707: Parental Glideance
Written by Josh Hamilton
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5n4qi0
Legends of Magic #2 is still storytimed here!
>>30054168
Rainbow Dash sure has parents that looked out for her growing up. To excesses, mayhaps, but their hearts have been in the right place, and she WAS their only daughter. Still, some ponies will benefit from that enthusiasm, and with both parties a bit more receptive to their actions, they might just be able to give some other ponies a needed boost, too.
>>30140618
Previous thread.
COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
708: Hard to Say Anything -When the Cutie Mark Crusaders discover that Big Mac has his first crush, they vow to help him win Sugar Belle’s heart before Feather Bangs does it first.
709: Honest Apple -When Rarity asks Applejack to be a judge in a fashion show, Applejack learns that an opinion, however honest, can still be hurtful.
710: A Royal Problem -Starlight Glimmer is sent to solve a friendship problem between Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. When it's clear that the problem is that the royal sisters don't appreciate one another, Starlight impulsively switches their cutie marks!
711: Not Asking for Trouble -Pinkie Pie visits Prince Rutherford and the Yaks. While there an avalanche falls on the entire rustic vilage of Yakyakistan. Pinkie Pie suggests that she go getthe other ponies to come help but the proud Prince and Yaks refuse.
712: Discordant Harmony -When Discord invites Fluttershy to his realm for tea, he worries she won't be comfortable there and begins to change it and himself with disastrous results.
713: The Perfect Pear -The Apple Siblings learn about their parent's love story and find out that they're half Pear.
714: Fame and Misfortune -Twilight Sparkle's publishing of the friendship journal has unintended consequences when ponies start to argue over who wrote the best lessons.
715: Triple Threat -Spike accidentally invites Ember and Thorax to Ponyville on the same day. He's sure the two new leaders are not going to get along so he does all he can to keep them apart and cover the fact that the other is there.
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The earlysodes:
708 -https://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e08.mp4https://mega.nz/#F!hgBEGSJD!Tx24YuxbNO9avzGQOvKmzQ
709 -https://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e09.mp4
710 -https://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e10.mp4
711 -https://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e11.mp4
716: Campfire Tales -When their sister camping trip is ruined by Fly-ders, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash tell Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo the stories of their favorite legends; inspired by the tales, the girls make the most out of their new situation.
718: A Health of Information -While helping Fluttershy gather supplies, Zecora comes down with a terrible disease called Swamp Fever; even though a cure has not been discovered, Fluttershy makes it her mission to heal Zecora no matter what it takes.
719: To Change a Changeling -Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept their new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.
720: It Isn't the Mane Thing About You -When Rarity's shampoo is accidentally switched with Zecora's magical remover potion, she does everything she can to fix her devastated mane in time for an upcoming photo shoot.
721: Once Upon a Zeppelin -Twilight is torn when she discovers the cruise she and her family are on is a themed vacation experience in which ponies have paid for the privilege of spending time with her, and she must please both her family and the cruise attendees.
722: Marks and Recreation -Wanting to help as many blank flanks as possible, the CMCs start a Cutie Mark Day Camp, but are surprised when one of their campers doesn't want a cutie mark.
723: Secrets and Pies -When Pinkie Pie thinks she see Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, she suspects the worst - that Rainbow Dash secretly hates her pies; Pinkie Pie attempts to catch Rainbow Dash in her web of lies.
>>30145144
This madness must stop.
Don't think about your waifu.
http://pixelcanvas.io/@-334,642
>>30145115
Woohoo, best OP maker in the world!
NEW HORSE WHERE
>>30145156
You cannot stop it
>>30145127
>>30145136
>>30145144
This can't go on forever, isaac.
>>30145173
I love her
and hearing about her bathtime
>>30145173
wind whistler is a very good mom
>>30145115
I want Rainbow Dash by my side.
>>30145178
Then we're already doomed.
I love blue ponies!
>>30145239
>>30145239
Me too!
>>30145197
The best.
>>30145196
but no one wants to hear about her bath time goggles
>>30145239
They're great.
Where are the fillies?
>>30145271
>>30145288
Yeah, but what about the rest?
>>30145291
out back
>>30145173
>>30145340
pffft
>>30145340
Imagine. A whole MILF cheering section.
