woah...so this...is the power...of the MLP movie...
I don't feel terribly interested in this movie.
>>30154577
Looks pretty good.
>>30154577
so what is this?
>>30154630
dangerous
>>30154630
Applejack loses an eye in the movie. This will be her "Punished" Jack toy.
>>30154750
When do we get Naked Jack and Solid Jack?
>>30154577
>dat Smugshy
>>30154630
JACK THE RIPPER
>>30154630
Foreshadowing
So, I've made the decision to see this movie in theaters, alone, hopefully on opening day
What am I in for?
>>30154901
Deez nuts
>>30154750
Spoilers: its not the real applejack, but applebloom who had surgery and brainwashing to THINK she was the real applejack, while Applejack goes and creates her own city state "outer harmony"
>>30154901
where are you located anon
if you are within 100 miles of me ill drive to see it with youand bring brownies
>>30154750
>This will be her "Punished" Jack toy.
Reminder, big boss real name is Jack
It's all falling into place
>>30154927
Michigan
>>30154577
>sea ponies
fuck ya
>>30154577
I'm so hyped
>>30154577
Hell Yeah!
Weed is legal in my state. I'm gonna eat a shitload of edibles an hour before the movie so that by the time the pre-film trailers start playing I'll already be in Equestria. I got a wingman who's gonna be my dd so shit is gonna be cash.
>>30154823
THE MEMES, APPLEJACK
>>30154630
>>30154828
APPLE
JACK
SPARROW
>>30154901
I'll go the theater to record our dub cause it'll probably never be released anywhere.
>>30154823
>>30156283
Just like the good 'ol days after 9/11!
>>30154577
>Fluttershy bring Angel the pet
>Twilight bring Spike
Yup, its Meghan's movie alright.
>>30156691
Daybreaker made me think of this dude.
>>30154577
>le pirate themed movie with furries XDD
Watch it crush and burn and McCarthy resigning from her position.
>>30154577
SKY PIRATES
..S
..K
PYRATES
>>30154750
What is snake even from?
>>30156728
Pirates are awesome and furries have been a thing since S1. Hell the furry's based on G1.
You ain't doin SHIT to this hype nigga
>>30156731
Metal Gear.
>>30154812
I want pirate Fluttershy to board my ship, murder my crew and make me her personal sex slave.
>>30156736
>32 on Rotten Tomatoes
>1 million in box office
>implying anyone will but cliche pirate pony dolls or fucking fish ponies
>reported loss in toy department
>Meghan fired
Haha get fucked. Equestria Girls will replace MLP
>>30156749
The movie makes her travel with Twilight to save Discord who is now established as her boyfriend. He gets captured when Strom Kin attack ponyville.
>>30154901
I lost all self-esteem a while ago so I'll be doing the sameluckily I'm a britbong so literally no one will give a shit
>>30156775
Twilight is fine too and it's not like Discuck would contradict Fluttershy if she wanted to keep me in their ship.
>>30156772
keep telling yourself that
>>30156772
You sound like the salty /tv/ crossposters on /co/.
Good luck with all that.
>>30156739
Thanks
>>30156698
>>30156728
And she will get fired and get a golden raspberry award.
>>30156772
No, Equestria Girls will be replaced with MLP and LPS crossover special.
Cute pones be cute
>>30157114
I would actually be alright with that just so I could watch the Human fags delving into the salt mines
>>30154630
Very Warhammerish.
the bale eye that could apple with a glanceWe need more Commissar Applejack
I want Seapony Princess Twilight Sparkle to lay her caviar on my chest.
>>30157216
I wish I could use this on my
>>30154577
Wait, Angel is coming too?
>>30154630
So Applejack will be shipped on with some type of griffin pirate?
>>30154630
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! THAT IS NOT A FUCKING EYE PATCH, THAT IS A FUCKING CYBORG EYE.
What the fuck even is this brand anymore?
>>30158759
Ships in the movie don't matter and will not carry on onto main series so i doubt they even get boyfriends beside Rarity flirting with someone for gags.
