Princess Applejack

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Here is full archive of the stories in condensed, easy-to-read form with all chatter in-between removed.
Check out the pastebin here:
http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejack

Curious what happened last time?
Check out the previous thread here:>>30098131

You are completely new and have no idea what is going on? There is a wikia with an overview of all characters, a complete timeline, previous thread recaps and explanation of the various concepts used in these stories!
Check out the wiki here:http://princess-aj.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Applejack_Wiki

Confused about when a character first showed up or who they are? Want to know when an arc started? Check out character notes and details here :
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PsMAwLcIdC3IYxezAV9Ko4neEguNvc3eQqQqiTCxdDs/edit#gid=2119378650
Check out the 'Princess Applejack: Re-Cut Edition' here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15cv3kqExr_vOM0JkUh4dqnvVKxJ5Z-P1KHwE8Z7aG0k/edit?usp=sharing

Are you interested in the dark side of these threads?
Check out our collection of NSFW stories here:
http://pastebin.com/u/NSFT_NotSafeForTwo_

And above all else, enjoy your stay at /paj/!

FIRST FOR CHRYSALIS

She's still the best character!

>>30146957
She doesn't even do anything anymore!

>>30146957
HAH!

Alright, Lavan is back on track, Sombra is progressing, DT is being healed, I think we have everyone going, right?

OOCO
>AJ
"Celestia"
~~~~~~

>Tia? Gotta question.

"Is it the?"

>The what?

"The answer to that is the question."

>What?

"Sorry, you only get one today! Fresh out!"

>Ah' really gotta get an answer to this one.

"Crap, that's the 'this is important' look. Alright, fine, just tell me and get it over with.'

>Are ponies the only smart race?

"APPLEJACK! How racist of you!"

>Just tell me. Celly, tell me that the others are smart, put me in mah' place, tell me Ah'm wrong and they aren't just waiting for us to come around and fix them, tell me that at least they can figure out basic stuff without our help. Something! Call me a racist! Just prove it!

"Uh."

>Anything!

"Wellllll."

>CELESTIA!

"I'm so sorry."

>NONE OF THEM FUNCTION!

"Yeah, it's actually kind of scary how few actually know the basic concept of friendship, right? You'd think that would just be a survival tactic."

>IT'S ALL YER' FAULT!

"How?"

>I don't know, just please.

"Fine, it's all my fault. Feel better?"

>No.

"Welcome to being a princess."

>It hurts.

"You already won, no need to run up the score."

>>30146957
Woot Woot!

>>30147027
I was really hoping that the newest episode would subvert this, or at least show they really could do it without Pinkie and Pinkie learns you don't always need the special heroes to save the day.

Whoops.

>>30146997
Lets hope the AUJ fight happens soon. Doubt it's going to be today, but I know he's working on it.

I was going to call bullshit on the header, but on reflection this is the most appropriate image we could've possibly picked.

>tfw no anon x princess applejack

>Jetset
“???”
___

“I’ll… Mr. Jetset? When you said you needed my help, I, um… didn’t know you meant… this….”

>Why? Is this weird? Am I… am I being weird? I’m trying not to be, I just… you can handle it, I think.

“Ya think? How d’ya figure, exactly?”

>Maybe give it a few licks? …okay, a lot of licks, this is going to need a lot of licks–and use both hooves, it’s pretty big.

“Big and cold….”

>Keep licking, it’ll warm up pretty soon.

“L-like this…?”

>Yeah, just like that… does it… does it taste good?

“Mmmmmhm… Really good!”

>Ah, that’s a relief, I wasn’t sure if I… well, so long as you enjoy it.

“Oooh, there’s some dribbling down the side… lemme just.…”

*slrrrrrrp*

>…Wow.

“Got it!”

>You, uh… you certainly did….

“Aren’t you gonna get some?”

>Hm? Oh, no, I was never fond of ice cream, you enjoy it, Arana. This is your treat for keeping my second Queen company.

“Okay!”

*sssschlrrrrp!*

>…I am increasingly regretting this choice of treat…

“Sooooo gooooood….”

>I’d say there was a special place in Tartarus for my soul if I didn't know for a fact that she was older me than by a country mile.

>>30147108
One of this threads most notable achievements.

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Pinkie Preview Prophecy

>Applejack needs to finally get back!
>Twilight looks good in black.
>They call her Cuban Pink and when she plays the maracas she goes chick chicky boom, chick chicky boom!
>Dashie and Rarity have a lively bunch of coconuts.
>Fluttershy's tiger still eats her cereal.
>Dr Whooves looks bigger inside!
>The crusaders find themselves in a jam and it tastes like raspberry.
>bowtie fanservice!

>>30147130

I'm kinda disappointed that the LNPP /pa/ Outro has gone from a fun and upbeat anime-style review of what happened and a little teaser of what might come next thread, into someone having to forcibly recap for LNPPAn without any narratove and some "Here do THIS" forced story prompts from him.

You can fo better than that, man.

>>30147132
>You can fo better than that, man.

Yeah sorry, I'm not good at the one line recaps.

>>30147108
It's a good feeling right!?

>>30147114
Somewhere, Blueblood is seething

>>30147123
>Almost 200 threads
>Remains a bastion in a sea of green people

Feels.
Good.

>>30147130
>Applejack needs to finally get back!

TO the past?

>>30147132
>"Here do THIS" forced story prompts from him.
It's just hard to keep coming up with stuff after a hundred threads. My creative well is a little tapped dry. Plus ever since one anon spoke up about me trying too much to influence the story, I've backed off trying to do any references to the main story. That's why there's no real teaser as to what comes next anymore, so they've been all completely out of nowhere prompts instead and meant more to be standalone jokes.

I'm not proud of these ones this time around, but it was the best references I could think of related to Samurai Jack...if only I could have thought of one for Winona at the last second. There were dogs in that final episode.

OOCO
>AJ
"SA"
~~~~

>AH'VE GOTTA GET BACK!

"Applejack."

>NOW! Something serious is happening!

"AJ please."

>No really, Ah'm too late! Gotta just hop on mah' way here and-

"Applejack!"

>Shining, Ah' gotta get back!

"No!"

>Back while Ah' last!

"NO!"

>Ah'm Applejack-

"Applejack you promised!"

>Ya' didn't say this was gonna be a dang artshow!

"Yes I did!"

>Ah' thought you meant the other kind of art!

"Applejack I promised Spearhead and you said okay."

>It's silly!

"Mare of your word."

>Grrrr... FINE! But Ah'm still hitting him for making that picture of us!

"It's symbolic of the Empire and Canterlot working together."

>It's a dang weird work is what it is! Why are our faces blending together?

"..."

>...Shiny hold mah' drink.

"Don't kill my friend."

>No promises.

>>30147513
Eh, don't be hard on yourself. Just need to have a little more fun with it.

>Chrysalis
"Actarius"
'JJ'
~~~

>Oh dear sweet hivemind no.

"Is something wrong, majesty?"

'Bad time? If this is a bad time we can go.'

>Not together. Please not together.

"Huh? But me and JJ are always together in some way."

'We've got this connection that's super tight.'

"You'd swear we got glued together at some point."

'We're talking sticking in the most shocking of places.'

"We're pretty inseparable. Well, I mean, we separate for a bit, then crash right back together."

>Stop.

'Just WHAM! Back together we go!'

"Over and over!"

>Stooooop.

'We don't really stop.'

"I mean we do, but then we just go again."

'That's why we're great connectors.'

"Pieces just fit."

>STTTTTOOOOOOOPPPPP!

FWOOSH!

"..."

'...She keeps doing that.'

"I noticed."

'It's weird. That's weird that she does that, right?'

"Super weird!'

'I wish she was normal like us.'

"We're straight shooters."

>BULLSHIT!

>>30147764
There's no matching the ambigously gay duo! Your weakass innuendo with Shiny cannot compare!

>>30147764
>This is how Shiny feels buggy! This is how he feels!

>>30147264
I don't venture out much into the waters of /mlp/ except on new episode day, is there any other thread like this? Fiction but no anon?

Hey, is the person who runs the nsf2 pastebin still around? My lewd still didn't get added in.

>>30147513
While I don't think putting stuff in the prophesies to kind of nudge the storyline is a good thing, you going crazy on occasion was fun. It's always fun when it's up in the air.

>>30148322
Not him so I can't, but which ones?

>>30148342
The dragon dildo one

>>30148179
HAH

Night thread!

>>30148179
No. Every other general that features fiction/greentext posting is saturated with Anon stories because people who try to write non-Anon centric stories are typically told to write their story on fimfic instead. The closest you'll get to /pa/ in terms of no Anon and user guided story are CYOAs and they're still pretty damn far from what /pa/ does.

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>DT
"Pinkie"
~~~~
DT finds herself in pitch darkness.
>Where...where am I?
"Eh, I'm willing to give up the greentext for this."

A spotlight beams down on DT.
"Welcome to a unique episode of late night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that usually this type of stuff is non-canon, but the stars have aligned just right so that surprise! We're Canon!

>Pinkie? What's going on?

Pinkie pulls out a little Cadence puppet.
"I'm the pretty one <3"

>Well, I'm the grumpy one if I don't...wait minute.

Pinkie smiles.
"And I'm the crazy one! Now for our main guest...Diamond Tiara."

>Gah!
A chair pops under DT and a desk pops next to her. Pinkie takes a seat.
>Pinkie, what the hay is going on and what are-

"Wrong! Sorrys! You won't get much of a real answer from me. Instead of asking the what and the where, ask...Why?"

>...okay. Why?

"...you know, Luna once told me that there are those in the dreamworld that are stuck in a coma, so she helps makes their world as comfortable and exciting as can be...before they fade away."

>...so what? Are you supposed to-

"Nopenopenope! I'm doing the interview right now, so I'm going to ask YOU...why?"

DT thinks for a moment.
>...Why am I here?

"Heehee...exactly."

>>30148322
I am! Link me to it again?

>>30147108
Well, waaay back in the forgotten times, someone did actually an NC where anon used like a portal or something to get to equestria in front of Celestia and Applejack I think.

They immediately reacted to seeing the freak abomination from another world by killing it with extreme prejudice.

Good times.

>>30150031
Bucked him back through and tossed a grenade in after him for good measure. Funny as shit.

>???
“???”
____

The sun was up, just as glorious and fur-roasting as ever, but that in no way meant that everyone was ready to get up with it, especially when the night before had been one of the most hellish in recent memory. There was a stallion on the desk against the wall over there, passed out on his back with his mouth open in a chorus of snores; across from him and slumped in a chair was another stallion, this one looking like his spine had turned to rubber by his broken posture; and finally, laid out over one of the open drawers of the filing cabinet, and completely dead to the world, was a changeling, his wings giving a little ‘bzz’ with every deep exhale.

>Well, now, ain’t that just precious….

The sarcasm was alive and well in the mare’s tone as she stepped into the room with a yawn that nearly dislocated her jaw. She couldn’t deny her own fatigue but somebody had to be the one to heed the calling of a new day.

Looped onto her tail were four mugs, which she laid out in a row in front of their graciously bestowed coffee machine. It wasn’t anything new, or particularly fast, but it was better than nothing and she nudged the top off with her nose.

>Lessee, lessee... which exotic flavors do we have today?

Rustling her messy mane,, she glanced keenly between the only two options available, plain or plain decaf.

>Hmmm, I simply cannot decide.

At the end of her intense debate, she settled on plain, figuring the caffeine was a must right now.

In no time at all, the coffee was dripping, the mugs were filling, and her nose prickled at the sweet, sweet aroma of ‘fresh day’ parading the air. She inhaled as if receiving a second lease on life, her unkempt chest fluff extending in tune.

>Marvelous.

1/2

>>30150181

Just as the mental timer she had going began to reach zero, the three around her began to stir like zombies from the grave. None of them outright made a move to get up, as that would require effort, but the one on the table lifted a sticky note with the number ‘4’ on it, followed by a ‘3’ from the one in the chair, and lastly, a ‘9’ from the changeling.

Even her giggle sounded tired, but she understood and fished out the little baggies of sugar and cream.

>I swear, you make perfect coffee one time and they expect it everyday like clockwork….

By the time all four beverages had been prepared, she was just putting up the coffee when she felt something warm and wet against the back of her neck, a pair of lips.

“Mmmrgn, shews….”

>And a good ‘mmrrrgn’ to you, too, pervert.

“Gnnmgh…?”

>Mmmhm, third cup there, extra creamer.

“…vnllllmh.”

The vibrations against her neck were not only decipherable but quite enjoyable, and she casually tilted her head to the side, offering up more just in case he felt like going any further before the other two arose.

>I know you do, perv. I can tell by how fast your heart’s beating against me.

“…Hmmmg–GNF!”

The tip of her bushy tail had found its way up his left nostril causing him to snort.