>>30145340
You're a great person.
>>30145340
I'd that general
>>30145360
I don't get the meme with the red B
>>30145340
Oh man she has an official shitposting hat
>>30145370
it's just more ironic emoji shit
So who has it worse? Luna or Celestia?
>>30145350
>all the mane six moms cheering you on in everything you do
>even the ghost
>>30145383
how is she keeping that Scootaloo tail on her
>>30145390
she just painted her own tail
>>30145390
eheheheeheeh
>>30145391
That's a cute pokemon.
>>30145390
"tail" extension
Share with me your best pony strategies
CUTE
U
T
E
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2017/5/22/1443494.png
>>30145452
just put all your points into cuteness
>>30145452
Neigh, followed by several discreet whinnies
>>30145453
wat
>>30145453
I don't want this boner
>>30145453
Pony is not for skullfucking.
storms a comin
fucking pegasi, man
>>30145489
my sides
>filly
>>30145452
place four ponies in atlases
place the remaining eight into commandos of the 2d variety.
proceed to win every match ever thanks to the new meta.
I want to bully Windy Whistle
>>30145453
Someone call EA.
Luna is hungry
>>30145603
*unzips pants*
>>30145489
>>30145603
how hungry?
>>30145519
Please don't bully the moms.
>>30145635
So hungry she could eat a horse!
>>30145634
>>30145652
Still waiting on that race/body swap episode.
>>30145372
>he doesn't
>>30145675
holy shit
>>30145675
>>30145675
oh geez shes got a deluxe edition one too
>>30145675
>not the new logo
>>30145675
Cute hat
SPAERK DRAW PRINCESSES
>>30145675
This is the best thread ever.
>>30145696
That's too much shitposting.
You wouldn't teach the fillies how to fillypost.
>>30145755
Too late. I bought them all Chromebooks.
Have you ever noticed that Rainbow Dash is a really really ugly pony?
>>30145776
I want to make her pretty.
>>30145776
Rainbow Dash is that grey pegasus with the derped eyes, right?
>>30145776
Are you confusing her with Bumbleshy again?
>>30145707
We need to compensate the cuckposting in the previous two thread
Maybe it wouldn't be fair to other mane 6 parents but I don't care I want more screentime for these two. The only parents who actually have characters and are clearly in love. Infidelity art won't work with them.
>>30145776
>>30145784
No, she's the blue cunt with rainbow hair and an unwashed infected vagina
Remember to give your fillies jobs related to their cutie marks.
Danger close.
>>30145795
No.
You will get Twilight's parents on the zeppelin and you will enjoy it.
>>30145801
Are you describing your OC?
>>30145815
Time to put that husband in the cuckshed again
Fear not the fillies, my friend. And let the boops begin.
>>30145831
>cuckshed
What is this meme and am I stupid for not keeping up with the latest dank meme terms?
>>30145831
She's looking for a breeder that will give her strong grandkids. Arranged marriages are a thing among pegasi.
>>30145871
It's a new forced meme
Like the hotwings shit or racist wings
>>30145895
So is it like a shed you put your husband is while you go bang other stallions.
This is very confusing.
>>30145453
eyegina or open wound?
>>30145704
>>30145971
Buck yeah!
>>30145954
Please stop using my fetish to shitpost
When will Thorax get more development?
>>30145983
Just report him
>>30145971
Now put her in stockings.
For, uh. Reasons.
>>30145971
>>30145971
Neat. I still love normal Celestia more.
>>30145996It's midnight and I have to beb.
>>30145954
Never.
>>30145993
Janitor never does shit when I report post
>>30146018
And I can't believe no one posted this pic on derpibooru.
>>30145517
>There is almost no pony Mechwarrior art.
>Except the few old clan pictures...
>.... and that one guy's OC porn collection.
Sucks. We need more robot artists out there.
>>30146007
Shit. Maybe next time.
Moms.
>>30146062
It's not funny
Cute ponies are funny.
Pinkie Pie is funny.
What you're talking about isn't funny.
Rainbow Dash's mom is fucking hot. I shouldn't be surprised. Honestly I never once thought about RD's parents. It never occurred to me to even wonder about them for a second. Is that weird?