>>30159779
>What the fuck even is this brand anymore?
Something glorious.
>>30159779
>Ultimate battle celestia
Its what bronies were screaming for in S1. Hasbro just missed the timeline mark by about 6 years.
>>30160006
Post fyw the mlp movie out power rangers the power rangers movie.
>>30160319
I wonder what deus ex machina shit they'll use to save the day in the movie's climax.
I bet its that staff of creation thing that comes with novos.
>>30156874
triggerd
>>30160006
>what people asked for in season 1
I really don't think there were many action/adventure fags interested in the show at that point.
>>30160724
Thats was the time of the New Lunar Republic and the Solar Empire, battle hymns and shit
>>30156772
Lol still haven't seen any of eqg, they're just so generic, also their designs are ugly as fuck, no chance
>>30160724
You think wrong.
>>30154577
its gonna be shit and we all know it
>>30154577
>there will never be a whaler episode of ponies hunting sea ponies or sea dragons
>>30156511
My condolences
>>30162949
we've got an episode with Celestia as one of the main characters and other having a secondary role
everything can happen honestly
>>30154630
*teleports behind you*
nothing personnel sugar
>>30156739
>Not Escape From New York
Disdain for plebs!
>>30160724
I was.
Still here too.
Owe it all to the NMM loredump.
>>30160467
You've never seen a salty /tv/ crossposter clearly.
You know what I really hate?
When ponies are not ponies but another species entirely.
Like humans.
Or fucking fish.
>>30163337
>entirely
Seaponies are literally half ponies though.
>>30163337
Good.
Then feel free to stop posting in EQG and movie threads.
>>30163352
>>30163363
Are the writers actually afraid of making a movie about ponies being ponies for a change?
Or are they just incompetent?
Which is it?
>30163381
(you)
You should Email hasbro, I'm sure they'll give more fucks about your opinion than we do. Which is close to 0.
>>30154904
>>30163385
You're a retard though, so you're not even entitled to an opinion.
I'm fine with being a retard if it means I get to enjoy things thank you very much
>>30163397
I know you're fine with being a retard. That's why you're a retard.
>>30163381
It's just about writers wanting to create new things instead of repeating the same shit again and again and again for mentally damaged internet people.
>>30163403
So they're incompetent. Got it.
But I'm a happy retard.
Do you even remember how it feels to be happy Anon?
You should try, you could actually become a cool dude.
Here have this /)
>>30163403
>responding
You're just as stupid as all these /pol/posters.
>>30163410
I just wanna read those funny pointless words he's responding with.
>>30163402
Come now, he could be a self-loathing retard. One of the ones who are just cognizant enough to know they are retarded and emotionally present enough to hate themselves for it.
>>30163337
>bitching about a S1 /co/ meme getting payoff
get the fuck out
>>30154577
>replaceable M5 from multiverses
I don't like the implications.
>>30164262
>multiverses
Hadn't considered that. I doubt that's what it's depicting, but, you know... wouldn't be the first time they went that route. Would also be a handy excuse to pump out new toys & spin-off shows.
...Okay, I'm a little bit worried...
>>30163333
>mfw no one is talking about these quads
>>30163381
They will only be underwater for like 15 minuites max.
>>30166047
Highly doubtful given the huge emphasis on Sequestria in this recent bout of marketing.
>>30154630
LETS DANCE
>>30154630
>Seapony Applejack
>Pirate Applejack
Are these the same Applejack, or are we getting some multiverse fuckery going on?
JUST
>>30166993
insinuating<
>>30154630
DRIVE ME CLOSER I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD
>>30166993
my freaking sides right now
>>30166993
>>30166993
That is fake.
isn't it?
>>30166993
You bastard, you made me go and look that up just to make sure it wasn't official.
Thank god its not.
>>30168613
Its fanart http://jucamovi1992.deviantart.com/art/Love-in-the-deep-blue-sea-682623644