will you be the hero /mlp/ needs?

>>30123418
>Volunteers: Janitors are uncompensated volunteers
They do it for free

>>30123418
F O R
R
E
E

I am an hero that nobody needs.

All work and no play makes Janitor a dull boy.

>>30123418
>4 Fr33
Nope

>>30123418
Well I do have exceedingly low self-esteem and a need to impose my will on others. Sign me up!

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>>30123418
>the Nyxfag becomes the new janitor
>he deletes all the threads that aren't about Nyx
>the board becomes nothing but 150 threads about a black Mary Sue
>it's the end of /mlp/
>but at least we wouldn't have more Glimmerposting
I can live with that.

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>>30123418
I'm trying to be a hero but the mods hate me :'(

>>30123443
All work and no pay makes Janitor a poor boy.

F O R
F O R
F R E E
E E
E

Do you guys think they're trying to get rid of the glimfag janitor we have right now?
Damn that's great

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>>30123585
Better than having a shimfag janitor

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>>30123588
How would that even work?
Everyone loves shimsham but glimfags and you don't need to spam her to piss you mongoloids off.
Hell, we don't even need to post her to get you guys whining about her :^)

>>30123418
Fug it, I'm not gonna lie. If they allow me to volunteer. They might fire me.

Reminder that you also need to share your ID

>>30123588
>>30123599
Samefag

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>>30123659
Good try memester master

>>30123674
Nice shoop, faggot

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>>30123599
>Everyone loves shimsham

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>>30123699
>/v/
Yeah and I'm sure you're not another glimposter Anon :^)

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>>30123702

>implying the majority of this board aren't glimposters
>implying there's more than a tiny vocal minority that unironically posts shimmernigger

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You can't even use the meme arrows correctly ffs
why are you guys even on my board? why can't you shit on reddit or smth

>>30123418
Janitors are assigned to boards, they don't get to pick.

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>>30123418
>become /mlp/ janitor
>have to start going to generals

They'll assign someone who will help destroy this board. Like cuckshedfag.

>>30123418
I got rejected the last few times so I'm not even gonna waste my time now.