We can't always wait for Isaac edition
707: Parental Glideance
Written by Josh Hamilton
[Dailymotion] My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic 707 - Parental Glideance (embed)
Legends of Magic #2 is still storytimed here!
>>30054168 (Cross-thread)
>>30145115
Previous thread
>blogfilly
>>30149663
>my little pony general
>>30149659
>We can't always wait for Isaac edition
We need some emergency electric collar to wake him up when there's a new thread to be made.
WER IZ MARKR??
COUNTDOWN
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708: Hard to Say Anything -When the Cutie Mark Crusaders discover that Big Mac has his first crush, they vow to help him win Sugar Belle’s heart before Feather Bangs does it first.
709: Honest Apple -When Rarity asks Applejack to be a judge in a fashion show, Applejack learns that an opinion, however honest, can still be hurtful.
710: A Royal Problem -Starlight Glimmer is sent to solve a friendship problem between Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. When it's clear that the problem is that the royal sisters don't appreciate one another, Starlight impulsively switches their cutie marks!
711: Not Asking for Trouble -Pinkie Pie visits Prince Rutherford and the Yaks. While there an avalanche falls on the entire rustic vilage of Yakyakistan. Pinkie Pie suggests that she go getthe other ponies to come help but the proud Prince and Yaks refuse.
712: Discordant Harmony -When Discord invites Fluttershy to his realm for tea, he worries she won't be comfortable there and begins to change it and himself with disastrous results.
713: The Perfect Pear -The Apple Siblings learn about their parent's love story and find out that they're half Pear.
714: Fame and Misfortune -Twilight Sparkle's publishing of the friendship journal has unintended consequences when ponies start to argue over who wrote the best lessons.
715: Triple Threat -Spike accidentally invites Ember and Thorax to Ponyville on the same day. He's sure the two new leaders are not going to get along so he does all he can to keep them apart and cover the fact that the other is there.
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
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first for bestfilly
The earlysodes:
708 -https://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e08.mp4https://mega.nz/#F!hgBEGSJD!Tx24YuxbNO9avzGQOvKmzQ709 - https://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e09.mp4
710 -https://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e10.mp4
711 -https://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e11.mp4
716: Campfire Tales -When their sister camping trip is ruined by Fly-ders, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash tell Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo the stories of their favorite legends; inspired by the tales, the girls make the most out of their new situation.
718: A Health of Information -While helping Fluttershy gather supplies, Zecora comes down with a terrible disease called Swamp Fever; even though a cure has not been discovered, Fluttershy makes it her mission to heal Zecora no matter what it takes.
719: To Change a Changeling -Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept their new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.
720: It Isn't the Mane Thing About You -When Rarity's shampoo is accidentally switched with Zecora's magical remover potion, she does everything she can to fix her devastatedmane in time for an upcoming photo shoot.
721: Once Upon a Zeppelin -Twilight is torn when she discovers the cruise she and her family are on is a themed vacation experience in which ponies have paid for the privilege of spending time with her, and she must please both her family and the cruise attendees.
>>30149679
Still in the process of relocating
what the fuck kind of baths is windy taking with goggles on
722: Marks and Recreation -Wanting to help as many blank flanks as possible, the CMCs start a Cutie Mark Day Camp, but are surprised when one of their campers doesn't want a cutie mark.
723: Secrets and Pies -When Pinkie Pie thinks she see Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, she suspects the worst - that Rainbow Dash secretly hates her pies; Pinkie Pie attempts to catch Rainbow Dash in her web of lies.
>>30149685
VOICECRACKS FILLY IS BEST FILLY
>>30149676
Dude's been singlehandedly handling the sub, the archive, all the various projects related to the sub, the locators and the minecraft/mumble servers, on top of always making the new horse.
I think we've been taking him for granted for too long, what sort of martyr would do this thing to himself? Servers cost actual money.
>>30149685
Supreme taste
>/B/
God almighty that thing triggers me to no end.
Fucking /mlp/, I swear to god.
>>30149698
>Isaac was also FP, Bakugo and EA all along
I knew it!
>>30149707
>Isaac was also FP, Bakugo and EA all along
I only recognize EA of those guys and his horsecraft server never saw the light of day
please explain
>>30149707
BUT WAS HE ARMOURBRO
>>30149695
claire is almost 18
what happened to our sweet little voice cracky filly?
>>30149710
FallenPineapple runs the sub, Bakugo runs the archive
Bakugo also runs our stram site and FP runs the low res stream on it
>>30149712
I completely forgot about that guy.
... are you Isaac too?
>>30149716
>Claire and co have aged up but the CMC haven't
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>30149717
Ah, I see.
So what did Leth do?
And what does Isaac actually do, other than making the new threads?
I always thought it was just one guy, but now they look like a solid company of nice horsepeople with a purpose
>>30149721
Isaac is finally making us whole
>>30149735
I need to FUCK that mom.
>>30149734
>So what did Leth do?
Marked the thread, ran the hamburger time and I think he was also involved in organizing a bunch of events
Isaac also marks the threads, makes the new horses and I think he's a moderator on the sub
>>30149738
>tfw you might be Isaac without even knowing it
Pank me up
someone post the official shitposting hat spaerk drew yesterday
>>30149752
NEW HORSE WHERE
>>30149756
>>30149740
you motherfucker
>>30149756
WOO
BEST SHITPOSTER IN THE WORLD
>>30149750
O HAI DER ANUN
>>30149760
Not yet, anon. Not yet.
why is she so cute
>>30149771
because okasan rainbow is genki which is kawaii
>>30149779
Derpy go to work.
