/dpg/ Drug Pony General #6

>>30169566
>degenerate general

>>30169570
yep

wasnt this thread deleted last time

>>30169583
idk why, its not breaking any rules. if degeneracy was against the rules 4chan would be dead

this is a good server!

>>30169570
Beat me to it.

yes pinkie inject yourself that marijuana

>>30169631
marry jew ana

>>30169570
>*/b/tard general

ftfy

>>30169732
bartard

If you do drugs you go to hell before you die so no thanks

>>30169566
I promised myself that if I saw another one of these threads, I would continue writing... The only problem is that I'm currently enjoying a 2 day ban for drug-pony related shenanigans. So for now, here's the pastebin

https://pastebin.com/QsVe9iVK

I'll try to post more later when I get to another town and can use something other than my shitty Motorola

>>30170069
captain lou pls

>>30169566
You'd be addicted to painkillers too if your legs were broken that badly.

>>30169566
>Op's pic

Horse legs don't bend that way, niggas!

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Bump

Drugs are illegal so no shit these would get deleted.

>>30169566
Okay

>>30171960
>hurr durr drugs are bad because laws
>not understanding that literally anything that brings about a physical/psychological change through chemical influence is considered a drug
>food is technically a drug

Read a book, you ignorant fuck

I'm back bitches!

https://pastebin.com/QsVe9iVK

continuing

>>30172886
It's still against board rules and you are still >reported.

>>30173635
>You and Derpy sit at your small dinner table, eating spaghetti
>you both quietly chew, the silence settling over you like a thick blanket
>Derpy keeps glancing at you and back down to her food, almost as though she wants to say something but isn’t sure how to start
>you wait, hoping that she figures out what she wants to say before you ask her what’s up
>after another five minutes of uncomfortable silence you decide that she needs a push
“You ok Derpy? You look like you’ve got something on your mind.”
>your sudden question startles her and sends her plate crashing to the floor
>her reaction is immediate
>”sorry, sorry, sorry… I’ll clean it up”
>she rushes to the kitchen and grabs the broom and dust pan, apologizing the whole way
>she starts trying to push the spaghetti and plate shards into the dustpan
>she manages to get the majority of it into the pan, but in the process, she has smeared spaghetti sauce all over the floor
>as she frantically tries to sweep up the mess, you stand and walk over to her and settle a hand on her shoulder
>she stops what she’s doing and just stares at the floor
“What’s wrong Derpy? You haven’t had an accident like that in over a week. And don’t tell me that you’re fine, because I know you aren’t”
>you crouch down to her level and try to make eye contact
>she avoids your gaze, instead opting to stare at the floor
>after another long moment of silence, you speak again
“You know you can tell me anything right? I’m always here for you, that’s what friends are for!”
>at the word ‘friends’ you see her visibly flinch
>she slowly looks up at you with tears in her eyes
>”I…I just….”
>she starts crying before she can finish and you pull her in for a hug
>after a couple of minutes she calms down, you lightly stroke her mane as she catches her breath

>>30173686
>you feel her wings wrap around you like a soft blanket
>you had never felt such joy until now
>the kiss was brief, but felt like an eternity
>when you both finally broke away, it took a long moment for you to come to your senses
>when you finally open your eyes you find a beaming Pegasus in your arms
>”I love you Anon”
>you are touched by her words and feel your mouth opening before you have time to form a thought
“I lov-“
>you are interrupted by the sound of someone calling your name
>you look at Derpy questioningly and she sits with an expectant expression, waiting for your next words
“Did you hear that?”
>”hear what?”
>you suddenly feel something on your shoulder, shaking it roughly
>the world begins to fade to black, and the last thing you see before fading away is Derpy’s worried face
>you awake with a start, finding yourself in a place you don’t recognize
>or maybe you do recognize it?
>as you come to your senses you become aware of someone standing beside you
>and not just anyone, it’s your old friend Kevin!
>But wait, when did he get here?
>you realize that he is speaking to you and you tune into what he is saying
>”… like a hibernating bear, I thought I would need the hose to wake you up. Anyway, I’m late for work, just lock up before you leave. See ya!”
>and with that he walked out the door closing it behind him
>as your mind continues booting up you take in your surroundings
>you sit on an old couch in the living room of your friend’s house
>on the coffee table in front of you sits your old bong, in perfect condition.
>on the Tv is an episode of My Little Pony, the intro song just starting
>You’re still on Earth?
>how can you still be on earth?!
>you reach across the table and pick up your bong, examining it
>a memory of Derpy holding your backpack with the shattered remains inside flashes across your mind
>It was all a dream?