>>30146018
>Yes dear, you can fuck with Soarin. I will watch you in my cuckshed. Go and make me happy with a new baby
>>30146080
Those aren't as funny
>>30146075
Windy Whistles is top cute, but my favorite mom will always be Cookiewith Spoiled Rich being second
>>30146081
She's had sex for real.
Was RD the thinking man's wife all along?
hmm....
>>30146104
A penis has been inside her horse vagina and she gave birth to something that brings her joy like nothing else
>>30146062
Reminder that cuckolding is challenging fetish with high risk and reward and need a lot of bravery and strength
>>30146081
she is also super crazy though
never stick your dick in crazy
Why is BEA shitposting about cuckolding now?
>>30146124
The smart man's wife is Rainbow Dash because she'll be a cool and loving wife.
The man with taste waifus Rarity because he is able to see what a great pony she is and how the show would be ruined without her.
Stupid people waifu Fluttershy.
>>30146132
I don't think you're gonna get away with the same amount of (You)s this time, friendo
>>30146132
dont overplay it senpai
itll go stale fast
>>30146158
we're on /mlp/'s frontpage right now so he might
>>30146144
Needed new material
This season has had a lot of meh episodes. Not Asking For Trouble, Forever Filly, Fluttershy Leans In and Honest Apple.
>>30146153
aw man
>>30146153
>>30146144
I need something new to shitpost and the cuckshisposting actually work in the previous thread
>>30146153
>Stupid people waifu Fluttershy.
That explain discord right now
>>30146153
Fluttershy is literally kindness. Her and Rainbow would be perfect wives.
Headcanon: Rarity loves Spike, but in a completely platonic way.
>>30146196
>multiple waifus
Pegasi are the worst horses of all and anyone who loves a dumb bird is a terrible person with very very bad taste
filly is cackling on the floor like a meme goblin
>>30146196
>>30146220
>>30146241
>salty loveless earth mare detected
You wouldn't cuck a filly.
Pegasus mares are almost angelic in appearance. How could you not love them?
>>30146313
I want to have a passionate threesome with them
I'd cum so hard I'd be seeing stars
>>30146042
True. Most robot pones are meme recolors, mostly of the Twiggle variety.
Sex
With
Daybreaker
>>30146328
I want tolive long and happily with multiple foals with them.
>>30146328
Why is Fleetfoot so goddamn sexy
I want to touch her cottony fluffy mane
>>30146328
Thankfully casual sex is an old tradition among active wonderbolts at the peak of their physical conditions.
>you will never hold the hoof of a military grade AI robotic pone
>you will never hear her boop
>you will never be able to manually load depleted uranium into her weapons systems
>>30146377
>>30146377
The future is now
What episodes are you not looking forward too?
>>30146376
I want to join in on their after-show locker room orgies
>>30146250
Needs more color
>>30146417
Needs more horns
>>30146409
>princess and Trixie episode already happened
All of them
cancel the show it's done already
>>30146409
The Thorax episodes, because they can only dig that hole deeper.
Still waiting on the beach episode and hot springs episode
And school festival episode
>>30146409
The only episode I didn't look forward to was Honest Apple, and while it was a 7/10 I honestly didn't expect AJ to be so horrible in it.
Everything in the episode except AJ was great. She dragged this episode down so much it's incredible. At least it made the Strawberry Sunrise scene that much more sweeter.
I have a confession to make:I love fillies.
>>30146409
Secrets and Pies doesn't fill me with excitement.
S H I M M Y
E P I S O D E
>>30146448
Strawberry is a fuckin boss
>>30146423
Needs more Jojo
>>30146448
Just more proof that Applejack is worst pony.
>>30146352
R
I
P
>>30146449I love filliesand colts.
' c '
>>30146484
>>30146496
Also Rarity's reaction to this entire thing was fun as hell
>>30146580
Stop bullying her
How would you cheer up this filly, MLPG?
Anyone worried about the Spike episode?
>>30146376
>casual sex
GARBAGE
>>30146629
Field trip to the fungeon.
>>30145115
Rainbow Dash is an ugly foal
>>30146629
Weed and masturbation work for me
>>30146629
Cuddling on the couch and petting her while we watch Saturday morning cartoons.
