Herd Thread #3: Live, Damn You!

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>>30109748

Y'all are killing me.

Do we just move to AiE at this point? Thoughts?

>>30109773
Just let it die and leave it at the other board. No need to bump or sift through for the herd content.

https://pastebin.com/Lr6CgELH

forgot to mention I had one of these. might as well leave it here in case some anon decides to make herd thread again. I'll be in AiE for now tho

>>30109773
but aie sucks!

>>30109773
Why not RGRE?

>>30109773
AiE mate. It fits the bill and isn't going anywhere in a hurry. Herd greens will slot in no worries

>>30111717
This

any stories from this thread that end up going on AiE will never be read. so many people never even bother going to that thread.

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IT WAS MY FAULT! I DIDN'T BUMP!
>>30111717
>>30112268
That logic is a little off.

>>30111717

RGRE doesn't want you

>>30109773
I don't know. I'm torn. I like having a dedicated Herd Thread. I've been lurking the AiE thread for a bit. There's a hell of a lot of shitposting which I can ignore but just to sift through it gets tiresome. I just want my romantic, comfy comedic Herd greens and civil discussions.

We definitely shouldn't go to RGRE. We'd the the "not RGRE enough" reeeee'ing despite the high quality of greens Hawkeye, Leaf et al have produced. Like I said over in AiE. I'll follow you guys where ever you go. I'm also lurking /gtpone/ and copied the last thread's OP text over there yesterday. Just to make sure we had a surviving copy somewhere.

pg 8

>>30112579
false

Bumpin for interest and potential prompts

>>30113354
Hi Spanky. Glad to see you around. I know we had some prompts lying around. Let me see if I can scrounge them up after work.

>existing herd loses it's only stallion
>mare get the idea to court Anon into the herd
>of course Anon just thinks they're friendly mares

pg 8

>>30114806
ew sloppy seconds

>>30114806
back to the cuckshed with ya!

guys, should we go beg the cyoa thread for a herd quest cyoa? it would really help keep the thread alive, especially if it was a drawn cyoa.

>>30114945
I mean, I don't plan to go bother them myself. But you're welcome to.

>>30111717
Because while Leaf and I both write about Anonymous living in Equestria, neither of our stories feature Reversed Gender Roles. Hell, if Azathoth comes back, his story is the literal antithesis of RGRE. I don't think we fit the criteria, and I don't want to hear the pissing and moaning about how we aren't "real RGRE" and whatever.

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GAS THE GENERALS
HERD WAR NOW

>>30114817
>>30114939
No, no, no. I guess I should've been more descriptive. I was thinking more along the lines that the herd's only stallion dies leaving the mares widowed.

Oh, I just thought of something else. Or Anon was the dead stallion's adopted brother or best friend; whatever. He takes in the herd. or some such for example.

>>30115098
BACK TO THE KEKSHED WITH YOU!

take your sloppy seconds and your cuckold fantasies with you!

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>>30115083
GAS THE FACISTS!
TOLERANCE WAR NOW!

>>30115098

I think this was actually common practice back in the day. It was simply for the sake of survival. Broken family units knit themselves into new family units. It's not a bad premise, I just don't have time to write the one story I've got, let alone do this idea justice.

I think it would work especially well set in pioneer times. Maybe with Granny Smith or some such.

@30114817
@30114939
@30115304
No cuck was mentioned. In fact the prompt was clarified. That you immediately go to 'must be cuck' says much about (you). Issues much?

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Maybe a herd with a couple of the Elements, Trixie and Derpmeister where she becomes Anon's favorite and best Alphamare because she isn't self-obsessed and takes her duties to the herd seriously.

>>30116363
Derpy as Alpha. Hmmm.

>>30115367
That was the genesis of the idea. Other archaic practices I thought of but did know how well they could be herding adaptable:

*Mares can marry ONLY after the oldest mare in the family is married.
*Youngest mare in the family is NOT allowed to marry EVER because she is expect to care for the parents in their old age. (Perfect example movie "Like Water For Chocolate" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103994/ )
*Arranged marriages (arranged herdings?)

No worries Hawk. Just work on your story. I'm anxiously awaiting the next chapter.

pg 9

>>30116885
Arranged marriages would probably be more likely among the nobility in olden times. Nowadays, with the likes of Princess Cadence running around, it's probably falling out of favor unless the families are exceptionally political/dynastic.

Arranged relationships with political motivations combined with Herding would actually allow even more complicated family alliances than usual. Families A, B and C, and possibly more, all represented in the same herd. Probably leads to quite a bit of jockeying for position and authority within the Herd. Is the stallion actually in charge, or is he just 'along for the ride' so to speak, and the Alpha mare makes all the real decisions? Is there not an alpha mare at all?

(The family trees of the Canterlot nobility are probably almost impossible to make sense of, even more so than Earth's infamous noble families)

Old fashioned farming Earth Pony families might also have done the arranged herd thing.

The Pie Family uses the choosing stone, which is basically a magical arranged marriage device.

>>30116885
Another archaic practice could be package deals. If you want one mare, you have to take all her sisters as well.

To prevent herds becoming fuckhueg this wouldn't include half-sisters by default.

>>30116885
So, going with this idea:
>Anon likes Marble
>Yet this piece of culture doesnt allow them to be together
>Anon has to make a herd of the pie family, conquering each of the sisters hearths, before being allowed to try going for Marble
>Only then he gets to know that the youngest must always stay to help the aging parents
>Happy farmer life ending
|or|
>Marble decides that she doesnt want to join the herd, making his journey pointless
>Other pie sisters must do stuff to lift their loved back up

>>30117037
>Arranged relationships with political motivations...
A herding story with a side of political intrigue; hmmm.

>>30117129
Or to 'marry off' what is perceived to be the homely, unattractive daughter.

>>30117201
I like your thinking here. A sad, punch in the feels story. I don't know if my heart could take it which means it should be done. Not everything is sunshine and rainbows; ya know.

>>30117201
how about a more realistic one

like they all reject him

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>>30117383
Writing the 21 chapter story now.

>>30117407
thats bullshit but i believe it

which story was it where anon was forced to pick a herd by Celestia, mares were lining up, Lyra aand BonBon was included?

>>30114806
>>30116363
I'm kinda getting an idea for something out of this. Maybe surviving members of a separated herd try to rebuild up to a select number of members and Anon gets roped into it. From there anon needs to convince another two or three to join.
Or something like that anyway.

>>30117670
I'm thinking of calling it A derpy six pack or Blueberry muffins.

>>30113336
>>30111717
All you would need to do is make mares the normally dominant sex and you are golden, ignore the autistic reeee er though.

>>30118111
There's definitely more than one, but yes, they should definitely be ignored

>>30118277
Gonna go fuck that thread up right now familam. :^)

>captcha: ROAD DANGER

RGRE or not ITT. Either is acceptable. That is the difference between us and RGRE. Write what feels comfortable for your story. Like I said back in >>30113207 . I'm kinda sappy and just want to read some romantic, comfy and/or comedic Herd greens. Having related civil discussions without all the REEEE'ing found in the other threads is a welcome bonus.

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That one guy with ideas and no writing talent is back and i really can't stress this enough Rarity is best ponewithLuna as a close second
Im just going to dump the same ideas in here from the last one seeing as people were asking for prompts
>Anon coming down off meds, depression or anxiety for example, since warping to land of pones
>Crazy night terrors attract lunas attention
>otherworldly horrors and imagination scare and intrigue nighthorse
>start a herd with alpha luna to sleep for more than 20 minutes
>side unicorns to give dream pone time for royal duties, moon, etc
>Stops nightmares completely by visiting dreams which is taxing night after night or can lessen them with magic from outside
>possible comedic spin of manly anon by day, lunas baby bitch at night

>hot mare herd is slightly more than anon expected
>tiny horses require much
>takes to underworld life to pay for/sustain herd
>pool hustler, debt collector, enforcer, arsonist, etc
>escalates until anon is an unspoken legend among low life and black markets, always gets the job done, no trace
>possible moral dilemma with assassination contract, ie never killed but so many bits but blood on muh hands but a barn full of hay with that much gold

>Anon, Captain of the Royal Guard, Anon the Maimer, Anon 'Mace to the Face'
>human bone and muscle structure are vastly superior to pastel pones
>Wades through bandits and would be attackers like Sauron in a day care
>crushes siege chimera skulls with each swing
>herd of guards/ elite strike force?
>herd of nobles?