>>30173718
>No
>NO
>NOOOO!
>you throw the bong across the room, shattering it on the opposite wall
>your eyes well up with tears as the reality of the situation hits you
>It was all a dream, you had never left earth
>you feel sick as your heart is swamped with a variety of emotions
>anger
>pain
>sorrow
>you begin to weep openly for the loss of a world that didn’t exist
>all of your friends
>Never existed
>Ponyville
>Never existed
>Sweet Apple Acres
>NEVER EXISTED
>Derpy
>your heart clenches at the thought of that beautiful mare
>your tears come hard and fast
>your breathing is uncontrollable as you sob
>She wasn’t real, she never was
>she was just something that your mind made up
>memories of you and her together flash across your mind
>smoking
>laughing
>simply lounging around the house
>None of it ever happened
>You never told her that you loved her
>that thought only made you cry harder
>she may not have been real, but she deserved to know how you felt
>if not for her, then for you
>But that didn’t matter anymore
>none of it mattered
>You were home
>and you hated it
>you cried for what felt like hours
>your heart simply couldn’t handle the thought of losing the mare you loved
>and so, you cried

>after an eternity of tears you fruitlessly try to pull yourself together
>it had all seemed so real, so genuine
>if you didn’t know any better, you would think that this world was the dream and Equestria was the reality
>At that thought, you felt something warm and soft gently settle across your shoulders
>”So this is what the human world is like, I can see why you prefer Equestria”

>>30173753
>you look to your left and find Princess Luna sitting on the couch beside you
>she has one wing extended across your shoulders in a half-hug, as she examines the room around you
>”I didn’t expect this place to be so… Dirty”
>your expression must have been one of wonder as she turned to look at you
>”you should close your mouth, or else a bird will build a nest in it”
>she extended a hoof and gently closed your mouth for you
>you finally started to come to your senses and quickly reached over to pull her into a firm hug
>At first she was surprised, but after a moment she returned the hug, humming softly
>the fur against your cheek was soft and warm
>she was real
>and If she was real
>Derpy was real
>this was just a nightmare
>the relief you felt was immense, almost bringing you to tears again
>the hug only lasted for a short time, but it was enough for you to calm down and think clearly
>”So, the only human in Equestria has nightmares about going home. Would you like to talk about it?”
>you pulled away from Luna and smiled at her
“Yeah, I think I would like that”
>you look at the shattered remains of the bong across the room
“But first”
>the pieces began to vibrate before flying back together and settling on the coffee table
>before you sat your bong in all it’s glory, with no indication that it had been broken
>you also conjured up a bag of weed and a lighter
>you pack the bowl and have the bong half-way to your lips when a thought occurs to you
“Can you get high in a dream?”

>>30173770
>you turn to Luna for an answer and find her staring at you in mild disbelief
>for a moment she simply stares before realizing you asked a question
>”oh..um… yes?”
>she composes herself and forms a better response
>”In the dream world, anything is possible. The only limit is the dreamer’s ability to shape it to their will. So in short, if you want to get high, then you should be able to get high”
>you think on her words for a second before coming to a realization
>you can do anything!
>immediately the room around you began to shift
>and after a couple of seconds it reforms
>you are no longer in your friend’s home
>you are now 10,000 ft above the ground looking out at the Rocky Mountains
>the coffee table is still in front of you and the couch you sit on hasn’t changed
>but the view is incredible
>you take a hit from the bong and gaze out at the vast peaks and valleys
>you look over to Luna and find her sitting with a wondrous expression as she takes in the view
>you nudge her and she focuses on you
>you hold out the bong and after a moment of debate she takes it from you in her magic and takes a hit
>She holds it in for a second and lets it out in a large cloud, which joins the other clouds floating around you
“Welcome to the Mile High Club!”
>she looks at you in confusion for a moment, then shrugs it off
>”Talk about getting high”
>you both chuckle at the lame puns
>”so this is Earth?”
“Yep, specifically these are the Rocky Mountains. I saw them once from an airplane when I was a kid. That image stuck with me for the rest of my life for some reason”
>”They are quite beautiful, I can see why they would make a lasting impression. I’m surprised that you have such control over the dreamscape, only a handful of ponies in history could boast such power, myself included. And yet you do it with such ease, as though it were second nature.”

>>30173782
>she looks at you curiously, as though examining you for the first time
“I have a good imagination I guess. I learned how to lucid dream when I was young, but kinda forgot about it when I started smoking. I read somewhere that marijuana changes how you sleep, something about not spending as long in REM sleep, which is why you don’t have dreams when you smoke. I don’t know”
>”Either way, it is a gift. A gift that most ponies would do anything for”
>she passed the bong back and you took another hit
>you were actually starting to feel it
>but it felt different somehow
>almost, artificial
>still good though
>Looking over at Luna you catch her mane flowing in a non-existent breeze, the stars twinkling and flashing
>this gave you an idea
>raising your hand you slowly drag it across the sky, turning day into night
>the stars shone brightly, and the milky-way flowed like a river across the sky
>Again Luna’s face was full of wonder
>you had noticed that the stars in Equestria were different than the view from Earth, leaving you to wonder if Equestria was just in a galaxy far away, or another plain of existence altogether
>”Wow”
>that was all she could muster through her amazement
>you could see her trying to count the stars, taking in every detail she could
>this was her element
>and you were somehow blowing her away
>after a few minutes (or was it hours? dream time was weird) of looking at the stars, she spoke
>”This world is beautiful, Why does the thought of returning cause you so much anguish?”
>you take another hit from the bong and try to form a response