>>30149771
because she's so enthusiastic
>>30149780
urusai
>>30149740
>Well, have at it, anon! I'm an old mare so you don't have to worry about getting me pregnant.
>And then afterwards I'll make you your favorite meal!
>>30149771
She looks like a feminist... if you like it...
>>30149789
>>30149789
>I'm an old mare so you don't have to worry about getting me pregnant.
Are you sure you're not just saying that, Rainmom? I mean, even if you could, I'd still want to finish... you know...
>>30149796
dash don't
this is my one chance to hilt and jizz in your hot mom
don't ruin this for me
>>30149789
is it sad that i'm fantasizing more about the meal than the motherfucking
i bet she's a wonderful cook who's learned to prepare many different dishes to aid dash's athletic pursuits
And here I thought the problem was just contained with the celestiafags just for laughs.
We got a bunch of motherfuckers here.
>>30149801
her cute little outfit looks like a letter jacket
do you she was an athlete when she was younger, and that's why dash is so into sports?
>/v/ is heads over heels with the game.
>Only 1 DBooru picture.
The last time /v/ liked a game so much, it was Undertale. Why is it so comparatively quiet in the fandom?
>>30149820
Anon, I have three questions.
First: why would you go on /v/?
Second: why would you care about what's going on /v/?
Third: why would you think we would give a shit about what another board likes and how it's reflected over the franchise?
Besides, if you really want to ask this kind of questions you should ask the fandom in general by making a thread about it, not just come here. We're not the fandom. We're just a bunch of pony loving fags doing what we do best.
The last time we were relevant was in 2011/2012.
>>30149820
Nigga, when was the last time you actually went to /v/? Undertale stopped being the hotness roughly a month after people were playing it. Besides, I'd rather have had more Shovel Knight. But Hollow Knight still looks really nice, I'm hoping to get it soon.
>>30149829
You sound peeved, bro.
go to bed
>>30149849
I just answered very throughly and truthfully
>>30149815
>do you she was an athlete when she was younger, and that's why dash is so into sports?
Probably. Most kids I know that were big into sports had parents who were into it, too.
>>30149870
what sport did dashmom play?
>>30149856
Sounded like a bitter rant to me. But what do I know, I'm just some jerk who likes horses and plays vidya.
>>30149875
athletics
>>30149875
kegel ping pong
The fillies are intent on taking you down.
>>30149908
down where?
>>30149915
down to the pound town
>>30149919
doesn't sound like a very nice place
but if the fillies want to go, i guess i'll go with them
>>30149919
Oh.
Do they have decent wifi?
mornin' /co/
>>30149931
>>30149931
But it's noon.
>>30149943
>I'm going back to bed, then.
>>30149952
I still love that bed design
>>30149954
I love her cute slippers
>>30149955
I noticed she still has her silver hoof thingies still on in bed.
Ponuts
>>30149954
it's really adorable
she's over 1000 and she still sleeps in a race car bed
luna really is the LITTLE sister
>>30149959
we have never seen the princesses completely naked in the show
it makes me sad
>>30149972
Naked ponies are lewd.
>>30149973
Very lewd.
>>30149973
i want to ravish miss pommel and give her wild squirting orgasms
>>30149980
>you will never tonguefuck coco and make her cum so hard she squirts uncontrollably across the room, her delicious marefluids getting all over her fabrics
>her customers will never compliment on how wonderful they smell and ask her what that sweet fragrance is
>>30149940
God, surly, tired Luna made my dick so hard.
That whole fucking episode did, actually. Between Glimmy, Ballerina Twi and the princesses I had trouble walking afterward.
>>30149980
Why did they give her so many lewd poses in that episode
Both the new accelerated ponies were really good for me. I hate not being able to watch them live nowadays, but the wait was worth it.
Did you guys like them too? I'm more curious about the second one since the first seemed really well received based on the strawpoll I saw.
>>30150008
She is naturally lewd without even knowing it
Constantly bending over with her tight marevag right in your face, so close you can smell her sweet scent, tempting you
What would you do?
>>30149942
>that cup
Why did Lauren quit
Was it because of Equestria Girls?
>>30149993
You gonna take her to brown town?
>>30149970
does celestia sleep in a sun shaped bed?
>>30150030
I only watched the first one because I didn't want to risk getting any of it spoilered.
Otherwise I watch them on the US schedule
>>30150046
I will take her to any town she wants to go to
And then I will fuck her in her butthole there
>>30150046
>denying breeding
She'll make babies and she will like it.
I don't know if any of you care, but these are the clouds from the new episodes threads till about 12:00 PM EDT each day.
>>30150048
I doubt you're the only one doing that, but I can't help myself getting the pony as soon as it's out.
Good on you for sticking to that schedule when the episodes are being discussed so early though.
>>30150058
>>30150058
>best fucked sun
>>30150053
where's that comic with rarity sewing twilight's asshole back together when you need it...
Another day, another
>filly
>>30150058
>enough daybreaker
never
>>30150059
>rate yak
well, how do you rate it MLPG?
>>30150058
>cutie Twilight
Indeed she was. What are the odds of that Twilight music box toy being made for a decent price?