>evil pony cult try to summon daemon to help their fight against the princesses
>instead of drawing forth a warp monster to posses their leader Anon gets teleported from earth to the space occupied by their leader
>evil pone explodes leaving blood covered Anon standing there
>cult realise their mistake and anon kills his way out then i dunno
>OR cult think anon is their leader, raised to a higher form by the deamon

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>>30118719
>Anon master of games, a la 'no game no life'
>basically cheats at everything until prize herd of mares are his
weaker idea but always liked anon stories where anons a massive dick to everyone

>all fashion knowledge comes from scanning the magizine racks on earth while waiting in queues
>pass self off as fashion guru in canterlot
>Get. Squiggletail.
>rise to fame and wealth requires larger herd
>herd of models but more importantly rarara

>Anon is a super cool and nice guy with a soft spot
>mares come to him, maybe with a problem, maybe to talk, maybe to hang out
>cant say no
>slowly accumulates mares
>wait they moved in
>wait where did this herd come from

>old life on earth is gone forever
>no way back
>had a life, a love
>turn to weak pone booze, able to drink a 'deadly' amount every day
>spend days hustling pool/ darts, dominating arm wrestles or other competitions of strength/ dexterity a human will always win
>all bits flow to anons alcohol fund to numb the pain of loss of old life
options
>barmaid at anons local "i can fix him"
>white knights a damsel in distress while black out drunk, saves a noble
>shoehorn Squiggletail in somehow

>Anon the impressionist artist
>relaxing hobby is discovered
>whats impressionist? anon cant colour inside the lines?
>anons an artistic genius
>unintentionally creates a renaissance
>Fame & wealth etc

>Anon of no talent needs paying work
>know basic math and english?
>hope you're good with kids, you're a teacher starting monday
>patience and calm demeanor result in perfect teacher for young pones
>cheerilee and single mothers cant believe their luck
>could be written as anon just does his job and goes home but all that mares see is a stud whos great with kids

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>>30118719
>>30118743
>Anon the human of ponyville, professional brick carrier
>shitty labour jobs dont pay well, slower than earth pones with equal loads, damn quadrupeds
>have to budget very carefully
>all meals must be home cooked and with cheap produce aka seconds from the market
>can cook like no other after college years on earth
>best and most generous pone leaves parcels of food/bits for anon while hes out working
>is caught in the act
>dont need charity, i'll show you
>amazing 3 course dinner made out of cheapest ingredients
>is discovered and becomes the gourmet of equestria

>Anon learns he has magic
>learn all magic like bookhorse?
>na pick a class and specialise early
>look into which fields of magic are highly sort after/ difficult/ profitable/ beneficial
>option 1, sheild magic and usurp shining armour in his role as defense mage
>2, full on assault mage, fire/ explosion magic, annex new land for pone kind
>3, [insert more magic here]

>Anon hears about herds and how they work
>realises he wouldn't need a job himself as alpha male
>time management games pay off
>creates highly profitable harem by treating them as sims characters
>heres your lunch, off to work. you have free time. we're fucking in 10. and you have to paint until you're promoted.

>>30118719
>>30118743
>>30118750

I'll probably be stealing a few of these, thank you very much.

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>>30118779
Go nuts. Just post them here or link a pastebin.

>>30118804
Absolutely.
I just have to remember to get enough sleep so that I don't have to be drunk to drag something out of my head.

>>30117670

That's Shortstick's story. Good stuff, but incomplete. Link is in the OP.

>>30117670
>>30118028
Sounds promising indeed. If I may supply additional food for thought. Could make for a long fic or two short fics.

>Lyra and Bonbon move to Ponyville after the death of their herd's stallion. It was a small herd. Maybe 3 or 4 mares. The herd separated; too much sorrow/pain from the loss. Lyra and Bonbon trudge by day to day. They can't seem to get out of their depression.
>Derpy knows their story. Everypony talks to the mailmare though she's not one to spread gossip and she's smarter than she looks. She's already been trying to court Anon.
>Anon has been in Equestria awhile and in Ponyville most of the time or new to Ponyville. It takes a short while for Anon to realize that his mailmare is interested in him. Some internal back 'n forth about dating a pony. Finally decides to go for it soon after Derpy floats the idea of them courting Lyra and Bonbon with the hopes of starting a herd. Herds are supposed to support all members not just the Stallion or Alphas. A support system that Lyra's and BonBon's former herd failed to provide. New internal struggle for Anon; "Herding? What?"
>Same fic or second fic. The Anon/Derpy heard is established. Talk of children eventually come around. You guessed it; new debate but now there's a herd to help sort through the thoughts and emotions. Can Anon 'sire' foals? Is Anon and the herd read to be parents? etc.
>Lyra or BonBon gets word that one of their former herdmates still hasn't recovered and is on the verge if not already homeless. The mare didn't know she was pregnant when their stallion died and now has a child. The child is a foal or colt/filly depending on how long it has been. They bring this news to the herd in hopes of courting their former herdmate into their new herd and adopting the child.

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>>30119139
Oooh that's a good one. It has aspects of comfy, possible drama stuffs, and a dash of feels.

I'll start working on that as well as the demon summoning prompt from above right away.

>>30118955
Hmm. I was not aware of that. Sadly, I have not read any of Shortstick's stuff other than what has been re-posted here.

pg 8

>>30119588
That would be awesome and I'd be honored but don't burn yourself out famalam.

I'm akin to >>30118719 . I get ideas but fear my wordcrafting skills would not do them justice.

>>30119641
No worries, I've been feeling kinda stumped as of late and a change of pace might be what I need.
Failing that there's always my fallback of vodka & jalapeno shots.

>>30118719
>Wades through bandits and would be attackers like Sauron in a day care
That line still cracks me up, you may not have a talant for long stories but you've certainly a knack for stuff like this.

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>>30117407

>>30119641
Since it is about multiple food related ponies I'm calling it Blissful Bites.

>Ever since you settled down in marshmallow pony land you've found yourself with a growing craving for sweets.
>Particularly the kind that Bon Bon over at Sweetie Drops Candies makes every week.
>The Cakes over at Sugar Cube Corner are good at baking but they just can't hold a muffin to Bon Bon's candy and chocolate.
>this week you decided to try Bon Bon's newest experiment, a spicy chocolate drink.
>You close your eyes and take a sip of the hot coco.
>It's a sweet yet spicy blend that ever so slightly stings your throat on the way down.
>Somehow Bon Bon even found a way to make it smell like a field of clovers.
>You savor the pleasant burning sensation briefly and open your eyes.
>Your friend Derpy Hooves is currently splayed out in the center of your living room, having just come bursting through your window yet again.
>Looking at the shards of destroyed window pane decorating your carpet you consider ripping out all your windows and saving yourself the future cleanup.
>You put your cup down on the nearby coffee table and rest your hands in your lap.
>Adopting your best 'Parent attempting to be patient with a unruly child' voice you take a deep breath and address your unexpected guest.
"Hello Derpy."
>The tiny grey pone picks herself up from the pile of shattered wood and glass and looks around for a moment before her eye comes to rest on you.
>"Hi there Anon!"
"I assume there is a good reason you chose to destroy yet another of my windows instead of just knocking on my door today?"
>Derpy looks down at the mess and winces.
>"Sorry about that Anon, I didn't see it and I guess I ran into it."
>You massage your temples feeling a all too familiar headache creeping on.

>>30119959
"Don't worry about it Derpy, I guess I should be used to it by now.
>Derpy grins sheepishly and attempts to sweep some of the glass behind her with her rear hoof.
"Landing in broken glass and wood can't be pleasant. Are you feeling okay?"
>She quickly checks herself over and does a little shake.
>She looks back at you with a big smile on her face.
>"Don't worry about me Anon, I'm as sturdy and healthy as ever."
>You don't quite hear what she was saying because your attention zeroed in on her rump when she started shaking herself.
>Unff.
"That's... that's good to hear Derpy."
>"Are you okay Anon?"
"Yeah, I'm perfectly fine. Why do you ask?"
>Derpy walks up to you and presses her forehead to yours.
>"Oh wow! You're not only looking a little flushed right now but you're burning up too."
>You quickly put your hand on her forehead and gently push her away.
"Yes.. well.. It's just feeling suddenly hot in here is all."
>Standing up, you pick up Derpy and head into the kitchen.
>The pony looks around in momentary confusion.
>"Where are we going Anon?"
"We're going into the kitchen so I can grab my broom and start cleaning up the mess you made.

>>30119970
>"Okay, but why am I getting carried under your arm?"
>You grab your broom from over by the fridge and head back into the living room.
"That's because if I'm not carrying you something else may decide life is no longer worth living."
>Her ears press flat against her head and you can feel her sag in your arm.
>"I'm sorry Anon. I just wanted to come and spend time with you for a bit..."
>Ugh. Your window was obliterated and now you feel like the asshole.
"Awww come on Derp, it's no big deal. Tell you what, why don't you come with me when I head into town?"
>Her ears perk up slightly at the mention of going somewhere with you.
>"Where are we going?"
>You look around the room trying to find some sort of excuse to make a trip into town.
>Your eyes fall upon your rapidly cooling cup of coco.
"I'm about to run out of hot chocolate so I need to go see Bon Bon about another batch."
>"Are you friends with Bon Bon too?"
>Gently resting Derpy in your armchair you go about sweeping up the mess.
"Not really, but I think she's nice enough."
>"She is, isn't she? She's such a hard worker too."
>You nod your head in agreement as you rummage around for your bit pouch.
>Grabbing your pouch you pick up Derpy again and head out the door.
>"Whee!"

That's all I've got for the moment.

>>30119987
Cute!/10

>>30119987
Excellent start! I look forward to more.

>>30119987

Promising start.

new herds forming now
anons estate blissful bites
new ones yet to name

pg 8

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>mares bring items that they are interested in to potential stallions
>Pie sisters interested in herding with you
>find a cake and balloons in a closet waiting for you, no idea how they got there
>sacks of rock gets thrown through a widow
>someone rings the doorbell and leaves a small bag of bits
>exactly 938 pictures of Big Mac mostly of his junk are stuffed into your mailbox
>Anon is confused

Sorry for mistakes drunk right now

>>30121677
That's a lot of horse Weiner.

