Meanwhile, in prehistoric /mlp/....

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>>30138741
Wow, even back in the day OP was still a cocksucking machine

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Ooga booga, giant sky fire ass is best ass.

>>30138741
>be cave dweller

>>30138741
>stick figure
>stick figure with spear
>arch painted with different colored berry juices
>stick figure horse

Tribe says me turn to go out to hunt, me know me go away long time now. Me too sheltered. Wish to see horsies on other side.

>>30138741

>"unga bunga twilight is best unicorn"

Anon can agree cum inside Rainbow horse?

>>30140363
>stick figure with line connecting crotch of stick figure to rear of stick figure horse

>>30140381
me see you tomorrow anonbunga

>>30140462
Me run you over with wheel if me find you

>>30140468
>purple stick horse touching its face
Maybe anonbunga learn better hahas

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Rock horses are the best horses. The have all the rocks so they win all the fights. Can you beat enemy with apple? Can you beat enemy with book? Not as good as with rock.

>>30140510
>still use rock
>not use bone
sound like big forehead talk to me

>>30140539
I want to bone the rock pone

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>>30140363
>>30140404

>>30138755
>not rocksucking
berrypicker, it's 2017 BC!
>>30140468
>wheel
>buying into Ebongo Musk's scams of rock rolling

>>30138741
Twilight will lose her wings in the Bronze Age finale

>>30138741
>Be of Anon
>Lurk fourth cave of colorful ponies that other tribes rockwrite in
>Mom yells me from outside fourth cave
>Yells
>"UNGAR GIVE PET RIDE NOW"
>Yell back
"No, me stay here for five more sun movements"
>Mom says no
>Mom hands me rope
>Rope goes around baby dinosaur neck
>No good around Anon neck
>But mind sometimes say tie rope around neck
>Growl as me opens rock door of cave
>Me falls as floor is sleepy
>Walk dinosaur as me crawl floor

>unga bunga Anon
>unga bunga portal to horse land
>unga bunga big bottom horse
>"me horse, you cum inside"
"me cum inside horse"
>unga bunga inside
continue?

>>30140865
Unga.

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>>30140865
unga
cavepainting related

>>30138741
>be anunga
>go hunt
>find small horse outside you cave
>horse color is water
>also magic sky arch
>you take small horse back cave
>raise small horse
>teach it anunga tongue
>later you eat
>horse good eat

>>30138741
Self push

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>>30138741
Gastornis the brush off

>>30138741
>be anunga
>be Neanderthal
>watch camp at night
>see horse
>very pretty horse
>think about cum inside horse
>in morning, tell tribe about horse
>tribe asks "did you kill?"
>tell no
>tribe call me berrypicker for not killing horse and getting meat
>tribe makes me pick berries
>again
>pick berries with women
>go back to cave
>see fire is gone
>pile of black rocks where fire was
>pick one up
>ow
>rock is hot
>drop rock
>look at hand, hand is black
>pick rock back up, rub rock on wall
>it leave black on wall
>use rock to draw horse
>wall horse is very sexual
>try to mate with wall horse
>you dong only hurt when you touch wall horse
>give up
>relight fire
>tribe is back from hunting
>tribe sees wall horse
>tribe doesn't understand wallhorse
>tribe doesn't understand you
>tfw no wall horse
>no want to live anymore
>at night, jump off cliff
>maybe you can be with wallhorse after die

>>30141795
Anunga sad now

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>>30140824