>>30146670
I really doubt you should give weed to the fillies, let alone teach them how to masturbate.
>>30146629
Field trip to the acid mines.
>>30146689
Chh, and that's why fillies say you're boring and dumb
>Fleetfoot will never lisp at your dick
>>30146727
i want to hear her raspy moans as i push her body into her bed and take her from behind
>>30146760vaginal or anal?
>>30146786vaginalfollowed by cumming inside
jesus christ guys stop
I have a waifu
>>30146792
I love this mare.
the wonderbolts are more like the harlem globetrotters than the blue angels
fight me
>>30146496
>>30146792
The BGM when she appears is also pretty great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsA8TjoCX0E
She is the best fruit pony
>>30146801she doesn't have to know
it's a one time thing while the 'bolts are in town
>>30146801
This is why other races mares have to be careful. Pegasus mares are known to make off with their stallions.
>>30146811
fashion IS ridiculous, though
Fish fillies
Ponk was p.cute in the yakisode.
>>30146824
It would never be the same afterwards.I would forever be hooked up on that peak athlete wonderbolt pony pussy.
>>30146801
SLUT
L
U
T
>>30146811
i think i'm in love
applejack B T F O
>>30146833
>talking to a cute earth mare
>she's flirty, definitely likes you
>thinking about making a move
>pegasus mare swoops down and grabs you under the arms and flies off with you
>>30146839
I want to breed with a fish filly
>>30146824
they look so fucking good in their stylish uniforms and i love their windswept poofy manes
unf why isn't every episode about the wonderbolts
>>30146853
pegasi best race
they're fun, carefree, flirty, and all of them love casual sex
>>30146861
>>30146880
>and all of them love casual sex
are you going to post this every single time pegasi are brought up
>>30146864
Exactly
every episode that is not about the Wonderbolts is a wasted episode
>>30146843
she is just a sweet and lovely girl
>>30146888I've noticed that, too, is that a popular headcanon that birdhorses are nymphos?
>>30146902
I wouldn't say that it's popular, but I've definitely seen it outside of mlpg before.
So I says to Mable I says
>>30146902
No
people think all the horses are nymphos regardless of breed, sex or age
>>30146861
Fish filly cant breed like a cute little pony filly.
You just blew your load in their egg. Only that no funhole like any normal filly
birbpones are assholes
>>30146902
Headcanon is more them doing grand romantic gestures for those they're interested in.
If you were a filly, would you let Anons post pictures of you on the internet?
>>30146852
>tons of cute stallions
>tons
fleetfoot into fatties confirmed
>>30146919
Medley is actually a very nice pone
>>30146902
No but the fact that they're exceptionally attractive and that there's lots of hot fanwork that support the idea did its thing.
And it is hot but loyal chaste pones work best. At least for Rainbow it's kind of her thing.
>>30146919
yeah you want to know why your car is covered in bird shit every morning?pegasi like to spread bird seed on peoples' cars
>>30146836
>Cerulean speech.mp4
>>30146935
you have a chance with her
>>30146938
>hot
>athletic
>loyal
Perfect.
>>30146936
That's a different pone, though.
>>30146962
Ohh thats the one that uses Medley's exact scheme that goat did, I remember her now
I can still see only medley with that pone
>>30146985
>implying I've ever had fun
RIP UK
you have to apples to calm down jack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPyA4_Y6s10
https://derpy.me/8cBpk
Game Show Night on Cytube has started.
>>30147022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn_zDXyuxFM
what if we take the ponies, and stack them on top of each other
>>30147010
They were already dead.
>>30147119
What if we stacked all the princesses on top of each other?
>>30147131
all two of them?
>>30147137
There's six now, famalam.
>>30147150
Thats right 6 princesses
>>30147119
>>30147166
Ember is the dragon lord and you shall respect her title
>>30147166
Filthy non-Equestrians need not apply.
>>30147166
Princesses cannot have cloacas. It's in the Equestrian consitution.
>>30147131
Give it time and you will be able to build to the heavens
Filly the filly.
>>30147178
She can respect this dicc
>>30147196
Why is that dragon so smol
>>30147196
The dragon lord is not for dicc
>>30147210
Anything that thicc is for dicc
>>30147226
She even comes with built in handlebars.
