You wouldn't breed a blind filly.

>>30160303
Who are you to tell me what I would and wouldn't do?

>>30160303
Of course not, she's just an innocent filly

>>30160303
She'd be the first partner I ever had who didn't complain about my appearance.

>>30160303
I would a blind filly if she asked nicely.

>>30160303

The uncensored version is way better.

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>>30160732

>>30161202
Having fillyvag is always better than no fillyvag. Too bad this is a blue board though.

>>30161202
link?

https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2017/5/22/1443494.png

>>30160303

>>30160303

Fillies are for siring. Breeding is done with mares.

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>>30162051
But what if the filly wants to breed?

>>30160303
>befriend her
>always get in front of her to make her bump into your crotch
>summer
>get naked because it's hot
>get hard because... who cares, you just want to mess with her
>make her bump once more, muzzle first into your hard dick
>"O-h, sorry Anon."
>feign pain
>"W-what's happening? Did I hurt you?"
>yes look its all swollen
>take her hoof and push it against it
>"Oh! You're right! I'm so sorry Anon!"
>kiss it to make it better
>"Uhm... I guess I could if you want me to...?"

And there you go

Just keep your mouth shut and rape the hell out of her. Ponies don't have proper forensics and she can't ID you if you are smart enough to stay quiet.

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>>30162703

M E R G E
/MLP/
W I T H
I
T
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/TRASH/

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>>30161497
I want to skull fuck Rainbow Dash

>>30162703
>it had fingers and wasn't covered in fur!

>>30162966
I'm a pony anon, get with the times. We shed our humanity months ago when the portal was discovered.

>>30162703
yeah but she probably has unicorn friends who can do 100% match DNA tests

>>30162987
but
what about fingers

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>>30162966
>And a small dick

>>30162988
That, and everyone will understand when they'll see the kid has hands.

>>30163002
hmm you make a good argument

>>30161497
That's so fucking dumb, who gets off to this shit? No way the artist likes it so someone must have requested it.

>>30163002
>That, and everyone will understand when they'll see the kid has hands.
Impregnating her means I have already won. Also, minotaurs.

>>30163015
Oh yeah, but if you end up in the dungeons or on the moon, it means you won't be there for your kid.
That will mean you're just another nigger. So you'll be a loser.

>>30163014
>implying it didn't tickle your boner just a little
yeah its dumb but this place does strange things to your mind

>>30163031
this desu.
And I'm not a sadist, at all. I hate the very idea of inflicting pain to my waifu. Even spanking might be too much.
But there's something enticing about literally 'fucking her brains out'.
If I could do it, without hurting her in any way....

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>You are Snowdrop
>And your heart is pounding
>Before you stands Anon, his hand likely held out before you
>Any second now, he's going to bring your hoof up to his offering
>Just one of his many delightful courtesies
>He's so thoughtful! He seems to know everything a blind mare could ever appreciate!
>He even knew how to--
>Your heart skips a beat
>His warm claws--er, fingers, he calls them--are gasping your hoof gently
>You know you're blushing, but it doesn't bother you anymore
>You know he likes that
>"I'm sorry you'll never see the beauty of your own blushing" he had brazenly put it that one fateful night
>Your heart flutters once more as you feel something rigid, yet velvety touching your hoof
>A jewelry box?! If this is a ring, you're going to--
>Your thoughts are frozen in their tracks by a kiss on your forehead
>His modest, yet neatly groomed beard tickles the bridge of your nose as he does so
>"Shall I open it?"
>Your mouth moves but the words don't come
>And they don't need to
>A sudden exhale from his nose alerts you to his understanding
>It is a cue any blind pony learns to pick up on early in life
>He takes your hoof in his other hand and you hear a slight, soft tone as the well oiled hinges begin to turn
>You can't believe this is happening!
>He's going to propose to you!
>"...you can't see it, but much like our love, the world will witness its beauty."
>Oh, Celestia, how long has he been talking?!
>You weren't listening! You should be committing all of this to--
>Anon doesn't kiss like any stallion
>With his lips, he gently chews on your own before initiating the familiar dance between your tongues
>Much too intoxicated by affection to return his ministrations properly, you can only wait as he takes the lead
>"To you, Snowdrop, my love, I offer this token as a sign of my faith to you."
>But you can't see it. You're much too bashful to examine it yourself, so you have to ask, your voice shaking:
"W-What is it, Anon?"
>It's JOHN CENA!

>>30163086
>not free real estate

>>30163086
>not his cock

>>30163086
god damn it Anon, we came here to breed and make sweet love to incapacitated fillies.

>>30163086
You got me

>>30163036

There's a thing called rape play, you know.

>>30164098
Ehm...
I think there's a difference between roleplaying and thrusting your cock inside the brain of another being Anon.
I'm just saying tho, you might be right.

>>30160732
Anon, your skin is really oily and gross, and your acne's satanic rituals in braille

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>>30160303
Cute filly butts keep me going.

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>Ywn cuddle your own little blind filly.

>>30160303
pedos can't breed, you special snowfake.

>you will never have a non-nyx shitpost thread

feels bad filly

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>>30160303
I would, and she wouldn't even see me coming.

>>30165328
you mean a non-shitpost nyx thread?

>>30161497
>two extra holes flashback
I gotta admit skullfucking is quite an interesting niche, but each time i think about it i feel the one getting his/her eye out would probably die because i could be fucking his/her brains too if i get too into it

>>30166155
Kek

>>30160303
I'd honestly feel bad about it.
>Even if there was consent involved, she'll never really know what you look like

>She'll never actually see her children or be able to watch the biggest moments of their lives unfold

I dont know if I could put her on a roller coaster of feels like that.

https://derpibooru.org/1440952

>>30166155
Cuuuuuute