Anonfilly Thread: Premature Ejaculation Edition

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>>30121154
Why filly fucking died?

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>>30121400
Some mod or janitor deleted it.

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Filly in the bath

>>30121522
boop her

>>30121522
that's a big filly

>>30121522
That bath is much too smol anon.

I am exhausted from derpyfest. Will post more after I have slept.

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Get the filly drunk.

I want Lulu to be my Mommy

>Be Velvet
>Anon was missing, possibly dead
>If Twilight found out, YOU were dead
>So now you had a half-dozen hospital staff searching the place for your Angelmuffin
>Where was Meter Maid?? How had NOPONY noticed a patient leaving?
>Maybe yelling at a receptionist would make you feel better
>As you approach the front desk, one question made your blood freeze
>"Mom? Why aren't you with Anon?"
>run deception.exe
"Well, Anon fell asleep, so I went to go pick up those comics we bought here"
>"Oh, well I wanted to see-"
"No no, you just finish your princess work, by the time Anon wakes up I'm sure you'll be here
>"Well, just make sure she takes her medicine, and gets enough to eat- she likes noodle soup, and-"

>Be Anon
>Using the bathroom took forever; you always took your time while human, but the tail and filly parts made the process even more time-consuming
>"Finish your graduate thesis yet?" Meter Maid remarked, with a smirk plastered on that dumb face
>You just stick your tongue at her, and follow her down the stairwell
>As you reach your hall, a visibly shaken Twilight Velvet is pacing around, back to you
>You try to sneak up on her and spook her, but she turned around when you were about 2m away
>She just stares dumbfounded, before running and picking you up in a hug, squeezing the air out of your lungs

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>>30121522
What a big filly

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>>30121736
of course I would

>>30121736
I want Big Filly to reserve /ss/ me

>A few days after your transformation, and Glimmer had finally left you alone in the castle
>Big mistake
>So after a short search and brief struggle against a lock, you had finally found booze
>You were pretty sure it was shit booze, but you didn't care
>Three small glasses and you felt pretty drunk
>Stupid filly body had zero alcohol tolerance
>You heard a door slam; hopefully Spike would be a good drinking buddy. Dragons could probably drink it by the barrel without getting tipsy
"Now Anon, I checked- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?"
>Oh great, it's GlimGlam
"*hic* Having a good time, whichyou *hic* probably wouldn't understand"
>Glimmer takes the bottle out of your hand, but the damage has been done
>"Listen here, while you live under MY roof, you'll-"
"Isn't this TWILIGHT'S castle?"
>"Well, I co-signed on the lease renewal, which makes me the half-owner"
"*hic* Keep telling yourself that."
>"Well, either way, I'm in charge, and I say it's bedtime!'
"It's seven."
>"Naughty fillies don't get to stay up."
>She drags you upstairs by your ear, practically shoving you under the sheets
>"Good night" she said harshly, closing the door behind her
>Dumb bitch
>At least you avoided bathtime

>Sun shines on your face, and you roll over, forcing your head under your pillow and trying to ignore your hangover
>Fuck Celestia
>Ofc Glimmer decides to ruin your morning, just like how she ruins EVERYTHING
>"Get up, Anon. We're going out"
"Go away"
>"You made your bed, now you have to lie in it" she says with a smug look on her face
>She doesn't realize all you want is to lie in your bed

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>>30121569
Sleep tight, poner.

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I wish for filly to pee in my mouth.

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Who wants to filly filly?

>>30122184
I want to fill filly.

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>>30122187
but that's lewd, Anon.

>>30122189
filly is for lewd

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>>30122211
Only if she wants to be for lewd.

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>>30122221
>one off
gotta kill myself really quick

>>30122230
I drew these quads as a cursed quad.
When you see it

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>>30122247
I may be too drunk, but I dont see what I'm supposed to see.
Help me, Anon.

>>30122354
>tfw you will never be a happy horsey

>>30122247
All I see is a cute filly drawing all over the place with a crayon like a bad filly.

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>>30122406
One day, Anon, one day...

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>>30121767
Do ponies even wear horseshoes?

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>>30121522
Holy shit that plush is bigger than I imagined. How much did it cost, like $80?

>Pic unrelated but fits the common theme of Anonfilly threads

>>30121736
what expression is this

>>30123034
drunk

>>30121736
for you

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>>30123164
>>30123034
Specifically tipsy-drunk. Here's sad-drunk

>>30123205
i want to pleasure sad-drunk anonfilly tenderly like she has never been loved before

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>>30123188
I'M CRASHING THIS THREAD

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>>30123210
>Wanting to molest a drunk underage cartoon filly who used to be a human dude
Do you think your ancestors are proud of you right now?

>>30123220
>implying i care
why do you lurk on this thread?

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>>30123205
beer-bottle Anonfilly is cute.

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>>30121154
What the fuck even is this thread

Like do you people actually unironically want to be turned into a child cartoon pony so you can be fucked or "bred" by people from /mlp/ or you yourself fuck an /mlp/ user that has been turned into a little filly? Do you realize how ridiculous that is
This is by far the most degenerate general on /mlp/ I mean it combines fucking pedophilia, transformation, beastiality and/or xenophilia and whatever other fetshes you might have and Tbh I gagged a lil bit upon discovering this thread
Please consider psychiatric help and reevaluate your life of you unironically browse this general and look at anon filly pictures

>>30123261
i want to comfort the drunk filly

"why do you drink so much?"
>"i always drink a little bit when i find myself thinking about home."
"but you drink everyday."
>she stares off into the distance

>>30121717
>Be Fillified Anon
>Sitting in the Canterlot Police Station with Twilight
>Tug at your shock collar; it was actually a pretty comfortable fit, you rarely noticed it
>"And can you describe these ponies?" Magnifying Glass asked
"Well, one was a mare with a purple coat, the other was a stallion with a blue one. They both had black manes."
>More jotting in his notepad
>All throughout this interview Twilight has been rubbing your back with her hoof
>"What about cutie marks?"
"I didn't see any; maybe they used makeup?"
>Glass took another swig of coffee while you scratched at one of your torso bandages
>"What about age? Size?"
"They were both normal-sized... but old.
...Like you."
>He scowled at that one
>"Anything else that could identify them? Scars, accents?"
...
"They were both very mean."


[NL]: Night Light [V] Velvet [T] Twilight
>Two hours later and you were at the train station, getting ready to board
>After such a traumatizing weekend you were heady to head home
>[NL]: "-I'm not gonna do your taxes again this year, you know how to use an abacus"
>[T]: "but you're so goooood at it Dad~"
>[NL]: Your brother has done his own taxes since he was eighteen, hell, when he was fifteen-"
>[V]: "Oh, Shiny was so responsible, that's probably why he was promoted."
>[T] "iwaspromotedtoo" she muttered under he breath
>[NL]: "Besides, I'm very busy with my new paper. Why, this may push the field of summoning from theory to practical. Maybe by next year we'll have invoked something."
>[T]: "Maybe something bipedal?"
>[NL]: "Possibly, but I need to finish my thesis first."

>You just sit and watch, hoping they'll reveal some dirt on Purple you can use to blackmail here.
>But alas, the horn of the outbound train dashed your hopes
>[T]: "Oh! We have to go!" Twilight burst out, picking up both your suitcases in your magic
>[V]: Remember to feed Anon more! She's too skinny!
>And so the two of you hopped on the train home, your short legs struggling to make the jump

>>30123396
Jesus I never remember my name

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jumping on the drunk filly bandwagon

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>>30123466

>>30122083
I love the little hat. I love imagining filly struggling to fit in, having a hard time understanding pony cues, being uninterested in conversation or non-maternal ponies. So Glimmer makes her wear the hat everywhere, and ponies start being kinder and more understanding, explaining things in an almost condescending way, trying to help her complete the simplest tasks. Being given extra time on tests by Cherilee, as her lack of Equestrian knowledge combined with difficulty adapting to minor differences in their language and alphabet was misdiagnosed as a learning disability.

I love imagining myself as that filly.

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>>30121154

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>>30123710
sleep tight, faggot

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Anon after having climbed a chair

>>30123737
show us her butt you faggot
and rotate that shit, im going to break my neck at this point

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A flank as per request

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>>30123759
lewd poses, then cum on her face. it is your destiny, young anon.

>>30123466
>>30123616
Do you think Twilight or any of the other ponies would punish you if they caught you drinking?

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>>30124695

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>Celestia take care of anonfilly for a day
>later that day

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>>30124695

Board is moving fast now.

>>30126870
High speed shitposting

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After being forcibly turned into a filly, Anon should try to be as dirty, lewd, and overall sexual as possible in order to embarass herself and Twilight (plus horse orgasms).