>>30147187
or you can bring a slice of heaven to our world
>>30147204
Because she's an annoying teenager dragon
>>30147210
Actually look dis guy is right
>>30147231
filly just teleported behind you
>>30147268
I have 300 confirmed hugs.
Come at me, filly.
>>30147024
oh boy
>>30147268
I knew that giving her RPG styled training was a good way to raise her. Time to send her to high level dungeons.
>>30147268
Stupid filly
*unsheathes falchion*
R1 R1 R1 R1
>>30147277
filly is much too fast for you
she deftly avoids all of your hugs
>>30147311
I've got backup.
>>30147311
S-She's fast!
>>30147376
dash
why did you have such girly toys
i see some horse dolls and a pink pony princess
>>30147428
It's her secret shame.
Her hidden dream, aside from being a wonderbolt, is to be Princess Fast.
>>30147428
Because she's a mare. Mares like girly things and stallions.
>>30147428
Because Dash is not a stallion.
>>30147454
Dash is a mare?
>>30147428
i love pegasus decor
>>30147461
She most definitely has a vagina, yes.
>>30147480
i don't believe you
show it to me
Rainbow Dash is such a terrible pony
>>30147428
So with the whole night sky and planets on her ceiling, do you think she likes Luna more than Celestia?
>>30147457
why does that filly want doritos so badly
>>30147518
Fillies love snacks. Haven't you ever fed Doritos to a filly?
>>30147509
1.4k people watch the filly
>>30147529
I'M TRYING TO ENJOY A TREAT, FILLY
>>30147531
If every character from the show were a filly I'm sure I would rewatch episodes more often.
I wonder what would happen to mlpg if I filtered the word filly.
>>30147546
Why she hate that bread?
Go filly go
>>30147550
>>30104841
>>30147576
WOAHOHO NELLY
>>30147576
Welp. It's really well drawn, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbWgUO-Rqcw
This is MLPG if you replace TV, sport for filly/ies, the dog can be the colts and gayposting
>>30147576
that looks very inviting
>>30147428
Because she's a girly pone on the inside and is hiding it.
It occasionally slips through
>>30147605
THE BEST MARE
>>30147605
I love it when they have super detailed rooms like this
>>30147597
But really, why does MLPG like fillies so much?
>>30147623
they are mysteries wrapped in an enigma inside of a cuteness
>>30147614
Me too.
>>30147623
I plead the fifth.
>>30147589
>>30147576
Hey Rainbow Dash
Stop showing us your vagina you whore
>>30147576
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
B R E E D
>>30147633
ANON ASKED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLZMyVS1aJo
>>30147572
>de
BEA
E
A
>>30147633
>implying all mares don't just want to flash stallions their marebits
>>30147614
Same
They spent a lot of time on Dashs home
It was BIG and NICE
>>30147576
Dash is the sexiest, cutest, hottest all around best mare.
>>30147656
They also did a pretty good job on Dash's Ponyville home as well. Other than Twilight's, I think it's the only pony's room we get a real glance at.
that was fast
If flying is 75% confidence, will scootaloo fly now?
>>30147685
That was only a .03% increase.
>>30147685
No because she's a cripple
>>30147646
>all you have to do is ask a mare to show you her vagina and she'll bend over and lift her tail
>>30147685
she will and it won't be in her dreams
>>30147732
>Spike probably peels off Twilight's covers at night and pokes and prods her pussy
>>30147748
>he gives her stealth orgasms in her sleep
>translates into her dreams
>>30147748
>>30147648
Gas all Glimmerfags
>>30147837
I hate this bot, I want filly bot back.
https://derpibooru.org/tags/aweeg%2A
What the fuck is aweeg?
Fillies can't be bots.
>>30147812
>Twilight has stars in her vagina
>the stars go into supernovas when she orgasms
>>30147853
a few years ago in one of the comics Dash and SA were trying to say "agreed" with their mouths full and it came out as "aweeg"
this is an edit though, it used to just say agreed* at the bottom
>>30147867
>when she orgasms the inside of her vagina glows in a brilliant bright light
>>30147867
Is
Is that canon?
>>30148008
>Twilight
>canon
Lmaoing @ ur life
>>30148008
Of course, just rub her off and see for yourself.
