what up dude, you could say i'm "stoned"

>>30106320
Freeze frame! Actually, just stay there right where you are - it's not like you can move, anyway.

So I bet you're all wondering how I ended up in this situation.

>>30106333
In West Philadelphia, born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin all cool,
And all shootin' some B-ball outside of the school.

nice trips

>>30106320
>You will never turn the mane six into stone and keep them in your basement
>You will never reanimate them for rape before petrifying them again

Why even live?

>>30106349
it's a harsh reality

>>30106349
If you cum inside them then petrify them... does that mean your jizz is sealed inside them until they're un-petrified again?

>>30106410
i'd imagine it would get quite moldy

>>30106410
>Rainbow Dash becomes the cum jar

>>30106410
>100% of the pony, inside and out is transformed to stone in an instant
>anything that isn't part of the pony is forced out at the speed of the transformation
>semen is not part of the pone
>launched out of the pussy in every direction at the speed of sound

>>30106320
Hey Twi, that's a "gneiss" look you've got going on. You seem to be getting a little "boulder" with your appearance ;^)

>>30106544
>Twilight is still conscious through this ordeal
>She has to listen to you make rock puns all night instead of trying to help her

>>30106552
this is why i like this board

>>30106410
>You will never watch your stone statue's stomachs slowly expand as you pump them full of your cum over the years.
>You'll never watch their minds slowly break as they're forced to stand there, full, until you use them again and again.
>You'll never watch them slowly give up all hope of being rescued.

>>30106320

reminder that twilight died in season 1

>>30107084
She was fully conscious though.

>>30106333
Well, for starters, we gotta go all the way back to the beginning.
*rewind*
*baby Twilight coos in her crib*
Not THAT far back!

>>30107121
*fast forward*
STOP!
*nerdy young girl holding books smiles awkwardly at the camera, exposing her braces*
That's me right there. High school freshman.
*football goes flying past her head as she walks into a chaotic hallway*
And this... is high school.
>BORN TO BE WIIIIIIIIIIILD

>>30106320
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>>30107413
haha oh man dawg my sides bro
all the upvotes for this tasty OC, +1

fucking kill yourselves

>>30107425
damn dood
das some crazy shit dogg

>>30107084
this

press F if you cri everytim you think of smartass Twilight Snarkle and how much better she was than the neurotic Disney Princess with hooves that Hasbro turned her into