So then Twilight has to watch Anon like a hawk and try to prevent her from going full-slut, and wacky hijinks ensue.

I'd watch that.

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>>30127510
"Twilight can stalk your masturbation" is canon now.

>>30127510
If I were the filly, I would lie on my back and spread my legs in public every chance I get.

>>30127657
that is my fetish

>>30123396
>Be Twilight
>Sitting in your train compartment, putting your suitcases on the overhead
>Anon staring dejectedly out the window
>Scoot over closer to her, but don't make a move
>You found that trying too hard would just push Anon away
>Start thinking about your dad's research; apparently he had figured out summoning too
>If he managed to open a portal (opposed to runic conjuration), Anon may find out and try to go back
>Although the odds of Dad finding the exact same universe were extremely small, you worried a tad
>Thought about sabotaging his work, but you just couldn't. He had worked hard for this, and besides, this worst-case scenario was very unlikely to happen
>Anon's collar had activated less and less as time went on; either she had realized resistance was futile, or was adapting to her new life
...
>Maybe you would order Neighponese for dinner
>As you start thinking about noodles, you feel a slight pressure on your torso
>Anon was leaning on your barrel, half-asleep
>"How much longer?" she manages to croak out
>You've been on the train for MAYBE ten minutes
"It'll be awhile, why don't you just try to sleep."
>"I'm not tired, I just need... to rest... my eyes"
>You smile at this, and cover her with your wing
>You felt a little guilty orchestrating a kidnapping, but it was for her own good, in the long run
>Anon would be much happier as a pony
>She just didn't know it yet
>And every time she let out a ragged little breath, your heart melted
>Feeling her little body expanding and contracting with each one of these breaths made you so happy

>>30123396
>>[NL]
>>[T]
>>[NL]
>>[V]
>>[T]
>>[NL]
>>[T]
>>[NL]

Im not saying you should stop, but this is super annoying to read.

>>30124355
F

>>30124355
Someone should tweet this to Mootykins and post results.

>>30126077
based beautiful-eyes-fag

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>>30128415
Any suggestions? Greentexting conversations is hard w/ more than two characters

>>30129063
The same way you would in regular prose.

I want to be anonfilly and peer pressure nyx into drinking alcohol then watching her drunken antics as she nearly destroys ponyville.

>>30129085
Fuck off

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>>30129078
Tried that in an older thread and got negative feedback. Guess I'll give it another go.

Also it's good to see you back EatCarbS, we need greentexters like you who are actually good

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>>30129104
Anon, please be nice to your sister.

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>>30129085
>C'mon Nyx, it's just one shot, all the cool fillies are doing it. Twi won't find out, promise. And it's good for your liver, my doctor said so.

>>30129063
I suggest you fucking stop writing.

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>>30129157
Replace anonfilly for starlight

>>30129063
>"This is character A talking."
>"This is character B responding to A"
>"This is B continuing their response because they're a long winded faggot."
>This is an action from A to indicate they are about to start talking
>"This is A calling B a faggot."

>>30129210
Fuck, replace the last two A's with C.

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>>30129134
>good

>>30129210
pretty much this, read my story for examples

>>30129235
the issue is when more than 2 characters are talking to each other in a group, you can either use mannerisms in each line to indicate, or do the "said x", "responded y" shit

>>30126077
>"Since I’m banned from 4chan for ISP or IP range, who knows(...)"

wew fug

>>30129151
fuck off

>>30130270
Be quiet anon you don't want her to cock vore you again, do you?

>>30130310
Well now I have incentive.

>>30130227
Took me forever to realize she's playing in a fountain

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>>30129085
Nyx? I don't know of any pony called Nyx. Do you mean Nyx Assassin? Because /v/ is over there.

>>30131557
Happy filly. Probably blackmailed Trixie to get a ride.

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>>30131850
Naw, Trixie seems happy. Might be some equine BDSM fantasy, or maybe she just enjoys spending time with best filly

>>30127995
>Be Anon
>Wake up as the train comes to a slow stop, eyes slowly blinking
>Let out a high-pitched yawn, stretch your hooves out against Twilight's wing
>A small jolt of pain hits you as you stretch a bruised muscle
>You were still kinda pissed at Twilight, but it was better living with her than in some mudslime pehophile ring
>Shit, was there even religion here?
>As twilight gets up, you slump to the side and rest on the train seat; you can hear her giggle at that
"Joke's on you purple- I'm gonna be up... all... all night" you manage to whisper out
>"Sure thing Anon. Can you get up?"
>You thought about making a joke about getting it up and your lack of penis, but too tired
>Instead Twi just puts you on her back, walking out with your levitated suitcases
>Her mane smelt nice, like strawberries

>20 minutes later and you were sitting in front of a bowl of noodles, steam rising to your nostrils
>In the battle between hunger and fatigue, hunger always wins
>Thankfully horses never invented chopsticks, since they had no fingers
>So the two of you ate quietly, evening sun casting an orange glow over the dining table
>Even though there was no chicken or beef, dinner was actually good; maybe horse taste-buds were adapted to a vegetarian diet?
>Life didn't suck TOO much dick, at the moment

Filly bump

>>30132152
>Be Twilight
>Not a good morning so far
"Now Anon, let's be reasonable-"
>"NO!"
>She still had her hooves pressed against the door frame, resisting all of your efforts to push her out
>Getting the backpack on her was hard enough
"You'll like school, you'll make SO many friends, and-"
>"NO!"
>You needed to convince Anon to go; if you just magicked her to school she'd run off or make disturbances, likely of a sexual nature
"Anon, you need to go to school, why-"
>"I don't needa! I already graduated!"
>You decide to try a different approach, and stop trying to push her through the doorframe
"Alright, I guess if you want to act like a FOAL, you can. A BIG filly would know that an education is impo- don't sulk back into your room!"
>More pushing
"I'll- I'll pay you!"
>Suddenly she stops squirming
>...
>"How much?"
"Uh, a bit a day!"
>"Make it two" Anon said, trying to make a hardball face. Unfortunately for her, scrunching her muzzle only made it cuter
"One bit, and bonuses for your grades."

>10 minutes later
"Okay, so 1.2 bits per day, to be paid in sums of six bits per five days. Sick days are not counted, and performance will be based on a accrued-sum point system for total grades...
...
...and contract can be renegotiated at the start of every school year. Happy?"
>"...what about inflation?"
"Just sign the stupid contract"
>And so Anon scribbled a messy signature, placed her hoof on an inkpad, and added a hoofprint next to her name. You then sealed the scroll with a ribbon, placing a gold sticker on the front for good measure
>"Wait, are you an authorized notary? Who are we filing-"
"Just come with me" you motion with your hoof, and the two of you left fifteen minutes later than planned.
>Of course you had expected a delay, so hopefully you'd be a couple of minutes early.

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>>30133358
Anon isn't a filthy commie, and Equestria seems libertarian anyway.

I want a comic of Celestia ordering her secret police of Anonfillies to arrest suspected communists such as Glimmer.

>>30133083
>Be Anon
>Still trying to figure out the exchange rate from bits to dollars
>Did you get Jewed?
>Eventually you see a little red schoolhouse in the distance, some purple mare ringing a bell in her mouth
>Welcome to Little House on the Prairie
>"Look, Anon, there's Miss Cherilee! Let's go introduce ourselves!"


>"Miss Cherilee! How are you?"
>"Oh, wonderful! It's surprising what a new blend of coffee can do for your morning!" The pair laughed at that, while you just quietly stared at the grass.
>"I am so excited to teach your child, although she's going to have to work a little harder to catch up with the class. Now, I read your letter, and made sure to prepare for her... special needs."
>"Thank you, Cherilee. It means a lot to me, and I wouldn't pick anyone else for the job" Twilight responded, casually pulling you in for a hug with her hoof
>Maybe you could tell Cherilee about your situation; teachers were supposed to watch out for child abuse, right?
>As soon as you think about spilling, your collar gave you another zap
>Cherilee gave you a sad look, before brightening into one of those false smiles adults use. "It's okay, Anon. Twilight told me about your conditions, so I've made sure to make special accommodations your needs. Why, my cousin is epileptic-"
"Wait, accommodations?"
>"Nothing serious" Cherilee answered, avoiding direct eye contact.
>Great, she thinks you're retarded. Plus, she was probably told to never take your collar off, because seizures
>"Now I'll be back to walk you home from school Anon, so be a good filly for Mommy until then." Purple explains, giving you one last hug before flying off
>"Let's get you settled in, Anon. I'm sure you want to meet your new friends."
"Yeah, right" you mutter under your breath. You had always hated kids, and that was before their heads constituted 30% of their mass

Precautionary bump?