>Here, entertain yourself with this. It’s not my hooves but feel free to work out all the kinks and–

Her head suddenly rolled back, a shuddering exhale replacing the rest of her words when her number one assistant set to work 'entertaining' himself. There was no stopping that animalistic smirk of hers even as she reached for her mug.

>What a way to start the day….

2/2

>>30150182
NO

I WAS SO HAPPY WITH HER GONE

I DON'T WANT HER HERE AGAIN

BEGONE, THOT!

BEGONE!!!!!

>>30150294
Wow, I feel the same way about the staggering deficit of Chrysalis at present.

I'm kidding, and I hope you are, but it has been nice seeing others get some much-needed spotlight.

>>30150182
She's back holy crap she's back

Thought she was gone for good this time! Thank goodness to see her return.

NC
>FS
“???”
‘???’
~~~

>And welcome everyone to another episode of Fantastically Fixing Friendships, Featuring Fluttershy. It’s during this time that content doesn’t matter, but noticing does. Please welcome Marble Pie and Limestone Pie.

“I feel very uncomfortable here.”

‘Did you make my sister uncomfortable!?’

>You need to be less soft and you need to be less hard. Good? We’re good here.

“W-what?’

>What’s more important is where is Pinkie?

‘What!?’

>Pinkie. Is she doing something? I thought she’d bring me if she was.

“What does that have to do with anything?”

>It’s important for your friendship.

‘How!?’

>Who’s the one with the couch? You? You can’t just get these things off of any street corner.

“You can’t?”

>Not without asking very politely, and that’s what I’m doing. Where’s Pinkie?

‘We don’t sodding know!’

>Oh dear, you mean your sister didn’t tell you?

“Tell us what?”

>Oh my.

‘Tell us what!?’

>It’s not my place to tell, I’m just so shocked she didn’t mention it to her own sisters. Me, I understood, but you? How dreadful.

“O-oh no, what did she do?”

‘Why wouldn’t she tell us!?’

“Did we do something wrong?’

‘I’LL GET HER FOR THIS!’

“Limestone, wait!’

*They run off*

>…So I’m not the only one who noticed the similarities, right? Come on, I couldn’t have missed it. That mare is a dead ringer! No? Come on, Limestone looks exactly like Bonbon! It’s all in the face! Hm? Oh, yes, I’m going to follow them and find out why I got ignored, but they need a head start to make it look natural… andthentheygettopunishPinkieandmaybe-whoop! Time to go! As always, stay kind!

>>30150182
>There was no stopping that animalistic smirk of hers even as she reached for her mug.

Oh hail AUJ, Liberator of Coffee, Man Stealing, Power Grabbing, Conqueror of Worlds.

>>30150421
FLUTTERS NO

INCEST BAD

>>30149352
Canon LNPP?
>>30150182
Screwloose update at last?
>>30150421
AND FFF?

Hell of a morning.

>>30149352
And at last, LNPP breaks into the real world.

We're doomed.

OOCO
>AJ
“42”
~~~

>What in tarnation?

“This isn’t what it looks like.”

>Oh, phew.

“…”

>…

“…”

>…so, uh… iffin’ it ain’t you sneaking into Shiny’s old castle bedroom and snuggling his old armor, what is it?

“Something else.”

>…

“…this armor has not been washed.”

FWOOSH!
CLANK!

>…..

sniff.

>Huh… Celly! Ah’ gotta question about armor maintenance!

>Guard
“Guard 2”
~~~~

>THEY’VE WHAT!?

“WHAT!?”

>WHHAAAAT!?

“WWWWHHHHAAAAT!?”

>BAH!

>>30150657
You mean wincest good.

>Changeling
“Changelings”
~~~

>Alright, report.

“Pool table, DONE!”

“Karaoke machine, DONE!”

“Giant pit filled with little balls, DONE!”

“Kickass wall art? DONE!”

“Gnarly neon light? DONE!”

“Giant punching bag? DONE!”

“Fighting arena? DONE!”

“Juicer? DONE!”

“And you better love-sapping believe we got us some SLUSHIIESSSS!”

“OHHHHHH”!

“LING CAVE IS GO!”

>Yes but did any of you build the walls and ceiling for this ling cave?

“…shit, I knew we forgot something.”

“I wondered why my juicer became a slushie maker.”

>GAHHHHHHH!

>>30151738
... they're gonna all die.>>30151738

Sorry I haven't written anything substantial about DT yet, I've got a bullet point list of a sript, I was just busy writing... other things

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And finally, after a long wait, the first of the planned Chitania/Celestia Outfit swap pics is here!

>>30151977
Dat fucking smirk.

>>30151977
Look at her.

Look at that face.

You just know she pinched it and is going to get it all dirty.

>>30151977
NC
>Celestia
"Luna"
~~~

>Luna? Have you seen my chest piece or crown?

"Nay, sister!"

>Well, I know it was around here somewhere!

~~~ELSEWHERE!~~~~

~Hey Sunset, check this shit out!~

>>30151977
Wow, no neck thing on her looks fucking weird.>>30152004

>>30152019
~Isn't it neat? Sunset?... Sunset?~

(SO. MANY. CONFLICTING FEELINGS.)

>>30151977
>Those eyes

"Alright, me, just think... where were you last night, and what did you do?"

'Heyyy my little fireproof, explosion proof, indestructible sweetieeee.'

"Oh shit."

>>30151977
She actually wears it pretty well.

>>30151977
"So, uh, Chitania? Since you're a princess now, does that make Sunset the only Queen or a co-Princess?"

>>30152055
Why would Sunset be a queen?

>>30151977
She actually doesn't look that bad in it. The hair being as big and poofy as it is actually makes her fit in pretty well with the others.

Also, if you compare them side by side, Chitty's front legs are THICK compared to the others.

>>30151977
First!?
Eeee!

>>30152040
...huh.....

>>30152069
I'm referencing a story from a few threads back where Flash makes a remark about Chitania being a former Queen, since she has no kingdom to rule over, but she responds by pointing out she considers Team EVO to be the kingdom she's ruling. He wonders if that makes Sunset the co-Queen since she's also in charge and she has that unspoken "We're equals" agreement with Chitania.

>>30152097
It only seems that way because of the... idk what that would be called actually but that (gouge?) In her back leg. If you filled it in and take the prospective into account they're very nearly the same size, but I do agree that her front legs look stronk and thicc.

>>30152106
Dude... Chitania might actually be the only one reliant enough TO do it... And if she did, that would technically count as conquering the Sun.
Holy shit, their end games actually intersect...

>>30152140
Just another thing Rairty ruined!

>>30152035
~Hey, maybe I can teach you a lesson or two-~

SLAM

(ILL BE IN MY BUNK, NO CALLS!)

>SA
“Pinkie”
~~~~

>And just what do I see oh my oh me? Pinkie thinking? Now we’re all in trouble.

The pink pony shifted, careful not to fall off the edge of the city floating in the sky as it was. Not that it mattered, the way she rolled her head back to blow a raspberry towards the impish stallion showed she had little care for the laws of any sort, including physics.

“I have to think sometimes, what will the neighbors think if I don’t think? They’ll think I’m not a thinker, which makes me think of it, which-“

>Going to stop you right there before you go into an endless loop and I have to get the hose.

“Shiny, if you spray me with something without my permission, we’re going to have a problem. Now, if I give the okay, welllll.”

He chuckled as he took a seat next to her, slightly further away from the edge. The pink party pony may dangle her hooves without a care, but he didn’t quite have her confidence.

>So, what’s firing off in that thinker of yours, more party stuff?

“Nah, just… thinking.”

>Ohhhh?

She sighed, twiddling her hooves together as she looked out over the empty sky.

>Pinkie, you know you can talk to me.

“I know. You’ve been great, about all of this. I really shouldn’t have expected anyone to let me try again with this thing, it seems crazy to even try.”

>Hey, you kinda earned it.

She giggled, poking him on the nose hard enough to scrunch his face.

“You can’t keep using that as an excuse. At some point, saving your life only gets so far!”

>It’s a really sad day when that becomes true.

“But true it is! Ponies are going to start questioning why anyone would be dumb enough to start making an amusement park in a time like this, especially someone so important!”

>How much longer is left, you think?

Pink lips pursed before an even pinker tongue poked out the side.

“Think that well’s a little bit dry by now. Pretty much scraping gravel and calling it a milkshake.”

1/2

>>30152466

>That bad?

“I might’ve undersold it.”

>Well, in that case, have to figure something else out.

He leaned back, smiling as he looked out over the rolling clouds that were the endless blizzard his city could never escape.

>Maybe it’s just best to say that we really needed some smiles right now.

“Hummm.”

A brief moment of contemplation later, she shuffled next to him.

“Sounds pretty crazy.”

>Absolute insanity.

“Kooky!”

>Kunky!

“Bonkers in the buggalo!”

Neither laughed after that. They did smile, and lean harder into the other.

>I’m glad there’s someone out there who can still bring smiles.

“Can’t do it if someone doesn’t protect them.”

>Honestly, it’s the best I can do.

“You know what? I think it’s plenty. So long as something is there to remind them they can be safe and have fun, we did a good job.”

The words ended and clouds rolled by in peaceful, unbroken silence.

>How much longer do you think it can last?

A hoof slipped onto another and squeezed.

“As long as it needs to.”

That was all there was to be said.

>>30152471
That right there? That's some heartwarming stuff.

>>30152471
SO
DAMN
CUTE

>>30152528
It's only heartwarming until you realize that they're talking about their own mortality.

>>30152584
...well shit now it's kinda heartbreaking as well as heartwarming.

Just two ponies who realize everyone else is going to outlive them at some point and just want to have a party while it lasts. Neither want it to end, they just know it will.

Fuck.

OOCO
>SA
“AJ”
‘Celestia’
~~~

>Okay, now you’ve officially gone too far. There’s no room to move.

“It’s ta’ conserve water!”

‘I thought you meant shorter showers, not we all share a bath!’

“Mah bathroom, mah’ rules!”

‘It’s my bathroom.’

“Mah bathroom, mah rules.”

‘…Did I just get annexed?’

>It could be worse. At least she took you with her.

“Iffin’ Ah’ ever take the place, Ah’m makin you two mah’ personal paperwork slaves. Ah’ will be a terrible tyrant of legislation.”

>Oh dear faust it’s as terrible as I thought!

‘Truly Tartarus would be better!’

“Just shut up and clean yer’selves.”

>Hey, I just thought of something.

“Don’t hurt yer’self now.”

‘No water I splash will put out that BURN.’

>Ha, but seriously, if we’re just trying to save on water bills, why don’t we just use our magic and go around the pump entirely? We could heat it, drizzle it out, I can even clean it with a not-racism bubble. Why are we doing this the hard way?

“That there is a very good question.”

‘…’

>…

“…yep.”

‘Annnnd?’

“And nah.”

>Why not?

“Because then we look like idiots. Which do you prefer?”

>…Pass the loofa.

‘I will if you splash out some of my shampoo.’

“Ahhh, vanity… it’s gonna kill us all someday.”

>>30152891
>Elsewhere, the guards are just plain fucking confused.

Hey everyone, KKA here. I have bad news.

I know, I'm sorry, I can't go into any real detail but pretty much ten minutes after I posted that line saying I was going to get it done the event that happened on friday-staurday came back with a vengeance, and I pretty much haven't even been near my computer since. It's been trying and very exhausting, and I'm sorry, I wanted this done yesterday and I should have been further along than I am, I just genuinely did not expect this happening this week and it's kind of hit me all at once.

I promise, I ~*PROMISE*~ I will get it done tomorrow, in full. Even if I have to post it at 11:59 at night my time, I'm getting it done and completely. Now before you say anything about "Don't burn out" or anything like that, I understand and i appreciate that you guys care about that, but trust me, I need this. I need to get on my keyboard and just relax writing, this stuff really takes off the edge.

Sorry again, I have no more time today, but I WILL GET IT DOWN TOMORROW. Then hopefully the part after will come much easier, and we'll be done before this thread ends.

>>30153094
Did you write an ironic contract in order to be that good at writing? You are seriously cursed man

>>30153094
>>30153124
One of these days we are going to find out he's actually been avoiding Liam Neeson this whole time and he's only just barely managed to get to his computer half these days

>>30153094
No worries, KKA, we know you try waaayyyy harder than you need to most days, and we know that you don't miss unless you can't make it. You've earned enough street cred that we're going to ignore your fight against the crocodile that came out of your toilet taking up so long.

Don't pretend, we know that's what it was.

We could have told you that flushing it down on the weekend would only force it through the sink, but noooo had to be all vague about it!

Hopefully you finished if off this time.