Back away from 9

another lurker

>>30122344

For you.

>>30123140
Well yes, I think a single horse Weiner would be a bit more than I'm used to.

I'm going to be starting on the demon summoning cult prompt shortly after I get home from work.
I'm bad with titles, how does The cult of Anon sound?

>>30123374
Demons are bad, m'kay?

>>30123436

That does explain the quality of your stories, you fiend.

>>30123436
Ya, like he say >>30123714

>>30119977
Veri guud

MERE VE GREEEEEEN?

>>30119987
So comfy, i love it.
>>30124359
Leaf really?

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>>30124421
Your reply was just the next step of my master plan. Now to crash this thread. Then watch Survivor.

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>>30119987
love it.

Starting on The cult of Anon now.
Should I continue with comfy or should I add elements of adventure too?

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>>30124638
New stuff.

>>30124652
Comfyventure it shall be!

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>>30124661
Yus

>>30124638
>>30124661
Comfy-venture pleases me. Make it so.

>>30125711
Working on that right now.

>This has to be the tenth time today you've gotten killed by the same ganker.
>You swear this guy must be camping you just because he has nothing better to do with his life.
>Granted you aren't in a position to say anything considering you don't exactly have a job yourself right now.
>It's not like you aren't looking or anything, but there's nobody in a reasonable distance that seems to want to hire you.
>Throwing your controller against the wall in frustration you pull yourself out of the couch and head into your kitchen to go forage for lunch.
>Dwelling on the guy that kept killing you is just making you irritated so you shake your head and start poking around in the cabinets.
"If I bought a power leveled account like that scrub I bet I could whoop his ass just as easily."
>Nothing really seems appetizing and you don't feel like making a can of ravioli.
"If shit like that were real I'd wipe the floor with his little bitch ass."
>You find some Captain crunch and decide that's the easiest thing to make right now.
>Because you know, fuck the roof of your mouth.
>Taking your lunch back into the living room you sit back on the couch and begin eating.
>*ANCIENT BEAST OF TIME IMMORTAL*
>You look around in confusion.
>*HEAR THESE WORDS*
"Huh? What was that? I swear I just heard something."
>*HEAR MY CRY*
"Did I leave the mic on or something?"
>*SPIRIT FROM THE OTHER SIDE*
"Ugh.. It sounds like a damn kid."
>You press the mute button on the remote hoping that'll shut the kid up.

>>30126386
MOAR!

>>30126386
>*COME TO ME I SUMMON THEE*
>You clutch your chest as you double over in pain.
>It feels like all of your organs have just been doused in acid.
"Agh! W-what the hell?"
*SPIRIT FROM THE BEYOND*
>Your vision has gone dark and your ears fill with a deafening roaring sound.
>Your cereal tumbles to the floor now forgotten.
>*CROSS NOW THE GREAT DIVIDE*
>It feels like someone is dragging a knife all over your body and carving up chunks of flesh for the fun of it.
>*I BIND YOUR FORM TO MY COMMAND*
>You feel a heavy weight around your neck. It feels exactly like a chain.
>A thick kind of chain used to restrain prisoners and animals.
>*THROUGH THE FOREST*
>You feel yourself being pulled by the neck down into the darkness.
>*DEEP INTO THE WOODS*
>Desperately you claw at the chain locked around your neck.
>*DEMON OF BLOODSHED HEED MY COMMAND AND ANSWER MY CALL*
>Tugging at the chain doesn't seem to do any good so you do the next best thing.
>You start biting it hoping to somehow chew through the links.
>Its no good.
>Nothing seems to be getting you free from this blasted chain and you feel yourself falling faster.
>*SPIRIT OF DARKNESS ARM THYSELF*
>You feel your mind flood with rage.
>You aren't some animal damn it!
>*SPIRIT OF CHAOS SHARPEN THY FANGS*
>You had things you wanted to do!
>*I BIND YOUR FORM TO MY COMMAND*
>You will not be controlled like some kind of slave!
>*UNDER THIS THE KILLING MOON*
>If they want killing so badly you'll show them killing.
>*TAKE THY FORM UNKNOWN AND APPEAR!*
>You'll kill them all.

>>30126407
>Your vision fills with a bright white light and you find yourself falling to your knees.
>The sound of a collected gasp comes from all around you.
>As your vision clears you look around and find yourself in some kind of clearing.
>There is a bright red moon above and the night sky is filled with twinkling stars.
>You find yourself surrounded by a handful of cloaked horses.
>Your rage is replaced by confusion.
"This must be some kind of new tv prank."
>A few feet away is a tiny horse looking thing in a black robe.
>Unlike the others around you the black robe completely covers the horse's head blocking their face from view.
>Next to it is a robe-less horse with ragged looking brown fur and a dirty grey mane.
>His body seems to be decorated in scars and branding.
"That, or somebody slipped drugs into my Captain crunch."
>The horse walks toward you causing you to look up at it in order to see it's face.
>"Get off of the ground and bow before your master."
>Wait, the horse just spoke to you?
>You shake your head trying to focus your thoughts. Something here must make sense.
>"I said get up!"
>The tiny horse is pretty bossy for something half your size.
>You guess it's a guy horse.
>"Get up!"
>He stomps his hoof into the ground angrily.
>He's getting pretty worked up over here. You've had gym teachers like that and you sure aren't taking that from a talking pinata.
"What the fuck are you?"
>The horse strikes you across the face with the flat side of a dagger causing you to fall onto the ground.
>"Be silent beast! I summoned you on behalf of her majesty the queen and I will not allow insubordination!"
>You rise to a kneeling position and look the dirty horse in the eyes.
>Upon closer inspection he seems more like a pony instead of a horse.
"You.. summoned me?"
>The pony looks at you with a arrogant expression on his face.
>"That's right beast. I am the grand summoner Haziel Al Deriad!"

>>30126428
"Because of you I'm here?"
>"Do you not hear me as I speak? Are you stupid as well as deaf?"
>Haziel pulls his foreleg back to strike you again but you're too fast for him.
>You yank the knife out of his feeble grasp and grab him by the throat.
>Rising to your full height you look him in the eyes and snarl.
"I'll start with you first then."
>His eyes widen in shock as you plunge his knife into his chest again and again causing blood to pour from his body and pool around your bare feet.
>You toss his lifeless body to the side and advance on the one in the black robe as the ponies around you scream in fear and attempt to get between you and your target.
>"The pony raises a foreleg in the air causing the ponies to stop moving instantly.
>"Strange creature, please belay your rage and be sated on the life of the one who called you."
>You move through ponies and continue to advance on the black robed priestess.
"I will do nothing of the sort! It is because of you that I am here in the first place!"
>"Be that as it may, if you slay me then it is here you shall remain until the end of your days."
>That causes you to freeze in your tracks.
"Explain. Now."
>"I may not have been the one who called you, but I am the only one who knows how to return you.
>Of course it would work out that way. Why wouldn't it?"
>"Now that I have your attention, Haziel summoned you to our side because we need you to lead us in our war against the princesses."
"What princesses, no wait scratch that. How about you just send me home now and I leave your head attached?"
>"Please great one, I beg the for mercy. If you agree to lead us I will do everything in my power to return you from whence you came."

>>30126442
"And let me guess, if I say no then I'm never seeing home again huh?"
>"It is unfortunate but I will not return you after so much has been spent to call you unless the princesses are slain."
>You've seen the movies and you've played enough games to know how this situation works.
"Alright, I agree to your proposition. I don't really have much of a choice do I?"
>The pony's eyes glow a bright green under the shadows of the hood.
"No I can not say that you do."
>The pony motions to one of the red robed ponies near you.
>"Chithyax, you will accompany our new leader to the designated spot and explain to him our plan of attack."
>The pony pulls down it's robe revealing a deep black coat, bright red eyes, and a flowing white mane.
>Chithyax turns to you and bows her head.
>"Greetings great one, I am Chithyax as my queen has said. Please follow me through the forest and I shall explain everything to you when we reach your new home.
>Not really having anything else you can do you follow your new companion into the woods.
>From the clearing behind you echoes the sound of laughter.
"My name's Anon by the way."

That's all I've got setup for the moment.
It's a different approach then what I'm used to but I'm trying.
What do you think so far?