>>30133083
this make me laugh

>>30121522
>tossing stuffed animals into water

Worse than Stalin.

>>30130572
Playing dumb is known to actually make you dumb :^)

>>30134342
filly is going to fall over

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filly belongs in the trash

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>>30136434
Indeed

I want a green where filly lives in the trash, none of that orphan or adoption shit, just surviving in a cold uncaring big city in an unusually colourful world

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>>30121888
Greentext of khorn

LoL anon is a little cunt, I love her and want to sniff her jim jams.

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>>30136629
Homeless Anonfilly when?

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>>30123316
>so we can be fucked and bred.
No retard, it's so we can get drunk and act ani-social in public and still get fawed over because we're small female children. It's a whole new start with it's own set of challenges, if you can't relate to any of that as the ultimate escapist fantasy then I say this

get out. You fucking normie. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>30123316
>maybe if I keep posting this in every thread they'll stop
go away and never return normie, your kind have no power here

>>30133752
>Be Anon, standing in front of class
>Why'd Cherilee make you do this? You didn't want to introduce yourself to these fuckfaces.
"Uh, I'm Anon."
>Cherilee gestures for you to continue with her hoof
"And I don't want to be here."
>That one got you some laughter; maybe you could play the class clown bit?
>Cherilee frowned, before deciding to move things along
>"Does anypony have a question?"
>Scootaloo managed to raise her hoof first
>"What's the collar for?"
"To make sure I don't go Postal on your flanks"
>Confusion
>"Maybe we could discuss that another day" Cherilee deflected. "Any other questions."
>Nothing. Good, you were sick of standing up here
>"Alright, why don't you sit down Anon. We should get class started"

>Of course your desk was in the middle of the first row
>Taped the the front of the desk was your name written on one of those papers with the dashed line in the middle, the borders covered in flowers and butterflies
>Also one on the back of your seat, probably for the other foals
>"Alright class, let's open to Chapter 5 of your History Workbook"
>Shuffling noises as everypony opens up their desk and pulls out a blue workbook, titled "Equestrian History, lvl 2"
>You raise the lid of yours to find a red one, subtitled "Primer Edition"; you flip through it and realize it's definitely below your level
>You open to Chapter 5 and compare it to Featherweight's, who was sitting on your right. His had less pictures and a smaller font
>Yep, you definitely got the retard book
>As you check through the desk, you find that all four of your workbooks are red
>You also find a pair of earmuffs, oddly enough.

>>30137396
These greentexts are brilliant my dude. Keep them coming.

>>30137396
Good shit, mate.

>>30137396
It's shit.

>>30137396
7/10

>>30137396
the only way any of this shit Anon is going through is gonna be worth it is if he does go Postal on everypony at the end

I want to be anonfilly and make Nyx read hentai

Then one night she has a wet dream and manifests tentacles to use upon my filly body in her sleep

>>30137396
>Be Anon
>Just finished the Writing part of class
>Spelling was pointless, but at least you had improved your hoofwriting
>Cherilee kept giving you weird glances, and you're fairly certain those notes she was writing on her clipboard were related to you
>"Alright class, it's lunchtime. Be sure to stay close to the schoolhouse"
>Everypony- no, EVERYONE got out boxes and bags, heading outside to eat
>"And don't play with that beehive!"
>You fumbled in your backpack, pulling out a paper bag Twilight had packed for you
>Though as you looked up, you realized Cherilee was standing next to you, wearing yet another one of those artificial smiles that kids would fall for
>"How has class been, Anon? Is everything okay?"
"No, I've been t-"
>zap.midi
>She puts her hoof on your shoulder
>"It's okay, Anon. I'll do whatever it takes to help you succeed."
"Why do you think I'm retarded?"
>"Anon! That is a very mean word, and I do not think-"
"You clearly gave me remedial books"
>"You just need a little help catching up is all."
"And what's with the earmuffs?"
>"Oh, well, a student a few years ago who was also epileptic had sensory overload issues. So if the class ever gets too loud, just put those on. Okay, dear?"
"Mm-hmm."
>"Go outside and make some friends. And I don't want to hear you say the r-word again. You're just.. special."
>You saw the way she looked at you, like a charity case.

>>30138219
Fuck off

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>>30138249

>>30133083
/biz/ filly when?

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>>30133401
>Libertarian
>Secret police

You literally have to pick one.

>>30138289
Hey fag. Did you notice the white horse next to it?

They're Celestia and Luna dolls.

>>30138797
That's clearly Hemera

>>30138813
Your mom's Panama.

>>30138839
You have anal parkinsons

>>30138245
cont. when?

>>30138970
Don't you have an unfinished story?

>>30138985
Shouldn't you fuck off back to 8 chan?

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I took a peek into this thread and I must say, I have no idea what's going on.
Here's a thing I made, just for you, how would you respond to her?

>You will never be a young lad in the land of cartoon horses, going to school and getting sexually harassed by the green filly classmate that might have once been some anon.

>>30139718
>I took a peek into this thread and I must say, I have no idea what's going on.
This is the main posters of this thread.

>what do

Give her the lunch

>>30139718
I would go with the all time classic: "Y-You too."

Nice pic drawfriend

>>30139718
>I took a peek into this thread and I must say, I have no idea what's going on.
Well, it used to be about you turning into a filly. But right now it seems ot be more about you being with the filly.

Honestly kinda sad when you think about it. Those who used to say that we are treating Anonfilly as an OC are speaking the truth right now.

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>>30139780
>Honestly kinda sad when you think about it. Those who used to say that we are treating Anonfilly as an OC are speaking the truth right now.

Isn't it only natural? You should have expected it to turn out like this.
It takes a niche within a niche within a niche to actually want to be the little filly: not only does it involve transformation, it also involves genderbending as well as some degree of age regression, most anons still prefer to stick with the human body when doing Anon in Equestria, and this takes it even one step further by swapping the sex.
I'm not dissing the concept, to each his own but the point is, once you give it a cute appearance, you best expect anons to have lewd thoughts about it and for Rule 34 to kick in.

A lot of anons are a lonely bunch, some are just plain sexual deviants, but you have to admit the concept of a once human Anon turned filly is quite alluring to many: we often argue about stupid shit all the time, but we also have good moments, fun moments, we have shared interests, we autistically sperg about our in-jokes and memes that an average person wouldn't understand, we draw, we write, we talk all for the enjoyment of ourselves and others because do you know you're all my very best friends?
Think about all that, then apply it to the body of a cute little filly, is it any wonder why things changed from being the filly to being with the filly?
The fact that the average Anonfilly was formerly a man won't really dissuade many, and in fact might even be a plus to some, men are from Mars and women are from Venus after all.
Though, whether or not Anonfilly would reciprocate, is the real question.

Well, I think I reached my daily quota of autism by making a long winded post about the possible reasons for people to have an attraction to an amalgamation of anonymous stereotypes inserted into an OC pony of a cartoon show aimed at little girls.

>>30140065
Yeah, basically
I'd be fine in Equestria if i was human, gender irrelevant, i think.

I'd maybe be ok with being a pony, so long as i was at least a unicorn so i could use magic. Preferable if i was a mare because sex would be better, though magic could probably make gender interchangeable anyway.

As for being a filly.. it grants the benefit of being able to live longer, and the early years of being care-free and better prepare for living in the pony world. If all knowledge from adult human life was retained though, it'd provide advantages that no other pony would have.

Personally just enjoy the concept of a cute filly that thinks and behaves like an adult, don't really think about being the filly myself, but i can see the merits(as previously mentioned)

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>>30138970
I'll update soon, just kinda busy. Maybe in a hour?

>>30138640
It's her privatized Secret Police™ whom she pays in bitcoins

>>30138245
>Still Anon
>Sitting out on the grass, next to a few foals
>Snips, Snails, Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon
>They were closest to the door, and yo had to pretend to be well-adjusted
>Based on her possessions, DT was rich, so always a good friend to have. Plsu you could go golddigger when you were older, assuming she swung that way
>You open up your sack, pulling out your food. Daisy sandwich, potato chips, juice box, cookies.
>How did this world have packaged juice boxes but no electricity? Zero consistency.
>Cookies had obviously been bought; who did Twilight think she was kidding?
>Plus a folded piece of paper, which you promptly opened
>"Have a good day at school Anon, I miss you so much XOXO" -Twilight
>Thoughtful, but a touch creepy

>After finishing eating, you just wandered away from the group
>All their conversations were so dumb; you were probably like that at their age, but being an adult in a kid's body alienated you
>So know you were poking a hole in the dirt with a stick
>Look up and see Cherilee watching you from a window
>Did she watch all of her students?
>Princess Pissy probably put her up to this

>The next twenty minutes were pretty boring, until you started throwing rocks at a beehive with no response.
>Eventually you heard Cherilee ringing that bell with her mouth again and trudged backed in
>The rest of the day was Math and Science, so you just drew on some paper you found in your backpack
>*Someone* had bought you a 64-pack of crayons, so you had many shades of blood to work with

>>30139718
I want shitposters to fuck off

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>>30140955
Anon is probably redpilled, so she'd probably hate zebras. But what about dragons?