>Spike
"Spike"
~~~

>Yep, this isn't getting anymore sane.

The dragon up above him smirked before taking a delicate sip of his drink.

"Is it supposed to?"

>Getting more sane as you understand it more is generally the progression, yeah.

"Well, then what are you doing wrong?"

The drake actually thought about that, tapping a claw to his chin until it hurt.

Or rather until it didn't hurt.

>Ah. I see. Dreams aren't supposed to make as much sense.

"Aren't they?"

>...you're a real dick, you know that?

"Am I?"

The little teacup plinking off the side of his head was the answer.

"That wasn't very nice."

>Why is bigger me such an asshole!?

"Am I? Or are you?"

A claw shot up.

Then it slowly came down.

>...okay fair point. Why am I here?

"You don't have to be."

>I can leave?

"Anytime! How would I even keep you here? That's just silly."

>...well, you could just reach out and grab me or something. You're huge, you could stop me if you really wanted. Pick me up or something, what am I going to do?

"Shoot me in the mouth?"

>Well yeah, but I don't have a...

The 'claw' tapping his chin felt much colder than it should have.

>Oh.

The dragon above him frowned.

"That looks dangerous, are you threatening me? I'll have to do something if you are. I'm pretty big, I could probably just swat you if I was fast enough, but if you're faster than me then I'll just die. Do we have to do this? You can always leave if you want."

A deeply unsettling feeling came into the small chest, and would not leave.

>Ohhh... I see.

He finally tore his eyes away, and there she was.

Charity, just as shiny as she ever was.

>...this is going to be fun.

>>30153339
... okay, lets see where it goes.

>>30151974
I feel like this got lost in Chitty Art, but wow today is a bad day!

>>30153382
I'll try and write up the first section tomorrow, the de-armouring

>>30153389
Sounds good.

Today is a day for fun, and tomorrow Chitty or AUJ gets murdered by angry hatesex.

>>30153389
Dundundun!

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>>30153389
I await this deflowering you speak of with bated breath.

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>>30153339
Unsettling is right.

>>30153400
Hatesex is for Celly only!

>>30153512

OH

>Rarity
"Dash"
~~~~

>Alright, are we ready in case that roar was a sea monster?

"No. Not at all. Not remotely!"

>Well, I'm prepared.

"How."

>I have my magic, darling! Or I can fly away! Or I can... run... like an earth pony? Is their thing running?

"...Hate."

>No, I understand that was so very racist.

"Not about that!"

>It really should be.

"What am I supposed to do then?"

>...fly?

"And that will do?"

>...Fly really hard?

"Rarity."

>Oh, alright, I'll get you a weapon.

~~~

>Ta'daaaa~!

"Now you're just messing with me."

>No! It's true! Coconuts are very deadly!

"Hate."

>Seriously! They kill ponies!

"Haaaate."

>Those spears are dangerous!

"Ha-wait what?"

>What?... wait....

"..."

>...Huh. Dash, do coconuts normally have faces?

"FUUUUUUUUUU-"

>>30153988
Fucking Moana.

>>30153339
So DT is having wacky adventures and Spike is having an existential dilemma.

>>30154104
Those things were fucking adorable right?

>>30154307
>I got gypped.

"You do know where that expression comes from, yeah?"

>...

"You deserve it you racist.

>>30151977
So this means we're going to see Celly in battle mode?

Hell yeah.

>>30152328
I actually could see her being conflicted, her mommy issues are crazy.>>30152328

>>30154837
>Oh my! I feel... powerful.

"Aw hell."

>I feel mighty!

"Ohhhh no."

>I feel like... ALL THE CAKES OF THE WORLD SHALL BE MINE!

"We really ran that joke into the ground."

>AHHHAHAHAH!

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Aaaaaand... Begin the heart burst symphony.

>>30155401
HNNNNGGHHHHH!

>>30155401
BEST
DAD

>>30155401
Is this really the first time you've drawn them together?

Better late than never!

>>30155401
>Those little tears

Oh god Schmoe why you gotta do this to me I'm not ready for this.

>>30155401
Damn, Shiny actually looks super mature here. You got the fatherly look nailed down pat.

>>30155401
WHYYYYYYYY

>>30155401
>Someday, you're going to be an amazing princess.

"And someday, yer' gonna be the best dad ever again."

>Again?

"Countin' 'em everyday takes a while."

>>30155401
KKA DONT LOOK OR WE'LL NEVER SEE THE ENDING

>>30155472
Something always, ALWAYS, happened to whatever pic I did of them traditionally. Just be glad the curse was broken digitally!

>>30155486
You're lucky I chose to do this instead of having her wibble at us all.

>>30155491
I thought so!

>>30155493
REASONS!

>>30155511
Awwww...

>>30155401
Yep.

Yeeepppp.

Heartkiller.

Heart killer right here.

No reason, it's not sad, it's the opposite of sad, it just feels something right in there.

That's our little 2, /pa/. That's our 2z

>>30155537
Why you gotta make me feel more the pic was already driving me nuts.

>>30155522
>Something always, ALWAYS, happened to whatever pic I did of them traditionally. Just be glad the curse was broken digitally!
I am, trust me I am! I'm just shocked looking back on it.

>>30155522
>You're lucky I chose to do this instead of having her wibble at us all.

You know, this probably hit me more than that, because wibble implies she's trying to be cute or it's an intentional emotion. This here? This isn't. This is much more raw. It's just a little girl smiling up at the daddy she admires more than anyone in the whole wide world, the best person to ever come into her life who she genuinely loves more than anything.

This is more powerful than any wibble, and it hits right where it need sot.

>>30155401
Beautiful

>>30155522
>REASONS
Well, whatever they are, they are good ones. This>>30155401 is what I have been hoping to see for years.

>>30155401
INTO THE WIKI IT GOES!

AND INTO MY HEART Too!

>>30155401
Into my heart it goes!

Morning thread!

>>30155401
Dawwwwww

>>30155401
So. Very. Cute.

Well, I put the Space Pone together, tell me what you think.

http://i.imgur.com/mTYpXNI.png

>>30157467
Looks very cool, SUPER get a mass effect vibe now.

>>30157467
You know, I was originally going to say master chief, but weridly enough it actually reminds me more of a Power Ranger

>>30157467
Did you decide against the pauldron

>>30157591
They're there, I said they were itty bitty, they just don't have anything on them.

>>30157467
The chest piece does a good job of hiding the intersections in it's middle, but I'm wondering what it will look like in quadruped mode.

>>30157614
I'll get to it in a bit, I'm not sure if I'll have enough time to get too into it before I have to leave, but I'm sure I'll make some headway.

I ahve returned and it is time to write about skin conditions I probably don't really know enough about

>>30157655
Begin already!

But don't be afraid of google, they don't care.

The last sliver of metal eased from flesh hovered in the air above Twilight’s muzzle, her eyes staring for any trace of blood or bodily matter on its deceptively simple length. A small pin, packed with electro-voltic sensors and gauges, meant to read the minute changes of nervous impulses and muscle strains in the subdermal layer of the hoof. There were nearly a hundred of the tiny things wedged in Diamond Tiara’s hooves.

Taking a steady breath, Twilight dropped the last pin onto the haphazard pile in the side of the room and looked over the filly held in the magical-stasis cot. The plates of armour that made up the bulk of her obstacles didn’t have; mercifully, any strong bindings to the body. Her head lowered as she took the plunge and her magic slid along the belly/chestplate, secure in the knowledge that any connections had been carefully severed before, she pulled in careful sequence. With creaks and pops, the armour came off the shoulders of the Filly, exposing the pink fur of her sides and belly.

“…Of course…”

It didn’t look good; it was plain to see that. The fillies pink fur was matted down and clumped in places, no doubt run through with pressed in sweat. The natural lustre it had was gone beneath a residue of metal grey that clung to the skin, and looking back and forth from the filly to the armour, bare skin itself was visible, clumps of pink, wilting fur stuck sporadically to the armours inner plate. The skin she did see was raised, pale, like the skin around a cut that had bandaged and the plaster removed after a single day.

1/?

>>30158024
Twilight held back some minor revulsion as she noticed… marks, on her skin. Creases where the armour bent in, bruises and other traumas where it indented, lacerations hastily sealed with magic infusion. Small diodes, sensors, medical in design but militarized in their application, she could only guess what they were meant to monitor or augment, but she could only see how some stuck wetly to the filly, whiles others broke away with the armour, leaving a reddish mark on the skin beneath her ruined fur.

The alicorn breathed shakily through her nose, steadily sealing away her disgust to some corner of her mind as she absentmindedly dropped the armour plate somewhere on the ground. She looked and saw a Filly, desperately injured, and with some horrid device planting itself into her body. Again, her attention came to the spine, the centre piece of the armour, festooned with all manner of circuitry and machinery.

“…Lifted Occulobe”

Twilight’s eyes went white, an eerie, glowing white, stone faced, hooves locked still. The horn on her head lighting up the room with bright lilac flame. Between the cracks in the armour along Diamond Tiara’s back, light poured out.

Her eyes opened, and stared at an alien world, an oval of magic hovered between fur and metal, connected by massive plastic and metal beams that curled, twisted and grounded from top to bottom, all of it, surrounded by the light purple twinkle the cot enchanted around the fillies form. From this lilac oval, two purples eyes stared out and blinked, scanning up and down, seeing horrifically up close how the machine melded itself onto the broken fillies body.

2/?

>>30158028
Synthetic nerves and pseudo muscle coursed from a long, seemingly endless metal beam above her, spreading and driving down into the pink forest below. Supplanting itself into the flesh, driving aside hairs of fur in their thousands, she could see every minute, tiny connection the machine made to her, and she could see how deeply it was embedded in her, tapping into spinal nerves and mimicking the muscles of her back almost 1:1.

Twilight dared not waste any more time letting this… thing hold onto Diamond Tiara. Her eyes wide as slivers of magic clung onto the branches and connections of the armour to the body. They rode up and down the nearest ones to her disassociated eyes, finding somewhere to give, finding some weakness. She began to feel the chinks in the machines armour, she didn’t know if they were fail safes or something else, but she made sure, so sure, that she would be safely…

Cutting away at each one, magic burned and brightened as minute lengths of metal, plastic and Celestia knew what else was incised or simply subtracted away. Connections were lifted slowly away from the flesh, baring herself to see each close up exit wound, she knew they would heal, in truth, these were minute wounds that no pony ever noticed, but it felt… wrong, all the same.

Slowly, the disembodied sight of Twilight advanced down the length of the filly, slowly, methodically cutting away and releasing all manner of precision designed and built machine-mare-interfaces. She focused on the sheer mechanics of every cut, every pull, every move she made, her mind racing as it quickly pummelled sight after horrific sight into a well avoided corner of her conscious, she couldn’t dwell on what she up close of Diamond Tiara’s back. She had work to do.

>>30158038
Time passed, the lilac window slowly spinning around. Eyes; red and raw, scanned furitively for any remaining connections, all she were the multitude of mechanical… things, curling away into the dull metal sky, away from the subdued pink below.

“It’s gone…It’s finally…”

With a gentle puff, the lilac shuddered out of existence, and Twilight opened her eyes once more. Suddenly, she heaved as a horrendous cold sweat descended onto her- No, it didn’t just suddenly emerge, it had been there the entire time she was excising the armour…

Her chest shook, her breath ragged and spluttering lightly. She had no idea how long it had been, how slowly she had taken her procedure… but…

She looked up, her magic encasing the filly and-

“Oh thank Celestia”

Unchanged, unhurt, not a single piece of metal or wire pierced itself into Diamond Tiara. And she hadn’t crippled her through her own procedure. Sweat dripped down her brow, making her blink as it slid off her chin, and she still smiled. She was making progress, she didn’t know if it had taken her days at most, but it was enough so far.

With finality, Twilight’s horn lit up once more and with a series of lifts, pulls, tugs and pushes. Diamond Tiara came completely free of the armoured suit. Twilight felt her already scant interest in the creation drop off a cliff as she looked at the Filly herself, the amalgamation of plates and motors crashing uncouthly into some dusty corner of the lab.

4/5

>>30158044
Diamond Tiara looked awful, all across her, she could see mark upon mark that the armour; and her … battles, all across her. Her fur ruined and pallid, her skin motley, wet and lumpen. Cuts, bruises, creases, pinches, the sign of something distended that should not be… the unerring rises in her back of something horribly wrong.

Twilight felt disgust, she felt disgust at how a small child could be thrusted into this, how anypony could stand to allow this to happen, how it warped and almost irrecoverably broke her, subjecting a pony things it should never have been done to. Twilight felt disgusted at all of it.

And at herself.

…Now the armour was gone, it was time to see to the internals.

5/5

Right, I've realised I've bit off more than I can chrew, but it's not a disaster.

I was planning on writing this story ^ as well as working on DT's coma-fuck where Luna'd show up and we'd have Interaction and Development and all that jazz while Twilight's karate chopping her spine back into shape.

Buuut, between this and the Raridash side plot where at any given moment KKA could blow up the entire island and I'd have to make them react accordingly dramaticaly... And with Luna MIA waaaay longer than I was hoping for...

I'm a bit pushed for time.

BUT

I am most certain that there are people willing to do all manner of DT-in-a-coma stories, be they silly or serious. So I do not feel terrible for eschewing that part right now.

Plus I really dislike DT's character direction and status in this thread, so thank fuck we're not having major characterisation done by me, eh?

>>30158052
Damn this is tense, love me some medical drama.
>>30158074
Sounds alright!

>>30158028
>Lifted Occulobe”

Now see this I like, practical but still fantastical magic, making a really big eyeball is damn clever.

Liking it so far.

>>30158074
>DT
“Pinkie”
~???~
~~~

“DT? I have questions.”

