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i had a very very very very close fucking call with my power

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i had a very very very very close fucking call with my power levels today /mlp/

>be me
>be 18 year old senior in high school
>in health class
>teacher is huge guy
>not huge fat, huge as in built
>youd be scared shitless if he came up to you and picked a fight
>you dont wanna fuck with this guy
bbbbbuuuuttttt
>he also likes cats
>he really fucing likes cats
>watch ridiculous cat/cute animal videos in his class because alparently that teaches us health
>today hes talking about some random animal shit
>someone mentions the word fluffy
>FLUFFY
>next thing i see is him going onto youtube and searching something
>dont see what he typed but see the results
>holy fuck
>pic related starts playing on big board in front of class
>every student is saying what the fuck
>starts out with random animation of chrysalis in the treebrary with some fluffy
>start sweating balls because ive never had any kind of affiliation with this outside of my house and literally nobody knows my power levels
>friend sees im red as fuck in the the face and sweating
>'anon, you good?'
>'yeah, its just really hot in here'
>luckily it actually was really hot in the room
>pic related plays for about 5 minutes
>eventually turns it off and teaches us something

ive never come that close to spilling spaghetti from my pockets /mlp/
any of you ever accidentally reveal your power levels?
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>>30108084
People I know knows I watch the show. But my security teacher was showing this video of Tom Scott explaining XSS. The Twitter's profile pic was a Fluttershy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv0kZKC6GAM
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Everyone im close to knows i like the show and cartoons in general, ocassionally they'll get me something show related cause they know i like it. Never had to pay for a single piece of merch because anybody knows its not the show that makes you a massive autist, its how you stutter and sperg out when it comes to the show.
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>>30108084
>>30108104
>>30108108
kys
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>>30108084
So you had a close call because you're too autistic to act normal when something relevant to your interests shows up?
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>>30108147
>image
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>>30108149
>Wasting valuable computer time shitposting on an online Taiwanese Gardening Congregation.
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>>30108108
This.

I've still spilt plenty of spaghetti though. I try to take it in stride when I do, and I generally try not to annoy or bother anyone with it.
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>>30108084
I just typed in 'fluffy' into youtube and I don't get that result
Holy shit op, maybe your teacher is a ponyfag? He must have typed like 'pink', 'unicorns' or 'rainbows' as well!

Just to be sure, I would send him some porn and see how he reacts
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>>30108191
>having limited computer time
>calling it computer time
I hope your teacher doesn't catch you, anon.
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>>30108211
I'm a little older than you think.

I'd rather do other shit on my computer than be called a faggot on /mlp/. That's reserved for filthy mobileposting.
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>>30108206
>send him porn from a fake email
>next day in class
>"Who was it? Which one of you sent me this shit?!"
>Displays hundreds of pictures of pony porn up on the projector
>Class has to sit and cringe for as long as this is going on
>OP is getting red in the face and pitching a tent
>OP, you good? You good, OP? Ayy you good tho?
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>>30108206
he knew exactly what he was searching for
right after he clicked on the video, he opened it in a new tab. while it was playing, i looked up at the tabs bar on top of the browser
he searched "pink fluffy unicorn"
it really would not surprise me if he is a horsefucker
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>Today in things that never happened...
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>>30108316
Not really that unlikely... my P. E. teacher had some yoga videos for us to follow along with, and her recommended videos were literally all pony. Also my Language Arts teacher used to just go off talking about whatever while we worked on our assignments, and one time I started listening and he was talking about how mlp was animated with flash.
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>>30108478
>start sweating balls because ive never had any kind of affiliation with this outside of my house and literally nobody knows my power levels
>friend sees im red as fuck in the the face and sweating
>'anon, you good?'
>'yeah, its just really hot in here'
Really?
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>>30108084
ohmigaw thats like SO funni xD, +1

kill yourself
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>>30108084
Dude I do that same thing. Normally I'm pretty chill and I'm alright with doing things like presenting in front of the class or giving a speech, and when people compliment me or insult me I don't really react. But as soon as my power level is at risk of being revealed I just can't control how nervous I get. Really weird stuff.
>inb4 something that mentions your power levels shouldn't matter
Well they really do, so I'm gonna act accordingly.
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>>30108084
>be me
>be 2012
>watching pony season 2 on jewtube
>dad walks in
>i dont have time to change to porn
>sees
>walks away
>doesnt even comment on it,just walks away
>mfw
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>>30108487
Dude I'm not op, but I've really had similar scenarios, with pretty much the same response. I doubt this story is made up, consider the picture that's with it too. Of course it could be fake or planted, but you have to draw the line somewhere.
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>>30108084
I've had one spaghetti situation and one close call just yesterday. Both because of pony music. Right now I'm thinking about deleting or somehow masking it all.

Two years ago
>I live on the campus with two rommies, one is a guy from my faculty
>Really musical guy, can play various instruments and is a total melomaniac
>Actually the first person ever that I told what music I listen to
>Turns out we both like Dire Straits, Billy Idol, ELO and others
>I got him into Oingo Boingo
>Have respect for each other's tastes
>We do this project together, designing a gearbox
>I spend a few hours in CAD, all the while listening to music on my headphones
>I have almost four days worth of music, usually play it on random
>He comes over for a minute to discuss something
>I have the headphones down, but didn't pause the music
>We stop talking for a second as I show him the model I made
>In that moment, a pop-up shows up
>MLP - Winter Wrap Up
>Out of 1,500 songs it's Winter fucking Wrap Up
>He looks at me and I look at him
>I sweat profusely
>Feel my life going away as the pop-up fades
>I start talking about the project again
>We both act as if that didn't just happen
And he never mentioned it, but I could feel the change in his attitude towards me. I no longer live with that guy nor keep in touch. Ah well.