>>30141697
Eh, he contributed SOMETHING to the thread, assuming he actually drew that. Pecking order goes:
>Artists
>Greenwriters
>People who contribute to discussions
>Subhumans
>Nyxfags
>Shitposters who just tell contentmakers to fuck off

>>30141763
>Nyxfags
>Above literally anything

Fuck off

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>>30141776
Considering you're the reason nyxfags became shitposters, yes.

>>30140955
Anon could have impressed them with his math and science knowledge.

>>30141729
>Violent
>Greedy
>Incapable of raising their young
>Been around the longest
Dragons are Aboriginals

>>30141820
I'm not even aussie and I had a giggle at that

https://pastebin.com/cCMbArUP

>Thankfully the kites are easy to launch with Starlight's magic.
>Both your kites are effortlessly fluttering in the wind in no time.
>"I like kites. You just let them fly, and all the stress of the day melts away."
>It may work for her, but you're not sure if its working for you.
>Starlight gives you a concerned look.
>"You're not ok, are you"?
>You sigh and look back up at the kites
"Honestly, I don't know."
>"Is it Twilight? I know she can be overbearing at times, but she really is a good pony."
"Well, sort of. I guess. A few days ago I was just living my life as normal, and now I'm sitting here in a pony world flying a kite with hooves."
>"Is it really so bad though?"
>Is it?
"Yes... and no."
>"Oh?"
"I don't mind it here, but the whole becoming a filly thing is a little unwanted."
>"Maybe you'll grow to like it?"
"Maybe it wont be permanent, at least I'm hoping."
>"That would be interesting to see."
"I'm afraid it is though."
>She bumps your shoulder with a hoof
>"Well I'll be your friend no matter what."
>You smile and bask in the silence of flying kites.
>Maybe it is soothing to the psyche.
>You're broken out of your relaxing kite flight by the sound of a raspy voice.
>"Scoots! Go long!"
>"I got it! I got it!"
>You turn to the sound of the voice to see a fast moving blur of orange and purple headed right for you.
>Before you can move it slams right into you, knocking you over.
>You land with a hard thump on the ground.

>>30141863
You should do Nyx :^)

>>30141867
Fuck off

>>30141863
Need more updates from you, esp. since your Twilight isn't a manipulative bitch.
And pretty much everyone on 4chan hates abs, welcome to the club

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>>30141876
Can we just write a script that uses this response for every usage of you-know-who?
>Pic related, brave Anonfillies arresting a nyxposter before he shot himself in the back of the head

>>30141958
>your Twilight isn't a manipulative bitch
^:)

>>30141863

>The impact dazed you, and for now you can only lay on your back and try to comprehend what happened.
>"Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry, are you alright?"
"I... think?"
>Several hooves hook around yours and pull you up.
>One set belongs to Starlight, the other to an orange pegasus filly.
>Did she run into you?
>"I'm really sorry, I didn't hurt you did it?"
"I'm ok I think. Heads spinning a little."
>A light blue pegasus with a rainbow mane lands next to you
>You thought you had seen all the varieties of colors, but never expected one to have all of them.
>"Geez, Scoots. Really did a number on her."
>"I said sorry!"
"It's ok."
>You brush the dust off of yourself as the filly gives you a looking over.
>"Are you new? I haven't seen you in Ponyville before"
"In a manner of speaking, yes."
>"Oh, cool! I'm Scootaloo."
>She points over to the blue pegasus.
>"And this is Rainbow Dash, the coolest pony in Ponyville!"
>Rainbow dash ruffles Scootaloo's mane.
>"You know it, kid."
>Scootaloo playfully pushes back.
"I'm Anonymous."
>Scootaloo extends her hoof in what you would guess is some sort of pony handshake, and reciprocate.
"Nice to meet you. I guess we'll let you get back to your kite..."
>"Oh my gosh! the kite!"
>Starlight starts looking around the air frantically.
>You dropped the string when you got knocked over, and the kite probably flew off somewhere.

>>30142002

>"Where did it go?"
"Could be anywhere."
>Starlight interjects
>"Lets split up and look for it. The wind is blowing in the direction of the trees, so it could be tangled up in there. Rainbow Dash and I will look on the left side of the path, Scootaloo and Anon take the right side."
>"Sounds good, lets go!"
>Rainbow Dash takes off and speeds towards the trees.
>Damn, she really flies fast.
>"Wait for us Dash!"
>The three of you run towards the trees in pursuit.
>Starlight starts looking for Dash on her side while you and Scootaloo start looking for the kite in the trees.
>The both of you keep your eyes in the canopy on the lookout for the kite.
>"So where did you move from? Fillydelphia?"
"Fillywhatia?"
>Oh great, she's probing you about your past
>Should you make up a persona, or just lay out the truth?
>"Uh, yea. Guess you're not from there, huh?"
"No."
>You decide to tell her where you actually lived before you ended up as a filly
>"Never heard of it."
"Yea, It's uh, pretty out there."
>"So why did you move here to Ponyville? Just curious."
"It's a long story..."
>"Oh, ok. What do you do for fun, besides flying kites?"
>Is she going to let up?
"Oh, just whatever sounds fun at the time. What about you?"
>Hopefully your deflection works
>"Well, Hanging out with my friends is my favorite. Also love riding my scooter around, and hanging out with Dash."
"I noticed."
>"Yea, should have watched where I was going. I can blame Dash though, it was her idea to do a long throw."
"But a short one wouldn't be awesome."
>"Yea, you're right."

>>30142118

>You catch a glimpse of colorful cloth hanging from a branch
"There!"
>You point towards the jagged branch with a hoof.
>"Awesome! I'm glad it didn't blow away, I would feel even worse than I already do."
"Stop beating yourself up over it, shit happens."
>Scootaloo gasps
>"Did you just say the..."
>oh, yea, you did
"Oops."
>You walk over to the branch where the kite is tangled.
>It's a good ways up there, and you're not sure you could even climb the tree to reach it.
>"Can you grab it with your magic?"
>magic? Oh, right.
"I can't use magic."
>"Oh..."
"You have wings, can you fly up and grab it?"
>"I... can't fly."
>Well, shit
"I guess we have something in common."
>"Ha, yea."
>She looks over to the lowest branch.
>"I think if one of us gives the other a boost, we could climb up and grab it."
"Or we could just find Starlight and Rainbow Dash."
>"But that's boring. Who's climbing, you or me?"
>You barely learned how to walk as a pony, there's no way you're going to climb a tree as one.
"You."
>"Alright, my fault it's up there anyway."
>You position yourself at the bottom of the tree and give her a boost, which enables her to grab the lowest branch.
>You watch as she gracefully pulls herself from branch to branch like a dexterous and youthful version of yourself.
>She reaches the kite and manages to untangle it, and works her way back down.
>She jumps off the final branch using the kite and flapping her wings furiously to slow her descent.

>>30140955
>Be Twilight
>Finished a relaxing spa day with Fluttershy and Rarity; it was nice of them to invite you
>Now it was time to pick Anon up
>Teleport in front of the schoolhouse
>Grounds are empty
>Oh shit, you were late

>Anon sitting dejectedly by the door, staring at the dirt
>Looks up happily when you appear, then gives you a dirty look
>Cherilee pops her head out the door
>"Oh, Twilight, can I talk to you?"

>"Now Twilight, about-"
"I just want to say that I'm SO sorry, I meant to be early."
>"Well, it's not about that, Miss Twilight, although Anon seemed disappointed when you didn't arrive."
"Then what's the problem?"
>"Anon has been showing tendencies I thought you should know about."
"Did she try to seduce somepony? Because I told her-"
>"No, no. She didn't try to socialize; barely talked to anypony besides me."
"She tends to avoid others"
>"And she indirectly referred to herself as 'retarded', a word I do not allow in my classroom"
"Did she cuss?"
>"No, that was the extent of her crassness. Also, I kept count, and" Cherilee glanced down at a clipboard, "her collar activated eleven times. Is this a normal amount?"
"A bit more than average, but at least it's working. Is that everything?"

