

>>30245619
That ice cream looks so good.

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>>30245619
>filename
kek

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Braaaaaaaaaaaaap

Bomp

>>30245606
We know.

I wanna fuck Rarity dead.

I refuse to let a Rarity thread die.

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Lets keep it going folks

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>>30253463
Hell yeah my dude.

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I'm going over the pics in my Rarifolder for inspiration, and I can't get over how pure sex this horse is.

>>30254041
How can such a femminine lady pony be so sexy?

Top whore top bump

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>>30254943
Truly remarkable.

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>>30217564
>You manage to pass a few minutes drifting off to rest uninterrupted, with Rarity and Fluttershy keeping themselves occupied above you with smalltalk.
>They're still close to you; probably closer than's really necessary, if the near-constant brushing up against your side is anything to go by.
>Still, you get to enjoy some peace.
>Which you desperately need, with your dick still fighting to take control of your better judgment.
>It was warm in the spa room, and, though she'd just been soaking in perfumed bathwater and caked in herbal mud treatment, you could catch a faint smell of her sweat.
>It heady and musky, and... floral, somehow.
>You couldn't wrap your head around it.
>You shift over a little bit.
>The temptation to sit up and bury your face in her hair and mane was almost too much.
>That'd mean caking her fur in mud, of course, and that just wouldn't be right.
>...
>Also, she was too young.
>And a different species.
>Which were definitely more important points than dirtying her perfectly smooth white coat.
>What's gotten into you?
>There must be something in the air here, like an aphrodisiac or something.
>...
>You know, how bad could it be?
>You'd been in Equestria for far too long, and you were pretty sure you'd never see another human again, let alone one with titties.
>They were adults, right? It was like Rarity said yesterday.
>You were basically the same age, relatively speaking.
>Hell, she seemed mature enough to you, and you knew that any girl from back home giving you these signs would have bought themselves a ticket to the bone zone.
>You'd... you'd think about it.
>You take another sip from your glass of iced tea, only to find that you'd ran out.
>Shit.

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>>30256420

>Be Rarity.
>You'd teased Anon enough, for now, and were back on track to simply enjoying your day at the spa with Fluttershy.
>Only for now, of course. Neither of you were done with him, and your next stop was in the sauna.
>You take a moment to appreciate that you had a friend you could take here with you.
>Despite how bashful she was, Fluttershy really went to some lengths to take care of her looks.
>You tried to avoid being vain, but the two of you really were a pair.
>For some time, you two talk about nothing in particular.
>You convince her to do a little bit of modeling for your fall line of clothes that you're introducing in a few months.
>Autumn fashion modeling would normally be Applejack's or Twilight's forte, but you wanted to try to mix things up this year.
>You sip at your drink as Fluttershy describes a new squirrel rehabilitation initiative she's working on.
>In the back of your mind, you think about Anon, and the day as it's gone so far.
>You still thought it was ridiculous, of course, that Anonymous would reject you on principle, just for being a pony.
>If it was personal, you'd understand, of course.
>Goodness knows you'd had your disagreements with stallions in the past.
>But this was another matter entirely.
>A weird horse vagina indeed!
>Your reservations about Anon's weird human dick didn't stop you from extending a generous hoof towards romance, after all.
>Today was a matter of principle, and you were quite certain that any sensible mare would do the same.
>You were doing him a favour too, of course.
>He'd been trapped in Equestria for quite some time, and without anyone else of his own species, you were sure he must be terribly frustrated.
>He must surely be in dire straits, and your sense of generosity couldn't let that slide.
>On that thought, you notice that the mud facial masks had dried out, and you were due to head to the sauna in short order.