>>30173791
“I guess because here, I was a nobody. Just another face in the crowd. I didn’t have too many friends, and the ones I did have didn’t stay in contact after highschool… Kevin only continued hanging out with me because he was my dealer. In this world, it was unlikely that I would ever become successful or find real happiness. That’s just the way of life for humans. You’re born, thrown into a world of chaos and expected to float without ever being told how to swim. Most humans stumble through life, never really finding meaning, and then they die. That’s just the way it is…”
>you look over at Luna and see she has tears in her eyes
>damn these ponies were emotional
>”That is probably the saddest thing I have ever heard”
“I guess”
>”So, do you think that you will find happiness and meaning in Equestria?”
>you ponder her question for a moment
>did you think that you could find meaning in Equestria?
>you were certainly happy there
>But what purpose did you serve there?
“I-I don’t know”
>Luna gazes at you sadly, then perks up as a thought occurs to her
>she seems conflicted over the thought
>after a couple of seconds she comes to a conclusion and turns to you
>”I probably shouldn’t tell you this, but I can think of one purpose you serve in Equestria”
>you look at her questioningly
>”more specifically, one mare”
>you still hold a confused expression and Luna huffs at your density
>”Derpy Hooves”
“Oooh… wait, what exactly do you mean by that?”
>”Well, before entering your dream I was helping a certain grey mare through a nightmare of her own. Can you guess what her nightmare was about?”

>>30173807
>you must have looked clueless because Luna continued
>”she was dreaming about you, more specifically she was having a nightmare about losing you. She was absolutely heartbroken at the thought of you returning to Earth, and in a similar state as you were when I found you. You may not know this, but that mare loves you more than anything in the universe, and would do anything for you”
>it took a moment for you to digest what Luna was saying
>so Derpy really did love you!
>and based on your nightmare earlier, you couldn’t stand the thought of being without her
>you loved her
“So what you’re saying is that my purpose in Equestria is to make Derpy happy?”
>”pretty much”
>you feel a sense of Déjà vu wash over you
“Well, then that’s all the reason I need to stick around!”
>”Splendid! When you wake up, tell Derpy I said Hi!”
>the world started to fade around you as you began to wake up
>one more question lingers in your head and you turn to ask Luna
“What happened to your ‘ye olde’ speak?”
>”Oh, I’ve been taking speaking classes, trying to catch up with the times. Now I only slip into the royal ‘we’ when I am drunk or angry”
“Huh”
>that was the last thing you said as the world faded to black and you opened your eyes
>you were lying in your bed in your small home
>what a crazy dream
>you remembered it more clearly than any dream you ever had
>you feel something soft and fluffy brush across your arm
>Lifting the covers you discover Derpy sleeping soundly beside you
>this wasn’t especially odd, she would come in and sleep with you if she had a nightmare sometimes
>knowing what you know now, her behavior made much more sense

Taking acid for the first time tomorrow with a friend (also a first-timer) morning. 165ug from the darknet. Would you guys recommend any activities?

>>30173828
>reaching over you draw her closer and she snuggles into your side, wrapping her hooves around your midsection
>You scratch between her ears, kiss her on the forehead, and whisper into her ear
“I love you”
>she smiles in her sleep and hugs you tighter
>a feeling of contentment washes over you
>your eyes slowly close and you drift into restful sleep


That's all I've got for now. If this thread still exists tomorrow i'll try to write more, but knowing how much of a stickler the janitor is, i don't expect this thread to last through the night.

Thanks to those few that actually seem to be interested, your support is the only reason i started writing again.

Goodnight my dear sweet faggots, may you enjoy drugs and ponies in peace.

>>30173868
Definitely take a walk through the woods if you can, nature is one of the best things when tripping. the natural movement of trees in wind creates an awesome fractal effect. That's just my experience, but you should be ready to try something new... Cloud watching is also great, especially with polarized sunglasses. You aren't going to be able to sleep for over 24 hrs, so be sure that you don't have to do anything for the next two days. Otherwise, goodluck! don't let yourself get freaked out, it's just a drug and you will survive. Have Fun, and be safe!

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>>30173895
We do not deserve a Derpy story as comfy as this. This is the Derpy story we need. Thanks, fag.

>>30174840
You're welcome! Thanks for the support!

do the bumpy bump

>>30173895
Good story, I read the whole thing, two thumbs up son!

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wee woo wee woo, we are the police, this thread is being arrested!

Watching the show stoned is fun.

>>30170504
>>30170740
This

>>30177000
AM I BEING DETAINED

Post more cute coppers

First Post here, thats all confusing here >.<

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>>30173895
A+ material, man.

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How are y'all doing, tonight?

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So Ponk got a little cranked out today and may or may not have committed a felony.

>>30177835
that felonious rascal

>>30169566
would be degenerate with my waifu, no matter what, no regrets