Fillies' in love with the shape of you.
>>30147880
Thanksfor the spoonfeedfamilia
This is a bowl of fruits.
>>30147853
>derpibooru
>being surprised by autistic meme tags
>>30148107
I just had the weirdest fap fellas, it was this pic
https://derpibooru.org/1441270
and it really got me off. as i was scrolling through looking for a cumshot pic this showed up and it really felt like they were actually watching and laughing at me. am i developing some weird new fetish?? like they were laughing to me for fapping to ponies. i was planning to blow to a hot horse vag pic but this got me instead.
>>30147853
I always hated this, ONE BITE of apple would not fill the cheeks that big
so unrealistic
>>30148117
Is Dash angry because we won't stop talking about her vagina?
>>30148149
>the princesses will never laugh at your dick
>>30148149
>>30148155
How does mlpg handle summer?
>>30148215
wat
>>30148222
It's no "do you need a glass of water", but I guess it works
>>30148215
Poorly, but I have to work outside so it's suffering for me.
>>30148215
are you tryin to say you never jacked it to weird horse shit?
>>30148169
No... its her parents
>>30148259
what did bow hothoof do to deserve such a cute wife
how can i be more like him
whats up with scoots horrifying hole teeth here
>>30148256
That's the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen
>>30148264
he was the only pony in existence with a rainbow mane and you know how ponies go fuckin nuts over rainbow shit
also it means he has some kind of super powers probably.
so to answer your question: be born with superior genes.
>>30148259
Dash should really just stop being a cunt.
>>30148107
i am going to eat all of those fruits
especially the pink one with freckles
>>30148264
Theyre just the best for eachother
>>30148303
Double stuffin' with one muffin? How lewd.
>>30148273
Fillies and colts get along like peanut butter and colts.
>>30148326
I like to slather colts in peanut butter and then stick them together with fillies
https://derpy.me/8cBpk
Still watching Game Shows on Cytube, come on by.
>>30148313
i wonder which mare would be best for me, anon
>>30148107
No, YOU are the fruit.
>>30148353
>>30148353
The one with the biggest butt and crotchtits
look up
see this
what do
>>30148384
I'dthink it's kind of sad I have to come to mlpg for gentle big pones because mmp is always shit.
>>30148384
>>30148401
>MMP a shit
How so?
>>30148256
>not sharing with glim glam
how could you
>>30148325
>>30148370
Look at that hoe
Filly does filly things-some cry.wmv
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
>>30148284
It's really amazing she turned out the way she did with such great parents. I just want to hug them and tell them I'm sorry their daughter became such a fucker.
>>30148445
>an over the hill chad and oblivious qt stacy don't already know they birthed an entitled jerkoff
>>30148445
But everyone in Equestria loves Rainbow Dash. By their standards they did a great job. You may as well not be real to them.
>>30148443
bow down
>>30148483
Its probably true. Not only has she helped save the country multiple times but she's the newest and youngest flier in the aerial flight team every single pegasus probably dreams of joining.
Derpy will never accidentally run into your face
with her butt
>>30148313
how come that stallion in the front row gets TWO fillies
>>30148529
they should have thrown in a grown stallion in line
>>30148547
I don't know what those ponies are doing there at all. Thats the Wonderbolts family only box isn't it?
>>30148532
I already have a waifu.
Which is kinda sad because even if she was real she might as well not be considering how completely unobtainable she would be.
>>30148483
>>30148529
Helping save the world and joining some air force knock-off hasn't stopped her from being a dick.
>>30148529
That NOI look kinda weird
>>30148570
It's almost like Dash doesn't often think before she acts. Its like, this character has a flaw, or something.
>>30148529
And yet she's still a cunt
>>30148565
>tfw your waifu is real
>tfw shes completely unaware of your existence
>>30148570
I think you misunderstand my point. That's your perspective of her but no one else in Equestria thinks that. If you tried to apologize to her parents everyone would think you're a crazy person.
>>30148611
>taking a mildly hyperbolic post seriously
I think you're the one confused here.
>no one else in Equestria thinks that
I can guarantee you the other 5 girls have to roll their eyes and think "fuck, again?" whenever she fucks up.
