What do you plan to do when you get to Equestria, anon?

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>>30142561
Try to win the heart of a very pretty pony.

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>>30142562
Same.

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>>30142562
>>30142561
After doing this with my respective pony, I'd like to see if I can gather up an adventuring party and go explore everything that hasn't been touched in a few hundred years. After retiring from that I'll learn how magic magic works and become a craftsman of sorts; probably alchemy and enchanting.

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>>30142561
I'd change. I'd try to become as good as possible, as good as ponies would want me to be.
Then I'd try to get a cute waifu, and find a way to breed her.
I can't/shouldn't chose Twiggy, there's little chances she'd actually love me by then, but who knows.

>>30142561
take a nap

>>30142587
This is a noble cause too tho. So much stuff to learn, a whole world to discover.
I'm too pussy to do it but it would be fun.

>>30142590
As silly as it sounds, I'd unironically do this.

Just existing in this world requires me to be awake for long periods of time, often with large amounts of stress.

Maybe in Equestria I could finally sleep peacefully

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>>30142561
Travel to Ponyville, meet all the girls

Focus on self improvement, my new friends could help me with that

Find a place to live

Take a walk in the countryside

Find a qt pony gf

Meet the royal sisters

Hug rainbow dash and bury my face in her soft coat and mane

Do the same thing with twiggle

I'm sad now

>>30142561
I always asked myself, since the first creation of one of this threads: Did someone really killed himself to come to equestria? Like he really believed it and did it?

>>30142650
That image gets a lot weirder when you realise that his arm bends in two places

>>30142561
Dumpster dive for supplies. Find work, else beg. Get educated. They probably don't actually speak English in Equestria. Also, computer science is of limited value without computers.

>>30142561
Wake up.

>>30142561
Go to Canterlot and study magic.

>>30142767
humans can't magic

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>>30142773
[citation needed]

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>>30142773

>>30142589
>I'd change. I'd try to become as good as possible, as good as ponies would want me to be.
>>30142650
>Focus on self improvement

What's stopping you right now?

>>30142807
>What's stopping you right now?
Hey
Shut up

>>30142807
No real reason. No matter what you do you won't be appreciated so why bother. There's no friendships worth fighting for here.

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>>30142793
prove it!

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>>30142807
Because there I could look forward to getting a good girl.
And certainly not here. People are too easily corrupted, and the world we're living in is much too inclined on doing that.
I'm already a much much much better person than I was before I got on the ride, but doesn't mean I want to become a naive pony that thinks of rainbows and sing songs.
It doesn't fit /here/, and it would fit /there/.

>>30142824
>pic related

>>30142820
Doing self-improvement just for others is stupid. Appreciation starts with self-appreciation.

>>30142589
>not living your life with your waifu in mind and how she would react to your actions and decisions

fucking normie go kill your self you make me sick

>>30142561
Abuse Pinkie Pie.

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>>30142848
>I'm not doing that already
I'm a writefag writing wish-fulfilling impregnation and family life fics Anon.
I don't think I'm the normie in this case, you are.

>>30142832
>I'm already a much much much better person than I was before I got on the ride, but doesn't mean I want to become a naive pony that thinks of rainbows and sing songs.
>It doesn't fit /here/, and it would fit /there/.
So basically you want to be carefree and idealistic like in your childhood but you've seen too much of the real world so you can never go back. You're sitting here waiting for a better afterlife because you've come too cynical to make the best of your current situation. Good luck with that.

>>30142836
How is self-improving for yourself less stupid? So you can just feel better about yourself? Pat yourself on the back for being a normal human being?

>>30142832
We are not that kind of humans

>>30142867
i wrote past sins

check mate

>>30142869
>you want to be carefree like in your childhood
yes. Don't you want that Anon? Wouldn't that be the perfect 'heaven'?
I mean it would get boring, I guess, but who knows.

>sitting here waiting
No, I didn't say that. If I believed that there was an afterlife and that I could get there somehow, I would've killed myself already.
And I'm not really complaining about my life either, it's far from being a 'bad' life.
All I said is that I had no reasons of being an even better person than I am now, because there's little chance I could actually get anything from doing that.

>>30142888
Shit, I can't go against numbers like these...

>>30142589
Become like that now, not then. You think you can just change in a blink of an eye? You gotta already step on equestrian soil as a better man. Otherwise
>there's little chances she'd actually love me

>>30142873
Yep. If you can't even look yourself in the eye, you might be doing something wrong.

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Assuming I'm not still a piece of trash, find a qt bg mare and have a quiet life with her.

If not, just kys myself, there's tens of thousands more deserving to be there than me.

>>30142892
>All I said is that I had no reasons of being an even better person than I am now, because there's little chance I could actually get anything from doing that.
Fair enough. But I don't think "getting better" in the land of Equestria will gain you anything either.

>>30142909
>newfag

just go back to /b/ reddit ponychan or where ever you faggots come from

i have rapefugees flooding my country already, i don't need no digital refugees as well
neck your self

>>30142892
>Shit, I can't go against numbers like these...
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER!

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>>30142917
Sorry.

When did this bullshit about going to Equestria after you die get started?

Can you imagine how incredibly annoying that would be for Equestria? With all the wars and disasters we routinely have?

>"Princess, another huge group o f those humans just showed up."
>"Oh dear, how many?"
>"Around three thousand. They say they were working in a building when an airplane flew into it."
>"It looks as though the resettlement office and the shelters are going to be overwhelmed again."
>"There's another group here, your majesty. They look like soldiers. They say a plane flew into their building as well."
>"I really wish the humans would stop doing things like this. How many citizens do they think we can absorb?"

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>>30143451
Normalfags don't go, just us chosen autistic few

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>>30143451
Not just anyone gets to Equestria dumbfuck. You have to believe and be pure of heart, the rest are going straight to hell or whichever shitty-ass ponyless place they believe in.

>>30143451
its just the people who believe, the reason Equestria is a great place is because there are no normies

>>30143451
No that's silly Anon. You need to see it the way 'what dreams may come' sees it.
Everyone has his own 'equestria' and you /can/ if you chose to, interact with the others.
Or you can have your own version of it and nobody else can get in.

>>30143482
>human
>pure of heart
Choose only one

>>30143493
I may seem like a huge asshole, but deep down I'm a fucking paragon of virtue.

>>30143525
Lemme guess, because you pledged fealty to the right god (of hundreds) and ate the magic cookie and drank the magic koolaid?
Grow up.

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>>30143537
I'm not religious nor euphoric. I believe in humanity and the ability to better ourselves, without any of the buddhist and eastern asian zen mumbo jumbo. And it's hard, it's fucking hard to know all my limitations and the cold facts of the world caving your face in, yet try to accept them and improve regardless. Even if I keep failing, I have to keep trying, because I know ain't nobody but me who can change the fact. I crush myself to the ground over the most minute of failures, I'm fucking broken but I have to work. Absolute perfection, nothing less. Because I know goddamn well I can do better than this and am too proud to admit otherwise, I need to clear the garbage dump that is my life for that nugget of gold I know is beneath it. I'm a real human bean.

>>30142561
I wouldn't know what to do, really. It'd be way too much to fully realise.