>What?

“It’s just I want to make sure you’re getting out enough and spending time with others.”

>What makes you think I’m not?

“…”

~Another mocha, my lady?~

>Thank you!

“…”

>What?!

“Why… why does he sound like a dude version of you?”

>You’re imagining things. TBDLRIATU! More mocha!

~Of course. Shall I use the rocketpacks?~

>You’re faust damned right you will. You rocket off like that. Show me a biiiiig explosion. I want to feel it wash over my face.

~Here it comes.~

SHOOOM!

>Ahhhh, you feel that? That’s the real stuff, Pinkie.

“…”

>What!?

“This is going be harder to untangle than hearths warming lights.”

>>30158211
This ain't the Fizzle and Flash induced nightmares I was imagining would happen...

>>30158211
“I just want to know why he has…”

>Has a what!?

“You know… down there?”

>What, his grip? I need that to stabilize him when I shoot my missiles.

“Oh. Okay, sure.”

>…also, you know, it feels really good to hold-

“Wow I do not get paid enough for this.”

>>30158238
So then why arent you making it happen?

>>30158399
Cannot into DT character

OOCO
>SA
“Celly”
‘Chrysalis’
~~~~

>When did this become my life…

“SHINY! She’s threatening your princesses honor! Defend it!”

‘SHINY! Defend me and I’ll actually reward you instead of just petting you on the head like a lost puppy!’

“I can do that too!”

‘Not without burning the castle down.’

“I have other special things to offer!”

‘Blowjobs only get you so far.’

“Oh, so naïve.”

‘…Alright now I want to know.’

“Up up up! Our little secret.”

‘Now I need to know!’

“SHINY! She’s trying to read my mind!”

‘SHINY! That’s exactly what I’m doing, help!’

“No help me!”

‘Help me!’

“’HELP ME!”’

>…and why don’t I want it to end.

‘”MINDBLAST!”’

>>30158597
You know you love it big guy

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>DT
"Pinkie"
'???'
[???]
~~~~
"Welcome to a unique episode of late night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that usually this type of stuff is non-canon, but I'm invading the story!
>You've already said that.

"I know, but a new night a new episode!"

>...

"Eh, it's okay. It doesn't have to make sense."

>So why am I here?

"It depends. Are you asking why you're on a show with me or are you asking why you chose to let Twilight help you instead of Pennydrop?"

>...why...why am I on a show with you?

"You're a confused filly who's looking for answers and needs help. I'm a fun loving pony who likes to see fillies like you smile, so I'm here to help you!"

>Great, so I'm confused and I'm being helped by the most confusing pony in existence.

"Yeah! Isn't it great?"

>...I'm going to walk away now.

"Okay dokie lokie, enjoy your walk!"

As DT walks on, the scenery changes to Ponyville.
>Hm, I guess I'll go home then.

'Let go you ugly toaster! Help, Ah'm being kidnapped! HEEEEELP!'
Applebloom is getting carried off by a handydog.
[Stop making so much noise pony!]

>Oh, it's Applebloom. This sure happens a lot. Byyyyyye! I'm sure he'll have fun with your flank!

'AH'M GONNA GET RAAAAAaaaped!!!'

>Hahaha haaaaaaa........ha...

'Ahhh!'

>...Tch.

She runs at the handydog with TBDRLIATU ready.

OOCO
>SA
“Chrysalis”
~~~

“KASLAMMA!”

>There are nicks. I see nicks in my wall now, and they’re never going away and it’s all your fault. You’re a nicker.

“Hey, be happy, I could be shattering the thing with my weight.”

>Is this a big butt joke leadin? Stop fishing, the line is bare.

“Nahhhh! Auntie Megasoma was HUUUUGE. Her fat ass could literally break this door down.”

>What was her special ability?

“Being fat.”

>…is… is that it?

“Well, I mean, yeah. She gorged herself on love, and for her it kind of ended up adding a layer of fat to her, instead of energy.”

>How?

“Well… actually, I haven’t figured that out. There must be some connection to fatty parts of us and love, right? We have fat in us and we’re not all muscle, so it has to go there somehow, right?”

>Is it possible she was shapeshifting herself to be super fat?

“Why would she do that?”

>…

“Come to think of it, she did always pick up a lot more guys than normal. Like, a lot more guys…”

>…

“…Oh no.”

>Just hitting you?

“My whole life, Shining. I was free of this realization for my whole life, and now it’s a part of me. I can’t unlearn it.”

>I’m sorry, but now you understand-

“Just kidding! CHANGELING POWERS HAH!”

ZOTZ!

“CONSLAMMA!... Oh, wait, shit. I’m already in here. What did I unlearn?”

>…I hate you.

“Yeah that sounds like something I didn’t want to know.”

OOCO
>Guard
"Lieutenant"
~~~~

The guard raises her hoof to the wooden door in front of her and gives it three swift knocks. A dainty, calm voice calls out,

"Come in."

The guard pauses, taking in a deep breath as she tries to settle her nerves.

"I promise I won't bite."

There's a hint of amusement in the voice, but though it aimed for levity, it only made the guard more nervous. Nevertheless, she opened the door and...

>Uh... Lieutenant?

"Whoops~."

Click!

With a sigh and a shake of her head, the guard opens the now unlocked door and steps into her Lieutenant's office. Directly in front of the guard, sitting behind a wooden desk, is a unicorn mare. Her ruby colored eyes flicker towards the guard for a moment, a small smile on her muzzle, before returning to eyeing some untranslated neighponese comic held aloft by her magic.

"You're looking quite anxious, Sergeant. Might I hazard a guess and say that it has something to do with Miles?"

>Yes... I... I was wondering if you saw him recently.

"Mmm... Not since morning."

>When he received his daily orders...

"Correct."

>Um... Well, would any of those orders happen to include being sent somewhere... far away? Like, around this time?

The Lieutenant pauses for a moment, her lips pursing, before shaking her head and flipping to another page of her comic.

"No. By this time, he would be back from his patrol of the southern mines and finishing his shift patrolling the shopping district..."

Her eyes go half-lid as her lips curl into a small smile.

"That would be the case in an ideal world. Alas, it seems Miles has deemed it appropriate to subjugate himself to another mare's authority; my orders forgotten."

She lets out a playfully wistful sigh.

"My jester has left me once again..."

The guard shuffles her hooves.

>Um...

"Dazey, is something the matter?"

>I... I tried to find Delight.
1/3

>>30159071
The Lieutenant looks to her subordinate, her red eyes wide and her smile gone in favor of a neutral expression.

"I see."

Eyes closing, the Lieutenant bows her head slightly and the aura of magic along her horn flickers brightly for a moment.

"Goodness! He must be quite far away..."

Her eyes open again, her gaze softening as she looks to her subordinate.

>I was afraid you would say that... I think Delight is with the Griffons.

"With the Griffons?"

>As in, on their airship... Flying to the Griffon Kingdom.

"...Oh."

And then the Lieutenant resumes reading her comic.

>...

"...Hmm~! Naughty boy..."

Anxiety gone, forced out by dumdfounded confusion, Staff Sergeant Mini Daze's jaw drops.

>... Lieutenant!

"Hmm?"

>I, uh... did you authorize this?

"Miles's little trip to Wherever Land? No."

She flips a page.

"But there's hardly anything I can do about it now, wouldn't you say?"

>I... Well, yes? But! I mean, this is serious! What... what if he turned traitor? Or- or! What if he was kidnapped!

The Lieutenant blinks.

"Miles? A... traitor?"

And lets out a roarous, dainty, laugh from behind one of her hooves, prompting the Sergeant's face to scrunch into a pout.

>Lieutenant! Don't just... laugh at me!

"Oh, Dazey. I'm not laughing at you. It's just that Miles turning traitor... Goodness! That will be a sight to see! But, I very much doubt that's the case here."

>Well, then that means...

"He's been kidnapped? I doubt that as well."

>Then, what? He decided to run away again? Like he always does when things don't go his way?

The Lieutenant frowns.

"Dazey, please."

With a sigh, the Sergeant paws at the floor.

>Sorry.

"Mmm."

With that, the Lieutenant sets her comic down and rises from her seat before making her way over to her subordinate.
2/3

>>30159074
"I doubt Miles ran away. Regardless, the fact that he's missing is cause for some concern."

She steps pass the Sergeant, her magic reaching out to gently pull her office door open.

>What are you planning to do?

They step out into the hallway, the Lieutenant making long, calm strides as her Sergeant trotted after.

"The best course of action, if the Griffons truly have something to do with Miles's disappearanace, would be to speak with the one Griffon who has chosen to remain here."

>...His highness, Zephyrious?

"Yes. Perhaps this is all a misunderstanding and Miles's fetish for trouble has led to him accidentally flying off to a land he has no business being in."

>...That does make sense.

"Certainly much more sense than the griffons kidnapping one of our own-"

As they round a corner, the Lieutenant's stride slows to a stop. Before them stands an aged guardscolt who, upon hearing their hoosteps, turns to face them.

'Lieutenant Vermillion.'

"Lieutenant Darling."

The Sergeant glances between the two of them, the atmosphere tense despite the neutrality in their voices.

'Where is Sergeant Delight?'

"Let's not drag this out, Lieutenant. Delight is not in Canterlot, and I doubt he is even in Equestria."

Darling's eyes narrow.

'I figured as much when I heard some of the boys squealing about the griffons kidnapping one of our guards.'

>Wait, what?! How did-

Vermillion glances at her, her voice low and calm.

"We can worry about that later."

'Vermillion. I've tolerated this nonsense long enough. It's bad enough that he started mouthing off to the royals, but he's gone AWOL and probably gotten himself taken hostage. I'm taking this issue to Captain Pommel.'

"Do as you wish. In the meantime, I've a matter to discuss with his highness Zephyrious before this matter spirals further out of hand."

'You're going to confront him?'

"No. I merely wish to speak with him."
3/3

>>30159083
~Elsewhere!~
~~~~~

(BLASTED VENDING MACHINE! Why won't you take my Griffon Gold!? Bits only!? RACIST! This machine is a racist machine!... I'm so alone.)

>>30159083
>Miles

It must be the slew of 2000s coming back to me but I Do Not Like This Name

>>30159083
>All these lieutenants

I'm gong to assume Pommel went on a mass forced-promotion spree after he got hired on because lord knows these guys weren't around when everyone was scrambling for a new captain.

>You're lietenant now.
"JUST SEND ME TO THE GULAGS INSTEAD!"
>You get a promotion.
"But at what cost!? WHAT COST YOU BASTARD!"
>Uh... about a point zero three increase to the sales tax for better law enforcement payrolls?
"YOU MONSTER!"

>>30159043
>Equestrians are a fan of BBW

I KNEW IT

>Rarity
“Dash”
~~~

>Alright, so that didn’t quite end like I thought it would-

“I was stabbed by a coconut.”

>We really need to examine that at some point. Maybe it’s radioactive materials? There could be a mystery here!

“I feel like I’m bleeding from the wrong places.”

>We need to figure this out! After Applejack is found, of course. Which needs to happen after the storm subsides. Then we’ll figure out why coconuts are alive. I mean, it’s not just some random occurrence we’re going to forget, this clearly has meaning!

“I now know I can crack a coconut with my bare hooves, and I don’t know if that’s murder.”

>We will find the answer!

“I want to go home.”

>Darling please, can we focus?

“Fine.”

>…

“…Can you pull this spear out?”

>I don’t want to get red on my coat.

“No yeah, I understand.”

>>30152471
>SA
“Cadence”
~~~

“Were you staring wistfully out at the sunset with another pony?”

>NO!

“Shinnyyyy.”

>I wasn’t!

“I smell wistfulness on you!”

>I wasn’t, I swear!

“…”

>It wasn’t sunset, just daytime-

“Oh, okay then. No sunset wistful feelings though.”

>None!

“Good.”

>… You think other couples argue about that?

“If not they’re doing something wrong.”

>>30159503
"“I now know I can crack a coconut with my bare hooves, and I don’t know if that’s murder.”"
Okay this joke got way creepier now.

>>30159503
>I don’t want to get red on my coat.
Subtle Sean of the Dead Reference?

>>30159795
>Dash goes on trial for murder of a coconut
>AUJ is the judge

"Tell Scootaloo I love her."

>DT
"TBDRLIATU"
~~~

>TBDRLIATU?

