>Anon, why don't you want to adopt me?

Sonic is faster

I have no business raising a human child, much less a horse alien.

>>30139217
i do

but you're not real so i can't

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I'm poor.

>>30139217
I'm a single man with brought up in a rape culture and as such, my natural rape instincts make me unfit to be a single adoptive parent. Stronk womyn are what your looking for.

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>>30139217
>You will never adopt a filly and take care of her for the rest of your life
>You will never see her smile every day as she hands you her grades A+ from school
>You will never celebrate her birthday parties with her
>You will never give her a goodnight kiss in her cheeks as she sleeps on her comfy bed
>You will never take her on a family trip
>You will never heard a "thank you, daddy!" from her as you'll never adopt her
>You will never play hide and seek, only to find her cutely hiding under a box
>You will never see as she gets her cutie mark and jumps around happily about it

I can barely take care of myself

>>30139217
You've read My Little Dashie, it'll never work out well.

>>30139217
I've been trying but your parents keep calling the cops.

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>>30140874
>>You will never give her a goodnight kiss in her cheeks
What I wouldn't do to be able to eat out my daughterfu's ass

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>>30140874
S T O P
T
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>>30140874
It hurts.

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>>30139217
I-I'm trying to honey! I swear, I'm doing as best as I can.
But this fucking princ-I mean, Celestia doesn't want to let me!
She says that lone fathers aren't permitted to adopt! As if she wasn't the fucking ruler, as if she couldn't simply ignore that.

>>30141091
I've never read that fanfic. Is it that bad?

>>30143041
What the fuck?!

Why is there people HERE that never read that shit
Fucks sake how new does a faggot have to be to not have read that.

This shit is one of the reasons the fandom has exploded.

>>30139217
Who the hell are you?

>>30139232

>>30139217
Because I don't need CPS and the FBI knocking down my door.

>>30139217
OP why must you constantly make roleplaying threads?

>>30144665
Because you touch yourself and your parents don't love you.

>>30140874
Damn

>>30139217
I don't wanna

>>30139217
I'm legally not allowed and you should be thankful for that