>The new protagonist of the series is the reformed Starlight Glimmer, one of the flattest characters in the series.
>Discoshy, a creepy pedo looking ship, is canon
I get why this fandom is dying
>>30116161
Those types of dolls and clowns creep me out, man.
Just specifically those ones, too. Not the Bozo or IT ones, just those ones.
>>30116194
DUDE THAT'S CREEPY
You ever wonder how we first discovered you could drink cows milk?
Like you just know, at some point some crazy motherfucker was either dying of thirst or just plain curious and he decided to drink cow titty juice.
I wonder if the same thing happened to ponies?
>>30116161
>Discoshy, a creepy pedo looking ship, is canon
We'll find out in a little over a week.
>>30116194
>>30116202
ooga booga booga booga
>>30116321
LITERALLYCANTEVENRIGHTNOW
eh, it's better than having more terrible Rainbow Dash episodes.
>>30116338
Fuck you, I love that alpha cunt
>>30116161
Pedophilia would imply that Fluttershy is under the age of 13.
>>30116161
>"I'm not a bad pony. I'm not a good pony. I'm THE pony."
>>30116563
Well, not exactly pedophilia, but the ship it gives that grossly sensation when you see 20 years old girl dating a 70 years old geezer
>starlight
>flat
yeah, no.
>>30116726
Describe her personality.
>>30116161
>Discoshy
All I gotta say on the subject is that Discord must have some kind of giant knobbly vibrating eggplant for a dick, 'cause he sure ain't winning no ladies with his personality or good looks.
>>30116741
She likes kites :D
>>30116581
>>30116726
As a villian she was a complete character and now they erased all her traits leaving just a plain good-doer, the only thing that give life to her episodes are the side characters with problems, she can be changed for a background pony and it keep being the same thing.
>>30116213
What I'm more curious about is how that crazy motherfucker convinced everyone else it was the thing to do.
>>30116741
>impulsive
>obsessive
>easily stressed
>sarcastic
>controlling
>sensitive
>feels guilty for her past
>qt
>competent and leans heavily on her magical abilities
Literally me
>>30117359
All that but in little proportions, not exagerated making her realistic, but that doesnt fit in this cartoony world full of hyperboles, she has the traits of an average background pony, even applejack in the begining have the applus making her at least more funny. PLAIN SHELL OF A CHARACTER.
>>30116581
Starlight is literally the Roman Reigns of MLP. Is being pushed to the top with a shit ton of resistance
>>30116809
WTF I like kites now!
>>30116161
>is canon
Oh god even the people against it belive the fluttercordfags lies.
>>30116161
>pedo looking ship
nigga whut the fuck are you talking about?
>>30116213
Actualy we have evolved to digest lactose in 6 different places around similar time that people started to domesticate camels, sheeps and cows in middle west, europe and africa. Its something we evolved recently, around few hundred thousands years,
Some part of the world, especially the tribes that mostly provided food due to hunting, are still lactose intolerant since digesting lactose is usually only possible when you are an infant, but thanks to drinking animal milk we are adjusted to digest it our entire life.
>>30116707
>what is Jack/Ashi
>what is Rose/Greg Universe
>what id Dr Who/Rose
>what is Edward/Belle
>what is Marco/Jackie/Star
Somehow i don't really think Hasbro would care about age difference between a horse and chimera horse. It would be different in Equestria Girls, but thats a sole reason Discord isn't there.
>>30116161
I agree on Starlight, but FlutterCord is awesome. I want them to have kids in the future generation.
>>30118096
Well, those old characters looks young, Discord is plainful a geezer, the only ships that look good and include him are the one who pair him with old and immortal characters, like the princesses sisters
>>30118868
He has black hair so he is pretty young. Also his pony persona is of a young stallion. So you are reaching here hard.
Not to mention Hasbro ship tease them in the first place because litle girls love it. Also it is positevly progressive anyway.
>>30118096
>Dr Who
Actually it's just The Doctor
>>30116161
>Thinks Discoshy is pedo.
>Doesn't realize Fluttershy is the "mature" one of the couple.
>>30116161
>The fandom is dying because of these things I don't like.
Get the dick out of your mouth before typing, OP.
>>30118999
>It's okay, officer. I know I'm 65 and she's 14, but she's very mature.
>>30118888
>Also his pony persona is of a young stallion. So you are reaching here hard.
His pony persona is a 2-second gag that nobody remembers except for shipcucks like you who are grasping at straws. Besides, the whole point of the gag was for him to shape the pone face into his own.
>>30118888
He can take whatever form he likes, it not represent any biological age
>>30116321
Kek
>>30119279
>fluttershy
>14
Zebra, what the fuck are you on? the mane six are all like 22+.
Yeah, a dude who's 65 dating a 25 year old is weird, but its perfectly legal. Plus, he's immortal, so the Age difference isn't the same as with someone of her species.
I mean, 14 would be like applebloom or scootaloo.
>>30120773
And Discord is 65. The fuck are you on about?
>>30116321
I want to make spooky clown love to her.
>>30121103
Spoky clown is a sensitive soul and its not for lewd.
>>30121834
If I every meet a sad person I will follow your advice and never have sex with them even if they say they want to.
>>30121890
Yeah bro, keep em pure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQXceINz810
>>30119279
full pedo
>>30118086
Huh, fascinating
>>30116809
Kites are flat, well they are quite alike
>>30122253
from what is that?
>>30117359
>competent and leans heavily on her magical abilities
>Literally me
wut