"Yes, m'lady?"

>Am I a jerk?

"No, of course not. You're perfect."

>Because I feel like a jerk right now.

"Only because your dreams can't handle perfection."

>I'm taking waayyyy too long to save Applebloom.

"She should just be happy you did it at all."

>Maybe Silver Spoon was right, am I too mean to them?

"Only as much as they deserve!"

>Maybe I should have invited them on the airship.

"That wouldn't be very mature."

>...yeah, I guess you're right.

"No, you're right."

>Right, right... so when does this road end?

"Past the giant ice cream cone, I think. Or maybe when we get to wafer instead of dark chocolate."

>Who designed this? It's going to melt in the sun.

"Fools, all of them."

Ok, here is the Space Pone in Biped and Quad mode!

I thought of a cool way to have the chest piece fit better. It adjusts to fit with each mode, the segmented plates in the front close up, while one sealed at the back spread out causing the arms holes on the sides to shift towards the center of the chest piece, and the back of the neck to open up and give it a more equine fitting to allow comfortable Quadrupedal motion. And it does it in reverse to allow a more stable biped stance and way of motion!

http://i.imgur.com/z4flzTM.png

>>30160374
The chest piece changes it's symbol too. Was that intentional?

>>30160374
Man the Bravestar reboot is way different than I though it would be.

>>30160374
I feel like you should have made the gloves retract or go flat, it has a gorilla vibe when you see the fingers, less pone

>>30160374
Not much I can add except agreeing that the curled fingers look a bit off, but all the same this has been a very interesting series of pictures.

>>30160404
I actually made the symbol the segmented segments! when it closes it just clamps shut making a solid surface!

>>30160405
>Bravestarr
>Not Galaxy Rangers
You sicken me... but you still have fine taste my /pa/l.

>>30160416
That's how its supposed to go though, I've said it before, they knuckle it in Quad-Mode. Its why there are plates on those particular finger segments.

See here, http://i.imgur.com/pieTHeR.png

>>30160459
I kind of got lazy at the end, I'll fix it another time.

>>30160483
>I actually made the symbol the segmented segments! when it closes it just clamps shut making a solid surface!

Huh, did not notice that. Neat.

>Not Galaxy Rangers

Wait a tick, the Galaxy Rangers horses went bipedal? When?

>>30160503
Indeed!

>>30160503
There was an episode, I can't seem to recall which but it did happen for like 10 seconds before going back to normal and then never again. It's been so long since I've seen it... I'm getting member berries.

>>30160526
>There was an episode, I can't seem to recall which but it did happen for like 10 seconds before going back to normal and then never again. It's been so long since I've seen it... I'm getting member berries.

I can't find it, curse you!

>>30160526
>>30160614

>Somewhere in the future Far away from here ,Trouble is waiting On the last frontier. Into these worlds of unknown danger they ride, They're the Galaxy Ponies, Heroes in the-

"..."

>O-Oh hey Shiny, ah guess you saw that... Ah dang that was real 'mbarressin... C-Can you forget you saw th-

"Marry me. Like right now."

>>30160719
~She says yes~

>>30160526
>>30160614
>>30160719
>There are actual people here that watched this show besides me.
Truely /pa/ is the greatest thread on /mlp/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hSMzrWZCAE

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>DT
"Pinkie"
'AB'
[Handydog]
{kids}
=TBDRLIATU=
~~~~
>Hey asshole!
The Handydog turns around.
>So you hate noise? Listen to this!
She fires a rocket which shrieks through the air.

[Gaah!]
He blocks the rocket with his hand.
[Stupid pony needs to stop before she drops!]
A flashbang rolls under him.
*BANG*
His vision goes white.
[AHHH EVERYTHING HURTS!]
DT rockets in and snatches Applebloom.

'What's happening! I can't see!'

>That'll pass eventually.

'DT? Holy smokes. You actually came?'

>Yeah...I did...okay bye.
Drops Applebloom.

'Ahhh!'
Falls into a pile of hay.

>As for you...

[I'm going to break you!]
DT flinches for a moment, but continues to fire a salvo of rockets. The handydog uses his hands to protect himself.

>Damn.

[Pummel you to bits!]
It jumps up to swat her, but TBDRLIATU flares up and pulls DT away.

>Ugh, I forgot how tough the armor was.

"Yell your attack! Trust me it helps!"

>...
She turns around and flies back towards him.
>GIGA DRILL BREEEAKER!
TBDRLIATU turns into a drill and pierces through the handydog.

[At...last.]
He explodes behind her.

"You did it!"

>It didn't happen this way though. I only helped her the first time because daddy depends on her farm. Not that it matters anymore since he branched into construction.

"Then why help her? What's the difference now?"

Other kids come out.
{Holy crap, DT. That was amazing!}

{Yeah you were like shwoop pow! Right through him!}

>Oh that move? That was nothing. I have cooler moves than that.

{You didn't even turn around to see the explosion.}

>Duh, badasses don't look at explosions.

{You're such a badass DT!}

>Oh please...
Hair flip.
>...go on.

'Thanks for the save. Ah' actually thought you were going to leave me.'

>What can I say? It was just the right thing to...do.
DT sees smiling Pinkie looking at her.
>...whatever. I'm leaving.

=Would you like a lift, miss?=

>Yes, take me home.

=Right away, miss.=
She blasts off with TBDRLIATU.

"I knew I had something to work with."

>>30160832
There's the DT I know!

I! PROMISED! Buckle up!
~~~~~~~

With one word, the world shook once more.

“GROW!”

The single word rang out, and the battle had truly begun.

A hammering of orange hooves against the ground was the beginning of it all, the medium through which her horns call could be sent out.

With that movement, that call was heard, one answered not by the warrior in her path, but the very dirt beneath that monster’s hooves.

A simple shuffle back was all that was needed for the armored hide to avoid what burst from the ground, not so much as a scratch of the expanding bark against her new pristine outfit was made.

When it had finished, a new tree stood tall where once had been empty ground, blocking sight and retaliation from the Queen who regarded it with contempt.

“FALL!”

With a bang, the tree sacrificed itself on her words, the base of the tree exploding and splitting at it’s trunk, freeing it to fall towards the one who had escaped it before. Massive hooves snapped up just in time to capture the descent as the gravity took hold of the tree, and held.

Yet that hold could not last.

When magic suddenly overtook the tree, a weight of artificial power shoving down around her with the force of a waterfall on her shoulders. A grip thought unbreakable suddenly wavered, the smirk of pride with it, and soon both were broken.

“SPIKE!”

Weary hooves let the log roll to the side and leapt back just in time, mere seconds from a sudden split as long and thick spikes split the now thoroughly destroyed tree. The circumference was covered from end to end in thick brown spires, by the time it had fallen on its side.

And that had only been the beginning.

“CRUSH!”

1/??

>>30161120
With the grace of a dancer, the armored mare rose off the ground and rolled, just in time to avoid the crushing roll of the now deadly cylinder as it shredded the forest floor in it’s path, leaving nothing but scarred landscape in it’s wake.

That same nimble front hoof that had so swiftly avoided it’s wrath easily transitioned to catching the massive body before it fell, and with a single arch of the long black neck, the curved horn found it’s target.

One single bolt of blue was all it took to reduce the weapon to splinters before it had even come close to turning back around.

“Sinking in now, isn’t it?”

The voice was cold as it was bitter, as furious as the storm that still covered them both in its icy downpour. Without a word, the Queen turned to her foe once more, and prepared.

There was no fear.

The eyes locked onto the alicorn glaring with a feverish held held no trepidation, no worry as magic gathered around the orange body. Nothing of the sort as the armor’s symbols glowed with an exalted power.

“You don’t think Ah’ didn’t notice? Ah’m sure you have, don’t bother denying it. You hid it as well as you could, but you made one little, tiny mistake…”

A sudden, unexpected jerk was the only warning she would receive.

“FIRE!”

The only thing to warn her before a misshapen stone fired from the earth faster than if shot by a cannon, scattering shrapnel of mud and gravel in it’s flight.

When the Queen nearly blocked, only to dance away at the last second, a shudder of excitement went down the alicorn’s spine.

“You didn’t hide it, Ah' can see it in your eyes... literally."

A stern hoof jabbed towards the changeling's previously confident eyes.

"… your eye’s still scarred. Now, Ah’ know.”

Confidence that faltered when those orange hooves came down once more.

“ASCEND!”

2/??

>>30161127

Flat mud suddenly rose, and before a single move could be made the Queen found herself betwixt twin peaks of rock and stone, artificial heights that towered above her and blocked any escape from either side, stretching out so long front to back it left only one way out.

Through the body standing at the end of the path.

With a wicked smile, the pony’s hooves came together.

“COLLIDE!”

With no time to move beyond their massive width, both massive hooves spread out, accepting the full weight of both towering behemoths with a single long, pained grunt.

“Ah’ know that beneath that fancy armor… you’re still wounded.”

No denials came. None could, beneath the pained hiss slipping from the changeling’s breath.

It grew to so much more when the hooves at the end of the path closed together even more.

“How bad were you before this? How torn up were you, how many chunks of skin were just gone, how many cracked bones did you have that made it a pain to run?”

Slitted eyes burned with rage as long and all powerful limbs struggled against the crushing weight, one that only grew more ruthless as the mare at their helm did the same.

“Then you decided to heal yourself, and you made one tiny mistake.”

A pained grunt came when those painfully slow hooves suddenly jerked.

“Nobody can be one hundred percent after healing that quickly, even with magic. There’s no time to set it right. There’s no time for the pieces to heal and connect like they should. You resealed a gaping hole with magic as fast as you could, not as perfect as you could. It’s a mistake Ah’ see all the time, see it from a bunch of folks who think they know what they’re doing, think they’re the best, and it always blows up in their face. You chose to challenge me with a half baked, half fixed body.”

There was no mercy to be found when they abruptly came together, and the massive wall was sealed.

“That was your last mistake.”

3/??

>>30161131

A moment passed when the stones before her finally stopped. A breath came in before she slowly let it out.

“Guess it was true, you were terrible with magic.”

“Quite the contrary.”

The voice sent shockwaves through her body, clearly heard despite the endless wall of stone and dirt separating them.

“I’m certainly terrible spellweaving and spellcasting.”

Everything was understood, including the sudden spot of bright red that appeared right in the center of the split in the wall.

“But when it comes to controlling and fully utilizing sheer, raw, overwhelming power… I have no equal.”

It was with a reckless force that the princess hurled herself to the side, uncaring of what rocks or shards lie in her pathway or what she would even do next.

All that mattered was escaping before the bright blue light fired out, and carved a path through the forest, leaving a trail of fire and destruction in it’s wake.

“You were right about one thing, sadly. My body is still healing, it’s not fixed just yet, not perfect. But you’re wrong, of course. I’m not so foolish as to heal such grievous wounds as quickly as I can. I learned that lesson the hard way once upon a time. When a creature far more frightening than you struck me down.”

Hooves flung up, but could do little to shield her face from the sudden shockwave as her wall was reduced to nothing more than lumps on the ground, leaving an open space for the Queen in the middle to stand freely, and unharmed.

“You’re right, I can’t fight as I normally do. I don’t have the power to beat you down with my might as I should. I cannot beat you with my muscles of body or my Titan form…”

With a single flex of her body, she called forth more of that power. The core of the heart beating on the front of her chest ignited with the love within it, and the magic it granted to her.

4/??

>>30161136

“But I am a changeling, you fool. This is the greatest source of magical love in the entire world, and I am more than capable of using it to it’s absolute fullest, if not in unique spells and subtle illusions, than certainly in raw power. If I must face you with magic alone, so be it. My strength in my limbs may be unavailable to me, but this power…”

Hooves curled inwards as magic pulsated through the symbols on her body, shining brightly in her eyes with a spark of life.

“This power is more than enough for me to break you.”

“That power is MINE!”

Earthen colored magic blazed on the orange horn with her roar of defiance, before firing out with every bit as much force as the anger bleeding through her eyes.

“GROW!”

Circles of pure green magic surrounded the changeling, enough to cast their light to the darkened clouds in the sky. The light, so ethereal and thin, changed before their eyes, thickening, hardening until it’s shapeless form had become pillars of thick green vine, each one dwarfing the changeling in size so much she could have easily nestled within it should it have been hollow.

Those vines, as one, curled.

“HOLD!”

Vines of the earth intertwined and mingled, slithering against one another like serpents created of her magical desires, all hungering for the changeling who stood unafraid in their midst.

“This is not your power.”

They covered her as one, an endless mass of writhing green tentacles that conjoined and combined into an ever dancing wad of magical creation.

“I know this power.”

The first light drew thick ropes of green essence from the vines at the peak.

The six that followed cast it, and all the vines with them, away.

The princess gasped, stamping her hooves to block the sudden rain of weighted mass that tried to crush her with it’s full force. The stone blockade that answered her call was all that kept her from falling apart as limb upon limb battered it, and nearly shattered it.