>>30142206
>"No. Lastly, I wanted to talk about this" she answered, pulling out a piece of paper covered with drawings. Upon closer inspection, about sixty percent of them were humans and ponies being stabbed, decapitated, and shot with some kind of arrow. Some of the deaths were quite... creative.
>"This is obviously quite inappropriate for a filly her age, and I don't understand what these two-legged creatures are. How do you imagine she was exposed to this?" Cherilee asked, giving you a suspicious stare
"Well, I adopted Anon after Foal Services took custody. I'll ask her about this" you answer, shuffling the paper into your saddlebag. In one corner of the paper, Anon had attempted to write something, but every time she tried to write anything after 'I' the writing became completely illegible
>"And I'd like to finish by saying that Anon was mostly attentive and well-behaved. She just needs... a little help"

>You step outside into the bright sun, not directly looking at Anon
"Come Anon, we're going for a walk"

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>>30142185
>"I can't use magic"
>"I can't fly"
Good, the two invalids are friends

>>30142206
Also, quit posting at the same time you two. Too much text, not enough images

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>>30141820
"Der Dragen sind ein Krebs auf Equestria, und sollen sein morbit"

>>30141994
>stopping a Nyx poster from being an hero
why?

>>30142339
No, he mysteriously killed himself after entering custody. The officers were then given medals for making the board a better place, and the nyxfag was buried in a shallow unmarked grave which is now frequently peed on by homeless ponies and occasionally vomited on when Lyra loses a drinking contest.

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>>30142339
"shot themself in the back of the head" is a joke about officers shooting a suspect then claiming it was suicide, since doing a hero by gun typically is up from below the chin or through the side of the head

>But it might be suicide this time, since ponies cant pull triggers

>>30142185
He's an unicorn?

>filly

>>30142339
Because Anon is tsundere for Nyx

>>30142371
Suicide by two rifle shots to the back.

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Anon having fun with a seapone.

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am i doing this right?

>>30143327
I think that is a male twilight.... wait;
OH NO, now I can't get the thought out of my
head that anonfilly is just dickmilking a male
twilight.

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>>30142575
>he
but yes, unicorn.

>>30143339
now I've got the imagine of spike with two dragon dicks feeding both anon and nyx

>>30142575
Guess so. Sucks that she's magically impotent

>>30143497
Is she? Maybe she just hasn't learned yet.

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>>30140270
>As for being a filly.. it grants the benefit of being able to live longer,
>The spell that turned you into a filly also prevents you from turning old for some reason

>>30143552
i want to ravage cumbank-filly

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>>30143552
No, Anon will be a filly forever, and nothing you post can convince me otherwise

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>>30143327
M-more please

I want to cock vore the filly

>>30144064
fuck off

>>30144064
One choice.

You can either stay with Nyx

Or get cock vored as a filly

What do?

>>30144089
Cock vored by Nyx for the sole purpose of procreation

>>30144089
<Someone else's post from an old thread>
How else do you think she is forever a filly? It's a curse. Once she reaches a certain age of fillihood the nearest cock wielding creature gains the uncontrollable lust to cock vore her then pregnate another pony with her remains and get reborn into a filly again by the next day.

tfw you retain all your memories </theirpost>

The advantage of this is that every time you're reborn you get to suck crotchboobs

>>30143327
Well, how else is she supposed to get protein on a vegetarian diet?
Anon /fit/izen confirmed

>>30144301
I assumed it was more like kenny from south park

>>30144157
fuck off

>>30144344
Do you not want to have a nyx futa mommy faggot?

>>30143327
More of this please

>>30143327
I want to suckle milk from Twilight's boobs.

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>>30143327
Cadance and Twilight nursing their respective foals while having a casual conversation

Then I can die happy

>>30144685
nyxanon looks cute

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Have your rump pumped.

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threadly reminder that Anonfilly is dead inside

>>30145834
anonfilly should stop pushing nyx away when she just wants to help

>>30142215
>Be Anon
>You had hoped that you could just teleport home, or at least fly, but it looked like Purple wanted to have another "talk"
>"How was your day Anon?" she starts in a neutral tone, undoubtedly probing
"Okay. Just boring."
>"Did you learn anything?" she asked, still not looking at you
"A bit about the War of Griffon Independence"
>"Oh, that's good. What about math?"
"Uh, nothing really. It was just times tables mostly, so I didn't pay attention"
>"I figured. So you decided to draw THIS instead" she turned to you, an expression of anger on her face as she waved a crumpled sheet of paper in front of you
>You'd thrown that away; were they going through your trash?
>"You don't have anything to say??"
"I don't see the problem" you said, not stopping to chat
>"Don't walk away from me!" Twi grabbed your shoulder, stopping you in your tracks
>"THIS- this isn't okay. I don't know where you learned to be so violent-"
"In case you'd forgotten, I'm a grown man, not some undersized horse. I can do what I want
>"No, you're not, and no, you can't. The sooner you get that through your stubborn head, the sooner you can be happy here!"
>The two of you walked in silence; as you approached the castle, Twi hit from a different angle
>"And what is this?" she pointed her hoof at the spastic marks in the corner
"I-I was trying to draw a missile, but it kept coming out wrong"
>"How dumb do you think I am?" she asked rhetorically, poison dripping through her words
"I-"
>"You were trying to tip Cherilee off, weren't you?"
>You remembered the shocks burning you when you tried to write for help
>"I thought of EVERYTHING. Don't think you can outsmart me."
>You had turned your head away, avoiding her gaze as she tore you a new one
>"I think we're going to have to try some old-fashioned punishment
>She grabs you by the ear and drags you inside
>ohshit.png

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Have a short mid-day update

>>30142185

>You have to admit you're at least a little bit impressed by her agility.
"Awesome, thanks."
>"Mmmhmm!"
>The two of you head back to the field in relative silence.
>As you make your way back you see that Starlight and Rainbow Dash have already returned, and they're talking to Twilight.
>As they two of you approach you overhear a bit of their conversation.
>"Honestly I'm not even that worried about the kite, I can always make another one."
>"You sure? I can make a farther sweep of the trees."
>"Its fine Rainbow. Anon and Scootaloo are still over there anyway, maybe they'll find it."
>Twilight interjects
>"Maybe they'll be friends! I think Anon could use some, with her trouble and all."
>You're just about to rejoin them, but something in you decides you should eavesdrop instead.

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>>30146388

>You wrap a hoof around Scootaloo's neck and pull her into a nearby bush with you.
>"W-wha?"
>You shush her and keep listening in on the conversation.
>Rainbow takes on a concerned tone.
>"Trouble, what kind of trouble? Is she ok?"
>"Yea, its just that she didn't arrive here in the best of conditions."
>"Oh, gotcha."
>Starlight gives Twilight a questioning look.
>Rainbow gently lifts off the ground
>"Well, I'll go take another look, maybe I'll find those two fillies while I'm at it."
>Before anypony can reply, she's already sped off
>"Anon, why are we hiding?"
"Shh... This could be important."
>Twilight and Starlight share a silence for a moment before Twilight speaks up.
>"You know, I have this crazy idea."
>"Oh?"
>"A crazy and stupid idea, and I want your input."
>"Can it be any worse then stealing the cutie mark magic of an entire village and bending everypony to your will?"
>Twilight chuckles.
>"No, not even close. Its about Anon..."
>She gazes out into the lush green field before continuing.
>"Just seeing her struggle to cope, It makes me want to be there for her. I've never had the chance to have a foal of my own, and she was practically dropped in my lap."
>She looks Starlight in the eyes
>"I think I want to adopt her."

>>30146397
o shit m8

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>>30146126
>>30146388
Interdimensional play-date between Lucky / Unlucky anonfillies when.

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>>30146388
Oh man, every time I write something you immediately post after and one-up me

Good shit m8.

>pic related, hurry up and do a sick-day green

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>>30143302
>anon is staring you all the time

>>30146532
Anonfilly plushie comes to life at night and raids your fridge while you sleep.

>>30143327
Almost. Just needs more diaper

>>30143327
>>30147106
It's just Stage Two of Twilight's 5-step plan to eventually unbirth Anon

I saw n*x in the show.

