Why are ponies so sexy

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>>30113975
They aren't.

>>30113975
pony is not for sexual

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>>30113975
They were designed to be the perfect creatures.

>>30113997
>not for sexual
It makes them even more sexy

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>>30113975
According to some idiots, it's because you're a furry.
According to a different set of idiots, it's because you're a zoophile.
And according to another set of idiots, it's because they look "exactly like women."
The truth is, ponies are sexier than anthro shit and real horses, and of course they're much sexier than people. They're just pure perfection.

Because human women are so shit in comparison that another creature that hits roughly half of your biologically hardwired "Ideal mate" signals is enough for you to consider fucking them, further compounded when you take into account the average mare's intelligence and emotional state.

>>30113975
because you are a degenerate

>>30114025
>The truth is, ponies are sexier than anthro shit and real horses, and of course they're much sexier than people. They're just pure perfection
/thread

>>30114044
I already knew that

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>>30113975
>no feet

Disgusting.

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>>30114025
>They're just pure perfection.
Exactly.

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It's the constantly visible marevag.

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>>30113975
Is this a lewd thread? I missed those so much. Sometimes it's better to let the imagination run wild.

>>30114129
something about Coco makes my benis go nuts

>>30113975
>Why are ponies so sexy

There are a number of factors, actually. Humans, like most other animals, are hardwired to find certain physical traits attractive. There's an actual term for it, but I can't for the life of me remember what it is. In particular we seek out symmetry, smoothness of features, a healthy body shape (read: big ass), lustrous hair, etc. Exotic colors and large, clear eyes are also both cues for attractiveness.

Basically, a lot of the same things that trigger our protective responses also trigger our reproductive responses. There's a pretty fine line between "oh that thing is adorable" and "I'm going to fuck it."

>>30114152
is her vulva being smacked

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>>30114323
Maybe

>>30114456
>you will never vulva bust a mare

>>30113975
Pony is not for sexual.

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>>30114480
>Pay some random farmer to access his mares
>Bond with a mare of your choice for some time
>Fug in bagina :DD
Speaking of which, any of you anons own a mare or two?
Ia there anyone that actually sells his mares like that?

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>>30114552
Oh how wrong you are. They are the most sexual of animals.

Just like humans.

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Such sexy, sexy ponies.

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>>30114572
Pony is for sexual.
But pony is not JUST for sexual. They need cuddles too.
Always remember that.

>>30114588
NO! It's a filly. Bad anon!

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>>30114794
A sexy, sexy filly.

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>>30113975
pic related

>>30113975
because their pussies can wink and gush hot mare cum

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>>30114872
>smooth, clear skin
I thought fluffy is sexy

>>30113975
They're drawn that way.

>>30113975
Where insert penis?

>>30114567
>Ia there anyone that actually sells his mares like that?

Not in Trump's America, filthy pervert!

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I would lewd the filly gently.

>>30114025
So all of the above?

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