>>30150104
Starswirl episode fucking WHEN
>>30150092
thanks anon
>>30150091
>What are the odds of that Twilight music box toy being made
high
>for a decent price?
low
>>30150142
>her face when she sees her newly bred spies being turned into faggotbugs
>Today is Lucky Penny Day
Maybe if you're really lucky, you'll find a pony.
>TFW you got to fart super bad but you're not sure if just air will come out.
>>30150168
/co/ pls
>Showering your child with constant praise over their achievements, treating them like they're the winner even when they come in last place
>The lesson of the story was really that your child will grow up to be special if you do this
Hmmm, I don't know about this one. I think it's very important to be supportive with all of the things your child is interested in, but I think giving them too much of an ego could be harmful.
>>30150196
The lesson was to not overdo it or your kid will hate it.
Plus, it's a lesson aimed at 8-yo' people.
Not like they'll remember or care for most of it.
>>30150196
SHE'S SO FUCKING CUTE
>>30150196
The plot and moral were likely written from the perspective of a younger parent and the bias shows, similar to the Fluttershy episode.
>>30150196
The ironic thing is that the moral will be lost on the parents that actually do that sort of thing.
>>30150196
>tfw my parents always told me I could do better
>can't feel like I achieved anything when I do stellar now because that's just the base level
>if I'm not getting the best possible result it feels like failure and as if I should have done more
I'm also lazy so that is a hellish combination.
Wanted to post dress horse before I head out
>>30150225
Where is she? All I see is a Power Pony.
It's me!
Shithuman!
>>30150297
I don't remember her saying that.
>>30150297
They're all shit
>>30149681
Next episode will be my most awaited episode this season. It will be basically a hiatus for me after it end.
Do NOT grope the polychromatic high school girls
No matter how much they may remind you of a pony
>>30150313
I'd never voluntarily touch rancid shit.
>>30150313
>>30150313
I'd put my dick in that. Even if I don't get it back.
>>30150313
What else are you supposed to do when dating an Equestria Girl besides grope?
Equestria Girls is shit, even worse than Season 6
oh dammit
Now you went and did it
you madman
>>30150335
Shouldn't you be in your containment thread?
>>30150335
>Margo grows up to look like Twilight
nice
>>30150313
They don't even remotely remind me of ponies, so why would I get near those things?
hmmph, easy to fix
>eqg shitposter meets morning mlpg
>>30150120
I want that racoon plush. It's cute. I looked after the episode aired for a particular fox-like raccoon like that but couldn't find one.
Don't get me wrong, I want the filly too, but realistically I could probably the plush easier than the filly. Plus fillies are way harder to take care of.
>>30150345
>chill people don't give a shit and thus don't shitpost a shitpost
wow surprising
Who would touch badly animated technicolor humans when ponies are on the table?
I mean, even then there's prettier humans in other, better cartoons.
DWK has shit taste.
>>30150354
DWK just has a hardon for redemption characters because he is also one. Sunset's character development with her fall from Celestia's grace to leather jacket school bully to she-demon to friendship ambassador teaching others the joys of friendship was fun. He sees something beautiful in that and it makes him think maybe that's in himself.
The ponies are better and I think he knows that. He just relates to Sunset so much I think it made him like the horsehumans.
I think it might also be the absurdity of it too. A fucking high school dimension.
>>30150362
>because he is also one.
Huh. That makes sense.
>>30150362
>speaking in the third person to make it seem like you aren't DWK
lol faggot
>>30150362
He's a horse girl trapped in a high school dimension?
>>30150374
No he's a green hippy horse with ugly dreadlocks
Don't you ever watch any of his videos?
>>30150358
I prefer my Shimmer sock-less
Why haven't you adopted a filly yet?
>>30150389
In my country you can't adopt someone of the opposite sex if you are single because the argument is there could be an initial absense of imprinting and consequently possible sexual tensions during and after the onset of puberty.
>>30150374
Are you not a horse, Anon? At least on the inside?
>>30150368
>>30150372I just kind of feel like I get the "everything had to change at that point" moment that apparently happened. Without going into my specifics,
I had to leave a lot of myself behind and it's taken years for me to recover back to where I was before I started doing the things I did that I had to let go. My friends spent their teenage years and early twenties growing and I spent it destroying myself.
>>30150400I wasted my teenage years playing Diablo II and WoW. I kind of regret it, but it could be worse.
>>30150400
nigger plenty of people go through rough shit but they don't shitpost things that aren't welcome just because they "relate" to said unwelcomes
if you need to vent and open up go join a social therapy forum or some shit instead of shitposting EQG for (you)s
>>30150413
A'ight.
Let's talk about Windy Whistles then.
How well can she suck dick? Does she cheer you on and encourage you to cum?
They only had one kid so she must be a fucking champ at something else other than taking a horsedick in her horsevagina.
>>30150424
horses can self-abort so she probably has a massive creampie fetish that never results in anymore offspring
>>30150438
I forgot about that. Yeah alright, that does kind of make sense.
I mean, in their eyes they already had the perfect offspring in the first try. So a second would just be inferior to the first.
So they take turns pretending to be Rainbow Dash, right?
>>30150396
>possible sexual tensions during and after the onset of puberty
That's really stupid.
>>30150409
Same. But in hindsight you're always smarter and feeling bad about it won't change it.