Before I forget completely

Blissful Bites
https://pastebin.com/M92GMpZu

The Cult Of Anon
https://pastebin.com/jMB3gF5h

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>>30126582
Bless your soul Bat-bat~

pls no bully

inspired by https://derpibooru.org/1437972

>Be Anon
>Right now, you're in a royal pony herd, also you're in a royal pony
>And that pony is non-other than the princess of friendship
>She is laying on top of you and you're going balls deep inside of her with every thrust
>She tiredly screams your name as her pussy constricts weakly around your cock for the 8th time
>With that, you reach your limit
>You push yourself as far as you possibly could and release your seed deep inside
>You enjoy the feeling before its ruined by your prior knowledge of what’s going to happen now
>Both lay there kissing
>Until twilight notices the clock on the nightstand
>She breaks a kiss and says “Sorry anon, I have to go and get ready for my meeting with mayor mare"
>That wasn't the thing that you dreaded
>She gets up and off the bed
>"Starlight"
>THIS IS WHAT YOU DREADED
>Her loud voice echoes through the crystal castle
>You hear hooves rushing towards the door
>It opens and starlight leans in
>"Are you done twilight?"
>"Y-yeah, I have to go now. be quick"
>Her blushing makes you feel a little bit better about this ordeal
>Starlight rushes behind twilight
>She spreads twilight's butt with her hooves and pushes her tail to the side
>She bends her neck down until her mouth is at the same level with the semen filled marehood
>She open her mouth wide and lets her tongue hang beneath twilight's clit
>Moving her hooves apart, spreading the dark purple vulva
>Twilight starts pushing your warm load out for starlight to swallow
>The sight makes your softening penis shrivel

>>30126608
That name is oddly adorable.
I like it.

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>>30126671
>You try to avert your gaze from repulsive yet captivating scene only for it settle on another """royal herd tradition""", starlight’s sealed genitals
>A one piece golden chastity piercing
>It starts with a ring that goes in and out the outer perimeter of her ponut like the Team Fortress 2 logo
>A fish spine like extension from the ring completely covers her thin slit and with rings that go around and through her vulva making her unable to wink
>Although it’s not visible, it pierces her clitoris vertically and horizontally, forming a cage around it to curb its swelling
>A tiny hole right above it for expelling her vaginal fluids, it also connects to a metallic "straw" that goes deep inside her urethra
>And its currently giving a steady stream
>You know all this because you were there when twilight ‘installed’ it on her when you agreed to let her join your herd
>Back then, it made you happy that you won't have to face this culture and "cheat" on twilight
>But this isn't fine
>Starlight licks the outside and inside of twilight's marehood
>She gulps it down after enjoying its taste
>"Clean anon and meet me in the bath, I have to be ready in....”, she looks at the clock "15 MINUTES!"
>She gallops out of the room, leaving with starlight

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>>30126789
>As she turns to looks at your sticky penis, you instinctively cover yourself with the bed sheets
"Go help twilight, I can take care of myself"
>But she doesn't leave like she usually does
>"Anon... you never let me clean you... do you uhh... dislike me?"
>That caught you off guard
>A fake smile plasters your face
"N-no, why would I? if I did, why even would let be my cuc-I mean in MY-OUR HERD? Ha-ha…"
>She stares at you as you sweat bullets
>"I understand anon..."
>As she turned to the door, you saw her smile turn to a frown
>She exits the room and shuts the door a little too hard
>You let a breath out that you didn't you've been holding
>FUCK, why can't you be just like shining armor, I bet all the palace’s maids lick his dick after he fucks his wife
>You haven’t even touched starlight and you already feel like an asshole
>You should feel lucky, if it was like a normal herd, you’d feel like cheating on two girls
>But now, you’re only cheating on one while making the other a cum-eating cuckquean
>Fucking ponies man

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>>30126789
>She gallops out of the room, leaving with starlight

leaving you* with

>>30126822

>As she turns to looks
>would let be my

shit, I cant even

>>30115012
What did Azathoth write?

>>30126582
I can't wait to read more.
>>30126822
ok
>>30126931
Shhhhh everyone have same problem.

>>30127735
>everyone have same

everyone has* the* same

>>30127776
See, problem solve.

oh no you don't

>>30126582
Anon is a bit to edgy for me... Like out right murdering someone just cause lol

>Next day
>No greentext

>>30131164
>NEW EPISODE

>>30127502

Sexist Anon. Which wasn't even about Anon being sexist, but more Anon in Misogynistic Equestria. There's a link in the OP.

>>30131172
>Celestia's personality is hot

>>30130950
I had something planned for that. But do you think it's too much for comfyventure?
I'm not sure if I should keep going or retcon it.

>>30131799
Scrub the stab and make it a boop lol

>>30131172
Daybreaker best pony

>>30131799
Anon stabbing the first pony he meets is definitely not comfy. However, it could be understandable given Anon's confusion and the ponies in front of him clearly do not have good intentions. Although Anon should have been intelligent enough to know NOT to kill the pony that summoned him. Where to go from here depends on how you want to portray Anon. What has motivated him in the past? Is he a good guy, bad guy or somewhere inbetween? What lines is he willing to cross to accomplish something? Where do his morals line up with the characters of your story?

>>30132643
I was operating with the intention of having anon be partially influenced by a outside force. Sort of a parasite that got scooped up during the summoning. But if this is too far out of comfy I'll fix it.

>>30132643
The original prompt had mentioned anon killing his way out of the cultists so I was trying to stay close to that.

>Anon keeps his >superior human stamina
>[insert your herd] decides right then and there that this is THEY dick and their will straight up fight any mare who tries to take it away from her

>>30133112
Go on...

>>30133112
>superior human stamina
yissssssss

>Next day
No greentext?

>>30133375
don't know, still lurking.

>>30133375
How about this?

Herd Quest! - Ep. 4: To The Stars
>Coco Pommel looks up at you, blinks once, then turns her head, looking at you from the corners of her eyes.
>She quickly glances at Twilight, then back to you.
>"Is he okay?"
>Twilight nudges you, "Anon, are you okay?"
>You're not sure.
>Just a moment ago, you were asking how old Coco Pommel was.
>And then she told you she was fifteen.
>At about that point, a faint ringing in your ears started growing until it was an all-encompassing roar.
>Your eyes feel rather dry from not blinking and staring into space.
>Fifteen.
>Fucking.
>Years.
>Old.
"Is... Is Rarity trying to get me arrested?"
>Twilight, Coco Pommel and Flitter seem relieved that you have finally said something after your long silence.
>Twilight rubs your elbow, "Anon, what's wrong?"
>You give her a hollow look.
"I can't... There's no way I could ever uh, have a relationship with a fifteen-year-old."
>Coco Pommel looks disheartened.
>Twilight chuckles, "I get it. I'm assuming it would be taboo to be with a fifteen-year-old human where you're from?"
>You nod.
"Yeah, Twi- I'm almost ten years older than her..."
>The princess shakes her head, "Anon, the thing you have to understand is: In Equestria, ponies are considered to be of proper breeding age at fifteen. Technically ten and roughly five months if you want to get into biolo-"
"WAIT. So... She's legal?"

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>>30133954

>You're so happy about this news, you turn and run outside.
>"Anon, where are you going?!"
>The three mares follow you.
>You run outside and hop in your star ship.
>As you flick several switches, Twilight jumps into her own star fighter.
>"Not this time, Anon! I won't let you get away!"
>Flitter and Coco hop into one of the spare base model starships you keep around for training.
>"What's happening?" Coco asks as she puts on a headset.
>Flitter begins the startup process, "I don't know. I just work here."
"Try to keep up, if you can!"
>You close your cockpit and take off, warming the engines up before you initiate a hyper jump.
>In a deafening roar, your starship launches skyward in a blur of light.
>Waiting three seconds, you disengage the hyper jump.
>You are now just outside Equestria's atmosphere.
>Twilight's ship comes into view beside yours, exiting a hyper jump just as Flitter and Coco show up beside her.
>"Anon!" Twilight's voice crackles over the intercom, "What are we doing out here?"
>You smile and look toward the giant black war ship approaching, illuminated by Celestia's sun.
"Chrysalis is back for another invasion. Looks like we got our work cut out for us, kiddies."
>Several drone ships fly out from within Chrysalis warship.
"Ponies! Formation Gama, GO!"
>All three of you shoot off in different directions.
>Flitter's voice comes through the coms link.
>"Anon, I think there will be a lot of collateral damage from this one... Like last time."
"It doesn't matter."
>"Won't people be angry about this whole thing?"
>You look into the camera.
"They'll just have to..."
>Your sun visor comes down over your eyes.
"Deal with it."

>>30133954
>>30133960
YESSSSSSSSSSS

>>30133960
Love it!

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>>30134009
SHE'S UP ALL NIGHT FOR GOOD FUN
I'M UP ALL NIGHT TO GET LUCKY
WE RUB A MEXICAN MONKEY
WE RUB A MEXICAN MONKEY

No, but really. I'm working on it tho.

