Are ponies feminists?
No. They're farm animals.
>>30164040
Same thing really :^)
>>30164024
>FB_IMG
>image that everyone saw years ago
>single sentence of bait
Real impressive.
>>30164024
If I had needed friends, I have enough of them already. Ponies are only good for sex and riding.
>>30164024
But what if a woman actually owed me something?
>>30164024
Males : the useless gender
>>30164024
Why does a smug Celestia has to do with the text?
>>30164024
I don't think feminism is needed in Equestria
>>30164024
One of the most scary characters of the show for children, a succubus-doppelganger-demon, is the personification of the public image of feminists.
>>30164338
That sounds kinda hot
>>30164072
git off mah fuckin board
>>30164024
>friendzone cannot exist b/c women are incapable of friendship
seriously they fucking hate each other
>>30164024
I think the concept of the 'friend zone' does exist but the problem is that there's so many different ideas of what it means.
>>30164107
>minions
Go back to facebook.
>>30164072
Ponies are pure, and better friends than anything of those wastes of flesh you associate with, faggot.
>>30164024
I know the friendzone exists, because as a man I have put a couple of women in there.
I am the first to admit that I am not an rich, influential or attractive looking man so when I thanked them for the offer but stated I didn't want to get involved at the time but did like hanging out with them, both times they went immediately into an offended thermonuclear bitch-rage that I didn't throw myself immediately at them.
I guess they don't like being on the other side of things...
>>30165711
You are not a 'friend'. You are a dick in a glass case with a hammer attached to a string and a sign that reads, 'in case of emergency, break glass.'
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>>30165791
Succubi are the worst
>>30164024
Only in the loosest, idealistic "actually interested in gender equality" sense.
If you're referring to the "Reality" as opposed to the "Ideal" version of feminists, ie your average tumblr user, Absolutely not.
>>30165711
Story time pls.
>>30165711
They probably thought that they were so far above you that it would be impossible for you to deny them and they just imploded when you said no because it immediately established between the two of you that you are in a higher league than her. She tries to hook up with you to prove to herself that she is still above your level and you rejecting her pushed her below you.
>>30164024
>Women don't owe you shit
Maybe not, but its a two way street.Men don't owe you anything either.
>>30164024
lmao no
Is this the mouthpiece thread?
>>30165646
That's the joke you fucking faggot, I was comparing the OP imagine to the retarded minion one where the two don't make sense.
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>>30166092
pffft
these are fucking terrible
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>>30166092
Where did you find these?
>>30166111
I always lose it at >boy howdy
>>30166117
Probably tumblr. Where do you think?
>>30166117
Derpibooru, search term "mouthpiece". They were a big deal several years ago. Lots of downvotes, lots of angry comments.
why are you posting these
theyre not even funny
>>30166132
They're not supposed to be funny. They're supposed to preach to you and teach you how to act through the use of cartoon ponies.
Most of the ones I'm posting were done in all seriousness.
>That exact moment in the Derpibooru search for "mouthpiece" when they stop being left-wing and start being mostly right-wing
>>30166210
kek
Subversion; successful.
Can't forget the classic.
>>30165936
The first was making her way round my extended circle of friends, we'd felt each other up during a movie at one point as a kind of joke to see who would be the first to chicken out, a few weeks later she cornered me at the club asking for a hug (apparently I give good cuddles), then it started drifting in bad touch territory. I just gently parted us and told her I liked her but I just wasn't interested in her in that way. She give me the total evils and started hurling insults at me before storming off, she then proceeded to go round and try to convince people to shun me or beat me up for the next few weeks before winding one my friends round her finger and engineering a huge rift in our group a few months later.
The second was a girl was less spectacular but equally offended. We met at parties like four or five times, I turned up in drag for this fancy dress party (it was Disney, I was one of three wicked stepsisters) and she attached herself to my arm for the whole night (despite me not reciprocating and openly flirting (humorously) with various other people), she spent most of the time talking about her problems with her dad and not so subtly hinting that she wanted someone to help her deal with him. Eventually she started nodding off so I took her up to one of the bedrooms, she insisted I stay against my protests and started fondling my hair while wrapping her legs around me. I disentangled myself saying that she was too drunk to be sensible, that I wasn't looking for someone at that time and when she started going into this venomous 'what the fuck is wrong with you' speech, and I admit this was not a good move but fuck it I was drunk too, I said I didn't want people to think I was the kind of guy that would take advantage of a drunk girl and left.
Apparently everyone down stairs assumed I was that kind of guy and were surprised I was back so soon. She excluded me from then on as best she could.
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>>30164024
Depends. Are you asking an SJW, or one of the current crop of writers?
>>30164338
I mean, you're objectively wrong, but that's never stopped 'the show is redpilled' mouthbreathing idiots before.
>>30165638
>there's so many different ideas of what it means.
Not to a feminist's mind. It always means the same thing, and they think other people are always talking about it.
>>30165888
>Only in the loosest, idealistic "actually interested in gender equality" sense.
Like how communism/marxism is going to be about fairness the next time it's put into place.For realzies this time! Honest!
>>30166111
Tweaked version
>>30166395
She handled that pretty well, actually. Back when I still had respect for her.
It actually is pretty feminist but not the obnoxious legbeard kind.
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>>30166126
There are feminists/SJWs/antifa/whatever who try to create a cult of personality and control others while using a front of liking cute things to cover up how rotten they are went through a phase where they tried to draw fictional characters saying the same bullshit and actually hateful talking points they do.
These are the kind of people who regularly falsify evidence against someone for some imagined slight, lied about Molestia being about rape jokes(There was plenty of off-screen shenanigans, but the charge of it being all about promoting rape was just a feminist fantasy), and keep their cult followers in a constant state of frothing outrage.
You could say that it was in the heyday of tumblr's frothing brony hate, when the SJW idealogues were still aggressively attacking every fan of MLP who wasn't their ideological clone. You get some of that on this board too, with some retards going in to threads they don't like, and show that they haven't quite figured out the difference between fiction and reality, but it's not nearly to the same degree.
I think that most of those nuts have moved on to Steven Universe and other identity-politics-first shows.
>>30167056
White feather campaign feminists, or Tender Years Doctrine feminists? What do you know about property ownership laws from back in the day? Does the term Femme sole ring a bell? The Duluth Model? Have you heard the expression "What's yours is mine, and what's mine is mine"?
Honestly, feminism was bankrupt from the very beginning. There were a bunch of bad things happening way back when, but the warped feminist history never seems to include how things between men and women were interconnected, and all of feminism's actions have just unbalanced the scale.
It's the same basic idea as saying communism/marxism would be great, just not the Stalin kind. You can't separate the two. The crazy feminists are the soul of the ideology.
>>30167024
what a good princess
>>30164024
Yes there's definitively a need for a rights movement for females in a society that has been ruled by female monarchs for over a millennium and shows every sign of being perfectly egalitarian
>>30167220
>communism/marxism would be great, just not the Stalin kind. You can't separate the two
>what was Revolutionary Catalonia
>what is Rojava
>what was the Ukrainian Free Territory
>who was Salvadore Allende
>what was the Zapatista uprising
This was some high quality bait tbqh famalam.