>>30150438
>horses can self-abort
do they just plop out a distraction-fetus when they get into a dangerous situation to allow them to run away?
>>30150468
so is the final stage just the head
UltimatePrincessCelestia
Does yayponies not have the Legends of Magic issues?
just the tip
>>30150484
indeed
>>30150524
I am laughing way too hard at that page
>>30150513
If you can't find them there, this seems to remain up to date:
>They can also be viewed online here:
http://iwatchitfortheplot.romesilvanus.io/Pony/Comics/
>>30150537
Yeah, that's where I normally go but his PDF for the 2nd issue is messed up, the pages are in the wrong order
>>30150530
>>30150540
Might try mentioning it in the next comic thread, maybe the guy who runs that will see?
>>30150545
yeah, I'll definitely do that. I was just wondering if there's any source that would be available right now, but apparently not
>>30150544
I want to cum on that.
>tfw no jar breezie to cum on
>>30150541
Space pones are the greatest
>>30150676
I'm unironically starting to enjoy Comet Tail.
It's weird what happens when you start assigning a personality to a blank slate.
>>30150400
I knew it was you.
>>30150409
>wasting teenage years playing diablo 2
But that was the best part of my teenage years.
>>30150695
Well hes an adorable background horse that stands out, and has a great cutie mark and IS ALSO MY HORSEBANDO
>>30150701
>IS ALSO MY HORSEBANDO
No it's cool, I'm not coming between you too.
I just want to be friends with him.
Stallion friends would be fun. Mare friends would be fun too, but stallions would be fun.Eventually I would stop getting caught looking at their horse junk, I swear.
>>30150719
stallion friends are the best friends
>>30150676
That's a really cute horse.
>>30150725
He sure is
>>30150743
What's his name, FS?
>>30150749
He doesn't have a commonly accepted one, hes one of the rarest regular background horses, one of three stallions with that cutie mark
Even the black unicorn appears more than he does
People actually like stallions? What's the point if they're not girls?
do girls have turgid horsecocks
>>30150759
We're just huge homos.
You wouldn't marry a filly.
>>30150805
Holy shit that's cute.
>I'm gonna touch this
Are you sure?
Could be dangerous. She's so cute though. Her socks and boots are fucking awesome. I want to tie them for her.
>>30150830
>Holy shit that's cute.
It's Japanese. These guys have cuteness done to a science.
>>30150896
I'm pretty sure mewball isn't japanese
>>30150899
What if he identifies as a japanese?
>>30150896
So what do they spend 99.9% of their time drawing annoying samefaced little girls doing stupid, stereotypical stuff no real little girl would ever do or say?
>>30150899
The horsie is.
>stallions
>>30150990
SPACE stallions?
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2017/5/23/1444030.gif
>>30150990
>>30150997
Now we're talkin
>>30151000
But pones can't glow.
>>30151013
He isn't actually glowing anon
he is reflecting sunlight!
>space stallions
>>30150999
That original scene was so great.
Twilight is learning quickly from her idols, monitoring everything.
>>30151026
excuse me anon but that is my horsebando
>>30151021
>>30149942
this is a great picture
I will add it to my morning pones collection
You cannot turn 20 to thirty kilograms of equine into sperm, filly
there’s a thing called conservation of mass
>>30151090
watch this get deleted while the rest of mlpg's shitposting goes unchecked
>>30151107
unf unf unf hyper trappy colts
mmmm musky diamond dog paws
futa everything hyper futa everthing
there, now they'll have to delete mine too, brother
>>30151090
>>30151107
>>30151116
Report all shitposts and make mlpg great again
>>30150438
>>30150444
Excellent reasoning. There are just two teensy weensy problems. First, FIM ponies aren't horses, and second, horses can't fucking ""self-abort"", you idiotic, gullible dumbasses.
>>30151128
It wasn't a serious question and I got a non-serious answer. I was pretty happy with him giving me a non-obvious answer, even if it was a ridiculous one.
Did you want to answer that, Anon? I can ask you.
How well can Windy Whistle suck dick? Does she cheer you on and encourage you to cum?
They only had one kid so she must be a fucking champ at something else other than taking a horsedick in her horsevagina.
>>30151128
They are horses, and have referred to themselves as such several times
>>30151156
My guess would be that she can suck dick about as skilfully as you can spread misinformation about equine reproduction.
>>30150794
>>30151180
>>30151178
If they are horses, how do they breathe through their mouths?
The fillies must be preserved.
>>30151187
>>30151178
Wow! She's must be quite the sight then.
Do you think she pulls out so some can let some land on her freckles and little horsey muzzle?
She probably nuzzles the balls and licks the shaft sparkly clean afterwards.
And I can't even imagine the afterglow cuddles with her. She looks like a ferocious cuddler.
>>30151190
Aw fuck. Wrong post. I should probably kill myself or something.
>>30151174
If they're horses, how come they wear hats? Ha, checkmane, atheists!
>>30151207
>>30151229
>She probably nuzzles the balls and licks the shaft sparkly clean afterwards.
I really do hope she does and isn't afraid to give a good ball-licking. My balls sure do need thorough cleaning. They're starting to stick to my inner thighs.
>>30151241
Wow, so close. But a fail-get is a fail-get.
>when you report nyx on mlpg and it gets deleted
feels good man
>>30151308
Atleast the mods do their jobs somewhere on this board.