>>30146126
>Be Twilight
>Pulling Anon into the living room
>Just when it seemed like she was assimilating, she'd pull a stunt like this
>You sit down upright on the couch, and bend Anon over your metaphorical knee
>She starts squirming, anticipating what was coming next
>*SLAP* You hit her across her buttocks with your hoof, putting significant force behind it
>She lets out a muffled cry
"You are a bad filly, Anon! Disobeying me"
>*SLAP*
"You could have ruined your life! Our lives!"
>*SLAP*
"Don't ever try to undermine this family!"
>*SLAP*
Bad filly! Bad filly!
>*SLAP* *SLAP*
>Anon was crying now, but this was a lesson she needed to learn
>You give her a few more whacks for good measure
>You sit there for a moment, letting her choke out a few more tears.
>You grab Anon under her front hooves and lift her on your lap, facing you
>She just stares and sniffles into your chestfluff
>You place your hoof under her chin and point her face up to look at yours

"What did you do wrong?"
>Anon mumbles something under her breath
"What was that?". If it was more backtalk, her behind would get that much redder
>"I tried to tattle on you."
"And why is that bad?"
>...
"Do you want another spanking Anon?"
>"B-because they'd take me away."
"And I don't know what they'd do with you afterwards. Do you want to be dissected on a laboratory table? Or forcibly impregnated by a dragon?"
>You were exaggerating heavily, but she seemed to believe you
>Besides, anything was possible
"...I'm only doing this, ALL of this, because I love you. I love you very much."
>She hugs you tightly, and you return the embrace for a moment before breaking it off and placing her on the ground
>You gesture to the stairs with your hoof
"Now go to your room and think about what you did"

>>30147532
Shit how will people know I like it in the butt?

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>>30147543
we would still know because everyone in this thread likes it in the butt

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I want someone to write Twi as a full stalker

After her stillbirth, she tries to forcibly adopt Anon. After her offers are repeatedly refused, slowly chasing her through the Everfree and quietly watching her from a distance in public places. Whenever Anon tries to go for help nopony believes her because Twilight is such a good princess.

"Anoooon, Mommy made a cake! Don't you want a tasty slice? iiiiiit's chocolate, your FAVORITE!"

Also her stillborn is in a preservative jar in her basement, along with the crib and toys she's been saving for Anon.

>>30147702
Get to writing then.

>>30147702
Write it nigger.

>>30147532

I hate this Twigles but I can't help reading this because it makes me happy to think about being this Anon.

>>30147532
aww yiss, good old spanking

>>30148203
god old motherly child abuse

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>>30148389
You're making all of the little fillies howl.

>>30148203
Aww yis, a good old kidnapping, child abuse, insanity, and multiple other crimes.

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Is viral's story dead.

I was hooked on the paste bin

>>30148754
All stories are finished or dead sans mine and assfaggot's.

>>30148183
There are some characters that you just love to hate. Like Dolores Umbridge or Glimmer.

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>>30148519
*Angry howling intensifies*

>>30146397
I'll draw unicorn anonfilly for you if you keep writing your cute story.

>>30146581
>oral
>not cock vore

anonfilly has pleb tastes

>>30146397

>Starlight gasps.
>You feel a deep sickness in the pit of your stomach.
>"You're right, it is a crazy and stupid idea. I mean, becoming a mother just out of the blue?"
>"I don't know. Mares are naturally driven to nurture, and I don't feel like I'll ever have a foal of my own."
>Twilight flutters her wings.
>"It's not easy to get a date when you're an Equestrian princess."
>Starlight exudes her doubt in posture.
>"I don't know Twilight. What do you think Anon will say?"
>Twilight beams.
>"Well, it's either stay with me or live at the orphanage. I have a feeling she'll chose the former. What pony would choose to be an orphan?"
>You would, as you feel an anger swelling inside of you
>Who does she think she is?
>Thinking she can just use you as some sort of wish fulfillment vessel.
>Why can't she just leave you be, and let you live?
>Why is she trying to force you into this life that you don't want?
>You feel yourself grinding your teeth when Scootaloo puts a hoof on your shoulder
>"You alright? I didn't know you were an orphan..."
>You let out a breath
"I'm fine, lets go."
>"Good, I feel pretty uncomfortable spying on Twilight anyway. Can we not do this anymore?"
"Sure."
>You mentally prep yourself as the two of you leave the bushes and head towards Starlight and Twilight

>>30149553

>"Oh, hey! You found it!"
>Starlight waves at you once she sees the two of you approaching
>You put on a fake smile
>"Yea, with Anon's help I was able to pull it out of the tree it was stuck in. You should have seen it!"
>As if almost on queue, Rainbow Dash lands next to you, which startles you a bit given the speed
>"Awesome, you found it!"
>You stare off in the distance in an attempt to control your anger when Scootaloo bumps your shoulder
>"Wanna play some catch maybe?"
>Its time to deflect
"I have to poop!"
>You're certain you instictively put on a retarded face.
>The group of ponies gives you a strange look
>Twilight points over to a small building by the edge of the park
>"Uh... the restrooms are over there."
"Thanks!"
>You take off as fast as your little legs can carry you while leaving behind a group of ponies confused by your antics.

>>30149558
What a twist! Twilight wants to adopt unlike Starlight from last time.

>>30147600
I've been staring at this image for minutes,
looking at it from multiple angles, and I STILL don't understand it, and the name tells me nothing. Can anyone explain? What am I looking at?

>>30149558
>>30147532
Also I want more, preferably in the form of a haiku

>>30149610
Twi realizes that now that Shining is married and has a foal, he's become their parents' favorite, so she's trying to reassert her dominance.

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>>30149222
Digits confirm that Kek wills this artwork.

>>30149558

>You didn't actually have to poop.
>In fact, you didn't even stop at the restrooms.
>You made sure the ponies weren't watching before you walked on out of the park.
>You had no place in mind, since you really weren't familiar with much beyond what Twilight had shown you earlier.
>You just didn't want to be anywhere close to them.
>Fuck them, especially Twilight.
>She wants to play mom to fulfill her own stupid desires at your expense.
>What about you?
>Does she care what you want?
>Are you doomed to play a pawn?
>You're starting to feel like you have no say in anything involving you, and its infuriating.
>You find yourself stomping through the street while ponies give you questioning looks, but you pay them no mind.
>An aggressive and angry walk is probably what you need.
>You don't want to make any stupid decisions without thinking things through.
>You just want to keep walking right out of this stupid town and never see any ponies ever again.
>But that's a terrible idea
>Where would you go?
>What would you eat?
>And sleep?
>Maybe you could talk her down.
>You could play along, at least to get what you wanted.
>You felt astute enough to game the situation in your favor.

>>30149714

>As you walk along the paths of the town in deep thought, you accidentally bump into someone
>Falling flat on your ass is painful
"AH!"
>You should have been watching where you were going
>In front of you lays Spike, sprawled on the ground surrounded by bolts of linens he was presumably carrying
>He must not have seen you either
>"Oh, sorry Anon, didn't see you there."
"Gah, its fine... I wasn't really watching either."
>"So... what's up? Where's Twilight?"
>Think fast
"She said it was ok if I explored Ponyville on my own for a bit."
>"Oh."
>Queue awkward silence while Spike picks up the bolts of cloth, with you trying to help to the best of your ability.
>"Well, see ya around, I guess."
"Ditto."

>>30149723

>You watch Spike walk off when a moderately evil idea surfaces in your thoughts.
>You're going to spy on Spike.
>Do you have anything better to do?
>Not really, It sure beats skulking around.
>Honestly, you're feeling angry enough that you just want to be an asshole to everyone.
>And test the limits of how much you can fuck with them.
>You creep slowly behind him, careful not to clop your hooves or be noticed.
>Sticking off to the edge and just out of sight, you follow him through the streets.
>You hide behind some empty barrels to watch which direction he'll go next, but you accidentally knock one over.
>He turns to look behind, and you quickly roll behind the others.
>"Huh, that's strange."
>Whew, that was a close one.
>You tail him for a bit longer until he stops at a particular building
>Spike finally makes it to what appears to be his destination, and enters.
>A vibrant and colorful building, It almost looks like carousel.
>As you approach, you see a sign above the door that reads "Carousel Boutique."
>Ha, clever.
>You're just tall enough on your hind legs that you can peer into one of the windows.
>You see Spike.
>He's talking to a white unicorn.
>She looks like a bitch.
>Probably not as much of a bitch as Twilight though.
>They're talking, but you cant make out what they're saying
>They move out of your sight.
>You think about going inside but you don't want to blow your cover.
>You're about to leave the window when they come back into view.
>Spike is following the marshmallow pony carrying several bundles of the fabric.
>And that look in his eyes.
>Ha! No way!
>Spike is totally orbiting this one.
>He's definitely got the hots for her.
>More sinister ideas enter your mind as you leave the window and make your way to the door.

