Would you unwrap this present?

>>30149037
Nope, it had a note that says keep in cuckshed until Christmas.

>>30149037
Why would I? It's not even a pony

>>29960260

>>30149037
Sure. Where is it?

>>30149037
>i positd it agen xDDDD
stupid cat eating faggot needs to permaban anyone who posts from a phone

>>30149064
You're a ghost, old man. No one can hear you

>>30149037
I bet it's just a toothbrush or some shit

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>>30149064

>"cat eating"
Wat...

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>>30149064
>STILL complaining about phoneposting

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>>30149037
I have a better gift

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>>30149285
>I can shitpost while sucking cock!
>I can shitpost while getting fucked in the ass!
>Why haven't I been doing this my whole life!

>>30149307
You are a sad, strange little man. You have my pity.

>>30149307
>caring this much
>I can only use this one device that inconveniences because I'm fat and have no friends

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>>30149037
Would you unwrap a nyx?

>>30149324
>having friends
oh right, I forgot it's already summer and they're here in force

>>30149342
Been here since november 2013

>>30149359
I totally believe you.

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>>30149288
Not freaky deaky enough

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>>30149051
fixed

>>30149390
it will be, when I leave her wrapped up until Christmas!

>>30149037
Depends, Is she gonna be annoying if I unwrap her?

>>30149409
Finally a present from my wish-list!

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>>30149037
>can't find this on Derpibooru
Tell me how did you obtain such a glorious picture?

>>30149515
Bypass patreon

>>30149818
What's the bypass for anime?

>>30149337
I want to join nyx

>>30149409
that's not my waifu, so...

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>>30150714
What your waifu doesn't know won't hurt her

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>>30149037
Not until it's legal.

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>>30150751
The answer is no.

>>30149037
>"Anooooon~ I have a gift for you~"
>"Come on, I know you've been waiting to unwrap your gifts for days"
>"...Uhhh, where are you going?"
>"Oh, I get it, you need a pair of scissors! *snort* Yeah, good thinking!"
>"...?"
>"..."
>"H-hey, don't leave me here!"
>"This isn't fun, Anon!"
>"..."
>"Anon, please! I-I can't move..."

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>>30150777
The funny part is you still think there's a choice

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>>30150809
Is this rape?

>>30150840
It depends: do you like whip cream in your anus?

>>30149037
I wouldn't have sex with her because no hooves and she's not my waifu.

I'd still lick her cutie mark because reasons

>>30149463
she's literally a girl version of filthy frank, what do you think

>>30149037
"What do you mean, you can't move?!"
>"...t-the tape..."
"So what? It's just paper ribbon, break it!"
>"Uh, n-no, you see...this is, w-well...red duct tape"
"WHAT"
>"I m-mean, the paper ribbon kept breaking!"
"HOW DID YOU EVEN MANAGE TO WRAP YOURSELF IN RED DUCT TAPE, YOU BOOBIED PSYCHO!?"
>"M-maud helped me"
"..."
>"...it turned out she k-knows a lot about knots and ties..."

>>30150879
Duh, of course it was meant as a reply to >>30150790

>>30149037
>no hoofs

>>30150879
Kek.

>>30150879
I kekked

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>>30149390

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>>30150850
GET BACK FOUL TEMPTRESS.
I AM LOYAL.

>>30152288
that was the one I was looking for to post here >>30149288
I really need to sort my pics out
having over 60GB of pony alone is gonna take me weeks to do

>>30150850
who doesn't like chocolate topped with whipped creme?

>>30152307
It's too late, she is already inside you

>>30150850
Can I bite the pillow while she does it?

>>30150764
is already legal
also go back to MLPG

>>30149409
>>30149037
I mean, yes, but I'd rather be the one wrapped up for her.

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>>30149037

>...yes