Dash is bulking.
>>30150537
>>30150513
>>30150540
That's because i didn't change the numbering correctly. Give me a few hours and I'll fix it.
Or try extracting the cbz/the PDF. It should be right in these, I think.
>>30151342
How do you debulk her?
>>30151368
squeeze
>>30151368
She'll be back to her old self eventually. Just stronger.
>>30150794
>>30151342
The more Dash the better!
The best kind of Dash.
>>30151433
Can we make her older than that?
And keep her blue?
>>30151433
Stay in your containment thread
>>30151433
What a sporty little fucker
I LOVE RAINBOW DASH
>>30151378
>you will never squeeze Dash's pudge
ponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponymotherbucker
>>30151448
I unironically like humanized Dash.
>>30151586
I unironically like spats.
>>30151598
Well that's just good taste.
>liking worst human
are you a glutton for punishment or do you just have shit taste
>>30151618
Can there really be a worst human if they're all abhorrent?
>>30151618
I can't explain it. She's awful but I like her brashness and boyishness. She's the opposite of me.I'm kind of gentle person and I like the cuntiness to Dash. I have a problem.
>>30151586
>>30151606
Damn, I would.
>>30151646
If Dash were super nicey and not brash with an attitude not only would she be boring but it wouldn't fit her look
Sportpone is a good pone to do sporty things with.
>>30151700
>the 'sportiest' thing mlpg does is spin around in their chairs or lob empty bottles and cans over their shoulders during shitpost sprees
>>30151727
Where did you find this picture of my oc.
>>30151727
Dash is just fast. I could go fast.
If I wanted.
>>30151718
hello yellow pony
>>30151735
>if I felt like it
SHIRT. RIPPER!
>>30151718
I like the part where the yellow personhorse and the blue personhorse are friends.
>>30151764
Those are neither persons nor horses
>>30151766
Are you sure? They look like doug people. That's what personhorses look like when they don't "pony up".
I think the Discord episode will be boring and predictable.
>>30151771
Person implies humanity, the EqG characters are humanoid at best
>>30151764
is holding hands with your mare friend cool?
>>30151764
They don't seem very close in EG. They barely interact, from what I remember.
>>30151786
>>30151786
It's safety in numbers. You should hold hands when you cross the street. Especially when your yellow friend is scared to.
And safety is cool. So yes. Holding hands is cool.
>>30151797...shit, you're not wrong. Maybe in Legend of Everfree?
>>30151718
I wanna hold her hoof
The fillies are back from pound town.
They got balloons.
>>30151835
Rarity asked me if I wanted to go there once so I took her and got her ice cream and everything but she looked pissed off for some reason
>>30151835
Oh shit, do they give out prizes? I never got a balloon at pound town.
I predict that the blank flank camp episode will have a lot of cute fillies and colts.
>>30151835
>Pops them all
>>30150513
>>30150537
>>30150540
>>30151362
Okay, it's fixed now.
>>30151855
Maybe.
>>30151855
They better!
>>30151802
I just skipped through LoE. They stood next to each other like, twice. And later Fluttershy picked Dash up from the ground. So, not much interaction there either.I was hoping that the episode-length specials would be somewhat more on the slice of life side of things and have some main six interaction. But from what I've seen so far, the latter that doesn't seem to be the case.
>>30151893
What would you do ifRumble finally got a canon CM?
>>30151915
I'd think it'd be pretty cool and I'd be able to delete this fanplaceholder CM.
I'll hedge my bet and say he'll be in the camp since theyve still used him occasionally and is a blank flank. The episode will probably center around a new pone who doesn't want a CM and the CMCs worldview being utterally shattered over it.If that particular pone IS rumble I will literally shit
>>30151948
Uber filly assures you that she can handle the trip. Now hop on.
Repost from another thread. Does anyone have the pic of Rainbow Dash after a crash, looking at her crotch and screaming "I'm a girl?!"
>>30151956
OH MY
>>30151967
>Meanwhile on COPS
>"...Echo Derek 5, I've got a subject; white male, beard, weird hat, riding a small horse on the shoulder of the freeway."
>>30151956
>>30151983
What was it about this outfit that read it as "Tara Strong" to me? Is it the hair shape somehow? Or just how attention seeking it was?
How do fillies establish an alpha?
>>30151978
>filly can't even go the speed limit
>>30152016
Filly snu snu competitions.
>>30152028
>"Sir, do you know WHY I pulled you over?"
>'Because you're a tool of the establishment and you have a quota to fill?'
>"..Sir, Fillies are not a freeway-safe mode of transportation."
>'AM I BEING DETAINED?'
>>30152063
>I am a Sovereign citizen!
>I know my rights!
>REEEEEE
This is Derpy. She is a very ugly pony. Say something mean to her.
>>30152111
I will annihilate you
mlp fursuit meetup when
>>30152111
She is really pretty.
>>30151230
They are horses that make bad choices some times
Filly reminds you that it takes 5 minutes of inhaling a rag soaked with chloroform for it to have any real effect.
So please get that out of her face.
>>30151393
There is already a typeset for MLP:FIM font.
How hard would it be to add "ponymojis" into it?