5/?

>>30161139

When the flow stopped, little was left of her defense save a crumbled stone.

“This is the power of the princess of love.”

With a single swing of her hateful limb, the remaining stone was annihilated and cast aside.

Excitement bloomed in the Queen’s eyes as she moved forwards, stepping over the remains of the shredded vines that had sought to hold her, letting the rain wash away the final traces of the lifeblood that had sustained them for so long.

That excitement reached a fever pitch when the princess advanced, becoming so charged her every inch of covered chitin tingled with the thought of the battle.

“And just what makes you think that’s not mah’ title?”

That excitement was put on pause when those words sank in.

“Really?”

The princess snarled, bringing a wet hoof to her chest to give off a threatening thump.

“You’ve stolen from me, and Ah’ don’t take too kindly to thieves in mah’ world. Ah’ don’t rightly know how these soft folks around here do it, but whatever it is… it’s not going to save you this time. That is my power, that is what belongs to me, and if I have to pick shards of your broken skull off of it to put it back where it belongs, Ah’ will.”

No fear could be found in the one the princess glared towards, not a trace in those sparkling and excited eyes.

“Is that right? Is this threat supposed to make me surrender? You’re hardly in a state to be making threats.”

“Surrender?”

The word rolled off her tongue like an insult, bitter and sickening to even hold in her mouth for the briefest of moments.

“Your chance for surrender ended a long time ago.”

There was no warning.

No subtle hint, no tell in her movements, until it was too late.

“Ah’m not here to capture you and put you in chains.”

6/??

>>30161148

Nothing to warn the Queen before the sound came. The rumbling of earth split aside, parted forcefully as something refused to be held by it’s weight any longer. There was nothing to give her a chance to escape before arose above her back and loomed over her, so wide it blocked the rain.

“Ah’m here to bring justice.”

Had it not been for the magic that pumped into her legs, so powerful and so bright it reduced any rain that fell upon the armor on her hind legs to mere steam, the Titan would have been finished in an instant.

Even dodged, the possibility that it would yet find her armored hide did not escape her, least of all when she could finally witness it in full.

Even less so when the same cracking of earth came once more.

“You think you stole my power? Do you really think you took so much from me that Ah’ would be helpless?”

To their master, they came. Twin sinewy bindings of countless roots and sprouts and trees that wove and laced together so perfectly they were near seamless, their movements so graceful as they tore through the ground their still hidden tails resided in they could easily be mistaken for wise serpents had it not been for the wicked bundle that shaped to a grasping claw a their near unseen peak. To their master they waited on either side in reverence, so tall they could easily have plucked a shingle from the top of the castle of Canterlot, coiling around her to shield her from the rain and the wind, offering her shelter and their attention.

To their master, they tensed and waited.

“You don’t know just what Ah’m capable of.”

The orange horn, so dimly lit this entire time, became a light unlike any other.

A single beacon of brightness in the darkness of the storm.

“And you won’t last long enough to learn it.”

They snapped.

The battle was on.

With a roar escaping her fanged maw, the challenge was met.

7/??

>>30161155

With an even grander roar of power from her horn, so too were the tendrils that sought to strike her down.

Light trailed behind the massive changeling as she darted into the sky, spewing forth unwieldy and wide flowing of energy from her horn. A stench of burning brush filled the air as it carved into the twin monoliths of plantlife, yet it could not stop them.

Every twist of her body was one of fluid grace as she darted away from every lashing strike, every blow that would break her did little more than scar whatever dirt was unlucky enough to lie where the changeling had been a mere instant before. With that grace, not a single hit could find it’s mark on the glowing armor. Though they tangled through they twisted at angles and speed that seemed near impossible to track, not a one of their coiling strikes could find her body.

Not a one before it was too late.

With a landing solid enough to scatter the mud beneath her hooves, the Titan placed herself between the base of the endless coils. Both hooves lashed to either side, aimed squarely at the landscape that both of her attackers emerged from. With one final roar, their fate was sealed.

With light that lanced into the core of the earth, she split them, and down they fell, lifeless.

“Are you going to keep holding back?”

Some part of her hoped for worry, or anger, or even a touch of hate to be found on the face of the mare of another world.

Instead, all there was to be found was a single eyebrow raising up.

“…alright.”

It was not all that rose up.

Not one, not even ten, but a score of those massive things rose up. Twenty at least, each one as massive as the original pair had been, each one as thick and powerful as they had been emerged around the unshaken mare.

With a single tilt of the curled horn on her head, the Titan readied to end them just as she had the others.

“That won’t work.”

8/??

>>30161164

Her attempts to carve them from the ground came too late. Before she could, they did just that in her stead.

The magic that had been gaterhering was shaken when with a thunderous clap the gathered plantlife slammed into each other, wrapping in an embrace so tightly it crushed many of their number within it’s depths of a massive orb of that living earthen creation, until when they finished only four points still connected the massive bundle to the ground. With a squelching tearing sound, the four roots tore themselves free from the earth, all four points ripped off in jagged forms as they rose up higher than their master stood before slamming back down with a thunderous shifting of it’s weight.

Yet even when all tore free, the changes had not ceased. More cracking, the sound of wood breaking and shattering as it reformed itself into a new shape it simply was never meant to hold. With every splintering break more and more of the new shape was revealed beneath a brush of leaves and sticks so thick it could barely be seen.

With one final crack of thunder, the new form stilled.

An odd sense of déjà vu overtook the Queen below when that flash of illumination showed her the thing that now towered above her.

The quadrupedal, very familiar thing.

“Ah’ take it Ah’ didn’t use this one last time?”

Not even the unflappable warrior could find it in her to retort to that when the head of the floral ‘pony’ above her turned it’s unseeing gaze downwards.

“Good. Ah’ love a good surprise...”

A sound so very strange came from within the things depths when it’s maw cracked open, a hum like the wind passing through a log in the middle of a forest rattled her bones just before all four legs curled inwards.

“Sick’em.”

For a second, even the Titan Queen found herself breathless as the thing suddenly snapped and took off into the sky.

9/??

>>30161171

Defying all logic for a creature that size, the floral warrior rocketed back down even faster than it had ascended, and the changeling could do little more than flee as the spot she had once inhabited became a crater.

Faster still, it caught itself on the ground and shot after the now airborn changeling. Hooves wider than the Queen herself was lashed out in rapidfire succession, each one deadly close to the body that just narrowly avoided each all powerful blow.

The movements were precise, every step careful, but none of them could be perfect.

Eventually, one came too close, and no speed could save her.

“Do you feel small?”

Only the magic burning through her hooves, glowing light fire, that summoned a round shield before the blow could be struck.

It could save her body. It could not stop the force that cast her away.

“Do you feel helpless? Weak?”

Frantic hooves scrambled before another blow could come down, barely fast enough to rise once more and roll away before those lightning limbs could strike the earth more powerful than any bolt from the sky could have been. The mud splattered on her face, choking her as her desperate gasps brought in more soil than air, and it was only the beginning.

“Do you see what it’s like now, to be one of the ponies who suffered beneath you? Do you see how you made them live every day? Do you know now why you must be punished?”

Every movement had to be perfect, every time she jumped away from a hoof that stomped down trying to crush her, the next move away had to be known. Every time her once immaculate armor stained itself once more on the dirt when her chest hit the ground, she was ready to slide away into yet more if it meant escaping the limb that followed her.

“Do you understand?”

A succession, too fast to see, left one massive fake hoof in her path, another at her back, and one final one still waiting.

Directly above her.

“Yeah… I understand.”

The hoof came down.

10/??

>>30161178

“I understand you that anything, no matter how big your tiny minds think they are! Either you can fight, or be crushed!”

A hiss of frustration escaped the pony’s lips when she spotted the changeling, very much uncrushed and clinging to the side of that final hoof. A dodge by mere centimeters had been all she needed to gain her grip, and all she needed to begin her rapid ascent up the side of the grand beast.

Before the floral creation could respond, the glowing hooves had already gone into the air, above the retaliatory strike to shake her loose that came too late. With a roar, the flames on either side of her chest ignited, the heart glowing in the center of her chest beat with a rapid pulse, and the power had traveled through it all to gather inside of her mouth.

That roar went unheard beneath the sudden shriek of blue magic, and unheard still after beneath the splintering sound as the fake head was taken from it’s shoulders.

It was a near perfect rhythm as deft hooves hit the earth, and soon afterwards a massive head followed suit.

In the cusp of it all, a smug smirk found itself on the Queen’s lips.

It faltered when the princess gave a single look of honest incredulousness.

The armored body only ducked away with an instant to spare.

“What, did ya’ think it needed that head for thinking or something?”

A curse was muttered beneath panting lips as the exasperated warrior dodged away from yet another barrage, forced off her footing with no way to recover against the ceaseless creature that grew back it’s fake head without once slowing in the act.

So focused on avoiding the barrage chasing her down without rest and without tire, keen black ears nearly missed the crackle of something splitting right behind her.

11/??

>>30161189

Had those ears been attached to anything but one with the lifetime of battle in her history, the reaction likely would have come too late. Even then, it only came just in time to hold it back. Magical bursts blocked when the assault came, just barely enough to keep from letting the thick spikes of wood reach her still vulnerable body. Sharp eyes darted over only to assess the situation, just quick enough she could understand.

Even a mind as fast as a warriors still had trouble wrapping her head around what it had seen. A tree, old enough to be of a considerable size, had split open in it’s middle, ripping out it’s own midsection to form a club of long splintering spikes, it’s very innards used as a weapon aimed squarely and precisely towards the one who had moved too closely to the forest that surrounded the battlefield.

It was only the beginning.

More fracturing, more of those tall and proud trees answering an unseen call to give themselves in their entirety. Their branches reached down and ripped free the jagged sections at their cores, swinging around the new spears and spiked maces of their once immaculate trunks in a sea of weaponry.

The glow on every plate of armor shined like a star in the sky when the feeling of worry sank in, no more conservation even considered as she took all the magic had to give, and she flew.

Away from the barrage of hooves from the still relentless titan of the earth, away from the swinging branches and back to the open plain she had chosen to lead her foe into, safety, or at least a moment to think, seemed assured.

It was taken away when as one they charged.

All of them.

“Nowhere to run now.”

All around her, circled like a pack of wild animals coming in for the kill, they charged. The trees willingly broke the roots that held them to the earth and provided their very lifeblood as they converged on her, an army that moved as one with a singular purpose.

Kill the changeling in the center of it all.

12/?

>>30161199

“You can fight against me and you can fight against mah’ citizens all you want… but someday, everyone’s going to end up plant food.”

To the smirking princess, the changeling poured all the rage she could give in her hate filled glare.

“Some just sooner than others.”

Once more, the island shook with a roar.

“Give it up.”

If they were drowned out from the screeching roar or ignored mattered little, the changeling would move on all the same.

Power gathered in her heart, glowing brightly as more of the seemingly boundless energy from the magic of the Alicorn of Love fueled into her armor and her body. With a call of hate, both titanic hooves slammed together, focusing the magic that coursed through the symbols on top of them, and with an inferno blaze that bled out on her shoulders she unleashed it all.

A blue vibrancy so brilliant was unleashed, piercing into the first of many of the endless army. It, and those behind it, fell to the ground in a burning heap as their remaining trunks were obliterated.

More poured in within seconds, filling the gap and putting out the flames with their stampede alone before even the mighty torrent could stifle it.

“It won’t work, that magic isn’t meant for combat.”

Another roar, another beam fired into the endless sea of waving trees, another useless act easily covered up.

“It’s meant for feelings, you idiot. To understand emotion and love, and utilize it. Sure, you can focus it, make it into a fine laser show, but that’s not what it’s meant to be.”

Another, another, and another still poured into the endless waves, each one doing so very little.

Each one forgotten by the endless hoard that closed in.

13/??

>>30161205

“Ah’ don’t expect you to understand. That power has to be really strange to someone like you, doesn’t it? Ah’ know your type, love doesn’t really factor into it unless you can use it as a weapon. Love isn’t meant to be something you share, and you have none to give. You don’t know how to use real love, all you’re good for is destruction.”

None of them enough to stop it, before they were upon her.

“Perhaps…”

Nothing to stand in their way as they descended with their blows.

“But I’m damn good at that.”

Not a one of them hit.

The flames that had bled from her shoulders had shifted before the final blow could be struck, wrapping around her body in an unnatural bend that covered her from hoof to horn. By the time the first of the endless blows had landed, the flames had gone away, and the Queen changeling with her.

“…getting’ real tired of that.”

It did not take much searching to find where the Queen had went. The flash of green however subtle still stood out like an eruption in a calm sea when placed against the backdrop of the pitch black sky. The spot, unmistakable directly above them heralded the only warning the gathered plants would receive.

The only warning before the cackle of a crazed changeling rang out through the landscape, and there was light.