>>30148611
Your waifu is a cunt, anon. You're going to have to come to terms with it eventually.
>>30148623
oh it's a head canon thing, my bad dude
>>30148609
Discord probably told them that you exist once or twice
>>30145801
>>30148284
>>30148595
>>30148627
Got 'em! High five Anons for being such cool and rad dudes!
>>30148653
That's even worse. That means they just don't give a shit then.
ITT: a samefagging Dashfag in denial about his waifu being a cunt
>>30148658
there was even sort of an episode about Dash having to own up to being called something repeatedly that she didn't like, whadya know
>>30148680
Can I get one that isn't shit, please
>>30148680
>>30148680
Why is my daughter only wearing socks and shoes?
>>30148680
>daily loli cunny
Unf
>>30148680
>trashy daughter
Hello new cum bank
>>30148680
is this horse milf glimmy in a loli body?
>>30148680
>naked daughter
At least give her some clothes
>>30148738
You're her father for the day, you're supposed to give her clothes.
>>30148680
Look like she's ready for a tickle fight
>MLPG once again distracted by pedoposting
You should all be in jail for wanting to fuck kids
>>30148798
We need a pone roll call
>>30148813
Best pony here.
New Waifu Wars thread definitely going up sometime Tuesday Night.
First Show Saturday, 8 matches, commentary, livestream, insanity.
>>30148798
>abloo bloo bloo
>>30148826
that suit is ridiculous
>>30148835
Smug pastel mares are superior to smug anime girls.
>>30148835
>Fluttershy is a pedo
Now we know why she wanted to babysit the CMCs in Stare Master
>>30148840Applesare ridiculously gross
>>30148856
>>30148680
trash, just like all the other lolis
post some decent lolicon next time
>>30148856
I want to make babies with Strawberry Sunrise.
>>30148552
look at his pitstains
imagine the smell
>>30148570
>air force knock-off
the wonderbolts are more like the harlem globetrotters than the blue angels
their skills are useless in combat, as we have seen on multiple occasions
>>30148680
I see I didn't miss the loli posting today.
>>30148901
Trixe is cute.
>>30148919
She knows
>>30148919
>>30148868
Tornado filly butt.
>>30148935
SHI SHI SA!
>>30148680
>all those (you)
This place is filled with degenerates
>>30148954
cry about it
>>30148941
excuse you that's my filly daughter
>>30148951
>it's too weak to do anything
As expected.
>>30148284
To Dash is to cunt.
>>30148969
Is it time for satyrs?
>>30148978
That's how you never get invited to another sleepover
>>30148991
whatev
She'll just show up anyway
>>30148985
>>30148969
>more pedo shit
>>30148999
My thing isn't even sexual
>>30148999
holy shit nigga, like step away from the computer
>>30148969
A
>>30148985
CUTE
>>30149008
Nigga, your entire general is full of sexual stuff and each of your drawfags drew porn of every single one of those kids.
https://derpibooru.org/1443672
tids
>>30149014
Yeah.
Yeah I would.
>>30149018
I can see this is the time when MLPG decides to argue over something pointless so I'm going to go play vidya.
>>30149033
I'd be worried if you wouldn't.
>naked filly
>cute
>naked human filly wrong
>wrong
Explain This
>>30149041
they're magic horses I ain't gotta explain shit
>>30149036
Go to play your videogames, NTR cuck fetish anon
>>30149036
No wait, stop, don't go, blah blah blah
>>30149048
Thanks I will.
>>30149050
Those horses are cute
>>30149048
Wait, what? These satyrfags enjoy watching someone else fucking their own child?
>>30149078
What? Nah, but I'd fuck another Anon's halfbreed.
FUG
FUUUUUG
So, I know Luna Quest has been on a very extended hiatus, and while there are some of you who won't read or get into it when I eventually finish it...
I thought you would all at least appreciate of bit of the lewd between Anon and Luna.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/13-RPODEswTljIeIVWmYEAS8CJf2vShHdA0wlA7KyHdU/edit?usp=sharing
Hope you guys enjoy.
>>30149135
Is this based in the recent Luna episode?!
>>30147684
I want it
>>30149134
GET THE FUCK INTO PRINCESS COUNSELING
>>30149141
If I understand what you mean, then yes. This is pretty much right after the most recent entry in Luna Quest.
