You wouldn't let a pony pee on you,

>>30182559

Yes I would, also in me.

>>30182559
Only my waifu.
I hate urine and would be gaging the whole time but if she really wanted to for fetish reasons, I'd let her.

>>30182559
I'd totally let my waifu pee in my mouth. I bet it tastes like cider.

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>>30182629
>"Ya'll got a hankerin' for some more of my special brew, Anon?"

>>30182559
That's where you're wrong, kiddo.

>>30182588
How do you pee IN someone? Is she futa?

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>>30182629
Same.
Also would let her poop on me if she wanted.
I'd do anything for her.

>>30182559

You're half right. Only my waifu is allowed to do that. Any other pony would get a punch on the snout.

>>30182790
A funnel.

>>30182799
This. If she really wanted to do it, I'd indulge her. I'd do way worse if she wanted it.

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>>30182883

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>>30182559
You're correct, you sicko

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>>30182559
thats where you're wrong kiddo

>>30182559
I'd prefer for her to bite me or smth if she just wants to mark me.
Maybe even tattoos or scarifications.
idk I don't mind pee, if that's what she wants and if that could make her happy, I'm all in.

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>>30182559

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>>30182559
hmm just imagine that strong stream of horse piss forcefully hitting the inside of your wide open anus, tickling your colon walls

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>>30182559
oh how wrong you are my friend.

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>>30182559

Correct.

>>30182790
Your mouth you dummy.

>>30182559
what's with all the piss fetish threads recently?

>>30187967
it's hot

>>30187967

That's what happens when you fail in life a lot. You become a degenerate on purpose to own the filth around you, so you end up doing the most disgusting things, convinced you actually love it. It's a coping mechanism.
You know all those massive pony fetishists? All manlets IRL, 100% guarantee.

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I'd let him pee in me

I'm not into urine play. I don't like peeing to be kinky in itself, just the act alone. So peeing like normal is what turns me on. The most I'd want to do is maybe share the moment (like putting my hand in the stream but otherwise not make any outlandish demands).

>>30189102
Stop pulling psychology out of your ass. This has nothing to do with any failings in my own life.

Which pony would you let take a shit on your chest?

>>30182629
Imagine if pony pee wasn't harmful to humans...

>>30182559
absolutely

>>30189436

I'd let my waifu piss on me but shit is where I draw the line.

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>>30182559
>she'll never catch you trying to escape your semi-captivity
>she'll never explain now she has to punish you
>you'll never be instructed to kneel as she turns, tail lifting, rear in your face
>a hot, fragrant stream will never bathe your face, forcing you to close your eyes under it's liquid onslaught
>when you turn your head away, she'll never stop peeing, and say if you turn away again, she'll have to REALLY punish you
>you'll never reluctantly turn your head back
>as the hot yellow warmth, never resumes soaking your face and streaming down your naked body

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>>30182559
I want princess celestia to pee in my mouth

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>>30189277
still waiting to hear someone say that to me

>>30187967
You sound upset.

>>30187967
We're in estrus I guess.

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>>30182559
You wouldn't let OP ruin your board with shitposting thinly disguised as sexually repressed fetishes.

Get the fack back to >>>/d/ if you want to discuss fetishes.

>>30191206
>being critical of other peoples' fetishes

>>30191233
>Twisting somebody's points to appear in the right.
Horsefuckers are scum.

>>30191240
Well maybe I don't want to go to /d/. They're into some unpleasant things.

>>30191249
You filthy hypocrite.

>>30182559
I would but they couldn't because I'm not real

>>30189277
what did she mean by this

>>30183673
>ponies peeing on you to mark you as theirs

New fetish acquired

>>30182559
No you sick fuck

>>30182608
This.

>>30192650
ikr
Just so the other mares are repulsed by your smell, her smell. Just to make sure you stay hers.

Her honey would be better tho, but hey.

which pony would let me piss in their butt

>>30182559

>Twilght lifts her leg and starts pissing on you
"TWILIGHT WHAT THE FUCK?!" you protest as you jump back
>"Anon, come back here! The blind royal hydra is going to eat you unless you smell like a pony!"

>>30195713
"Do you smell like your own pee?"

>>30182559
Only if she's been drinking an adequate amount of fluids. Highly concentrated urine is pretty disgusting, but a nice clear stream is quite pleasant.

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>>30194966
Or ponies competing with each other. Having mares pee all over you every day to lay claim to the only human.

I am rock hard right now.

>>30196225
Kek.