SHE BEEN DOWN SO LONG IT LOOK LIKE UP TO HER
THEY LOOK UP TO HER
>>30152121
>>30152155
No idea
I made a million for Discord though
>>30152121
>Pinkie suit anon is ded
>>30152200
I'd fuck him
This is Nyx.
Say something nice about her.
>>30152216
I really like her dress
>>30152155
You should first somehow convince the unicode consortium to reserve a range for them.
>>30152211
Pretty sure you'd fuck anything that wanted you
>>30152241
I mean
I don't disagree
>>30152233
I don't mean adding them into the unicode standard, just making some sort of pack that will over-write native emojis with the pony-shaped ones should you install it.
>>30152241
If there's enough alcohol anything sounds like a good idea.I mean, if someone is down to fuck and you won't vomit until afterwards...
>>30152155
https://fontforge.github.io can import EPS and SVG
>>30152304
If you say so
>>30152409
>>30152409
Oh come on, you can't tell me you don't want to fug the little asian in that Celestia outfit.
At the very least grope those padded hips and boop the snoot.
>>30152421
Does it have a dick?
>>30152455
nigger its always a man underneath
>>30152461
Nice
>>30152455
This one does, yes.
>>30152461
I have a few that are female.
Filly wants to dress as you for Halloween.
>>30152455
Just think of it as a little flag that means they're horny.
>>30152464
>I have a few that are female
black man why are you lying vine.mp4
>>30152470
Filly can borrow Markerpony's costume.
How many fillies could filly filly if filly could filly fillies?
>>30152476
You're assuming I was implying a dick would make it any less enticing; a grave mistake in MLPG
So, there have been three episodes this season that I thought would be bad, but turned out to be good: Flurry of Emotions, Parental Glideance, and Royal Problem.
Anyone else surprised?
>>30152501
Not really
>>30152464
>I have a few that are female.
no you dont
>>30152480
>>30152517
Alright
>>30151308
That's just being a dick m8
>>30152623
why is that pony so big
>>30152627
Tiny hands are in this season.
>>30152623
Is that rape?
>>30152646
its shit
>>30152623
>She watched the other shows on treehouse tv
>>30152646
>playing with trash-tier fetishes
I'll pass
>>30152646
Fuck off
>>30152200
he sold his pinkie suit, I saw it at babscon
I think he said he has a pokemon suit right now
>>30152682
I figured he sold it or something
>>30152682
>I think he said he has a pokemon suit right now
Why use suits at all? I'll never understand it.
>>30152682
>I think he said he has a pokemon suit right now
Why use suits at all? I'll never understand it.
>>30152713
because some people like costuming and cosplaying and people like seeing nice costumes of characters they like?
>>30152713
Some people like to have this thing called fun
>>30152738
Sounds gay
>>30152713
>>30152716
Goddamnit. Stupid internet connection.
>>30152722
It always felt over the top to me.
>>30152646
combine elastic with futa
cock vore your friends
>>30152738
>HAVING FUN
>>30152753
MAKE SOME FRIENDS, FAGGOT
>>30149804
Why am I falling in love with scootaloo all of a sudden?
>>30152790
>having friends
>>30150047
Celestia sleeps in my bed
Well, we don't really sleep...
Fillies can't be waifus.
>tfw being summoned to MLPG because of that fursuit you owned that one time
>>30152745
Cosplay is fun and I like elaborate costumes! The positive reaction from people who are fans of a series is what makes cosplaying enjoyable for me. Pinkie was a lot of hard work though so I sold her on and commissioned a Zorua partial suit and some Pokemon Mystery Dungeon stuff to go with it. Partials are waaay easier to wear andI sold Pinkie when I was falling out of MLP anyway so I thought it'd be better for someone still into the show to have her
>>30152812
>selling Pinkie
i have realized something today and i feel the need to confess it to you mlpgi dislike both celestia and luna and i cannot enjoy their characters because of how their fans are likewhenever they are on the screen i unwillingly recall the edgelord dark and brooding past emo new lunar republic omnigigaspamming of the lunafags and the mommy issues oozing from the posts of celestiafags
even in other media, subjects of sky/celestial object worship makes me uncomfortable, like for example warcraft 3 night elves, that fucking crestent moon symbols make me imagine them praying to a cartoon horsei mean, i didn't like elves in most stories to begin with, but that just feels silly to meand i cant take the rest of the story seriously
i've noticed that at this point i consider Flurry Heart to be the best alicorn just because she was moderately cute in her last episode and doesn't have a quasireligious following behind her, besides the understandable hatedom
i'm such a terrible faggot
why did i start allowing the fandom to influence (ie. spoil) my enjoyment of the show and how do i stop
>>30152793
I don't blame you. She is best cmc after all.
>>30152819
Nigga I ain't reading all that
>>30152819
That's silly. You're silly.
>some guy on /fit/ works for video games and asked me what I know to see if he can help me be in video games
>thread dies
now I'll never work for video games
>captcha
>salt
kys captcha
>>30152819
Okay autismus maximus.
Good morning MLPG
>>30152844
but it's night time, worst horse
>>30152812
post new suit
>>30152819
Get a load of this guy. Bet he wouldnt even grab the sun.
>>30152844
good morning best horse
>>30152854
It's not pony though
filly called you a baidzuo
>>30152893
filly can't just say words and expect there to not be consequences
>>30152903
Pretty*
lewdprincessponies
Do you think the ponies would really enjoy sex with us? Or would they find it disgusting
Do you think ponies would really enjoy cuddling with us? Or would they find it disgusting
>>30152921
Yes
You will never hug a human
>>30149838
Are we really to believe whipped cream would hold up like that on a stack of hotcakes??
