Due to how much you have all loved Thingpone, she has reproduced. Well, less reproduced and more a part of her fell off and made a tinier and younger version of herself. Congrats /mlp/, your all father's now.
Joy. What do we name it?
>>30108716
Thingy
>>30108741
I like Thingy.
>>30108704
No.
This is going to end in incest play, fuck that shit.
Thingpone is cute as is, no need for that.
Fuck why is that so cute.
>>30108704
Let it the fuck go already, I don't even know how many times /swt/ has died or your numerous reboots of this literal shit thing have taken place, but it's not going to catch on again
>>30108747
Mayhaps this will be the sole exception and will not turn into incest.
>>30108763
>not liking Thingpone.
How can you not love things thing?
>>30108766
>m-maybe this time it won't
yeah, maybe glimposters will stop existing and people will stop responding to obvious baits, who knows!
No, Anon, this is going to get porn in the week.
>>30108704
I always wanted to be a father.
Writefags, get to it. Give us baby thingpone.
>>30108747
>>30108766
It can't be incest if it's the same person
Thingaling is still thingpone , just smaller and existing at the same time as thing poneand maybe calls you dad
>>30109153or "daddy"
Would a "Thing" be able to reproduce in the first place? I mean it can shift into all kinds of crazy shit, one would think making reproductive organs to be easy for it. I guess the hard part would be for it to let the egg, for example, grow instead of assimilating it right off the bat.
There's already a "Thingpone" thread. Why can't you keep your shit in one thread?
>>30109153
I'm sorry m8 but this 'daddy' talk creeps me the fuck out.
I don't mind incest between cousins, or even between brothers and sisters.
But parental shit is the most degenerate thing there is.
Because there's only 2 things that will come from this situation.
Either you don't see her as your daughter, because you know that it's still thingpone.
Or you do, and then it becomes incest.
No.
>>30109222
Well that's where the comedic conflict comes from.
It's obviously thing, it literally can't be anything else, but it's pretending to be 2 different entities to mess with you
That being said, there is nothing stopping thing from absorbing any amount of your dna to incorporate it into its own, thereby making itself related to you, regardless of it being a small thing or normal thing
>>30109250
So it is still possible to be part of you, so it's still your child.
Wow, didn't expect to be getting into DNA on a thingpone thread.
>>30109153
>Thingaling
best name 10/10
>>30109250
Oh yeah, she could have her fun alright.
But the moment she touches my butt or my dick, our relationship would take a huge hit.
And I'd be more than happy for her to give me a kid. Just keep her out of the smut.
>>30109340
Can she WATCH the smut? Like watching her mother and father partake in the act which bore her?
>>30109222
>But parental shit is the most degenerate thing there is.
This so much. Literal motherfuckers.
>>30109356
No?!
No Anon, just NO!
I'd just send her do stuff idk go bake something with auntie ponk or go eat rarara or some shit
>>30108704
OP is a duck.
>>30109318
That poses a greater problem. If thingaling can do it, so can thingpone
>>30109250
>thing alters her gentic sequence to the point that she becomes anon's blood relative, because she thinks it's symbolic and will bring their relationship closer
>thing doesn't understand why anon suddenly becomes reluctant or repulsed at the idea of sharing intimate moments together
This has gotten a lot weirder than I thought it would
>>30109197
This. If fact, take your monstergirl fetish and fuck off to >>>/d/
Strange Waifu is dead and buried, take the fucking hint.