>>30149726

>A telltale jingling announces your presence as you push open the door to the boutique.
>A feminine voice emanates from the next room.
>"Coming!"
>This place is interesting.
>Mannequins surround the room dressed in what must be considered fashionable apparel.
>Several vanity stations line the far wall.
>decorative curtains and mirrors hang from the walls.
>The white unicorn emerges from a doorway.
>"Welcome to Carousel Boutique! where every garment is chic, unique and magnifique."
>Ha, she's kind of cute actually.
>You guess Spike could have chosen a worse crush.
>"You're here all by yourself, darling?"
>You nod.
>"Well, was there something in particular you were looking for?"
>Speaking of crushing, its time to crush.
"I was wondering what Spike's girlfriend looks like. You're very pretty."
>Her marshmallow face turns crimson.
>"I-I, what?"
>You're holding back laughter.
>"Hey Rarity? Where should I set these bolts down at? They're kind of heavy."
>Rarity turns to the doorway.
>"Just put them anywhere, Spikey."
>Oh man, she's even got a nickname for him.
>This is just too rich.
"Oh my gosh! It's so cute!"
>You start walking slow circles around the flustered mare while wearing a smug smirk.
"He's always talking about how great you are. How you're the most beautiful mare there ever was."
>You lose your composure for a second, but thankfully it fits into the act.
"He was right."
>"W-we haven't met before, darling. What's your name?"
>of course she's trying to deflect.
>You'll just let it bounce back with full force.

>>30149733

"Oh! My name's Anon!"
>You beam and hop a few times.
"And you're Rarity! What a pretty name. It suits you."
>She blushes.
>"So darling, what exactly are you doing here?"
>Spike walks into the room.
>"Hey Rarity, wha- oh. What are you doing here Anon?"
>You beam
"I just wanted to meet your girlfriend."
>"M-my, girlfriend?"
>He's sweating
>You've got the brand right under his scaly bottom
>"Spike, why would you tell her that I'm your girlfriend?"
>Rarity gives him a stern look
>"I didn't! I swear!"
>He puts his arms up defensively
>You cant take it anymore
>You burst into a fit of rapturous laughter and roll on the floor
"AHAHAHA! Oh my god, the looks on your faces!"
>You're running out of breath
>Rarity turns her stern look to you
>"Darling, you shouldn't joke about personal matters like that."
>like you give a fuck.
>"Spike is not my 'boyfriend.'"
>Spike bows his head dejectedly.
>Tears of amusement roll across your cheeks.
>Spike speaks up.
>"Are you sure Twilight said it was ok for you to be by yourself?"
"Yes, would I lie?"
>Rarity chimes in
>"What is going on, Spike?"
>"Its kind of a long story. I'm pretty sure Twilight was planning on talking to everypony."
"Well, its been fun, but I've gotta run!"
>You merrily walk your filly behind out of the boutique, the bell signaling your departure.

>>30147702
(Here you go, S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Shadow of Canterlot)

>Be Anon
>Trying to draw a scenery shot of Ponyville Square
>Hard to get the angles right with these stupid hooves
>You look up from your drawing pad to see HER again
>Just watching, smiling a little bit
>Be glad that you're in a very public place

-2 weeks earlier-
>You had recently woken up in Equestria as a filly, no idea how or why you spoke the language
>After plenty of bureacracy, you had managed to get an audience with Celestia and Luna
>They actually believed you, and had their 'best ponies' on it
>They put you in Ponyville since running a private lab in Canterlot or Fillydelphia would draw too much attention
>They have you a small stipend plus room-and-board with one of the researchers, Sample Size

>A few days later, and *she* showed up
>You were just sitting on a hill, looking up at the clouds and enjoying the breeze
>When a shadow loomed over you; you glanced over and saw a purple pony looking down at you, smiling
>Oddly enough, she had horns AND wings. Talk about winning the genetic lottery.
>"Hello!"
"Um, hi"
>"Would you like to be friends?"
"...sure, whatever you say."
>"Great! You know, I have some cookies at home I'd love to share! How about you come and we can get to know each other better?"
>You knew better than to follow a stranger into their home
"I, uh, can't. Very busy right now."
>"Oh, okay. I'm sure we'll meet again VERY soon"
>You just trot away a bit quicker than usual

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>>30149737
GODDAMMIT QUIT POSTING AT THE SAME TIME AS ME, YOU'RE STEALING MY THUNDER AND (YOU)'S

>>30149793
(Alicorn: Isolation)
>A few days later, and you were sitting at the Cartwheel Cafe, eating some soup
>Kinda wish you had gone with the sandwich
>Just reading the comics section of the newspaper when you hear a scraping noise
>Put the paper down and see her there
>Apparently she was 'Princess Twilight', a highly esteemed member of the community
>"Oh, Anon! What a surprise!"
"...... I don't remember telling you my name."
>"Oh, I found out ALL about you."
>As a princess, she probably had connections
>As you lay down the paper, she reaches across the table and holds your hoof
>"I just want you to know I'm here for you."
>You slowly retract your hoof, and start to get up; but she just pushed on
>"Oh, you're staying with that Sample Size stallion, right?"
"...Maybe". You didn't want her to know where you lived, but she seemed already aware.
>"Well, you should come live with me! I have SO many empty rooms in my castle, and I think you need a... mare's touch." she proposed, reaching out to touch your face; thankfully she was a couple of inches out of range
"I'm fine, thanks. You should already know that I'm a competent, independent adult"
>She just shook her head at that, like she knew better

"Hey Sample Size, did you talk to Princess Twilight?" you asked as you entered the house, dropping your saddlebag by the door
>He popped his head out from his study
>"Why, yes, she offered her services to our research, and of course we could use a mind like hers on the project. She was very interested in you, so I guess we should count ourselves lucky."
"Yeah, lucky..."
>You spent the night up in bed, staring out the window to make sure nopony was watching you

>>30149831
(Silent Filly) [I'll get back to my main story soon, I swear. This prompt is too fun.]

"I'm telling you, something's up!"
>"Princess Twilight is obviously just invested in interdimensional science, she's been proposing studies for years-"
"She just seems a BIT too interested in me."
>"You're the only Planeswalker we've encountered, so obviously she wants to find out more. Now, I have a train to catch to make sure our funding doesn't get cut. Just have a good time while I'm gone."
>He left out the door, and you just appreciated him for a moment. Treated you like a roommate and talked to you like an adult, not some kid.
>The polar opposite of one pony you knew
>You just sat in your room reading comics for about an hour, when you heard a knocking at the door
>ohgodletitbeanyponyelse.mp3
>You open the door a crack, making sure the chain lock was up
>Thankfully, it was the crosseyed mailmare, Dapper or Dipper or whatever her name was
>"Uh, one letter for a... Anon?" she asked, holding out an envelope
"Uh, that's mine" you said, holding your hoof through the crack, into which she handed you the letter
>"Have a nice day!" and like that, she was gone

>The envelope had no return address
>After a moment of apprehension, you opened the envelope. Inside were three pages.
>The first one was a detailed drawing of you and Twilight happy in a field, complete with flowers and butterflies. It actually looked really well-done; did she have it commissioned? She didn't seem like the artistic type
>The second page was covered in what seemed to be lipstick marks, with an "XOXOXO" neatly scribbled at the bottom
>The third page was a list of benefits of living with her, including 'Home-cooked Breakfast' and 'Bedtime Readings'
>You just looked at the letter, to a face of confusion at a nonexistent camera, back to the letter, repeated about eight times
>You eventually noticed a name for the drawing on its reverse side
>'Mother-Daughter Fun Time'

>>30149866
(Amnesia: A Machine for Ponies)

>30 minutes later and you were yelling at Mayor Mare
"THIS ISN'T NORMAL!"
>"Just calm down Anon, there's a perfectly reasonable eplanation for this"
"YEAH, IT'S THAT SHE'S UNHINGED!"
>"Princess Twilight has always been friendly to her subjects, why, when Applebloom went investigating Zecora-"
"THIS IS NORMAL FOR HER?!?" you yelled as you waved the kissy-mark paper in her face
>"I doubt that's actually her, Anon."
"Wha- huh?" The paper had a drawing of her, a list of reasons to live with her. What more-
>"It was most likely a prank by somepony 'hazing' you, see, they didn't use her special stationary, and there's no signature to identify-"
"So you're not going to do anything?"
>"Of course not, Princess Twilight is the most valuable and respected-"
>You slammed the door on your way out

>So now you sat in Ponyville's only bar
>They wouldn't actually serve you any booze, but you figured this would be the last place she would look for you
>So you just ate bar pretzels and tried to stay close to as many ponies as possible
>You actually managed a few hours before you were found; once you heard those determined hoofsteps, your heart dropped
>"Now Anon, this is no place for a little filly"
"I'm an adult, don't you get it-"
>"Aw, you're tired! Why don't you come home and take a nap-" she tried to grab you by the hoof, but you pulled back
"No."
>"Anon, listen to your Mommy."
"If you try to drag me out I will kick and scream and cry rape."
>"...They love me, they wouldn't believe anything you said."
"Wanna bet on it?" Maybe she was uber-popular, but people tended to side with little kids irregardless.