I seriously hope somebody got fired for this massive blunder.
>>30152921CasuallyLewdPrincesses
>>30149920
I love it when bows are real tight up there in the ponut area.
>>30152923
>>30152929
They'd enjoy it with me, yeah
Probably not you, though
Fucking pale ass doughboy lookin omega male
>>30152946
>>30152961
Casually, not overtly.
>>30152929
Ponies are very cuddly creatures, so yes.
>>30152974
That's about as casual as she gets anon
>>30152790
I made friends with 3 new ponuts today.
>>30152961
I want to do fun stuff with that princess like fly kites
>>30152653
>>30152678
>>30152680
>abloo bloo bloo
>>30152819
Ever considered you might be allowed to simply not like them "just because"?
>>30153004
She'd probably like that
>>30153005
>>30152790
NO, NO, NO, SHUT UP, MY MOM IS NOT BIG AND IT IS NOT 'TIME'.
>>30153038
Prince dewitos was a better name
>>30153038
Your mother didn't raise you to be this wrong.
>>30151873
Thanks m8!
>>30152819
Careful now, that's just one step away from going down the same path as Barneyanon
>>30149663
WHO IS THIS SEMEN DEMON
>>30153008
lauren is so beautiful
i miss her
why did she quit?
>>30153182
She went to the true Equestria.
>>30149681
>>30149690
>>30149694
Given the chance would you be Nyx?
RAMIREZ, DEFEND THOSE PONIES
>>30153245
I wouldn't mind being inside Nyx
>>30153245
nyx is shit but i think everyone would enjoy the rich OP alicorn princess life
Any taco anon to translate this?
https://twitter.com/BFDArgentina/status/867085664185143298
>>30153306
>What's your favorite pony? Movie in theaters October
>>30153306
>argentina
>ask for tacos
10/10 bait
>>30153245
that pic could do with coloring
oh yeah i forgot. what was that thing some VA was hyping on twitter that was coming out the next day?
was it anything good
>>30153337
>filename
>>30153337
You fat pegacorn
Don't give me that 'muh princess metabolisms' BS either
>>30153337
i'd eat celestia's taco if you get my driftcunnilingus
>>30153306
>that eyepatch on applehorse
neat
but it fucks the surprise
>>30153387
It's not like you need two eyes for apple bucking anyways.
>>30153306
Fluttershy stop being so fucking smug.
>>30153306
Our meme food equivalent would be asado or empanadas, not tacos you silly American.
>>30153306
>taco
>>30153381
best filly right there
>>30153381
>>30153419
You really like her, don't you?
>>30153424
I do!
>>30153428
And with pride.
>>30152923
The show doesn't deal with sexuality at all, so really anything about this is going to be headcanon and a lot of reaching.
Ponies do exist with other species and get along with them more or less. The only interspecies attraction we've seen is the one sided attraction between spike and rarity, and that is treated almost jokingly by most ponies, but we don't know if it's because of him being a dragon, or him being a child attracted to an adult pony.
That said ponies seem to be of the opinion of love is love, so I assume if a pony does want to be with a human it wouldn't be treated to poorly and they wouldn't be against the concept of it.
EQG did show twilight being attracted to multicolored humans, but she was a multicolored human during that time too, and she wasn't shown wanting to fuck human world's horses so maybe her attraction changed along with her body.
Either way I doubt a pony would personally be attracted to anyone here, even if ponies in general could find something as different as a bald, tall, bipedal ape attractive.
>>30153428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbX3ZSr43KA
>>30153428
100% White and cute
ARGENTINA IS WHIIIIIIIITE
This is a Japanese Pony
>>30153523
https://imgur.com/a/IH2Oc
>>30153547
thats cute
>>30153547
Posting the canon japanese pony design
>>30153547
>>30153598
>that english
She is retarded?
>>30153615
No, she's American.
>>30153625
Bad japanase pony/BJP?
I need more fillies in glasses.
filly looks at you menanceingly with action animem lines
>>30153710
>>30153768
This is the worst filly
I hope she never shows up or speaks again
>>30153805
But why?
Fillies and pizza
>>30153810
He's obviously a bait.
>>30153810
I don't like her or her voice. Not sure why people started liking her so much after forever filly since I don't remember anyone caring much about her in the ponytones episode.
>>30153815
Opinions you disagree with aren't bait, anonymous.
Freeeeeennnnnns.
>>30153761
a cute
>>30153814
but they'll get all greasy
>>30153771
Pet her equally menacingly.
>>30153826
I kind of liked her back in the Ponytones episodes but she was way too childish. Her more mature appearance in Forever Filly made me love this filly.
>>30153814
What about tacos?
>>30153855
I also felt for her in her story since I had pets too. Watching them grow up can be harsh sometimes.
Reach out and touch filly.
*guitar solo*
Tree o'clock
Road block
>>30153859
I'd eat that taco
>>30153875
I'd eat you
>>30153874
I really really like that mare
>>30153855
Love like a daughter or love like fill her uterus with your seeds?
>>30153872
guitar is not for filly
>>30153908
This guy
Always saying "filly is not for x" or "collars for all!"
