There are two Pinkie Pies. One is happy, the others sad. You are there. What do you do?
>>30179360
>rape
>>30179360
>rape
Now the sad one is happy and the happy one is sad!
>>30179360
Gently apply kissu to the snoot of the unhappy one, and rub tummy
>>30179413
Now the other one is sad because she didn't kissus or rubs. And if you try to appease her, you will leave the other to become sad again.
How do you get out of this situation, anon? Are you a bad enough dude to keep both the poonka-pups happy?
>>30179360
send them to their comfortable, sweet, warm, cozy...
>>30179360
>not including the TRUE sad pinkie.
>>30179360
I murder all of them but one, just like the show taught me.
>>30179934
There's only two Pinkies. You can't handle just two little cute ponies?
Try to protect them both from Twilight and faggots like >>30179934
>>30179360
I make them both sad because I prefer sad pinkamena.
>>30179430
Then clearly the only solution is to snuggle each in turn until their happiness levels even out enough for me to initiate a threeway.
And then from that point on it's just pure bare-backin', ball-slappin', muff-mashin', ponut-poundin', hole-wreckin', womb-packin', jizz-milkin', prolific and powerful plundering of the Pinkie pairs' perfect puffy pink pony pussies. For like, a solid week. No breaks. We'll probably have to call Fluttershy so she can feed us and give us water.
>>30180537
>Slap slap slap
>Unf, unf
>Fluttershy dabs some sweat away from your forehead
>"Oh dear, you've been going at it for 4 days now without rest, shouldn't you consider taking a break?"
"FUCK OFFFFF! Oh and get me some water, please?"
>She pours the cool, refreshing liquid into your open mouth
"Ahh, much better, thank you, Fluttershy."
>"You're wel-"
"NOW FUCK OFFFFF!"