>>30134021
OH YEEEEE

>>30134736

Bump

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>>30126822
>You return home after finishing your business trip half a day earlier than expected
>Which mean that you still some energy for a certain physical activity with your marefrind
>However, there is still the issue with starlight that you need to deal with first
>The face that she made last time you were with twilight kept awake at night
>You were going to have talk with her about her being in the herd but you couldn’t find an appropriate time and your job can’t wait
>being the head of serval projects all around equstria at once left little time for your personal life
>in the last seven days you had to review the design of a new airship, attend a charity fundraiser, test the new lighting charged canon ball for the equestrian royal guard and negotiate the demands of the banana farmers’ union
>Those ponies were insane, they wanted to you hire a legion of minitour mercenaries AND equip them with your experimental lighting cannon balls
>And they claim that they need all of this to protect their plantations from diamond dogs
> Diamond dogs don’t eat bananas, you should tell celestia to keep an eye on them
>But first things first, you need to talk with starlight
>You open the castle door to find twilight waiting for you on a cushion in the middle of the hall way
>Or maybe later, she won’t die if you postponed your talk for a couple of hours
>There are candles and rose petals everywhere
>Twilight breaks the silence with a sultry voice
>”Hey there big business man, wanna put your capitol in my investment~”
>The punny pick up line gets a laugh from you only because she is the one who said it
>You and give her a deep kiss as you push her on her back then you start kissing her neck
“What’s so special about today? Is it our anniversary yet?”
>”No no … it’s just that I missed, that’s all”
>You know that she is lying about that last bit, something is defiantly going on
>You carry on not wanting to ruin the moment with your inquisitiveness

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>>30136834
>You trail your kisses towards her tummy
>You carry her bridle style as she undresses you with her magic
>She pushes you away and tells you to take her to the bedroom
>You open the bedroom door but before you enter, the sight of starlight sitting on her hunches beside the bed stops you
>She gives you an awkward smile before you excuse yourself and shut the door
“TWILIGHT. WHY. IS. SHE. HERE?”
>”S-she’s our herd mate anon, she SHOULD be there”
>You put twilight down and massage the bridge of your nose
“I thought you said that I won’t have to do it with her?”
>”You won’t have to, she just there to serve us like royal her mare should”
“Twilight, why didn’t you tell me this before?”
>”I thought you’ll get used to it eventually but it’s been too long”
>She claps her forehooves together and gives you the best puppy dogs eyes you ever seen
>”Do it for me anon, I promise you will change you mined after this”
>You sigh and carry her into the bedroom
>Starlight is reading a book or at least pretending to
>You put twilight on the bed while doing your best to pretend that starlight isn’t there
>That doesn’t work because she immediately jumps to twilight’s pussy
>She shoves her muzzle inside and starts pleasuring twilight
>This gives you a weird feeling in your gut
>After a minute, she turns to you with her face wetted with twilight’s fluids
>” Anon, would you please let me?”
>You see twilight nodding in your peripheral vision
>You reluctantly point your boner to starlight
>In a blink, she swallows it to the base
>Her mouth forms a vacuum on it as pulls her head back
>When she reached the tip, she plunged her head forward taking your cock in her throat
>Tears form near her closed eyes as she holds herself there
>You feel her tongue slobbering spit all over your shaft
>She pulls herself off leaving your cock throbbing and slickened by her saliva

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>>30136849
>Twilight turns on her belly and rises her back end to you
>You grab her tail and pull it to the side making her let a yelp and clench the pillow between her forehooves
>you align your tip with her slit and insert your shaft slowly
>As you start thrusting at a steady pace, starlight interrupts you with her movement
>You pause and see her laying beneath you and twilight with her directly under your meeting genitals
>”Don’t mind me… keep going”
>You gulp and resume you thrusting
>Her presence makes it harder than it should
>In 15 seconds’ twilight has first orgasm and you stop, burying yourself in her folds
> Her marecum splashes around your dick and balls then falls in starlight’s open mouth
>Starlight licks her lips clean and swallows
>Her forehoof moves downwards to rub her mare parts but her chastity prevents any significant stimulation so she settles for flicking the pierced nipples of her teats
>You pull your gaze from her and stare at the wall in front of you
>This is going to be a long night
Please Help me improve my writing with your criticism

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>>30133954
>15 years old
SHEEEIIIIIIIT

>>30136849
>you won't have to, she's just there to serve us like royal her mare should

What? Did you mean "serve us like the royalty we are"? Or "serve us like she should"?

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>>30136926

How did I fuck up pasting it here

I it was correct in original file

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>>30136873

pg 9 boop

>>30138629

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>>30136969
You'd be surprised, I used to make copy paste mistakes that made no sense. Pic related to the feel when you notice them.

>>30109748
When did this start ?

>>30133053
Well, just because it has started out edgy doesn't mean it can't end comfy. If you work it out right it could make a very satisfying comfy end because of the shit Anon had to go through to get there. Additional conflict could be that he could finally go home so he has to decide stay and be top comfy or go back to earth.

>>30140354

It's a tale as old as time, Anon.

>>30140354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuCn8ux2gbs

>>30140616
just a bumpanon here, but felt like mentioning your writing deserves more views than I see on pastebin. much less stiff than the incomplete crap I wrote.
in the case of the Herding story, how long do you take to write each part once you start? I could never write fast enough to keep people happy in threads and burned out.

>>30141036

Each chapter takes me about 1000 years. >>30141036

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>>30141036

Also, for all my nagging about keeping the thread alive, I am fairly zen about it all. I was planning on finishing my story before restarting the thread, but since someone else graciously rebooted it, I figured I'd jump in.

It's why I encourage others to write, even if its short or just half fleshed out ideas. We need more than me to keep the place alive. Leaf has been great, but the two of us aren't going to keep this place from dying.

As for my bin views... I've never known how to feel about that Fleur story being what I'm best known for. But I've written nothing else of note, so it is what it is I guess.

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>>30141758
Hawk, I have made a point not to read your story.
Until it's done. I like reading the whole thing. (Hypocrite, I know). But i'm going to read the whole thing now. I'm hoping it will inspire me. Check these digits.

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>>30142300

>>30141758
I for one am hooked on your herding story. Leaf's stuff always manages to get a smile out of me and Spanky's greens look promising.

I get plenty of ideas I just don't have time to write them up into something presentable. I try to keep the thread bumped though. Polyamory is a topic of great interest to me.

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>>30142348

Where is leaf? He promised us 22 page.
>>30136873
UNF

@30136873
The writing is not horrible but it's not my cup of tea. First, this isn't a proper herd in my mind. For me, herds are loving, caring and supportive. Starlight is not being respected much less loved, supported and cared for. Second, genital mutilation is NOT cool. This is BDSM at best and Slave/Abuse at the worst; neither of which I am a fan of. There are other threads for it just not here IMHO. Frankly, I was hoping it was a one post and gone but then it updated. So I felt I should speak my mind.

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>>30142475

>First, this isn't a proper herd in my mind. For me, herds are loving, caring and supportive. Starlight is not being respected

I was hoping to elaborate on this in the next update

>Second, genital mutilation is NOT cool

I didn't intend for it to be this way but a magical chastity piercing made more sense than a belt

>This is BDSM at best and Slave/Abuse
>There are other threads for it

Its not a not a dom/sub relationship and it will be explained-hopefully- in the upcoming update
and it most certainly does not belong in SIM

>I was hoping it was a one post and gone but then it updated. So I felt I should speak my mind.

Sorry that my story isn't to your liking

Don't worry, it won't that big, so it will probably be finished in the next thread or the one after it

>>30142586
>...not a dom/sub relationship
It is AT LEAST a dom/sub relationship from the green presented so far. It's kind of difficult NOT to see that way. Especially considering how Twi orders Star and explains Star's role/duty to Anon. Adding in the "chastity piercing" puts it solidly in SIM / Abuse territory. That's not to mention that Anon is not comfortable with the situation either.

>Sorry that my story isn't to your liking
No worries. I'm fully aware that we all have our likes and dis-likes. You do you. I only ask that you namefag the story posts please.

pg 8

stay away page 9

upon this page that we hold dear
of tales of herds and their fate
it is the page count that I fear
please stay away from page eight

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I want someone herds about this species.

Female.

>>30144212
>Female cat need something big and last long
Pussy cat.

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Herd of corrupted mares when?

>>30144212
I want a herd that includes every sapient race.

bamp

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>>30115012
Hawk, see: >>30118111

Trips guy hit the nail on the head.
Just tweak stuff a little so that mares are the ones always looking to get laid, and you're all good.

>>30118719
>>hot mare herd is slightly more than anon expected
>>tiny horses require much
>>takes to underworld life to pay for/sustain herd

Not to berate you or anything, but this is where you've lost me.
It seems like mares are perfectly happy enough to help provide. AJ runs a successful farm, Rarity runs a thriving fashion business and her own store chain, flower sisters co-run their own business, Vinyl has her DJ job.

I just don't see how a herd with TONS of income sources would have issue supporting themselves.

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>>30118719
>>Anon, Captain of the Royal Guard, Anon the Maimer, Anon 'Mace to the Face'
>>human bone and muscle structure are vastly superior to pastel pones
>>Wades through bandits and would be attackers like Sauron in a day care
KEK

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>>30118750
>>Anon hears about herds and how they work
>>realises he wouldn't need a job himself as alpha male
>>time management games pay off
>>creates highly profitable harem by treating them as sims characters
>>heres your lunch, off to work. you have free time. we're fucking in 10. and you have to paint until you're promoted.
This one seems like RGRE material, but yeah. Good prompt ideas.

>>30146276
>This one seems like RGRE material
I don't think so. It sound like "Sims material"

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>>30118719
Awesome.

>>30145985
>Just write your story differently because I think it's a good idea

Wew. How bout y'all cuties quiet down, please. Let the writefags write how they like. Post where they like.

>>30147489
Exactly. Writefriends can write non-RGRE or RGRE both are welcome here. We just want some comfy greens about Anon and his herd-mates.

pg8

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>>30146276
>Fleur

>Have a herd of average mares you love.
>For whatever reason, a noble or celeb finds themselves smitten with you, and you find yourself taken with her as well.
>Finally builds up to a herd invite.
>Middle class and the largely disconnected high-society clash when she meets the others.
>Even more friction when a mare of high standards like herself is expected to be sub-servant to your alpha mare.
>Yet another layer of herd politics that you didn't know existed.