>>30149156
That's not what I mean but I;m going to read it anyway.
>>30149156
not really any spoiler stuff though. which is why I posted it. Figured there'd be no harm in it.
>>30147480
Yo can we resurrect that brief discussion about tomboys we had going on a few nights ago.
>>30149155
thump
>>30149135
>I know Luna Quest has been on a very extended hiatus
Anon is probably covered in cobwebs by now
>>30149181
About how they're just as shitty as your average stacy?
>>30149194
Shh. Anon and Luna are still sleeping in the secret place.
>>30149135
very nice
>>30149206
Thank you. It's been a while since I've written lewd. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
>>30149210
looks like a dinosaur
>>30149135
I like thing
>>30149196
I wanted to talk more about how cute they are when they're exposed and vulnerable during sex. When they can't escape their femininity no matter how much they want to come across as "one of the guys".
>>30149218
>>30149228
I'm serious, she looked like something off of dino riders.
Spicy
Reminder that fillies are soulbound.
>>30149243
ALLO, PLEASE TO BE STAY AVAY FROM SLUSHEE MACHEEN, TANK U COME AGAIN
>>30149243
And tasty
>>30149239
I want to ride dinosaur Celestia
>>30149252
>>30149243
https://derpibooru.org/1179177
>>30149251
is that what's inside the amazon filly?
>>30149258
Such a lovely mare deserves more than she gets.
I like this smug mare.
>>30149269
I hope she shows up again at some point.
>>30149269
I love how poofy she is
Glim should really consider doing work herself.
>>30149283
I want to see those beautiful eyes going up and down between my legs.
>>30149284
Ah, the good old fashioned "alicorn character loses wings or horn" trick.
>>30149289
At least buy her dinner first
>>30149298
That's the plan yo.
What do you take me for
Do fillies have souls?
>>30149312
Let's rip one open and find out
>>30149316
I cannot stress enough how important it is that you do not do that.
>>30149278
Hopefully a quick Canterlot-related cameo.
>>30149283
Poofy gals are great.
bump limit
>>30149349
But never the poof limit
>>30149256
i find the hat to be the most arousing part of the pony
>>30149354
>>30149376
That's not poofy. That's not poofy at all.
>>30149383
but it's ponk style
she is the master of poof
>>30149277
>look up to see if horses can even eat strawberries
>it turns out they love them more than apples
ha
>>30148325
Hundreds dead.
>>30149385
she aint even the master of parties also she blows at baking
why is she even in the mane six
>>30148325
> "i love little ponies"
>"but i love them not little"
FUCK OFF
>fish waifus
>>30149422
>>30149454
Sweet
>>30148929
i just want to kneel down before trixie and eat her pussy while she looks really bored and leafs through a magazine or something
>>30149459
How can one apple be so lewd?
>>30149484
It's in her apple blood.
>>30149484
APPLEBUTT NO
>>30149506
Look at that slut.
No gag reflex.
>that shitstorm in the sub about the guy who's been posting his headcanon of GG's monstergirls for years at an end
The sub is so fucking dead it has to stay alive through not-ponyposting
i just noticed the trophy has a shower on it
>>30148868
i bet this guy belly slaps to fillicon manga in his parents' basement
The fillies of filly island are notoriously violent.
>>30149544
i want to be pummeled by a filly's soft marshmallow hoofs
>>30149542
Never.
>tfw you are too full of colitis to work and your boss gives you a real hard time for daring to need a hospital appointment
>>30149626
>Coltitus
Anon you just need a dose of vitamin filly.
>when the thread is so dead you have to blogpost to force isaac to make a new horse
>>30149632
MLPG blogposting is a rich and vibrant tradition
>>30149632
maybe this is where we should end
all the filly posting, nyx posting, nude loli posting, it has to end sometime
it's been a fun ride
see you... out there
guys I usually dont feel sad because of how alone I am but Im starting to feel it now
>>30149641
It's certainly rich.
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/mlp/image/1456/53/1456536877255.png
>>30149654
Make some frens
>>30149659
>>30149659
>>30149659
>>30149659
Lazy fucks.
ponys are ugly