Ponies wont stand for it any longer!
>>30153890
>you will never have foals with your waifu
why do i even get up in the morning
>>30153924
That's why he's banished from Equestria
Filly is for _______
a) Sexual
b) Sexual
c) Sexual
d) Sexual
>>30153926
Because one day virtual reality will be so advanced we will be able to spend entire lifetimes with our waifus in only a matter of hours.Or so you can shitpost in MLPG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaD9Ozdthg8
>>30153903
I'm on the fence of wanting to waifu her, but it feels kind of wrong still.
>>30153939
>An eternity of shitposting alongside your waifu
>>30153955
It's just a small horse child from a childrens cartoon meant for little girls. What could be any more natural?
>>30153903
Why not both?
You can fill her with your daddy love
>>30153955
Fuck her once and see where it goes from there.
>>30153959
Just imagine cuddling your waifu while she tells you to call anon's waifu a shit
>>30153938
Um
Uhh
I'd like to buy a vowel?
>>30153968
I guess. I'll still fantasize about cuddling her at night and kissing her forehead.
>>30153987
>have a filly
>don't fill her
You're the worst father
wtf unlocking phones is bullshit
>>30153998
>"FILLIES. Have you heard of these things?"
>"Apparently, you're supposed to fill AND feel them!"
>"What's the deal with that!"
>>30153814
nice NICE
>>30154012
[HAHAHAHA BACKGROUND NOISES]
How much would you pay for pure pony pleasure?
>>30154031
~$1.50
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Zipporwhill
>Zipporwhill speaks with a slight Latin American accent.
Was it?
not quite ponies
>>30154045
>Latin American accent
I call bullshit.
>>30154045
>latina filly
unf
>>30154045
Sounded more slavic to me.
>>30154077
What a beautiful apple.
>>30154077
I want to feed her strawberries
>>30154063
As a Slav, I can guarantee you that's not ours.
*Rub filly dock*
>>30154089
Maybe it was the other slavs.
>>30154090
>>30154101
That artist was too lewd.
Crypt of the Moondancer.
>>30154101
Never enough CMC being lewd with each other.
>>30154112
they're just cleaning each other
>>30154110
I bet snooty musichorse is secretly lewd
>>30154146
The only reason it's a secret is because wubhorse doesn't like to talk.
If you love fillies so much why don't you marry one?
How do I teach my filly to fetch?
>>30154198
fillies aren't real
>Comic #54 comes out tonight
>Fosgitt on art for it
I'm curious what would happen if I just didn't post that one. Think any Anons would care?
Only thing that I think would be missed would be the laughing at how off everything is.
>>30154146
Every horse is lewd by nature. The only difference is to what degree.
>>30154233
Just do it or just leave the download links in this or the next thread.
I don't care but I like to have all the comic saved to crop reaction images
>>30154253
I'm pretty deeply entrenched in posting every comic no matter how I feel about it. Don't worry about that. I'm just curious what may happen since no one really likes Fosgitt anyway, and that's out of the Anons still caring about the comics.
I really hope the movie prequels are somewhat okay at least, but at least there's a ton of book books to look forward to.
>>30154233
I don't keep up with the release schedule, I just read them when you post them. So I wouldn't care right away.
>>30154215
Would.
>>30154286
Don't lie. You'd every mane 6 mom.
>>30154299
Would you all of them at once? That's a lot of pony for one Anon.
>>30154299
We all would, but Windy Whistles is so obviously best it's not even funny.
>>30154299
I'd all the moms.Mrs. Cake multiple times
>>30154299
But one of them is dead.
>>30154315
>WOO WOO!
>>30154215
Dashmom you have far more genes in common than 80%.
Humans and chimps share 98.8%.
Humans and fruit flies share 60%.In fact you could have a lot more human dna in you in a few minutes.
>>30154321
Anon no
>>30154326
If she turns out to be super hot, you can't stop me. And she can only be super hot, just look at her daughters.
There's nothing wrong with the 'ol dig dug fug.
>>30154386
Please do not fuck the undead constructs.
They start getting delusions of having things like "a soul" or "feelings".
Stallion tried to just be himself to win over mare, but mare said he's a disgusting pile of putrid shit and nobody will ever love him
>>30154419
I'd give the filly a smooch.
>>30154418
"be yourself" is a terrible piece of advice
time to waste the last four pic
>Welcome to Tasty Treat! What can I get you?
>>30154528
A burger.
I give you 15 minutes isaac or I will make the next MLPG thread with Nyx in the OP
>>30154534
Why do you even pretend that a filly upsets anyone on MLPG?
>>30154534
Wait, really?
Fuck the 15 minutes
>>30154578
>>30154578
>>30154578
>>30154586
Dammit anon
here's a regular horse
>>30154614
>>30154614
>>30154614
>>30154586
>pruned
kek
>>30154620
>>30154621
ONE JOB
>>30154620
>>30154621
One job etc etc
real filly thread over here
>>30154633
>>30154633
>>30154633
fuck this guy >>30154586
>three generals
FUCKING HELL, YOU GUYS
>>30154586
>>30154620
>>30154621
>>30154642
This is your fucking fault, isaac you fatfuck
Which one do I shoot
>>30154650
All of them.
Select all the pistols and select all the horses.
>>30153306
>pirateshy
unf
>>30154911
>pirates are famous for their love of rape
mega unf