>>30146276
>>>Anon hears about herds and how they work

You know, this is actually not all that often explored from not-anon's perspective. Like, obviously you have to just ignore some stuff for herd scenario's to work like the focus of monogamy, but you never see any stories really having fun with the idea. Like

>Carrot Cake is super resentful that he got married to someone who's religion is against herding, so he's only ever got the one while anon is stacking them up.
Or
>Shining Armor has to do all he can in the bedroom to keep his one wife satisfied, because he doesn't want to share her with anyone, and anon ends up giving him tips to last longer(no cuck obviously)
Or even
>Anon is constantly harassed by Luna for not being monogomous as it's supposed to be in the horse bible.

>>30148302
>Carrot Cake scenario
I very closely resemble this one IRL. It is why this thread is so important to me. It's my escape. It's cliche but if I could tell my younger self what I know now....

>>30121677
How would marble get nearly 1k pictures of a stallion's cock, if stallions are the ones who're sought after? (Not reversed gender roles, but obviously stallions would have to be the ones that are constantly pursued, simply due to the laws of supply and demand.)

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>>30149420
>420
Checked.

But yeah, 420 anon has a point.

>>30149420
Ponynet

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>>30126671
>>Moving her hooves apart, spreading the dark purple vulva
>>Twilight starts pushing your warm load out for starlight to swallow
>>The sight makes your softening penis shrivel

What level of turbo-faggotry would anon have to be on to NOT find this insanely hot?!

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>>30142475
>>First, this isn't a proper herd in my mind. For me, herds are loving, caring and supportive. Starlight is not being respected
Exactly!
>>Second, genital mutilation is NOT cool
Yeah, this part is fucked up, unless Glim Glam is a REAL masochist and does this to herself to get off (which clearly isn't the case).
>>This is BDSM at best and Slave/Abuse
>>There are other threads for it
Yep. My thoughts exactly. Plain abusive is what this is.

---
Don't get me wrong, this is about 80% of a good story, but excluding a herdmate to abuse her as some sex toy and prevent her from enjoying herself with their stallion is the opposite of what herding is.
Herds are supposed to be mares who love a stallion, and (to an extent) each other.

But what we see in this story is some pre-unification unicorn genetic purity sadism right here.
I could totally see alpha mares treating herdsisters of lesser social standing this way in the pony dark ages, but NOT in the era we see in the show.

>>30149704
the writefag said he "hoped things would become mpre clear in the next update", and I'm guessing this will mean that Starlight is enjoying everything and that Twilight is just being an idiot and thought she could ease anon into accepting another herd mate by starting with some sort of mare in the iron cuntmask cuck abuse scenario first.

Either way I do not expect the clarification to make me like it any more than I do now.

>>30149615
>>30149704
>>30150880

Children, children, let's not fight. There is room for us all here. Let the man finish his take and we can discuss it's merits afterwards.

bloop

>>30151529
>... we can discuss it's merits...
Aww, geez Hawk. Ok, you're right. Thanks for reminding me of the words 'comfy Herd greens and civil discussion' I stated earlier ITT. I still humbly ask that the posts be namefagged so that I can mentally prepare myself to read it. Your's, Leaf's and Spanky's greens can rescue my mind afterward if need be.

>>30151550
BOB

Loving herds I dream
Foals and herdmates surround me
Caring family

have to start a long commute. hope to be back soon

>Be Anon
>In danger zone
>Goes to boop mare number 9
>Wake up
>It was all a dream
>You manage a glimpse of page one waking up
>Not wasting time, she stretches her wings before quickly flying off
>Quite the energetic mare that one
>P2 loves to snuggle a bit with you after waking up
>But she also leaves too quickly for your liking, going to make breakfast for everyone
>Then there s P3, P4, P5...
>What? Pony names are weird, generalizing to that was much better
>Thankfully they dont seem to care either and accepted the "Page" nickname
>At first you explained to them that it was because each of them literally represented a page of your life
>Luckily, sappy as it was, all of them bought it up
>There are 3 mares that you d love to add to your herd
>'8 seems fun, and often comes along to chat with the others
>But as soon as you try and join in the conversation she excuses herself
>'9 is pretty shy, but she often comes to stare through the windows
>You wish she d accept the invitation already, but maybe you should let her have her space for now
>You just dont know what wrong with '10 though
>She literally runs away from you as soon you two make eye contact
>With a sigh you finally open your eyes to see P4 getting ready for work
>You get up and wish her a good day at work
>P1, jealous as she was, is instantly at your face
>Quickly you pet her head and say that you love her too
>She stays there for a while, but flies away again after she feels like she wont get anything more
>She s a clingy mare, yet afraid of being seen around you
>Well, you cannot lie, tsun mares are sorta cute
>You move to eat breakfast and give P3 a pat in the head
>P2 breakfast is simply divine
>But with the need to go to work, so you quickly finish it and get up

>>30154422
>P4 already has your work bag in her mouth, so you dont need to go fetch it
>You grab it and nod to her as your way to say thanks to her
>She can get scared so quick sometimes that you hold back on speaking to her to prevent her running off and hurting herself
>As you re about to leave to work you see P5 taking a nap in the couch
>Barely woke up, and is already back to sleep
>Sometimes you wonder if she stays awake through the night or she just sleeps all the time
>With a sigh you move back in and tuck her nicely in her favourite blanket
>You close the door as silently as you can, before you notice some odd rustling in a bush nearby
>You move in to investigate and notice that its only '6
>She has been stalking you for who knows how long, but she never really does anything
>That is, besides fleeing away whenever you try to acknowledge her presence
>And then 1 always shows up to shout at you for some reason
>You let '6 be a bush as she wants and walk away
>You wonder what '7 will try to do today though...
>Always a surprise that mare
>As long as she doesnt get '8, '9 and '10 to drop on you like last time it will be fine
>As fluffy as these ponies are, they re still somewhat heavy
>And 4 mares dropping on you at once...
>Wait, wasnt that how you met P1-4?

>>30154425
>Man, time sure flies...
>Just like it flew by today
>Its already night and you re going back home
>P1 went to visit you at your job like always
>But its just not the same than when you arrive home
>'9 is looking through the windows again
>Quietly you approach her and boop her nose
"Boop"
>Immediatelly she scampers away and P1 hits the window
>Hard
>Good thing the others take good care of her
>As you move to open the door, you cant help but smile, knowing what the next part holds for you
>Opening the door all the mares are quick to pounce and claim your body
>You re happy to cuddle with them in the ground, everypony no doubt missing you after being away from so long
>Sadly, with all the warmth and fluff, you quickly doze off
>But like every other day, you know they carry you to bed when they notice your sleepy form
>And then everything will start anew

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I just wanted to make a short green bump and test the trip, but it grew way out of control
I m so sorry....

*boops snoot*

>>30154435
No apologies needed. It was, ah, interesting and smile inducing.

Reporting in gentlemen.
Let's bring this back from page 8.

>>30152153
Preparing one mental rescue green now.

A

FUCKING

LEAF

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>>30157258
BOY

>>30156393
Checking in as well. However, it is a short day today and I may not be able to keep an eye on the thread as much as I'd like to.

>>30156597
Awww, Thank you Spanky. I appreciate it. Have a badly writen haiku.

a new day has dawned
cloudy day though it may be
herds play in a park

>>30157528
Looks like Anon and Derpy are gonna go play in the park.

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>>30157303
>>30157528
He should probably leaf it at that

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>>30154435
Keep it up anon.

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Have you guys tried dating real girls? You can actually fuck them, it's pretty rad.

So, NotOneFuck wrote an (abandoned) story ("All For You") where Anon was kicked out of a herd involving Twilight, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash, and they were complete cunts about it.

In return, Anon blew up their home and left Ponyville, and shacked up with Luna and Celestia -- and they were very possessive of him.

His old herd, realizing that his replacement was an even bigger cunt than them, went to Canterlot to get Anon back, and said he was only with Celestia and Luna to make them jealous (obviously not).

Are there any stories similar to this concept, where an old herd want Anon back despite being cunts?

>>30159257
Sure, it is pretty rad

Right up until the point where they abandon you.

>>30159448
There's broken herds reforged anew, I think it's based off the one you were talking about.
http://mulpwiki.org/index.php/Broken_Herds,_Reforged_Anew

Nein!

>>30159448
I think I read that or something similar but I don't remember if it was completed or not. I thought it was a good story concept.

>>30159467
Maybe this is the one I'm thinking about. Is it complete? Thanks Anon.

>>30159448
Holy crap I remember that one.
Does anybody have a link for that paste?

