How old are the CMC canonically?
>>30151451
21.
>>30151462
/thread
>>30151451
Who cares, I'd still fuck them.
>>30151451
old enough
>>30151451
Somebody once told me if you want to fuck a pony
I should get a filly into my bed
She was looking kind of young, had no marking on her bum
And a horn on the front of her forehead
Well I won't stop thrustin' till my nuts start bustin
Get'em while they're young naive and still trustin
Knew I was making an awful mess
My brain says 'no', but my cock says 'YES'
Old 'nuff to pee, old 'nuff for me
So what's wrong with fucking the fillies?
You'll never know if you don't try
Rutting between those little white thighs
[Chorus]
Go on, it's okay now, don't need to be afraid
Hey now, you're fiddler, get your fuck on, get laid
Those delectable foals
Only stupid chumps like'em old
Moon's a cool place and they say it gets colder
Beauty they say is in the eye of the beholder
The Celestial guard begs to differ
Judging by the "Wanted" sign starring my picture
When I get caught I know I'm gettin' flayed
But I'll be damned if I'm stopping anyway
I've got an itch for little white horse
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored
[Chorus x2]
Somebody once asked "was it worth it for the ass?
Even the scandal, banishment, and disgrace?"
I said "Well, for Sweetie Belle
I could do a couple years in hell
for just another sniff of that mane"
Well I won't stop thrustin' till my nuts start bustin
Get'em while they're young naive and still trustin
Knew I was making an awful mess
My brain says 'no', but my cock says 'YES'
Old 'nuff to pee, old 'nuff for me
So what's wrong with fucking the fillies?
You'll never know if you don't try
Rutting between those little white thighs
[Chorus]
Those delectable foals
Only stupid chumps like'em old
>>30152232
Fuck I could hear the tune, top kek m8
>>30152232
But would it be really worth it?
>>30152232
Is. Is this new?
>>30153813
no. better question is has anyone sang it yet?
>>30151451
Evidently, there's somewhere near puberty but act like adults and shit so probably 10 - 12 years.
Old enough
>>30153837
Yes.
https://youtu.be/OBiGEJnwWVw
>>30151451
I'd say around 7 in season one and 10-11 currently.
>>30153981
/mlp/ should sing a better version of this in which its cringy as fuck