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>>30256491
>"...and, wouldn't you know it Rarity, squirrels and gophers actually love bananas!"
"I would have never imagined, darling," you reply to the exciting conclusion of Fluttershy's dissertation on rodent trapping.
"Ready to get going?" you ask, plucking the cucumbers off of your eyes.
>You can feel the bags that'd been threatening to build under your eyes over the last week disappear, the skin around them tingling with the sensation of fresh air.
>Fluttershy takes hers off too, and nods just as Anonymous suddenly bolts upright, as if he'd been woken up from a nap.
>"Wha? We going somewhere?"
>His confusion combined with the sight of his strange human features masked with mud and cucumbers makes you break out into a giggle you can't quite control.
"Yep, we have a final port of call in the spa before our time here's up," you respond, suppressing your laughter.
>He picks off his cucumbers, scrunching his eyes as he gets used to the sudden brightness.
>"Where's that?"
"Sauna, darling. Some time sweating in a hot cedar room will do wonders for you. Cleanse you right up."
>"Oh, and don't forget the steam," Fluttershy adds. "That's my favourite part."
"Oh yes, of course. Our day just wouldn't be complete without getting steamy."
>By now, Aloe's come by again with a small pail, and with delicate care, you break off pieces of the used mud mask into it.
>"Sounds... hot," Anon says, the hint of worry creeping into his voice.
"Oh, is it ever," Aloe chimes in, cheerfully oblivious. "We have the best sauna in Equestria, you won't be disappointed, ya?"
>"Yeah..."
>Following the lead of you and Fluttershy, he breaks off his mask with an air of dutiful resignation.
>Getting off the bench, he stretches out, rolling his neck and shoulders.
>How long had your three been laying there? Almost an hour?
>Enough to make anypony a little bit stiff, you suppose.
>Enjoying the view of Anon's fluid, alien physique, you walk behind him, as Aloe leads him towards the sauna.

>>30254971
Fuck off, faggot.

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That's all for now, folks. Anyone have any preferences for how they want they want to see in the sauna?

>>30256714
>Anyone have any preferences for how they want they want to see in the sauna?

It's your story my dude.Go where ever you want with it.Appreciate you asking though.

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>>30254041

>>30256420
>>30256491
>>30256586
>>30256714
Get the fuck out, faggot.

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>>30257286
Do you really have to go out of your way to look like a fag that can't at least appreciate an effort to make some content in this ded thread?

>>30257628
>some content
If it's that bad, then yes.

>>30256604
Sorry you're offended, snowflake

>>30257728
I'm not, but you mongs do this every Rarity thread, and I'm sick of it.

Now go cry about your "woe is me" miserable life, /r9k/.

>>30257692
What's so bad about it? I personally would prefer if it wasn't the "horse seduces anon" kind of story but I fail to see what the big deal is.

Forgot to remove name.

>>30257286
I don't see you contributing anything, Shithead.

>>30256714
I'm enjoying how you're handling it. I guess we'll see if Anon breaks down or not. Isn't there a shower after the sauna, too? I haven't had a full spa treatment before so I dunno.

Only question I want to see answered in the green would be about the floral-scented sweat. Is it a pony thing, or did Rarity use some kind of perfume?

Oh, and of course, ignore that fag.

Up

I want to FUCK the SHIT out of rarity unnf snuf urmph

>>30258791
Good post.

>>30258791
I want to fuck the shit deeper into Rarity.
I want to fuck it so deep into her that it comes out her mouth and she makes me intimately brush her teeth to get rid of the taste.

>>30259165
>>>/b/

and fucking stay there.

>>30257772
>>30259325
dawwww he so mad

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>>30184756
I hope you dont mind if I post this,cause she doesnt have horse pussy in this one

nonetheless,she shines at being fabulous in every possible way

>>30259349
>lol u mad? xD

Go to bed Champ, you have school in the morning.

Ornery bunch of fuckers, ain't ya?

>>30259745
>aint ya?

Hick detected.

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>>30260144
Yer hick detecter prolly ain't workin' right if it don't set off on "ornery," ain't it?

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>>30189750
Is your name Horsa?
Trying to figure out who to credit as the original artist on this.

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>>30261453
>he doesn't know who Longinius is

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>>30261505
I don't know anyone or anything :^)

But thanks for the artist name, helps me out.

>>30260810
I meant to quote him on that too.

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Could Rarity ever fall in love with Spike?

>>30262428
No.

>>30262428
Definitely not.
Gross.

>>30262428
I want to believe

>>30259682
Yup you mad

>>30262622
Fuck off underage.
>>30262428
Fuck off Shipfag, go circlejerk over your favorite ship on Tumblr.

>>30257628
Rarity a cute. A CUTE

>>30263736
That's a given.

>>30256586
Nice

>>30262546
yes

>>30262428
Yes but I don't want him too. Speaking as a Spikefag. Ember/Starlight/Sweetie Bell are better choices.

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>>30265908
>speaking as a spikefag

I didn't know those existed desu.

Sigh, what I wouldn't give to be cuckolded by my
rarity...

>>30268051
They do.Can't say I understand why though, Spike is a shit charecter.

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>>30188594
I want to be double teamed and dommed by them.

>>30270644
Rainbow dash has excellent taste in waifus.

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>>30272153
The best.