Why do ponies have weird names?

>>30162341
because you touch yourself at night

Because when asked what the guy wanted to name his horse he said "Potatoes" and it was written down as 'pot' with 8 extra 'o's

>>30162341
Dumb names give them power, the dumber the stronger.

Think twice before you try to rob Mary Popsboners.

>names their kid Archeology Arthur
>"what is this bone cm? A pirate?"

>>30162341
Human names used to have meanings related to life or mythology until people decided to use old names which have become unrecognizeable, or entirely foreign words as names.

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>>30162341
Such a lust for horse pussy...
Potoooooooo!

>you've been living in Equestria for a few years now
>you somehow found a way to survive, you got a job, you got a house
>you even became a person some ponies may find enjoyable
>enough so that you could find her
>she found you, rather, but that's not important
>you never thought it would happen
>but somehow... there you are. And there she is. Close to you.
>Close enough to want children.
>and somehow, pony magic made it happen
>she's been pregnant with your child for about 7months now
>you know that he's coming soon. She is.
>it's a girl. your own little baby girl, growing inside the tummy of your loving wife.
>you still haven't found a name for her
>you want to discuss it with your wife, but everytime you bring it up, she dismisses it adding a quick 'you'll see'
>then one day, you understand
>you wake up, and you know her name. the name of your little girl
>you turn to look at your wife, she just woke up too, at the same time as you
>and her anxious look tells you that she woke up for the same reason
>you can't believe it
>it can't be happening
>what the fuck is this shit
>her hoof on your hand stops you from freaking out
>'I-It'll be okay dear, I'm sure--'
"What the fuck?! Our daughter's name is going to be Gaping Fuckhole?!"
>then you got jailed for sending three hundred seventy-three threat letters written in blood to the princess

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>>30163223
Deepthroat Cockslut's long lost twin has finally been found.

>>30163260
Yeah.
I tried to come up with something funnier but went with that.

>>30163266
I most certainly wouldn't complain, and it would make for an interesting story. I have to wonder what would happen to all the ponies that didn't have chaste names, if such existed.

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>>30163223

>>30162341
Kek