Why does she need the whipped cream?
>>30162255
For a fucking pie, obviously. What are you, new?
Licking it off
To go with the pudding, of course.
>>30162255
Because many Pies taste even better with a little whipped cream on top.
>>30162260
For the Pinkie Pie?
>>30162255
How else are you going to take her clothes off?
To explode the united states of zimbabue
>>30162255
Because without whipped cream, she will die a horrible death. She made a deal with the devil years ago asking to bring her out of her depression, but the deal also involved her not losing her soul. Due to this factor, satan changed it from "loss of soul" to "only being able to eat whipped cream and occasionally sweets". If she goes a single day without consuming at least two whole cans of whipped cream, the devil will come back and claim her life.
>eqg
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>>30162255
My headcannon is she used the empty cans to build a party cannon
>>30162368
>moe
>c4ad6d71cd-1486719220009.jpg
>>30162255
Bend over.
>>30162260
>a fucking pie
>>30162666
She's the 5th pie sister. Maud Pie, Limestone Pie, Marble Pie, Pinkie Pie, and Fucking Pie.
>>30162255
stick it in her butt.
>>30162255
>>30163098
I wanna whip that pony
>>30163084
a cute
>>30162255
I want her to force whipped cream up my dick hole then blow me off until there's nothing left.
>>30162255
why, to cream her whip of course.It makes funny splattering sound then
>>30163098
She may be named pie, but I want to put bread in her oven.
>>30162255
>>30163084
Pinkie is prepared for her slumber party with Shimmer. Her private slumber party...
>>30163084
Shimmer is fucking trash! Get her the fuck out of my Goddess Pinkie's thread!
Most canned whipped cream contains nitrous oxide as a propellant. Pinkie would be all over that shit.
>>30163441
I have some bad news for you anon.
>>30163611
yes
>>30163669
This is a specific ship huh
For cream related things
>>30164047
>that faggot is never going to finish that green
She likes cool hwip.
>>30164133
Cool hwip?
>>30164152
Yeah cool hwip. You can't have a pie without cool hwip.
>>30164190
>>30162255
Lotta loyalty for a party slut
>>30164190
disgusting pig ugly
The real question is why is there so much? Is that all that's in her fridge? Does she live off of whipped cream? Would that make her breast milk taste sweet? If she used her sweet breast milk to make whipped cream, would she never leave the house?
>>30163602
This