“What in tarnation…”

A bright, shining, light that came from of all things the heart shape at the center of the changeling’s armored chest, a shape that seemed to grow outward, move beyond into a heart that hovered directly above the changelings head.

“That won’t work on me.”

Her laughter, and that heart only grew.

“Ah’ said that won’t-“

Grew and grew and grew, until it covered the army below in it’s light, stretched out across them all, and with a single wave of her head the Queen of that magic sent it forwards.

14/??

>>30161212

Magic covered the pony below as the massive heart descended, all words leaving her when the blinding light seemed as if it would crush her any moment. A perfect shield formed around her, the only bright spot in the endless shadows cast by the massive warriors she had summoned to her bidding. With bated and held breath, she could do nothing but wait as it came down.

It struck without a sound, save a single, harmonious ringing of an unseen bell.

There was light.

Then, there was nothing.

Even when her sight returned and she could witness the army at her sides and the changeling right where she should be, there was nothing.

Nothing but pity.

“If your plan was anything else but annoy me and make me feel sorry for taking out the slow mare of the bunch out back, you fell a little bit sh-“

When the first crack sounded, there was nothing but confusion.

“What in tarnation!?”

When a thousand more followed, there was nothing but fear.

“What are you doing!?”

Her army, those trees young and old, ignored her. They continued to swing their weapons against one another, shattering massive and aged trunks with single blows, bending branches that had weathered a thousand storms, destroying their kin with more feverish hate then they’d ever showed the changeling.

“Stop! STOP IT AH’ SAID!”

Not a one paid her any mind.

Not even the floral warrior she’d made, which effortlessly tore apart even the mightiest that tried to stand in it’s path. With hooves and with speed that could not be matched, the army was decimated.

“WHAT DID YOU DO!?”

Up above, still cackling with venom the Queen watched the carnage with sparking eyes.

“How did she put it… their heart will be their own undoing.”

Another shattering of wood, followed soon by a rain of splinters against the shield she stayed within, did little to assuage the princess’s confusion.

“What!?”

For a moment, the changeling almost seemed wistful.

15/??

>>30161219

“You wouldn’t understand, it was so very long ago… and so very delicious. But it did show me how her magic worked. It was supposed to make me feel guilt, and wish to lie down and give up. Sadly, though, I’m very poor with spells as I said. Whenever I do them, I tend to make them… distort a little bit. With my magic, it tends to backfire, and with such a delicate spell I’m sure there is a great many ways it can go wrong.”

One by one, all in her sight fell, victims of the infectious magic that intermingled with the very same one that gave them their artificial life.

“Occasionally, I make happy little mistakes. How long do you suppose it will be before they notice you?”

The answer came with the first spine club against the shield.

“Oh, nevermind.”

It was only the first before the storm.

A hundred strikes from a hundred different directions fell upon that light, each one seeking to break it, and break the one within it’s confines. With a fury, with hate born of twisted and misused magic, the endless blows came as quickly as the rain, and just as often.

All the while, the changeling cackled on.

“Stop.”

Everything did just that.

From the army that suddenly found itself frozen in place, from the smallest shrub to the mighty creation, all the way to the Queen up above, everything ceased.

“…You’ve made a terrible mistake.”

Everything, even the heart beneath that armor.

“Ah’ don’t know what Sunset saw in here when she looked inside. Ah’ don’t know what she thought she had found. Whatever it was… she didn’t understand.”

Inside the depths of that army, there was light.

“If she had, she’d have given you so much more than just that magic. Maybe then she could have saved you from what was coming.”

Horrible, wonderful, all powerful light within.

“Nothing can save you now.”

With a clink, that light changed to darkness, and spread across everything.

“…there was more…”

16/??

>>30161223

That was the last breathless word that would leave her before it came.

“Gather.”

A single word that held more gravity than the moon.

A single word that was in itself a call, a summoning, and a declaration of one thing.

The end.

With the spread of the darkness, they gathered.

Through the waning storm they could be seen. Every tree, every single scrap of green from the darkest moss to the thickest brush, all of them gathering.

Moving as one with a singular purpose, to answer that call, and join together.

Join, they did.

“Arise.”

Their forms lost meaning, their original shapes were forgotten as they amassed. An amalgamation of every single bit of flora on the island that was without a single break in it’s endless wall of life. The green of their leaves shed away, falling off of their wooden frames in droves until they covered the ashen dirt in a sea of endless green. With their last vestiges of their old life shed away, all were free to become as one all were free to rise.

Arise, it did.

Eyes wide with horror could only watch as it grew, reaching up to the sky with the same upward flow of stark and shining brown, each scrap of it’s new bark glimmering with an unmistakable magic that was as wondrous as it was terrifying to behold, each one blending in so perfectly to seem as if it had always meant to be.

Into the sky, dwarfing the island below, it rose above them all, rising higher than the even the Titan had been in her peak during the assault on Canterlot.

That size, as awe inspiring as it was, still was not enough. Even still, it grew.

“Best not to risk it.”

The side of caution won out in the Queen’s mind. As much as she wished to continue the battle and end it once and for all, this creation left her unsure. The risk was simply too great.

With a single glare left behind, her own ascension began, and with it her last chance of escape.

“Converge.”

One word put a stop to it all.

17/??

>>30161231

Before even a single flap more had been made, long before she could taste the cloud that poured down the endless rain, another storm had gathered.

One of endless green, and incalculable pieces coming together.

The innumerable leaves of every tree of the forest swarmed beyond her height, an endless wave of green spots that blocked out the rain, the clouds, and the very hope of escape with them.

Magic was instinctively fired, endless barrages were unleashed, but it was not enough. No single beam could hope to even dent the endless number that surrounded her.

From above, they came down, and forced her away from the sky.

From below, it arose, the pillar that seemed without end.

With her final defiant roar, they met.

“Harmony.”

All of the island shined brighter than the sun.

The twin colors so different met in perfect harmony, together as one. A power of luminescent green and deep black intermingled with it to hold all together, a song of magic sung together in perfect tune to bring both sides as a singular perfect whole. From the very root that held it aloft to the final leaf clinging to the top of the tree, the radiance of their glamour shined out for all the world to see. All came together as one in a singular pillar of unmatched magical life.

Where once had been only open air and endless sky, a new Apple Tree stood to show the world it’s wonder.

“Chitania.”

Against the massive trunk, the one that rose up along it’s length was little more than a mere speck. So small to it’s grandeur she could easily have been lost in a single curl if it’s pristine bark.

The one who rose cared little for her stature in size, or in any other fashion, as she neared towards to the top.

“This is their justice, your end.”

Up above the island, nearly towards the clouds that the very top of the tree mingled within, just on the cusp of where the trunk ended and the endless branches truly began.

18/??

>>30161237
“This is the punishment you will be given, for all the pain you have caused. This is the final end to your reign, and your destruction. You will be granted no more mercy, you will be granted no more reprieve, you will be granted nothing but the end you marched yourself towards, with no other to blame. This is the end, Chitania. This is your end, and at last you will find justice.”

Wings that barely moved held her aloft as she floated in between the maze branches that seemed so perfectly interwoven, among the peak of the tree’s top that seemed wider than any castle should be. Without once questioning her direction or path, she moved onwards through the darkened branches.

“You will not be sealed. You will not be granted more time. You will never again find your release. This is your end, this is the price you will pay for your choices.”

Onwards through the darkness, until she came to the center of it all.

“Have you anything to say, in the end? One final word, one last plead for mercy, Ah’ will even grant you one final insult to me if that will bring you some peace.”

The core of the tree’s peak, where the once proud changeling lay trapped in it’s living branches, sinking within the bark that had seemed so solid, yet accepted her like the muck of the earth.

A great many things passed between the pair when they locked eyes. Many things said without a word.

A single twitch here spoke of insults.

A single narrowing there spoke of hate.

A single tooth shown enough to speak of a throat and the need to taste it.

A single breath enough to show her frustration at the sham of it all.

Never once, in all their unspoken conversation, was there regret on either side. Duty or survival, neither questioned what had brought them to this point.

Neither questioned, nor cared when the last leaf fell, and the edges of the bark reached the cheek of the once unstoppable Titan Queen.

“Anything to say at all, before the end you deserve?”

19/??

>>30161244

Many things passed between them, most of it forever going unsaid.

Yet it was the one thing finally spoken that changed it all

“Gather.”

The word so powerful, so full of magic, had for once not come from the princess of another world.

But the changeling who smiled.

“What does that mean-“

The sound reached her before the realization did.

A low hum, barely audible beneath the sound of rain on her new tree’s top, came too late.

Like a rocket she shot into the air, through the mass of leave and up above where any possible counterattack could have come. All defenses rose in defiance of any last ditch effort before the final sealing of her foe, a sealing that could not be stopped.

What comfort she felt when she saw the last visage of the Queen’s smiling face sink beneath the bark and into the depths of what was meant to hold her for all eternity was short lived when the hum persisted.

Too late, her mistake was realized.

Too late, she saw the light.

Barely specks from the height she had reached, yet even that spoke volumes of how grand it would be were she on the ground, the blue lights that suddenly emerged from key points all across the island moved of their own accord towards on target.

One unmistakable, obvious target.

The realization all came too late.

By the time she had put together the angle, made sense of the streaks of smoke left behind by fires long since extinguished, noticed the deep depressions of where the lights had been hidden away, put together the path of the seemingly random attacks, it was all too late.

Ten points of light hummed with a deadly sound, each one spinning at a toque that made their edges impossible to be seen, each one closing in until the sickening sound of grinding filled her ears.

“NO!”

She tried to call her attacks, summon her magic to cast away the strike before it could grow too deep, she tried with all her heart to save the situation in time.

She was simply too late.

20/??

>>30161255

Around and around and around those spinning lights went, clashing against the magic that held the tree aloft, burning into the bark as it overpowered even the strongest of defenses, around and around and around those lights spun until it all came to an end.

An end that was heralded by a single word.

“Fall.”

Every corner of the island heard it break.

The first break that sounded was only the beginning. Like a clusterbomb, fireworks going off on a celebration, the base of the monolith found itself shattering. Without the base unbroken, without the magic to aide in it’s weight, it could not hold.

With one gust of the storms’ wind, it followed the command that had been given.

The grandest Apple Tree Equestria had ever seen fell.

“NO!”

Moving out of the way of the falling creation she had formed was a challenge. Her speed, not often used, was pushed to it’s absolute limit as she sped to the side, trying her very best to avoid the crushing branches on the top or being flattened by the unfathomable weight of the tree’s trunk.

At her fastest, with all her might, she only barely escaped. Only by the barest hairs on the tips of her tail did she avoid her end at the tree’s fall. Only by chance did she make it out alive.

Only by chance did she find sanctuary in the sky, away from the ground that the tree approached.

All of Equestria, perhaps all of the world, must have felt the shake when it finally met unforgiving earth, the shore for miles around must have seen the wave when the treetop landed beyond the island’s edge.

The world must have mourned when such a beauty lie severed and dead.

No magic, no life, nothing remaining within it as whatever remained bled out on the ground.

“You… you actually…”

Above the sky, the princess shook with rage.

“You actually…”

Magic surrounded her, bled from her horn until it seeped into her hooves.

“You…”

21/??

>>30161268

She was ready when the familiar blue lights caught her sight, hidden away in the cloudcover above until the very last moment, breathing through so fast it should have been inescapable.

She was ready.

“You really think that’s going to save you!?”

Her hooves at last met the armor of the one she had battled with all her might.

“YOU WILL FACE JUS-“

The princess noticed too late there was nothing inside that armor.

The alicorn noticed too late the sound coming behind her.

The mare noticed too late that it was all over.

With one blow it had been decided.

One blow, and something had broken.

Something inside her, body and soul had cracked beneath the blow of that hoof to her chest. That power, the might spoken of with fear, had been all it had claimed to be and so much more. That power that broke something on her side, and shattered all chances of victory with it.

One blow, and the pony was cast from the sky.

Barely more than a gurgle of pain and mixture of liquid could come out from her mouth when she landed, indenting the earth in her path into a crater that sank deep into the earth. The end of the battle was signaled with stone and with earth cast into the air, and an alicorn lay still at the very bottom of it all. It was over.

Not that it seemed that way when the beast above soared down from the sky.

With a roar of finality, she summoned her armor back onto her body, snapping back into place onto the still wounded yet unmistakably strong form that had felled the other, pointed her hoof straight down square on the bloodied and purple chest of the one below, and with that attack she planned to end it all.

In the end, it was the final blow, even if not in the way that would bring the most relief to the beastly changeling.

22/??

>>30161275

In the blink of an eye the last vestiges of power on that orange horn did all they could, and the earth that had been so commanded welcomed it’s master back into the fold. Before even a moment had passed, it had wrapped her in its cold embrace and shielded her from sight and from might.

When the beast struck once more, she annihilated only rock, only dirt, and only stone, nothing more.