>She paused before putting her forehead to yours and nuzzling you affectionately
>"Well, I'll see you soon. And here's a present for my little angel." she pulled out a small package wrapped in a red bow, placing it on the counter. She then walked out the front door, but you never lost that feeling of being watched.

>>30149928
>You decided to open the package then and there
>You'd feel a bit less scared surrounded by other, much bigger ponies
>They wouldn't believe your story, but there was at least safety in numbers
>So you opened the package and pulled out a small scrapbook
>Leather-bound, titled "Treasured Memories"
>You hesitated, then opened it
>First page was a picture of you stepping off the train to Ponyville
>Hoofwritten caption read: ' Radiant Dawn's First Day Home'
>Dawn? You turned the page looking for answers
>Picture of your first meeting with Twilight on that hill
>'Mother and Daughter Reunion'
>Reunion?
>Next page was a picture of your cafe meeting
>'Lunchtime' with a smiley face
>You flip oncemore, questions piling up in your head
>A picture of Twilight holding her letter
>'A Happy Surprise for my Pumpkin'
>The next picture stopped your heart and froze your blood
>'A Sleeping Angel'
>Obviously taken while inside your room

>>30147532
how is this Anon so retarded as to believe purple here?

>>30149956
>It took you ten minutes to quit hyperventilating
>Nopony else would listen to you in the bar; most of them were already pretty drunk
>It WAS getting late, and Sample Size wouldn't be back 'til morning
>You had evidence, you just needed to last the night

>Apple Bloom popped her head out of the Carousel Boutique; her face turned from confusion to happiness rather quickly!
>"Anon! You made it to our slumber party!"
"Heh, yeah. My schedule got cleared."
>"That's great! Come inside, we're doing our hooves!"
>You had forgotten a pillow or blanket, but they were more than happy to give you some of Rarity's spares
"Hey, where's Rarity anyway?"
>"Oh, she's in her room" Sweetie Belle answered "She's VERY sick and doesn't want to be bothered"
>You hold the package tighter to your frame
"I really think she should-"
>"Her words were 'Don't come in unless somepony's bleeding out'" Scootaloo elaborated in a decent impersonation
>So you spent the next couple of hours applying hoof polish and talking about pointless stuff
>At last it was time to go to bed
>12 more hours, YOU COULD DO THIS
>But of course you heard a knock at the door

>You began praying to God, Celestia, Kek, GabeN, that it be ANYPONY but her
>But you did not get digits
>"Oh! Hello Twilight!" you died a little on the inside when you heard Sweetie Belle's words
>"Oh, good, I found Anon. Her mom's very sick and she asked me to take her home."
>You try to scream for Rarity, but the words stop in your throat. What sorcery was this?
>Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle push you toward the door with their heads, but you try to lean against them and stop yourself in vain
>"I know it's scary out in the dark, Anon. But Twilight's here! She'll keep you safe!"
>Pretty soon they had shoved you out the door and under the moon
>You tried to turn around and bang on the door, but Twilight's magic pulled you back, and she dragged you behind her

>>30149986
>After you were a few meters away from the Boutique, you felt your throat muscles relax
"HELP!"
>But it barely came out in a conversational tone. More magic, undoubtedly
>"Oh Dawn, you were always SUCH a troublemaker" Twilight giggled
>She was certifiably insane, how had nopony noticed before? You struggled against her magical grip, to no avail.
"What-"
>"You know Dawn, what I said was true. Your mom IS very sick."
>As you kept trying to yell, your voice simply got quieter until it was a whisper
>"She's SICK of missing you so much!" she exclaimed, nuzzling you oncemore
>Maybe somepony would go for a nightly jog?
>"Now, I've got your room all ready; the hardest part was choosing a wallpaper, so I went with hearts."
"Why do you call me Dawn?" you ask in that raspy whisper
>"That's a story for another time. You know, it'd be easier to just TELEPORT home, I'm sure you're all tuckered out after so much fun with your friends!"
>A pop and a purple flash of light, and you were in some bedroom
>Hearts on the wallpaper, a twin-size bed in the corner, toys and dolls lining the walls
>You try to resist, but she's bigger and ridiculously good at magic
>"Now let's get you tucked in!"
>She gently but firmly shoves you in bed, tucking you into the sheets
>You try to wriggle out, but the blankets have some sort of vice-like grip on you
>"Normally I'd read you a story, but it's so late I figured you'd be sleepy! So sweet dreams, pumpkin. I'll see you in the morning!"

>After an hour of violent thrashing, you managed to escape your bed
>You quietly rushed for the door, but it was locked
>Your room was four stories up, and the window was locked too. Probably magically invulnerable
>Nothing useful in the drawers
>DAMMIT, you were screwed
>You bucked the wall in anger, but heard a tiny crack
>You listened for a moment; Twilight probably didn't hear
>You bucked again, and again, and on the fourth try the hole in the wall was big enough to shimmy into

>>30150023
>Surprisingly, the area in-between walls was somewhat roomy
>By navigating around and forcing through weak areas in the floor, you got several floors down
>Were you on the first floor now? Naw, it had been five, so basement
>You were on a timer here; hopefully the insane mare wouldn't check on you during the night, and you'd have a few more hours to escape
>You managed to find another weak spot in the all, and after ten minutes you broke through
>The room was dark, no windows to let in moonlight; definitely the basement
>You rushed down the room, passing some storage boxes, a cupboard, a few small gardening tools
>You rush up the stairs and blitz for the door
>You twist and pull in vain, but it's locked
>You slam the floor with you hoof in despair, but it obviously didn't crack
>WHY DID THIS HAPPEN TO YOU??
>WHAT DID YOU DO TO DESERVE THIS??
>You wiped a tear and steeled your nerves
>Maybe you could use a garden shovel to pry it open or something
>As you walk towards the tools, you feel a dark presence emanating from the cupboard
>It feels like you're magnetically drawn to it, and you start walking towards it
>You weren't sure you wanted to look inside, but you had to
>The door creaked as you slowly opened it
...
>And inside sat a single large jar, filled with a translucent green liquid
>A small, slightly deformed face stared at you, eyes closed
>A stillborn
"Dawn, I told you it was bedtime."

>>30150034
And yes, that's the end. See ya tomorrow.

>>30149553
So Glim Glam and Anon cuddles are dead then? What a terrible shame.

F

Any writing prompts?

>>30150189
Instead of twilight, Filly anon was adopted by shining and cadence a few weeks prior to flurry heart being born.
Describe any moment between then and present day.
Hard mode:No one is abused

>>30150194
Fuck off, you generic nig nog.

>>30150207
>Anon desperately sprinting through the castle trying to get away from candyass who is trying to get him into a dress
>Anon plays O&O with Shining and his nerd friends

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>>30150319

>>30150194
How about a story where another pony gets regressed with anon.

>>30150039
So... Anon is dead?

>>30150144
>implying

>>30151349
Anime was a mistake.

>>30151425
you were a mistake

>>30151637
How can an accident be a mistake?

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>>30149737
>>30150034
>mfw I wake up to twenty pages of greens

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>>30151717
We are all god's mistake

>>30147532
>Be Anon several days later
>"Now, I think that's everything. Let see, sleeping bag, flashlight, water bottle
>Rainbow Dash was taking you and Scootaloo camping
>Surprisingly, Twi was letting you go
>Possibly because of, or in spite of, the fact that she seemed dumb as a brick
>"...and your blankie. Is there anything else you need?
"No, Twi." you said with a bit of exasperation. She was on her third list now.
>You hear a knocking and head for the door with just a wee bit of excitement
>You fling open the door and see Dash and Scoots standing out in the afternoon sun
>Scootaloo was wearing some ridiculous Girl Scout-esque garb; it was hard suppressing your laughter
>"You ready squirt?" Dash asked in that obnoxious voice of hers
"Don't worry about me, just try to keep up."
>Twilight came up to the door behind you, smiling at her old friend
>"Rainbow! So good to see you, thank you for taking Anon blah blah blah blah"
>You look over at Scootaloo, but neither of you say anything. You didn't know each other that well.
>"...and don't even THINK about playing any pranks, she's already scared of the dark-"
"Am not!" I mean, this world had dragons and shit, who knows what monsters could be lurking in the shadows?
>"Haha, I'll tone it down, but no promises. YOu girls ready to go?" Rainbow asked
>The two of you just nodded, Scoots more enthusiastically
>"Well let's go~oo~oo already!"
>You get a flashback to Bender Bending Rodriguez
>Huh, you hadn't remembered anything from your old life in a while
>"Have fun Nonny, I can't wait to hear all about it when you get home!" Twilight waved as the three of you set off
>Did she put Rainbow up to this?
>It was always hard to tell with her, she was like a spider weaving 4D webs

>>30151637
This thread was a mistake. Merge it with /ptfg/.