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>You've been dating Rainbow for awhile, and both of you are happy in your monogamous relationship.
>Rainbow's father is killed in a horrific accident, leaving her mother Windy Whistles a wreck of a widow. The lovey mare and her husband were mono as well.
>Of course, Rainbow will not have her mom suffer alone, so Windy's invited to live with you and Rainbow until she can get back on her hooves.
>You obviously have nothing against it. This is your mare's nearly broken mom after all.
>Days turn to weeks, and Windy still isn't getting better. Being around her daughter and you has eased her pain a bit, but she's still got nothing but a cold and empty home in Cloudsdale to return to. The usually peppy mare's loneliness and depression is driving Rainbow mad.
>Windy just can't function without something to love.
>But then, Rainbow hatches a wild idea, so wild it might just work. She not totally over her father's death herself, but needs to do this for her mom.
>The day that Rainbow comes to you, her face determined, and asks you to form a herd with her and her own mother is the most shocking one of your life.

>>30162183
"Fuck yes."
>"now hear me out ano-what? Wait? Really?"
"Milf pussy."
You whisper, voice cracking
>"w-what?"
>you run to the nearest window bashing your head through it
"MILF PUSSY!"
>you scream to the heavens
>"anon what's gotten into you?!"
"MILF PUSSY."
>"what does milf mean?"
"M
I
L
F
>"what are you saying?"
"P
U
S
S
Y
!"
>"HOW are you saying that?"

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>>30162183
>Windy ends up pregnant before Rainbow, despite being a mare in her (probable) 40s.
>Rainbow's not really sure what to make of a coming half-sister/step daughter

>>30162280
>Not to be outdone, even by her own mother, Rainbow practically forces you to breed her the next time estrus rolls around.

>>30162183
> Thats right you dead cuck im banging your wife and daugter!

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father here. i've been gone for a while and i'm glad to see the herding thread is still alive. and look at all the green! my little thread is so grown up now! it brings tears to my eye.

>>30163369
Fist me daddy!

>>30163472
kinky!

>>30153239
Anyone here read The Chase?

>ywn build a massive loving family single-handedly
>ywn have a half-dozen wives and twentysomething children who you love more than life itself
>even if you find someone who's alright with multiple partners, you'd have to go to Eritrea to get married and spend your life dodging cohabitation laws
>almost everyone who might be willing to try that is an "ethical slut" 20-year-old who doesn't know shit about commitment, responsibility or stability

>>30163843
Not one about a here. Link please?

>>30163843
It was nice until ch 15 or so, then it started to devolve into autism
Couldnt read past 40 because of the cringe

>>30163843
>>30164209
Yeah, I read to chapter 60 something and had to stop because it got so fucking retarded.

Turned a little too much of 'muh vagina' and grrl power too.

>>30161875
Here ya go famalam. I'm looking forward to Bliss and Cult. Take your time though. Can't rush quality.

All For You by NoF
https://pastebin.com/DDf6pSP4

>>30164209
>>30164698
Ok, maybe it's not worth the read then? And 60 chapters? yikes! Telling they're all really, really short chapters.

pg 9

>>30165909
Its actually over 900 chapters by now I think

*searches*
Yap, the start isnt that bad though but you better be ready for autism

>>30164202
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/185272/the-chase

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>>30166179
>900 chapters
My butthole just puckered. If I managed to get some adderall and some time off work, maybe I could do this too...

>>30165376
Shit man. What's Nof up to nowadays? I haven't heard from him in like a year.

>>30162280

>impregnating a female in her 40s

Have fun with an autism baby

>>30167178
The child/children may have a slightly higher chance of developing autism. But it's not guaranteed.

>>30136873
I think it goes without saying that your spelling needs a lot of work. The premise is solid but all the spelling errors are very distracting. I'm going to hazard a guess that you're typing the story from your phone.

>>30162183
Well, herd means everybody loves everybody, so that literally means incest.

I'm slow on the uptake, is /mlp/ okay with this, have we jumped off that cliff to now?

>>30163843
Euughhh, I hate that thing. It's longer then War and Peace and slow as hell, with the main character being a blatant Sue.

From Rage reviews a Fimfiction Group:
https://www.fimfiction.net/group/201778/rage-reviews/thread/146972/rage-tldr-the-chase-chapters-128#page/1
They rightfully tear into this shit.

I mean for god's sake, the amount of animosity between the pony tribes in that fic is so obnoxious (and anti Unicorn) that you wonder how they unified in the first place?

Also, the shit and fart, and burp jokes and fetishes are disgusting.

>>30166179
>Nine hundred twenty six chapters
I... i think I need to sit down

>>30167717
The mares don't *have* to do anything with each other. They don't even have to be in the room with each other when they have a turn with their stallion.

It's just logistically easier and more emotionally supportive/balanced if the mares are into each other and take care of each other, so that they aren't all solely dependent on the stallion for sexual and emotional support.

Just because everyone in the herd "loves" each other doesn't *have* to mean they love each other sexually/romantically. It could be a more innocent/familial/sibling-like love between herd sisters.

>>30167802
So, it's just a guy with 2 girlfriends in that case? Herding, and polygamy always seemed to me to be on shaky ground. If you can't balance it perfectly, it breaks due to jealousy.

>>30167809
It's confusing reading up on polygamy. There's primary and secondary relationships. "Unicorns" and a bunch of other things to watch out for.

Roll saving throw to keep this off 10.

>>30169895
i would not worry about it too much. if the thread dies one of the writefags can restart it.

>>30166285
Besides IRL stuff; he's off writing in RGRE and another thread. One must flex one's creative writing muscles on more that just one topic lest burn out will set in.

>>30167802
>...more emotionally supportive/balanced...
>not dependent on a single herd/group member for sexual and/or emotional support.
>'Just because everyone in the herd "loves" each other doesn't *have* to mean they love each other sexually/romantically. It could be a more innocent/familial/sibling-like love between herd sisters.'
EXACTLY! This Anon gets it.

>>30167809
Which is why open, honest communication is a very, very important part of a poly-amours group.

>>30168563
I don't like to think in the terms of 'primary' and 'secondary' relationships within the group for the implication that one relationship is valued more that the other. However, it is important for all to recognize when a relationship needs attention in whatever form it needs it. This goes with what I said just now. Open, honest communication is very, very important.

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Overlord Anon's herd of evil when?

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>>30171417
>Taken in and rehabilitate villain mares with the power of an honest, no-bullshit relationship.
>End up with a loving family that can still tear off faces if needed.

>>30170448
>I don't like to think in the terms of 'primary' and 'secondary' relationships within the group for the implication that one relationship is valued more that the other. However, it is important for all to recognize when a relationship needs attention in whatever form it needs it. This goes with what I said just now. Open, honest communication is very, very important

I agree with everything you say. Unfortunately, most couples fail to follow honest communication and/or use 'primary' or 'secondary' rules. Polygamy also requires everyone to face their own insecurities revolved around jealousy and possessiveness.

However, once you get past all those issues, you get a happy polyamory family. It's definitely not for everyone though.

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Lifted from the archive and modified for /herd/. Fits the discussion

>FemShining Armor(Gleaming Shield?) and Cadence have been best friends ever since they met.
>That friendship eventually turned romantic.
>But since Cadence is royal, she's expected to not drop her standards to that of "A lonely common mare" and be purely homosexual.
>To make everything work, they need a herd.
>But inviting a stallion into their relationship is asking for trouble, since all the honest ones are long since taken...
>...Leaving almost nothing but ones wanting to ride on royal coattails.
>In a flash of remembrance, Gleaming recalls something she often forgets.
>Her favorite biped drinking buddy is not taken, and is exactly what they're looking for personality wise.
>He's such an oddball pick that Gleaming didn't put him on her's and Cadence's stallion shortlist.
>If they can work this out, then the pair of mares can be together, and pull in an easily lovable male while they're at it, forming a cozy family where all the members love each other.
>All they need is a cunning plan to make him say yes...

>>30171672
unf, that pic. Nightmare Moon can be terrifying but oh so beautiful.

>>30172043
>...most couples fail to follow honest communication...
*sigh* Sadly, this is often true and where I hope the primaries/leads support the others without getting burnt out.

>...requires everyone to face their own insecurities revolved...
EXACTLY. As well as keeping in mind that one does't have to face these insecurities alone. That's where the emotional support from a group member can help. They went or are going through the same thoughts and feelings. A concept I'm fond of is "You are to them as they are to you and each other."

>>30172191
I remember reading that somewhere but I lost track of it. I like that idea and would love to see it written!

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Bump

>>30172191
This sounds amazing and I'd like to read more.

>>30173051
Mmm, the three more experienced princesses.

>>30173051
>"A-are you sure we should do this Twilight?"
"Positive Cadie, Anon will have no other choice but to comply to us mares"
>"Twilight, I know you re dead set on herding with Anon" - Celestia said - "But i dont think he wants to herd with us"
"Why do you think so? He s definitely falling for it! Anytime now and he ll-"
>"TWILIGHT SPARKLE"
>Twilight froze, Luna always knew her way with words
>Well, more like knew her way to scare others with them but still...
>"Do you think we re fools? He said clear as day that he didnt want to make a herd, much less with royalty"
>Twilight felt a pain in her hearth upon remembering that day
"No! A-anon was drunk, he wouldnt have said that if he was sober!"
>"Twilight, Luna is right" - Cadance interjected - "he probably didnt say that when sober before to not hurt your feelings"
"You re lying, you re all lying!"
>Twilight then took the photo, before rushing off the room crying
>"Twilight wait-"
>"Let her go sister" - Celestia said, interrupting Luna - "let her learn the hard way"
>Luna was visibly worked out, but relented after a while of silence
>It was not after some minutes went by that Cadance decided to break the ice
>"Soo...we re going to stay glued here or...what?"