Eyes that could see beyond normal means need not look with her sight to see the last traces of the love in the still beating heart be spirited away, the earth taking it’s own and sending her free from the dark creatures sight. She need not look, and she need not care of it any longer. In the end it had not changed anything at all.

The battle had been decided.

Her armor burned with the magic coursing through it, pulsated with a heaving of new magical might, and with a triumphant grin she threw back her head to the sky that even now still poured down it’s mightiest waves of rain upon her face, and let loose a final call.

Above the storm’s greatest fury, the roar of the Titan was heard above it all.

To the world around she gave her all so they may hear.

So they may know.

With all her heart and soul, the Queen Changeling roared.

When the last breath left her, only the rain remained, washing free the dirt and grime and sweat from her face and leaving her clean.

Breathless, satisfied, and smiling for the very first time in genuine emotion since the fall of her home and all she held, the storm ceased to be.

The world ceased to be.

There was only Chitania, for a time.

“…I should probably chase her.”

Yet, all things must come to an end.

Eventually her weary eyes cracked open, towards any direction where the last trace of her foe had gone could still be found.

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>>30161282

“No… better to play on the side of caution, for now. She is in no state to face me now. She will flee, like the coward she is. By the time she has found her breath, it will be far too late. I can kill her another day, when the landscape is more in my favor. After all…”

The hoof that had struck the final blow brushed across her chest, lingering on the heart of blue magic forged into her armor.

“I have nothing but time now. Time… to try once more.”

That hoof shook in it’s motion, before she could catch it, and before she could force it on to keep away the stirring feeling it left inside.

“It’s time… to start aga-“

That hoof froze.

Her breath, her heart, her every movement froze.

All save a single piece of her, the ears that flicked towards the subtle sound it had detected.

“…I’d forgotten you were here.”

Lightning flashed when she turned her head, illuminating the look of sheer contempt on her face.

And with it, the much more stoic face so similar to the one that had looked with such hate mere minutes ago.

“So sorry, did you want a turn? I didn’t mean to neglect you. You should have joined in, it would have been so fun to break the both of you at the same time. But if you wish to make this more, shall we say, personal, I'll be more than happy to oblige. Come now, I’m still up for another round… I’ve a score to settle with you after all. “

The Titan waited, muscles tensed, eyes sharp, every twitch and movement of the princess of this world read and analyzed with the keen eye of a warrior.

That’s what made it all the more confusing when all she saw was a blank and emotionless face, a body that barely moved and barely twitched, a set of eyes that seemed just as sharp, yet paradoxically looked so very far away.

"Well?"

24/??

>>30161287

It was with a near saintly patience that the Queen Changeling waited, watching as the mare before her did little more than stand before her and look. Seldom even did she so much as twitch, rarer still would she move or let out a breath slightly louder than the other. Internally her instincts screeched at the maddening nature of it all, yet externally all there was to be found were two souls of perfect and utter lack of emotion.

Were it not for the rising waters at those hole ridden hooves, the warrior would not have even known time was passing, the concept itself lost in a pair of unyielding and thoughtful green eyes.

When it all finally broke, it was not with an attack or spell or even taunt, but a simple breath.

When it left between those orange lips, so much more seemed to go with it.

“No.”

No matter how deeply the hat adorned head slumped or how deeply her shoulders curled as the unseen weight rested upon them, the mare did not take it back.

Never once did the armored limbs lose their taut readiness, nor did the searching eye ever stop looking for any sign of attack, yet as time went on longer and longer the confusion reached a pitch of insanity inside the crowned changeling’s mind.

There was no room for argument or debate. With those words, every emotion behind them forced towards a singular idea.

Honest finality.

“No? You don’t want your chance to bring me to justice, then??”

“…No.”

There was regret, there was bitterness, but there were no lies in her words.

No lies in the mournful face that looked out across the landscape.

“This was just a fight… that’s all it was, just another fight. It wasn’t… it didn’t matter what she said, all it was...”

For a moment, little more than a flicker, the titan’s gaze joined her, following those eyes to where they lead on had once been their battleground.

Yet she found nothing.

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>>30161295

Nothing to be seen but rain and clear air from one side of the island to as far as could be seen, nothing remaining but the felled monster of a tree she had brought low, nothing else but dirt and that singular broken log to be found. The landscape, far as she could see it, was nothing more than mud, filth, and broken stone.

There was nothing else, a fact which seemed more odd the longer she dwelled on it, only to be discarded before it could fully sink in.

The princess who would not cease looking at it, no matter the threat before her, seemed to have a much harder time being rid of it.

“Then you won. She just... then you won. That’s all that matters now. There was a fight… one side won. Now it’s over, and you’re ready to do it all over again… Ah’m not”

Even with her admission and the lack of any tension from the other side, the temptation was still so very strong. The need to lash out and batter the mare into unconsciousness was a strong one, so much so her hooves shook with the bundled charge of energy that made her wish so dearly to let it all out.

Yet the Titan could feel the strain on her armor, the tingles of magic shooting through her body that didn’t feel quite right, every ache of a bruises and still healing wounds so grievous. The temptation was there, the need was certainly there, but the wisdom was not.

As much as it pained the Queen and as much as the wild part of her raged against such a weak act, the erudition forged from a lifetime of battles would not let her push it aside. The battle-scarred mind knew that one body had been battered, one body had been strained, one body had pushed itself to it’s limit and one body was still healing from another war that seemed a mere instance ago.

One body was all of that and so much more.

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>>30161300

Another was fresh, clean, clear, and most importantly unknown in capabilities.

The urge to see that blood splattered across her hooves was there.

Yet the sense to know to leave and fight another day was stronger, just this once.

“…very well. I would call you a coward, but we both know this isn’t fear… it’s just wisdom on your part.”

Just this once, the monolithic changeling decided she would walk away, and finish this another day.

“You never stood a chance against me.”

Another day, they would end this once and for all.

“But before you go…”

Or, came the thought into the mind filling with new lust for battle and thirst for vengeance to be quenched, that day might come sooner than expected after all.

The full body of that warrior turned back, magic danced through every symbol on her body once more, and she prepared for one final battle. She thought she ws prepared for anything.

Yet somehow, the Princess of Equestria simply standing there, looking her in the eyes, was the last thing she ever expected.

“Ah’ gotta question.”

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>>30161307

“Ah’ gotta question.”

>>30161307
HHHHHOOOOLLYYYY

SHIIIIIIIII

KKA DELIVERS!

>>30161307
>Ah' gotta question
Holy shit she's going non-violent route.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>30161307
>AUJ's first major action scene is a 27 post monster

Talk about a big first dance.

>>30161307
>AJ realizes this wasn't justice, just a fight
>She's horrified by what it caused
>Chooses NOT to fight Chitty
>Ah’ gotta question.”

Guys.
Guys!
I... I think this might be a, what do you call it... hope spot?

>>30161307
So what are we just going to brush past that HOLY FUCKSTICKS IN A PLOT AUJ TOTALLY TOOK LUNA'S ALICORN POWER

>>30161385
>AUJ TOTALLY TOOK LUNA'S ALICORN POWER
DICTATOR JACK MUST BE STOPPED!

>>30161385
Not brushing past it, it's just with a KKA monster post theres always a ton to unwrap. We had a huge battle, Chitty using a power of love that doubtlessly is a reference to something I'm not aware of, and AJ having a revelation.

Lot of stuff to get through.

>>30161379
Seeing as if Chitty runs off she's going to go on a blood warpath of vengence, this is kinda a tossup

>>30161307
Hope you didn't rush yourself(HAH! 27 post monster and I'm talking about rushing) trying to get this out, and we never doubted you for a second.

>>30161395
Quick! Get Chitania!

... good job! Now what?

>>30161307
Good job, AUJ! Wiped out a whoooole island there!

Thanks for the worlds largest log for Kermit to sit on a sing the song of your fuckup!

>>30161307
NC
>Dash
"Rarity"
~~~~~

>HOLLYYYYYYYYY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

"GAH! WHAT!?"

>LOOK!

"Look at what!?"

>TREE! FUCKHUGE TREE! THERE'S A TREEEEEE!

"...Dash, you're pointing to the ocean."

>FUCKING TREE!

"There's no tree."

>IT JUST FELL OVER!

"You're seeing things, it's obviously just a cloud in the storm, or a water spout or something."

>IT WAS A TREE! IT WAS FUCKING HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGEEEEE!

"Sure it was, darling, sure it was."

>TREEEEEEEEE

>>30161307
NC
>AUJ
"???"
~~~

>Okay, so... things didn't go as planned. But that's okay. Just gonna patch up mah'... insides Ah' guess, and then we're gonna get back up there and show Chitania what for! Ah'll make an even bigger tree! That'll work!

"Nah, dat ain't gonna work mahn.."

>What do you know, your a zebra

"By de jumpin' hoppers of de waves, a racist!"

>>30161307
NC
>Chiania
"AJ"
~~~

>Okay, sure. What's the question.

"R-really? You'll just let me ask?"

>Why wouldn't I?

"Holy shit. Uh... shit, gotta think about this one. Ah' expected you to punch me."

>It's a reasonable assumption, I like punching things.

"...So can you not kill anyone, please?"

>Eeehhhhhh... mmgnnn.. kinda in a moooood here.

"Pleeease?"

>...fine, no killing.

"HOLY SHIT IT'S THAT EASY!?"

>Sure, why wouldn't it be?

"HOW DID NOBODY THINK OF THIS!?"

>You ponies are super fucking violent.

>>30161338
She seems more desperate than that, not quite that regal.

>>30161307
Holy shit, Chitty brings yet another superbattle.

You already won you're just running up the score now.

>>30161385
We're officially at "who didn't she take the power of" at this point.

>>30161403
>Chitty using a power of love that doubtlessly is a reference to something I'm not aware of,

Step one, go to thread number 16
Step two, search for "cadenza MI amore"
Step 3,blow mind.

>>30161839
I think you mean "Mi Amore Cadenza"

Also, in the times before Chitania new the sad truth of things. Only Celestia and maybe Luna could take her, but that would mean taking off the filly footies and that would lead to an extinction level event.

>>30161910
>Also, in the times before Chitania new the sad truth of things. Only Celestia and maybe Luna could take her, but that would mean taking off the filly footies and that would lead to an extinction level event.

I don't know what you are trying to say here

>>30161947
That she can take Alicorns and that they're nothing special. She can use all her powers freely while everyone is either too inexperienced to use it well enough or too experienced to know better than to use their full power.

Celestia could probably wipe her out of existence if she was willing to glass a piece of the planet, but she won't. She values life too much to do it and even though she say's she'll do it, we all know that AUJ called her Celly's bluff. Honestly as long as Chitty stays near enough to population centers, Celestia has her hooves tied.

Only madmares and Dragons can even come close and that's because they're to caught up in their own mentality to care about the consequences so long as the dead is done and they get to flaunt the fact around.

>>30161947
I think he means that back before she knew the sad truth of things, she thought that only those two could possibly kill her, but the only reason they had it yet was that it would be an extinction-level event.

Now we know the real truth that neither are really capable of anything like that, and that in fact she could probably survive whatever they threw at her if she was in her Titan full form. Just the thought of fighting sunbutt was enough to freak her out back in the day

>>30162025
>Celestia could probably wipe her out of existence if she was willing to glass a piece of the planet, but she won't.

I doubt she could do anything like that, or if she could that it would work. We have seen her take damage way bigger than anything that's been seen on the show, one of which was something design literally to take out an entire castle that she managed to get back up from. Celly just hasn't ever shown that she is capable of dealing out that level of damage, and certainly not quickly.

In regular mode, yeah, Cellys knowledge, skills and power are enough that she can literally style all over her without getting touched, but if you bring Titan Mode into the equation then she just isn't able to do any lasting damage on her own.

>>30162072
Titan mode is only good for tanking damage or being able to get a direct shot in. Celly was straight up crippled from one shot from a punch, but she only got that shot in because of trickery. Fact of the matter is, while she is crazy fast in that mode, she's also too huge to really be effective in hitting a small target. Sure, there is very little that can be done to substantially hurt her in that mode, but the door swings both ways on that one, as opposed to her normal size where Celestia outclassed her. Admittedly she was hurt, taken off guard, tired and tanking Sunnysides best, but fact of the matter is her muscles can't keep up with the spells going around in her normal mode. At least before she mastered infusions at the very most. Admittedly after the invasion, and without the element of surprise to punch her through a wall, might go differently.

>>30161307
Was uhh

Was that my cue?

>>30162213
Cue for what?

>>30162248
My story where I reveal that Princess Applejack was actually Sunset Shimmer this whole time in a massive keakekeikeykeikau

>>30162349
That... would be completely unlikely.

>>30162613
You ever saw them in the same place at the same time? Huh? Huh?

>>30162349
Well, if you wanted to stun us with that revelation, you just ruined your chance. Should'a written it.