Bully Dash

>>30122416
EQG threads are the best!

>Dashie will never punch you in the gut, forcing you to your knees
>She will never grab your head and shove your face into her crotch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6q43f0jfXA

I did start working on this a while ago but I'll never finish it.
fuck this board

>>30122416
https://pastebin.com/08vZWsnR

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>tfw she'll never ask you out to prom

>>30122434
>"You better eat me good or you're going to eat your dinners through a straw."

>>30122416
Listen OP, just because Dash calls you Fatfuck doesn't mean she's a bully. You gotta take care of yourself, man.

>>30122434
Why even live?

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>>30122416
>"I-I'm sorry Anon, h-here you can have my lunch money."
>"A-and yea I'll go to winter formal with you..."
>"I-if that's okay with you of course..."

>>30122997
Dash is not for abuse

>>30123045
Sometimes you just have to give a woman a love tap in order for her to behave.
Dash is no different. Just a little tap is all she needs. Then she'll be cooking and cleaning and no time.

>>30123045
Don't reply faggot, it's the new cuck meme.
Just look at the catalog.

>>30123052
The only place a lady should be tapped is on her ass. I'll give Dashie a spanking when she's been bad but nothing else

>>30122997

The editing is insulting. That's MS Paint-tier shit right there

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>>30122416

I want Rainbow to circumcise my urethra with a cheap Back-to-School pencil sharpener her mom bought from Staples

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>>30122416
*Blocks your path*

>>30123172
What a gentleman.

>>30122434
She will never menstruate down your throat and clog your airways with her coagulated ovulatory sludge

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>>30123184
Let's take it down a notch

>>30123222
Take me down to your crotch

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>>30122416
>"Sup, fuckboi"
>"Guess who's the father?"
>"Better pay up that child support if you still want a piece of this ass, boy toy"

>>30123946
Why would I pay child support if we're married?

>>30122481
Who was in the wrong here?

>>30123240
You don't tell her what to do, she tells YOU what to do"

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>>30122434
No dash please!! Not the krusty kunt krusher!!
>Yes the krusty kunt krusher!

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>>30122537
Uh sorry dash, but I was gonna ask the sunnun out. I figured I'd have a better shot with her than you

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>>30123976
Well... idk I'm a degenerate.
If I found a girl like that I'd ask her to marry me on the third slap.
But then the whole smashing his head on the wall is a bit much, and I'm not talking about the kicks after that. This was clearly too much.

But I wouldn't even try to stop her after the first slap anyway.
fuck why is it so hot

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>>30123946
I could've sworn I was fucking your butthole this whole time. Are you that dry down there?

>>30122426
Hah no