>>30174868
kek.
The best I was coming up with was a "can you tell who's rump this is while blindfolded" game.

Pg 8 bump

page 9

Need more greeeeeeentext.

page 9

>>30171672
Reminds me of a poem someone wrote asking NMM why she's being good. It's all due to Anon's love of her.

>>30178991

>>30180254

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Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Bump

>>30181171
Dash is the angriest horseritto.

>>30181171
>>30181464
And AJ is longing for her hat. Cute pic.

Since I'm writing greens for multiple threads I'm gonna post a schedule of what days to expect green.

Sunday- Not A damn thing.
Monday- Chasing Dashy (Incest), Blissful Bites (Herding)
Tuesday- Luna's Stallion (RGRE), Getting Floofy With It (Moth)
Wednesday- The Good, the Bad, and the Cheerilee (Low self-esteem), The Bride Of Anon (Strange Waifu)
Thursday- Loving On The Off Beat (Low self-esteem)
Friday- Anon's Blue Badge Of Honor (Low self-esteem)
Saturday- Drawfagging in random threads.

I still have enough life in me for about two more prompts. The Cult Of Anon is on hold until I can fix that clusterfuck.

>>30183400
wow! is there a thread you are not active in?

>>30184719
>tfw no one write greentext about this

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>>30185378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF0cGt5-69k

>>30185378
Better get on it then faggot. Be the change you want and all that jazz.

>>30186574
>Not ending the video with the earth exploding
Wasted oportunity

>>30183400
Looks like I've got a reading list to compile. Are they all in your pastebin?

Pg9

>>30183856
I try to contribute to threads I like, what can I say.
>>30188482
Everything listed is in my pastebin. Some are unlisted right now because I haven't finished the first segment.

>>30189826
>Comment section logic in a nutshell

>>30189826
Oh geez. What is Celestia planning for Luna in "Luna's Stallions" that has Luna wishing to be sent back to the moon? kek.

The Cherilee story sounds interesting as well.

pg 9

>>30190431
The only thing I am willing to say about "Luna's Stallion" is that there are more prancing lala homo ponies in the poor mare's future.

>>30190608
kek. Much to Luna's shagrin I'm sure.

I hadn't finished reading the Cherilee story because I wanted to get us away from page 9. I just finished it a short while ago. Anon's finding Cherilee gave me a touch of the feels. I hadn't checked that thread out but I'll certainly for this story as well.

Good work. Keep it up but don't burn yourself out either famalam.

Hitting the Spanky Juice now, expect green within three hours.
Nothing gets the inspiration going like 8-12 ounce mixture jalapeno juice and vodka.

>>30119977
>You walk through the town with Derpy secured snugly under your arm like a large cat.
>Several ponies snickered or made a point to suddenly be busy as you passed but you paid it no heed.
>Part way through the trip you asked Derpy if she wanted you to put her back down to which she promptly clung to your ribs.
>You decided that was a "No".
>Eh it doesn't matter anyway, the mail-pone seemed to be quite enjoying the ride.
>Arriving at Sweetie Drops you put (a somewhat reluctant) Derpy down and enter first.
>The door opens with a jingle causing Bon Bon to look up from the counter with a start.
>She quickly rubs a hoof across her eyes and hops around the corner to greet the two of you.
>That's odd, for a second there you thought her eyes looked kind of red and puffy.
>"Hey Anon, Derpy."
"Morning Bon Bon."
>"What brings you guys here today?"
"I tried the hot chocolate you made the other day and it was pretty good. Do you have any more laying around?"
>Her brow furrows in thought for a moment before she nods.
>"Yes, I'm sure I do. Business hasn't been that good as of late anyway.
>Derpy pipes up from behind you.
>"What do you mean it's not doing well? Just the other day you told me things were going great."
>You can see the sweat-drop forming on Bon Bon's head so you cough into your hand distracting Derpy.

>>30191407
>Bon Bon looks up at you with a small smile on her face.
>"Thanks for clearing that up Anon, that's exactly what I meant to say."
>You nod and motion towards the register.
"Right, now that that's all cleared up how about we see to some of that chocolate I came here for?"
>The three of you walk over to the register and Bon Bon hops behind the counter, rummaging for something underneath.
>A moment later she pokes her head over the counter dropping a small beige fabric bag adorned with a blue & pink ribbon.
>"Here you go Anon, this is for you."
>You eye the bag quizzically for a moment noting the particular coloration before taking it off the counter.
"Thanks Bonny, what do I owe ya?"
>She pauses a moment at the nickname, her mouth agape and face flushing slightly.
>"Ah..It's on the house, a thank-you for my best customer."
>Looking around you begin to wonder if you and Derpy are her ONLY customers.
>As you go to ask Bonny Derpy runs herself across your legs making a adorable whining sound.
>"Anooonnn what about me?"
>You look down and stare right into the dreaded Watering Filly Eyes Of Doom.
>Scratching the mail-pone's head you chuckle.
"Alright, alright. I'll get you something too, just go easy on me with those eyes alright Derp?

>>30191409
>She squees and hops around a bit before pointing at a chocolate chip cookie with blue icing stars on it.
"You want the cookie Derp? I thought you were gonna ask for a muffin or something."
>She holds her hoof to her mouth in mock offense.
>"Anon how could you?"
"What?"
>"A lady has to watch her figure you know. I can't just eat muffins all day or I'd lose this wonderful shape of mine."
>With that she slaps herself on the flank causing it to jiggle slightly.
>You bit your lower lip slightly and have to mentally stop yourself from grabbing a handful of pony flank.
>Bon Bon coughs slightly from behind the register reminding you that the two of you aren't alone.
>"Anyway... that'll come to two bits for the cookie guys."
>You reach into your pocket and grab a handful of bits.
>Pausing for a moment you look around at how full the shelves and racks are and then place your hand on the counter.
"Hey Bonny?"
>The mare looks from your hand to your face.
>"What's up Anon?"
"Since today has been such a slow day why don't you close up shop early today and come over to my place?"
>The mare looks around in confusion before looking back up at you.
>"Huh? Me?"
"You're the only Bonny here that I'm aware of."
>Derpy tugs on your pant leg.
>"Why do you want her to close up early Anon?"
>You pat Derpy on the head and hand her the cookie Bon Bon placed on the counter.
>Turning back to Bon Bon you continue.

>>30191413
"It seems like today's been a bit of an off day for you. I figured that you and Derpy here could have dinner over at my place."
>Derpy clings to your leg fiercely and resumes eating her cookie.
"Judging by the loss of feeling in my leg I take it Derpy is up for the idea. What do you say Bonny?"
>She looks apprehensive for a moment before taking a deep breath.
>"Are you sure I wont be a bother? I mean the last thing I want to do is make you go out of your way for somepony like me."
>You raise an eyebrow and glare down at the tiny pone.
"Somepony like me?"
>When did she started to think so badly about herself?
"You hush up right now Bonny."
>You raise your hand off of the counter top revealing a small pile of bits.
>Bon Bon's eyes widen.
>"Anon! That's like twenty bits. Why are you paying so much?"
>Scooping up Derpy you turn and walk out of the store leaving a bewildered Bon Bon behind.
"Close up shop as soon as you can and get your tiny flank over to my house. I'll make sure to show you a damn good time."
>As you walk through the town a idea comes to mind.
>You pull the cookie munching pony out from your arm and hold her at eye level.
>"Mmpfh?"
"Hey Derps, what's up with Bonny?"
>"What do you mean Anon?"

>>30191418
"Didn't you see how her shop looked?"
>"Yeah, it was pretty well stocked. Why?"
"It's the middle of the afternoon Derpy. She should have had a lot less stock. Also why did she look like she way crying before we walked in?"
>Derpy looks contemplative for a moment before answering.
"You know what people say about me right Anon?"
"I'm not following you."
>"Ponies whisper behind my back and snicker at me when I pass. They think I'm stupid just because my eye doesn't work the way it should."
"Hey now, I don't think you're stupid."
>"No Anon, not you. That's why I like you."
>Derpy nuzzles against your arm before continuing.
>"You see, because people think I'm stupid and don't pay attention they have no problem gossiping around me."
"I'm not entirely sure where you're going with this but go on."
>"If it's what I think, Bon Bon is down because her herd split up a few days ago and she's blaming herself for it."
"Why would she be blaming herself?"
>"I'm not entirely certain since it was just hearsay but I think it has something to do with her not wanting to leave her roommate Lyra behind."
"So what, the herd wanted to move out of Ponyville and she didn't want to leave Lyra here alone?"
>"That's what I think anyway."
"Hmm... that would explain a bit I suppose. No time like the present to fix that huh?"
>You tuck Derpy back under your arm and continue home with a newfound sense of purpose.

That's it for today's segment.

>>30191409
I forgot this line at the very start.

"Yes..well I'm sure she meant to say that things have been going slow today but pretty decent overall."

>>30191424
Fuckin typos!
I need to proofread better.

>>30189826
well i'm glad you're contributing to my general.

>>30191926
Happy to help.
I've gotten some good reads from this general and want to see it stay alive.

>>30191430
That's pretty gud