Yesterday
>I'm out with my life long friend
>Know he disregards ponies and bronies
>My own power level has always been hidden
>Have to take care of a business for a few hours >can't take phone with me
>Leave it with him for safekeeping
>Later realize that the last song I listened to was Luna's Future, and it's gonna show on lock screen if he presses any button
>Finish business
>Get phone back, he acts normal and doesn't say anything
I don't think he saw it, but man was i sweating bullets for half the time.

Some times like this I feel dumb that it matters so much for me if others know or not
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>>30108273
well, there's only one way to find out.
Take pics and greentext your experience here
Or, you could stealth in some mlp memes, see how he reacts
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>>30109020
Yeah you could scream >RAPE and see what happens
If still not sure you could try to sing the main theme
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>>30108084
Not /mlp related but I remember when I was playing vidya with my older brother in my room and he looked at my phone and opened chrome to a picture of princess peach giving bowsers son a handjob, he asked me what the fuck I was looking at, got up and left.
we've never spoke of it again.

The same happened when I opened my granddads ipad and found a game of thrones sex fanfiction he had been reading on it.
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>>30108135
>>30108135
Found the underage
MODS
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>>30108084
I usually don't sweat the power level too much, most people I know don't care and see it as just something people are into.

Had this happen earlier this year
>cousin comes over after class one day
>sit down to watch a movie
>boot up pc and forget pic related is wallpaper
>looks at me
>'Why is Gordon Ramsay yelling at ponies?'
>'Because the fucking bass is fucking raw.'
>laughs.gif
>continue day like nothing happened

As long as you're not a turbo autist about pone people are generally pretty chill, that's my experience anyway.
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Just act like it's normal. If some alpha retard asks: "Heh heh, why the hell are you watching my little pony?"

Just tell him it's got a good story and your little bro/sis got you into it.
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>>30108844
Just turn off your phone and the lock screen will clear.
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Had some close calls.
>Know a lot of the music on my phone by heart, too lazy to remove some of it.
>Driving around with buddy, car is playing music on phone cause bluetooth, album art is also displayed on nav screen
>X amount of /mlp/ related songs show up
"Dude, there's some weird ass shit on here. All I know is I got most of my music from my buddies computer and he listens to some pretty weird shit."
>Sweat like I just snorted 3 lines of preworkout
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Repeated this process like 50 fucking times over the past 4 years.

>Another one, same situation, but let the song play to finish (Empyrean Flux) buddy is digging it.
"You wanna know something weird about this song?
>"What's that?"
"This song is about that My Little Pony shit."
>"Are you fucking serious?"
>Casually spilling spaghetti
"Yeah, weird right?"
>Crisis averted
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I'm 31 and live in my own apartment so I do whatever the fuck I want without worrying about it. That being said no one at my work or in my social circle knows I like ponies. I do have an Applejack plush at home on my dresser, but no one has ever said anything about it.
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I have pony wallpapers on every device, use a pony avatar and name everywhere, but I never bring up ponies in any kind of discussion so people don't give a shit.
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>>30111337
how would he know that
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>>30108844
Why do you care so much? As Long as you don't rub it in people's faces, decent people don't give a shit
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>>30109062
This. It's the only way OP
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>>30109085
>I opened my granddads ipad and found a game of thrones sex fanfiction he had been reading on it.
wut
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>>30108084
I had a similar experience when I was in HS too OP

>Be in criminal justice class
>Have very conservative teacher who served in force
>Showed is video, forget the content of it but was either language or police related
>Near end showed Rainbow Dash as the guys avatar recapping what we learned
>Was just coming out of my spaghetti spilling phase, had to fight urge
>Managed to that time

Nobody said anything about it but I thought the pony insertion was random for the type of video it was.
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>>30111676
know what?
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Here's one from last weekend.

>At a smash bros tournament at a horse racing casino
>There's a perler bead vendor table
>I notice they have a big Pinkie Pie
>I have to support this, so I give them the fifteen burgerbucks
>My friends all know already and it's no big deal
>I put it with my stuff, mostly hidden away
>After the tournament is over, I pack up to leave
>There's nowhere to put the horse
>I start to leave with a flatscreen in one arm and Pinkie in my other hand.
>A couple walks through the area and asks us about all the video games
>I tell them about the video games
>They seem intrigued by the idea
>But the man's eye was stuck on the pink pony in my hand
>I could tell he was trying not to stare but he couldn't stop looking

Then we couldn't find where we parked so we go all over the parking lot with Pinkie in my hand. Lots of rednecks see us. I wonder what they thought.
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>>30113250
>casinos have smash bros tournaments
please be lying
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>>30108084
Bump
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>>30113253
It wasn't really a big deal. The casino was upstairs, and we were in the lobby downstairs. The tournament organizers just rented some space for a day... The casino barely gave us any space either. It was pretty crammed in the tournament area, but there was a ton of empty free space beyond our little curtain walls.
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>>30108084
>be 18 year old senior in high school
fucking underage reeeeeeeeeeee
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I've never had a spaghetti experience, but my power levels go through the roof any time my family mentions. I try to be as not awkward as possible, as I have some mlp figures around my room, but its un-avoidable,
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>>30108478
My english teacher has barbie stuff in her recommended, probably her kid watches it.
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>>30108084
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