What would you do if Rarity was your mom?

>>30122980
Be glad that I have a mom that is alive and loves me.

>>30122980
learn to sew? you act like you'd have a choice as a foal

>>30122980
Sex

>>30122980
Apologize?

>>30122980
Become the most fabulous colt in Equestria.

>>30122980
become even more popular than can be.

Crawl back inside her vagina

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>>30122980
>pic related

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>>30122990

>>30122980
i would fuck her with my fat chad cock

>>30122980
pleasure her orally after making sure to douse my tongue in a thick coat of my own semen so that she'll unknowingly become pregnant with my inbred spawn (that I later plan on selling into sex slavery)

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>>30122980
Kick Spike in his fat faggot face

>>30122980
I'd probably be a more productive person.
My mother is the exact opposite person of Rarity. She wasn't very driven or motivated or passionate about anything and her laziness rubbed off on me.
With Rarity, I'd probably be a more successful person.

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>>30122980
"Mom? Am I adopted?"

>>30122980
Incest, it's called incest.

>>30123270
>Spike is Anon's Dad

that could be hilarious.

>>30122980
Pray to god that she slowly feminizes me because she wanted a daughter instead of a son.

>>30122980
See if they offer abortions for the 99th trimester.

I would be even gayer than I already am, and that's really fuckin gay

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>>30123569
But I don't want to be a half dragon abomination.

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>>30122990
Wow

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>>30122990

Drive her crazy by having more in common with Grandpa and Grandma than her.

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>>30122990

>>30122980
Leave

not know who my father is.

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>>30122990

>rape

>>30122980
get some oedipussy

>>30122980
MOMMY

Be her son

>>30126473
this desu senpai

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Be sweetie belle

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>>30130304

>>30122980
shit the bed

>>30122980
kill myself

Be /ss/'d

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>>30122990

>>30122980
>Run away from home.
>Join the crew of a ship headed overseas.

>>30122990
You neglected to reply to one of those "Your mom will die in your sleep unless you reply to this post" shitposters, didn't you?

>>30122980
Shit the bed and kill myself.

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>>30122990